[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 7 Destruction
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- The long awaited sequel to the Windows XP Destruction video, this time exploring the Windows 7 OS. Awful animated cursors, annoying toolbars and awful software that claims to "speed up your PC". Enjoy. Streamed live from vinesauce.com Subscribe here for more Vinesauce! ►bit.ly/vinesub
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“The pope!”
“ T H E P O P E ! “
"Absolutely!"
"Love your...*chuckle* enemies IT EVEN SCROLLS!"
Oh my sweet Jesus
There’s Jesus
3:34 *_"OH THERE'S A BURNING SUPER DEATH SWORD!!!!"_*
U got the same likes and comments as me
Did.
“This is the best thing ever! HALLELUJAH!”
*_“fuUCK.”_*
Это просто офигительно!!!
АЛИЛУЙЯ!!!
... БЛ**Ь!!!
jobel is alien
CONFIRMED
FFFUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!
*FHAK.*
@@realmofmealm5207 I thought that everything was fine!
THIS WAS 2014!?!?! This feels like just last year it came out
It feels like it's been a century
WINDOWS 11 DESTRUCTION
@@pabloca3 YESS
imgona rapeakid like damn samb doe9
@@pabloca3 You can bet he'll do it as soon as he gets his hands on it.
i still quote "TOOTORALS?!" to this day.
*_THIRTY!?!?_*
@@hiimemily ONE IS NOT ENOUGH?!
i never knew it was from here hahahahah
Mom: what did you do the computer?
The *CHILD* : GUADHUAUDHAHDHUDU
0:48
You watched the video too?
I ate it.
i downloaded free minecraft
glyeeaugh
I want this to be a video game.
Someone make a video game dedicated to fucking up a computer.
Call it uplink 2 also.
Or you can just download VirtualBox, the OS file and destroy the computer by yourself
That's lame. I need to get points for how many toolbars I can survive with.
I would make it but I don't know shit about how to make a game.
***** Sounds like a personal problem.
gb7zone7 Do you really need a tootertial? All you need are rules and have arcade gameplay modes. Such as 5, 10 and 30 minute runs ala crazy taxi, or endless virus mode, or even a mode where you keep playing UNTIL you get system 32 deleted, OR you have to get system 32 deleted. There's a ton of potential in this project.
Itz MAGIK JOEEEEEL!
Ever since that day, little Joel was never the same....
Dad, Is that you?
Joel happy with his father's magic
@@_Brand0 **wheeze**
@SteveMatheus **wheeze, knee slap, laughing** It looks like a plate of oatmeal, but-
2:04 that is the most meatiest and honest "I didn't do that!" I've ever heard
Ill be honest, when I was like 7 i saw that pistol and I thought, I NEED THAT and downloaded it.
Luckily I have grown up and my cursor is now the burning sword
MattijnT *Burning super death sword*
*OH LOOK THERE'S A BURNING SUPER DEATH SWORD!*
Still can't beat that plate of oatmeal tho.
Epic Boomshine Or the scrolling pope
I was the 666th like
"MiPony?"
"WHAT'S THIS BEAST ON MY FLOOR??"
"Thanks for choosing Rocket Br--"
"I DIDN'T DO THAT!"
Finally a comment that doesn't use bold text
Shoutouts to the Rhythm Heaven geek inside of you and me ;)
Well hey
He says “I didn’t do that” so genuinely
Funny LOL Hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaahahhahahhahah
I want a t-shirt with the mipony thing on it, with text that reads "what is this beast on my floor??"
The worst thing is that “Ok I’ll” is technically correct. I’ll is short for “I will” so the full version would be “Ok I will”
Fuck english, genuinely lmfao
A Compelled Passionate Rationalist. Agreed
A Compelled Passionate Rationalist. We should return to caveman language
I’ll start:
A Compelled Passionate Rationalist. gneurschkc
BlueRockEye oooooooooooooooooooooooo
"I can't believe a human being would download this" says the guy who downloaded a desktop stripper 👀
welp thanks for playing along
+Dan Komochi Bear in mind, kid phase is stupid
+Dan Komochi What...I mean, you haven't?
*Implying Joel is human*
8:56 for poosy destroyer
Pussy
De-
Stroyer
Destroy poosy
Every wheeze:
0:17
0:23
0:33
1:02 (little one though)
2:40 (Doesn't really count)
2:47
3:01
3:04
4:44
5:08
5:20
6:28
8:00
You're a legend, more people need to see this comment
3:21
Much obliged
4:44
@@randomaccount656 FIxed
5:46 "This is the best thing ever! HALELUYAH!"
"Fμ©€"
Sniff his beef™
“I thought that everything was fine… but no. no, no, no. *no, no, no…”*
FIFA 14 for Windows 8. Hmm… Mm-hmm, yeah.
*ANIMATED CHRISTMAS TREE FOR DESKTOP!?!?!?!*
@@RemHayden1806 Um..YES!
I WANT THE GUN
GIVE ME THE GUN
*Seinfeld theme MIDI in guns plays*
I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN
crossover of the century
Kramer goes to war costanza no
LMAO
KRAMER NO
Had it set to gun*
*_I N J E C T I N G M E T H O S E S M I L E Y S_*
I LOVE IT
AH YES
Mmmmmm LSD
EVEN MOM
@TailsSauce Ok I'll
0:41 "it looks like a place of oatmeal" what kind of oatmeal were you eating joel it looks like cement
He was eating 1 2 oatmeal
A place of oatmeal
@@Blue_Shift421 hey, thats my joke
*plate
Cementmeal.
1:58 MiPony, Beast of the Floor
Your profile picture especially fits this comment.
*dark souls boss music plays*
Thank you for choseeing rocket brow- *I DIDN'T DO THAT*
I really like how he laughs:
“T ahahahahaaaaaa. AHHAHA HAHAHAHA“
"AH-HYAHYAHYAH"
Mad__Crafter "snort"
Mad__Crafter it sounds like a kettle
XCIX #JoelTheKettle
I can't
My Little Joel: Technology is Magic
You ruined the whole comment section.
***** I didnt mean you.
Thank you.
Ongan-San np :>
No, seriously, thank you for giving me this chance of starting drama on a comment section :P
5:49
He went from happy to xenomorph
give me your adress
@@krysmrug6478 Mailing Address 9927 Giffin Court Windermere, FL 34786.
bruh???
@@escucharbog2118 it’s Shaquille O Neals mailing address calm down
@@doorwaysniffer5254 wow that's fucking funny
7:18 *w e s c a m t h e m*
*3 0 ?*
no its scan
@@IndigoVoidigo r/thisisntreddit
@@IndigoVoidigo You whooshed
Its very easy to tell even tho you deleted it
@@lvbboi9 I guess I’m going on a deleting spree then
When I was a kid I use to always look for WAW Zombies hacks and one time I tried to install one. The son of a bitch put a virus in that fucked my entire computer and changed my desktop icons to pictures of naked women (this was our family computer) I spent all day learning how to fix it. I now have a degree and a job in IT. I guess I owe that son of a bitch a thank you haha
Even worse I tried too get waw hacks even though commands worked but I installed adware and porn so when watching a CZcams vid I get a diffrent browser of a girl fingering her self 😑
+Demarioshow1 (demarioshow1) its a win-win situation
Unexpected comment. GG Chris.
+Kutrei thanks this is the internet, you know people don't read here
+ChrisCrossAppleSauce That's accurate.
that backround is so LOW KOALA-TY
Get out.
The_VinMan6 👏😑
And yet this channel helped birth the most high quality channel on CZcams.
the PIX-ULATION of the earth is over 99999!
Badum tits
"OH MY GOD, THERE'S SO MUCH ON THE SCREEN. I CANT SEE!"
*"INSTALL"*
7 years ago when I first saw this, I was not a bright teenager. I literally took my familys new computer, and I used this as a tutorial on how to destroy a computer 🤣
You are to Joel what Tucker is to Vinny.
i think you mean a TUTORAL on how to destroy a computer 😂
no its tutorial
@@robo5915no it's
T U T O R A L
@@NaderAmmartootorals
"Softonic!"
"No!"
"Let's start using the application!"
"No!"
"Do you know what software you're looking for?"
"NO!"
MrCrossa "As Well as screenshots................. and video *_tutorrals_*......"
Dub Wub T-TUTORRALS?
MrCrossa yes *T̳̼̩͇̺̳̐̆͛̈́̽̓ͮ̉́̎͐͋Û̺̙͓̬͔͍̻̦̺͇̮͓̯̞͚͇̥͗͗ͥ̒̂ͥ̾̽͛ͤT̙̺̥͍̦͙̪̮̠͕͌̓͐͆̽̑̀͛͛ͅO͚̜̥̩͈͖͛̑̍̓́̾̓͒R̗̥̥̹̙̱̠ͣ̉̑ͦ͛̓ͯ̏͋̂̌R̠̟̜̯ͪͪͭͨͣͦͥ̈́̓̅̓ͦͯ͋́̇A͔̲̤̝̜̞͔͔̠͚̹̱͓͔̥̼͈̣̓̇̑͂ͮL̺̩̜͓̤̖͖͉͖̞̲̣̩͎̰̼̱̂̏ͭͩͦ̓ͪS̱̳̹͕͔̀̂ͦͣͩͮ̽ͣͥ́̌ͯͩͫͨ̇͐͒ͅ*
I blame you. You did this. YOU DID THIS
MrCrossa EPIC BASS DROP *_fart_*_ in a bath_
SOFTONIC NOW AVAILABLE ON YOUR PC
NO!
VIDEO TUTORALS!!!
Chase Legoman Tooterals*
+Chase Legoman tutorolls********
spartan need subscribers SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
3:34 swedish man is amazed by a flaming sword-2014 colorized
R.I.P. Windows 7.
"You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best."
Nah, the telelmentary and spying by the end of it screw win 7
@@duckmeat4674 none of the other windows were better though.
XP is certainly a close second but I just love 7 too much
certainly better than 10 and we dont talk about 8.
Please dont Go :(
Squidward Philendrium *goes*
You forgot the exclamation point
Squidward Philendrium Ok i'll
Bread Lord The free smileys installation?
ok I'll
7:51 Bonzi just sitting in the timeout corner
Hayk Lol
Fitting, as he got to pay back in the Vista Destruction video. (Bonzify)
4:30 the growl in his voice when he says "life" sounds great.
“I drank a martini with my eye.”
No.
"Scale it down, Scale it up, Scale it down, set as background" DJoel Rapmaster in da house
+Vlad the Outstanding Citizen BACK UP, BACK UP, TELL ME WHAT YA GONNA DO NOW
+SgtErikson keep rollinrollinrollinrollin
COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
Snewp dogge dog in the haus
When I that comment he was literally saying that same exact thing,lol
Pretty sure Joel's laugh can cure cancer.
yes
MarvinTheMartian1089 .
Fun fact: Thanks to this video now there's a cursor theme of the burning super death sword on Linux
No fucking way.
6:55
I BLAME YOU
*YOU DID THIS*
*Y O U D I D T H I S*
I want cursor mania but I don't wanna fuck up my PC
Get VirtualBox.
just learn how to put custom cursors on windows
There is custom cursors on the google web shop.
@@randomcatdude So run it on a emulator, or...
I used that and Limewire back in the day.
*TOOTORALS?!*
I checked the coments right as i heard TOOTORALS
F-Sharp lmao
HENLO MI COMPADRE
Travis Plush Productions bloogal
*_farting in a bathtub_*
Just here rewatching this after the support for Windows 7 ended recently, ooh the wonderful memories many of us had with it..
the memories of desktop stripper™
R.I.P Windows 7 Support
#windows720092020
Thanks for choosing rocket brows-
*I D I D N T D O T H A T*
Honestly his voice and accent and everything makes Joel so fun to watch. I can watch the same video 3 times in the same day and still be laughing.
i watches this 3 times too or more *edit:I Watch it more then 10 times..
Same
Watch his streams on twitch and vargskelethor uncut
His accent is so unbelievably cute
@@PapaTJimb0 ive watched over 7 at least on all lmao
Not gonna lie, when I was 9 or 10 I was allowed to go to the internet and I wanted the glitter cursors so badly.
Fyi it was 2005
Rip windows 7. Alot of memories with this OS.
Joel injected it with so much shit that he had to put it out of its misery in the end. :(
Same
I still say "ok I'll" as a response
Now that I think about it it's technically correct.
It is technically correct, since it's actually "I will".
Ok I'll
*Please don't go ! :(*
Did you *cancell* the *instalation* ?
@CaseyLover 456
''are you sure you want to *cancell* the free smiley *instalation* ?''
*clicks ''ok i'll''*
Feedback wasn't even obtainable because it either didn't exist or it was removed from google.
We need more smilies
Click NO to go back to the Free Installation page
“Keep injecting me”
*M M K I N K Y -*
7:11
“Once you’ve decided to download the program, you can be sure it will be fast and virus-free!”
*MPHBWEJIHAEW. HEH HEH HEH.*
You cannot stop the bonzi
Atleast you don't support windows 8. Your not going anywhere near my beloved laptop.
DustyZiroto have you tried running as administrator?
***** Please marry me and my dong
BONZI GO AWAYS, YOU IS DIED IN XP
DustyZiroto It won't be long until I can adapt to windows 8. Nobody will be safe
it hasnt even been 30 seconds and this is my new favorite channel
Welcome to the family.
3DSMasterGaming ever since that day, little me was never the same
Vinesauce is why I even choose to live.
It's already been 3 seconds and this is my most hated furry
3DSMasterGaming woah man, are you okay? should i get help? thats sad! should i get help??
Any time I imagine "little Joel" it's full grown him just 2 feet tall.
4:43 please dont go!
:(
*PROTECTION*
PUSSY. DESTROYER.
there will be no protection tonight
Peter Farrell Speak of the devil and he shall appear.
Pusy Destroyer
>pusy
you dun fucked up
CookedChef Google censored me :(
BonziBuddy and Desktop Stripper back in 1999, unbeatable combination. Ahh, memories.
+Steven Jones, too bad Bonzi Buddy is spyware.
+TheDiamondKiller9 that isn't confirmed but kinda believe so
@@ApuwiAubrey Yeah, it is spyware. It's mostly nonfunctional now thanks to servers getting shut down
@@JetFalcon710 oh
also i recently watched this playlist so its kinda weird that my old ckmment would be replied to after that
I love how the subtitles automatically came on when I opened this video.
Same Thing Happen To. Me
I love how Joel downloads Bonzi buddy just to berate him every so often throughout the destruction
8:55
POOSY
DE
*STROYER*
Yes hello my name is Pussy De Stroyer, and I'm here for my job interview.
P00si Deh Steroider
you rang?
pusi di stroyer
Poesie de Strooier
5:50 you can hear joel’s soul shatter after bonzibuddy works 😂
"HALLELUJAH!"
*work*
*Joel becomes a demon*
🏗⛎©🎋
Indeed, despite this old classic of a video i always cone back to the destructions, but man...
That has to be one of the most gutteral "FUCK!!"s i've ever heard from anybody lmao.
@@monsoon3816*”F u U u C c . . .”*
5:51 the vigor that he uses when he realizes the sad truth is so amazing.
fun fact, sonftonic still exists.
It works wonderfully 🙏🤗
Hey Joel, my computer is super slow. Could you fix that shit for me?
I trust you the most on that matter.
"specify your credit card information"
-Jobgel 2014
Ayyyyy its piergaming
***** Hello Expand Dong
Don't forget you should have about 6 different toolbars if you want to have a faster browser.
1. Inject some Smilies
2. Get a Desktop Stripper dancing around your Desktop Tree.
Yesterday I dropped my desk lamp on my laptop and it bluescreened
kcin1523 damn
kcin1523 ok i'll
Expand Dong Do you want to Cancell
Bolinho Mustefaga ok i'll
Expand Dong Please Dont Go :(
1:26 this laugh gives me life
that "ptt" was also well synced
4:01 that sounds w r o n g
Okay, child
@@BBTVunofficial?
@@justhere4637 o k a y, c h i l d
Oh god, I downloaded cursormania when I was younger
Robert Ziengs it's not really a virus
J
Robert Ziengs saaame
Me too! So nostalgic to see that.
Robert Ziengs same here!
[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 7 Destruction 2: Joel visits the dark web.
XD. Nice profile pic btw
i needed one of those.
ewwww sans profile pic
WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH HAVING AN ICON?
***** Undertale cancer is the problem.
Am I the only person that constantly watches the Windows Destruction videos, even up to 4 times a day?
Joel is so entertaining, with his voice and laughs, that I use him as my background.
I feel understood
"Ahhh ,Don't Stop , Keep Injecting Me Those Smilies !!! I Love It !!!"
*Certified Bruh Moment*
Nonono what did you just say to me
did you say my name
Heyyyyy
Sage Vaughan I appreciate your support.
A Gaming You too :)
Burning Superdeath Sword yes. yes he did. and you deliberately made a CZcams account called that.
*OH IT’S A BURNING SUPER DEATH SWORD!!*
When I was 10, I remember trying to download GTA IV from "some website" and the thing wasn't a torrent or anything, it just said "GTAIVINSTALLER.exe" with a fake WinRAR icon. I click it and then it had admin privileges but it kept downloading. Then I when it was done, I was so excited.
Five minutes later I saw the Command Prompt screen (I didn't know what it was when I was 10) and I was like "Omg, it's opening!!!" Then I see so many Command Prompts and I hear bad piano music in the background with my desktop screen turning into a GIF and it was porn, then I see my pictures change to girls fingering themselves and I was like "What the fuck! Where's GTA IV?!?!?" Then there were hundreds of thousands of exe files that said: Pornhack.exe
Kevinuvius rib
pornhack.exe
Kevinuvius Pornrolled
tell me the website for...
experimental reasons...
Kevinuvius When I was in 1st grade I tried to download gta V from some shady site. I just got viruses. :/
3:35 “OH THERES A BURNING SUPER DEATH SWORD!”
That still kills me to this day lmfao
8:10 "it sounds like I'm farting in a bathtub"
9:09 Joel Plays Lose Lose
8:41 Bonus Mac Destruction
@@RozeeVeritas don't reply to yourself, spaz
@@RozeeVeritas its fucking pathetic.
@@BBTVunofficialhow about you dont reply to comments that were 2+ years ago
When I was like eight, the only two computers we had were used for my dad's work.
I would go into one of them and find all sorts of shit like smileys and cursors, but I was self-conscious about downloading random shit carelessly.
Let's just say that the riskiest thing I did to the computer was play Animal Jam on it.
so risky
Some Random Person such risk.. 👍🏻
69risky138me
i'm playing we are number one over this, *TRUE ART* also...
*LOOK AT THIS NET*
Some Random Person is that profile pic nanalan? (if you're curious how i know, one word: chadtronic)
GregoryMom
yep.
all the computers at my school had the smileys toolbar
your school's fucked
wtf?! how?!
ayano ashi weeb
Dankus Memus *Says the guy with Shrek in his profile picture*
One computer in my school did even have Bonzi Buddy lmfao
HOW HAS 8 YEARS PASSED SINCE THIS WAS UPLOADED??? I WAS IN 9TH GRADE WHEN THIS WAS UPLOADED WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
can you imagine how bad these scammers must have felt, to see that finally, after all these years, someone fell for their (horrible) scam, only to find that some dumb streamer on CZcams is just trying to break his computer?
So your stealing my picture, huh?
no its mine
CZcams COPY
+imataka12 Not it's Hitlerspimp's
arecee924 Do you know what a joke is? -_-
imataka12 joke is a word am i right?
no im left leleleleelelel
"Softonic: Now available on your PC!"
"No!"
"Let's start using the application!"
"No!"
"Do you know what software you're looking for?"
"No!"
I BLAME YOU! YOU DID THIS! YOU DID THIS!
Cteklite "Virus free"
"DE BLUH HOOO"
Softonic is legit. Sometimes...
tootorals?!?
Searching No!
Found 1 Result
Trust me im not a virus or memz.exe
🎶Once I was 11 years old- *I H A D A D E S K T O P S T R I P P E R*
I rewatch this video from time to time, it never gets old
6:32 I love how a program just installed itself in front of Joel's eyes but he was so happy that it was christmas he didn't give a shit about it.
Lol
*single harmonica toot of failure*
goat Can I be kin with this comment
that was sampled from a Jurassic Park “cover”
I love how bonzi just gets progressively fed up throughout the video.
i’ve been watching you since i was 10 joel, i’m 18 and i come back to this video annually/monthly, you are forever in my childhood
is it bad that when I was about 11 or 12 I had that exact flaming sword curser?
You disgust me, installing that shit
(So did I)
+Frank Da Tank No.. Yes.. no?... Well when I was the same age I had Cursormania and it was great! :3
***** Noooo..... ;-;
+Frank Da Tank me too xD
+Frank Da Tank Yes it is a Malware x)
Why did this make me nervous watching him download things like I was downloading them onto my desktop???? Just seeing this on my screen makes me feel like it’s invading my computer.
Nirian Vigora when I see stuff like that I actually panic lol!
Yeah same lol, even though I’m using a phone I still get rlly nervous lolol
Me too bro, and i'm in phone XD
Bonzi buddy is EVERYWHERE u cannot escape!
Nirian ur not alone
His commentary is the best commentary I’ve ever heard. I can listen to his videos over and over again and still be in tears of laughter.
from out of nowhere ive been repeating "what is this *BEAST* on my floor????!?!?!?" for the past ten minutes
8:30 "Oh my god look at my scroll bar it's likE A WholE TwinKiE!"
XD
Hasmey
THICC
That one got me
"THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER! HALLELUJAH!" *BonziBuddy opens* "FURCK"
OMG Dead
5:47
Mason Daw even better in the full stream. He goes silent for a few minutes afterward and sort of chokingly laugh-sobs.
Mason Daw 420th like
Hello expand dong!
I love how he doesn’t finish off the PC. He just leaves it to die slowly.
time for my yearly rewatch of this
When ever Joel laughs, someone unsubscribes from DSP. We need you to laugh more Joel.
Darksydephil, or as I like to call him, the devil of let's plays
tyler kehoe Well let's see, he's a terrible let's player, he screws up all the time and he blames the game for it, he sings all the time, which wouldn't be horrible if he didn't do it constantly and could actually sing, whenever a woman comes onscreen he makes jokes about her boobs or calls her a slut, he constantly whines, he begs his Patreon users for more money after he stupidly wastes it all, and overall he's one big jerk. Trust me, you don't want to look this guy up.
tyler kehoe
Well, if you do, prepare to faceplam, a LOOOOOOOT.
CoolNyanCat Manchild of Let's plays.
*****
So very true.
*_A B S O L U T E L Y_*
*_D I Z G U S T A N K_*
The amount of times ive watched this series over the past 7 years and it STILL remains entertaining... just wow
2:47 your wheezing makes me laugh