I don't care how many times I watch this guy, I wind up in tears laughing 😂! Dear God, thank you for not giving up on Mr. Allen. He brings so much joy to your world! 🤗 ❤
Wow! to do 80 minutes straight of continual home runs was phenomenal! I've heard most of these bits before in smaller pieces but I still laugh out loud because his delivery is so genius and natural. I have studied and performed some comedy and seen all the great comics of decades past until today. He has not gotten the recognition he deserves and he has also been through heroic personal and spiritual transformation that he should be really admired for💕
Every time I need a good belly laugh I watch him. I have seen him several times with the same comedy routine but it's still hilarious!! I have watched it so much I can almost quote him word for word. He's just hilarious!!! Love him!!!
I just watched an hour long special and after that another one because he's great, turned out to be a talk on how he got saved by faith and how he became a Christian, and now I'm watching another special and if it weren't for this talk i would never have believed he was a devout Christian. Great comedian and person. On the edge but never too far
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@@jewelleryaddict God must have a great sense humor & He must love to hear our laughter. I can tell that's true by just observing His creations; things like giraffes, funny meerkats, how baby whales jump up in the ocean & play instinctively and how a bunch of puppies will nip at eachother & wrestle.... Laughter is a wonderful gift from God that allows us to get through the tougher times. It's a special gift for a person to be able to see the humor in everyday life & present that to others in a way that makes them bust out laughing.
I listened to Jeff so many times I know his jokes by heart and still listening to him. He just speaks and it's feels good. That's what real talent is. Bless you, man!
Marina, I stumbled upon Jeff's Testimony at a recent prayer breakfast. You might enjoy this at VNCS Franklin TN ttps://czcams.com/video/GDeN2dyEWOA/video.html Ron.
Look up Dry Bar Comedy. It's a club in Utah that puts every comedians video up on CZcams and every performance is clean. The bar doesn't serve alcohol so all the crowds r respectful.
In my early 30's and I LOVE this man's comedy. Also --- any human being who is not ashamed nor intimidated of praising the name of God + Jesus, deserves all good things in their life. To God + Jesus belongs all the Glory!
The handkerchief, so true. I'm 25 while my dad didn't carry one both my grandpa's did and let me tell you, that sound he made when opening the snot rag is 100% true.
I almost have the whole routines down pat. I love taking my old Vietnam vet along for a ride (he can drive anymore). I put this on and he laughs so hard. Thank you for making My Man smile. ☺️😎😊👍🏻❤️💕 edit: he can’t drive anymore.
It's so refreshing to watch a comedy act that isn't full of vulgar language or disgusting topics. I have enjoyed watching this *CLEAN* brand of comedy from Jeff Allen for many years.
The fact that Jeff Allen can make you laugh without having to be vulgar makes him a great comedian. The fact that he can touch your heart with his open honesty about his life. That makes him a great man.
We used to save waxed paper and on the weekend we would ride on the wax paper down the 2 story high slide. We would shoot off the end of the slide into the sand. Sure was fun. 😁
Probably watched this set at least ten times, and never once have I not literally laughed out loud. Jeff, I appreciate your humor, your delivery, and sharing your faith. I pray that God continues to bless you and your family as you continue to bring joy to others.
OMG!! Hysterical 🤣 Watched this while soaking in a bathtub ~ My belly flab splashed water all over the floor, and I think it's going to take a while to recuperate from what happened with the tweezers while laughing... So glad his special finally went on to the dry comedy bar... Cuz it's rough when the drink squirts out your nose 🤣
Thank you, Jeff... You make kale and the general descent of mankind funny, again! I also believe in bringing back lawn darts, banning warning labels on coffee cups, and embarrassing your children in public...
I just recently started listening to Jeff. And man o man, I laughed so hard my eyes hurt and I thought I was going to pass out. Almost DID. 😆..... 💘 clean comedy
Preach it Jeff,,,, you are so honest... your life is like my life. I have massive adhd. I learned how to play the guitar in a year. And people think I been playing for years and make money from playing guitar and I do not. It is because of the adhd. And I have no idea what they are thinking. I hated myself for years because of this. Because I do not fit in. I am a nobody, just someone sitting in a room one day and looking at a guitar and saying to myself, play it, the noise sounds wonderful, and I did. I thought I did. It sounded wonderful to me. The noise and movement of the sound. And I am a nobody, nothing. Someone who has been abused from the world from having adhd, Which I was told I am basically I am retarded. I hate saying that word. But that is what I have been told my whole life. I do not care no more. Because I found Jesus. And i feel love from him.
Glory be to God. He knows you and He made you perfect, the way you are. Do what you like and love people no matter what, like Jesus. I know you have a lot to offer. Love, Ans
KRISTIN- it dont get much better- been through the Big M now I've swerved the other way. Hubby' s side.of bed- floor furnace underneath- sleeps in boxers and a muscle shirt- my side next to window losing weatherstripping- flannel nightie with cardigan and mukluk socks. Oh what a couple we are- and Sweetums won't trade sides ' cause his Dad always slept on that side- its tradition.
Absolutely love you just because you’re truly funny and don’t need the disgusting language most comedians feel they need to make people laugh. What you do takes awesome skills to me you’re a real comedian. Please don’t change ❤️✝️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 bravo! Thank you
I love this even though mr Jeff. Is talking about adhd. And sleep apnea now I am getting off this meds. And my son two. In Jesus name amen. This was even good for you. I get it now even through the laughter God spoke to me confirmation
Thanks for sharing your Talent with us.I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. You had the endorphins running thru my body at full speed! Picked up my spirits. Keep up the good work for your fans...
I loved this. Thanks for sharing the story about your marriage at the end. I love your testimony Jeff. I don’t know if you will look at the comments on here but your testimony gave me goosebumps. And the rest of your show was great. You are such a gifted comedian!❤️
Hes right. Take cell phones and computers away. The kids would go into a coma. They can't do without them. They have no idea how to deal without them. Remember titily winks, pickup jacks? Pick up sticks. The kids to days will look at you, like you have 10 heads.
This was a great show and I enjoyed the act immensely, especially as it didn't contain any bad language which isn't really anway... It was good clean humour that the family could enjoy.... Good luck Jeff...
Carol & Stephanie--- I live in a house designed for you- the problem I'm high 5ft numbers- perpetual backache from from bending down to work on my kitchen counters- just before they cram you into a booster seat, ask them to put me on a torture rack and stretch me back tall. 😀 Operate on my spine? Ortho says I might not live through it and besides he don't do it, would I mind going to the State Capital where maybe they could do something? No thank you I've got the Quasimodo look down pretty good. I've had both knees replaced 🙃 so which leg do I drag? Wonder if Dry Bar can use a lady my age? Told Sister I'D ALWAYS wanted to be a martyr but the initiation looks pretty rough. She said I might still qualify for sainthood, yeah I can see it- Blessed Peachie the Unready- I'm sure I'll do just fine and dandy.
If you guys like Jeff Allen you need to watch his episode in which he gives his testimony! All about how he came to know Jesus! In the midst of all the turmoil in his life! It is an amazing story!!!!
Until an email I received tis morning - perhaps that very same email with a little 5 minute sharing that went viral - have never saw a show by Jeff before now. As many of you have said, since Cosby I've not seen a "CLEAN" comic and agree Jeff Allen is refreshing AND so very funny. Hearing him share stories of living, stories most of us see but don't catch the humor until those stories are relived through a comic like Jeff's delivery has. As things turned out Cos wasn't the guy many to most of thought he was which is disappointing to say the least. Cos obviously was NOT a Christian for the majority of his life. We hope he makes amends, it's not too late. GOD is a loving GOD and in spite of all the sins, there's room for Cosby in Heaven.
Because he is a born again Christian and he dropped out of clubs because of the filth that 99% of the people and they do NOT accept Christian comedians!! Blessings
Love his comedy, it's always full of his funny real life observations, on marriage, on raising kids, having grandchildren, things most people can relate to and his delivery is great,
Thank you, Jeff!! The yo-yo & bubble? I couldn't stop laughing! How, oh, how I remember dealing with those! Biting? Easy way to stop it back then was to bite back - just once - and ask, "How do *you* like it?" No more biting. Falling? We used to ask if they hurt the floor when they fell - prevented a lot of crying, and prompted a lot of laughter.
Very funny!! I just gotta point out. When he starts talking about the fit bit, he pulls his sleeve over his watch. Like, someone is going to notice that he’s not wearing right now. Lol.
I remembered the nine feet slide and the hot sun. And trying to flip over the swing bar, what fun. Also the see saw Your friend would jump off and your fanny would hit the ground. Ouch
I was remembering that in my 40s while swinging with my elementary age son. I brilliantly said, "Watch This!", & launched out of my swing at the high forward arc! The shock when I hit the ground vibrated from my feet, up my back and into the top of my head! Not what I remembered at ALL! I had shin splints for a month! And all my son could say was, "Why did you do that while you were old, Mom?" Kids. 🙄
I've been a big stand up fan for 50+years. I've seen some of the greats live. Such as George Carlin, Ghalliger (sp), Seattle comedian Rod Long. And now Jeff Allen. He deserves his spot.
Jeff Allen, loved your show this afternoon on CZcams. You mentioned faith, so I wanted to write a few words. When Moses went thru the burning bush to spend 40 days and nights with the Almighty. Moses wrote down 631 laws and commandments, the food laws of what you can eat or not eat. The word ABIB, the beginning of His calendar and His new year, then the first Feast Passover and 7 more feasts.plus much, much more, like you go to heaven when you die. Where is this Scripture or is this all liars. Blessings
Love Jeff in different settings, glad the audience finally came around once they realized it wasn't full of vulgar language. He's a hit most every place, but really, this audience was kind of lame. Those that got him, and embraced his humor, thank you!
Pay attention to only 3 of your jokes Jeff all the challenges of raising kids any age would suddenly become hilarious. Thank you for my wet face & aching belly!!
I don't care how many times I watch this guy, I wind up in tears laughing 😂! Dear God, thank you for not giving up on Mr. Allen. He brings so much joy to your world! 🤗 ❤
And if you’ve never heard his testimony, it is awesome
First person I found in a while who is funny without being dirty! Thank you!
Since Brian Regan???
Michael Jr too! Check him out
czcams.com/video/PVLZRat5fDo/video.html
I'm Pagan and wouldn't mind catching Jeff's show at a church!
Real talk
I just now discovered this guy. He's almost as old as me and talks about things I can relate to.Very funny!
Wow! to do 80 minutes straight of continual home runs was phenomenal! I've heard most of these bits before in smaller pieces but I still laugh out loud because his delivery is so genius and natural.
I have studied and performed some comedy and seen all the great comics of decades past until today. He has not gotten the recognition he deserves and he has also been through heroic personal and spiritual transformation that he should be really admired for💕
Every time I need a good belly laugh I watch him. I have seen him several times with the same comedy routine but it's still hilarious!! I have watched it so much I can almost quote him word for word. He's just hilarious!!! Love him!!!
Best comedy i have seen in 20 years thank you Jeff, I'm a trucker so chances of seeing you live is pretty slim. Love YOUR WORK!!!!GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!
I just watched an hour long special and after that another one because he's great, turned out to be a talk on how he got saved by faith and how he became a Christian, and now I'm watching another special and if it weren't for this talk i would never have believed he was a devout Christian. Great comedian and person. On the edge but never too far
No reasons christians can't be funny. I am sure God finds much humor in us.
@@jewelleryaddict I'm sure He does 😁
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@@jewelleryaddict God must have a great sense humor & He must love to hear our laughter. I can tell that's true by just observing His creations; things like giraffes, funny meerkats, how baby whales jump up in the ocean & play instinctively and how a bunch of puppies will nip at eachother & wrestle.... Laughter is a wonderful gift from God that allows us to get through the tougher times. It's a special gift for a person to be able to see the humor in everyday life & present that to others in a way that makes them bust out laughing.
❤🙏🏻❤
I listened to Jeff so many times I know his jokes by heart and still listening to him. He just speaks and it's feels good. That's what real talent is. Bless you, man!
I feel the same, too bad that the audience took so long to appreciate his humor.
Marina, I stumbled upon Jeff's Testimony at a recent prayer breakfast. You might enjoy this at VNCS Franklin TN ttps://czcams.com/video/GDeN2dyEWOA/video.html Ron.
@@Manfromron I recently watched it, I watch everything he puts out 👍
Only just been told about this guy - a stand up comic who doesn't curse and mock everybody?! Refreshing! He's great.
Look up Dry Bar Comedy. It's a club in Utah that puts every comedians video up on CZcams and every performance is clean. The bar doesn't serve alcohol so all the crowds r respectful.
In my early 30's and I LOVE this man's comedy. Also --- any human being who is not ashamed nor intimidated of praising the name of God + Jesus, deserves all good things in their life. To God + Jesus belongs all the Glory!
The handkerchief, so true. I'm 25 while my dad didn't carry one both my grandpa's did and let me tell you, that sound he made when opening the snot rag is 100% true.
J R my pops carried one his whole life...never washed them either!
He is one of my favourite Christian Comedians around. He is also a Friend of Bill W
Way to front a guy off a hole
I almost have the whole routines down pat. I love taking my old Vietnam vet along for a ride (he can drive anymore). I put this on and he laughs so hard.
Thank you for making
My
Man smile. ☺️😎😊👍🏻❤️💕 edit: he can’t drive anymore.
It's so refreshing to watch a comedy act that isn't full of vulgar language or disgusting topics. I have enjoyed watching this *CLEAN* brand of comedy from Jeff Allen for many years.
Amen. Regrettably, the vulgar and filthy need comedians of the same.
Jeff Allen, Sinbad, Bill Engvall and Dennis Gaxiola my favorite comedians. They are great and clean.
@artist one I also LOVE Jeff for his clean comedy that in my opinion takes more takent.👍👏
Amen
It's nice! Glad you enjoy it. I like probably a slight more dark style too. I'm sure this guy can be unhinged.
The fact that Jeff Allen can make you laugh without having to be vulgar makes him a great comedian. The fact that he can touch your heart with his open honesty about his life. That makes him a great man.
An amazing comedian that can make me laugh without cussing. Really refreshing.
He reminds me if another great man my friend Dougie
Jeff, you are a great comedian and so real. Hubby and I, married 53 yrs , have had so many instances you talk about which makes it all so funny!
It's not a message? Yes it is and it's excellent. I like hearing your testimony Jeff. I'm very glad you got saved.
I can't believe I was just introduced to this guy now he's awesome
I agree I found him 2 days ago.
I laugh until I can't catch my breath. I'm sharing.
Also check out Tim Hawkins, and Brad Stine
Thank you Jeff for sharing God's Word, and parts of your personal testimony. May God bless you, your wife, children and grandchildren.
GODS ARE MYTHS.
We used to save waxed paper and on the weekend we would ride on the wax paper down the 2 story high slide. We would shoot off the end of the slide into the sand. Sure was fun. 😁
Love the clean comedy,please keep it up
Probably watched this set at least ten times, and never once have I not literally laughed out loud. Jeff, I appreciate your humor, your delivery, and sharing your faith. I pray that God continues to bless you and your family as you continue to bring joy to others.
That was great. It takes a truly intelligent person to be that funny without the filth. God bless.
Agree 100%!
Clean comedy forces you to be intelligent. Any moron can do potty humor!
Yes I love Jeff Allen he is a good comedian
Amen clean comedy should happen more often
Dry Bar Comedy has tons of clean comedy.!!
OMG!! Hysterical 🤣
Watched this while soaking in a bathtub ~
My belly flab splashed water all over the floor, and I think it's going to take a while to recuperate from what happened with the tweezers while laughing...
So glad his special finally went on to the dry comedy bar...
Cuz it's rough when the drink squirts out your nose 🤣
Jeff, you are the absolute best!👏👏👏💕
Jeff Allen is the best. My favourite comedian. So hilarious. Lol.😀
Laughed so much I was in pain 🤣
Absolutely luv this guy and am pleased to hear him giving God glory!!! Thank u
Thank you, Jeff... You make kale and the general descent of mankind funny, again! I also believe in bringing back lawn darts, banning warning labels on coffee cups, and embarrassing your children in public...
I'm planning to sit on the floor, sing " The Holy City" in the midst of Wal-Mart and 😳 embarrass them in revenge for their childhood outbursts.
I just recently started listening to Jeff. And man o man, I laughed so hard my eyes hurt and I thought I was going to pass out. Almost DID. 😆..... 💘 clean comedy
Doin' a great job, Jeff. Listen to you every day.
My boyfriend, retired and 66, uses handkerchiefs.... hahahahaha... can't help myself, love my man!
I would love to see Jeff Allen in person!!!
Thank you for sharing.
Have a great day and live a safe and happy life!!!
WOW!! Clean and FUNNY comedy...I love this guy!
I agree with Paul MacKenzie
Allen is hysterical!!@
Dozed off and woke up to this guy, I've heard many times and laughed hysterically again! He has the gift of "funny"!
Same deal with me, autoplay finds good stuff sometimes :)
I laugh so hard with Jeff Allen's Comedy I get out of breath. He's my favorite.
No cursing or filth and still helarious, takes true talent.
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Preach it Jeff,,,, you are so honest... your life is like my life. I have massive adhd. I learned how to play the guitar in a year. And people think I been playing for years and make money from playing guitar and I do not. It is because of the adhd. And I have no idea what they are thinking. I hated myself for years because of this. Because I do not fit in. I am a nobody, just someone sitting in a room one day and looking at a guitar and saying to myself, play it, the noise sounds wonderful, and I did. I thought I did. It sounded wonderful to me. The noise and movement of the sound. And I am a nobody, nothing. Someone who has been abused from the world from having adhd, Which I was told I am basically I am retarded. I hate saying that word. But that is what I have been told my whole life. I do not care no more. Because I found Jesus. And i feel love from him.
Remember your here for a reason. Don't beat yourself down you do things many of us can't
Glory be to God. He knows you and He made you perfect, the way you are. Do what you like and love people no matter what, like Jesus. I know you have a lot to offer. Love, Ans
I love you man, play the shit shit out of that guitar, you are somebody.
Love your testimony. 💕 Jesús loves us however we are. Keep on playing!
Beautiful comment ty
Know Jesus Know Peace
No Jesus No peace
Love the same humour I have as a A.D.H.D nut case 😝 😂. Smart man 👍👍👍✝️📖🕊🥰💪God is great 👍. Love Gods humour 😁
The menopause jokes? Absolute truth. I freeze my guys out of the room.
KRISTIN- it dont get much better- been through the Big M now I've swerved the other way. Hubby' s side.of bed- floor furnace underneath- sleeps in boxers and a muscle shirt- my side next to window losing weatherstripping- flannel nightie with cardigan and mukluk socks. Oh what a couple we are- and Sweetums won't trade sides ' cause his Dad always slept on that side- its tradition.
He's good
Love it
So funny
Hahahha
Classy guy.
This guy is great! Never saw him before. Funny as heck!
He's pretty great!
What a great comedian, I really enjoyed his comedy. Xxx
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Absolutely love you just because you’re truly funny and don’t need the disgusting language most comedians feel they need to make people laugh. What you do takes awesome skills to me you’re a real comedian. Please don’t change ❤️✝️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 bravo! Thank you
Watched this several times and still breaks me up, your show is outstanding
It’s funny that as older people, we are faced with labels. The manufacturers are lying anyway! Lol. ❤️❤️🙏❤️❤️
OMG-- Patrick from Sponge Bob??? Can't stop laughing!!!
I don't have grandkids - so I had to google Patrick from Sponge Bob!
VERY funny, THANK YOU for sharing this video I LOVE it! Keeps me laughing which, feels NICE! xx
Love Jeff. I first found him on Dry Bar Comedy, which I watch every time I need a laugh.
Been watching Jeff for 6 months. Just love him he's funny as heck!! Real life is the best comedy.
Oh Jeff, you are just too much. Love your stories.
I love this even though mr Jeff. Is talking about adhd. And sleep apnea now I am getting off this meds. And my son two. In Jesus name amen. This was even good for you. I get it now even through the laughter God spoke to me confirmation
Thanks for sharing your Talent with us.I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
You had the endorphins running thru my body at full speed! Picked up my spirits.
Keep up the good work for your fans...
I loved this. Thanks for sharing the story about your marriage at the end. I love your testimony Jeff. I don’t know if you will look at the comments on here but your testimony gave me goosebumps. And the rest of your show was great. You are such a gifted comedian!❤️
This guy is good - esp how we grew up as kids Vs nowadays, truth is always funny
Hes right. Take cell phones and computers away. The kids would go into a coma. They can't do without them. They have no idea how to deal without them. Remember titily winks, pickup jacks? Pick up sticks. The kids to days will look at you, like you have 10 heads.
@@barbaradavis8452 y*
This was a great show and I enjoyed the act immensely, especially as it didn't contain any bad language which isn't really anway... It was good clean humour that the family could enjoy.... Good luck Jeff...
Chandra is same!
Jeff Allen is awesome
Best work out ever...and the most fun...literally laughing my butt off and strengthening my core with all the belly laughs!
Love this guy.
I'm 4'11 and joke if I start shrinking in my old age I'll be stuck back into a booster seat. 😁
Me too! I need a stool to get in an SUV. I have to haul myself in it.
Carol & Stephanie--- I live in a house designed for you- the problem I'm high 5ft numbers- perpetual backache from from bending down to work on my kitchen counters- just before they cram you into a booster seat, ask them to put me on a torture rack and stretch me back tall. 😀 Operate on my spine? Ortho says I might not live through it and besides he don't do it, would I mind going to the State Capital where maybe they could do something? No thank you I've got the Quasimodo look down pretty good. I've had both knees replaced 🙃 so which leg do I drag? Wonder if Dry Bar can use a lady my age? Told Sister I'D ALWAYS wanted to be a martyr but the initiation looks pretty rough. She said I might still qualify for sainthood, yeah I can see it- Blessed Peachie the Unready- I'm sure I'll
do just fine and dandy.
I shrunk 2inches it's true here's another true thing about old u cNt hold your pee... Can't sleep unless you're full;
If you guys like Jeff Allen you need to watch his episode in which he gives his testimony! All about how he came to know Jesus! In the midst of all the turmoil in his life! It is an amazing story!!!!
I didn't come here to be saved I came to laugh. George Carlin was right. We need an additional commandment. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
What a guy. Loved it . Telling the navigation of your life through humor is priceless.
I think Jeff is so funny, I have watched all his videos and he always makes me laugh.
Roaster chicken. Droopy Drawers
It's a little extra funny as I sit here watching on February 29th
Too funny!
Can't believe I'm just discovering him today???
I love him
God bless you Jeff 🙏
ECHO
GOD BLESS ,JEFF AND WIFE!!!
Very funny!! 😁😁😁😄😂😂
Until an email I received tis morning - perhaps that very same email with a little 5 minute sharing that went viral - have never saw a show by Jeff before now. As many of you have said, since Cosby I've not seen a "CLEAN" comic and agree Jeff Allen is refreshing AND so very funny. Hearing him share stories of living, stories most of us see but don't catch the humor until those stories are relived through a comic like Jeff's delivery has. As things turned out Cos wasn't the guy many to most of thought he was which is disappointing to say the least. Cos obviously was NOT a Christian for the majority of his life. We hope he makes amends, it's not too late. GOD is a loving GOD and in spite of all the sins, there's room for Cosby in Heaven.
This guys hilarious why am i just hearing about him now
Because he is a born again Christian and he dropped out of clubs because of the filth that 99% of the people and they do NOT accept Christian comedians!! Blessings
Love his comedy, it's always full of his funny real life observations, on marriage, on raising kids, having grandchildren, things most people can relate to and his delivery is great,
Thank you, Jeff!!
The yo-yo & bubble? I couldn't stop laughing! How, oh, how I remember dealing with those!
Biting? Easy way to stop it back then was to bite back - just once - and ask, "How do *you* like it?" No more biting.
Falling? We used to ask if they hurt the floor when they fell - prevented a lot of crying, and prompted a lot of laughter.
I remember my sister bit my daughter to teach her a lesson. Not hard, but it hurt. Never bit anyone again! The bubble shot made me laugh so much!
Easy listening, I love the old school reminiscence ❤❤❤
Dry ice lol
I got two words for the CIA: Brazilian Wax
He’s awesome!!! God bless
Very funny!! I just gotta point out. When he starts talking about the fit bit, he pulls his sleeve over his watch. Like, someone is going to notice that he’s not wearing right now. Lol.
He is so funny
Jeff you're great!!
Love the clean funny comedy.
I wish I knew someone of my generation to whom I could send this Comedians tape. I suppose it’s not tape but you know what I mean.😁
Always enjoy Jeff's standup
You can send it via messenger and message ( SMART phone) plus
I remembered the nine feet slide and the hot sun. And trying to flip over the swing bar, what fun. Also the see saw Your friend would jump off and your fanny would hit the ground. Ouch
I was remembering that in my 40s while swinging with my elementary age son. I brilliantly said, "Watch This!", & launched out of my swing at the high forward arc! The shock when I hit the ground vibrated from my feet, up my back and into the top of my head! Not what I remembered at ALL! I had shin splints for a month! And all my son could say was, "Why did you do that while you were old, Mom?" Kids. 🙄
Bless you, Jeff ! You bring a lot of laughs to people sharing your honest stories. 🙂
He does seem a little bit off but the venue, audience, etc. can make a difference too. Still one of our best comedic talents around.
I just LOVE him!!! 😂🤣
I've been a big stand up fan for 50+years. I've seen some of the greats live. Such as George Carlin, Ghalliger (sp), Seattle comedian Rod Long. And now Jeff Allen. He deserves his spot.
he's the only guy in the world who can talk politic sarcastically without offending anybody.. we all know being sarcastic is his default =))
Very clever and funny !
loved you show and that you give God the glory.
yes, so good!
Jeff Allen, loved your show this afternoon on CZcams. You mentioned faith, so I wanted to write a few words. When Moses went thru the burning bush to spend 40 days and nights with the Almighty. Moses wrote down 631 laws and commandments, the food laws of what you can eat or not eat. The word ABIB, the beginning of His calendar and His new year, then the first Feast Passover and 7 more feasts.plus much, much more, like you go to heaven when you die. Where is this Scripture or is this all liars.
Blessings
Love Jeff in different settings, glad the audience finally came around once they realized it wasn't full of vulgar language. He's a hit most every place, but really, this audience was kind of lame. Those that got him, and embraced his humor, thank you!
Great guy.
This guy is hilarious
Giving God the Glory! Amen!!! ❤️✝️❤️
Apostles of comedy is the best.
Pay attention to only 3 of your jokes Jeff all the challenges of raising kids any age would suddenly become hilarious. Thank you for my wet face & aching belly!!
Glad I clicked!