CRAZYRUSSIANHACKER FAILS (Extended Version)

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  • čas přidán 4. 03. 2020
  • Here is an extended version of my fails compilation of CrazyRussianHacker.
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  • @vrtorres8413
    @vrtorres8413 Před 4 lety +4691

    I like how he hurts him self but keeps on touching what’s hurting him

  • @benroberts536
    @benroberts536 Před 4 lety +4887

    He is the kind of person to stick his hand in boiling water and say aw it's hot lol

  • @MrBubas
    @MrBubas Před 4 lety +2081

    Let’s be honest here, *he is the hero that we need in this crazy world*

  • @sea81793
    @sea81793 Před 4 lety +471

    8:36 "and guess what!"
    Luke: "What?!"

  • @DuckieR6
    @DuckieR6 Před 4 lety +1796

    *Touches fire*
    Taras: OWWWW THAT'S HOT

  • @DragonDezNuts
    @DragonDezNuts Před 4 lety +2483

    I LOST IT WHEN HA CALLED THE MANGO AVACADOS

  • @manjr.6959
    @manjr.6959 Před 4 lety +564

    9:09: My parents talking about the reaction they had when I was born.

  • @santopadre7284
    @santopadre7284 Před 4 lety +423

    0:44 A wise Russian man once said: "if a potato hurts you, stab it"

    • @fl596
      @fl596 Před 4 lety +6

      Boris?

    • @averyseriousguy5784
      @averyseriousguy5784 Před 4 lety +6

      Potato: *"IDI NAHUI!!!"*

    • @seeps9353
      @seeps9353 Před rokem

      It's a Russian saying in reference to Irish people, it's a metaphor.

  • @bokkejal
    @bokkejal Před 4 lety +894

    Can we just appreciate this man for uploading this knowing everyone is going to make fun of him because he battles with English and makes mistakes, just like all of us do. Hats off to this fella a fine man indeed and a good example to us all.

    • @robinhood3156
      @robinhood3156 Před 3 lety +8

      Your right

    • @msrikavya9651
      @msrikavya9651 Před 3 lety +4

      He knows that peopleview him for his language

    • @barry1273
      @barry1273 Před 3 lety +1

      @@JimmyPizzaDelivery fax

    • @rhondamontgomery4043
      @rhondamontgomery4043 Před 3 lety +4

      @@barry1273 I so enjoy him. He is a good guy. It is the closest I am getting to travel to Russia...lol.

  • @Leo-xe6rf
    @Leo-xe6rf Před 4 lety +1877

    Touches egg: ahh
    Touches egg again: ahh
    Touches egg again: ahh
    Thoches egg again:OWW

  • @Mochibear7703
    @Mochibear7703 Před 4 lety +369

    I love this guy, he's so adorable and funny

  • @FaithfulWriting
    @FaithfulWriting Před 4 lety +240

    2:02 We got here chaaallapinya.

  • @jg1212
    @jg1212 Před 4 lety +1049

    I'm literally crying after the toilet seat lifter!!!

  • @zakwhite3863
    @zakwhite3863 Před 4 lety +883

    Love how he tries to pronounce a word, and it eventually gets to the point where he gives up and just makes a weird noise instead

    • @SICC13
      @SICC13 Před 4 lety

      Zak White 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @em2106
      @em2106 Před 4 lety

      Zak White 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @justinbussell7637
      @justinbussell7637 Před 4 lety +23

      "This next gadjit is for cutting the avaca, avavata cajskjsksdjfl slicer"

    • @zakwhite3863
      @zakwhite3863 Před 4 lety

      Justin Bussell 🤣 love that part ,I wish that there was an option for subtitles

    • @marissasmith4042
      @marissasmith4042 Před 4 lety

      @@zakwhite3863 there is on his facebook videos

  • @kamilkhan4250
    @kamilkhan4250 Před 4 lety +504

    9:37 i fell from bed laughing

  • @kokutoryuu8312
    @kokutoryuu8312 Před 4 lety +105

    TL;DR: "Ow, it's hot" "Ow, that's sharp" "I broke it"

  • @thesenate2879
    @thesenate2879 Před 4 lety +340

    5:15 - "You know what, I might have to put 'em on a sun."
    Taras, I think that might work.

  • @gemini9322
    @gemini9322 Před 4 lety +933

    “I have three-“ *points to two dogs “... I have two.....”

  • @animaster1320
    @animaster1320 Před 4 lety +388

    2:55 *cuts a mango*. Boom, avocadoes haven't been easier to peel/

  • @JJ_0134
    @JJ_0134 Před 4 lety +45

    I love how he's optimistic in each clip but it's just all fails right after.

  • @valerioliva9872
    @valerioliva9872 Před 4 lety +620

    I love how mad he got at the cake gadget and just starts doing it with his hand 😂

    • @PrinceSingh-rz7qi
      @PrinceSingh-rz7qi Před 4 lety +6

      Valeri Oliva thats the part I’m on rn I had to come to the comments 😭😂

    • @vgames1543
      @vgames1543 Před 4 lety +7

      He should have used a soft cake for testing.

    • @grzib
      @grzib Před 4 lety

      hahaha

    • @Nevarez257
      @Nevarez257 Před rokem +1

      Bro had enough! He wanted some cake

  • @malkavianchild5281
    @malkavianchild5281 Před 4 lety +562

    9:42 *Questioning Life Choices*

    • @slowmosounds8947
      @slowmosounds8947 Před 3 lety +9

      Lol

    • @xpgbiel1371
      @xpgbiel1371 Před 3 lety +6

      I have 3.........i have........:(

    • @achchuthan_
      @achchuthan_ Před 3 lety +1

      so funny

    • @cate01a
      @cate01a Před 3 lety

      what was with that though?

    • @savannarbananar
      @savannarbananar Před 3 lety +2

      @@cate01a I think he just messed up the line and got flustered and then couldn’t remember what he was going to say next. Then he got frustrated. Which happens. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @lukasrozenas9526
    @lukasrozenas9526 Před 4 lety +339

    1:33: every guy after quarantine

  • @janjanavenido3661
    @janjanavenido3661 Před 4 lety +218

    9:27 i have three dogs!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aditya-cb1sy
    @Aditya-cb1sy Před 4 lety +366

    Legends say he is still trying to cut the cake with that tool.

  • @cagethelonewolf
    @cagethelonewolf Před 4 lety +231

    im glad he show's the pain of recording you get really annoyed when you have to keep saying the same line over and over

  • @yonggun1767
    @yonggun1767 Před 2 lety +18

    4:30 "sorry guys u ok right?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @alvarooravla7694
    @alvarooravla7694 Před 4 lety +105

    4:23 WOOOooo...

  • @danegerous4045
    @danegerous4045 Před 4 lety +85

    “Argh! The fire is so hot! I’m burning me on the hot fire!” - “Let’s pour some hot water and... Argh! It’s hot!”
    😂😂😂

  • @royalbloodz9643
    @royalbloodz9643 Před 4 lety +176

    5:47 "that actually hurted my arm a little bit" 😂😂 love this guy

    • @williamr9004
      @williamr9004 Před 4 lety +3

      that was adorable 🥺

    • @Avery_37
      @Avery_37 Před 4 lety +4

      you can hear his disappointment in his voice

  • @veejgo6099
    @veejgo6099 Před 4 lety +67

    2:02 "chillapenio" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariia5454
    @mariia5454 Před 3 lety +32

    0:30 *”ah, ahh ahhh, ow, ah eh, you know wut-“*

  • @Thisguy56
    @Thisguy56 Před 4 lety +232

    Thanks for the laughs man I needed them.

  • @gamingbeast2493
    @gamingbeast2493 Před 4 lety +167

    4:18 are you ok? Guys 😂😂

  • @Kloxbyn
    @Kloxbyn Před 4 lety +43

    8:08 See, he's self-aware and still hilarious.

    • @snowyboi123
      @snowyboi123 Před 3 lety +2

      When people take too long cutting a cake for everyone else

  • @shivani2434
    @shivani2434 Před 4 lety +109

    3:25 me after every maths exam

  • @bakh95
    @bakh95 Před 4 lety +115

    2:57 "I mean mangoes" 😂

  • @Ghost_X4T5
    @Ghost_X4T5 Před 4 lety +153

    8:09 He's madlad! 😂

    • @mkamiddleeast6883
      @mkamiddleeast6883 Před 4 lety +18

      Laughed so hard when he did tht XD

    • @Ghost_X4T5
      @Ghost_X4T5 Před 4 lety +12

      @@mkamiddleeast6883 same 😂 he was actually so pissed off at that point! XD

    • @Ghost_X4T5
      @Ghost_X4T5 Před 4 lety +4

      @@cerberus3393 you're a monster! ._.

  • @DudeGuy-zt9eg
    @DudeGuy-zt9eg Před 4 lety +112

    “I have three dogs.............I have two-I have 3” *clearly only two*

    • @NUkekz
      @NUkekz Před 4 lety +8

      I think i worth it. I hads tree dogs now i have two. In next month i hope none will left.

    • @nsadraco2056
      @nsadraco2056 Před 3 lety +5

      He has a 3rd one just wasnt showing it

  • @vexwolfrium5347
    @vexwolfrium5347 Před 4 lety +119

    8:09 me literally every birthday

  • @joshua_bluemoon8683
    @joshua_bluemoon8683 Před 4 lety +570

    9:30 So you know what this thing costs 500 dollar but i think its worth it i have tree..... But i think its wo, but i thi.. it wo... i have two. I have tree dogs.... *sighs*

    • @MaleficusTenebrae
      @MaleficusTenebrae Před 4 lety +57

      English isn't his first language, Taras is too hard on himself sometimes

    • @raytastic2461
      @raytastic2461 Před 4 lety +12

      So he have "tree dogs"? :D

    • @evandroandrade4909
      @evandroandrade4909 Před 4 lety +38

      Crazyrussianhacker.exe stopped working

    • @mmwo9061
      @mmwo9061 Před 4 lety +8

      Oh my gawd... lol... the struggle

    • @oongaboonga9481
      @oongaboonga9481 Před 4 lety +4

      i mean it just blows air, i know it has some mecanical things but..., there are more simplier forms to blow fast air you know.

  • @juan78501
    @juan78501 Před 4 lety +49

    Taras brings so much joy to our lives!

  • @colin141
    @colin141 Před 4 lety +62

    1:15
    *grabs a metal can in boiling water with bare hand
    "AH! Man use safety its hot!'"
    *attempts to grab can with bare hand again

  • @laciewhitman3584
    @laciewhitman3584 Před 3 lety +4

    Did anyone else just randomly get this in their recommended even though they haven't seen him in years?

  • @protmreaper_xxx8695
    @protmreaper_xxx8695 Před 4 lety +79

    6:15 The way the Bacon gadget slides all over the place XD. I work in a kitchen so i feel you, Glass lids can get very hot :)

  • @Loner_Kun
    @Loner_Kun Před 4 lety +144

    He has literally become electroboom of kitchen.

  • @vinceoldenhof7117
    @vinceoldenhof7117 Před 3 lety +16

    **moves his fingers through fire**
    "Ahh! it's burning"
    "Ahh! It's too hot"

  • @Player-ub9tg
    @Player-ub9tg Před 3 lety +20

    Picture one: avocado
    Picture two : Mango
    CrazyRussianHacker : They are same pictures

  • @dashte3111
    @dashte3111 Před 4 lety +72

    9:23 me trying my best to discuss my topic in class

  • @alysocks7194
    @alysocks7194 Před 4 lety +32

    4:30 THATS SO FREAKIN CUTE lil 'sowwy guys u ok wight? :'( ' that made my heart melt

  • @zae2193
    @zae2193 Před 4 lety +136

    "i burnd my habd on a glass lid"
    6:20

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj3445
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj3445 Před 4 lety +53

    4:35 this is the funniest thing i have watched all day
    5:45 lol hurted
    6:15 hahahahaha

  • @MikeAwesome-OneofakindX
    @MikeAwesome-OneofakindX Před 4 lety +116

    8:37 lost it

  • @quizyn900
    @quizyn900 Před 4 lety +204

    “I think i cut myself” Well you are bleeding

  • @pumpkintomb3241
    @pumpkintomb3241 Před 4 lety +18

    6:15
    The bacon was like, TRY ME, TRY MEE!

  • @FungiiVT
    @FungiiVT Před 4 lety +16

    *Literally touching fire*
    "OW, thats hot!"

  • @vineeth547
    @vineeth547 Před 4 lety +336

    9:27 crazyrussianhacker.exe has stopped working

    • @ProdReign_
      @ProdReign_ Před 4 lety +3

      Vineeth Paul underrated comment 😂

    • @ethanolcarbonyl4025
      @ethanolcarbonyl4025 Před 4 lety

      True

    • @em2106
      @em2106 Před 4 lety +2

      Vineeth Paul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he struggled so much ☠️☠️☠️

    • @em2106
      @em2106 Před 4 lety

      Vineeth Paul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he struggled so much ☠️☠️☠️

    • @em2106
      @em2106 Před 4 lety

      Vineeth Paul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he struggled so much ☠️☠️☠️

  • @droggelbecher3372
    @droggelbecher3372 Před 4 lety +52

    CrazyRussianHacker : hurts or burns himself
    Also him : I'M JUST GONNA DO IT AGAIN

  • @shayne2559
    @shayne2559 Před 3 lety +10

    4:46 I present to you! the leg breaker 9000

  • @MrDJEnteify
    @MrDJEnteify Před 4 lety +58

    I lost it at 9:24 😂 i'm laying on the ground 😂😂

    • @mrerror_yt
      @mrerror_yt Před 3 lety +1

      Im deadth in the cake part 😂

    • @brandonadam7167
      @brandonadam7167 Před 3 lety +8

      *I have three......but I think its worth eh- but I think a-wu-eh...I have two-I have three dogs*

  • @pedromeza2398
    @pedromeza2398 Před 4 lety +30

    After watching all these failed and injuries, I have finally seen what a Crazy Ivan is.

  • @metaled7763
    @metaled7763 Před 4 lety +64

    The toilet one, three times 😂

  • @riqdotwav
    @riqdotwav Před 4 lety +21

    9:43 me everytime i try to pronounce "ridiculously" correctly

  • @Animekillerwelcometomychannel

    Most of these clips just made my day...

  • @bradlee6688
    @bradlee6688 Před 4 lety +65

    He really got me laughing in the middle of the night

  • @TomCosg
    @TomCosg Před 4 lety +47

    My favourite part was when he went “ooouughaaarghooww”

  • @abby4056
    @abby4056 Před 4 lety +8

    “This is how you boil a hot potata AAAAHH is haatdooo”

  • @alfianodamanik
    @alfianodamanik Před 3 lety +1

    I love how he includes his fails on his video, man has great confidence

  • @plumss1311
    @plumss1311 Před 4 lety +34

    I love how he keps calling the mangoes avocados

  • @cludyxx4571
    @cludyxx4571 Před 4 lety +16

    1:53 "oh man I slipped" this man must be protected at all costs

  • @tacopuddles4890
    @tacopuddles4890 Před 3 lety +18

    5:46 owww I actually hunted me arm a lil bit

  • @peterjarnes25
    @peterjarnes25 Před 3 lety +1

    Great one Talus! Love the effort given on all projects.

  • @skillfullsparrow
    @skillfullsparrow Před 4 lety +86

    I love it at 8:10 he just gives up with the cake 😂 I love this man keep up the hard work and the mre bags are the best vids❤️👌🏻

  • @layinfinity2745
    @layinfinity2745 Před 4 lety +133

    0:48 me everytime in the bathroom

  • @infinityairrow1064
    @infinityairrow1064 Před 4 lety

    this is the genuine wholesome content i want

  • @sofarexistenceisprettymeh.9054

    Best video I've seen this week, thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂

  • @im_izz
    @im_izz Před 4 lety +62

    I remember watching this part a while ago 6:13, I'm laughing like I'm going crazy for real.

  • @criller9910
    @criller9910 Před 4 lety +71

    3:05 OH SHIIII

  • @Monke4691
    @Monke4691 Před 4 lety +6

    Taras is the kind of guy to wear safety glasses when doing a review of safety glasses

  • @Jonasnhj
    @Jonasnhj Před 4 lety +8

    I love this guy. One of the only Russians that is actually really nice, that i know of.

  • @mariagarcia-duarte797
    @mariagarcia-duarte797 Před 4 lety +38

    luke is just answering to your “guess what” lol

  • @true_monstah
    @true_monstah Před 4 lety +49

    "AGHH!! ITS HOT!!"

  • @celpie4921
    @celpie4921 Před 4 lety +9

    bruh i was crying of laughter through this whole thing

  • @cmbedits48
    @cmbedits48 Před 3 lety +9

    8:12
    now that's how you cut a cake.

  • @woiwoiwoi5625
    @woiwoiwoi5625 Před 4 lety +43

    6:20 "I burnd my HABD on glass lid"

    • @notourz7956
      @notourz7956 Před 4 lety +1

      I didn't even NOTICE the typos Ifkksigjwka

  • @maxstorme9387
    @maxstorme9387 Před 4 lety +70

    1:23 subtitles say:
    ‘Fighting me flame fighting Megan oh she's too hot’

  • @jbhamid
    @jbhamid Před 3 lety +4

    I just realized that this man has a freaking riot helmet
    What a champ
    1:56

  • @xingadora6918
    @xingadora6918 Před 4 lety +16

    "ah I think i cut myself"
    shows bleeding finger

  • @thememester1190
    @thememester1190 Před 4 lety +33

    "Avocados haven't been easier to peel anymore.. I mean to cut... I mean mangoes." Definitely the kind of person to confuse mangoes with avocados.

  • @protmreaper_xxx8695
    @protmreaper_xxx8695 Před 4 lety +54

    4:35 aaawww. Does it 2 more times XD

  • @johnrambo7897
    @johnrambo7897 Před 4 lety +1

    You make my day sir 😌😂😂😂 thank you 🙏🏻

  • @robinhood3156
    @robinhood3156 Před 3 lety +3

    I love his fails! Mostly everyone of his fails is "OW IT'S HOT!" And it's funny.

  • @gavincall5929
    @gavincall5929 Před 4 lety +28

    I would really haven’t laughed this hard in so long thank you for blessing us with this video

  • @sonicbladestabber
    @sonicbladestabber Před 4 lety +40

    4:35 Introducing the all new, Shin Blaster 9000!

  • @Angad._
    @Angad._ Před 3 lety

    Dude this video is better than literally all funny videos on internet😂😂. Please make more like these

  • @yeahimquik
    @yeahimquik Před 2 lety +1

    favorite russian content creator ngl

  • @AA-hz8zf
    @AA-hz8zf Před 4 lety +4

    *camera falls over*
    Taras " sorry guys, you ok right?"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @eckspeck8275
    @eckspeck8275 Před 4 lety +32

    Lost it when he was so frustrated 9:15 😂😂😂

    • @junibuggaming671
      @junibuggaming671 Před 4 lety +4

      Same. I'm surprised I didnt see more comments talking about this one

    • @bertjedekat
      @bertjedekat Před 4 lety

      So i didn't get why he was frustrated or what happend.?

    • @ProdReign_
      @ProdReign_ Před 4 lety +1

      The Phoenix he kept messing up what he was saying

    • @mexalcorta
      @mexalcorta Před 4 lety

      The Phoenix he was having a stroke

  • @1977niallo
    @1977niallo Před 4 lety +14

    0:48 Me everytime when i'm in the bath

  • @habibyahya788
    @habibyahya788 Před 4 lety +2

    this made my day.. thanks