What if you threw a baseball at nearly light speed?

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    What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?
    Randall Munroe is the author of the New York Times bestsellers What If? 2, How To, What If?, and Thing Explainer; the science question-and-answer blog What If?; and the popular web comic xkcd (xkcd.com). A former NASA roboticist, he left the agency in 2006 to draw comics on the internet full time.
    Henry Reich is the creator of MinutePhysics and executive producer of MinuteEarth and MinuteFood and founder of Neptune Studios (the parent company for all three youtube channels).
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    Illustration and Video Editing by Lizah van der Aart
    Illustration and Animation by Ever Salazar
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    What If? The Video Series is the official adaptation of the What If? books by Randall Munroe and is produced by Neptune Studios LLC.
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  • @thetaleteller4692
    @thetaleteller4692 Před 3 měsíci +13453

    I think the official rulebook needs getting extended that vaporizing the batter by gamma rays gets your team banned from the league.

    • @mrloop1530
      @mrloop1530 Před 3 měsíci +428

      Reasonable

    • @ShireNomad
      @ShireNomad Před 3 měsíci +710

      If we can identify what's left of the team, I'll make sure to let them know.

    • @Dogman1227
      @Dogman1227 Před 3 měsíci +441

      Can't ban the team if there is no team, officials, neighborhood or any other witnesses to elaborate on that freak of nature event.

    • @vest816
      @vest816 Před 3 měsíci +151

      That's a 2 game suspension by NFL rules.

    • @redneckgaijin
      @redneckgaijin Před 3 měsíci +112

      The pitcher has either much greater concerns or no concerns at all, depending on your preferred metaphysics.

  • @rfquinn
    @rfquinn Před 3 měsíci +6764

    Quoting the official baseball rules was a beautiful touch

    • @spastikman
      @spastikman Před 3 měsíci +45

      Propelled the video from an 8.0 to a 10.0. Bravo 🧑‍🍳👌

    • @I-did-September-11th
      @I-did-September-11th Před 3 měsíci +18

      Just don't look at the next page
      "If the ball causes a nu-"

    • @Imperfectrun
      @Imperfectrun Před 3 měsíci +1

      First base is first base

    • @mattb7517
      @mattb7517 Před 3 měsíci +26

      IDK, according to part (B) it seems like the batter made no attempt to avoid being touched by the ball

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise Před 3 měsíci +21

      @@mattb7517 That is not considered if there is no reasonable opportunity to attempt to avoid it.
      The bigger issue is that a portion of the ball is in the strike zone, which would preclude a hit by pitch so presumably it is just a called strike.

  • @nolanfischer4855
    @nolanfischer4855 Před 2 měsíci +2842

    Q: What if you threw a baseball at nearly light speed?
    A: Nuke.

    • @matthewsaari6577
      @matthewsaari6577 Před 2 měsíci +110

      On reddit this is such a common question. And this what if gets referenced every time. It makes me laugh every time people are curious but the reality is always just everything nearby is dead.

    • @Zorothegallade-gg7zg
      @Zorothegallade-gg7zg Před 2 měsíci +50

      That can be said for anything bigger than a single particle reaching light speed

    • @DoesThisWork888
      @DoesThisWork888 Před 2 měsíci +83

      @@matthewsaari6577
      ''What if we-...''
      ''Dead.''

    • @triketyler
      @triketyler Před 2 měsíci +17

      so theoretically, it is possible for every playground to contain a nuclear bomb

    • @kapperbeastYT
      @kapperbeastYT Před 2 měsíci +34

      ​@@triketylereven better, from my understanding of the idea of Boltzmann brains, it's theoretically possible for a nuclear bomb to spontaneously appear and detonate.

  • @gugoosgaming6800
    @gugoosgaming6800 Před 2 měsíci +934

    "JIMMY, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THROWING LIGHT SPEED BASEBALLS?"
    "Sorry, Coach."

    • @Bowtiedhillbilly
      @Bowtiedhillbilly Před 2 měsíci +26

      "Sweep the leg, Johnny?" No.
      "Vaporize the stadium?"
      Absolutley

    • @I-did-September-11th
      @I-did-September-11th Před 2 měsíci +33

      It Wasn't light speed this time though Coach. It was only 0.9C!

    • @jhtrq1465
      @jhtrq1465 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Child Homelander moment, if he had a mom

    • @billyjoe8185
      @billyjoe8185 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@I-did-September-11th what if he threw it at 1.0C

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 Před 2 měsíci +1

      He just goes to the gym a lot

  • @johncochran8497
    @johncochran8497 Před 3 měsíci +1414

    It's the "unsuspecting" prefix to so many participants that really makes it.

    • @MatthijsvanDuin
      @MatthijsvanDuin Před 2 měsíci +93

      -unsuspecting- disintegrating

    • @jeandes5782
      @jeandes5782 Před 2 měsíci +27

      Clueless batter

    • @fipachu
      @fipachu Před 2 měsíci +3

      they know nothing (John Snow?)

    • @regal_ironknight8136
      @regal_ironknight8136 Před měsícem +13

      hmm today i will pitch a baseball at 90% the speed of light
      🙂 ⬅️ clueless

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 Před 18 dny +1

      Hmm today I will play a normal match of baseball

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 3 měsíci +5013

    This is arguably the most famous What-If... the What-If equivalent of the "sudo make me a sandwich" comic.

    • @iveharzing
      @iveharzing Před 3 měsíci +109

      My Electrodynamics professor has this xkcd in his slides! :D

    • @Taladar2003
      @Taladar2003 Před 3 měsíci +76

      But probably not even in the top ten most cited xkcds.

    • @red__guy
      @red__guy Před 3 měsíci +205

      You don't get any programming related degree unless you saw at least 3 times the Bobby Tables in any professor's slides

    • @wolfelkan8183
      @wolfelkan8183 Před 3 měsíci +42

      It was also the first one published on the blog.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 Před 3 měsíci

      @@red__guy 1597 is also a good one "Git"

  • @williamstratton3126
    @williamstratton3126 Před 2 měsíci +1775

    I'm so unbelievably angry I discovered this channel today and not in 6 months when there's a gigantic backlog of videos to binge. Can't wait to see more!

    • @terdragontra8900
      @terdragontra8900 Před 2 měsíci +70

      you can binge the many articles on the what if website if you havent already, at least!

    • @hypsin0
      @hypsin0 Před 2 měsíci +37

      At least there are thousands of xkcd strips to read...

    • @shikiikomori
      @shikiikomori Před 2 měsíci +28

      this is in his book "what if?" so you can read it there!

    • @TUUK2006
      @TUUK2006 Před 2 měsíci +5

      "Gigantic"? 6 videos? We need to talk about the concept of 'hyperbole'.

    • @lobsterpokemon1376
      @lobsterpokemon1376 Před 2 měsíci +1

      yo phantom????

  • @mahieuwim
    @mahieuwim Před měsícem +176

    I love how the answer to most of these seemingly-innocuous questions is "everybody dies".

  • @gsurfer04
    @gsurfer04 Před 3 měsíci +3890

    If you're wondering, a baseball at 0.9 c has 1.6E16 J of kinetic energy. That's about 1/6 of the yield of Castle Bravo, the most powerful nuclear weapon tested by the United States.

    • @JohnDoe-bq9tq
      @JohnDoe-bq9tq Před 3 měsíci +120

      Indeed. Remember E=mc^2? Well, kinetic energy is 0.5mv^2, so with v=0.9c, that's 0.4*mc^2.

    • @AndyZach
      @AndyZach Před 3 měsíci +47

      Thank you. Upthread, I asked about the yield. I guessed 20 KT. I believe I recall our largest atomic weapon was 20-30 MT. What was Castle Bravo's yield?

    • @RJNoe
      @RJNoe Před 3 měsíci +69

      16 Petajoules is about 3.8 megatons of TNT

    • @gsurfer04
      @gsurfer04 Před 3 měsíci +168

      @@JohnDoe-bq9tq Gotta account for relativity with the Lorentz factor.

    • @ericchurchill8564
      @ericchurchill8564 Před 3 měsíci +12

      Thank you, that is in fact exactly what I was wondering.

  • @TheMattastic
    @TheMattastic Před 3 měsíci +785

    Nothing good ever follows the phrase "expanding bubble of incandescent plasma".

    • @CasabaHowitzer
      @CasabaHowitzer Před 3 měsíci +26

      Only good things ever follow that phrase

    • @charlesclark3840
      @charlesclark3840 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Yes, But change bubble to miasma ...

    • @michaelleue7594
      @michaelleue7594 Před 3 měsíci +45

      The Sun, being an expanding bubble of incandescent plasma, allows life to exist on Earth.

    • @raze3297
      @raze3297 Před 3 měsíci +19

      I'd say it depends on your proximity to said bubble.

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Or any time that Randall needs to use scientific notation.

  • @milo_is_the_best
    @milo_is_the_best Před 2 měsíci +122

    we do a little trolling
    *proceeds to throw baseball at 90% the speed of light*

    • @averageracistperson525
      @averageracistperson525 Před 2 měsíci +1

      what if an urban explorer tried to explore an abandoned apartment but its so large he gets lost and can't go back to where he came from. but then after hours, days, weeks, he realizes the apartment is larger than what he thought. Hunger, thirst, loneliness gets to him and he becomes a crippled man, barely a human. after years, he becomes more and more in peace eith the labyrinth. he begins to adapt, he begins to controll the rooms. and he Rules the labyrinth and becomes god.

    • @some-random-protogen-idk
      @some-random-protogen-idk Před měsícem +2

      @@averageracistperson525 huh???

    • @averageracistperson525
      @averageracistperson525 Před měsícem +5

      @@some-random-protogen-idk bro i dont remember writing that comment, so i was likely deprived of sleep idk what that comments means even for me ngl.

    • @some-random-protogen-idk
      @some-random-protogen-idk Před měsícem +1

      @@averageracistperson525 ok

  • @victor440
    @victor440 Před 3 měsíci +143

    Note: if you do some physics you'll find that the ball has about the same energy as a 5 megaton Nuke
    Equations: E=pc, p=γ m_0 v, γ=(1+v^2/c^2)^(-1/2). You can take E=pc in this case cuz the rest energy is extremely insignificant.

    • @dibbidydoo4318
      @dibbidydoo4318 Před měsícem +1

      only 5 megatons?

    • @Quasar-fv8to
      @Quasar-fv8to Před měsícem +8

      @@dibbidydoo4318what do you mean "only"? Ignoring the fact nukes are exploded miles above the ground, the explosions would be directional for the most part, so its destructive potential would be extreme in the linear direction the ball is thrown at. More than enough to wipe out a quarter of a large city and cut a giant gash through 10km.

    • @dibbidydoo4318
      @dibbidydoo4318 Před měsícem

      @@Quasar-fv8to but it's light speed. The fastest thing in the universe is something that's already reachable to us with nukes with the mass of a few dozen baseballs.

    • @RB-kb3tc
      @RB-kb3tc Před měsícem +11

      @@dibbidydoo4318 Because of relativity, light speed doesn't quite work that way.
      Basically, the closer you get to the universal speed limit, the more difficult it becomes to close the gap. Accelerating something at 99% c takes a lot more energy than doing so to 90% c, reaching 99.9% is a lot harder than reaching 99%, and so on.
      This continues boundlessly, so there's no limit to how much energy you can store into an object by accelerating it.

    • @garywebster3044
      @garywebster3044 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@dibbidydoo4318
      No it isn't the closer it gets to light speed the more energy it has this has no limit.

  • @iisgray
    @iisgray Před 3 měsíci +844

    This has always been my favorite What If, and not because it was one of the first, and not because of how wildly dramatic the scenario ends up in comparison to the innocence of the question, but what always sends me rolling is that technically the batter can move to first base, which for my money is an equally important part of the answer

    • @iisgray
      @iisgray Před 3 měsíci +11

      Also those sound effects

    • @obsidianquill7949
      @obsidianquill7949 Před 3 měsíci +36

      Honestly, the relativistic baseball question was one of the first I thoroughly read when getting the book. I thought it was going to be boring and that was one of the most incorrect assumptions I’ve ever made.

    • @gordontaylor2815
      @gordontaylor2815 Před 3 měsíci +11

      The relativistic baseball was the very first What If? on the website, I believe.

    • @iisgray
      @iisgray Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@gordontaylor2815 That's my recollection too, so I've decided to just go and confirm, and it is. But also that SAT Guessing was released the same day.
      I could hide behind pedantry and claim this is why I said one of and not the, but the truth was that I just wasn't sure and didn't want to be wrong lmao

    • @raineob4996
      @raineob4996 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Sure; the pitcher effectively set off a tactical H-bomb, but the batter still gets to take his base!

  • @AndrewGordonBellPerc
    @AndrewGordonBellPerc Před 3 měsíci +2649

    I'd argue about your careful reading of the hit by pitch rule. It states in condition B that the batter has to make an attempt to get out of the way of the ball, as the batter literally could not react he was unable to make any attempt to avoid the pitched ball and therefore would only be awarded a ball.

    • @johnshark5219
      @johnshark5219 Před 3 měsíci +81

      and what makes you assume that it was outside the strike zone? hbp can occur over the plate as well, if the batter is crowding it but also attempting to move away from it

    • @AndyZach
      @AndyZach Před 3 měsíci +305

      True, yet for fastballs, this is rarely enforced. If the ump judges the batter had no opportunity to avoid the ball, they get first base. Also, it was physically impossible to avoid the ball, since it was a baseball diamond-sized ball of plasma.

    • @JamesDooley82
      @JamesDooley82 Před 3 měsíci +105

      To be fair, they do technically avoid the 'baseball', just not the 'plasma ball', which I am fairly certain is not mentioned in the rulebook.

    • @VividBoricua
      @VividBoricua Před 3 měsíci +67

      You guys are forgetting that the pitch could've also been a strike, in which case the batter is definitely not awarded first base but instead has to face at least one more pitch.

    • @meee_5155
      @meee_5155 Před 3 měsíci +12

      It says or though. As long as the ball wasn’t in the strike zone, which it was. So it is not a walk, but not for the reason you said

  • @seanthornton4382
    @seanthornton4382 Před 3 měsíci +40

    I remember reading this one years ago. Still chuckle at the "hit by pitch and can advance to first base" Please keep doing these. :-)

  • @TimvanderVelden-dp3fs
    @TimvanderVelden-dp3fs Před 22 dny +6

    I love how everything in the ball's way changes from 'unsuspecting' to 'disintegrated'.. :-)

  • @fsodn
    @fsodn Před 3 měsíci +1239

    I love every single solitary second of this, but the apparently mouth-made foley swishing wind noises is the hidden gem here, and it's awesome and hilarious in its own right.

    • @crusatyr1452
      @crusatyr1452 Před 3 měsíci +27

      @@BrowncoatFairy That's a shame, because the content is great regardless.
      I for one, find it charming, but I feel your pain. Sometimes the wrong sound will ruin a video like that for me too.

    • @Loebane
      @Loebane Před 3 měsíci +11

      ​@@BrowncoatFairy So sorry to hear that, I've got misophonia but lucky for me those particular noises weren't bad.
      Have you tried calmer ear plugs? They kind of reshape sounds and help take the edge off.

    • @Blindman875
      @Blindman875 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@BrowncoatFairy I find it endearing and hilarious. To each their own I guess.

    • @gnyrinn
      @gnyrinn Před 3 měsíci +1

      I'd say it's a tad too much. A bit of it is good and proper, but as it is it just distracts.

    • @leifhietala8074
      @leifhietala8074 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I did admire the sincere effort put into the verisimilitude.

  • @Idefilms
    @Idefilms Před 3 měsíci +927

    A classic.
    I still remember how my friend (who has since moved away) introduced What If? to me more than a decade ago: he read this out loud, in full, from the blog, and ended up needing to pause several times because he was laughing so hard. It was one of the greatest things I'd ever heard.
    Good times. I'm going to send this to him.

    • @PK19899
      @PK19899 Před 3 měsíci +29

      Tell him Randall himself is the narrator

    • @Radonatos
      @Radonatos Před 3 měsíci +3

      I remember it with "If Superman threw a ball at the speed of light..." - or was that something else?

    • @expansivegymnast1020
      @expansivegymnast1020 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Sounds like a good friend

    • @andrewfleenor7459
      @andrewfleenor7459 Před 3 měsíci +7

      I had a similar experience with a dramatic reading of this article with friends. We were all losing our minds laughing.

    • @Idefilms
      @Idefilms Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@expansivegymnast1020 He absolutely is!

  • @timeworntraveler3644
    @timeworntraveler3644 Před 3 měsíci +79

    I was today years old when I first heard Randall's voice. It was... as expected!

    • @andrewthomas7109
      @andrewthomas7109 Před 3 měsíci +23

      Congratulations! You're one of today's lucky 10,000 ☺

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale Před 23 dny +4

    "You don't 'die of' anything in particular, you just stop being biology and become physics."

    • @josugambee3701
      @josugambee3701 Před 22 dny +1

      I think of this quote every time I get sick because it reminds me that I'm made of biology and that It's not fun

  • @Klipik12
    @Klipik12 Před 3 měsíci +674

    This is the classic kurzgesagt answer of "short answer, you die. Long answer, it depends."

    • @bladdnun3016
      @bladdnun3016 Před 3 měsíci +96

      xkcd >> kurzgesagt

    • @VeteranVandal
      @VeteranVandal Před 3 měsíci +12

      Here it only depends on your distance from the pitch.

    • @StarryNightGazing
      @StarryNightGazing Před 3 měsíci +71

      pretty sure the long answer is still you die

    • @an1hony28
      @an1hony28 Před 3 měsíci +40

      Yes, but you die with cool stuff happening

    • @deltalima6703
      @deltalima6703 Před 3 měsíci +12

      Kurzgesagt

  • @frantisekvrana3902
    @frantisekvrana3902 Před 3 měsíci +521

    I suspect Rule 5.05 would not apply, as the wizard accelerating the ball would be Spectator Interference according to 6.01e and the ball would be considered dead from the moment it was accelerated.

    • @rose_allen
      @rose_allen Před 3 měsíci +40

      What if the wizard was first-baseman?

    • @SeekingTheLoveThatGodMeans7648
      @SeekingTheLoveThatGodMeans7648 Před 3 měsíci +11

      But if the pitcher were Superman?

    • @bend.4130
      @bend.4130 Před 3 měsíci +22

      ​@@rose_allenI cast Magic Missle

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise Před 3 měsíci +18

      Even if Rule 5.05 applies, I do not believe the batter would be entitled to first base. If the batter his hit while the ball is in the strike zone, it is a strike and a ball is considered to be within the strike zone if any part of the ball is in the strike zone. In this case a portion of the ball would be in the strike zone.
      The counterargument would be that the ball bounces off the ground and into the strike zone (which some of it presumably did) which would mean it is not a strike and is a HBP, but I think the strike argument is far stronger in the spirit of the rules where there is ambiguity.
      I am ignoring the comment that the ball first hit the bat since that makes no sense as the bat would almost certainly be on the far side of the batter as the pitcher releases and the batter wouldn't even register the release before disintegrating.

    • @afrophoenix3111
      @afrophoenix3111 Před 3 měsíci +26

      Conveniently but boringly, the ball is declared dead in the microsecond before the entire city center surrounding it is also declared dead.

  • @gmlegende3282
    @gmlegende3282 Před 3 měsíci +11

    i think the part that i like the most is the mouth-made background noises, great channel.

  • @sandduneoasis
    @sandduneoasis Před 2 měsíci +6

    This is the most epic and hilarious What If ever. I love how you explained the physics and the consequences of such a crazy scenario. The animations and the narration were superb. But the best part was the disclaimer at the end: “Do not try this at home.” 😂

  • @charliehansen6584
    @charliehansen6584 Před 3 měsíci +158

    The personal touch on the sound effects is easily my favorite part. Just hearing him make the noises with his mouth in the background lmao

    • @felixb.8841
      @felixb.8841 Před 2 měsíci +4

      omg same! I was going through the comments to see if anyone else appreciated them just as much!! so funny

  • @LendriMujina
    @LendriMujina Před 3 měsíci +270

    2:11 Can we just talk about how, since it hit the bat first, that means the batter _still managed to hit the ball?_
    Rest well, stick figure batter; you were probably the most skilled batter of all time.

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis Před 2 měsíci +22

      It’d also mean the batter would need to swing at close to the speed of light, so that’s two nuclear explosions colliding at each other.

    • @hugme9592
      @hugme9592 Před 2 měsíci +6

      If the batter knew that the baseball would be thrown at that speed, they would need to swing so that the bat is in front of them at the release of the ball. It would be a matter of timing the swing by the movement of the pitcher rater than the ball.

    • @averyb.476
      @averyb.476 Před 2 měsíci +3

      The batter was in the bunt position 😂

    • @AngryRockMan
      @AngryRockMan Před 2 dny

      Which would technically make it a foul ball and not a hit by pitch. Poor batter just ended up with a strike.

  • @oopsgaming7111
    @oopsgaming7111 Před 2 měsíci +18

    If there ever was a "Well, that escalated quickly", this is the one!

  • @sillicon8227
    @sillicon8227 Před měsícem

    This topic fills me with a strange sense of nostalgia. I found this video and memories just came flooding back.
    I remember when i was a 4th grader, during our morning assembly at school, a select group of kids (chosen the day before) from a random class would get to present researched facts to the entire school block. One of the 11th graders at our school presented this exact topic to us all and talked about it with so much detail and enthusiasm in his voice that i was unable to think of anything else for the next few days. As a child, this question alone was the reason for my fascination with physics to begin.

  • @ClintonAllenAnderson
    @ClintonAllenAnderson Před 3 měsíci +257

    I do miss Wil Wheaton asking "But what if we add more power?"
    That was awesome!

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 Před 3 měsíci +17

      To which James Doohan replies, "The engines canna take much more o' this!"

    • @GlitchedBlox
      @GlitchedBlox Před 2 měsíci +1

      Shut up, Wesley?

  • @JoshWebb
    @JoshWebb Před 3 měsíci +190

    The voiced sound effects are absolutely cracking me up! 😂

    • @john3260
      @john3260 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I was looking for this comment! 😂

    • @kuronyaa-san
      @kuronyaa-san Před 3 měsíci

      The sound effects! Bzzzzzzt. Psssssssssshhhhhuuuuu!

  • @cavemann_
    @cavemann_ Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is way more exhaustive than I anticipated and I loved every second of it!

  • @josukedrinkingcoffee7346
    @josukedrinkingcoffee7346 Před 2 měsíci

    oh my goodness how did i not find this sooner??? im a massive fan of the what if and how to books, its great to see them in video format!

    • @233j
      @233j Před 2 měsíci

      Highashkata shlopske.

  • @theijemanmanman
    @theijemanmanman Před 3 měsíci +107

    I love that the book is getting remastered in video form, it's pretty satisfying to watch

    • @Jaymic
      @Jaymic Před 3 měsíci +3

      It's great for me because I've never had the opportunity to get my hands on a copy!

  • @FailSpace2
    @FailSpace2 Před 3 měsíci +272

    boy oh boy do i love xkcd

    • @eggalicious8853
      @eggalicious8853 Před 3 měsíci +16

      “xkcd” rearranged is “dxck”. Make of that what you will…

    • @Li-Nuss
      @Li-Nuss Před 3 měsíci +29

      ​@@eggalicious8853 The sum of the letters is 42. I think that makes up for it.

    • @avhuf
      @avhuf Před 3 měsíci +4

      I wonder what psychologists would say about people making anagrams of questionable nature using words not even containing all letters required...

    • @kelsierii4747
      @kelsierii4747 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I have this book. Read it in like 3 days cause it's so good

    • @ArtemisAYO
      @ArtemisAYO Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@eggalicious8853duck 🙂

  • @matthewhafner962
    @matthewhafner962 Před 3 měsíci

    I remember reading this the day you put it out in written form. I love that your final observation is the same as the written one.

  • @chimpu-ls5fg
    @chimpu-ls5fg Před 2 měsíci

    xkcd your book is literally one of the best books I've read - loved the video!

  • @thatotherted3555
    @thatotherted3555 Před 3 měsíci +105

    The little "gulp" sound at the blinding flash 🤣

  • @Fralexion
    @Fralexion Před 3 měsíci +94

    Ah, the question that started it all.

  • @gamerknight1014
    @gamerknight1014 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I love how he makes the explosion sound effects on his own

  • @pringle239
    @pringle239 Před 2 měsíci

    I saw this exact comic in highschool over a decade ago. Interesting to see xkcd popping on youtube

  • @alexrook3792
    @alexrook3792 Před 3 měsíci +556

    I like the statement that "it hits the bat first" assuming that the batter managed to actually hit the ball that he, as previously mentioned, would physically impossible to see.
    Edit: at everyone trying to tell me "it's not physically impossible, it's biologically impossible", I was literally quoting the video that said the shockwave would reach the batter before the batter could even see the pitch because the light would be traveling at about the same speed as the shockwave.. I am literally pointing out the fact that he just said the batter wouldnt' have been able to see the pitch and then, in the very next sentence, stated that the bat would be struck first.

    • @Fuqes
      @Fuqes Před 3 měsíci +46

      It hitting the bat first also means it can't be a hit-by-pitch! It would be a bunt turned foul ball

    • @stargazingbeginner
      @stargazingbeginner Před 2 měsíci +6

      It isn't physically impossible, since matter can't move at the speed of light the light would still be in front of the ball, hence the light will arrive at the person's eyeball but probably won't get processed, so it isn't possible to see it, but if we ignore our biological limits then we will be able to see it, making it "biologically impossible" instead of "physically impossible".

    • @cjt354
      @cjt354 Před 2 měsíci +7

      I guess the bat just happened to be in position when the pitch was made?

    • @MattFyrm
      @MattFyrm Před 2 měsíci +2

      @stargazingbeginner when talking about what is physically possible for a human tot do, biology tends to play a role ;)
      Like you implied, vision is a thing that only makes sense to talk about in the context of human (or other) biology

    • @stargazingbeginner
      @stargazingbeginner Před 2 měsíci

      @@MattFyrm that is true, however the person who made the original reply just stated "physically" and not "physically possible for a human", hence i assumed that they were talking about it being physically impossible, which it isn't, it just conflicts biological limits, but if he were to say that it is physically impossible for a human to observe it, then that is partially true, since there probably are some EXTREME scenarios regarding some sort of disorders that allow it, but from a standpoint of a normal human, it is probably impossible, but i am not educated in the biological field. either way, you make an excellent point that sometimes we simply take a random "creature" that observes something and think it's a human.

  • @TurquoizeGoldscraper
    @TurquoizeGoldscraper Před 3 měsíci +81

    The very first "What if?" and one of the best.
    It would be more accurate to say the fused atoms that were once the batter would be gathered up and placed on the fused atoms of what was once first base.

  • @madaskueuchiha
    @madaskueuchiha Před 11 dny

    2:10 I like that you give the batter enough props to assume he is able to hit a ball moving near the speed of light

  • @DutchPatterson
    @DutchPatterson Před 23 dny

    Reading this question in What If? is what got me into the XKCD world. Love you, Randall.

  • @theorangeoof926
    @theorangeoof926 Před 3 měsíci +31

    3:03 Ah, damn. If only the batter and first base continued to exist at this point.

    • @vedantsethi7124
      @vedantsethi7124 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Pitcher: Ah shit, here we go again

    • @fluffly3606
      @fluffly3606 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Clone all the players and continue the game with a runner on first

  • @ironman4do
    @ironman4do Před 3 měsíci +156

    The "Hit by Pitch" rules you quoted in the end was a hilarious addition, but I don't think they'd apply here.
    2:11 "It hits the bat first"
    This would be a foul ball, by your timeline. 😉

    • @simongeard4824
      @simongeard4824 Před 3 měsíci +24

      I'm not sure the rules cover what happens if it goes _through_ the bat, and then strikes the batter...

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@simongeard4824it didn't go through the bat tho, mr xkcd said that the ball touched the bat

    • @ZlothZloth
      @ZlothZloth Před 2 měsíci +15

      It may not matter either way. Even if the batter is considered hit, the batter or a pinch runner needs to trot over to first base. There will be no pinch runner because the coach and all the umpires have disintegrated. Perhaps new rules can be drafted to allow the next of kin to take over that duty?

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@ZlothZloth good point! You could use next of kin, or maybe a player on their team that didn't come to play the game or was drafted but hasn't played yet (if that makes sense)

    • @voncornhole
      @voncornhole Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@simongeard4824 going through the bat is the same as hitting the bat, counts as a foul ball

  • @MundaneMuser
    @MundaneMuser Před 3 měsíci +7

    Haha, just finished watching this with the fam and it was 🔥! We've been waiting forever for this and it totally lived up to the hype. First, we were all gathered around the computer, about to click on the video, when BAM! Power outage! Uncle Bob strikes again, accidentally unplugging everything while vacuuming. Classic Uncle Bob move 😂.
    But hey, we got the power back and it was smooth sailing, right? Nope! Little Timmy decided it was the perfect time to test his karate skills and ended up kicking a hole in the wall! Mom wasn't too thrilled, but we patched it up quick.
    When we reached the part about the baseball rules, Grandma couldn't stop laughing! She was cracking up so hard she dropped her false teeth in her whisky 😂. And to top it off, when we all cheered at the end, our dog Max joined in with some epic howling. What a video! Can't wait for the next one! 🙌🎉

  • @19MAD95
    @19MAD95 Před 3 měsíci

    I love the ending joke. This was my first xkcd article I read and I’m glad it has become a video.

  • @hens1866
    @hens1866 Před 3 měsíci +25

    This is my all-time favourite What If!! It’s the concluding “hit by pitch” bit that truly makes it art.

  • @akshhat
    @akshhat Před 3 měsíci +70

    the sound effects are my favourite part HAHAHAH

    • @nebulan
      @nebulan Před 3 měsíci +11

      Is certainly something we normally don't get with XKCD comics 😁

    • @Jesin00
      @Jesin00 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I find them annoying and distracting. It's harder to hear the words with those other mouth-noises going on in the background.

    • @guillaumepinon
      @guillaumepinon Před 3 měsíci

      @@Jesin00 Same for me, I dislike them

  • @williamdaines3755
    @williamdaines3755 Před 2 měsíci

    I have bought and read all of your books, I am glad to see you have started this channel.

  • @undeniable491
    @undeniable491 Před 2 měsíci

    I liked the added sound effects, well done :)

  • @makingnoises2327
    @makingnoises2327 Před 3 měsíci +61

    i remember this from when it was posted on the what if blog, and when it was a ted talk

  • @lenathefirst_4574
    @lenathefirst_4574 Před 3 měsíci +22

    I still remember receiving the first what-if book for Christmas and laughing my head off at this one, especially that ending. It’s nice to hear it said out loud officially, instead of by me or one of my family members while laughing way too hard 😂

  • @49diewj
    @49diewj Před 2 měsíci +1

    The little gulp after the flash of light was the best. LOL

  • @dougjb7848
    @dougjb7848 Před měsícem +2

    “Unsuspecting Backstop” would be a great name for a band.

  • @ProdigyKnight80
    @ProdigyKnight80 Před 3 měsíci +84

    going over what baseball rules this uses at the end was the best part.

  • @themikep82
    @themikep82 Před 3 měsíci +31

    Imagine this pitch followed up by a 80 mph changeup

  • @katjaamyx2922
    @katjaamyx2922 Před 3 měsíci +2

    "A careful reading of Major League Baseball rule 5.05 (b)..." 🤣🤣

  • @gemstonegynoid7475
    @gemstonegynoid7475 Před 2 měsíci

    Oh this is one of the best what ifs. Glad to see this as a video

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 Před 3 měsíci +33

    I hate when this happens. You never even see it coming.

  • @christopherobrien8105
    @christopherobrien8105 Před 3 měsíci +57

    Look, at a long-suffering Pirates fan, I have to ask... can that pitcher throw a curveball?

    • @kylaxial
      @kylaxial Před 3 měsíci +20

      probably not, since that relies on aerodynamics, which doesn't apply to the ball

    • @pharmesq
      @pharmesq Před 3 měsíci +10

      Not anymore. He can only throw that pitch once.

    • @murrfeeling
      @murrfeeling Před 2 měsíci +2

      If you throw the ball even faster space will curve around the ball. 😋

  • @planswalker
    @planswalker Před 15 dny

    I am so grateful that this channel popped up on my feed

  • @wwbim
    @wwbim Před 3 měsíci

    This question has remained my favorite ever since it was posted on the website...never expected it transformed into an animation video today 👍

  • @jrn0499
    @jrn0499 Před 3 měsíci +30

    The custom SFX are incredible 😂

  •  Před 3 měsíci +33

    I LOVE the sound effects! Especially the "chkchkchkch..." :D

    • @user-cm5bh5yl8n
      @user-cm5bh5yl8n Před 2 měsíci +1

      That was the funniest part for me, the constant "waaaaoooaaoaoaaawaaaaoooa" throughout the whole thing 😅

  • @nytelin274
    @nytelin274 Před 18 dny

    This is the extremely classic what if that I met 10 years ago. Bring me back to the lovely time.

  • @MahraiZiller
    @MahraiZiller Před 3 měsíci

    One of my favourite bits in the book, for the ending alone 🤣
    Great Christmas present 👍

  • @MoritzGehrckens
    @MoritzGehrckens Před 3 měsíci +6

    I love how you just vocally add sound effects
    Love your content, loved your books

  • @maxleveladventures
    @maxleveladventures Před 3 měsíci +6

    I am so happy my favorite comic is now in video form. These bring such simple, pure joy to my life.

  • @whale3300
    @whale3300 Před 2 měsíci

    Seen it in your book years ago, love to see it has video version now

  • @scubaad64
    @scubaad64 Před měsícem

    I love this channel!! My son bough the "What If" book from a few years ago, but it's fun to watch and listen too.

  • @HansMaximum
    @HansMaximum Před 3 měsíci +15

    MVP sound effects.

  • @AntiVectorTV
    @AntiVectorTV Před 3 měsíci +9

    I love the little explodey noises you do. Adds to the charm!

  • @hey.aidid_
    @hey.aidid_ Před měsícem

    Your diagrammatic animation looks as if I am having school science class again. This form of explaination is simple enough to grasp the main ideas easily

  • @Nickyonzaza
    @Nickyonzaza Před 2 měsíci

    i knew what would happened but this was still hilarious, first day watching your channel and i know this will be amazing

  • @aaronfidelis3188
    @aaronfidelis3188 Před 3 měsíci +37

    This is reminiscent of his TED talk. I love that!
    In the end, all that effort to hit a baseball would give the batter the most well known meme:
    SINGLE!

  • @Kombivar
    @Kombivar Před 3 měsíci +10

    That's one of my favourite question from the "What If" - I've read this countless times and every time my mind is blown :D

    • @noatrope
      @noatrope Před 3 měsíci +3

      My favourites are "boating on non-water liquids", "flying a plane on other planets", and the two-part "draining the ocean through the Mariana Trench"

  • @infinitecrafterYT
    @infinitecrafterYT Před 3 měsíci

    I'm really glad "what if" is getting some kind of animated series. I hope this series continues for a long time.

  • @Solstace_
    @Solstace_ Před 3 měsíci +5

    Bro really used his ultimate attack 😂

  • @kirahen0437
    @kirahen0437 Před 3 měsíci +31

    Alternative title: how to make a nuclear bomb using baseballs and magic

  • @mukrifachri
    @mukrifachri Před 3 měsíci +1

    The very first What-If ! Never got bored reading it.

  • @kwarrtzorau7203
    @kwarrtzorau7203 Před 2 měsíci

    I'm rewatching this for the second time and I only just noticed the, shall we say, homemade SFX in the background. Incredible.

  • @rogue6
    @rogue6 Před 3 měsíci +6

    YEEEESSSSS. 'Relativistic Baseball' has always been my absolute favorite xkcd post. Love that it's a video now.

  • @chadwickthezulu
    @chadwickthezulu Před měsícem +3

    Follow-up question: what's the fastest a pitcher could theoretically magically throw a baseball without killing himself or the batter?

  • @invisiblemilkbag
    @invisiblemilkbag Před měsícem

    I love how this is damn near taken word for word from the book. Makes it so much more interactive.

  • @MartyBeardFace
    @MartyBeardFace Před 3 měsíci

    this is my new favorite channel.

  • @escapist-cartplayz1934
    @escapist-cartplayz1934 Před 3 měsíci +5

    So basically throw the ball at 89% the speed of light instead

  • @BahamutEx
    @BahamutEx Před 2 měsíci +4

    So basically you'd turn the ball into a nuke, gotcha.

  • @masonthebesttoeverdoitsmith
    @masonthebesttoeverdoitsmith Před 2 měsíci

    i really like the wooshing and explosion noises you make in the background lol

  • @theboxman7967
    @theboxman7967 Před měsícem +1

    Bro why did you flinch
    What bro threw at me:

  • @EnderGrad
    @EnderGrad Před 3 měsíci +58

    In summary, everyone dies

    • @TheSequelWasBetter
      @TheSequelWasBetter Před 3 měsíci +28

      BUT the batter gets first base.

    • @ShadowHazy
      @ShadowHazy Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@TheSequelWasBetterCorrection: His molecules get to the first base.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz Před 3 měsíci

      Everyone dies in general

  • @flydrop8822
    @flydrop8822 Před 3 měsíci +3

    This raises the question, what is the minimum speed of an object relative to the air required to ignite it with nothing but friction?

    • @tomsing98
      @tomsing98 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That very much depends on the object - the size/shape, conductivity, thermal mass, and composition. Larger, draggier objects are going to shed more energy through drag, and thus generate more heat. If the object is not conducting heat away from the surface, and has a low thermal mass, the surface temperature will rise more quickly. (Of course, you also have to consider that some of the heat will be carried away by the air.) And, finally, there are certain materials that have extremely low ignition temperatures. White phosphorous, for example, will ignite at just over 90°F at sea level. Triethylborane will ignite at -4°F. So, on a summer day in Florida, or on a winter day in Chicago, the answer is, conceivably, zero.

  • @ToothyBoi
    @ToothyBoi Před měsícem

    “Prank em’ John!”
    You already kn- *explosion*

  • @ManWhoLaughs2311
    @ManWhoLaughs2311 Před měsícem +2

    It takes the expression "throwing heaters" to a whole other level.

  • @oricalu448
    @oricalu448 Před 3 měsíci +4

    My favourite part of these videos are the sound effects, presumably made by Randal himself
    Edit: I stand corrected, I was Know Art Studios who did the sound effects, and a very good job they did indeed!

    • @KnowArt
      @KnowArt Před 2 měsíci

      It's listed on the end screen who made them....
      ....
      ....
      hehe

    • @oricalu448
      @oricalu448 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@KnowArtah, sorry. Must've missed that. I've edited my comment, as not to spread incorrect information. The sound effects are brilliant and hilarious, btw!

    • @KnowArt
      @KnowArt Před 2 měsíci

      @@oricalu448 haha don't worry, thought it'd be funny to be the one to tell you

  • @andreigrigorev3499
    @andreigrigorev3499 Před 3 měsíci +3

    2:30 : wouldn't after seeing a *blinding* flash you wouldn't see anything else?

  • @Slaphappy1975
    @Slaphappy1975 Před 2 měsíci

    Happy to have discovered this channel when it's still relatively new, cuz it's gonna be huge in the future 🔥👍🦅

  • @b_2u
    @b_2u Před 2 měsíci

    I've seen this one in the what if book, glad someone made a video version😂

  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 Před 3 měsíci +19

    A+ mouth foley work.