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  • Asmongold watches a video by The Internet Historian, a rundown of everything that happened during the lockdown because of thevarus!....
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  • @AsmonTV
    @AsmonTV  Před 3 lety +712

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    • @raviospagetio1444
      @raviospagetio1444 Před 3 lety +15

      Nice advertisin

    • @Chnumpen
      @Chnumpen Před 3 lety +2

      Any chance of Asmongold plays Nioh?

    • @esongiba
      @esongiba Před 3 lety +9

      cat dany and daily dose of asmongold are my favourite 2 editors, they're lighting fast and they give so much credit to the original creator

    • @J0NB11O6
      @J0NB11O6 Před 3 lety

      Can't you get in trouble for showing the dudes man tits on stream?

    • @Raindrops4891
      @Raindrops4891 Před 3 lety +1

      wow account just got banned for the name HugeBeauxner plz help

  • @pg40987
    @pg40987 Před 3 lety +3253

    I'm Italian. Fun fact: people never got the toilet paper fear; instead, they started raiding for pasta. No, it's not a stereotype. They took every single box they could from the shelves, except ONE KIND: Barilla's Penne Lisce. The brand became a living joke.
    Italians would rather starve, rather than be forced to buy them.

  • @williamhutsch851
    @williamhutsch851 Před 3 lety +3483

    If all ads were like this, ad blocker wouldnt exist.

    • @Riotlight
      @Riotlight Před 3 lety +355

      Internet Historians ads are the only sponsored ads i dont skip. You just know they are going to be good.

    • @ComfortableTool86
      @ComfortableTool86 Před 3 lety +66

      lost it at the snako pitu

    • @Zukoiu
      @Zukoiu Před 3 lety +7

      I cannot like your comment enough.

    • @george_denbrough
      @george_denbrough Před 3 lety +14

      Ad blocker exists for more than just inconvenient ads bud

    • @svampen7782
      @svampen7782 Před 3 lety +7

      That is true, it is like extra content but its an Ad.

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello Před 3 lety +744

    “The media said it wasn’t fake so I assumed it was fake.”
    Bruh.

    • @GiRR007
      @GiRR007 Před 3 lety +56

      only way to live

    • @GaspataGhast
      @GaspataGhast Před 3 lety +139

      Imagine believing the media no matter what bruh

    • @brianlam5847
      @brianlam5847 Před 3 lety +68

      @@GaspataGhast Imagine not fact checking media

    • @aidensnew8562
      @aidensnew8562 Před 3 lety +112

      @@brianlam5847 imagine the media publishing virtually anything they want with zero legal repercussions... oh wait.

    • @brianlam5847
      @brianlam5847 Před 3 lety +5

      @@aidensnew8562 Thats perfectly fine, fact check it yourself.

  • @Speakeazi
    @Speakeazi Před 3 lety +645

    chat: THIS IS AMERICA
    video: Literally talking about Australia

    • @defaulted9485
      @defaulted9485 Před 3 lety +36

      @@NachozMan At least we got the fun Hivemind KKona clap kappa
      Seriously, I'm not using Twitch nor 4chan but they sure do have more fun than other hiveminds.

    • @mostevil1082
      @mostevil1082 Před 3 lety +33

      Most of the clips were from America. Aussies aren't that fat.

    • @jagerzaku9160
      @jagerzaku9160 Před 3 lety +6

      Nachoz Man twitch chat is the opposite of 4chan it’s far closer to Reddit or IFunny

    • @george_denbrough
      @george_denbrough Před 3 lety +6

      Same shit happened in America bud

    • @bingitybong6518
      @bingitybong6518 Před 3 lety

      Nachoz Man Next thing you’re gonna say is What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch I’ll have you know

  • @rnkeene86
    @rnkeene86 Před 3 lety +2114

    Shes my girlfriend, I'm not her boyfriend though - VPN ad was great

    • @rusandruu
      @rusandruu Před 3 lety +346

      @@youtubesuresuckscock No, it was actually very funny. It was objectively better and more entertaining than most ads. But why do you need to be so negative and frustrated with someone else's oppinion? Why would you call him a shill and an idiot?

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased Před 3 lety +119

      Yeah it was fantastic, what made it for me is that (lorewise) it's a continuation of his previous nordvpn ad

    • @TayTheDay
      @TayTheDay Před 3 lety +7

      Internet Historian =/= Big Money Salvia

    • @gungnir5031
      @gungnir5031 Před 3 lety +153

      @@rusandruu it made fun of stalkers and people with parasocial relationships. So maybe he finds it too close to home

    • @Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Před 3 lety +36

      He comments on other asmongold videos just hating, lol. Just ignore him.

  • @orlandosilva6665
    @orlandosilva6665 Před 3 lety +491

    "This is soo disgusting and degenerate...I love it!"
    -gold,Asmon 2020.

    • @muffinman2546
      @muffinman2546 Před 3 lety +4

      Does this mean he has achieved acceptance in Anime and Furry videos with Mediashare? ;D

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 Před 2 lety +5

      4:57 marking it for those curious.

  • @goratron1
    @goratron1 Před 2 lety +260

    I was working at a military base at the time in Australia, it was hilarious because toilet paper and liquid soap theft got really bad on base to the point that during the day the MP's were lined up at the exit gates checking 1 out of 2 cars for hidden toilet paper and soap that had been stolen. I knew guys working government jobs, jobs that are nearly impossible to lose, losing their jobs because they were caught stealing large amounts. Hysteria is the word to describe it.

    • @thevilemace6121
      @thevilemace6121 Před rokem +13

      That’s insane

    • @CptSlow89
      @CptSlow89 Před rokem +3

      Yeah government jobs are the best, just like in Serbia. You do nothing for 8hrs a day and get paid.

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Před 10 měsíci

      It's crazy. What a time! I honestly wish I could go back...

    • @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514
      @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514 Před 8 měsíci

      Imagine being scared of using water on your ass smh

    • @Kunk_Manjeroon
      @Kunk_Manjeroon Před 7 měsíci

      My parents are GSA employees, and it’s a little hard to lose your American government job unless if you smoke weed or commit a crime. My parents invited me to their apartment every weekend, and when I came on one weekend, they had just stacks of toilet paper. I asked if they were dumb, and they said that if they weren’t gonna take it, they probably wouldn’t have any, which turned out true the next weekend when I went to get some and instead had to buy handsoap and wipes instead. The stupid and the hysterical manage to bring us down to their level every time something like this happens. I asked my parents if they had missing toilet paper at work and it turns out people were put on leave for taking roles home.

  • @Human1337
    @Human1337 Před 3 lety +316

    "Is it worth my channel" thanks for that

  • @gg_Zay
    @gg_Zay Před 3 lety +996

    "Every problem that we have, is made worse by media." -Asmongold 2020 More true words have ever spoken about one of the main problems in the world today.

    • @furydeath
      @furydeath Před 3 lety +19

      unless it's something trump says then its 100% true * sips bleach smoothie *

    • @XxBluerainxX
      @XxBluerainxX Před 3 lety +65

      I miss when breaking news were important things like the Berlin wall coming down, 9/11 etc. Now it's always breaking news. It's designed to get you hooked and you need to constantly check it all the time. Instead of important issues being conveyed to the public it's now how to make the most clicks.

    • @WieldMyWord
      @WieldMyWord Před 3 lety +17

      Funny thing thought there is a lot of news that are also being suppressed because they don't want people to develop a certain bias.

    • @gg_Zay
      @gg_Zay Před 3 lety +2

      @@XxBluerainxX TRUTH.

    • @gg_Zay
      @gg_Zay Před 3 lety +7

      @@WieldMyWord true! the people who own the media want you to think a certain way so that they can keep you in their little bubble. Media is basically mind control. ;)

  • @griffca4814
    @griffca4814 Před 3 lety +141

    "Random big old dude"
    That was WWE Superstar Ryeback. He had almost half a million people watch him zoom bomb people.

    • @Ren3gaid
      @Ren3gaid Před 3 lety +7

      500.000 people?? DUDE how is it possible that the other billions don't know him

    • @defaulted9485
      @defaulted9485 Před 3 lety +20

      @@Ren3gaid Dude... did you just jump three zeros like a clown jumping through hoops?

    • @SSJFutureGohan62093
      @SSJFutureGohan62093 Před 3 lety +5

      Was Ryback actually Zoom-bombing people? That clip was from an ASMR eating video he did lol, some one just splashed it in there.

  • @lunardoeseverything5393
    @lunardoeseverything5393 Před 3 lety +37

    “5G... five fingers, A PENTAGRAM!”
    That jump made me giggle...

  • @baystorm94
    @baystorm94 Před 3 lety +433

    God, I`m crying tears of laughter from the zoom guy.

    • @RicardoNirep
      @RicardoNirep Před 3 lety +70

      ONGUGUNGENGEN VILLAGE

    • @nineironspitfire
      @nineironspitfire Před 3 lety +49

      Yeah, twomad is fucking hilarious

    • @jonrambo1774
      @jonrambo1774 Před 3 lety +2

      It’s nelks video if you wanna watch the whole thing :)

    • @nineironspitfire
      @nineironspitfire Před 3 lety +30

      @@jonrambo1774 no it isn't? The zoom videos are made by twomad. Who the fuck are nelk?

    • @ThatGuy-eu2vt
      @ThatGuy-eu2vt Před 3 lety +11

      @@jonrambo1774 nigga thats ma boy Twomad. who the fuck is "Nelk"

  • @alo754
    @alo754 Před 3 lety +272

    Oh god, the zoom harassment brought me back to vent days. Funny shit.

    • @AdventurerOfOblivion
      @AdventurerOfOblivion Před 3 lety +9

      @@joeldoxtator9804 Johnny!..... He's back!

    • @wolvAUS
      @wolvAUS Před 3 lety +6

      ring in ere last night

    • @Nachokinz
      @Nachokinz Před 3 lety +2

      Peggy Forever.

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev Před 3 lety +2

      @Equis Igreigazeta
      That guy's antics sure were funny.
      A lot less funny a story about what can happen if you publicly post your Zoom Room key: some sicko streaming child porn into the session for everybody to see. This happened to some acquaintances of my mum's. One of whom was a victim of child sexual abuse herself.

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AhsimNreiziev that's messed up 🤢

  • @catkin1671
    @catkin1671 Před 3 lety +341

    So, that whole send the excess food to Africa is a thing that the EU does and it's incredibly damaging in the long run. If the EU countries have enough bumper crops to "donate" food (economists call it dumping) to African nations, chances are that at least the northern bits of Africa had a good year too. In comes the EU food for free, undercutting African farmers and often shutting them down since many African farmers unfortunately live crop to crop. This perpetuates a cycle where in the bad years Africa can't afford to feed itself because they didn't make enough profit from the good years to plant the next batch of crops. It's short-term charity made with the best intentions (probably) but it's ultimately unhealthy.

    • @RanEncounter
      @RanEncounter Před 3 lety +17

      Do you understand that African countries do not have the logistics and funding to supply food to places in need? How is this so hard to understand? Building infrastucture and getting Africans to the level of education to use it is a real problem you know. You take for granted things like proper roads and airports in all places. It is a logistical nighmare to get suplies to the right place most of the time.

    • @Traditional_American
      @Traditional_American Před 3 lety +64

      That's why welfare dependence is so damaging.

    • @catkin1671
      @catkin1671 Před 3 lety +33

      Different economic principle entirely. Applying macroeconomics to microeconomics doesn't always translate. You can't compare dumping to something like a universal minimum income or benefits. You see, dumping happens in "the good years." It fulfills the need of ridding an economy of excess where benefits address a completely different problem. It's not just something that happens to poor countries either. China crashed the EU solar panel and steel industries for example by flushing it with cheap materials. The powerful countries like the EU and the US get to protect our econonmy from that with tarriffs and import regulations but Africa can't prevent food dumping without stopping genuine charitable efforts. If the EU donated that amount of food in years of famine, it wouldn't harm the African economies the same way.

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism Před 3 lety +42

      Yep, it's a good sentiment to try to help but in actuality it basically makes Africans even more dependent on western nations for aid which is bad for every country there in the long run, it's one of those roads to hell that's paved with good intentions.

    • @vivi-fe5rj
      @vivi-fe5rj Před 3 lety +20

      Plus, the individual farmers do NOT have the financial capacity to ship tons of food. They already are losing money, so unless they receive money to ship the food, it's ludicrous to ask them to ship goods across the world. How is most of chat this oblivious to the blindingly obvious?

  • @kylemiles8291
    @kylemiles8291 Před rokem +3

    The idea that throwing a bunch of money at the problem would solve world hunger results from thinking at a 3rd grade level.

  • @jordiemetie950
    @jordiemetie950 Před 3 lety +256

    Was waiting for this one :) knew it would come

    • @fbi8801
      @fbi8801 Před 3 lety +4

      Samme

    • @Unturned_Survivor
      @Unturned_Survivor Před 3 lety +2

      We all knew and waited

    • @YeeT-hx6kj
      @YeeT-hx6kj Před 3 lety

      Me Too

    • @charliem5604
      @charliem5604 Před 3 lety

      Same and this is probably my favorite Internet Historian video by far

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m Před 3 lety +2

      @@charliem5604 Engoodening of No Man's Sky is my absolute favourite, nothing can touch that imo. But the ad was the best he's had so far, i fucking died.

  • @sacrifizzle7399
    @sacrifizzle7399 Před 3 lety +504

    "i feel like every problem that we have is made worse by the media"
    -Asmongold 2k20

    • @lightzpy8049
      @lightzpy8049 Před 3 lety +4

      The cfr are more powerful than the government

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT Před 3 lety +23

      He's not wrong

    • @truewerf4413
      @truewerf4413 Před 3 lety +26

      2k20? jesus u kids are getting dumber by the day. just hit the damn 0 like a normal person

    • @sarcasm4371
      @sarcasm4371 Před 3 lety +13

      @@truewerf4413 and you're still dying every day. imagine getting upset over someone typing a k instead of a 0

    • @ThatGuy-eu2vt
      @ThatGuy-eu2vt Před 3 lety +26

      @@sarcasm4371 Lets be real here, its retarded to type a "K" when typing a “0”would take the same amount of time and be easier to read.

  • @HoppingSkipper
    @HoppingSkipper Před 3 lety +46

    34:38 OH GOD I ONLY JUST NOTICED THE GOLF NOISE INTERNET HISTORIAN YOU LEGEND BAHAHAHAHA

  • @MichaelThorage
    @MichaelThorage Před 3 lety +56

    It's like watching movie "Idiocracy" happening now in front of our eyes...

  • @ElioRose
    @ElioRose Před rokem +49

    Even two years later, this is still one of my favorite videos lol

  • @Scott3387
    @Scott3387 Před 2 lety +27

    I haven't laughed this much (at the twogood parts) in months. I know you are having a hard time at the minute but thank you for bringing joy. I hope things work out for you.

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful Před 3 lety +108

    I'm an Aussie and I can confirm we have a talent for stealing shit. We even stole tanks from both world wars.

  • @kilppa
    @kilppa Před 3 lety +172

    Even here in Finland I noticed that the shelves were empty of toilet paper at that time. I always just bought one 8-pack at a time as always and we never ran out, because shipments were still coming in as always. It's just that people were hoarding the stuff. I was so embarrassed, because usually we finns are quite a levelheaded bunch in general. This happened in my city of 200,000 people and we still have only had something like 140 cases. I blame social media and clickbait shit.

    • @Gorgovoid173
      @Gorgovoid173 Před 2 lety +16

      Your first mistake, was assuming we were "level-headed".

    • @jontobin5942
      @jontobin5942 Před 2 lety

      I constantly overestimate how intelligent my fellow citizens are, then Q-Anon becomes popular and I berate myself for once again assuming people couldn't be that stupid.

    • @duelgundam
      @duelgundam Před rokem +9

      Singaporean here:
      I thought it was just an American-only problem, going "haha, those crazy westerners are at it again! God damn doomers...".
      When I went to the supermarket to buy some stuff(necessary personnel), I was actually surprised to see the shelves for TP ACTUALLY EMPTY.
      Couldn't even find a god damn sack of potatoes, either. WTF, people

    • @Legatium
      @Legatium Před rokem

      @@denistardif6650 That's because people expected society to end, which does actually mean no more TP.

    • @daltooinewestwood6380
      @daltooinewestwood6380 Před rokem

      I made it through the entire pandemic on a single 8 pack that I bought before it even started

  • @b1nary_f1nary
    @b1nary_f1nary Před 3 lety +98

    It really is heartwarming to see the cows return to the ocean :)

  • @Jack-jj3zs
    @Jack-jj3zs Před 3 lety +49

    Wish Asmon watched the rest of the IH video to see him thank Neil Druckmann for the "worst sequel since WWII"

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx Před 3 lety +7

      I missed that part in the origi video

  • @BJ52091
    @BJ52091 Před 3 lety +14

    I've been waiting for this reaction! Thanks for the free entertainment, man! I appreciate your dry humor, sarcasm, and facepalms.

  • @HateMachinist
    @HateMachinist Před 3 lety +25

    "This could have been avoided if a few Journalists had been shot in time."
    -Nikita Khrushchev

  • @MoonlitMarch
    @MoonlitMarch Před 3 lety +57

    *Most events are from Australia and EU*
    Chat: NA OMEGALUL

    • @CampaignerSC
      @CampaignerSC Před 3 lety +16

      Makes you wonder just how rare intelligence actually is in the human species, huh?

    • @crysisman09
      @crysisman09 Před 3 lety +2

      im pretty sure it was worse in NA than EU still though, well it atleast wasnt anywhere that bad in the scandinavian countries, cant say for the rest of EU but i have heard so much shit about how it went in the states and Canada

    • @idle5089
      @idle5089 Před 3 lety +17

      @@crysisman09 Im pretty sure his point wasn't about whats worse where. It's how obsessed Asmon's chat is with NA. I'll admit there's a large amount of retardation in the US, but how do sentient humans sit at their keyboard typing "NA" every second of a stream even when theres nothing to do with NA going on. Do EU viewers acually find this as a good chat experience? Or do they not care because they hate NA so much.

    • @moominfin
      @moominfin Před 3 lety +1

      @@idle5089 Laughing at the US never, ever gets old.

    • @lukesibley3821
      @lukesibley3821 Před 3 lety

      @@idle5089 People spam EU just as much

  • @IronClique
    @IronClique Před 3 měsíci +9

    Rest in peace Twomad

  • @Spearra
    @Spearra Před 3 lety +58

    The 5G part still pisses me off. This is why we can't have technological progress any faster than it already is. People are too mentally slow to adapt and gotta cave man anything they don't understand.

    • @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt
      @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly people need to wize up and get rid of 5g I'm right there with you brother we shouldn't be exposed to the Wave lengths brosif

    • @muffinman2546
      @muffinman2546 Před 3 lety +12

      Underrated comment.
      People would sooner throw shit at each other than to cohesively progress.
      I'm 1000% glad super powers & wizard magic don't exist. Society would be more autistic in general & you'd have to deal with more layers of bullshit.
      Leave it to social news outlets & retarded/physically deaf adults to help us drive ourselves to the fucking soil.
      -
      If crime were legal, I'd lock every one of those retards in psychiatric help which would forcefully re-educate them so that they don't continue their potato existence.

    • @saladasss2092
      @saladasss2092 Před 3 lety +8

      @@muffinman2546 If crime were legal, the stupid people would kill you before you could do that. Stupid peole outnumber smart ones and are unpredictable like maniacs

    • @k7332
      @k7332 Před 2 lety +1

      @@saladasss2092 You my friend, have learned much!

    • @assassin8636
      @assassin8636 Před 11 měsíci +1

      So what are you saying here

  • @guyfromdubai
    @guyfromdubai Před 3 lety +33

    The film "Network" was ahead of its time showing the influence the news has on people, especially the classic "You've got to get mad" scene.

  • @jaehowlett9408
    @jaehowlett9408 Před 3 lety +49

    I work at a wal mart in a small town in Canada and even here we ran out of toilet paper and sanitization. Some person came in the day we had a shipment and ordered everything we had including what was in the back. We loaded it onto a truck from all our pallets, this was before limits

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian Před 3 lety +19

      Oh one of those assholes

    • @Soggysenpai
      @Soggysenpai Před 3 lety +1

      @Jonathan Soko I mean he's still gonna use it. It's not like the paper gonna rot.

  • @awesomearsam1890
    @awesomearsam1890 Před 3 lety +34

    I cry of laughter everytime I see twomad Zooms raids, they're so fucking funny to me

  • @masterbeef981
    @masterbeef981 Před 2 lety +18

    Love the fact that people who eat food, think world hunger can be "solved" its just way too funny. Let me know when they develop a "never hungry again" pill

  • @stefantsarev4442
    @stefantsarev4442 Před 3 lety +10

    "The media was actually right for once."
    Oh, journalism, what happened to you?... You used to be a noble profession.

  • @Fez8745
    @Fez8745 Před 3 lety +63

    25:50
    Yeah the problem with making the farms over in say africa is that while it works for a while, eventually the locals kill workers and owners, take over the farm because they think it's their 'right' as natives.
    Then since they know nothing about running a farm or growing produce it all gets destroyed and then complain and beg to have farmers come over and run the farm again.
    Literally rinse and repeat, been that way for like 100+ years from the perspective of Australia (Daily aussie farmers in africa are slaughtered)

    • @x3seal133
      @x3seal133 Před 3 lety +26

      I recall reading about zimbabwe farmers slaughtered and the prime minister said to not prosecute the ones that killed them. Nobody in power did anything about it.
      But imagine giving food directly to them, they will think they earn it and not farm anything or do anything productive. Once it stops, what will happen?

    • @stingerrgb2754
      @stingerrgb2754 Před 3 lety +6

      Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about...

    • @Masterwar15
      @Masterwar15 Před 3 lety +3

      @@gamerdweebentertainment1616 What fucking opposition? lmao

    • @bobtom9089
      @bobtom9089 Před 3 lety +3

      It kind of seems like you have a Johntron situation of too many Anti- SJW vids. I said this before and I’ll say it again Anti-SJW are just as toxic as the SJW themselves.

    • @Shiroi0moi
      @Shiroi0moi Před 3 lety +2

      @@bobtom9089 "Those pesky anti-sjw's are exactly like those sjw's they like to complain about, am I right my fellow progressiv... I mean, my fellow centrists? Other side of the same coin I tell ya'll"

  • @SuperXdrake
    @SuperXdrake Před 3 lety +8

    what i love about the last video, her spraying vinegar on her lawn, she just gonna have a dead lawn and wonder wtf happend

  • @TisMeBc
    @TisMeBc Před 3 lety +1

    that ad read was absolutely fantastic

  • @WambwneD
    @WambwneD Před 3 lety +33

    "The media said it wasn't fake so assumed it was fake". Truly a galaxy brain among us.

  • @brandonmorris9729
    @brandonmorris9729 Před 3 lety +14

    There were farms in Africa. It was called rhodesia

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx Před 3 lety +2

      There was africa its the place constantly fucked by everyone else

    • @nccn4021
      @nccn4021 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Bruh-hq1hx yeah that was like 70 years ago... now they constantly fuck themselves

    • @IN-tm8mw
      @IN-tm8mw Před 2 lety

      @@nccn4021 So much like every other nation on earth then?

  • @raphiell8435
    @raphiell8435 Před 3 lety +2

    Internet Historian editing skills are Godlike fr fr

  • @ryantwomey3463
    @ryantwomey3463 Před 3 lety +1

    that zoom call trolling has early ventrilo invader spam vibes and i love it get that duke nukem soundboard babeee

  • @daseinz
    @daseinz Před 6 měsíci

    The only streamer I respect. Not only he links original video. He links the channel, other videos and ad as well. You are a rare gem mate.

  • @decode3667
    @decode3667 Před 3 lety +28

    Those monkey gang wars was insane, everyone was hiding to not be collateral damage from the wars.

  • @ChainsawMac09
    @ChainsawMac09 Před 3 lety +3

    34:39 Holy shit the golf club / driver sound and Joel 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RCJH2022
    @RCJH2022 Před 2 lety +1

    This dudes adds are just as entertaining as the actual video. 😂

  • @Sheemer2
    @Sheemer2 Před 3 lety

    As soon as I watched this last week I was waiting for the Asmongold take on it.

  • @JeffGranja27
    @JeffGranja27 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I love how Asmon and McConnell argue in one sentence each and then automatically agree to disagree in silence

  • @BacbaaVu
    @BacbaaVu Před měsícem +8

    RIP TwoMad

    • @ShiroDia_
      @ShiroDia_ Před 22 dny

      I was wondering who else would be watching this and not even know that he'd passed. I found out by accident months after. It's crazy to me how it was like no one even knew he was gone?

    • @headcollecter3000
      @headcollecter3000 Před 15 dny +1

      ​@@ShiroDia_ that's because he alienated everyone around him and his fans and then everyone just forgot about him. He was unhinged before he died. Sad to see.

  • @martinrosendahl9134
    @martinrosendahl9134 Před 9 měsíci

    One of the coolest things about Internet Historian is those sponsor ads... they're always great and very creative (and funny)... youtube creators should do this more imo...

  • @SolasComposer
    @SolasComposer Před 3 lety

    This was so mint!

  • @Jetblast01
    @Jetblast01 Před 2 lety +4

    "Media does more harm than good."
    -This exactly.

  • @Ninetailsmaster16
    @Ninetailsmaster16 Před 3 lety +7

    "Over in my yard where I sprayed you can see it clearin' up" no but I can see that your grass is mega dead.

  • @Burntheadversary
    @Burntheadversary Před 7 měsíci

    Bro the zoom call stuff had me DEAD omg 😂💀😂

  • @thehunter7422
    @thehunter7422 Před 11 měsíci

    Recently discovered Internet historian cause of asmongold reactions now i can't stop watching them lol on a binge ATM

  • @maddoggaming1171
    @maddoggaming1171 Před 3 lety +3

    I used to work at a office supply store and we tried to have limits on school supplies during the "back to school" sales. like 5 kids that looked like each other would come through the line one after the other buying the same things, we weren't supposed to call out the parents so we just let it happen. People will find a way around any limitation. Lol

    • @ProzacStylings
      @ProzacStylings Před 5 měsíci

      The manager of that office supply store should probably be fired. The correct response to people buying a lot of the thing you sell with no expiration date is Thank You, and a bump in the stock ordering.

  • @zombie5017
    @zombie5017 Před 3 lety +5

    you wont be able to un-see this, his eye brows move every time he thinks, and as he speaks.

  • @MrJ6H
    @MrJ6H Před 2 měsíci

    This was a legendary time for the memes! Saying this is a legendary understatement.

  • @jgoemat
    @jgoemat Před 2 lety +2

    I started off thinking the TP shortage was all just the media and panic, but there were actual reasons behind it. One I hadn't thought of until someone told me was how many people were working from home. There are completely different supply chains for the toilet paper you buy in the store and the industrial stuff they sell to businesses. So people were using a lot more of the toilet paper you normally buy in a store. After a few weeks you started seeing them repackage the industrial TP and market it to retail stores, but it was a while before you could actually find Charmin because people were just using more of it because they were home more, and Charmin isn't building a new factory when the shortage was probably temporary.

  • @RODBETA
    @RODBETA Před 3 lety +12

    if we have 2G, 3G, 4G and 5G doesnt that mean we have a total of 14G's were literally all gonna melt from that amount of G's and thats not even counting the OG ?!?!??!

  • @atomicfatman5000
    @atomicfatman5000 Před 3 lety +4

    I love how I no longer have to wait for notifications from the main channels bun instead I just gotta wait until asmon reacts to the videos

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased Před 3 lety +5

      No offense and sorry if I misunderstood your comment, but if more and more people start thinking like you, we're gonna see some copyright strikes coming out . No content creater wants to lose money and viewership to react Andies. When it comes to me, I always go to the original video, give it a like and skip to the end so that youtube registers my view.

  • @andrewbyrnes6389
    @andrewbyrnes6389 Před 3 lety

    actually the best ad i've seen a youtuber do

  • @Lusterburn
    @Lusterburn Před 2 lety

    Your chats reaction is really funny sometimes.

  • @oKrikket
    @oKrikket Před 3 lety +33

    There were 4G conspiracies back in the day too, now people would cry if they didn't get 4G on their phones. It's not like 5G is anything new.

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased Před 3 lety +7

      Same thing probably happened with radio, 2g, 3g, etc.

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 Před 3 lety +5

      Kristian
      Bro, 5G literally came from China. It's their tech over here. They've literally been caught planting students here to steal info, they're taking our data from proxy companies like Epic Games, and their embassies are being closed due to evidence of more spying. It's not a conspiracy theory to say we should care about the origins of what we introduce into our infrastructure.

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 Před 3 lety +5

      Miki
      That would still be just another example of China exploiting greed to get ahead, in line with using cheap labor to gain a foothold in our economies. We'd be reliant on Chinese influence for more than just Apple products and, well, most commodities.
      The idea is that China is competitive, and recognize us as their most significant economic opposition, which should make it reasonable for people to view cooperation and integration as a little odd. The microwaves frying your brain thing is nothing new either, but isn't the meat of the argument against the future of 5G.

    • @Konanzor
      @Konanzor Před 3 lety +3

      @@rthmn 5G cellular networks and 5GHz wifi are different things. Confusing for sure, because on your router it's likely labelled 5G. It's referring to something altogether different though.

  • @kalimeet___1524
    @kalimeet___1524 Před 3 lety +8

    "I think the media is agitator of public unrest" Really? You just now found that out brother?

  • @klaasvaak8009
    @klaasvaak8009 Před 25 dny

    lol the vinegarlady at the end cracked me up! she been doin that a while aswel, that lawn is wrecked...

  • @TheSpriggan84
    @TheSpriggan84 Před rokem

    That ad BROKE me.. for 3min.
    Foing to subscribe to Internet Historian now.

  • @Kronosxviii1
    @Kronosxviii1 Před 3 lety +22

    26:00 Topic on shipping food to Africa, the reason why we don't is that food deteriorates to fast. If you wanted to bulk ship it over, you would need a large ship which would need an extremely expensive and very large fridge to be installed just to slow down the deterioration of the food, never mind the travel time it takes to get there. And by the time it got there you would sell it to who or even if it's for charity who would manage it all? There's no infrastructure over there to manage such an operation and the excessive heat would make the food rot faster, so when the food is off the ships you have days to spread it around before it becomes inedible, if it's not rotted already.
    Alternative, flying it over. Same fridge problem and gets there far faster but now it's extremely expensive to do so in food tonnage/shipment. A fridge system on a plane would greatly reduce the already limited capacity even more as planes have to worry about weight more so than volume. Delving into the rest of the logistics would require a calculator and I'm to lazy to do so, glhf.

    • @muropappa1
      @muropappa1 Před 3 lety +2

      I don't think the shipping is problem at all. We are getting bananas and other shiet from there cheap. But yeah Africas infrastructure is pretty fucked so slower to move and spread stuff there. Also management is shiet and corruption is high. But even if we managed to overcome all of these there would be still major problem, money. Even if we sold that stuff non profit still the prices would be too high for African market. It would have to be charity.

    • @soklot
      @soklot Před 3 lety

      You think shipping food is a problem? Building a "fridge" ? My god, there is a plethora of food which does not need any special needs for storing.

    • @Siegram999
      @Siegram999 Před 3 lety

      that and no sane company owner would invest in shipping that much cargo for fucking free on a already huge loss. people use your brains

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased Před 3 lety

      Wasn't there some shit that went down in Africa a few years ago where they basically told the countries that were trying to help them set up infrastructure to fuck off and they can do it on their own?

    • @Kronosxviii1
      @Kronosxviii1 Před 3 lety

      @@muropappa1 There are many kinds of fruits that are naturally self regulating? don't age out quickly.
      But the things we produce the most in the US like meats, corn, wheat, other vegetables and fruits require care for them to make a journey like that. And they would likely be converted into a long lasting form like Jerky, flour, etc but that still requires some care as hot(pretty much everywhere along the equator) & damp(ocean travel if using ships) weather are the worst conditions for storing foods like that.

  • @CUXOB2
    @CUXOB2 Před 3 lety +4

    11:06 im coming up with 32.33, repeating of course, percentage of survival.

    • @srocks94
      @srocks94 Před 3 lety

      That's better than we had last time.

  • @danielharbison5831
    @danielharbison5831 Před 2 lety

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I lost in on the Zoom guy eating chips.

  • @CrispyChicken38
    @CrispyChicken38 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Often times people thought the toilet paper was out of stock when it was just more in the back because it was so bulky the shelves would empty quickly.

  • @rampage3337
    @rampage3337 Před 3 lety +30

    um... people do know that 5g is not somthing new right? like we have had 5g for a very very very long time like this is not the first time we shoot out 5g rays

    • @IamTehGuyz
      @IamTehGuyz Před 3 lety +24

      No, they don't know; that's a large part of the problem. The large amount of uneducated morons is why we still have things like MLMs and all these random, baseless conspiracy theorists who still think the earth is some big flat disk and vaccines will chip us (despite having an easily tracked smartphone) and all that

    • @ThatLongHairMetalGuy
      @ThatLongHairMetalGuy Před 3 lety

      Yeah and we've had cancer for a very very very long time... think about it.

    • @cenetermacaronied2489
      @cenetermacaronied2489 Před 3 lety

      IamTehGuyz u mean americans?

    • @JoHn-gi1lb
      @JoHn-gi1lb Před 3 lety

      Bold of you assume they have a brain.

    • @fracke7588
      @fracke7588 Před 3 lety

      @@IamTehGuyz that conspiracy doesnt say you will be tracked it states the chip will control your actions "disconnect you from god" is what some people say. (i dont believe that conspiracy theory, just so your aware im just stating what it actually is)

  • @thatoneguy6126
    @thatoneguy6126 Před 3 lety +7

    I like how in the video it said the problem took place in Australia but people were spamming AMERICA .

    • @Quirrel
      @Quirrel Před 3 lety +3

      Because chat is full of dumb libtards.

  • @triplearielinfinite2
    @triplearielinfinite2 Před rokem +1

    10:52 you could say that idea was *sharp*... THANK YOU, THANK YOU. IM HERE ALL NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

  • @artimas44
    @artimas44 Před 2 lety

    @asmongold tv bro i just started watching your videos the other day. man you might be the most entertaining thing on you tube right now . Keep up the good work man!

  • @jonny12x96
    @jonny12x96 Před 3 lety +8

    "One nation controlled by the media" -Green Day

  • @maxim377
    @maxim377 Před 3 lety +5

    "In AUSTRALIA"
    Everyone in chat: "AMERICA LOL"

  • @Erreul
    @Erreul Před 3 lety +1

    26:07 That guy's character is funny dude, "Just have a billionare go over and do it!" lol

  • @dannyk640
    @dannyk640 Před 3 lety +1

    Twomad: History class hell yeah.. Teacher: Robert take that off your screen! Hahahaha

  • @lynchpintm8928
    @lynchpintm8928 Před 3 lety +3

    I can reach my sink while sitting on the toilet, so I just wipe with my hand, waffle stomp it down my sink drain, then rinse off.

  • @Yomotomen
    @Yomotomen Před 3 měsíci +5

    Rip twomad

  • @Lycanite
    @Lycanite Před 3 lety

    In the North UK, my local corner shop always had plenty of 9 packs of toilet roll in stock, the good stuff too, was never an issue. Supermarkets were cleared though, despite corner shops being well stocked.

  • @dmitriyobidin6049
    @dmitriyobidin6049 Před 3 lety +2

    29:06 No problem really, room creator can mute a person without his permission.

  • @soesaplug5654
    @soesaplug5654 Před rokem +13

    Coming from Australia, this video was 100% accurate lmfao. Idk why toilet paper but yes a lot of people even ones I know still have cupboards full of toilet paper rolls lol, for 2-3 weeks I was the workplace toilet paper bandit 💀

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 2 lety +3

    13:23
    If someone from in 2007 told me that in the future, Prohibition style robberies would happen again but this time it would be with Toilet Paper instead of alcohol. I would've sent them to a mental asylum.
    But now, I genuinely question how humanity has managed to get this far.

  • @p4ttl344
    @p4ttl344 Před 3 lety

    oh god the Zoom shit actually had me in tears, thought i was going to throw up with laughter at one point

  • @juansek208
    @juansek208 Před 2 lety +1

    That lady "killing" chemtrails was like me pretending to be a water bender in the beach.

  • @CrispyChicken38
    @CrispyChicken38 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Banning people for conspiracy theories doesn't make them stop thinking about it, it makes them feel they are right, and it just spreads.

  • @LordPebble2309
    @LordPebble2309 Před 3 lety +8

    Yeah, there is straight up a paper storage/factory like 30 mins from my town and they sell 32 packs for like 10 bucks

    • @xxZwei
      @xxZwei Před 3 lety

      cant believe why dont they use a bidet? It's like if you can only have 50 things in your life. You want a bidet and a toilet.

    • @filipraos8072
      @filipraos8072 Před 3 lety +1

      @@xxZwei even with it its still good to have some tp

  • @russkatherealoriginal6904

    Remember, this was a year ago. How fast time flies by

  • @cannabass5729
    @cannabass5729 Před 2 lety +2

    Crazy how you can literally see that lady's lawn all dead in the area where she walks around and sprays the vinegar she has been doing that for a long time

  • @jeromee1981
    @jeromee1981 Před 3 lety +30

    I just went to the men's clothing department and bought a bunch of socks! Those things are washable!

    • @OriNyte
      @OriNyte Před 3 lety +1

      @Jonathan Soko You're the heathen

    • @OriNyte
      @OriNyte Před 3 lety +1

      @Jonathan Soko OH.... you got me sorry, i'm the heathen

  • @diamondz4057
    @diamondz4057 Před 3 lety +30

    I as a teenager in my last year of high school at the time, like all of my class mates thought the toilet paper issue was funny.
    We looked for toilet paper in stores just to laugh at the empty shelves.
    I put a picture in Discord, everyone laughed.
    It was a baby boomer problem.

    • @nolovedrjones9668
      @nolovedrjones9668 Před 2 lety

      Shitty assed zoomers, back at it again

    • @ijustmakeinflammatorycomme9839
      @ijustmakeinflammatorycomme9839 Před 2 lety

      Thats because your parents were buying it for ya bro😂😂😂 good lord kids are funny as fuck

    • @AKUJIVALDO
      @AKUJIVALDO Před rokem

      It was funny...until you couldn't wipe anymore...
      And that is how many cats and small dogs became brown furred...and stinky.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt Před 9 měsíci

      Except. When you didn't have toilet paper.

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 Před 22 dny

      Bidet owners mustve been having a laugh during that.

  • @Razer217
    @Razer217 Před 3 lety +1

    13:45 Yeah I bought two packs right before it ran out in my town and I'm still not even halfway through the first pack. Not a big deal but I wish I'd bought higher quality TP.

  • @ThatGuyNamedFlash
    @ThatGuyNamedFlash Před 2 lety

    I work in a bakery next to a supermarket. There would be lines to get into the supermarket an hour before open.

  • @reap2920
    @reap2920 Před rokem +7

    I just love these super random and incredibly fascinating videos you somehow dig up and share with the rest of us. Never change perfection.

    • @ps5056
      @ps5056 Před rokem +8

      "dig up" a 9.5 million views video. Internet Historian is way bigger than Asmon.

  • @Leonadeyt
    @Leonadeyt Před 3 lety +6

    One thing is for sure. In this period when everyone at home and I went out on the street, hiding from police, I never felt such fresh streets before. No pollution, clean air and birds on the roads and on trees. Best run ever.

  • @darthmongoltheunwise8776
    @darthmongoltheunwise8776 Před měsícem

    I love how even the ads in IH's videos have the energy of an elaborate shitpost

  • @Silenced_Actias
    @Silenced_Actias Před 8 měsíci

    God I could not stop laughing when it got to the zoom part