Markiplier Makes: Pretzels

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  • čas přidán 17. 02. 2019
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  • @natb2370
    @natb2370 Před 3 lety +9443

    “why are you over-minding you business, ʙɪᴛᴄʜ“ - ethan

    • @rebekahbreun6193
      @rebekahbreun6193 Před 3 lety +99

      My favorite part

    • @Kuroo21
      @Kuroo21 Před 3 lety +7

      xD

    • @screamingthroughtime6257
      @screamingthroughtime6257 Před 3 lety +136

      7:32 (for anyone wondering lol)

    • @garlicgoat259
      @garlicgoat259 Před 3 lety +51

      also
      "Yeah, you close? You close!?" Mark

    • @1SKRAAC1D
      @1SKRAAC1D Před 3 lety +8

      To be honest, I thought that you were me becuase we have the same profile picture [at the moment] and I didn't remember commenting that until I looked at your name

  • @dj-on9lr
    @dj-on9lr Před 4 lety +5434

    Mark: The bully
    Ethan: The bullied
    Tyler: The bystander
    Amy: The friend of the bullied

  • @rizd13
    @rizd13 Před 2 lety +6932

    the fact that they all know the proofing step but think the others don’t know the proofing step is so fucking funny

    • @dreamrose1582
      @dreamrose1582 Před rokem +14

      Yea lol

    • @myloriv
      @myloriv Před rokem +230

      But they don't lmao. Proofing needs heat, not cold

    • @BlankMoments
      @BlankMoments Před rokem +146

      @@myloriv thank you for saying that. I was so upset at them for putting the dough in the fridge.

    • @shoshanablackman2979
      @shoshanablackman2979 Před rokem +63

      @@BlankMoments me too I bake and cook quite a bit so I cringed when they did that but I have to remember this isn't what they specialize in.

    • @requiemforameme1
      @requiemforameme1 Před rokem +19

      …is there a reason you can’t cold-proof pretzel dough? It’d probably make the shaping process easier, and slowing the proofing might help avoid over-proofing so you keep a tighter crumb.

  • @buckethatboy8719
    @buckethatboy8719 Před 2 lety +4388

    ethan’s story was kind of convincing until i googled the invention of pretzels and found out that he was bullshitting the entire thing and that pretzels were invented back in 610 AD by a monk

    • @PhoenixFire-pt3wc
      @PhoenixFire-pt3wc Před 2 lety +123

      You ruined it 😭/j

    • @squidwardwithblondehair7219
      @squidwardwithblondehair7219 Před rokem +190

      Yeah they were supposed to represent childrens hands while praying

    • @Evelyn80264
      @Evelyn80264 Před rokem +105

      tf? what species of children lol, hands dont look like pretzels

    • @squidwardwithblondehair7219
      @squidwardwithblondehair7219 Před rokem +98

      @@Evelyn80264 humans lol. They were obviously going to look directly like praying hands but the cross on the pretzel is supposed to represent it

    • @Starlit_Onion
      @Starlit_Onion Před rokem +15

      @Squidward With Blond Hair
      Did you actually just say human hands look like pretzels? WHAT??

  • @samuelaugustus9590
    @samuelaugustus9590 Před 3 lety +4841

    I hate that Mark saying "Are you close?" gave me nostalgia.

  • @voixmin
    @voixmin Před 5 lety +2635

    Ethan: Lawfull Neutral
    Tyler: Neutral Good
    Mark : *Chaotic Evil*

  • @reharm_reality
    @reharm_reality Před 2 lety +2902

    "Why are you over minding your business bitch" is iconic but I think we're all ignoring the "watch your mouth mister" like that was quick

  • @emoqueen6254
    @emoqueen6254 Před 2 lety +12299

    Tyler: always looks angry
    Ethan: ADHD personified
    Mark: I W A S P O O R

  • @schuylercovert7928
    @schuylercovert7928 Před 3 lety +5895

    Mark: never letting Ethan do an intro again.
    ....... But then came Unus Annus.

  • @xoxokailaa
    @xoxokailaa Před 5 lety +2743

    mark looks like a stressed out mom

    • @foreverevergreen1762
      @foreverevergreen1762 Před 5 lety +24

      Kaila uwu wISH WE COULD TURN BACC TIME
      TO THE GOOD OL’ DAAAYS
      WHEN OUR MAMAS SANG US TO SLEEP WHEN I WAS STRESSED OUT
      I’m not sorry

    • @Itsgreenueu
      @Itsgreenueu Před 5 lety +34

      he IS a stressed out mom

    • @EvCW
      @EvCW Před 5 lety +24

      Soccer mom mark

    • @slenderman6595
      @slenderman6595 Před 5 lety +19

      Stressed and disappointed

    • @idamayers5098
      @idamayers5098 Před 5 lety +3

      Girl up got 666 likes

  • @diot05
    @diot05 Před 2 lety +930

    Mark,Ethan and Tyler have 3 braincells collectively.
    And they all come from Tyler

    • @jakeer1554
      @jakeer1554 Před rokem +1

      Then it wouldn’t be collective

    • @Drknsl0
      @Drknsl0 Před rokem +35

      @@jakeer1554 well it'd be 0+0+3 so I think that's what they were going for there

    • @jakeer1554
      @jakeer1554 Před rokem +14

      @@Drknsl0 you’re right but the word isn’t collective it would be better to word it as “amongst them”

    • @Enderwoman145
      @Enderwoman145 Před rokem +2

      And the rest of the other braincells are from Amy. 😂😂😂

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot Před 9 měsíci +3

      nah im almost certain it was just Amy donating some of her extra ones so the 3 can actually function to a certain extent for the whole video

  • @brander7453
    @brander7453 Před 2 lety +4593

    Ethan: "I'm gonna proof the dough"
    Me: "YESS, SOMEONE GETS IT"
    Ethan: "...in the fridge!"
    Me: *internal screaming*

    • @emmabringhurst9325
      @emmabringhurst9325 Před 2 lety +182

      same, I had so much hope and it was just crushed

    • @passerby883
      @passerby883 Před 2 lety +31

      Ahah made me wanna cry

    • @phantomdecor5758
      @phantomdecor5758 Před 2 lety +192

      Lol I remember I was making cinnamon rolls and by the time the dough had risen/proved to the size it should be I had NO energy to continue making them so I panicked(bc as we know it just…keeps growing until you bake it) so I just put plastic wrap over it and put it in the fridge overnight while I slept. It…was almost overflowing when I got to it and I can’t imagine how large it would’ve gotten if I hadn’t put it in the fridge

    • @jolieiler7307
      @jolieiler7307 Před 2 lety +19

      every time i watch this i die a little every time they do that lol.

    • @yankis.
      @yankis. Před rokem +78

      @@phantomdecor5758 The same size really. Putting dough in the fridge just slows down the yeast, but eventually it rises to the same size as in room temperature.

  • @thekiwiturtle
    @thekiwiturtle Před 4 lety +4497

    “You’re gonna give me salmonella”
    “No such thing”
    “You might be right, I haven’t seen it”
    Markiplier was too poor to afford diseases XD

    • @tron.6041
      @tron.6041 Před 4 lety +111

      Turtle :3 he was too poor to afford cells so he couldn’t get cancer.

    • @foolwithtoomanynames
      @foolwithtoomanynames Před 4 lety +79

      He was too poor to afford blood so he couldn't get anemia

    • @knightsolaire8567
      @knightsolaire8567 Před 4 lety +71

      He was to poor to be dead so he couldn’t die.

    • @miamonarrez9321
      @miamonarrez9321 Před 4 lety +30

      He was too poor to afford skin so he couldn't get burnt or cut

    • @tron.6041
      @tron.6041 Před 4 lety +26

      He was too poor to afford a funeral, didn’t die.

  • @itsarcherpro
    @itsarcherpro Před 4 lety +2559

    16:09
    Mark: “No soggy bottoms here”
    Ethan & Tyler in unison: “No soggy bottoms”
    They are trained well

  • @wintertimber1749
    @wintertimber1749 Před 2 lety +778

    I wanna know how Amy feels about Mark beating his dough on the table and shouting “YOU CLOSE???”

    • @creatorcat3167
      @creatorcat3167 Před 2 lety +12

      Dude yes

    • @averyjohnson1752
      @averyjohnson1752 Před rokem +100

      In unus annus when he made that joke she and Ethan both yelled at him lol

    • @alchemist824
      @alchemist824 Před 11 měsíci +9

      She probably has some "ideas", especially involving Lady Dimetrescu cosplay

  • @jmkrpl
    @jmkrpl Před rokem +1227

    It would be nice to have new episodes of Markiplier Makes....😌

    • @devontamosley4487
      @devontamosley4487 Před rokem +60

      Markiplier Makes: Calzone?

    • @Cherryremains
      @Cherryremains Před rokem +3

      Yesss😮

    • @Emmsley14
      @Emmsley14 Před rokem +35

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who still watches these videos

    • @salemwandless9366
      @salemwandless9366 Před rokem +4

      agreed, but what could they make,

    • @kaylakroll4656
      @kaylakroll4656 Před rokem +10

      @@Emmsley14 fr, I love just going through the Markiplier makes, I just finished Markiplier makes dog toys and I just- 🥲 yeah this trio is so funny

  • @davidsempere464
    @davidsempere464 Před 4 lety +2147

    17:31 Amy so proud of Ethan just doing his best while mark trash talks him

    • @mrsbasia122
      @mrsbasia122 Před 4 lety +288

      Amy zooming in while smiling widely is such a mom thing to do.
      And that Ethan can't help but smile back was a home video moment.

    • @darlenebuck541
      @darlenebuck541 Před 4 lety +199

      Amy and Mark are Ethan's second parents

    • @r3trobananas33
      @r3trobananas33 Před 4 lety +10

      Darlene Buck aDuLt pARenTs

    • @samm5035
      @samm5035 Před 4 lety +68

      I swear! Ethan and Amy have such a cute friendship!

    • @morphyanimates7749
      @morphyanimates7749 Před 4 lety +22

      David Sempere the most wholesome part of the video ∩^ω^∩

  • @gorbmangorb1585
    @gorbmangorb1585 Před 3 lety +7133

    I love how when Amy is recording he doesn't look at the camera he looks at her I just find that sweet.

  • @veritydoyle7886
    @veritydoyle7886 Před rokem +413

    *"YOU CLOSE!? YOU CLOSE?!"*
    "No soggy bottoms here."
    One of my favourite Markiplier Makes episodes

  • @scarlettkay3083
    @scarlettkay3083 Před rokem +368

    Mark: thinks he's a professional at pretzels
    Ethan: thinking he would be smart to think one step further than the others
    Tyler: full dedication, sweat tears and blood was put into it
    Mark again: *MEGA PRETZEL*

    • @Orangeler2008
      @Orangeler2008 Před rokem +7

      I could imagine once he tries the mega pretzel, he'd say "ITH REALLY DRY."

  • @reaganbadzinski5350
    @reaganbadzinski5350 Před 3 lety +4772

    Unpopular opinion: Markiplier makes is just unus annus but less cursed Edit: *popular opinion, apparently

    • @cielo3604
      @cielo3604 Před 3 lety +263

      Its unus annus ft tyler

    • @jaxsonreeves1582
      @jaxsonreeves1582 Před 3 lety +91

      I'm watching the series to try to hurt less from UA dieing

    • @Ritchar
      @Ritchar Před 3 lety +26

      @@jaxsonreeves1582 indeed, indeed my man, indeed.

    • @Quokka325
      @Quokka325 Před 3 lety +5

      Definitely

    • @nikitasfantasies6658
      @nikitasfantasies6658 Před 3 lety +23

      That's not even an opinion, let alone unpopular lmao

  • @shawnpayne895
    @shawnpayne895 Před 3 lety +3049

    Mark: "can you hear me?"
    Eef: "I can't see"
    Mark: "okay he can't hear me"

  • @Mikey-wj5zo
    @Mikey-wj5zo Před 2 lety +489

    24:57 Mark to Tyler: “I wonder if your fridge thing worked?”
    Ethan: *in utter shock because he did it first *

  • @BlueDragon407
    @BlueDragon407 Před 2 lety +193

    7:34 - “Why are you over minding your business, bitch?” is the greatest line in all of the Markiplier Makes videos. Real talk, whenever I rewatch this video and get to this time, I rewind it and play this line dozens of times before watching the rest. 😹

    • @RexiTheWolf
      @RexiTheWolf Před 23 dny

      Bro how am i so good at spotting furries in the wild 😂😂😂😂

  • @lucid2957
    @lucid2957 Před 3 lety +1055

    So THIS is where Mark's "are you close!?" began

    • @finnthehuman8865
      @finnthehuman8865 Před 3 lety +23

      Indeed

    • @aidancox5481
      @aidancox5481 Před 3 lety +46

      9:05, the beginning of something... well, something, certainly.

    • @themaninyourcabinet8438
      @themaninyourcabinet8438 Před 3 lety +41

      YOU CLOSE??? *slam slam slam* YEAH YOU CLOSE?!! YOU CLOSE?!?!? *slam slam*

    • @yushakader4991
      @yushakader4991 Před 3 lety +5

      @@aidancox5481 I think something is the perfect way to describe it

    • @ghostytv1264
      @ghostytv1264 Před 3 lety +8

      My favorite part of that is Ethan standing there awkward and uncomfortable just the face he made at that part😂

  • @babydragonfly3814
    @babydragonfly3814 Před 3 lety +11860

    the fact that the three share 1 brain cell and tyler has 70% of it

    • @emeraldp25
      @emeraldp25 Před 2 lety +22

      @Aiden Zwirba other way around

    • @veiraruiz7110
      @veiraruiz7110 Před 2 lety +351

      @@emeraldp25 ethan is smart he just has adhd and mark… well he’s mark

    • @kalibruhmoment3032
      @kalibruhmoment3032 Před 2 lety +257

      @@veiraruiz7110 mark had an ego inflated bigger than prices over the last 20 years

    • @justingick4218
      @justingick4218 Před 2 lety +16

      @@kalibruhmoment3032 oof

    • @cubicvox
      @cubicvox Před 2 lety +16

      @@kalibruhmoment3032 What a legend you are 👍🏻✨

  • @il0stthegam3
    @il0stthegam3 Před rokem +92

    Mark's jacket makes it look like his shirt just says "EAT" and that's beautiful

  • @jnn3y
    @jnn3y Před rokem +217

    I love how even though mark jokingly brags about being the best he always tries to grade everyone as fair as possible

    • @mikaelious9550
      @mikaelious9550 Před 10 dny

      Late response, but that's what I love about these too. Even though they keep bantering and competing, when they actually judge each other they don't just put each other down.

  • @MartiniMouse
    @MartiniMouse Před 3 lety +10618

    What we learned today: when Ethan physically can’t ruin his food with eggs, he’s a pretty good cook

    • @DeeFightingDreamer
      @DeeFightingDreamer Před 3 lety +331

      he's actually a decent cook in real life lol

    • @fennix_va4508
      @fennix_va4508 Před 3 lety +59

      Nice picrew pfp
      I had one made my my bf but I changed it after I saw the app I made this one with

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham Před 3 lety +214

      *tastes creme brûlée*
      E G G

    • @kamichungus
      @kamichungus Před 3 lety +18

      The truth

    • @jeapers6036
      @jeapers6036 Před 3 lety +16

      pie

  • @pongusfucktown6007
    @pongusfucktown6007 Před 4 lety +6264

    *mark* : “no soggy bottoms in this house”
    *ethan and tyler quietly* : “..no soggy bottoms..”

  • @Cutiepatootie3330
    @Cutiepatootie3330 Před 2 lety +65

    Mark: I’ll never be able to recreate the magic
    Literally two seconds later
    Mark: I RECREATED THE MAGIC

  • @someracoon76
    @someracoon76 Před 2 lety +112

    Pretzels, or pretiolas as they were first known, had their humble beginnings around 610 A.D. in the region between the south of France and northern Italy. According to historians, the pretzel is the oldest snack food known.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Před rokem +21

      No, they were created in 1987 by Jordan B pritzen

    • @hawukk4866
      @hawukk4866 Před 9 měsíci +2

      No, they were created in 1987 by Jordan B pritzen

  • @chessaltaira8138
    @chessaltaira8138 Před 3 lety +6815

    Eef: Using actual logic and relaxing.
    Tyler: Ignoring everyone and quietly genuinely trying.
    Mark: YoU CloSE?

    • @oofoof4293
      @oofoof4293 Před 3 lety +112

      *vigorously beats dough*

    • @darlenebuck9912
      @darlenebuck9912 Před 3 lety +57

      XD that's Mark for you rough with everything he touches.typical German behavior.

    • @Snowdrop232
      @Snowdrop232 Před 2 lety +15

      @@darlenebuck9912 He's Korean actually

    • @ryankreidermacher9808
      @ryankreidermacher9808 Před 2 lety +44

      @@Snowdrop232 his dad is German.

    • @chargle
      @chargle Před 2 lety +24

      @@Snowdrop232 Fischbach is german for Fish creek

  • @benjamingerken2368
    @benjamingerken2368 Před 4 lety +2911

    Ethan: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step
    Mark: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step
    Tyler: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 Před 3 lety +194

      Something tells me they know about the proving step.

    • @froge6652
      @froge6652 Před 3 lety +56

      Proofing but sure

    • @emilyolivia308
      @emilyolivia308 Před 3 lety +24

      Okay but it’s called PROOFING and I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my life. It’s like when someone says death instead of deaf.

    • @nethernom
      @nethernom Před 3 lety +72

      Emily Olivia listen, Emily, you can chill for 5 seconds and realize people can make mistakes or not be as educated, I've never been more uncomfortable in my life reading you're comment, it's like someone being annoying

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 Před 3 lety +11

      @@nethernom Jesus Christ. People can't say ANYTYING on this site!

  • @elliekinnee9679
    @elliekinnee9679 Před rokem +60

    I love how in every markiplier makes they each agree on the criticism and they don't get mad at all

  • @brittanybeck6958
    @brittanybeck6958 Před 2 lety +103

    Mark: Doing a bit about Louis, Clark, the Oregon Trail, and finding Louisiana
    Tyler (and me): frowns in history major

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Před rokem +12

      As someone who's terrible at history, even I thought that smelled a little funny

    • @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272
      @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 Před rokem

      It's amazing how much no one on this planet gives a single shit about you having a slightly above average education.

  • @nathanegen4512
    @nathanegen4512 Před 3 lety +5691

    Ethan - “We don’t have enough time. That’s the sad thing.”
    That hits different just after Unus Annus was deleted.

  • @mcswaggah3796
    @mcswaggah3796 Před 5 lety +688

    "you'll give me salmonella"
    "no such thing"

    • @emmaandms2208
      @emmaandms2208 Před 5 lety +7

      I've never seen it so it's not true

    • @xLindsayhd
      @xLindsayhd Před 5 lety +3

      EmmaLoves Ethan r/ woosh

    • @J-Coops_
      @J-Coops_ Před 5 lety +6

      Lindsey. hd it’s what Mark/Ethan said.

    • @lolamarie3434
      @lolamarie3434 Před 5 lety +2

      Brother: Wait, so what did you do my bacteria project on
      Me: whatever bacteria they created on that table

    • @kiryix
      @kiryix Před 5 lety +1

      666 likes

  • @nighttimeloser3407
    @nighttimeloser3407 Před 2 lety +166

    Mark: *acting like a switch and being dramatic*
    Tyler: *calm and focused*
    Ethan: *trying his best but brain is lagging*

  • @allid2228
    @allid2228 Před rokem +36

    15:57
    Mark: "So.. I'm just gonna 𝘱𝘰𝘱 '𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯-"
    Me, getting flashbacks to ISWM, in a newfound state of delirium: "𝘱𝘰𝘱 '𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯
    𝒓 𝒆 𝒗 𝒆 𝒓 𝒔 𝒆 ???"

  • @lillieshippy
    @lillieshippy Před 5 lety +4028

    No one:
    Mark’s shirt: *_EAT_*

  • @pimzaeVT
    @pimzaeVT Před 5 lety +2620

    mark: "can you hear me?"
    ethan: "I can't see..."
    mark: "ok he can't hear me"
    .... logic

    • @mazzywazzy
      @mazzywazzy Před 5 lety +26

      that was legit too edgy to exist

    • @seaofserenity95
      @seaofserenity95 Před 4 lety +23

      To quote Ethan from the dog toys video: *points at ears* "You've got sight...."

    • @ido6377
      @ido6377 Před 4 lety

      cigol

    • @dorianbailey7314
      @dorianbailey7314 Před 4 lety +16

      Ana Lulić Ethan's Guide to the Five Senses:
      1. Sight (Ears)
      2. Smell (Nose)
      3. Taste (Mouth)
      4. Touch (Hands)
      Oh yeah, and 5. Sight?

    • @seaofserenity95
      @seaofserenity95 Před 4 lety +2

      @@dorianbailey7314 Hahahahah yep

  • @Ki-jd7le
    @Ki-jd7le Před rokem +48

    Mark’s sheer joy at twisting the pretzel into relatively correct shape is just adorable.

  • @brooksproductionsstudios3389

    12:18
    Tyler: "You're approaching on my third."
    Mark: *"I own this table."*

  • @chxrlies.angels
    @chxrlies.angels Před 4 lety +3425

    Mark: “NO SOGGY BOTTOMS HERE”
    Tyler and Ethan: "ɴᴏ sᴏɢɢʏ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍs ʜᴇʀᴇ"

  • @CourtneyRC
    @CourtneyRC Před 3 lety +9020

    Watching this now is weird, the way mark and Ethans friendship grew over this year is so surreal.

    • @AdenUnavailable
      @AdenUnavailable Před 3 lety +209

      Is this the ghost of unus annus???

    • @marleeh7731
      @marleeh7731 Před 3 lety +231

      @@AdenUnavailable I love how both heist and all the markiplier makes have a ton of 6 day old comments from the deletion lmao

    • @averysheffer9359
      @averysheffer9359 Před 3 lety +20

      forrealzies

    • @BoobieSnoobie
      @BoobieSnoobie Před 3 lety +9

      Fushruyeyfvjifeuti yes

    • @mikpeptide
      @mikpeptide Před 3 lety +32

      @@marleeh7731 for real tho, tons are trying to cope :')

  • @thatoneshepherd
    @thatoneshepherd Před rokem +17

    15:05 the pure joy in marks voice at his pretzel is unmatched

    • @thatoneshepherd
      @thatoneshepherd Před rokem +1

      15:19 that lil happy laugh!!! that laugh of pure joy !!!!

  • @jodiac
    @jodiac Před rokem +91

    Ahh you gotta love how Ethan instantly kills the yeast with salt after trying to do the smart thing and letting it bloom.

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere Před 10 měsíci +2

      I mean, I’ve made pretzels. My recipe says to mix the salt in with the dough (1 tsp) with the yeast. And my pretzels have risen every time.

    • @oblivionwalker7796
      @oblivionwalker7796 Před 2 měsíci

      @@loganiushere salt directly in contact with yeast will kill it, mixing it together in the dough wont but if you just throw some salt on yeast the yeast will die

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere Před 2 měsíci

      @@oblivionwalker7796Fair.
      What my recipe calls for is to mix the yeast into like 2 cups of water, then add 1 tsp of salt (and some sugar & cooled melted butter) in
      and that has never killed my yeast. I'm not saying you were saying that should kill my yeast, I'm just clarifying from my original comment.

  • @rubyjayne5095
    @rubyjayne5095 Před 4 lety +3039

    mark: no soggy bottoms here
    ethan and tyler in perfect sync: n o s o g g y b o t t o m s

    • @sav557
      @sav557 Před 4 lety +64

      16:08 is the time Yw ❤️🥺

    • @snackalicious_2424
      @snackalicious_2424 Před 4 lety +14

      HEY I SAW YOU ON ETHAN'S LIVE STREAM. IT WAS AN OLD ONE (the 7 year live stream but I wasn't subscribed when that happened) I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

    • @rubyjayne5095
      @rubyjayne5095 Před 4 lety +2

      Lexie Bradford awh thank you so much!! i love yours too :))

    • @snackalicious_2424
      @snackalicious_2424 Před 4 lety +2

      @@rubyjayne5095 thank you!

    • @Pocketsand99
      @Pocketsand99 Před 4 lety +10

      The no soggy bottom cult

  • @MsTaylor113
    @MsTaylor113 Před 4 lety +1722

    7:35 is my FAVORITE ethan line ever and I still quote it to date
    “Ethan why are you still over there?”
    “Why are you over minding your business, bitch?”

  • @Idontknowwhattowrite150
    @Idontknowwhattowrite150 Před 2 lety +20

    7:37 love how they all laugh at the same exact time and Ethan wasn't even processing his words until he said them

  • @randomnessatitsfinest6089
    @randomnessatitsfinest6089 Před 2 lety +66

    I like how markiplier's jacket is blocking his shirt so it just looks like it says eat which is fitting for something that has to do with cooking

  • @heleneplastow-smed
    @heleneplastow-smed Před 3 lety +1454

    Post traumatic stress every time:
    - “we don’t have enough time” is said
    - Mark gets kinky with something - asking if it’s close?
    - Amy saving their arses in the background
    - Someone says “time is of the essence”
    - Every time they count, I can hear the clock ticking

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC Před 5 lety +9012

    *Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location*

    • @dillonparker6624
      @dillonparker6624 Před 5 lety +38

      Why hello, good friend. Good to see that you comment on Markiplier's videos as well Crit1kal's

    • @ligmaballslol
      @ligmaballslol Před 5 lety +6

      Tru

    • @treepigg7967
      @treepigg7967 Před 5 lety +35

      GORDON RAMSAY, OPEN UP!

    • @bolderpaul1844
      @bolderpaul1844 Před 5 lety +4

      Lol

    • @faereman
      @faereman Před 5 lety +10

      ​@Absol The Darkness If you see him everywhere, doesn't that mean you are everywhere as well ? hmmmm ?

  • @tatecervantes6252
    @tatecervantes6252 Před 2 lety +25

    I love how the whole time marks shirt only says the word “eat”

  • @cranky_ash6367
    @cranky_ash6367 Před 2 lety +51

    I'm just picturing Amy's face when mark was talking to the dough 🤣

  • @goatjamz
    @goatjamz Před 3 lety +3667

    Ethan: “I didn’t pay taxes in 2016, that’s alright.”
    *everyone will remember that.*
    Ethan, a year later: gives advice about paying taxes
    *everyone remembered that.*

    • @100simping6
      @100simping6 Před 3 lety +15

      Another person of culture-

    • @Rosie-pe7yp
      @Rosie-pe7yp Před 3 lety +44

      Taxes are for people with money

    • @_bee7627
      @_bee7627 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Rosie-pe7yp lmao absolutely not we're all poor

    • @Rosie-pe7yp
      @Rosie-pe7yp Před 3 lety +15

      @@_bee7627 i wouldnt know because ive been evading taxes for 15 years and im on several watch lists

    • @Omnomthenomnom
      @Omnomthenomnom Před 3 lety +2

      Taxes are for the weak

  • @calliecaylor2652
    @calliecaylor2652 Před 4 lety +2663

    When Ethan said “Where did they come from? Where did they go?” I thought he was going to start singing the cotton eyed joe.

    • @pancake.animations5818
      @pancake.animations5818 Před 4 lety +12

      Callie Caylor, same

    • @caseym4007
      @caseym4007 Před 4 lety +56

      Where did he come from, where did he go?
      WHERE DID HE COME FROM, COTTON EYED JOE

    • @CityLightsBlegh
      @CityLightsBlegh Před 3 lety +7

      S A M E

    • @KaylaBarrios
      @KaylaBarrios Před 3 lety +6

      Same

    • @ellacoleman4669
      @ellacoleman4669 Před 3 lety +10

      I thought Ethan was going to go
      Where did it come from? Where did it go?
      W H O
      will guide us into the sunset once the sun starts to set?
      All these questions
      answered
      and
      answered
      On today's show

  • @mediterraneanchicken1141
    @mediterraneanchicken1141 Před 2 lety +12

    Tyler: being silent
    Ethan: being messy
    Mark: *are u close*

  • @virgil10
    @virgil10 Před rokem +69

    I swear every time I pull an all nighter i somehow end up back to watching this videa

    • @Leafix_
      @Leafix_ Před 9 měsíci

      This is so unrelated but.. Sandersides reference!?! (Your username)

    • @virgil10
      @virgil10 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@Leafix_ When I came out as non-binary I was still really feminine presenting, so I chose one of my favorite male names and ended up being an accidental Sanders sides reference! Pretty good mistake on my part tho lol

    • @Leafix_
      @Leafix_ Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@virgil10 I think its a really unique name !!! Also another they/them silly !! Love ya Virgil, hope you have a nice rest of your day

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 Před měsícem +1

      That is exactly how I ended up back here😂

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@Leafix_fellow trans people! Hello!

  • @charo1554
    @charo1554 Před 5 lety +3537

    "Can you hear me?"
    "I can't see"
    "OK, he can't hear me"

  • @graciegettis4156
    @graciegettis4156 Před 4 lety +1680

    Mark: YOU CLOSE? *SLAM* YOU CLOSE?
    I feel bad for Amy

  • @KiwiBird1706
    @KiwiBird1706 Před 2 lety +26

    This was so hard watching them do this! 😂 I mean Ethan was on to something by letting the dough rest, but you have to put it in a warm wet environment, and 2 you have to put it in a buttered/oiled bowl with a towel or saran rap to cover the dough. But I cringed when they didn't let the yeast proof. You always have to combine water, yeast, and sugar in a seperate bowl until the yeast is proofed enough. I know they aren't professionals, but I'm sharing tips. I make homemade breads/cinnamon rolls/beignets/etc with my grandparents. And every single time, they always do these things.

    • @crazymultifandomyandere1665
      @crazymultifandomyandere1665 Před rokem +1

      That's really cool! If I may ask, what's your favorite and least favorite thing to make with them? Cause It sounds nice to have a healthy relationship with your grandparents and making food seems like a fun way to spend some time with them :D

  • @SnowyBlizzard
    @SnowyBlizzard Před 2 lety +13

    “Why are YOU over minding your business… biiitch?” ~ Ethan
    That’s literally the SOLE reason I come back to this video like twice a year

  • @kevinstuddard
    @kevinstuddard Před 5 lety +8800

    My wife and I love watching these together. She says next time, you should just throw a bunch of random ingredients on the table and see who can come up with the best thing.

    • @Exayevie
      @Exayevie Před 5 lety +514

      This is smart, do it mark "Markiplier Makes Something Totally New"

    • @radleyg.l.1890
      @radleyg.l.1890 Před 5 lety +431

      Someone will die.

    • @kak_yoinn
      @kak_yoinn Před 5 lety +349

      @@radleyg.l.1890 and that someone is probably ethan

    • @pasteldreams4204
      @pasteldreams4204 Před 5 lety +89

      @@kak_yoinn I was waiting for this answer hahahaha

    • @yeetedwaldo6019
      @yeetedwaldo6019 Před 5 lety +94

      That was lowkey my whole food tech assignment in year 8
      The teachers were like 'have some flour and potatoes and make something edible'

  • @bottlegaming6726
    @bottlegaming6726 Před 4 lety +1677

    7:32
    Tyler: Why are you still over there?
    Ethan *Annoyed* : Why are you over-minding your Business, Betch?!?

  • @kristinveal
    @kristinveal Před rokem +6

    As an Auntie Anne’s employee the only thing I’ve seen done properly is Ethan washing his hands. Watching them trying to get the twist is hilarious tho, it’s like when I train the new hires

  • @crimbinzz
    @crimbinzz Před 8 měsíci +8

    we need more markiplier makes, these were the best

  • @suzannne1831
    @suzannne1831 Před 5 lety +554

    “Can you hear me?”
    “i can’t see...”
    “Okay, he can’t hear me.”
    Vision, hearing, same thing.

  • @bggamingdeluxe5658
    @bggamingdeluxe5658 Před 5 lety +713

    Markiplier should collab with Gordon Ramsay

    • @fayethayer1677
      @fayethayer1677 Před 5 lety +43

      BGGAMING Deluxe Gordon would be yelling and cursing at Mark. Meanwhile Mark would be in a corner crying 😂😂

    • @Watermeln-zq8vq
      @Watermeln-zq8vq Před 5 lety +10

      Faye Thayer omg 😂 that is EXACTLY what would have happened

    • @e-clips623
      @e-clips623 Před 5 lety +15

      "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?"

    • @trevormoreland2322
      @trevormoreland2322 Před 5 lety +2

      Faye Thayer, there's nothing more true that, literally lol 😂😂😂

    • @FaygoQueen
      @FaygoQueen Před 5 lety +10

      Faye Thayer more like a mixture of crying and uncontrollable laughter🤣🤣

  • @micahzacharias876
    @micahzacharias876 Před rokem +10

    Tyler: I didn’t expect him to be that big.
    My Brain: That’s what she said.

  • @squidwardwithblondehair7219

    17:33 This proves that they’re like a mom and her 3 children.
    Amy: The mom
    Tyler: The Oldest
    Mark: The middle child, who has the most in common with the mom
    Ethan: The youngest and Favorite child.

  • @lanierae3436
    @lanierae3436 Před 4 lety +3995

    I DIED laughing at this:
    Tyler: Why are you still over there?
    Ethan: Why are you still over minding your business BITCH
    Mark and Tyler: *crack up and die laughing*

  • @alanafantini6195
    @alanafantini6195 Před 4 lety +1840

    pretzels were actually invented in 610 ad but 1987 is close enough

    • @cameronmills4508
      @cameronmills4508 Před 4 lety +65

      Me: *Starts drilling this knowledge into my NoGaN*
      Also me: Lover Not Loser is onto something

    • @user-pl4rz2rd5y
      @user-pl4rz2rd5y Před 4 lety +26

      Hm 1987? Sounds familiar

    • @boopboop9313
      @boopboop9313 Před 4 lety +17

      You know just a about 1000 yr distance close enough

    • @caitlynboylan94
      @caitlynboylan94 Před 4 lety +16

      Yeah they where meant to be in the shape of hands praying at first.

    • @supermart5184
      @supermart5184 Před 4 lety +7

      @Lover not Loser he looks it up

  • @imbriaart
    @imbriaart Před rokem +29

    As someone who loves to bake I am screaming so much internally at this video

  • @marifonseca31
    @marifonseca31 Před rokem +26

    I really love the mini intermissions like they're on The Office

  • @alan-baird
    @alan-baird Před 5 lety +1613

    The whole time Ethan is explaining the backstory of pretzels, Mark just looks so disappointed. 😂

    • @rynnlee3609
      @rynnlee3609 Před 5 lety +24

      Mark didn't like Ethan's story. I am now sad FOR Ethan.

    • @ElPonchoPoco
      @ElPonchoPoco Před 5 lety +6

      He *is* outing himself as a Peterson lobster raw steak boy, so count me as equally disappointed

    • @autumnc8118
      @autumnc8118 Před 5 lety

      Alzorl You know..
      *You right*

    • @clueless7617
      @clueless7617 Před 5 lety +8

      But Mark's oppinion on Ethan's Intro was a bit harsh no??

    • @mysticflower7795
      @mysticflower7795 Před 5 lety +2

      They actually come from monks

  • @sun_daes
    @sun_daes Před 3 lety +1565

    Markiplier Makes is the responsible older sibling of Unus Annus but just as chaotic

    • @qaiwiwi
      @qaiwiwi Před 3 lety +35

      Markiplier and Crankgameplays (The channels, not Mark and Eef) are the parents.

    • @sun_daes
      @sun_daes Před 3 lety +38

      @@qaiwiwi Tyler’s channel is the uncle LMAO

    • @qaiwiwi
      @qaiwiwi Před 3 lety +25

      @@sun_daes
      LMFAO
      Wait, how about Jacksepticeye?
      The parent's friend?

    • @sun_daes
      @sun_daes Před 3 lety +22

      @@qaiwiwi he appeared in Unus Annus so he’s probs the cousin 😂😂

    • @qaiwiwi
      @qaiwiwi Před 3 lety +5

      @@sun_daes
      Oop okay 😂

  • @jadynt3740
    @jadynt3740 Před 2 lety +3

    Mark's comeback to literally anything: *IWASPOOR*

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 Před 2 lety +10

    Hearing Mark saying "YOU CLOSE?" over and over again, I keep expecting Amy to tell him to stop.
    Ahh... Memento Mori.

  • @LuciferMorningstar-vy4vc
    @LuciferMorningstar-vy4vc Před 5 lety +3720

    Tyler: attempts to actually make it but is still kinda chaotic
    Ethan: same thing but less chaotic
    Mark: *Aggressively beats dough whilst repeating* YoU cLoSe??

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 Před 5 lety +263

    "I didn't pay taxes in 2016. It's alright." ~Ethan, 2019

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo Před 5 lety +3

      "You close?"
      ~Markiplier, 2019

  • @alexandramontrose6325
    @alexandramontrose6325 Před rokem +17

    Mark: “Imma crush them”
    50minutes later
    Mark:”imma rank mine last”
    🤣

  • @awakened_dreamer
    @awakened_dreamer Před 10 měsíci +3

    This video especially feels so much like an Unus Annus video that it makes me sad every time I rewatch it. Ethan being melancholy about there not being enough time, a played up rivalry between everyone, a seemingly benign challenge/premise, and, of course, Mark slapping something and screaming "You close?!" It's got everything.

  • @afilthyweeb5463
    @afilthyweeb5463 Před 3 lety +5077

    Mark, the not masochist: “It’s so hot!”
    Also Mark: *Continues to stir with his hands*

    • @isi100
      @isi100 Před 3 lety +151

      he’s not a masochist, he just wants to test his limits

    • @oxerrt
      @oxerrt Před 3 lety +102

      @@isi100 he just wanted to go even further beyond

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 Před 3 lety +49

      @@isi100 sounds like masochism to me

    • @kinggavitron
      @kinggavitron Před 3 lety +22

      To infinity and beyond

    • @pixyletime
      @pixyletime Před 3 lety +45

      “I just wanna see how much I can take” “I’M NOT A MASOCHIST” -Mark

  • @logans1265
    @logans1265 Před 5 lety +360

    Ethan’s intro was gold. The totally 100% factual and completely true history of pretzels

    • @gruffin4967
      @gruffin4967 Před 5 lety +10

      Jordan B Prietzen would be proud

  • @ilikeandrewgarfield._.5731

    Ethan: Pure chaos
    Mark: Controlled Chaos
    Tyler: Calm and Collected(mostly)

  • @BoyWhosTired4108
    @BoyWhosTired4108 Před 2 lety +8

    Here’s the actual history of pretzels “The pretzel's real origins are as tangled as its shape. Legend traces it to medieval Europe, where Italian monks reportedly created treats to reward schoolchildren by baking dough with arms shaped in prayer. The tradition spread through Europe, and pretzels became associated with good luck and eternal love” and that’s it

  • @creamcheness1115
    @creamcheness1115 Před 4 lety +1657

    As a culinary student I’m crying laughing. Mark killed his yeast with boiling water it should have been around 110 degrees And Ethan just killed his yeast by sticking it in the fridge. At least mark knows how to proof a little

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 Před 4 lety +59

      @Grace Fuller Ethan did as well

    • @krispykremeboi474
      @krispykremeboi474 Před 4 lety +44

      Why are we messing with their fun, I know as a culinary student there are some things that you need to consider when cooking but Im just glad to see them happy

    • @creamcheness1115
      @creamcheness1115 Před 4 lety +58

      June Wolfware Arts that’s true you’re right. I do love watching them have fun but what’s wrong with a little constructive criticism?

    • @mr.zimbel3164
      @mr.zimbel3164 Před 4 lety +19

      Normal degrees or obesity degrees?

    • @coralelmaliach8092
      @coralelmaliach8092 Před 4 lety +8

      And you can’t put the salt along with the yeast like that but they’re just messing around so it’s all good

  • @xxred9xx6648
    @xxred9xx6648 Před 5 lety +1342

    Ethan: *uses tactics and trys his best*
    Tyler: *concentrates and has fun*
    Mark: *is super competitive and says hes better than ethan the whole time*

    • @caeser4348
      @caeser4348 Před 5 lety +41

      Ethan: *Tries to make a small story about the history of pretzels that obviously isn't true*
      Mark: *gets American history wrong that people physically recoil*
      Tyler: *TF THEY SAYIN?!*

    • @daviclemons6910
      @daviclemons6910 Před 5 lety +16

      but plot twist: they *super sayin*

    • @cheesewhiskers
      @cheesewhiskers Před 5 lety +1

      tries*

    • @royalskye7081
      @royalskye7081 Před 5 lety +1

      Truuuuuu

    • @slimey9635
      @slimey9635 Před 5 lety +6

      I thought ethan was : "never gets correct measurment on eggs"

  • @koko_turtle
    @koko_turtle Před 2 lety +16

    17:32 the smile on their faces is literally just :D

  • @jellobassprawn
    @jellobassprawn Před 2 lety +8

    When you start reciting the introduction along with Ethan, you know you've rewatched this way too many times.

  • @wrenren2112
    @wrenren2112 Před 3 lety +9023

    When Unus Annus was deleted but markiplier makes still exists
    “It is... acceptable”

  • @bap6063
    @bap6063 Před 3 lety +6976

    Mark saying “YOU CLOSE?!” while beating a blob of dough as the house shakes is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

  • @leb6899
    @leb6899 Před 2 lety +9

    Ethan: We are following Jordan B. Prietzen’s original recipe
    Mark: so we’re not gonna follow any recipe

  • @at_l
    @at_l Před 2 lety +10

    2 years late, but I like how the design on marks shirt is blocked by his coat just enough to where it says “EAT”

    • @at_l
      @at_l Před rokem +1

      Still coming back to this video

    • @choco6369
      @choco6369 Před rokem

      it's been a couple days, time to come back

    • @at_l
      @at_l Před rokem

      @@choco6369 yup

  • @oliverrs_returnbox
    @oliverrs_returnbox Před 4 lety +1678

    I looked up when soft pretzels were made, and it said, “Legend has it that the pretzel was invented by an Italian monk in the year 610 A.D. To reward young children for learning their prayers, he supposedly folded strips of bread dough to resemble the crossed arms of praying children. He called his creation pretiola, which meant ‘little rewards.’” So they were a little off but… it’s fine.

    • @nekrouni8497
      @nekrouni8497 Před 3 lety +45

      Well, the Markiplier Makes intros are notorious for being mostly improv

    • @gabegardner8261
      @gabegardner8261 Před 3 lety +39

      I now feel the need to sin while eating a pretzel

    • @megahunter2981
      @megahunter2981 Před 3 lety +18

      Tf did kids look like in Italy back then

    • @ninbo4818
      @ninbo4818 Před 3 lety +3

      Love the name and pic

    • @eggsforbreakfast2718
      @eggsforbreakfast2718 Před 3 lety +5

      I have no idea where Ethan got his information

  • @vmpqnmy
    @vmpqnmy Před 4 lety +3860

    *Ethan's Full History of Pretzels*
    "Pretzels:
    What are they?
    Twirly twirly birds that you grab with your hands
    and you.. wrap em' around.
    Where did they come from?
    Where did they go?
    Back in 1987;
    A young man named Jordan B. Prietzen walked into a kitchen and he said:
    "Hey! I'd like to make myself a little bit of a snack."
    So he grabbed some... flour
    He grabbed some yeast
    He grabbed some salt, maybe a little bit of pepper.
    And he went to work, pulled up his sleeves,
    Washed his hands as you always do before cooking a great meal.
    And he splashed them, into a bowl, mixing vigorously until...
    Out of the oven came...
    Something brand new!
    Something his eyes had never seen before..
    Something that would take the 90's by storm.
    The pretzel had been made.
    And today, that's what we're doing,
    we're taking Jordan B. Prietzen's original recipe,
    And we're honoring it,
    And then serving it up to him,
    In his memory."
    Edit: yes thank you stop yelling me i changed the 'flower' to 'flour'

  • @ashamedashley389
    @ashamedashley389 Před rokem +7

    17:47 Ethan is a comedic genius 💀😂

  • @novasorceress5628
    @novasorceress5628 Před 2 lety +8

    Petition to bring back Markiplier makes in 2022.