Markiplier Makes: Dog Toys
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- čas přidán 4. 03. 2019
- Markiplier and FRIENDS try to make some Dog Toys!
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Ethan: makes a furry
Mark: makes a parasite
Tyler: *makes a voodoo doll*
Mark kinda made mimikyu
Yes, but the voodoo doll wasn't for Mark
Mark made a masterpieces
The tyler one is accurate. The rest No. Actually, you're right. I'm just stupid.
Ethan needs to make me a fur suit
4:25
(The Start of Ethan's friend song)
"Whowoaowoawo-"
"IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY"
Me and a classmate started doing the dance of Italy in class.
Everyone else just stared like *wtf*
Mark and Ethan: **Knocks door down**
@@bluebunanimates6590 Oh now that's fucking poggers
ho whoa whoa IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY!
Woawoawoa it’s the DANCE-of-ITALY
I love that Chica doesn’t wag her tail, she wags her entire back half.
My dog does the same thing because he just has a little nub
My girls do the same thing Skoll and Hati. One a black as the deepest night the other bright almost golden like the sun. Both found cold and alone but become family. I'm out of stuff to say trying to create a story because Mark can BS his way out of anything and I'm trying to be a good father. Tbh the dogs are my actual kids. I AM LOKI GOD OF TRICKERY I became a female wolf to give birth to these 2.
@@loki4807 Interesting.
@@junebunny0712 It is the truth I tell you.
Wiggle wiggle
Tyler: concentrated quiet giant
Mark: loud man with deep voice
Ethan: "Friends, friends, friends" tiny Pinnochio boi
Dad I need to see the world
The same scale of size and noise can be used for dogs. Tyler: Newfoundland mark:husky ethan:chihuahua
Ethan is definitely a a Pomeranian Tyler is a tiger. Mark is basically whatever Hawaiian dog there is.
The Friendssong was a foreshadowing to Unus Annus.
Marks toy foreshadowed mimikyu
Oh my god. your a genius
True
sadly Sunday and the Galar fossils
the somg is catchy tho😭
Mark: you don't call your friends papa bear
Also mark like a yearish later: *speaking into a walkie talkie* hey it's papa bear
It comes full circle
Boom
Also Mark a year later: I’m a beAr rAwr Im a bEar
"hold me like a chicken" Mark to Ethan
@@faithalvarez2670 oh yeah its all coming together
I like that Mark and Ethan are openly discussing what their plans are for their toys and then Tyler is quietly concentrating on making a Warfstache Plushie and then executing it via hanging.
mark: it’s so cruel to throw away toys
also mark: *cuts all the toys into pieces and stitches them back together into literal nightmares*
Mark to Ethan: "You cried!"
Ethan: "I cried.."
Mark to Tyler: "You _almost_ cried"
Tyler: *_smirk_*
What's unique about this comment is not in fact the comment itself, but the fact that when you click *Read more* it shows absolutely nothing, and it shows *Show less* exactly where the *Read more* is
@@RileyTasticPlays Lol I'm not even getting a *Read more* / *Show Less* option
@@plasticsaturnia6307 I did on my laptop
R.I.P. Ethan
He never cries 😤
“IM GONNA MAKE THIS BABY A FURRY”- Ethan Nestor 2019
yay! more rep for the fandom!
That was one of my favorite moments of the whole video XD XD XD
Babyfur
666 likes 😲
@@Valetravelgames Thats a difrent thing
One of my primary sources of serotonin is Ethan saying something, it makes a surprise direct hit on Mark’s funny bone, and Mark then spends the next minute absolutely disabled by full-body laughter.
Same, it’s delightful
ethan naming the 5 senses 12:57
1. sight *grabs the hear*
2. smell
3. taste
4. touch
5. .....
me dying of laughter because I can barely breath
5. Sight?
I mean, grabbing the ear indicates hearing, so technically he had all five??
@@NeoMeconopsis i mean there are creatures the see through sound so. is ethan really wrong?
Ethan: demonic furry
Markiplier: nightmare fuel
Tyler: suicidal warfstache
Markiplier: Nightmare fuel with parasites
Ethan's is my favorite not because furry, but it is just funny
Mark's is a knockoff Mimikyu LMAO
mark literally made a mimikyu without realizing 🤣🤣
Rixy_Wolf//WolfosJR TAHHAHAHAH HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT?!
Mark: You cried
Ethan: I cried
Mark: You almost cried
Tyler: *DEAD STARE*
Wicked peyyayxx I cried more than the baby ethan slamed on the table
They don't call him "Stoneface Tyler" for no reason!
I was there...
@@Labrini_97 and yet his motto is Smiles always
Mark i do this all the time. Its so much fun for me . Though ontime i made a monstrocity
Mark being a masochist and secretly liking the towel smack
we gonna talk about the fact that mark just recreated mimikyu?
Tyler: *makes suicidal Warfstache*
Mark: *makes an STD*
Ethan: *makes a furry*
And together, they combine their powers to create...the Fraggles!
Well shit they're *all* messed up aren't they?
Now we need Warfstache's fursona that has an STD
Me: makes autism
@@vex7830 well that's sad
“Markiplier makes: dog toys”
Barely two minutes in: *whipping each other with fabric*
only a minute in
And then Ethan’s laugh- it sounded like a car-
@@w9bbrshi
@@aspen8403 pp
@Lucid Ferret yeah exactly 😂😂
All Weird Ethan Moments:
0:41 "doy tooy-”
1:11 (Sinister Ethan)
1:23 “Nenenehe- Nenenehe- (Ethan Car)
2:07 (uhhhh face’d Ethan)
2:22 (Sinister Surgery)
3:30 “Feels so *Right!”*
3:33 (Cut the Pika Poo!)
4:24 “OoOoOoOOoOOooo WooOooO, OOOOoooOoWOooOOoOoWUuUuUu, Friends friends friends-” ok no more
4:44 “-rub a dub dubbing-“
5:53 (Door creak) “I’m gonna make this baby a furry!”
5:55 “-baby a furry!”
6:24 “OOH I can use you!”
6:29 *”EHE.”* (Throws broken Toucan)
7:44 “Ow!- *FUUUU-“*
9:39 (why)
11:11 (continuing de line u kno?)
12:49 “-love the *Hunt!”*
12:58 “We’ve got sight. *We’ve got S I G H T.”*
16:46 *“How to tie a noose”*
18:42 “Markiplier *GAME.”*
19:01 “Buh bye!”
Thank you for this
Also 9:39
I feel so bad for mark because he put thought and love and a story into his and Henry and Chica completely ignored it for a furry and marks alt ego on a noose.
Ethan: googles how to tie a noose
Tyler: already knows
How does Tyler know?!
@@Ace-dn3lw he suffers of depression i think.
@@xslayerxp9237 Or he just knows so he could actually tie stuff with a rope.
It's an important thing to learn in life
it's not even a noose
Mark: CHICA!
Tyler:CHICA!!
Ethan:CHICA!!!
Henry: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
Dominique Luckystar great joke
Mark: “Well Chica’s a slut anyway, ...Henry!”
Omg nice one btw you should put that on tiktok
Thx for the like
Book Series?
I love that they seemed to have found something Ethan seems confident doing. He was so happy and content and it was Amazing to see. The result was a little scary, but the effort and happiness is a win
Marks toy: Pikachu if he was bought of the black market
Ethan's toy: Satan's true form
Tyler: suicidal markimoo
Ethan: Makes a furry
Tyler: makes a dog toy
Mark: Creates the Antichrist
Braxden Mahaffey Tyler’s actually turned out really well
The antichrist
Wade: makes a potato
Lol i literally cant stop laughing
TBH I only liked this because I was the 1000th. Ur welcome 😋😊
Tyler: “I feel like you have a friends song that teaches Mark about friendship.”
Mark: “Yeah sing”
Ethan, with no hesitation: *starts singing*
@@cinna7960 OOOOOH IS A KEY CHAAANGE (but actually it isn't), OOOOOH IS A KEY CHAAANGE, OOOOOH IS THE DISCLAIMER SOOOOOOOOoooooong
@@beluud5870 hello, unus annus buddies
Friends friends friends
Friends. Friends. Friends. Take a giant look at my giant peen
Andrew Johnston OH
I love the entire beginning of this video was chaos but they had so much fun
when mark mentioned the scene from toy story 3 and said "everyone cried because it was very sad"
i immediately remembered laughing hysterically at the scene when i first saw it
Ok edgelord.
Ethan: Emphasizes ears as one of the main features
Also Ethan: Names every one of the senses except for hearing
Ryan Moulder *points to ears* We’ve got sight.😳
it was sight
ikr 😂 that's literally what i was thinking at that exact moment
aww
"Chica's a solid."
-Wingus, 2019
That's Heapass to you
While he's not wrong, Chica's also technically a liquid and a gas as well, with bodily fluids and oxygen in her blood...
I thinks she's more of a liquid 😂
AgnusTale• アグナステイル she’s an absolute unit
CJ English he said slut.
i'm crying chica seemed so happy at the end there her entire body was wagging i.. i'm. i. eugh i love her
I just realized Ethan tied the noose to give to Tyler. That’s sweet in a concerning way 😂
I love the dynamic of these three.
Mark: ringleader with a sense of control, but always ends up distracted by his own shenanigans or Ethan's.
Ethan: chaotic cinnamon roll.
Tyler: actually doing the task efficiently.
@MothmanGhost Ethan is my favorite in these videos
@@yourlocalidiot109 agreed
I like the glasses boi. He an demonic cinnamon roll
Tyler is actually artistic and also laughs a lot lmao
kinda how it always goes afkshd
Ethan: do you want to eat a furry?
Mark: do you want to eat some parasites?
Tyler: dO yOu wANt tO eAt YouR dAD?
vore be like
@@Raptorhuman_ thanks i hate it
i prefer them grilled
Oof
This Made Me Laugh :) Thank You :)
I don't know why Bob being Rest In Pieces whilst Wade Rest In Species made me laugh so hard.
the first few minutes of the video is the definition of " child at heart "
Not gonna lie, Tyler’s looked the most durable lol
What are you taaaalking about. Mark's is obviously the best
Lol I know right, it looked tough enough for the dog to bite on
it’s the mustache
yeah that's what i thought too
I was thinking as well cause the other toys looked like they would fall apart.especially those worms 😂
“I’m gonna make this baby a furry”
~Ethan 2019
- Ethan Mark Nestor; March 5, 2019
i made it sound fancier, ur welcome
aikømei ...it’s the 5th 😂 but thank you human
Woah it’s Xyler Brynn! oh shit wait
i fixed it hehhehe
Jonah Trujillo nah fam i *just* unliked it for the reason of s a t a n
That's probably what my parents said when I was born-
Mark: "Do you remember Sid from the first movie?"
Me: "Yes, he's sitting right next to you."
"Here's a baby"
"A baby" -violently smashes that kiddo against the table-
Yes, that's a good dad
"Were making dog toys"
seconds later they're whipping each other
*GASP* this is just like my locker room but we get hit with hard wet towels to make it hurt. I can see why we have rash? (i think its called that) SO thats why the girl were afraid of us at gym we hit hard
Chain_Sol 22 Now I am not saying that you should stop doing it... but wet towels can actually draw blood and cut flesh. I also now of a story (which I checked to make sure it was true) from a camp I went to. The guys were screwing around in the cabin, hitting each other with towels. One dude really wound his strike up and hit another dude square in the sack, which promptly dropped with his balls to the floor. Dude had to go to the hospital in huge pain.
@@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 we were making sure to pull our whips (Since we were playing around) so no serious injuries but it did sting and yes we were crazy but thats in the past now l shoot people with my Nerf gun not as dangerous as wet towel tho l think are they?
Chain_Sol 22 Nerf guns are not usually strong enough to cause too much damage. Although a few here and there that are not powered and fired the traditional way (through motors and springs) can sometimes pack a decent punch. Something else that is kind of funny is that a couple off brand nerf knock-off guns are stronger and have greater range than their nerf counterpart. Although if you wanna see dangerous nerf just ridiculously then may I suggest watching "The most dangerous nerf" serious by ADHDs World.
@@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 thank you also l removed my air restriction for my sniper and i think l did that for my automatic idk been a while now that packs a punch (do not try side affects are in loosing your friend starting a nerf war and having the enemy with the same gun power and all that good stuff) and this is why we have anime otkau and waifu guys
Mark: "Chica, Uppus"
"UPPUS ANNUS"
HERE IT IS
I knew SOMEone else had to be in on this
BALDUS UPPUS
Aretha Coleman
Wait anal?
*y e s*
If this doesn't happen I will stab a wall
I love how Mark and Tyler just stare at Ethan when he didn't list the senses correctly 😭
Markiplier: WE'RE MAKING DOG TOYS!!!
Markiplier, EEF, and Tyler: *abuses each other*
Owner: (spends thousands of dollars on new toys)
Dog: I gotta say, this cardboard box is pretty cool.
I think that's us cats more than dogs.
Hey Daniel! :D
That's more cats, but it's also some dogs.
That is a nice cardboard box
My dog liked two socks tied together. That was his toy.
Ethan’s “Friends” song at 4:24 perfectly describes Unus Annus
Couldn't agree with you more
Couldn't agree with you more
Couldn’t agree with you more
Couldn’t agree with you more
Couldn’t agree with you more
5:39 the the greatest 18 seconds in human history
I feel as if Toy Story would’ve had a better ending if they faded to black with a down tone “You had a friend in me” as they roll towards the incinerator
Mark arguing when literally no one is disagreeing with him is a whole 2019 mood
ok no more people like this
Jeffrey The Cow 😂 sorry man lol
Amy was totally giving him a look off camera that got him defensive haha
666 likes
Dabonzo truuuuue lmao I wish they’d caught it on camera
*When the first few seconds of the video actually became a 'cloth-smacking' contest...*
100th like
THIS is boys will be boys
Should be its own short vedio
I love Ethan looking up how to tie a noose. I'm sure google was like "hey, please call this suicide hotline."
Thank god for subtitles!! I’m watching this with my deaf best friend and my other friend! I love these sub titles! It helps her so much!
1:44
Mark: Chica you remember this old toy
Chica: goes to grab toy
Mark: well it dead now. It’s gonna die. We’re gonna kill it.
TYLER IS SO CUTE!!! AND ETHAN!!!
Chica:............................
Chica: ok
Nobody:
Ethan grabbing ear: *wEv'e GoT sIGht*
lol
@Ep On lmao same
Then later in the video:
Ethan: did I mention sight? He has an eye
You mean Heapasa?
Lol XD
its been 4 years since this hell of a video, worth it honestly
What I love most about Markiplier Makes is you have Mark rambling nonsense for the camera while Ethan and Tyler are just focused on their creations. It's adorable, like watching primary school kids where you have one loud mouth and the others who just want to learn.
Ethan: Mine has sight
Mark: Mine can scream in pain
Tyler: *I MADE A WARFSTACHE EFFIGY*
@@l3ila219 Nice job, what's yours from?
@@huh4829 ngl I thought your profile pic was from Missio
@@evyzer Looks similar but it is from the song Choke
this comment and your profile picture are amazing. I love IDKHow
@@princxssj Same, thanks a lot
Petition to have ethan make a full cover of his 'friends' song
Signed
Signed in my blood
Where do I sign?
Signed
Where's the petition
Did mark simply make a new version of mimikyu? Yes, yes he did
9:39 made me laugh so hard
Mark: *Kills every person who says something bad to chica*
Also Mark: *wElL cHiCa'S a SlUt AnYwAy!*
Lmao
@Rae Roxx yup!
well yea and well no and well maby and well never and well penis
@@drakegiacometti309 what
i would fight someone on spot for saying something bad to my dog but i also bully him so much 💀
No one:
Ethan: HoW tO TiE a NoOsE
YUP
i actually dont know how to make a hangman noose tbh
Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
@@starrypines590 I was thinking of that lol 😂
what makes this better is when you realize he talks like that sometimes
Mark really made lore for his dog toy, Tyler made fanart and Ethan made an eldritch horror
It’s great to see Tyler look a lot happier
I'm impressed at how mark caught those balls of yarn flawlessly and didn't skip a beat while talking
Maynor Yanes me too. I said woah
Same.
Same bruh
Maynor Yanes, meee tooooo!!
No one else reacted
I love how these videos are always just Mark and Ethan talking smack to each other while Tyler works silently, and Marks creations are almost always the most horrifying
Except for the pie. Ethan's was a freak show.
don't forget about the pizza and cake.
Ethans is the most horrifying most of the time 😂
Mark essentially made Mimikyu, Ethan made some sort of bootleg Perry the Platypus, and Tyler made a Voodoo Doll
And the best
That flattering picture of wade is gold.
My dad: buys a toy for our dog
Our dog: :(
Me:makes a cardboard ball and wraps it in tape
Our dog: :)
Who else wants a full version of Ethan's song?
Me too
Yas
Me
Who Doesn't?
HE SOUNDS LIKE AN ELDER SINGING XD
me: Ethan's isn't that bad
Ethan: *turns it around*
me: o h n o
Lmao I was literally about to comment "Ethan's toy actually looks the best" but then he turned it around
tyler’s laugh is so goofy and it gives me everything i need in life
You can see Ethan tying his noose at 9:29
Imagine being in a waiting room and hearing
Okay countdown from 10
10
*loud ass thud*
kokichi ouma I WAS EATING FUCKING RAMEN NOODLES AND I WAS DRINKING THE EXTRA JUICE I STARTED LAUGHING AND IT WENT OUT MY NOSE, I GOT A DAMN NOSE BLEED *intense wheezing and laughing whilst struggling to get a towel or paper towel to stop the nose bleed*
Necroboy the doctor could not save you today..,
XxWolf_ShotxX XxAlphaxX| that happened to me but i was just drinking soda on his mad libs video.. yea my nose was burning for a while
"Oh...it happened again..."
"Just get a helmet and sedate 'im.... *NEXT* "
XxWolf_ShotxX XxAlphaxX OH MY GOD LOLLLLLLLL
1- Sight
2- Smell
3- Taste
4- Touch
5- *Sight*
*THE FIVE SENSES*
Insert Name Here What? I couldn't hear you.
@@siamenace4680 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want to correct you but I dont know if this is a joke yet
@@leelasuelane6544 uh it's literally in the video? Lol
@@insertnamehere6191 haven't finished yet
me: peacefully watching this video
also me: "he kinda looks like my grandpa..."
my grandpa: "the fu-"
1:22 istg I fucking lose it with Marks laughter and them just being silly XD
Ethan’s laughter actually
Ethan: HITS BABY ON TABLE
Mark: Uhhhhh jesus christ
Ethan: YOu GOt tO KNocK It Out bEfOre yOu pErform SuRgerY
I don't want ethan to be my surgeon
Clare Bear I trust that man with my fucking life
*is no one talking about how good these men can sew?*
except mark..
Haven't even got 2 minutes into the video but I trust your judgement
jxss 😂😂😂😂me
@@YTDaveyyyy he said men
u r
6:33 one of my favorite Ethan laughs
The towel whipping start of this video keeps me coming back
Humans always have way more fun with dog toys than the dogs themselves.
True story, I stole one of my dogs' duck toys for myself.
Ikr
@@bluelfsuma same but is stole about 5-10 toys
@@bluelfsuma i read that wrong
im sorry
PebbleSpark - Warriors Fan (O_O) OH um
Best quote of the year:
"You gotta knock it out before you perform surgery" ~Ethan 2019
5:52 I LOST IT HERE BRO
This video really puts me straight in my feels about what a dream this would have been for Ethan just a few years ago. Their friendship makes me so happy!
“You gotta knock it out before you preform surgery”
~crankgameplays 2019
I didn't know Ethan was an anesthesiologist.
>preform
2:20 2:50
*BANGS BABY ON TABLE*
"You gotta knock it out before you perform surgery."
😂🤣
when chica is shaking her little bootie is precious, that’s a loved pup
edit: and when ethan is making her ears go flip flop my heart melted i love chica and henry so much it hurts
"We are going to make dogs toys!"
*ONE MINUTE PASSES*
Starts whipping each other in the room.
*Classic Markimoo's videos... xD*
Pesterenan why did I cringe to this. Like, we have eyes...😂
I'd say seconds later.
-deep breath- yes
Lol
He likes to keep it origianal
I almost died when they made Ethans voice into the car starter
Oh no! Was it the asphyxiation from your laughing?!
Omg sameee i had to pause the video because it was too much for me. Its at 1:22 😂
I was hoping they would put the guy hitting his car with a tree saying "sTaRt, MoFoKeR"
9:49 why does Mark's look like a gaudier version of Mimikyu? 😂
I like that even here, Ethan can't name all five of the senses. This is truly on brand.
4:13-5:05
Friendship song
3 types of dog toy creators
1- I'm going to make a furry
2-*makes Pikachu infested with worms and a hot dog*
3- quite but makes a voodoo doll
Quiet*
@@skye5578 It was edited lol
TYLER DIDNT MOVE UNTIL 30 seconds in 😂😂😂
Chica~! Every time she appears in the back I feel like screaming of joy.
3:46
Mark: entirely separates Pikachu's head from the rest of its body.
Ethan: cuts the tiny little ear off of Pikachu.
Mark: *WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!*
Ethan: chicas a solid
My brain: yes the floor here is made out of floor
Amethyst Quartz, IIIIISSSS THAAAAATTTT SPIIIINNNEEEELLL???!!!?!???
Jack: I have to have experience to have experience
Yes the dead meme here is made of dead meme
logan sayers yes comment is 2 months old ya uncultured swine
9:49 mark really out here reinventing mimikyu
I like Mark slowly and unconsciously building a mimikyu
Mark as a dad
Child: *has dream*
Mark: "you see this dream? It's gonna die. We're gonna kill it."
Child: .-.
\_(》_》)_/
I dont know why I did this
Mark: impressively catches two yarn balls whilst talking
Ethan: snippiy snippiy
Sora Ishido12 hes just practicing how to murder his next victim lol
Ethan Scissor hands