We Made Slightly Offensive Kid's Toys for Markiplier
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00:00 Intro
03:27 Vessi Shoes
05:27 Shark Bank Intro
06:07 Barbie Vape Kit
08:15 Hush Little Baby
11:20 Death Is a Part of Life
13:42 TikTok Babies
17:23 Stop It
19:49 Outro - Zábava
imagine going into the wrong room, thinking you're just gonna do a show and tell, and they start offering 2,000,000 for nothing.
Wren had me dying at that part
$2,000,000 to think
3,000,000 for walking
I just love Wren.
Urs
“Jordan’s counter counter counter offer: $1M for handshake” “Mark’s counter counter counter counter offer: $2M to think about it” when I tell you I was CACKLING LMAO the bits and the editing in this video were amazing omg
I love Jordan's face when Wren shakes both their hands haha
And the fact that Wren wasn't intending to sell anything to begin with.
lol that joke caught me so off-guard
asterisks not air quotes
Mark stealing the idea was comedy gold. "I'm going to steal your idea. I'm going to use 3d printing instead of injection molding. Your patents won't hold up in court. They're all mine now." Just beautiful
"welcome to the industry"
and then he just starts sobbing
agreed
"Nobody likes watching their people and their babies more then the Chinese Government." - Markiplier 2022.
"Max skillfully negotiated himself out of 100% of his own company." I lost it there 🤣
''Max didn't have any plans for the 5000$, he was scared of the dim future he has created for himself.'' made me laugh as well
I died
Same pfp 💀
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅😆😆😆 lmao fam that is no cap 100 lit fam
@@michaelwesten4624 please stop.
“Mark’s offer: steal ideas” that killed me hahahha the whole shark tank bit was so great, love how much everyone committed to it
noooooo, its shark bank
"It's super effective!"
Markiplier did steal content from Rooster Teeth. He was a regular guest while the show Day 5 was in production - Then after the show was cancelled he stole the script and re-used it on his own show. Rooster Teeth tried legal action against him, but Mark pays more for lawyers than Warner Media does.
The best thing is that this actually happened on several occasions in Shark Tank and its international versions (like the German one).
It might really be the worst television show in the history of mankind.
@@topogigio7031 liar
Wren is so wholesome but also always comes up the darkest stuff, like his insane bowling animation.
It's always the quiet ones.
Sometimes ya gotta have the right outlet to maintain the wholesome side, from what I've seen. ;) That's why it's usually the quiet ones.
“insane”
OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP STIGMATIZE MENTAL ILLNESSES. PLEASE. FUCKING PLEASE.
I would actually buy the “Jack Daniels pacifier for babies” lmao that’s actually a great gift for Father’s Day great for bonding with dad
Theres an actual product for that that I have seen within the last couple of weeks.
Oh wow, if that was actually in the video then it was cut out.
i absolutely love the phrase "ethically murdered rats"
They were given a last meal of their choice before they were sent to the revolver mouse trap.
That reminds me of how people are selected for in-depth searches in Paris airports: "Your name has been computer-selected." It's meant to sound like "it's random" but it actually sounds like "we made an algorithm to recognize your ethnicity based on your name, and we're calling out all Arabs."
This episode got me crying
@@nullclips3700 Bit like how they did with turkeys in South Park.
me too
19:38 "Ironically, he could do nothing to Stop It."
That was such a genius line.
That line made the episode.
I think this is my favorite video Corridor has ever put out. The slightly offensive videos are fantastic.
Agreed 👍
Marks reaction at 18:17 is the most “da fuq” thing i’ve ever seen from him
Markiplier is so good at pretending to be an evil business man wtf
Yes, "pretending". That's what he's doing... "Pretending".
I really hope Mark never leaves 😭✨
@@DaanWassen everything must end eventually. 🌀
He really gave off Jensen Ackles Soldier Boy vibes with the way he talked and looked, for me at least.
suspicioslly good if you ask me
The funniest part is that as a lego nerd, I know more than one company that does military custom figures/vehicles, so Wren's "Vietcong Lego Set" is kind of a real thing-
13:47 both socially and medically got me 💀
15:38 nah im crying now real tears its all coming together 💀 chinese tik tok real tears
In case people are wondering: Brickmania and BrickTactical. Trade off between price and quality.
Both halo, and cod sets exist, so no surprise there
Banbao, sluban, mega bloks (mega construx now) and they're all woefully inferior quality wise
The speeches, the buyers, the inventors… Literally everything is hilarious
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I love how at the end Mark fully embraced his evil role and stole everything off of that grieving man.
"Max skillfully negotiated himself out of 100% of his own company"
This quote will forever live in my head rent free
TBF it is actually a smart play because legal fees are a bitch.
Lmaoooo that part is hilarious
My name is max
@@sonyafaulhaber7671 No it’s sonya haha 😂😂😂😂😂😊
This quote is gonna live rent free in my head for years
Wren's delivery for his toy pitches was amazing. Literally everything was wrong xD From the use of Comic Sans as his text, to not finishing his own sentences, it was like he was intentionally sabotaging himself.
The fact that it ended with a 2 million dollar deal without giving up his idea or his company was both wonderful and absolutely mystifying
It was like he was intentionally sabotaging himself because he was, in fact intentionally sabotaging himself
@@saturnity6 take your meds, grandpa! You're talking crazy, now!
“Pitch” I get it.
honestly screamed “awkward nerd with autism tries to do buisnessy things”
@@creamcheese746 You ever stepped up to the pitcher's mound at a baseball game, threw the ball _behind you,_ in the opposite direction of the batter, and have the umpire call the throw a strike against the batter anyway?
Because that's what Wren did here. He's a genius... maybe?
18:55 Greatest child's toy reference joke ever made. Mark is a comedic genius. Hilarious video.
15:19
The Bat soup one has to be the best one, I was cackling when that was unveiled. the Brazilian one is the "Sopa do Macaco" playset. both are a 10/10 delicacy.
Mark is (unsurprisingly) a really skilled comedic performer. His timing and all of the improv he pulled off was fucking hilarious. I hope he judges everything.
"I'm gonna steal your ideas" was one of the funniest moments I think I've ever seen on this channel.
I mean.... he's already started "stealing" CZcams content, why not ideas for products too?
@@Tacocat227 Huh???
@@Tacocat227 please elaborate
Guys.... look at the link I commented. Literally 9 day ago Mark did a stream called "Stealing other people's content"
@@Tacocat227 there is no comment you're lying
Love how Mark is using a mallet as a cane/pointer thing.
It's as if they took him away from fixing the Boom Boom Room, put a jacket on him, and told him to be an evil business man
Simultaneously hilarious and horrifying.
He is also wearing safety glasses, so I'm betting you're right 😂
That may be exactly what happened
bold of you to assume that isn't exactly what happened
Lord not the boom boom room🤣🤣🤣
9:10 “ethically murdered rats” fucking killed me dead
“Is there a dead body of the inventor of the candy bat soup in the alley outside?”
“Yeh...”
These episodes are comedic brilliance 😂
wren's strategy of showing an incredible product and then just not starting a bid was brilliant
This one has been the funniest "slightly offensive" episode by far... was on the floor laughing - you have to make a second one of these!
yeah they really need to do a sequel
how did you watch the whole video when you were on the floor laughing. smh people on youtube🧐
@@snoepjes6486 Guess you've never heard of metaphorically speaking, smh.
@@skulkingrogue7472 guess you never heard of sarcasm (smh (forreal thistime))
This world is rapidly passing away and I hope that you repent and take time to change before all out disaster occurs! Belief in messiah alone is not enough to grant you salvation - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36) if you believed in Messiah you would be following His commands as best as you could. If you are not a follower of Messiah I would highly recommend becoming one. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life - Revelation 3:20.
Contemplate how the Roman Empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13 over the course of 1260+ years. Revelation 17 confirms that the beast is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years going back to Babylon and before, C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate once you start a relationship with God.
Can't get a response from God? Fasting can help increase your perception and prayer can help initiate events. God will ignore you if your prayer does not align with His purpose (James 4:3) or if you are approaching Him when "unclean" (Isaiah 1:15, Isaiah 59:2, Micah 3:4). Stop eating food sacrificed to idols (McDonald's, Wendy's etc) stop glorifying yourself on social media or making other images of yourself (Second Commandment), stop gossiping about other people, stop watching obscene content etc. Have a blessed day!
this whole video killed me I absolutely loved it especially with mark and the judges PROFESSIONAL offers! lmao loved the shark tank rip off they actually took it seriously and it actually almost looked like a real tv show for a few moments xDDD
Barbies first blunt
When he said “Hush baby comes with an attachment” I thought he was going to attach a real gun to the suppressor and make things A LOT darker
But it went way darker than a gun. The trebuchet idea really got me.
Imagine bringing the gun closer to the suppressor as you say "Here comes the aeroplane"
@@souptikb7 I wonder if it comes in different sizes? Small, medium large etc. Or is it one size fits all, and is variable for height and distance thrown?
I was waiting for it, but it never came
How is a gun darker than a trebuchet?
"I do not feel that these markets coincide in a synergistically effective way." just the delivery of that line was gold! That was easily the funniest part of the video for me.
Sam's face after the bat soup unveil has added about 5 years to my lifespan
Was waiting for the baby ball gag 😂😭
The person who wrote the intro/outro narrations for each 'inventor' deserves more credit. Bloody hilarious!
Excellent entertainment as always, Corridor.
do you think they used that ai voice generator from one of the previous eps for the british voice over?
@@RhetoricalTraveling Thought the same, sounds like it tbh
Mark asking genuinely good questions was so funny
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5:47 “Made for kids, by kids.” That cracked me up!
Love that nick is more in front of the camera than behind it. He’s great
That was great. Wren getting millions for nothing and being confused about it was hilarious, but Mark openly admitting to stealing the Stop It idea killed me with laughter!
It’s insane that I didn’t realize these were AI generated images until it tried to generate text. Says a lot about where this technology can go.
did you just not watch the intro....?
@@SmokesKwazukii SmasherJet has places to be, things to do, not time to watch silly things like intros. Give them the gyott-dang cliff notes and move on!
Have you seen the faces though? :-)
😎
@@SmokesKwazukii tbh I watched the intro and the half way through the vid i remembered all the images were AI generated
I don’t know why but that image of a cat made me crack up laughing 😂😂😂 17:49
I love watching Niko and Sam laugh at each others presentations lol
Man i love this slightly offensive series. I dont usually watch corridor crew but this is funny so im here in seconds every time a new video like this comes up
The baby launcher
It's offensive humor done right and I absolutely love it.
As a serbian I lold at your username
Mark asking about the nicotine addiction definitely through everyone off. Love it
So, the good news is that read out loud your sentence makes perfect sense, because "through" and "threw" are homophones, but when visually read, uh, it doesnt make as much sense.
I really hope you're using voice to text. Threw*
@@EnigmaGameMaster *thorough
@@saorise28 🤮
On top of that he also slips in a good message by doing that.
7:32 “And what do you have to find in the crash scene? The black box.”
Or alternatively, the Black bllo ctoK̷͖̱͔̀̀͘̕
Guys, this was the most hilariously written skit you've ever made.
Mark unironically becoming a part of the Corridor Crew is one of my favorite things that's happened this year
Once again mark’s improv acting was amazing here but the “i’m gonna steal you ideas” was the best
19:30
I laughed so hard at this, I think it damaged my throat and I've been coughing for 2 days, lol.
5:41 whoever wrote this script is a LEGEND😂
A euphoria Rue parody on purpose?
Wrens “HA!” at 9:47 made be bust out laughing. He was so shocked he broke character for a second. This whole episode is too funny.
It’s always a nice surprise to see Mark in these videos. Still not used to seeing him yet.
lmao same
has he joined corridor crew or smt
@@lioplimusic4742 yeah
Same dude.
@@lioplimusic4742 he’s an intern
10:01 what happens is you get a free and quick red paint job on the wall
Holy shit, tiko is so grimly dystopian and horrifyingly true to life.
Markiplier freakin got me @14:56 🤣🤣🤣
mark is so well trained by try not to laugh challenges
And Jordan has some work to do in that department. 😂
Proffesional, Mark grade, anti-laughter duckface 😄
This world is rapidly passing away and I hope that you repent and take time to change before all out disaster occurs! Belief in messiah alone is not enough to grant you salvation - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36) if you believed in Messiah you would be following His commands as best as you could. If you are not a follower of Messiah I would highly recommend becoming one. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life - Revelation 3:20.
Contemplate how the Roman Empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13 over the course of 1260+ years. Revelation 17 confirms that the beast is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years going back to Babylon and before, C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate once you start a relationship with God.
Can't get a response from God? Fasting can help increase your perception and prayer can help initiate events. God will ignore you if your prayer does not align with His purpose (James 4:3) or if you are approaching Him when "unclean" (Isaiah 1:15, Isaiah 59:2, Micah 3:4). Stop eating food sacrificed to idols (McDonald's, Wendy's etc) stop glorifying yourself on social media or making other images of yourself (Second Commandment), stop gossiping about other people, stop watching obscene content etc. Have a blessed day!
I love the fact that Mark is showing up in more of these videos now, such a great addition to the cast
He's actually an intern for corridor
@@coltforceplayer Jaja... *_HE IS WHAT?_*
@@specterknight0542 yeah he said he took an intern job for Corridor
8:11 the narrator, can't stop laughing 🤣😂
Love the Dino Dan soundtrack that starts playing at 13:34
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Can mark just stay a part of Corridor Crew forever 😂
Please no.
@@Dark0neone ?
Nah, doesnt fit
I was sceptical at first, but he is a perfect fit.
@@Tom-do8lw Not even coming at this from a Markiplier fan angle, but seeing this video and still thinking he doesn't fit is very odd to me.
The "stop it" one really cracked me up. The fact that he was on the verge of tears (very emotional) and the pained expression when mark makes his move.
Chef's kiss.
“A bag full of rodents and a dream of a quieter tomorrow” is a chilling line
9:43 THAT EXPLOSIVE HA- TOOK ME TF OUT
This was legitimately one of the funniest episodes you guys have ever put out. Would love to see more of these.
13:28 I though the first clap was the sound of his back snapping
This is the best bit I've come across in a long time, I know it's a 1 off but there's so much potential.
The 'Stop It' and the build up to it might be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
13:00 mark's "ouh" xD
love that nobody is taking anything seriously and everyone just breaks character and just moves on with it leaving it in the cut
just feels very fresh in this day and age when everyone else seems so anal about everything
wren: "Im going to make a toy I wish I had as a kid."
also wren: 11:29
i love this video
I love how the one good toy idea was the one that was stolen but all of the really bad offensive toy ideas were bought 😂
Yet another reason why this collab with Mark is the best idea you yt.
He’s delightfully demented, and you guys endorse that. Content gold.
This format of entertainment is so silly, I love the interpretative value corridor sometimes brings to the table. You guys never deliver a boring video. It's phenomenal!
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The Stop it section is probably the best and most funniest stuff you guys and markiplier have ever made, imo.
17:03 should have said “no… what do you think the soup is made of in our editable prototypes…”
7:06 nick and wren 😂😂😂
-"Trebu-Hush, maybe someone else can fix your baby, wherever it lands."
-"Trebu-Hush, saving parents and launching love."
The ads writes themselves...
Jordan's trying so hard not to laugh that he's tearing up XD
One of my favorite parts. He looks like he's in agony lol
17:33 looking like Daniel Day Luis from Gangs of New York, or the circus leader in the Panic at The Disco "I write sins not tragedies" music video 😂😂😂.
Either way it's a great look
9:45 I love how Wren just starts to laugh there but then realised he really shouldn't
15:11 BASED MARK
This really shows off all their improv skills and its a joy
“Now if that baby just won’t stop crying” as he is making strangling gestures 😂😂😂😂 favorite pitch 8:59
9:32 - Trebu-hush already on the screen. 🤣
LEGO Plane Crash Investigation scene is something I'd definitely buy like crazy. It is a great idea for a MOC
I hope this becomes a series
Yes, please! @CorridorCrew
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This is hands down probably the best Corridor Crew video. Really right up there with the top content. Bravo!
8:26 This entire buildup had me on the edge of my seat no cap I was grasping tf outta my knees
7:45 The use of Lemmino background music while talking about a flight crash is too perfect
Wow, this was spectacular and what elevated it was how much they got into their roles. I loved Wren's and Nick's the most. Wren not even selling his ideas and getting money and Nick's sob story and the foreshadowing when he's presented were so good. And I like how Mark seems to be a regular now, he plays really well with the team.
Oh my goodness, this is the best thing I've seen in a long while. Absolutely hilarious, love seeing how everyone's humor comes out and meshes here, the use of AI for it is super clever and interesting, and I was captivated and entertained all the way through! Love it completely.
I love the fact that it's the usual gang up to usual antics, and by Christ is this one of those antics, and then there's Mark just there in the mix. Not as a crossover, not as a celebrity guest, he's just there to learn better vfx the best way he knows how: by doing dumb stuff with friends.
15:25 all of the stages of grief represented in their reactions right here 😂😂 bat soup playset - I'll buy 10 million
"No one likes watching their people and their babies the Chinese Government" got me dying Mark is hilarious
13:23 Marks reaction to the shake technique lmao
11:41 Mark’s reaction EXACTLY 😂🤣
17:10 Oh my god look at marks legs
@9:46 I like how Wren facial expression after laughing was like, wait maybe I shouldn't be laughing at this. Morals colliding.
13:05 No. No. Yes! YES! 😂🤣 DawG this is some next level Yes and-ing
The fact that my dude man was holding in a laugh so hard that he was crying…… literally made the video for me. *mwah* chef’s kiss… (and chef’s creepy demonic kids.)
I would make a toy called the ,”Unlucky Ducky”
The whole premise of the toy is to be an evolved version of the Jack In The Box except it’s a duck that waddles around and quacks happily with a random timer on it. Whenever the timer runs out the head explodes into roughly 15 different peices that you have to puzzle back together.
you have just invented a duck grenade
@@Kahoneki Duck and Cover takes a new meaning.
@@Valsorayu oh no...
I love these overly dramatic comedy skits, definitely some of my favorite videos on this channel. This video is on the same level as the "someone shot our TV" and "Nico broke his own rules" videos. The "slightly offensive" part is also hilarious.
We need more of this, the dark humour is just perfect
14:10 Tiktok Babies.
Bruh, that's just poor little Wren Eleanor.