Hand Simulator with Tanks and GoKarts and Bob and Wade
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- čas přidán 6. 12. 2019
- It's 3am and I'm too tired to write a description. We play hand simulator and there's tanks and go karts and bob and wade are there too. I made the thumbnail in about 2 minutes I'm sorry. I'll update it when I get some sleep.
- Hry
"I'm right next to you."
"I know you are but what am I?!"
Can't tell if genius or brainless
@@quantumblauthor7300 both
@@jeezuhskriste5759 a brain so wrinkled it's smooth
@@Redbikemaster if a hill is too large, a man standing at the top could mistake it for plains
@@Redbikemaster A brain so wrinkled that his wrinkles are microscopic, rendering it smooth?
GREATEST thing Bob has ever said: "I'm like the United Nations. I'm just here to observe but I'm not gonna participate"
Everything Bob says is the greatest
American imperialism: *I'ma bout to end this man's whole career*
@@loz2590 lol nice
🤣
17:36
“e n d me”
“thats n o t me”
i felt that
11 year old emo?
This is at 6:18
you what?
you huh
@@justanotakuandasinglemom5355 no. you 11 year old emo?
See the funny thing is that Wade actually did kill himself, he went so far forward into Bob’s tank that his barrel pushed the fire lever on Bob’s tank back and died
Yeah but then wouldn't that also happen to Wade's tank?
@@Corbin4306 depends on if bob's barrel hit the lever as well
@@Flurquoise This is even more amazing since this means that Wade, in that instance, exposed a bug that would have most likely gone unnoticed. Players can move parts on other players tanks.
@@Flurquoise This is quite telling then, because it means that the way the devs coded their bullets is a raycast starting from the beginning of the tanks barrel or a Game Object with the same spawn point... curious - w- maybe they couldn't have fixed this glitch? XD
@@intenseavarice34 kinda like if you're dead in grenade toss,you can push around the grenades of the other people.
*"I've got both balls firmly grasped."*
_-Wade, 2019_
F I R M L Y G R A S P I T
"I can't fondle the balls after the ready button, but before the ready button I'm god." -also Wade, 2019
"I can't fondle the balls"
-Also Wade, 2019
Puts da lotion on yer skin, or else ye get de hose again
Why does this seem like cursed comments material
Mark: actually having fun while playing Hand Simulator
Everyone: *Wait that’s illegal*
Me: O_O
I almost didnt wanna like this comment bc the number was perfect: 696
*I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK*
*THATS NOT WHAT YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO*
meanwhile in the description: *dead*
I love how every time Mark goes over the bridge in the GoKart his right arm convulses like it's *_possessed by a thousand demons on cocaine._*
Why must the Bridge be haunted
No,
It’s the steering wheel
Micheal Reeves has entered the chat.
That's the best analogy I've seen for something.
13:11 Mark's quiet and slow humming of "Flight of the Valkyries" while he searches for Bob is partially funny and partially terrifying.
Have you seen him snipe tho
@@lukeemia8672 that snipe tho
terrifyingly hilarious
@fire guy actually subjective
the fact that you find this man terrifying, if I saw him, coming at me, in an alley with a knife, I would pull out my budget self defense items and protect myself
Mark: Beginner-Pro
Bob: Trained-Pro
Wade: Paralyzed Paraplegic
Paralyzed Panzerlied Paraplegic.
Lmao
I 100% believe this post.
FRAMES
Nah switch Mark and Bob, he was the best at the tanks
My favorite line ever: Physics be damned, bones be damned, and FUCK EVERYTHING
32:40
nice pfp:)
@@ollievalentine127 thank you
Yes
@@melvinlovesyou_ thanks
I haven't laughed so hard in my entire life, that fucking seen when Mark loses his wheel killed me
I wanted to like your comment but then saw its at 69 likes so you're welcome
i died when wade went to the roof
Scene* seen is the past tense of saw
@@killerwolfpack past participle*
Bro
, I laughed so hard I couldn’t even breathe
Wade screaming “Where am I?! Aaaaaaah!” At 30:05 Sounded like he was genuinely terrified.
Thank you so much for timestamping that! I was searching for this part it almost literally makes me die laughing
That moment always gets me! Thanks fore the timestamp!
This is what true fear sounds like
“Its like a artillery on wheels!”
-Big Brain
-Markiplier
stop
So World of Tanks would be called... World of Artillery on Wheels
The 2019 thing is really anoyying just stop
Big brain time
There different classes of tanks artillery types become stationary when firing due to the recoil
Bob: "Should we do artillery battles again?"
Mark: "Oh god, no."
Wade: "How about tanks?"
Mark: "Yeah! Its like artillery on wheels!"
Me: *confusion intensifies*
@@riskyy2657 shut up
@Wayne Stop motion markilpear is my favorite CZcamsr...
Tracks*
I wanna comment
@Wayne Stop motionI hope you're messing with me and in getting woooooshed, but they're trying to promote their channel, look at a bunch of other comments and you'll see that they're just replying omg markilpear commented on my video.
I feel like Bob saying “I have full control of my tank already, where are you dumbasses?” perfectly encapsulates the whole 3 peens dynamic
"I'm like the UN, I'm just here to observe, not participatin- GOTTEM."
Lmao😂
Just like the simulations.
When they said tanks, I wasn’t expecting literal tractors with cannons lol
Google the Bob Semple tank its a ww2 tank that was legit a tractor underneath
Lol reminds me of Toxin Tractors in CnC generals
@@claytoncastel it was so good that the Japanese is too scared to invade new Zealand
I will be turning my john deer 110 into a tank after it has served its final lawn.
DIY Dads:
*My goals are beyond your understanding*
"Can we have MarioKart?"
"We have MarioKart at home."
MarioKart at home:
Markiokart
Nah, this is better than mariokart
The carts and the tanks both fit this.
Nah more like "World of Tanks: Great Value Addition"
The genuine tears in the eyes happiness that Wade experiences when he finally manages to actually play in the tank game is slightly heartwarming, but mostly amusing.
The tank game actually looks like the most playable hand simulator
“Just pull and Go right!”
“ î ūñdêrštæńd thë jįśt œf it mŷ frīėñd”
Time stamp?
@@robtheone2689 5:51
I love Wade lmfao
Truly underrated quote
6:17
“e n d m e”
“that’s not me”
@Connor Dean LMAO
*”it’s a new day”*
i felt that
@Connor Dean LMFAO
Me to God after I wanted to die but he took my dogs instead :')
*”oh you sweet succulent baby”*
“Not the words I wanted to use”
When does Wade EVER use desirable words...?
but which word, is the wrong word
Basically wade in every video 😂
Every hand simulator
Wade: screaming and cussing in frusteration
Bob and Mark: fighting like children
copied-
Why did wade at 15:01 make me emotional? Him going “this is the best moment of my day” made me wanna hug him so bad
He even said best moment of his life
Wade: Finally turns left
“OH YOU SWEET SUCCULENT BABY”
I'm not decided on if that's insinuating food, regular, or child porn
not what I meant but ok
Sally Sue wait, the holy grail
Isn’t that the movie that has “ it’s just a flesh wound” part in it
@@kingfordvr5863 Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of my favorite movies
@@barns612
what if it's all three
"I'm coming for youseEEE"
*Yancy intensified*
I literally came to the comments to see if anyone has said this XD
*"I don't wanna be fre-"*
Leave me in luxury
29:55
Bob: "If I get anywhere near the bridge I just fucksplode."
Wade: "WHÆRE ÆM I!??! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
"Sometimes the kids fires back!" is such a mood. Especially in a game of tanks.
"Oh I'm sorry, I'm having an existential crisis in my GoKart!"
Brickmaster E it’s Todoroki😂
When I saw him flipping out in his go kart I laughed so hard! 😂
Mood
“I fear no man, but that thing”: *Mark in a tank* “it scares me”
That's not a tank, but a tractor with cannon.
abit late but Mark would be the one person that could snipe others with that from hundreds of miles away
Tf2 reference....
*IS NICE*
Some say he is still riding that tank
nice tf2 meme
Final Score for Tank Battle
Mark: 13
Wade: 3
Bob: 12
Marks snipe tho
Thank you for your sacrifice my friend
“I’m pulling so hard on these balls!!”
“I’ve got both these balls firmly grasped”
- Wade 2019
_"FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!"_
r/suddenlygay
Mark: I touched you and everything went wrong
Bob: I regret touching you
THAT WHAT SHE SAID
22:12 one of you is just inside of me and i dont like it
*Flashbacks to Markiplier's Magic Touch*
Somehow Mark forgetting to put the game up, the game erupting into panic, and then him bringing it up mid panic with everything continuing to spiral just made it 10x funnier.
15:22 "I killed God, what does that make me?" IS SUCH A RAW LINE WHAT
Wade: "LEFT! YES, LEFT!! Oh, you sweet, succulent baby..."
Mark and Bob: *Confused silence with a hint of concern*
Wade: "Not the words I wanted to use..."
7:58 in case someone out there wants to know the timestamp in the future.
Me:The test shouldn’t be hard
Test: *B R Į D G Ę*
"MY ARM IS GONE, EVERYTHING TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, JESUS! JESUS, GRAB THE WHEEL!!"
yep, sounds like a test to me
Driving test? Yep. Wish me luck.
@@a_very_burnt_steak 🍀
B r I d G e
@@stuckinthesarcasm9894 JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL ,TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS!
14:45 Ah, yes, the Phantom Menace, now staring Mark as Maul, Bob as Qui-Gon, and Wade as Obi-Wan
Qui-Bob and Obi-Wade
@@Spunkysockand maurk
I like how in the first half of tanks, mark and bob were having epic fights and wade was just like "alright i guess were going this way now"
I like how "frames" just became their inside joke ever since fishing simulator
More like the grenade one
remember, the safety word is "frames"
It would appear so much if mark played warframe with them
Oh Yeah
Mark:FRAMES FRAMES FRAMESS FRAAAAMEESSSS
Bob And Wade:*dieing of laughter*
Me: *alreadly ded
Nicolette Hilke oh do you mind me asking what locked on target is a throwback too? I’ve been subscribed for about 6 months now so I probably haven’t seen the video your talking about.
Tank
“It’s like artillery on wheels”
- Big brain Markiplier 2019
You just copied the other one
@@zakbal1202 lets face it, everyone copies everone
Technically we are copying the person who created the English language
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts we still copy it
Well modern English obviously I’m not talking about Beowulf
"Hey now don't be mean," says Bob as he shoots Wade.
Mark: "Like a parent disciplining a child."
Bob: "You know, how parents shoot their children with their tank!"
Wade shoots Bob: "Sometimes the kids fire back!"
Timestamp?
@@lionking960118:35
@@sunshineholtzlander5593 Saw it, funny af
Mark: *Shoots Bob's tank thinking it was Wade's*
Mark: *Sees Wade's tank close to Bob's*
Mark: *finds out how to shoot*
Mark: *turns into a New Yorker*
Mark: ImMa CoMmInG fOr YoUsE
Its his inner Yancy coming out
@@OuroborosXX beat me to it
@Puppet Siddiqi 1:28
I don’t know why but at first glance I read that last line as ‘your house’ 😂💀
With a mix of Pennsylvanian with the word "youse".
It’s basically a quote from a video I watched before:
“Gotta say, after peanut butter and chocolate, my favorite combination of two things is probably gross incompetence and high explosives.”
AYYYY SAM O' NELLA
svire hell yeah
Hey why is there flesh and bones in this mannequin. Wait a minute. uh-oh. UH-HO. UH-OH!!!
andy bui so he got together an army, gave it to his ex-president friend, and overthrew the entire fucking government of Honduras.
and we dont want a lawyer to show up, dont we?
The shear happiness Wade had when he killed Mark just wow 🥺
26:37 Bob’s rapid breathing combined with Mark’s arm takes me out every time
Scrolled through the comments and no one has talked about that God-tier sniper shot Mark made at 13:24...
Edit: Well shit didnt think it'd hit 500 likes xD
FallenStudios I KNOW RIGHT??
IKR! That was such a great random luck moment!
FallenStudios OMG IKR XD
Holy shit that was a legendary move
You coud say he is a MARKsman
The bridge: -exists-
Arm: *its time to get f u n k y*
*H E G R O O V I N*
I've been lafing for 10 minutes strait
*Everybody clap you’re hands. Clap, clap clap your hands.*
DEUS VULT INFIDELL
Cha cah slide Intensifies
that 6:20 "end me...." was brilliant. He had lost hope.
"Thats not me"
I love how the description says he made the thumbnail in like 2 minutes...
And everyone who saw this video was probably like: Best shit I've seen all damn year. Hand, tank, and Mark from 5 years ago. Wam bam thank you ma'am.
"Wam Bam Thank You Ma'am" I think I found my favorite pick up line, lmfao.
Mark: "i’m coming for youuuus"
Me: Mark, your inner ego Yancy is showing
I immediately thought the same
I’m confused on the Yancy part... could someone explain please?
@@outdoorscholar6016 watch a heist with markiplier
I knew i was not just thinking about it myself
@@outdoorscholar6016 watch a heist with markiplier, and get to the prison
"I touched you and everything went wrong."
- Mark, 2019
After talking to ur ex...
-Jared From Sooubway
@@ThePlaguedOutlaw Sooubway*
Curtis LeBlanc my bad I fixed it
@@ThePlaguedOutlaw G000000000000000d.
5:53 That moment was so funny, a spoonful of the DQ Blizzard went up my nose from the back side and ruined my vocal cords. Yet again.
Mark: I see you
Bob: No you don't
Mark: proceeds to prove that he did in fact see Bob and achieve sniper status in the same moment
"One of you is just inside of me and I don't like it."
-Bob, 2019.
Ehhh, Bob has said worse
wade couldnt fondle the balls
Mark: *sets record on go carts*
Bob: Oh my god are you serious
Mark: yeah apparently
8 year old me playing Mario Kart in Mirror Mode (150cc): 19:53
"mom can we have tanks"
"we already have tanks at home"
tanks at home:
Lol that's so true
Mark: "guys my car is possessed by Demons"
Demons: 𝘜𝘯𝘶𝘴 𝘈𝘯𝘯𝘶𝘴, 𝘜𝘯𝘶𝘴 𝘈𝘯𝘯𝘶𝘴
In less than one year, this comment too shall vanish for its mention of unus annus
@@cotyjackson7200 perhaps...
wut does that mean?
@@thesovietonion5237 :)
momento mori
Absolutely no one:
Mark and Bob: lEad thE TArgEt
No one:
Wade's dream:LEFT AND OR RIGHT!
34:01
BOB:- My steering wheel is not 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬
MARK:-Is it there?
BOB:- It exists ..........
it exists in like 4 different states of existence all at the same time somehow
That sentence just made my day
Mark: *Says he'll update the description when he gets some sleep*
Also Mark: *Doesn't do that*
Bold of you to assume he's got some sleep
@@zanyab1406 Maybe thats what he didn't do
He said he’d update the thumbnail
Wait,he never sleeps he is to busy with videos all day
*SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.*
“Welp, Time for work.”
*new Mark, bob and Wade video drops*
“Welp, Time for Merk~”
*quits job*
Well time to start a job on CZcams XD
@@riskyy2657 stahp no he didn't i don't even have to go check
@@riskyy2657 nobody cares. It's not real and you did this on his last video.
Mork
Imagine this game with 20+ people. That's a tournament right there. I'd watch that
Mark: Starts singing a random song that sounds vaguely like the Power Rangers Theme.
Bob: *Chuckles* **I'm in danger.**
You mean ride of the valkyries?
@@septimussignus6634 Well. RoV sounds slightly different from it, in both notes and rhythm, but the same goes for the Power Rangers theme.
@@cheddarcheesecat6097 after having rewatched the video I see what you mean it's almost in between the two songs
I see Mark's german heritage makes him a god with tanks
He's german to? I thought he was just mostly Korean.
@@ThrashRat *insert the more you know star here* I had a thought but I wasn't sure
TaliaKuznetsova His Dad is German
Rashad Johnson was*
AnnaStar112 .................
Lixian must have "Mark forgot to show the game again" as a premade asset by this point :P
OK im just asking this cause I just recently got back into watching mark has that thing popped up more than once or something?
@@toxityandsketch2131 he just had a run where he kept leaving the game offscreen during streaming, so Lixian kept having to let us know that :P
@@knightofaudio ohhh gotcha thank you
XD
Me: finally steels my bully out by punching and kicking him
Bully: *Runs away*
The sniper I hired: 13:26
BANG
*I s e e y o u*
Snipen's a good job mate, plenty of work, outta doors, I garentee you'll not go angry, because at the end of the, someone is gonna want someone else dead.
@@jackgold7340 Da-dad I’m not a crazed gunman dad I’m an assassin, what i difference being one is a job and the others mental sickness
@@Randomor_smth Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone yku meet
@@jackgold7340 Meanwhile a wild baguette man is sneaking up on his natural prey.
Still funny how Mark said in the description he’d change the thumbnail and description when he wasn’t so tired, but here we are two years later and it’s the same. It’s iconic at this point.
Wade: *suffering in existence*
Mark: *following Wade, giggling to himself*
Bob: *betrayal incarnate*
So Takumi was barking up the wrong tree in Fire Emblem... it was Bob the entire time? 🤔
*Mark goes near bridge*
Bridge: "I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move"
Right hand *omae shindiru*
Left hand *NANI*
I don’t remember commenting this
2:38 "You missed! How could you miss he was three feet in front of you"
Nice mulan reference
18:39 I really hope that isn't how Bob disciplines his kid
Mark is one rage away from turning into a goddamn cult leader.
Asbestos Fish Unus Annus
Not if it happens to wade first
There's actually a fanfiction on wattpad by embodiedinsanity where mark was starting a weekend cult and it got shut down by the police since too many people came
Unus Annus
@@greysonalex Link? plz, I wanna read that lol
"I'm so sorry, I was busy having an existential crisis in my go-kart!"
Why do I love that line so much?
25:00
mos lol I don’t blame you I cracked up when I saw him after he said that line. I swear this whole video is just like gold.
Right before it you can see how arm spaz out its so damn funny 😂
Hermishmer lol I know right? That’s what caused me to me to laugh out loud so hard and idk why it just tickled my funny bone 😂
@@SallySue9725 seeing the wheels turn backwards and the throttle spaz out waz just so damn funny this is such a great video
Mark: doesn’t put game up at the beginning of the cart race.
21:01 Bob: also doesn’t put game up* “Oh, The game’s not on screen? Nooooooo! I’m like Mark!
30:00 NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS WHAAOOOOOOO
Mark: “Wade you are In the way!”
Wade: *having a seizure*
When mark actually plays and has fun with the game being happy mark
Everyone liked that
Pepperridge farm remembers
This is like Not Virtual Reality but it is Virtual Reality
Mark: “AHH!!...I touched you and everything went wrong”
Take that out of context or not
I payed attention to my puppy for like two minutes and Mark’s steering wheel was gone when I looked back
I love how this game has evolved from barely getting a bullet in a revolver cylinder to fully operating a tank in a desert and go-karts on a track.
Mark: Wade, if you can hit Bob, we will film Drowned Man part 4.
Everyone: WADE DONT LET US DOWN!!!
Beezow Doodoo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop see even if he didn’t hit him at that moment, he still hit him later on 😂. In my opinion they should still do it cus of that.
Nope
Joshua Everett agreed
9:05
Wade is trying to avoid getting sand in his eyes
So true
Wade's Mr. Burns impression at 5:51 always gets me.
Mark: “Who’s doin’ doughnuts in the sand?”
Wade: “That’s probably me I can’t turn.”
i watched that part of the video too
@@skimpskomp your name and your comment XD
@@sp00kyc00kie wat
Wade can't turn yet was turning in circles 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t believe all the problems Wade had with his game working lol especially when neither Bob nor Mark really had any at all 😂
"It's 3am and I'm too tired to write a description. We play hand simulator and there's tanks and go karts and bob and wade are there too. I made the thumbnail in about 2 minutes I'm sorry. I'll update it when I get some sleep."
The current thumbnail is a white background with the Hand Simulator hand, a tank, and Mark's face connected by +'s.
So, ✋ + Stock image tank + that one image of Mark everyone always uses
I'm copying this down in the comments so that it can be preserved forever. Both of these are majestic and deserve to be remembered.
It should also be noted that the game is listed as Grand Theft Auto V.
Thank you
It's still like that
@@naunofficial7766 Guess he still hasn't gotten any sleep.
3 weeks later it's still the same
25:52 he just reverses and that just makes me crack up
Also revisitinf after a few years and this is still hilarious
11:22
Not gonna lie, the fall looks like a cutscene
Shoves tank barrel in Mark's face
Bob: Lead the target...
Mark: "I'm right next to you."
Wade: "I know you are, but what am I?"
Iconic
I'm dead at Wade just constantly going in circles and I don't think his brain was functioning at that moment. I could hear the spinning seal song the whole time 😂😂
from "FRAMES" to "lead tHE TARGET"
“I touched you and everything went wrong”
~Any relationship I enter
Are you being serious about this or is it a joke?
Because if it is serious then i feel so sorry for you
"Ohhh, everything I touch gets ruined...
At least you got into a few relationships
Wait you guys are getting relationships?
Everyone on the bridge: What are my hands doing?
The hands: *they're groovin*
I see your pfp and think of dancin krono remix
King Ford I think of the distraction choice in completing the mission
Berd
Is dat hat kid????
Bob: I’m hearing you and I’m telling you to do better then you are!
Me: relatable. To relatable.
Also bob:please god! Touch me!
Me:*dies of laughter *
That snipe was so clean I literally played it back in .25speed
Mark: *laughing maniacally while he murders his friends"
Also Mark: *too lazy to write a description because it's 3 AM*
Lovable Character do we really need a description? I mean, his titles are self explanatory. Never really read his descriptions and I’ve been subbed for like 6 years
XxMUSTANGACExX they can be pretty funny sometimes
He also didn't up date it
Update?
Yea at the bottom of the video he said he would change it but he didn't