Markiplier Makes: Creme Brulee
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- čas přidán 13. 01. 2019
- Ethan and Tyler join me to make some Creme Brulee for the RETURN OF MARKIPLIER MAKES!
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Mark's: tastes like salt
Ethan's: tastes like egg
Tyler's: t a s t e s
Its........ _f l a v o r e d_
Tastes like taste
@@Squadlor tastes like taint
@@cherrybee95 This made me ugly laugh
@@kenny6912 I am truly honoured
He sounds like the people you see in elementary school math problems
"Mark had 5 ovens"
Had? HAS
@@sadisticmaxwell
Well both can be used in math problems
He bought 50 more
How many does he have now, you little-
@@DigitalDipp "He has 91, Mr. Teacher!"
Mark's Apron: Waaaaay too low
Tyler's Apron: Perfect *Chefs Kiss*
Ethan's Apron: I love the smell of apron
XD this killed me as I scrolled up to check and they were perfectly aligned. Amazing comment
Smloo
Accurate 👌
I didn't even realise 😂
Only just noticed 💀
“Whose ready to cream” 30 seconds into this video still gets me every time even years later
The “I AM A MANNNNNN WHO OWNS
F I V E OVENS” gets me 😭
@nazeerurabiu Bro really forgot the thing they need to text on so they could scam them. 🤡
Tyler: Tries to make things taste perfect
Mark: Tries to make things look perfect
Ethan: OoH a KeTtLe
“Kettul”
Krettel
Hot hot soup
Egg
lmao ur so right tho
Mark: _I'm a man with_ *5 ovens*
Mark when he was a kid: *b u t t s t o n e*
The stone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
momento mori
Unus
Annus
UNUS
ANNUS!
@@mercilessthunder9326 Unus Annus
I like how the water bath is a extremely important part of a crème brûlée and mark is just like “NO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A TRICK OF SOME KIND”
I love that they keep referring to the steam as if the STEAM is what the water is there for
Its also important to drain the water after by inclining the whole tray 90 degrees over the sink, or more preferably over the bin.
See, Mark does it: 21:50 Thats how you add flavour to your creme.
@@lifesgreatestadventurer4653 if not steam then why is it there? (Never made or eaten the dish)
@@eos_aurora the water will boil and that regulates the temperature, creme brulee is a very delicate dish so it can't get too hot while baking
@@lifesgreatestadventurer4653 In that case what the hell did Mark make? Cause he clearly did it wrong but somehow got results.
Ethan always has some sort of issue whenever there is an egg involved
Ethan would be good in 6-minute craft videos
@@iceninja1997is that the universe 6 version of 5 minute crafts?
@@imakeplaylists4171does this mean we're in universe 5?
There's literally a whole compilation video titled something like Ethan vs Eggs. It's astonishing to watch, really
ethan: cursed
tyler: tyler
mark: a man who owns 5 ovens
*STONE FACE TYLER*
hotel: trivago
@@nickbastion ONE WORD TYLER
@@bluemaster7530 Oxiclean: gets the tough stains out
@@CaLypSO4456 I can never escape the power of oxiclean.
Ethan: needs adult supervision
Tyler: the adult supervision
Mark: owns 5 ovens
Yes
Mark is along for the ride. It's a roller coaster that his friend invited him to ride. He doesn't even know the name, he wasn't paying too much attention at the entrance to the ride, but he still thought it might be fun.
Ethan: Needs adult supervision.
Tyler: Is the adult supervision, but forgets to supervise himself.
Mark: Irrational confidence.
@@noellove0 The irony is that Mark is the one that originally invited them to the park, said friends just invited him onto this particular ride :P
I am a man who owns f i v e ovens
This video has at least two of the best quotes of all time:
Ethan's "Who's ready to cream" and Mark's "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS"
Y E S
@@SaberSweat247FORKS
mark: “it’s french you idiot”
also mark 5 seconds later: “s e ñ o r”
Mark: Salty
Ethan: Eggy
Tyler: So painfully Average
Correction, Tyler: it tastes.......
everything with ethan has too much egg
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa i read that as eef...
@@makkaroon9 ah. everything with ethan has too much eef
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa you're not wrong (your second reply)
Ah yes my 3 states of being:
Egg
Salty
Painfully average
Pelumi Adekanmbi
Mood
I'm constantly painfully average.
*_E G G_*
same
I am egg (love me or hate me lol)
Mark: **Adds 500 grams of salt**
"Its salty.."
Also Mark: **Surprised Pikachu face**
Tyler: wearing his spring normally
Ethan: wearing his apron like a little kid
Mark: wearing his apron beneath his pecs
5:21
Look at the aprons..
Mark: too low
Ethan: too up
Tyler: *p e r f e c t*
Balanced just like how everything should be
lmao, its the same thing with their hats.
mark: no hair
ethan: h a i r y
tyler: *p e r f e c t*
@@whomstdve4743 omg ur right lmao
No Mark has suspenders not an apron idk what you’re talking about
"too up" for ethan, because he just doesnt fit in the same square as grammar, amiright?
Mark: I am a man who owns five ovens.
Also Mark: I grew up so poor, we couldnt afford air
Five.
@@kitkatty52211 look, i commented this before he said that.
A true success story
The glow-up of centuries
Kiwi Fruit every video
Mark: "I'll make some muffins!"
Mark: "I'll just put water in the empty holes! I'm so smart!"
Ethan: "Are you done?"
Me once he takes them outta the oven:
*"ArE yOu cLoSE?"*
You close!
You close!
@@Packy-sq4tx Ethan: "Is that what you do when you J.O.?"
Tyler hunching over while holding Crème Brulee and muttering “Excuse me” made me burst out laughing.
18:05
This Markiplier guy... He seems like the kind of person who would own 5 ovens.
You sir, seem like a bagel...
Are you a bagel?
And wouldn’t know about it
He has 5 oven energy
hmm kinda sus
Alternate title: Amy watches her three kids make dessert
Jotaro Kujo yeah, but somebody else took the name.
Jotaro Kujo I do agree.
This guy is weird ngl
Ike R Me or Mark? either or we’re both pretty weird.
Ladiesman237 the guy in the video mark I guess this is my first time watching him my friend recommended him to me
This is my favorite character dynamic. All of them are actually really intelligent, but put them all together and they can't even boil water. On top of that, they're all basically found family.
"Oo I found gum in my pocket" That's such an ADHD thing I swear 💀💀
Amy: tells them not to cook with hairspray.
Ethan: does anyway.
Mark: "I was assaulted by a flavor that I've never had before."
i love this
@@amadacook2768 i luv u xd
Lol
They ate the one without the hairspray.
@@jordanjonescelestialwaffle1698 bro he makin moves
Mark: (acts like he knows everything)
Tyler: (actually tries)
Ethan: *H E E H O O*
opposites attract
This comment has restored my faith in humanity.
@@nateholland5365 i just lose mine more and more each day
Ethan: egg
ethan is my spirit animal
i love how tyler saw ethan holding the flamethrower and instinctively ran away lol (14:49)
Quotes that still live rent free in my head:
"Who's ready to cream?"
" _Toasty-boi!_ *Five* ovens!" "I am a man-!"
"Big beautiful boys, big boisterous boys. They will be in my mouth & every ones mouth & they'll say " *_oOh!_*_ I have foOd poisoning~_ "
OOoO food poisoning
Tyler: lawful neutral
Mark: chaotic good
Ethan: chaotic evil
Ethan has no alignment, he is just the embodiment of chaos.
@@TheCaptainNick very true
Ethan is chaotic chaos
Ethan is a gOoD bOi you cant change my mind.
@@apoliolio4568 he's chaos
Mark: wears chef hat to hide his forehead
Tyler: wears it like an actual chef
Ethan: wears it like a beanie because we all know deep down that all Ethan is is an edgy teen
He reminds me of linguini from ratatouille
@@sergioguerra7741 all three of them are linguinis.
With the mind of a child, case in point "heapass"
"who's ready to cream"
And most importantly "*Bonjour*"
so true
Sergio Guerra he does now that u say that
Tyler: It has potential but it’s just missing something.
Mark: Shockingly good for a first time, very well done.
Ethan: *Egg*
The way my brain cells are formed
Mark: 12% of my brain
Ethan: 87% of my brain
Tyler: 1%of my brain
Personally I see my self as 50% mark 49% Ethan and 1% and brain cell I’ve never use before and idk what it is probably E G G
Ethan: small child
Mark: older brat brother
Tyler: concerned father
Stop stop you’re inspiring a fanficion
@@tylergendron7910
Too late...
..
Sir Snail oh noes
Concerned, quiet, precious father who wants safety*
Tyler:trying his best to actually make it
Mark and Ethan: hehe sugar go brrr
Copy 😑
@@madz5308 shut up out of 20K comments there’s bound to be one that’s the same it’s probably just a mistake
More like:
Ethan: *fire go whoosh*
No, I think it was more like
Ethan: Egg go brrr
Mark: salt go brrr
you just described unus annus in a comment. but tyler would be amy
This was hilarious, but also very painful to watch as someone who understands the chemistry of baking
"the fame and money will never get above my head"
- Markiplier who owns 5 freaking Ovens
"hey Ethan?"
"whuT"
"what's behind you?"
"uh-oh a ketl!"
Reminds me of when he was stuck on the word skillet
@@irvinperez4594 skr... Skrittle... Skittle... Skridlle... Scratch.... Skilltree
@@hazzasatria_8647 SKITTLE! no...
@@CozyBlanket12 I'm going out on a limb here I'm probably wrong that you don't understand it's a joke
@@CozyBlanket12 if you dont know what thats from- i cant explain things from [REDACTED]
In this episode, Ethan discovers he's a pyromaniac.
ETHAN IS PYRO FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2 CONFIRMED
It all makes so much sense now..
Lmao and Mark discovers he owns five ovens
@@zeraejohn5648 ikr how does he just not know that
I'm gonna point out that this comment has 666 likes
I love that their hats are exactly matched with their aprons:
Mark: apron and hat too low
Tyler: apron and hat just right
Ethan: his apron is closer to his head than his hat is
Ahhh yes we got:
the genuine child who has no idea what he’s doin (Ethan)
The most responsible yet still not responsible (Tyler)
And mark the holder o’ ovens
Ethan -- Has apron pulled up to his chin
Mark -- Has apron below his chest
Tyler -- Actually wearing the apron like a normal person
Honestly, this is some kinda Goldilocks shit
Honestly!
Yeah but Ethan does look pretty adorable
@@keelygallagher9382 true
So put Mark and Tyler's Creme Brulee together to make it just right?
EmyRen9 just noticed that
Ethan: The Reckless one
Tyler: The Excessively Safe one
Mark: The perfect mix of the two
@grace the medic main I have now added this to my vocabulary, gratitude
How is Tyler safe? He didnt pull out a minute early
Mark: The one who owns 5 ovens
Except this is S A L T.
mark is the conspiracy man, he always looks for the creative solution, to an excessive amount
So in the end there was one that tasted like salt, one that tasted like egg, and one that tasted
I love how in French 'oven' is spelled four!!! Can you imagine that in this video? "I am a man who owns FIVE fours!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣. Because that's what my brain immediately goes to!
Je suis un homme qui possède cinq fours.
@Fandoms with flawn Nice!!! I didn't think anyone would take the time to write it in French!
@@garettjohnson6978 Oui, j'ai été forcé en cours de français l'année dernière.
@Fandoms with flawn Okay, I'm extremely sorry, but can you translate that for me? I've been learning French for a bit but I don't know a whole lot. If you could tell me that in English I'd be very happy. Again, I'm so sorry.
@@garettjohnson6978 It's cool, I got forced into french class last year. The school system is weird.
“Did you pour out the wAter?? Oh it’s just clear”.-Ethan Best quote I’ve heard in a very long time
Another great quote is "who's ready to cream?!"
or “oooh a keTtLe”
No it's Kettul (in captions)
hehe 666 likes
@@ricktyson5900 "Can you crack an egg without cracking it?" 7:30
"Is the egg separate from the yolk?"
"Can you crack an egg without cracking it?"
"Do you need a rooster for the hens to lay eggs?"
"Are ALL hens female??"
Ethan, I-
He’s from Maine he doesn’t know anything but lobsters
Everyone relates to Ethan because we have all at one point asked or said something that most people don't ask
I have many questions right now.
A:Why is CZcams recommending this to me
B:Why are there other people also watching this
C:I want more Markiplier Makes.
Guess he isn't that educated with Chickens xD
We all have that one friend
14:45 mark and ethan are literal children and tyler is the older brother forced to babysit them
does anybody else binge the makes series 2-3 times a week? just me? ok lol.
same same
Same
Same
Same.
i do too dw lol
Mark: “We take things VERY seriously in this house.”
Also Mark: “I aM a MaN, wHo OwNs 5 OvEnS!”
Gabriella Short no that happens all the time to me
Was he lying tho? No
@Gabriella Short I mean, he was pretty serious about the number of his ovens. XD
also mark, Ethan, and Tyler: Almost lighting themselves on fire
4:14
Omg you guys are adorable! Also nice oven mitts 👀👨🏻🍳👨🏻🍳👨🏻🍳
Hi Ro!! 😊
ROOOO
You should bake with all three of them Ro!!
Hi Ro!! ❤️
Rosanna!
ethan's "french" accent made me feel nostaligic, scared, confused and disturbed at the same time
8:24 to 8:41 was just a whole father and son moment between mark and ethan😂
Ethan is literally just Linguini from Ratatouille.
Nice profile pic
Omg
Yeah nice profile pic
hahahahahahahaha
@@g5toz it's also the name of the rat from Ratatouille... I think it was a rat
Ethan: forgets to separate egg yolk from whites, forgets about his thing on the stove top, forgets to add vanilla
Also Ethan: remembers they need to turn off the ovens
ADD/ADHD at its finest
I should know lmfaooo
Also… “im going to go WASH MY HANDS as ALL good chefs SHOULD DO!” *10 minutes later* “is yolk and egg different?”
he may give himself food poisoning but at least he'll still have a house
me in a nutshell 😂
Safety before taste
Mark as a child: We didn't even have an oven we had the *stone*
Mark is making up for the lack of ovens he had as a child with F I V E O V E N S
Ethan : The Egg
Tyler : The Bland Barbarian
Mark : The MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!
Ok but like Tyler wearing the hat like a real chef, Mark wearing it like a normal hat, Ethan being an edgy teen wearing it like a beanie 😂
See also: their aprons
@@acisme6442 eef wearing it like a mom, tyler wearing it correctly, and mark wearing it like an old man
So Tyler is doing both his apron and hat right, but Ethan and Mark are both just incorrect
@@acuriousrobot1375 that seems to be a reoccurring theme in these videos
It reminds me of Naruto where the teachers trying to teach everyone how to wear their bandanas correctly and Sakura is wearing it as a headband and Kakashi is wearing it over his eye
“This is a very serious recipe. We have to follow it very carefully.”
Mark (like ten minutes later): “I’m guessing... the water is a diversion.”
That bit actually made my skin crawl. The water helps cook the custard evenly 😂
@Andrew Ontiveros Or you just looked it up online
@@moth8775 you learn by making it from a recipe... Of course they looked it up online it just means that they've made it before.
@Andrew Ontiveros I am 14 and I do not know what to do in my life ever I am imprisoned in a house playing video games
Tyler hunched over with the lopsided hat walking back and forth to the fridge is amazing
4:13
One of my favourite Markiplier lines forever:
*"IIIIIII AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIVE OVENS-"*
thanos: *"I am... Inevitable."*
mark: *"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS*
*FIVE*
*O V E N S"*
Mark: I.... Am OvenMan.
*Mark snaps fingers*
Jacksepticeye: Mark...top o' the mornin' to ya...
The ovenity mitt........
Im not sorry
lol
I love how their aprons are all at drastically different heights
😭
And marks is the shortest 😂
First thing I noticed 😭
Omfg I never noticed that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just realized yeah they are
24:02, marks arm!
For a short explanation on why the Creme Brulee needs boiling water when it goes in the oven is because it needs to go through a Bain Marie so that it doesn't end up cracking and the eggs don't curdle and such supposedly
Mark: too salty yet too sweet
Tyler: painfully bland
Ethan: EGG
so their personalities
How is 'EGG' a personality?🤔
ThatOneEmoKid “so what are your personalities like?”
“Well my friends describe me as too salty yet too sweet”
“I’m just painfully bland”
*”E G G”*
ThatOneEmoKid Cause he’s the best boye
Egg
You know you're an adult watching Markiplier when you legit are thirsting over a Double Oven and that Industrial Sink
I'm not even out of college and I _want_ that
@@canine8284 I'm in highschool and I want those!
I just got into highschool and sucks to be you I guess Muahahhahahh
@@gadli3981 I feel bad for the youth in today's crazy Politically Correct world.
And the pot filler over the restaurant stove.
2019: *"I am a man who owns 5 ovens"*
2022: *"I am a man who owns 2 billboards"*
I think he down graded
@@codytherat5688 I think he upgraded ...I mean he has his own billboards ...just by doing CZcams ! I mean that's impressive idk a whole lot of people who can say that
Step 1: identify your ovens
Step 2: boast about said ovens
Step 3: profit
every other markiplier video ever: We wErE ToO pOoR!
This video: I AM A MAN THAT OWNS FIIIIIIVE OVENS!
Four
Pewdiepie has the biggest ovens thats why he's number 1 on youtube... Pewdiepie is a nazi joke
izzy comics it was 5
Shadow dragon draws she said that
So if I go to his house I can bake 5 cakes
Mark: I am a MAN who owns 5 OVENS
Rosanna: *trembles*
Time stamp ?
@@memey6004 it’s in the first 4 minutes
@@memey6004 4:15
@Emma Litwack Yes
He did a vid with her
13:54
As an Australian who usees my kettle every morning, I fucking lost it at Tyler being so clueless💀😭
He hasn't used an electric kettle. I haven't used one either
Mark: slowly going insane
Ethan: watching and enjoying the chaos mark is mostly reponcable for
Tyler: is there in the back trying not to get hit in the crossfire (or die via 1/6 of marks ovens going kaboom boom)
These kinds of videos are always just Mark and Ethan fucking around and then Tyler in the background actually trying
@@Pinkgiraffee That's why we love him
Pretty much sums up the markiplier makes series
M: GET YER HANDS OFF MY KETTLE
T: THEYRE CLEAN I WASHED THEM!
That’s what I keep saying!!
This is why I love them so much tbh
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS
Not only are you a man with 5 ovens but you are a man of wisdom
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 7 OVENS
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 666 OVENS
I only own 69.
Sniff.
I don't even got a microwave
Tyler constantly forgetting the oven situation is a whole mood
21:36 Ethna is so wholesome oml😭
Cheese
A S S B R I C K
A S. S. B. R. I. C. K
@@homosexualblobfish2746 ᵃˢˢ ᵇʳⁱᶜᵏ
@@illusionmoon22 A. S. S. B. R. I. C. K
It's like a Pokemon evolution.
Did y'all see the way Tyler literally SPRINTED out of there once he saw Ethan with the blow torch thingy 14:50
When we ask who hurt Tyler, he'll look at Ethan, Ethan will glare back, then turn back to us and say, "No one."
I did not see that and now when I look back he fucking BOLTED
Thats cartoonishly fast
Hairspray you mean
I don't blame him
11:57 is my favorite part of this vid, no questions asked
14:50 I love how Tyler dashes off-screen the INSTANT he sees what Ethan is about to do
Tyler: The Bland
Mark: The Overachiever
Ethan: The Egg
e g g
E g g y
E g g b I t e
Oh it's... something...
e g g
"It Tastes" best description of anything I've ever heard on this channel
It makes sense but it doesn’t 😂
The funny thing is when you want to say something tastes good in german you can say "es schmeckt" and theoretically it translates to "it tastes" xD
Ya know?
”It Tastes”, is the best description for all food.
AmIRight?
-oop didn't mean to dislike your comment, sorry bean!
French Narrator: *Reads time card*
Closed Captions: I t a l i a n A c c e n t
“I am a man that owns five ovens” is my favorite quote ever from anything
As someone who likes to bake, when Ethan said “A tablespoon of vanilla” a part of my soul died.
Or when Ethan just put a whole egg in instead of the yolk
That too
I’m a chef and this video pains me
why? the more vanilla the better.
@@ReptilianMom dude that’s *not* how it works-
I am a man who owns
*inhale*
*F I V E O V E N S*
Amanda Troest mm, yess.. get you a man with 5 ovens
At random times in life, "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS" will pop into my head and I laugh like a loon so good work fellas
"Have you never boiled water before??"
"Well noone watches it!"
Is somehow unironically hilarious-
The funniest part about these cooking videos is Mark always having his food turn out ok, Ethan fucking everything up, and Tyler quietly trying his hardest while laughing at Ethan and Marks jokes.
I see nothing wrong with this comment.
ρєαcнєsゔヰギ what?
@@Parsilokita exactly.
Me:succeeds
The pretzel one Mark got in last place and Ethan got second. It looked pretty good to.
It took me a few times watching it, but I think I know why Tyler's is bland. He forgot the vanilla.
i think if he did put some vanilla in it, he'll be the best out of them. right? lmao
Cami Creates
Probably by watching each person step by step for the whole video.
@@coconutshook mhm
OOOOH YOU'RE RIGHT
Which is ironic considering that vanilla is considered one of the most boring flavors 😂
I love watching Ethan’s zoom zoom brain with the lighters, like when he put the bottom of both of them together, because as someone with ADHD, I know exactly what his mind is feeling with stuff like that.
Hey, serious tip: don’t ever do what Ethan did with the hairspray. The fire can climb up the stream and explode the can in your hands.
From sitting on a stone to owning 5 ovens
Mark has gone far
Ahead of your time...
Sam Fink-Jensen ?
you forgot not being able to afford air LMAO
@@FatedDestiny and fingers. XD
buttstone
"I am a man who owns FIVE OVENS"
He sounds simultaneously ashamed and proud
His life story
That's because I'm pretty sure that, at least internally, he was proud to have the kind of money that buys 5 ovens, but knowing that nobody needs 5 ovens in their house.
@@satorukuroshiro wrong! I need five ovens. So much baking could be done 😫
I will like to 'like' but the number is 999 i dont want to ruin it
I'd say the proud part is how he was too poor to exist as a child and now he has five he didn't even realise he had or need.
18:20 I think this was one of the moments Mark and Ethan realized they had really good comedic chemistry 😂
This is one of my favorite videos on this whole site. I could write a whole report on how this is edited. The insane levels of foreshadowing and gradual plot pacing is OUTSTANDING. I lose my mind every time, no second is wasted. Incredible storytelling
Jack Sparrow: I got a jar of dirt!
Shane Dawson: I got millions of subs!
Mark: I HAVE 5 OVENS!
@@ElliotGien nah man. We made a fucking gang out of the gregs we called the Gonzalez now. From the streets, we need danny to consider this.
Loki: I have an army
Thor: I have Azgard
BTS: we have the ARMY
Mark: I HAVE FIVE OVENS
@@TouyaYamamoto Yes 😂😂😂
Loki: I have an army
Stark: We have a hulk
Alpharad: I destroyed VR Chat with ErnieGang
Mark: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FFIIVVEE OOVVEENNSS!!!!!
XD
mark's french: trying his best to get the accent right and mix in some french
ethan's french: edna mode
For a second there I forgot that was her name...... And was just thinking oh yes Ethan went into Edna mode..... Like I knew what it meant but I misinterpreted it...... It makes more sense now
NO CAPES
@@jenniflower6569 Edna Mode. And guest.
@@vaporfox115 I know I was quoted her
@@jenniflower6569 I did too.
I swear, these three are an eye-poke and a head-thump away from being the modern Three Stooges 😂
nobody:
tyler: i t s n o t b a d
nobody:
mark: i a m a m a n w h o o w n s f i v e o v e n s
nobody:
ethan: **whisking noises**
Also mark: "I l l m a k e m u f f i n s"
I l i k e f i v e o v e n s
Egg
Also Ethan: w h o s r e a d y t o c r e a m ?
I'll make muffins