Markiplier Makes: Cake

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  • čas přidán 8. 06. 2024
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  • @avanomura1342
    @avanomura1342 Před 3 lety +10263

    Tyler: did bad for once
    Ethan: did good for once
    Mark: made a donut

    • @bruh5924
      @bruh5924 Před 3 lety +244

      A patriotic glory hole*

    • @Chu_Nyanning
      @Chu_Nyanning Před 3 lety +91

      @@bruh5924 sounds like a song that a Garage Band would make

    • @eyedontevenknow6000
      @eyedontevenknow6000 Před 3 lety +228

      Tyler: Did bad for once
      Ethan: did good for once (because eggs were barely involved)
      Mark: strayed from the recipe and made a patriotic glory hole

    • @addison3505
      @addison3505 Před 3 lety +16

      donut🤤

    • @ilijacavic9049
      @ilijacavic9049 Před 3 lety +11

      Mark made another dick, he makes one on every one of these

  • @nyotamwuaji6484
    @nyotamwuaji6484 Před 4 lety +5835

    "Why does that smell toxic"
    Things you don't want to hear in the kitchen

  • @blah703
    @blah703 Před 3 lety +4866

    "PANDERING"
    "?"
    "YOU KNOW AMY LOVES AMERICA"

    • @goblincheeks_yt
      @goblincheeks_yt Před 3 lety +145

      That joke was so underrated 🤣

    • @froggerfrog422
      @froggerfrog422 Před 3 lety +83

      It lives rent-free in my head

    • @taylorsmith8606
      @taylorsmith8606 Před 3 lety +39

      10:34

    • @Its_M1zn
      @Its_M1zn Před 3 lety +10

      I don't get it, can somebody explain to me ;-;

    • @taylorsmith8606
      @taylorsmith8606 Před 3 lety +76

      @@Its_M1zn Since Amy was judging, they were accusing each other of pandering to her so she would judge that persons cake easier. Ethan's joke was that Mark was pandering to Amy by using American colours (which i think was a coincidence) and i don't think Amy loves America enough to be persuaded by the colours

  • @oogabooga8567
    @oogabooga8567 Před 3 lety +9367

    i love how ethan looks like a 16 year old boy hanging with his older friends

  • @tantavie8852
    @tantavie8852 Před 7 lety +6988

    "And together...they make Tythan..."
    *"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"*

  • @jjgasp3186
    @jjgasp3186 Před 4 lety +3548

    "I dIdNt TrY tO dO iT. iT hApPeNeD sOmEhOw AnD i DoNt KnOw HoW i DiD iT"
    me when i do something right *once* and immediately gets called on to do it every time

  • @leogauthier1377
    @leogauthier1377 Před 3 lety +2291

    After Tyler gleeked
    Mark: shocked and confused
    Tyler: lying on the floor explaining himself
    Ethan: slowly turning into a tomato

    • @zoebrookhammer6516
      @zoebrookhammer6516 Před 2 lety +56

      no fr i've gleeked in front of my teacher before (didn't know there was a real word for it until now) and it is the most embarrassing thing ever. i actually wanted to crawl into a hole and die

    • @avesabt
      @avesabt Před rokem +48

      tyler didn't gleek
      tyler mouth-jaculated

    • @bridget2484
      @bridget2484 Před rokem +9

      @@avesabt That's what I'm calling gleeking from now on lol

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 Před rokem +3

      A tomato eating sprinkles

    • @masterboa6321
      @masterboa6321 Před rokem +5

      imagine reading this before watching the video

  • @NonEmployee
    @NonEmployee Před 3 lety +935

    11:00
    Mark: "Go on about your gaping holes and coming through."
    Kathryn: "Yeah fuckboi."
    God I love Kathryn xD

    • @juicebox4932
      @juicebox4932 Před 3 lety +9

      Who is Katherine like I know what girl she is but who is she to them?

    • @ryleemacdonald863
      @ryleemacdonald863 Před 3 lety +33

      @@juicebox4932 just a friend. They met through Ethan. Once "Teamiplier" "broke up" Kathryn continued and worked for/with Ethan

    • @notsaying7015
      @notsaying7015 Před 2 lety +1

      11:04
      The best line

  • @ericswinson3719
    @ericswinson3719 Před 5 lety +5934

    Tyler's cake: I am the most terrifying thing ever
    Ethan's pie: hold my beer

  • @user-ep2te9wx8f
    @user-ep2te9wx8f Před 4 lety +3187

    everytime they use the ovens i immediately think of “I AM A MANNN WITH FIIIVVVEEE OVENS”

  • @skelly1004
    @skelly1004 Před 3 lety +1638

    Amy: "5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
    Everyone that watched Unus Annus: *PTSD Attacks*

  • @mistyniko3021
    @mistyniko3021 Před 3 lety +1491

    Mark: *Making the weirdest noises possible*
    Ethan and Tyler: *Not even phased*
    Also, 11:25 pause immediately,
    Mark: *Happiest person alive*
    Tyler: *The new spider man*
    Ethan: *Scarred for life*

    • @foxycinnamonkitten997
      @foxycinnamonkitten997 Před 2 lety +17

      I would suggest around 11:18 if you really want to see

    • @thatonestrangeweeb8167
      @thatonestrangeweeb8167 Před 2 lety +2

      I thought it was 11:27

    • @mistyniko3021
      @mistyniko3021 Před 2 lety +4

      All of the above work

    • @HugeDog
      @HugeDog Před rokem +2

      8:40 is the weirdest sound😂😂😂

    • @nightmare_d_cat6228
      @nightmare_d_cat6228 Před rokem

      It actually seems like Mark’s confused, Ethan’s s*** his pants and embarrassed, and Tyler looks to be sneaking around away from the worst stench in history.😅😅😂😂

  • @Peculiar_Sky
    @Peculiar_Sky Před 4 lety +5135

    I feel like every time I watch one of these he’s in a different kitchen

    • @mendysherwood3162
      @mendysherwood3162 Před 4 lety +52

      I think it's just a different table?

    • @jk-zo5oi
      @jk-zo5oi Před 4 lety +129

      Sameeee, it was this house and the big white cabinets (creme brulee)

    • @milliewarner8911
      @milliewarner8911 Před 3 lety +222

      It's because he has five ovens.

    • @bakudoge6276
      @bakudoge6276 Před 3 lety +163

      Every video he has a new oven

    • @Asterion5560
      @Asterion5560 Před 3 lety +17

      @@milliewarner8911 he had five ovens not anymore

  • @mikhoang4632
    @mikhoang4632 Před 7 lety +2408

    Mark:TOO MUCH SUGAR!!
    Me: *flashback to Ethan's pancakes*

  • @mitchellmcivor7509
    @mitchellmcivor7509 Před 3 lety +769

    Closest thing to Unus Annus we'll have is Markiplier Makes.

  • @lowheadvarney158
    @lowheadvarney158 Před rokem +189

    Tyler's cake after it was baked was the same result as Ethan with his pie: F A C E

  • @rega2391
    @rega2391 Před 4 lety +2204

    “Does the cake taste like cake?”
    “Yes”
    “ *damm* ...”

    • @boz927
      @boz927 Před 4 lety +19

      Rega ah yes this cake is indeed made out of cake

    • @KarmicComedy
      @KarmicComedy Před 4 lety +15

      @@boz927 *just as the floor is made out of floor*

    • @egg5387
      @egg5387 Před 4 lety +4

      But does the taste cake like taste?🤔

    • @Dana-cg5fo
      @Dana-cg5fo Před 3 lety +1

      i read this as soon as they said it lmao

    • @keraunos4603
      @keraunos4603 Před 3 lety

      Yes, that is good wisdom

  • @marzipanmenthol
    @marzipanmenthol Před 5 lety +5076

    Mark: "Together, they make,, T Y T H A N"
    Ethan and Tyler: *cringing out of the material plane*
    "nOOOOO"

    • @67worms43
      @67worms43 Před 4 lety +28

      montivagant r Immediately looking this up

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth Před 4 lety +39

      I don’t even ship it anymore but it was still funny XD

    • @zeddiehtooswe3768
      @zeddiehtooswe3768 Před 4 lety +66

      Fan base: let us introduce ourselves

    • @melissagregory4271
      @melissagregory4271 Před 4 lety +37

      who ships Tythan?

    • @makennapatton3680
      @makennapatton3680 Před 4 lety +30

      Melissa Gregory I feel like they would be the WORST couple they are total opposites in personality😂😂

  • @skykrasher4475
    @skykrasher4475 Před 3 lety +186

    “I DONT NEED THE YOLKS”
    This is why Marks cake fell apart. The yolks help keep the batter together.

    • @orysmorey
      @orysmorey Před 2 lety +2

      some cakes don’t need yolks actually! tho it’s some xD

    • @kaejamieson1458
      @kaejamieson1458 Před 2 lety +15

      @@orysmorey the cake they made was a basic vanilla and while you don't need the yolks they keep the batter from crumbling apart

    • @orysmorey
      @orysmorey Před 2 lety

      @@kaejamieson1458 ah ok!

  • @NaTeesha85
    @NaTeesha85 Před 3 lety +189

    MARK DID ANNUS HANDS 6:06

  • @lindamehnert9154
    @lindamehnert9154 Před 5 lety +4455

    I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS

    • @KwabenaL.
      @KwabenaL. Před 5 lety +77

      Uh huh... But
      Do you have 5 toaster like me. Only the cool kids have 5 toasters.

    • @Magnimius
      @Magnimius Před 5 lety +49

      Band Scores Galore but only real men have 5 ovens.

    • @ash_studios3374
      @ash_studios3374 Před 5 lety +24

      THTR backup I have 5 sinks..

    • @lon1097
      @lon1097 Před 5 lety +16

      f i v e

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai Před 5 lety +15

      I've got a toaster oven, top that.

  • @theflamedapplesuace
    @theflamedapplesuace Před 5 lety +2038

    10:35 "pandering, you know Amy loves America."
    I'm dying

  • @chaosbringr
    @chaosbringr Před 3 lety +163

    14:28
    Ethan tasting his own cake and immediately regretting it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a while lol

  • @thatoneartist8145
    @thatoneartist8145 Před 3 lety +129

    Kathryn and Amy: *Judging*
    Tyler: *Trying to figure out how a napkin works*

  • @heino5711
    @heino5711 Před 5 lety +2337

    *YOUNG STUD SQUIRTS ALL OVER CHEF THROUGH PATRIOTIC GLORYHOLE*

    • @localphantom999
      @localphantom999 Před 4 lety +76

      that... that's amazing

    • @insertusername5193
      @insertusername5193 Před 4 lety +24

      The Masked Musician how did you think about that

    • @heino5711
      @heino5711 Před 4 lety +37

      @@insertusername5193 I have no idea... Like, seriously. I mean, one time my mates forced me to watch porn and I noticed that all the videos had similar titles, so I just went with a similar title and turned it into a comment about this video. I guess.😂

    • @insertusername5193
      @insertusername5193 Před 4 lety +3

      The Masked Musician why did I expect that 😅lol

    • @heino5711
      @heino5711 Před 4 lety +1

      @@insertusername5193 Haha.😂

  • @user-td7db9vv6q
    @user-td7db9vv6q Před 5 lety +2741

    TOGETHER THEY MAKE
    *T Y T H A N*

  • @a-3502
    @a-3502 Před 3 lety +150

    tyler’s “gleek” had me rolling 😭 and his reaction where you could see his legs rolling around in the corner- its like 2 am i’m trying not to wake my parents up from laughing

  • @casuallyburr8428
    @casuallyburr8428 Před 3 lety +130

    6:10
    Look. At. Mark's. Hands.
    Yes I'm rewatching Markiplier Makes because I'm sad about Unus Annus

  • @yaboiviz7029
    @yaboiviz7029 Před 7 lety +2723

    Can we have a mark makes cookies? Vote up if you agree.

    • @4belzzz
      @4belzzz Před 7 lety +8

      TheMangledGamer i would love to see them failing at making actual cookies xD

    • @katsudonsilver8281
      @katsudonsilver8281 Před 7 lety +8

      Dick shaped cookies with white chocolate chips

    • @wolflover4564
      @wolflover4564 Před 7 lety +1

      I agree he should make cookies

    • @daphneedwards484
      @daphneedwards484 Před 7 lety +3

      YES OMG I suggested this and even tho I posted earlier and u got more likes im just glad it's getting attention lol

    • @ashtheangel2207
      @ashtheangel2207 Před 7 lety +1

      TheMangledGamer SENPAI NEEDS TO MAKE COOKIES~NYA

  • @therealunslimshady471
    @therealunslimshady471 Před 4 lety +2714

    When Mark said Tythan you could HEAR the fangirls in the distance

  • @ImChexx
    @ImChexx Před 3 lety +58

    "Partriotic glory" -Tyler
    "You know amy loves america-" -Eef
    *I love these quotes more than anything in my whole life*

  • @kaiden_409
    @kaiden_409 Před 3 lety +91

    Ethan and Tyler: quietly scooping batter into pan
    Mark: oh yeah that’s a good consonstancy

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds Před 5 lety +1656

    Mark “The One Who Makes Things Uncomfortable For Others” Fischbach
    Ethan “The Blueberry” Nestor
    Tyler “Why Am I Even Here” Scheid

  • @expenguintwenty
    @expenguintwenty Před 7 lety +3419

    "...whisk the eggs into a nice fluffy batt- "(flashback to times with Rosanna Pansino) (Nerdy Nummy Mark initiate) "i don't neED THE YOKE"

    • @lilianarose6081
      @lilianarose6081 Před 7 lety +48

      Nae C I think I just died...

    • @-writer-7289
      @-writer-7289 Před 7 lety +133

      I actually remembered that when I saw it and he's like "How do I know this" and I felt like I was watching an amnesiac try and remember their life.

    • @eclipsewmd2129
      @eclipsewmd2129 Před 7 lety +25

      Im glad I watched one of those videos beforehand so I get the joke XD

    • @bippersquipper5878
      @bippersquipper5878 Před 7 lety +52

      *yolk

    • @declan6596
      @declan6596 Před 6 lety +8

      That's what I was thinking lol

  • @Idontknowwhattowrite150
    @Idontknowwhattowrite150 Před 2 lety +50

    I love how Mark replaces 75% of his cake with various colorings, frostings etc. while Ethan and Tyler just cover their cakes into those decorations

  • @imagaybanana2004
    @imagaybanana2004 Před 3 lety +87

    Rosanna watches this video: i’m not angry… I’m just disappointed.

  • @notpopular4607
    @notpopular4607 Před 5 lety +1411

    tyler... the ethan scheid
    and ethan... the tyler... scheid
    together they make tythan

  • @erusdearest
    @erusdearest Před 5 lety +2379

    Mark: Together they are Tythan!
    Tyler and Ethan: *NOoOoOO*
    I left, and came back, and you people are shipping like crazy

    • @trinityvos1189
      @trinityvos1189 Před 5 lety +14

      One SexyPine yas

    • @cheez4233
      @cheez4233 Před 5 lety +13

      69 likes yas

    • @asurashinryu959
      @asurashinryu959 Před 5 lety +35

      It's mark. His word drives the lifeforce of his loyal retainers and followers the moment he said TYTHAN they knew what was gonna happen XD

    • @fatfeline7164
      @fatfeline7164 Před 5 lety +17

      Mark had no idea what he’d started

    • @theslashpotato2321
      @theslashpotato2321 Před 5 lety +10

      Wait what about an alternative already existing name? Ether

  • @niko5008
    @niko5008 Před 3 lety +80

    "Together they make Thythan"
    THAT WAS SO PERFECT

  • @ragalyiakos
    @ragalyiakos Před 2 lety +21

    "If I were to keep eating one, I feel like yours is the least likely to kill me."
    Yeah, that should be the only category to judge for every food they make on this show.

  • @joshuakaminski6010
    @joshuakaminski6010 Před 7 lety +4056

    Can we have a Markiplier Makes: Clay Sculptures PLEASE like up for mark to see

  • @sassykitten22
    @sassykitten22 Před 7 lety +616

    Tyler: "There was chocolate this whole time....fuck!"
    Why is that me 😂

    • @chinchillasarefat7957
      @chinchillasarefat7957 Před 6 lety +7

      Liz Kovach me when I'm sad and i had to eat vanilla ice cream

    • @Mc1ovin420
      @Mc1ovin420 Před 6 lety +6

      Liz Kovach Tyler: they played us like a dam fiddle!

    • @SubtoxicZer0
      @SubtoxicZer0 Před 6 lety

      Liz Kovach you know what's funny my real name is Tyler

  • @chicoravelli5703
    @chicoravelli5703 Před 3 lety +35

    When he said that he didn’t need the yolks, he was thinking of meringue. When you make meringue, you only use the egg whites.

  • @laraspencer7342
    @laraspencer7342 Před 3 lety +210

    POV: you’re watching this because Unus Annus is gone and you don’t know how to cope

    • @maddies375
      @maddies375 Před 3 lety +5

      Same I’ve pretty much started watching anything with both mark and Ethan in it 😂

    • @abrowning410
      @abrowning410 Před 3 lety +4

      Too soon 😭😭

    • @This_is_a_dead_channel_rip_CxP
      @This_is_a_dead_channel_rip_CxP Před 3 lety +6

      I swear people are going to be drinking from depression because unus Annus passed away it’s like a real person died lol

    • @Rain-np7tk
      @Rain-np7tk Před 3 lety +1

      Dude it was the only thing making me want to live

    • @impishfoxboi
      @impishfoxboi Před 3 lety +2

      your right thats exactly why im watching XD

  • @maryilama6774
    @maryilama6774 Před 5 lety +1594

    Person: what kind of stuff do you watch?
    Me: *its complicated*

    • @miaz4975
      @miaz4975 Před 5 lety +4

      MegaĐööĐöö ._.
      This has happened to me more times than I’d like to admit...

    • @lindz208
      @lindz208 Před 4 lety +4

      three grown men who love video games trying to cook without recipes

    • @thatcrystalpie
      @thatcrystalpie Před 4 lety

      coo-
      king
      shoooows...

    • @phoenix-lc6zv
      @phoenix-lc6zv Před 4 lety

      I I was the 1k likeeee

    • @jac506
      @jac506 Před 4 lety

      8:40 explain it pretty well

  • @datoneweebx3x771
    @datoneweebx3x771 Před 4 lety +3590

    Who else thinks mark should go on that Netflix show Nailed it?

  • @Liviosaur.
    @Liviosaur. Před 3 lety +57

    Re-watching markiplier makes for the millionth time, and I’m JUST NOW realizing they filmed the pizza and cake video on the same day 😂😂😂

  • @lilithsucky2245
    @lilithsucky2245 Před 2 lety +26

    Tyler: ‘burps’
    Mark: solemnly sighs

  • @ermguitar2052
    @ermguitar2052 Před 4 lety +3207

    Who else loves that Amy is wearing Markiplier pants?

  • @lillibellehanes5836
    @lillibellehanes5836 Před 5 lety +1271

    Mark: (gasps) I DON'T NEED THE YOLKS
    *stares into the abyss*
    *dramatic music plays in the background*

  • @akari3463
    @akari3463 Před 3 lety +31

    6:06 HE DID THE T H I N G

  • @cp606
    @cp606 Před 3 lety +36

    4:26 I legitimately thought Ethan pulled out a plastic knife with a block of butter on it

  • @SkillSMB
    @SkillSMB Před 4 lety +1696

    1:07 "And then me, amongst these titans of cake"
    don't you mean tythans?

  • @emilyclark971
    @emilyclark971 Před 6 lety +594

    "Tyler, the fuckboy "😂😂😂

  • @kimchilange1541
    @kimchilange1541 Před 3 lety +32

    No one:
    Mark: *Turned on by Tyler talking about butter*

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 Před 3 lety +22

    "You know Amy loves America!"
    I'm literally dieing holy crap
    😂😂😂

  • @jeanthebean9391
    @jeanthebean9391 Před 5 lety +444

    10:35
    Ethan: Pandering. *pause* You know Amy loves America.
    Mark: *looses it*

    • @Eva-mp4se
      @Eva-mp4se Před 4 lety

      I really need an explanation of this joke like------

    • @callumross6290
      @callumross6290 Před 4 lety +14

      E. va Its funny because the dominant feature of the cake is clearly the penis and its respective ejaculation, therefore when ethan suggests that mark is pandering to the judges, it infers that the judges would enjoy this aspect of the cake. The funniest part is the next line, where he ironically contradicts the sexuality of the previous accusation, saying it is the american colours featured on the cake that were what he was referring to. His tone of voice and innocent ignorance are what allows mark and tyler, aswell as us as viewers, to experience humour.

    • @wonderouswumbo4353
      @wonderouswumbo4353 Před 4 lety

      .25 speed is hilarious

  • @themegajellyfish1077
    @themegajellyfish1077 Před 7 lety +1576

    MARKIPLIER JUST SHIPPED TYLER AND ETHAN, #TYTHAN

    • @mementomori367
      @mementomori367 Před 7 lety +49

      thats pronounced as TITAN... attack on tythan??

    • @briannablack4596
      @briannablack4596 Před 7 lety +21

      I just died a little inside, that was the best thing ever

    • @wverms
      @wverms Před 7 lety +30

      "AMONG THESE 'TYTHANS' OF CAKE."

    • @straburstswagg
      @straburstswagg Před 7 lety +14

      The Mega Jellyfish I literally cried when he said that😂

    • @amattesonful
      @amattesonful Před 7 lety +10

      BEST PUN 2017 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @nexofury4979
    @nexofury4979 Před 3 lety +55

    I came back to mark makes because unus annus is gone :( so sad but it was bound to happen, i will always remember unus annus
    memento mori
    UNUS ANNUS

    • @Mr-Moop
      @Mr-Moop Před 3 lety +1

      It’s kinda weird how Ethans shirt looks like it could be a piece of merch

    • @Jackie-hi7zg
      @Jackie-hi7zg Před 3 lety +1

      Ethan has a video where they both try peanut butter alternatives (you should totally go watch it if you haven't) and if you have go watch it again ;))

  • @pandacorngaming1588
    @pandacorngaming1588 Před 3 lety +23

    “You know Amy love America!” -Eef

  • @MDreamerIsBi
    @MDreamerIsBi Před 5 lety +828

    3:00
    * Mark mentions that he watches Chopped *
    * Chopped's net worth goes up by 2% *

  • @ssnowbanditt
    @ssnowbanditt Před 7 lety +2392

    mom: son what are you watching?
    me: a cake tutorial... it's... it's... educational...
    mom: ok as long as it's not that loud screaming man I'm fine
    me: *finds earbuds quickly*
    Edit: 0.0 how did this get so many likes??????

  • @tancewaslost5196
    @tancewaslost5196 Před 3 lety +21

    11:19
    Tyler: Did something that he didn't want to do
    Ethan: Almost gonna wheeze
    Mark: *Pogging*

  • @ayyitssemmaaa7491
    @ayyitssemmaaa7491 Před 3 lety +25

    Them: making cakes. Me: eating an uncooked block of ramen.

  • @weird_ghostix3889
    @weird_ghostix3889 Před 4 lety +3764

    Tyler’s gleek is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 Před 3 lety +76

      I f*cking HATE gleeking...I don't know how to keep from doing it XD

    • @ajj2392
      @ajj2392 Před 3 lety +9

      I dont see it

    • @jamiecairns1085
      @jamiecairns1085 Před 3 lety +8

      ...what’s gleek?

    • @weird_ghostix3889
      @weird_ghostix3889 Před 3 lety +72

      @@jamiecairns1085 it’s like when you shoot saliva out of your mouth using the back of your throat or something. I don’t really know it’s definition, but people sometimes do it unintentionally while others can do it on command

    • @jazcat9696
      @jazcat9696 Před 3 lety +12

      @@jamiecairns1085 it can happen a lot when you get braces as well, but weird ghostix has the better explanation

  • @layniestuggs2010
    @layniestuggs2010 Před 5 lety +1735

    Markiplier makes:
    Brownies
    Crepes
    Cookies
    Dumplings
    Macarons
    Cake Pops
    Popsicles
    BACON BACON BACON BACON

    • @adrianramsey6932
      @adrianramsey6932 Před 5 lety +16

      CHOCOLATE BACON FUDGE

    • @chriswhite4408
      @chriswhite4408 Před 5 lety +4

      They already made bacon

    • @kitkat5420
      @kitkat5420 Před 5 lety +6

      @@chriswhite4408 wtf when?

    • @anaceassistant9336
      @anaceassistant9336 Před 4 lety +20

      @@kitkat5420 during a donation livestream that was matched up to 200,000 dollars by an anonymous donor. do I remember what the vid is called? no but im pretty sure if you look up like markiplier makes breakfast it'll appear

    • @strawbz63
      @strawbz63 Před 4 lety +1

      Money

  • @Scrungelz
    @Scrungelz Před 3 lety +12

    I love how proud of Mark Amy looks when he wins something in ever markiplier makes

  • @leswampwateredits7961
    @leswampwateredits7961 Před 2 lety +15

    6:02
    Mark: "Bust"
    Tyler: "In me."
    Never cought this till today😂😂😂

  • @slay1468
    @slay1468 Před 4 lety +7046

    no one:
    me: *comes back to rewatch markiplier makes because i'm sad about ethan being all grown up and unus annus is ending and i MISS TYLERRRRR*

    • @mikemimu6767
      @mikemimu6767 Před 3 lety +102

      THANK YOU, now i'm sad:')

    • @starsong9711
      @starsong9711 Před 3 lety +91

      Did something happen to Tyler?

    • @luanafranovic6455
      @luanafranovic6455 Před 3 lety +102

      Yeah, where is Tyler now

    • @themaninyourcabinet8438
      @themaninyourcabinet8438 Před 3 lety +383

      Tyler's mother passed away, so he's taking a break for a while, I believe. Correct me if I'm wrong, just heard it from other comments.

    • @slay1468
      @slay1468 Před 3 lety +96

      @@themaninyourcabinet8438 oh no :( i had no idea. that is so sad :(

  • @malinamwah
    @malinamwah Před 4 lety +498

    11:25

    • @lissalixi7319
      @lissalixi7319 Před 4 lety +12

      Bless you, lol

    • @meep1475
      @meep1475 Před 4 lety +4

      Ayyy 69th like

    • @enbyunus
      @enbyunus Před 3 lety +4

      wHY DID YOU TIMESTAMP THI-

    • @frost598
      @frost598 Před 3 lety +1

      LMFAO Oh god that's perfect

    • @ajj2392
      @ajj2392 Před 3 lety +3

      I dont actually see the gleek

  • @hanyakina
    @hanyakina Před 3 lety +74

    I'm binge watching Markiplier Makes cause it has the same energy as Unus Annus

  • @galacticalanimator1693
    @galacticalanimator1693 Před 3 lety +19

    Mark be like: I like these video’s they’re so calm
    1 minute later: absolute chaos

  • @alove1812
    @alove1812 Před 7 lety +460

    Mark: "Together they make Tythan"
    Ethan and Tyler: NOOOOOOO

  • @AR-pc8rf
    @AR-pc8rf Před 5 lety +456

    My new favorite line is:
    “Pandering! You know Amy loves Americuh!”

    • @grisannetr1146
      @grisannetr1146 Před 5 lety

      Lmao XD

    • @Kiabeta
      @Kiabeta Před 4 lety +9

      Mine will always be
      Ethan: "I didnt pay taxes in 2016, that's alright"

    • @grisannetr1146
      @grisannetr1146 Před 4 lety

      @@Kiabeta XD YAS

    • @grisannetr1146
      @grisannetr1146 Před 4 lety

      @@hush3956 I'M CRYING XD

    • @cinnclair5068
      @cinnclair5068 Před 4 lety

      My personal favorite is Ethan's "Why are you over-minding your business, bitch?!"

  • @slydog6574
    @slydog6574 Před 3 lety +14

    YOU NEED THE FRICKEN YOLKS

  • @Lou-Lou-
    @Lou-Lou- Před 3 lety +11

    I'm watching with the Subtitles on and at 9:00 when Ethan is rolling his face into the sprinkles the Subtitles say "Here we have a wild Ethan, rolling his face in sprinkles, trying to the the fellow opponents attention" and I just thought everyone should that.

  • @ali_cut4516
    @ali_cut4516 Před 5 lety +777

    Mark: *mixing the butter while making noises*
    My mom: wHaT ArE yOu WaTcHiNg

    • @GtheCatLady
      @GtheCatLady Před 4 lety +16

      Gacha _Alondra And that is why I don’t watch these anywhere near my parents.

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Před 4 lety +18

      Be glad it was at the butter part and not when Mark was moaning while decorating his cake

    • @alexanderwhite9649
      @alexanderwhite9649 Před 4 lety

      @@demonprincess9680 Best part. :')

    • @taarryynnn
      @taarryynnn Před 4 lety

      @@demonprincess9680 0.0

    • @Astherisblank
      @Astherisblank Před 4 lety

      My mom thought I was watching porn lmao
      When she saw I just cried from laughter lmao

  • @argentcapta
    @argentcapta Před 4 lety +714

    0:50
    Even Mark ships it
    Maybe it’s payback on Ethan for shipping septiplier

    • @lee-ew1cj
      @lee-ew1cj Před 4 lety +20

      But poor Tyler

    • @argentcapta
      @argentcapta Před 4 lety +22

      Ollie Rose Marks jealous that he’s tall

    • @lov3ly08
      @lov3ly08 Před 4 lety +18

      Definitely
      HAHA ETHAN THATS WHAT YOU GET

    • @_spacket
      @_spacket Před 4 lety +10

      Everyone ships septiplier

    • @apoof4528
      @apoof4528 Před 4 lety +22

      @@_spacket not me lmao

  • @solidmoonbeams8939
    @solidmoonbeams8939 Před 3 lety +11

    That’s the first time I’ve ever seen Tyler lose his shit so hard lol

  • @bigtoe422
    @bigtoe422 Před rokem +13

    who does the captions💀 they're exactly on point, because not only do they have what they say, but it's just... yeah :D

  • @crosslioness8610
    @crosslioness8610 Před 6 lety +1170

    Mark: and together they make tythan
    Ethan and tyler: NOOOOO
    Fangirls: YESSSSSS

    • @crosslioness8610
      @crosslioness8610 Před 6 lety +9

      Frisk UnderTale SEPTPLIER AWAAAAAAAYYY

    • @airbots4789
      @airbots4789 Před 6 lety

      Frisk UnderTale lol u were right XD

    • @rubyrobles3188
      @rubyrobles3188 Před 6 lety +12

      notice how tyler waited to see ethans reaction and his voice was slightly disappointed. i believe tyler is the reason for tythan

    • @monbub
      @monbub Před 6 lety +3

      serenity benjamin HELLLLLLL YESSSSSSSS

    • @monbub
      @monbub Před 6 lety +5

      Frisk UnderTale NOOOO NOT SEPTIPLIER
      (Jk that is pretty funny)

  • @cecilofthesea
    @cecilofthesea Před 7 lety +226

    Mark- "I've been a part of a CZcams ship now its your turn" -iplier

  • @crystalcreeper6knight320
    @crystalcreeper6knight320 Před 3 lety +39

    I feel like Mark and Ethan could host this show again and just continue their "Let's get cookin"
    Yes I am from Unus Annus

  • @bartwn5243
    @bartwn5243 Před 2 lety +5

    4:15 “Need a little more sugar!” Pours a quarter of the bag in 😂😂🤣

  • @fw_uchiha2179
    @fw_uchiha2179 Před 5 lety +464

    Mark: *Finishes an important speech about cake*
    Tyler: *Burps*
    Mark: *TRIGGERED*

    • @somethingsedona6923
      @somethingsedona6923 Před 5 lety

      more like disappointed lol

    • @maskeddivisions
      @maskeddivisions Před 4 lety

      Yeah, that's not what being triggered is at all. He was disappointed, not legitimately triggered from a fucking burp lmao

  • @bwunangel
    @bwunangel Před 7 lety +292

    0:47 slight noooooo from Ethan
    0:53 *intense no from Ethan*

    • @lanakinsman7334
      @lanakinsman7334 Před 7 lety +3

      Jeffmine Melton lol

    • @spencbur
      @spencbur Před 7 lety +14

      Tythan I ship it I'm sorry ethen and Tyler I ship it so does markimoo

    • @pitifulpeach
      @pitifulpeach Před 6 lety

      you know he did that as a joke right?

  • @devilfruitenjoyer2930
    @devilfruitenjoyer2930 Před 3 lety +4

    "You didn't excell at particularly anything, but you were solid across the board"
    my autobiography

  • @springtrapsawesomegang3016
    @springtrapsawesomegang3016 Před 3 lety +20

    Nobody:
    Ethan *silently sneezes* 6:18

  • @kindagay7664
    @kindagay7664 Před 4 lety +1051

    mark- “M E L T! MELT WITH THE POWER OF MY hEAt! M E L T!”
    ethan- *giggles intensify* m y h e a t.”

  • @juniejunebug
    @juniejunebug Před 5 lety +726

    "Does the cake taste like cake?"
    "Yes."
    "D a m n ."
    14:06

  • @kelseyj6781
    @kelseyj6781 Před 3 lety +5

    12:17 lol mark is so natural about saying that with Tyler falls over😂

  • @T0x1c1ty
    @T0x1c1ty Před 3 lety +9

    Nobody
    Mark at 6:05 *casually does the unus annus hands*

  • @pamsciance8036
    @pamsciance8036 Před 5 lety +486

    YOU MOUTHJACULATED ON MY CAKE!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aruk02
    @Aruk02 Před 7 lety +2012

    Next up: Markiplier Makes: Milkshake
    *like for up plz :3*

    • @hochungkwang4562
      @hochungkwang4562 Před 7 lety +17

      markshake

    • @i3eaniie602
      @i3eaniie602 Před 7 lety +7

      Luken Struken markishake

    • @FiniMations
      @FiniMations Před 7 lety +3

      More like Mkariplier Makes:All girls take off theor cloths and explose their milkshake

    • @kategrimes4603
      @kategrimes4603 Před 7 lety +1

      l3lueSKULL I dare u to watch my videos don't copy hong Chong Kwang

    • @Sky-zf2on
      @Sky-zf2on Před 7 lety +6

      Imagine all the boys in his yard

  • @boopdoop8691
    @boopdoop8691 Před 3 lety +7

    Amy: 5,4,3,2,1
    Me: *war flashbacks*😔🙏

  • @lilyjade493
    @lilyjade493 Před rokem +5

    I can’t believe this was five years ago. I miss Markiplier makes

  • @geminigaming139
    @geminigaming139 Před 4 lety +416

    “You know Amy loves America”

    • @jasb2917
      @jasb2917 Před 3 lety +7

      I think this is the funniest thing eef has ever said

    • @jazcat9696
      @jazcat9696 Před 3 lety +5

      *ahmarika*

    • @jazcat9696
      @jazcat9696 Před 3 lety +3

      10:37 timestamp for anybody

  • @argentcapta
    @argentcapta Před 4 lety +181

    “Tyler, the fukboi”
    “And Ethan... *disappointed silence* “

  • @Tristans_a_Baller432
    @Tristans_a_Baller432 Před 3 lety +9

    Markiplier makes is the closest as I can get in watching an unus annus video. Thank you for letting us appreciate the moments we enjoyed your channel mark

  • @tatertoes2091
    @tatertoes2091 Před 2 lety +6

    Mark: oh such a good consistency
    The Consistency: super chunky