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  • This isn't GOLF IT... This isn't GOLF WITH YOUR FRIENDS... no no no this is GOLF AROUND! The greatest golf game to ever golf!
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  • @JoeyTDoesThings
    @JoeyTDoesThings Před 3 lety +3662

    "You guys are cheating with your weird strats. I am-"
    [Accidentally skips entire level]
    "A *GOD!* "

    • @raven-0621
      @raven-0621 Před 3 lety +86

      20:58

    • @pikachusprite7749
      @pikachusprite7749 Před 3 lety +70

      18:48 Markiplier: It's S***le
      Me: *twitch flashbacks*

    • @pizzacarter9777
      @pizzacarter9777 Před 2 lety +24

      9:31: godamnit! Daddy doesn’t- ever call me anymore

    • @pyrogaming175
      @pyrogaming175 Před 2 lety +15

      11:01 - 11:13 mark laughs at Bob for a while

    • @jesse4658
      @jesse4658 Před 2 lety +1

      @@pikachusprite7749 why is it censored

  • @YelanValleyOrchid
    @YelanValleyOrchid Před 3 lety +3336

    Title: Golf around
    Mark: Golf around
    Everyone: Golf around
    CZcams: *Garrys mod*

  • @elissaunderkoffler7570
    @elissaunderkoffler7570 Před 3 lety +2338

    everyone else: damnit I missed!
    wade: daddy doesn't call me anymore!

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 Před 2 lety +36

      I got so sad when he said that, poor wade

    • @SPEEDFAN4LIFE
      @SPEEDFAN4LIFE Před 2 lety +145

      Reminds me of
      Mark: Hey Siri, call us daddy
      Siri: I don’t see a father in your contacts
      Mark and Ethan: * dies laughing *

    • @ryannmarshall3033
      @ryannmarshall3033 Před 2 lety +29

      @@SPEEDFAN4LIFE "well about that"

    • @masoncail8586
      @masoncail8586 Před 2 lety +5

      @@SPEEDFAN4LIFE which video?

    • @SPEEDFAN4LIFE
      @SPEEDFAN4LIFE Před 2 lety +12

      @@masoncail8586 it was an Unusual Annus video

  • @georgiatracey363
    @georgiatracey363 Před 3 lety +4161

    There is something so funny to me about Wade just shouting “OH STUPID!” that makes me laugh every single time

  • @ydy3035
    @ydy3035 Před 3 lety +11518

    Mark: “Uses Horror Outro”
    So golf is a nightmare.

  • @erinmeans8538
    @erinmeans8538 Před 3 lety +4411

    Markiplier: I’m having horrible flashbacks
    His flashbacks: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost Před 3 lety +3912

    Mark: Says nonsense even when it’s supposed to sound smart and occasionally sings or speaks in a high-pitched voice.
    Bob: has the most creative commentary and the best laugh ever.
    Wade: Says the first thing that pops into his head and is either the best at a game or the worst at a game.
    What a crew.

    • @msampson2286
      @msampson2286 Před 3 lety +86

      i love all three of them but bob is decidedly the funniest of them all i said what i said😩

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 2 lety +38

      if jack was here what would be his role: The Swearing Irishman?, The ... idk I'm out of ideas

    • @evvlovessssstars
      @evvlovessssstars Před 2 lety +26

      @@loki4807 the loud swearing irish man whom likes bells 😎

    • @nostalgiagaming560
      @nostalgiagaming560 Před 2 lety +11

      @@evvlovessssstars Look at those REFLECTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @evvlovessssstars
      @evvlovessssstars Před 2 lety +7

      @@nostalgiagaming560 THE LIGHTINGG LMAO

  • @GH05TL1GHT5
    @GH05TL1GHT5 Před 3 lety +811

    Wade's "Goddammit, Daddy… doesn't ever call me anymore," at 9:30 made me lose it 😂

    • @DinoBoiRex
      @DinoBoiRex Před 2 lety +26

      honestly wade can be as funny as bob sometimes, and it's amazing

  • @alivecree
    @alivecree Před 3 lety +3588

    “This music.., while delightful, IS gonna make me kill myself.” - Bob 2021

  • @kairus6327
    @kairus6327 Před 3 lety +5663

    "I'm garying all over the place, I'm practically Gerald" is the best line in this video 💀. Bob's improvisation is something else

    • @butterstick7767
      @butterstick7767 Před 3 lety +40

      @@bruh3585 silence gimmick account

    • @snakobsings3560
      @snakobsings3560 Před 3 lety +22

      @@bruh3585 Begone from here demon

    • @-.-GAME-.-
      @-.-GAME-.- Před 3 lety +55

      I was drinking water, and spat it all over my phone when he said the line.

    • @SacredSpirit1337
      @SacredSpirit1337 Před 3 lety +62

      What about “Yes, eat my Chungus!”?

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Před 3 lety +55

      Wade with the "now let's not get ahead of ourselves, here" alley-oop

  • @rileyb1823
    @rileyb1823 Před 3 lety +406

    24:15
    Bob: *turns into Mickey Mouse* "No, wait a minute!"

  • @microTrash28
    @microTrash28 Před 2 lety +308

    Why is no one talking about “bone broth madness?” That’s the greatest part of this video.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Před 2 lety +4

      Is that a reference to something? I feel like I'm on the verge of remembering something when I hear that lol

    • @SalesJM518
      @SalesJM518 Před rokem

      Time stamp?

    • @microTrash28
      @microTrash28 Před rokem

      @@SalesJM518 21:43

    • @instantchaos2385
      @instantchaos2385 Před rokem +5

      @@Redbikemaster streamer life simulator, he made a bit where he was talking about it for 2 minutes

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Před rokem

      @@instantchaos2385 ohhhhhh that's where I heard it, thanks

  • @brycebowlay-sutton914
    @brycebowlay-sutton914 Před 3 lety +6514

    Normal people: “Yay I won”
    Mark:”EAT MY CHONGUS!!”

  • @derpypenguin933
    @derpypenguin933 Před 3 lety +3075

    Jack with his friends playing golf: "Here ill help you man!"
    Mark with his: "NO BOOPS! NO BOOPY!"

  • @alanabanana4013
    @alanabanana4013 Před 3 lety +392

    i love at 12:12 when wade and mark just simultaneously go "oh goddammit"

  • @sekainosenpai3001
    @sekainosenpai3001 Před 2 lety +72

    21:00 Mark: You guys are cheating with all your weird strats, I am- *A GOD*

  • @PersonProductions1
    @PersonProductions1 Před 3 lety +814

    Bob:
    "This music, while delightful, is gonna make me kill myself. Not that I don't like it, I just hate it with every fiber of my being"
    This is a mood, no doubt
    1:57

  • @Fallen_Angels46
    @Fallen_Angels46 Před 3 lety +3704

    “Your brain is smooth..like a sea cucumber”-bob

    • @alan7life
      @alan7life Před 3 lety +2

      How old are u

    • @ljharnish
      @ljharnish Před 3 lety +61

      @@alan7life does it really matter how old they are bro?
      does it really?

    • @ha_lequin
      @ha_lequin Před 3 lety +7

      was he wrong tho

    • @samfinkjensen
      @samfinkjensen Před 3 lety +44

      The funniest part is sea cucumbers aren't actually that smooth

    • @nithyapriyam4536
      @nithyapriyam4536 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ha_lequin nope, he right

  • @mau_ghxst
    @mau_ghxst Před 3 lety +72

    12:56 Bob's little korok "ya-hah!" for some reason had me in tears

    • @rhiannonphoenix5426
      @rhiannonphoenix5426 Před 2 lety +6

      That was my favorite part lol it was too cute

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 Před 2 lety +2

      I’m pretty sure I went feral for half a second when I first heard that.

    • @UltraChase
      @UltraChase Před rokem +2

      @@thequeenofcringe1585 same man i got flashbacks

  • @jarrodskufcagaming5203
    @jarrodskufcagaming5203 Před 2 lety +47

    21:56 "Salmon color, because of too much bone broth, You grilled too hard and got bone broth madness". Bob 2021 lol

  • @jamespurgason4834
    @jamespurgason4834 Před 3 lety +2623

    mark: you guys are cheating with all your weird strats
    *does one himself*
    Mark: I am God

    • @fool6078
      @fool6078 Před 3 lety +15

      God is a cheater

    • @karlee462
      @karlee462 Před 3 lety +7

      @@fool6078 facts

    • @jonathanwoods9903
      @jonathanwoods9903 Před rokem +1

      mark was literally the first one to use a weird strat

    • @brodycoot05
      @brodycoot05 Před rokem +1

      Markiplier.exe moment

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před rokem +1

      We would all be ecstatic and horrified if Mark were God especially when he says he has an idea.

  • @darksoul1004
    @darksoul1004 Před 3 lety +1200

    All of Marks Statistics in these Games:
    1st Game: Mark got Second by 1!
    2nd Game: Mark Got Last by 1!
    3rd Game: Mark Got First by 1!

    • @emmaimane264
      @emmaimane264 Před 3 lety +31

      That doesn’t seem.... like a ‘real’ outcome

    • @katanakid13
      @katanakid13 Před 3 lety +5

      That's cuz it's Lixian's score.

    • @ljspears6445
      @ljspears6445 Před 3 lety +7

      Oh my lord that’s right

  • @kaylaallen8523
    @kaylaallen8523 Před rokem +79

    Dude I almost had a heart attack when the skull golf ball appeared on screen. I was wiping mustard/ketchup off of my laptop that I spilled I thought I big time messed up. Thanks Mark

  • @ZeroTwo-ve9rv
    @ZeroTwo-ve9rv Před 3 lety +129

    20:56 "They kick, they love, but they do not wear a glove" - Wade 2021 😂😂

  • @SShrikke
    @SShrikke Před 3 lety +4311

    I think at this point Mark has JUST fully matured after 30 years of being a teen

    • @krampus9376
      @krampus9376 Před 3 lety +423

      Right concept, but wrong stages. He went from being a big baby (due to always screaming, crying, and being very loud yet entertaining) to being a teen (now he’s a little more calm, but he’s upgraded to complaining, getting salty, having violent mood swings, and of course sulking)

    • @connor8655
      @connor8655 Před 3 lety +241

      You can’t say that. He told Bob and Wade to eat his chungus in this episode 😂😂

    • @Longjohngolden
      @Longjohngolden Před 3 lety +20

      Lol nah

    • @lunarith4199
      @lunarith4199 Před 3 lety +12

      FACTS

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender Před 3 lety +32

      And that's fine. We all care for him and love his content all the same.

  • @AshMeta
    @AshMeta Před 3 lety +537

    Bob: "I have a solution to this problem!"
    *exits stage right*

  • @undyinglight1785
    @undyinglight1785 Před 3 lety +85

    11:40-11:48 with Mark going in the lava and Wade shrieking with after him made me laugh soooo hard, I replayed it several times

  • @phantomarbiter6835
    @phantomarbiter6835 Před 3 lety +187

    5:30
    Wade: “These are my people, they will let me pass”
    Everyone: Wade why did you just call yourself a chicken?
    Mark: later makes a comment of Wade being a chicken

  • @-joe.mama-
    @-joe.mama- Před 3 lety +844

    Wade: "I need a sign on my head that says stupid!"
    Bob: "I'm sure we could arrange that"

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ Před 3 lety +13

      is Bob going to buy a tattoo gun? 😁
      if he does I can just imagine Bob saying "oh Wade look what I got" 😆

    • @shemer00
      @shemer00 Před 3 lety +1

      My favorite

    • @iwantmoney3598
      @iwantmoney3598 Před 3 lety +9

      @@UtopssAKAPJ they just need to borrow Ethan's tattoo gun

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ Před 3 lety +9

      @@iwantmoney3598 YES now imagining Bob saying "hey Ethan can I ask for a favor" 😁

  • @mutantkiller2744
    @mutantkiller2744 Před 3 lety +371

    "YOU'RE A GARY" is now my new fav sentence

  • @Demon_4719
    @Demon_4719 Před 3 lety +150

    Mark and bob: having a good time
    Wade: Raging over him doing stupid moves
    23:41

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy Před rokem +18

    22:25 context for wade’s shout: he got foxy jumpscared on his stream (you can actually kind of hear it through his headphones)

  • @nathanvincent5428
    @nathanvincent5428 Před 3 lety +2145

    “They kick, they kick, they kick, they love, but they do not wear a glove.” - Wade 2021

    • @nirablackfire2792
      @nirablackfire2792 Před 3 lety +91

      I'm sure Wade has lost his mind, and the only thing left in his skull is nonsense and chaos.

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 Před 3 lety +154

      "Wait wait wait, keep going keep goi- goddamnit. Daddy doesn't ever call me anymore." Also Wade.

    • @jacobsukovaty520
      @jacobsukovaty520 Před 3 lety +38

      I'm pretty sure it was Barbara that made him lose his damn mind

    • @YuuyaKZMI
      @YuuyaKZMI Před 3 lety +14

      Pretty sure you can turn that into song lyrics if you add a few more words.

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 Před 2 lety +9

      Later in 2021 new video: CHICA KICKS!

  • @pixelzomblina
    @pixelzomblina Před 3 lety +647

    Mark: “This is Golf Around. Not Golf With Your Friends. Golf Around.”
    Me: But with your friends?

  • @avengersdweeb
    @avengersdweeb Před 3 lety +103

    “Get away from me.” has the same cadence as “Don’t touch me.”
    Don’t tell me I’m wrong. I’m not.

  • @skullwolfultra3878
    @skullwolfultra3878 Před 2 lety +61

    26:27 Just the laugh explosion from Bob made my soul almost leave my body from laughter

  • @Charlotte-lv8pf
    @Charlotte-lv8pf Před 3 lety +691

    "We just go"
    - Markiplier

  • @siaed7094
    @siaed7094 Před 3 lety +605

    Mark: It's-It's [REDACTED]le.
    Twitch: Wait, is he allowed to say that?

    • @pixelkenbrussels
      @pixelkenbrussels Před 3 lety +38

      When did simp become a banned word?😂

    • @iarefox6968
      @iarefox6968 Před 3 lety +9

      I was thinking he took it out cause ludwig always says THE PLAN IS SIMPLE

    • @user-kw1iv5rk7t
      @user-kw1iv5rk7t Před 3 lety +5

      why is that a thing?

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 Před 3 lety +8

      i guess simple plan is now a banned music channel.

    • @minami0959
      @minami0959 Před 3 lety +20

      @@pixelkenbrussels Twitch recently banned the use of simp lol

  • @hehemoglobina
    @hehemoglobina Před 2 lety +70

    23:36 "STUPID, STUPID WADE!" It made my day😂

  • @hannahstjohn5250
    @hannahstjohn5250 Před rokem +33

    wade is the funniest human alive, every word he says makes me spiral and i will never think otherwise

  • @Drago0025
    @Drago0025 Před 3 lety +450

    "Golf Around is not golf with your friends."
    Me: *Pretty sure it is*

    • @muzankibutsuji8919
      @muzankibutsuji8919 Před 3 lety +3

      @DarkDragon's FunDungeon ok boomer

    • @tikvahlanz6335
      @tikvahlanz6335 Před 3 lety +31

      @@muzankibutsuji8919 no he’s right. Some of these maps are almost identical.

    • @aaron3554
      @aaron3554 Před 3 lety +6

      The game is pretty much the same with the exception of the engine used to make it. This looks like it is smoother with more functional mechanics and better level editing. And in regards to similar maps; it isn't hard to accidentally make similar maps, it doesn't seem blatent

    • @muzankibutsuji8919
      @muzankibutsuji8919 Před 3 lety

      @@tikvahlanz6335 I know, I’m just memeing

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ Před 3 lety +1

      only pretty sure? 😆🤣

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove Před 3 lety +405

    Bob: "Mark, you're too funny
    My back hurts from laughing"
    Mark: _Shut up and go away_

  • @cozinatorgaming5898
    @cozinatorgaming5898 Před 3 lety +30

    I just love when Wade goes "NOOO! I mean nice shot, nice shot" gets me everytime.

  • @ka_ka_kaelin
    @ka_ka_kaelin Před 2 lety +30

    Bob just casually saying "I'm sure we could put that together" gets me every f**king time😭

  • @fallenangel249
    @fallenangel249 Před 3 lety +758

    At the beginning I looked in the bottom left and had flashbacks to
    Mark: "THERE'S A POWER BAR"

  • @Victoria-xt7mr
    @Victoria-xt7mr Před 3 lety +518

    Mark: *analyzing the map* "What are we looking at?"
    Bob: "YEET"

  • @heartofonyx9763
    @heartofonyx9763 Před 2 lety +90

    23:39
    Wade really radiates Arin Hanson vibes here, not gonna lie. The things he says, the ways he said it. “OH, STUPID” is EXACTLY something Arin would say

  • @djicekream8672
    @djicekream8672 Před 3 lety +46

    17:05 "this is the way" Ah yes the classic mandalorian reference

  • @vgplounge7435
    @vgplounge7435 Před 3 lety +727

    Mark: so this game is called golf around
    CZcams: *you’re playing Garry’s Mod*

    • @TGerhardt
      @TGerhardt Před 3 lety

      @@commentmemes0 That made little to no sense

    • @sundust6744
      @sundust6744 Před 3 lety +24

      @@TGerhardt It says he's playing Garry's Mod at the bottom of the description

    • @commentmemes0
      @commentmemes0 Před 3 lety +15

      @@TGerhardt What makes sense on CZcams ?

    • @Anonymous-eh3bt
      @Anonymous-eh3bt Před 3 lety +1

      @@commentmemes0 hmmmmm

    • @Jamjamsart
      @Jamjamsart Před 3 lety +11

      Ots because they're all garrys

  • @Lensey28
    @Lensey28 Před 3 lety +780

    This was so much more entertaining than I thought it would be

  • @lizzystanfield356
    @lizzystanfield356 Před rokem +41

    19:22 is somehow the one thing that made my day better with bob’s “bonk bonk boys” 🤣

  • @user-mb1ov3cn9v
    @user-mb1ov3cn9v Před 3 lety +45

    "They kick, they love but they do not wear a glove. " ~Wade 2021

  • @azzythesmol
    @azzythesmol Před 3 lety +626

    Mark: "I’m having horrible flashbacks
    "
    His flashbacks: *Intense screaming*

  • @CAM98765
    @CAM98765 Před 3 lety +1400

    why did bob sound like he was summoning a demon when he “sneezed”

  • @tmmawesome
    @tmmawesome Před rokem +29

    "Aim somewhere else man!" still fucking kills me

  • @reyesle6709
    @reyesle6709 Před 3 lety +27

    “Mark, you’re too funny, my back hurts from laughing” -bob
    A wise statement about how we all feel about mark

  • @BionicLelak100
    @BionicLelak100 Před 3 lety +3026

    “I am three dimensions beyond you” are “Mark’s” last words before everyone said he wasn’t real 🧐

    • @iamafuckingfailure
      @iamafuckingfailure Před 3 lety +44

      so hes a 6 dimensional being

    • @TheGlader2
      @TheGlader2 Před 3 lety +12

      So he's a seventh dimensional being?

    • @919vicki420
      @919vicki420 Před 3 lety +6

      Yeah, but that was just a hoax. We all know he's real, if we saw him in person. So him saying he wasnt real along a few other people, then him coming bAck sayinghe IS real is like, making me consider if i should unsub to him or not. Idk im just spouting nonsense XD

    • @DarlCron
      @DarlCron Před 3 lety +48

      @@919vicki420 It was a fun like joke series so there were still videos everyday for us. You’d really unsubscribe over a joke?

    • @kaerstyx
      @kaerstyx Před 3 lety +29

      @@919vicki420 its.. its a joke

  • @BeeDoofy
    @BeeDoofy Před 3 lety +525

    Wade: Youre Gary?
    CZcams: Yes, this game is clearly Garys Mod

  • @MountainGirl7771
    @MountainGirl7771 Před 3 lety +173

    I about died at hole 9. "It's not the last one" "IT'S NOT THE FIRST ONE, MARK!" Just watching them shoot off and jump was hilarious, but then hearing the voices.....

  • @gamertag1135
    @gamertag1135 Před rokem +9

    20:35
    Marks evil laugh when someone gets hurt 🤣Aslo I love how the video starts with all three of them calling the game adorable and loving it and then they end the second video with screams and tears of loss 😂♥

  • @SheNeverCared
    @SheNeverCared Před 3 lety +2621

    so if golf is a sport, is this also a sport?

  • @t_rev3308
    @t_rev3308 Před 3 lety +304

    Mark: *swears profusely*
    Lixian: it’s fine
    Mark: says sim-
    Lixian:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @sjumbo
      @sjumbo Před 3 lety +45

      He censored it himself with his soundboard

    • @Woodland_Adventures
      @Woodland_Adventures Před 3 lety +15

      I'm confused as to why they chose to censor the word simple, and part of me hopes it was a bit.

    • @jelly2317
      @jelly2317 Před 3 lety +55

      @@Woodland_Adventures twitch banned the word simp and you can banned for using it. They were making of it

    • @acrojen03
      @acrojen03 Před 3 lety +7

      @@jelly2317 Wait, did twitch actually ban that word? I thought it was just a joke. XD

    • @coryclark5442
      @coryclark5442 Před 3 lety +8

      @@acrojen03 suicide is looking better by the moment

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads Před 3 lety +24

    "I have a solution to this problem!" *throws himself over the ledge*
    Funny. That's the same solution I have to my life. ^^

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 Před rokem +10

    You really have to appreciate Marks emotional control.
    If I did half the shit he had to go through I would’ve destroyed my computer

  • @matchamae8053
    @matchamae8053 Před 3 lety +145

    they made golf, the least fun sport, the funniest thing to watch ever

  • @ripieces9738
    @ripieces9738 Před 3 lety +406

    This is a mood:
    “This music, while delightful, is going to make me kill myself.”

    • @MissRadi0active
      @MissRadi0active Před 3 lety +21

      "Not that I don't like it. I just hate it with *every fiber of my being* "
      Real mood. 😂

    • @mel1654
      @mel1654 Před 3 lety +6

      Bob is a comic genius

  • @lemonemi007
    @lemonemi007 Před 3 lety +16

    13:27 Mark's beautiful scream of terror

  • @ArleyEdgar
    @ArleyEdgar Před 2 lety +5

    24:20 Bob's ball started playing flapy bird

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 Před 3 lety +487

    "Once upon a time, there was a really Stupid Wade. He was so stupid that everybody died. THE END" - Wade, probably

  • @spectrumxvii494
    @spectrumxvii494 Před 3 lety +192

    "god damnit daddy doesn't ever call me anymore"

    • @harper_septiciplier
      @harper_septiciplier Před 3 lety +17

      Wade says the weirdest most random things in the world🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 Před 3 lety +22

      "They kick, they love, but they do not wear a glove."

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic Před rokem +16

    25:13
    “Dude I am not a Gary, I am much more of a FREDDDD!”
    “Is that good?”
    “I don’t think so.”
    All the Freds watching: 😔✌️

  • @shinyshinyyshinyyy2197
    @shinyshinyyshinyyy2197 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Mark and Bob: Oh wow this is delightful, what a nice little game of mini golf
    Also Mark and Bob: 15:23

  • @localblanchead
    @localblanchead Před 3 lety +104

    "Look guys, you are cheating with those weird strats. I am-"
    *accidentally discovers the easiest way to get in the hole*
    "A GOD"

  • @light44223
    @light44223 Před 3 lety +176

    Mark: I'm having flashbacks.
    His flashbacks: The fitnessgram pacer test is a-

  • @zacharymeyer4669
    @zacharymeyer4669 Před 3 lety +12

    Bob: I'm so smart and good at things!
    Bob 6 seconds later: Oh did I leave the lobby?

  • @one_tricky_boi
    @one_tricky_boi Před 3 lety +12

    "Smooth like a sea cucumber"
    --Bob, 2021

    • @kexard
      @kexard Před 3 lety +2

      I like the childlike tone he said it in XD

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Před 3 lety +2100

    It's a nice mini-golf game

  • @ZondaFRoadster
    @ZondaFRoadster Před 3 lety +166

    *video:* _fades to black and transitions to a skull_
    *me:* UNUS, ANNUS, UNUS, ANNUS.......

    • @oliveranderson2875
      @oliveranderson2875 Před 3 lety +12

      I thought it was something like that too

    • @renmoore5395
      @renmoore5395 Před 3 lety +5

      YESSSS

    • @malakai3621
      @malakai3621 Před 3 lety +3

      Hey now dont try this at home....

    • @ray4163
      @ray4163 Před 3 lety +1

      It's the dance of Italy ho woa woa woah it's it's dance of Italy ho woa woa woahh

  • @robinlannister6739
    @robinlannister6739 Před 3 lety +10

    Bob: “wades brains all smooth”
    Also Bob: “LIKE A SEA CUCUMBER”

  • @meltaylor7984
    @meltaylor7984 Před 3 lety +6

    Mark saying he would shake his hand is just a menacing way of saying he will unsocial distance himself.

  • @repwashere
    @repwashere Před 3 lety +665

    What happens if you touch the stove when its hot?
    Wade: YOU ROAST!!!!!!!!!!! (17:56)

  • @ellah1122
    @ellah1122 Před 3 lety +5

    21:37 is my favorite line from this whole video lmao "WOW WHAT A WRINKLE"

  • @harvey1366
    @harvey1366 Před 3 lety +16

    I love how wade becomes Dr. Seuss....
    Famous words by Wade: THEY KICK THEY KICK!!!! They love but they do not wear a glove

  • @Franz0818
    @Franz0818 Před 3 lety +135

    Jack and the lads: *casual playing*
    Mark and the bois: *survival of the fittest*

    • @samp8542
      @samp8542 Před 3 lety +2

      *rex noises as mark furiously hits a ball with a golf club*

  • @harasnicole
    @harasnicole Před 3 lety +212

    "my body hurts from the amount of joy i'm getting from this."
    same bob, same.

  • @deletedacount5033
    @deletedacount5033 Před 3 lety +11

    Muyskerm: bob
    lordminion777:wade
    bumbum:mark for anyone who has trouble.

  • @PhoenixBorealis
    @PhoenixBorealis Před 3 lety +15

    I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Please do more!

  • @RyanIcey
    @RyanIcey Před 3 lety +186

    "Don't stop jumping!"
    *immediately jumps*
    *dies*

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove Před 3 lety +257

    Mark: promotes his Life After Death merch
    Everyone: _sobbing in pain_

    • @jasonlincoln7863
      @jasonlincoln7863 Před 3 lety +8

      Take my like damn you, because you’re right

    • @summerodom6837
      @summerodom6837 Před 3 lety +14

      Anyone else getting subtle hints of Unus Annus? No? Just me? Okay then

    • @PurpleWolf1122
      @PurpleWolf1122 Před 3 lety +11

      @@summerodom6837 that’s why we’re sobbing in pain 😭 Also take my like as well

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. Před 3 lety +4

      For some reason I didn't watch any unus annus videos. So I can't relate

    • @ValorGlory
      @ValorGlory Před 3 lety +3

      Again what the heck are you crying over the merch doesn't look so bad you need to cry about, pull yourself together people. Unless you are crying because of how annoying and obtrusive the ad was that completely ruined the flow of the video, because I would at least understand even though it is still nothing to cry over.

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 Před 3 lety +17

    23:03 wow, what an edit xD Out of all the brilliant comedy in this video, that one stands out for some reason.

  • @katieneves
    @katieneves Před 3 lety +9

    (17:30)
    Wade: *excited woohoo*
    Mark: after you Bob
    Bob: *sarcastic woohoo* oops
    Idk I just thought it was funny XD

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 Před 3 lety +398

    Mark saying "dungeon", "ball reticle" and "extreme" in the same sentence at 2 in the morning is why I'm subbed

  • @Gweem13
    @Gweem13 Před 3 lety +117

    Mark yelling "eat my chongus" just hits different

  • @a_clockwork_puppet
    @a_clockwork_puppet Před 3 lety +2

    Idk why but watching mark, Bob and wade play/talk really cheers me up. No matter what it is that they are playing or how bad my day is going

  • @ryanlake3545
    @ryanlake3545 Před 3 lety +5

    when you're watching high asf and the life after death ad comes in an puts you in awe.

  • @Berbean
    @Berbean Před 3 lety +80

    " God damnit daddy doesn't ever call me anymore. " - IM SORRY, WHAT??

    • @user-cr5nh4mv5j
      @user-cr5nh4mv5j Před 3 lety +2

      All of Hamilton's other kids after Ten Duel Commandments: "first time?"

  • @FoxCon2546
    @FoxCon2546 Před 3 lety +731

    Mark: I'm having horrible flashbacks
    Flashback: Oh there's a measurement for power?

    • @mikacookiegaming1294
      @mikacookiegaming1294 Před 3 lety +9

      I'm so glad someone else remembers that

    • @victoriabradshaw7446
      @victoriabradshaw7446 Před 3 lety +11

      I WAS EATING AND I READ YOUR COMMENT AND CHOKED BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED THAT ON JACK'S CHANNEL

    • @lunareclipse0823
      @lunareclipse0823 Před 3 lety +15

      THERE’S BAAAAAAAARS?!

    • @percyjacksonfangirl4ever835
      @percyjacksonfangirl4ever835 Před 3 lety +28

      Mark: I WAS TRYING TO USE THE SQUARES AS LIKE, A MEASUREMENT SYSTEM!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME?!?!?
      Seán:... It's at the bottom of the screen...
      Mark: WELL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!
      Seán: It's at the bottom of the f*****g screen...
      Mark: *continues to rage*
      Bob and Wade: *dying of laughter in the background*

    • @HorrorMonster4406
      @HorrorMonster4406 Před 2 lety +3

      Mark: My mic was in the way!

  • @isabellemillican2113
    @isabellemillican2113 Před rokem +3

    4:06 I love the way Bob says Marks name, it always sounds like a concerned adult trying to conceal a chuckle when seeing their kid act stupid 😂

  • @shay0774
    @shay0774 Před 3 lety +14

    2:12 the destroyed laugh

  • @lilymayen7158
    @lilymayen7158 Před 3 lety +387

    Markiplier: uploads
    Everyone: straight to the comments