THE HELL OF GOLF | Golf Around
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- čas přidán 13. 01. 2021
- Golf Around gets even worse as my friends start cheating in a way that makes me look like I'm doing worse.
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Its heartwarming to see that Bob, Wade and Mark still are great friends after almost 10 years.
Edit: I see some people dont think that Mark and Jack still play together. But they just played Phasmophobia a little ago. They are still friends from what I can tell, Jack just has a really large friend group and expands out alot.
Mark and wade met in high school and Bob and Mark were roommates in college. They've been friends for 13+ years
Wade and Bob fabricated mark in college as a sex bot but he accidentally went viral on youtube so they're sticking with it
@@nathanielsmith6895 seriously??
They're IRL friends so it makes sense.
@@isisdarosa9340 they talk about it all the time
"You almost ruffled my roofies."
-Wade, 2021
@Ì Àm Çhřïş PP 900 bruh
@@dnkestptt "It's a shitposter, send no reply."
@@natethebass-man2869 i know man
makes perfect sense 😁
@Ì Àm Çhřïş PP 900 stfu
11:20 "mark finally got his first wrinkle" bob's improv is so fucking hilarious
23:24
lol... how does a single witty comment qualify as collective "improv"??
@@rekyu3d541 because there are many more examples of Bob having great improv, they just chose this one to point out
I'm still laughing at the fact that Wade keeps going with the puns even though no one acknowledges it.
You could say he is punrecognized
@@JaredGoofball that is horrible. great, but horrible
Wade: “I called my *French uncle* and uncle said to me...”
Also Wade: “Why’d I say French uncle?”
STOP CALLING ME CHUNCLE!
You mean *Friend Chunckle*
SHUDDUP AND KEEP SINGING PLZ
i dont know why, but that was the moment that made me laugh so much soup almost went out my nose
Other great wade quotes to start the year of with:
Ruffled my roofles
Suck my roof
I love how mark either wins, or loses significantly
No in between huh
I want them to play UNO Flip and somehow manage to plus five him, but go around the table giving him plus 30. I have done that before to someone, it’s absolutely obliterating
True. That's what's fun about him
He's an over-achiever
Mark 'Over-Achiever' Fischbach
17:20 that fboy laugh gets me everytime
22:08 Kills me when Marks starts mocking the laugh Bob did lmao.
Mark's logic in competitions:
1)He wins cause he's a genius
2)He loses cause you cheated
Dude I got told I was a cheater cuz I kept beating this dude in uno and he was super butthurt
@@thelrazzedazze3900 lol
His logic is a 100% Correct dumbass
The good ol' 7-year-old kid reasoning.
American politics in a nutshell
"Hey guys there's a sword over there."
*Mark immediately gets SLICED*
My reaction: "Found it!"
SAMURAI SLICED to be exact!
its like we watched the same video! How rad is that?
@I Am KevinBB is a bot btw
Classic Mark 🤣
I don't know why, but Wade's "Woooow" at 30:48 had me crying lol
Same LOL
More like "WoOoOOoOooww"
Mark: The only man to do a bad pirate impersonation whilst having played a pirate captain for his own show previously
i feel like wade is the crash test dummy for what's ahead. every so often, he'll speed off and based on whether or not he screams is the complexity of the level.
wade took one for the team
100th like.
You have no idea how much I want to like your comment.
1,700^th like
Okay @@chinhthehugger9284 I just don’t want to be there for at anymore I at all I’m sorry I didn’t get it for I just got home and my church and I justifiable you guys don’t haven’t even know uwhat I don’t pqthink or not
Other CZcamsrs: *Take a break*
Markiplier: *stops existing*
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear hasam
@@AxxLAfriku why do you do this shit
@@AxxLAfriku try punching it again maybe it will fix your hand
@@AxxLAfriku well because you said that we can't say anything mean on your videos, how about we say mean things about you on this video
AND GET AWAYAYYYYYYYY
-i'll leave now-
19:06 "I think your 6 got printed upside down and backwards, dude"
true friendship
I love that whenever Mark started saying foolish fool, franziska von karma is just plastered on his face LMAO
This doesn't make sense wtf
@@FuriosasWarRig Yes it does. Franziska von Karma says that a lot in the Ace Attorney games
She does love calling people that
_"Edited By CloakBrand"_
well that's something you don't see everyday.
Apparently Lixian now has tooken over the channel as well
@@pogdogb394 more like *lunky*
@@IDDMGAM3RZ well yes but no
In the description if you try to subscribe to mark it brings you to lixians channel instead
@@pogdogb394 oh boy
And Bob and Wades channel links have been switched
“There’s stuff going down down there”
“Have you seen a doctor about it?” Killed me
31:05
Mark: You can't make that jump.
Also Mark: Proceeds to make 3 more attempts at the jump.
Wade's moan at 12:48 sends me into tears every damn time! 😂😂😂😂
Even better at 0.25x speed
finally i see a comment on it lmao!!
The "Ken doll DOWN THERE" and then the awkward silence made me die laughing
And then Wade was like dOwN tHeRe?!?!?
Markiplier: *Makes video*
Everyone: *I'm gonna pretends Markiplier is real now...*
I upload cows that are better then cocomelon and deserve 100 mill subs all I'm gonna say :)
Mawkipwier: *Makes video*
Evewyone: *I'm gonna pwetends Mawkipwier is weaw now...*
@Ì Àm Çhřïş PP x201 You suck
@Ì Àm Çhřïş PP x201 No owofier hates this bullshit
@F**ĆK МЕ - RITA ! In appropiate channel picture GEts ban
19:31 when Mark was saying 'parrrrr', why did it sound like he was saying 'power' in an Irish accent 😂
"foolish fool"
*ace attorney music*
me: objection
I like that i finally got the reference
@@TechnoHackerVid LMAO came to the comments so i could say this too. ty RT Game.
Wade: Why was your shot so bad?
Bob: (laughter)
Mark: (wheezing in rage)
Timestamp?
@@sinnamonski685 it was at 22:09
“When you do Unus Annus you get some perks from Father Time.”
“What’s that?”
Why do you hurt us like this?
Memento Mori, my friend.
I am father time what do u need child
Ah yes. Humor based on my pain.
yes
Timestamp
30:44 "OH MY FAWKIN SEAT BELT WASN'T ON". Wade 2021😂😂
Mark: *Gets an Eagle with sick strats*
Also Mark: “I used to be good”
Everyone: Focused on the game
Mark: Laughs like he's gonna die
He cant die if he never existed
Big brain move lmao
@@CardsundRoses69420666 Wait. If he didnt say "This is big brain time," who did?
I can't @you for some reason and I can only see my replies I was just laughing the whole video, I didn't give a frick about who said this is Big Brain time, seems like mark is smooth brain
wtf
Markiplier: mentions Unus Annus
Unus Annus fans absolutely losing it: HE SAID IT
Timestamp: 30:57
Mark; "When you do Unus Annus-"
UA fans, shedding a tear; *That's a name I havent heard in a long time*
Who?
What or who is Unus Annus?
It's too late my friends.... Memento Mori
That's another reason for why he would be an imposter. The real Mark wouldn't talk about Unus Annus. He's past on, unlike this fake.
I don't know why but that wheezy not laugh at 22:19 makes me think of Grinch Mark and I am fear
7:28 we've all been in some holes but never like that hole - wade 2021
"birds love cheese"
"i love cheese"
*mark is a bird*
*_MARK ISNT REAL_*
Seriously Noah, you are stupid, Markiplier is real, and that is the end of the story and that’s over you have to stop for now, Noah Williams
Birds aren't real?
Smooth brain. But so am iiiiiii
@Edwin Arreaga Yep! Someone doesn't get the joke.
Birds aren't real
the guys: Clearly playing "Golf Around"
CZcams: "gArY's MoD"
Oh yeah wut
This game was made in gary's mod engine
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2548 can you f*cking not
@@kingfordvr5863 already reported it
@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? stfu bot
34:30 Wade: I'm like the Little Fuckin Idiot That couldn't
32:02 ah ah ah ah stayin alive stayin alive
22:04
Wade: "Mark, did you just try to hit me?"
Mark: "No, I didn't try to hit you."
Wade: "Oh, then why was your shot so bad?"
Bob: *WHEEEEEZE*
Mark: *TRIGGERED*
The heehoo trying to emerge
I laught soo hard on that part
Every single person who gets an asthma attack: (the mark wheeze)
Mark: roasts wade every second of the day
Wade: claps back once
Mark: Guess ill just go cry
I fckin died 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm not 100% sure about this..."
- Bob talking about 2021
Timestamp for y'all 5:25
bob said that-
@@shay-sd1kb dammit ur right
13:33
Ok um, interesting conversation Bob...
“i called my French uncle and he said to me oui oui” wade
later
bob “i called my friend chungle and he said to me STOP CALLING ME CHUNGLE that’s not my name!”
6:09
watched that 20 times before watching the rest of the vid🤣
“This is gonna not be good for brain”
- Markiplier, 2021
I read that right as he Said it 😂
Famous last words
@@mkr5094 same
@@mkr5094 same
That is such a mood omg
"Fool. Foolish Fool."
The Franziska von Karma face, very nice.
Ikr, I loved that
an unexpected but welcome Ace Attorney reference
I audibly gasped
Me seeing her face: :D
22:11 is my favorite part of the video.
"Ah, yes. Let me and my friends play a soothing game of mini-golf."
A short time later...
12:10 - Return to Monke
Bob: "There's a sw-..."
Mark: *putts the ball*
Bob: "-ord over there..."
*CUTS*
Mark: "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
"When you do Unus Annus, you get some perks from father time"
Cries
Everybody gets a buff: time resistance
30:57
Mark: *exists*
Bob and Wade every 3 seconds: "Ohhh heyy Mark"
DoNT toUcH mE
24:09 "that's impossible."
"With a knife anything is possible."
Bob: "oh uh guys there's a sword over there"
Mark: *proceeds to get cut in half by said sword*
I literally thought about typing that😂
You see, Mark's ball isn't a masochist, it just wanted to see if it could HANDLE the sword... it couldn't
Mark: "When you do Unus Annus..."
Wade: "What is that?"
🙃
What's the time stamp?
@@sophiaaleksandrovich6937 30:58
@@SDPDNM thanks!
poor wade
Momento Mori. Unus Annus.
8:58 "OH YEAH!!!!!" - Kool-Aid man
Wade: I did it in style
Mark: No you didn't, watch this style
Also Mark: *ends up literally 50 miles from where they were a moment ago*
Wade: *follows Mark*
Mark: *talks briefly about Unus Annus *
Wade: “What’s that?”
Fans of UA: *depression sobbing*
Why are people making up this Annus thing? If it was real why doesn't it exist on the internet anymore?
Is this just like a thought control project or something?
@@Buglin_Burger7878 yes it is
@@Buglin_Burger7878 Yeah. I think it’s a retired basketball team in Europe? I honestly don’t know.
Can we just talk about the replys on this comment i-
@@Buglin_Burger7878 Then where did I get this kewl hoodie and profile pic? People have just lost it now that we know Mark's not real.
I guess we gotta add "Father Time" to the deep lore of [REDACTED] lol
Father Time and Lady Death
The joint identity of Unus and Annus
@@RetroRedacted mother nature can be Amy😂 Uncle Freedom can be Jacksepticeye bc wasn’t he the only person to be on Unus Annus who was one of the markiplier boys?
This patch of fans is nice
I love how Mark just went full on Canadian while trying to be a pirate at 24:22 😂
Wade's tiny "Cheese pun :)" made me so happy hahaha
Mark: "When you do Unus Annus, you get some perks from Father Time"
Everyone: _painful sobbing_
time stamp?? momento mori my friend
30:55
Memento mori
Me who never watched Unnus Annus: I don’t share your pain
@@artsrandomstuff436 *you missed out on the best yt channel in history my friend*
I have a strange feeling this was not edited by “cloakbrand.com”
Yesss rita 🥴
@@elkesorensen sorry but this isn’t pornhub
@@yellododo no-no, I’m glad it isn’t, I’m being sarcastic 😂
^infact I reported it
25:05 Mark is making the Jack Sparrow scream and laugh when overpowering the ball from the tube!
22:11 had me laughing so hard, I basically copied Mark
Me: *Sees a Mark, Bob and Wade video*
Me: “I wish I had friends”
Dang
Overrated honestly.
Same
Someday bud...someday
girl me too
“We’ve all been in Holes but never like that hole”
17:14 had me rolling w the laugh 😭
Mark: unus annus
Wade: what is that
Everybody: 😤
"Unus annus"
"what is that ?"
feels bad man
*UA Fans disliked that*
am I deaf?? timestamp?
@@trinitybleh4963 30:57
6:46
Mark's start noise: SHYOOOO!!
Bob's start noise: YEET!!
Wade's start noise: WUAATABOOOO!!
phonetic subtitles on point
25:10 bob compliments mark then he insults him lol
Mark's apathetic "Don't, stop, please stop, don't let it happen- it's happening" at 12:35 felt so relatable.
Me: *not paying attention, only listening*
"Foolish fool." *Whip noise*
Me: *ah... Franziska*
Marik ishtar YGOTAS
Foolish fool of a foolish fool's fool.
What
Clearly the editors are fellow PW fans, lol
“Mark, this is called CARP E DIEM”
“I didn’t mean to seem so coy there”
So many great one liners
The carpe diem would've been funnier if it didn't mean seize the day.
So Wade was essentially encouraging Mark instead of teasing him with his puns lol
its koi
@@stellamae8448 it's a pun for the homonyms coy and koi
22:31 for anyone who wants it, the mythical “oh no…OH YEAH”
14:30, isn’t this conversation in a distractable episode??
Mark: "I just wanna say there's stuff going on down there."
Wade: "Have you seen a doctor about it?"
Bob: You would be called "smooth model"
Me: Did you just call Mark a twink
Mark is a himbo
@@iregreteverything939 yes
he’s a twunk
himbo is the correct term
here comes the fanart of femboy markiplier.. i'm strangely curious tbh
Mark’s laugh at 23:04 made me do a spit take Imao
"we've all been in some holes, but not like that hole"
Me: My car isn’t that bad. I don’t need to get it checked.
My car’s engine: 22:12
lmao
IM GASPING FOR AIR
MY CAR SOUNDS LIKE THIS
I clicken the time thing. And it immediately opened a planned parent hood add and I got so confused
💕💕💕
Mark: You can’t make that jump
Also mark: Attempts it again and again
Foolish Fool...I love seeing Lixian making an Ace Attorney reference!
Rip Garfield Garnuckle
Markiplier: this never not going to be good for brain
My brain: static
@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? ask ur brother, move to alabama first
Mark as Franziska: "Foolish fool"
Pretty sure Lixian edited the video, meaning he made this reference. You did a great job, man.
This was edited by cloak brand.
Cloak is an ace attorney fan.
Timestamp
@@ledgendweaver 27:57
@@M1SSC0RPSE thanks!
I just love how deep Mark’s voice is but the laugh?? How do you get your laugher so HIGH!? It’s the funniest thing to me! 😂
Sick beats 32:32
30:47 I’m saving that for a future soundclip
“Birds love cheese”
“I love cheese”
Mark is a bird
Edit: I have come to the realization that mark is a government drone
Your logic is undeniable
Birds aren't real they are government drones. Mark is a government drone
@@emulyrose5353 yes, I apologize
"Markiplier Isn't Real"
We’ve figured it out, mark isn’t real-
Because he’s a bird.
The way mark got excited about "parrrrrr" was so wholesome
"And he said to me,
*Please stop calling me Chungle.*
M y n a m e ' s n o t C h u n g l e."
I feel like Bob's seemingly genuine interest in America's Next Top Model isn't getting enough attention here.
Eta: Holy poop, almost a thousand likes? Thanks for the sweet validations. Big preesh
Yeah he’s just like “ima tell a story about hairy models” and everyone was like “ok”
Ok
Do you have any idea what eta means?
@@aidankull7235 In this context, "Edited To Add."
@@aidankull7235 estimated time of arrival
Other sports: exist
People: okay.
Golf: exists
People: (collective agreement of a strong hatred)
@I Am KevinBB u already are
@Matthew Gardocki true
@Matthew Gardocki i liked bowling tho
Othew spowts: exist
Peopwe: okay.
Gowf:exists
Peopwe: (cowwective agweement of a stwong hatwed)
I actually went to a golf program to learn to play golf.
I love the fact that out of pride mark will just keep failing the shortcut until he makes it rather than just go the right knowing full well that it damages his score
18:04 that's one of my favorite statues! It's called the winged victory of samothrace!!!!!
Mark: *Speaks anything about Unus Annus*
Me: “He did it. He said the thing” *Cries*
I literally got goosebumps when he said it.
@@dansi.05 Something about this makes it sound like Unus Annus was a person.
is it me, or is does it feel like unus annus is supposed to be something we never talk about again for some reason. I have to keep reminding myself that we are supposed to talk about it in memory
I would like to applaud Lixian's knowledge of Phoenix Wright
Same
4:45 why does mark become a thesaurus when he's struggling?
"Much too difficult... hard... intense"
20:47 “MARKS STUCK IN THE TUBE” fucking sent me
When frustrated or surprised Mark sounds like he's just had a stroke and is attempting to hide it
I’ve never noticed this before… oh my god, you’re right!!
Mark: "Oh no"
Bob: "Oh wow"
Mark: "OH YEAH!"
Dead.
I think you meant to put "Wade" on that last one, friend.
@@themarauder6739 Wade doesn't exist
@@ninjared2164
Understandable, have a wonderful day.
@@themarauder6739 22:31
@@Toast_Sandwich I appear to have forgotten I left this comment behind, and, with the provided evidence of my wrong-spoken correction, I thank you for pointing out my mistake I never knew I made.
"That is Wade's MO, really close to being helpful." 😂
10:33 imagine these people in a car crash