Automating curtains with SwitchBot
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- čas přidán 10. 07. 2024
- Voice controlled curtains - wow it really is space year 2021.
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00:00 Boring irrelevant intro
03:00 SwitchBot Curtains
05:49 SwitchBot Remote
06:21 SwitchBot Hub Mini
08:06 Battery life (8 months)
08:27 Solar Panel
09:06 SwitchBot Switch
10:56 Credits
More info www.switch-bot.com
FAQ
Q) Are they noisy?
A) It’d be up to you to define noisy - but they’re certainly not quiet. They sound like an electric motor pulling a curtain whilst not being particularly happy about it.
Q) Can you schedule the open and close times?
A) Yes
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Took me a sec to realize you were reversing “Google” to avoid triggering a thousand actions in people’s homes. Very thoughtful!
Ha! Everyone submitting to corporate surveillance in their home deserves it.
"Ok Skynet, don't eviscerate my species"
@@Mustakari "ajhaaah i us linux mint govermint not track me heeh i am very importent persun evryjune want me data imagin usingg google hom omg couldint be me"
@@transfo47 The kind posted by someone logged in to a Google service, probably using his smartphone with GPS turned on. And no sense of irony, obviously.
@@crispoman Yes, I am signed into my google account on my phone with my GPS and Bluetooth turned on 24/7 because its convenient to be able to use Google Maps or my bluetooth earbuds anytime I want and my battery can afford it. Also I am not interested in fighting shadows.
I couldn't possibly imagine a more rediculous sentence than "I hope you've remembered to charge your curtains"
"I can't turn off my light because its firmware is updating." "My plug socket crashed." Are two phrases I definitely did not think I would ever have cause to say, and yet here we are.
@@aptom203 Ha yep, I was gonna say the same thing. I installed firmware updates for my light bulbs and power sockets the other day.
"I can't charge my curtains right now, I'm already charging my book and my cigarette."
@@aptom203 "I can't turn on my central heating because google servers are down". I never said that myself but some people did for sure because they own nest..
@@stranger7968 Well that wasn't just some weird thing to say, that was REALLY stupid, there's no reason a thermostat should ever stop working unless it's broken.
I can only imagine Mrs Techmoan saying "oh, bloody hell, what have you bought now?", while you demonstrate with a cheesy grin how you can open and close your curtains from the sofa. She rolls her eyes and walks away
Matt, we've talked about this after the flippin' christmas tree...
She can't technically roll her eyes, as they're stuck to the front of her face and made of felt.
My house was already automated when I was a kid. I was the automation device. Opened/closed the curtains, and switched the TV channels
But it had to be charged 3 times a day, then entered sleep mode for 8 hours. When asked to do anything it angrily replied "In a minute!" several times before complying. I rate this automation device 1 star.
It also needs sometimes little bit mysterious power, called "Love".
I didn't have power locks in my car, and I'd explain that I had power locks. I just push this switch (push down on the lock) and the door is locked.
"Move that aluminum foil on the rabbit ears a bit to the left...that's it...THERE! DON'T MOVE!"
Props for messing with the audio when you said "Okay Google", even their own adverts aren't so considerate!
Yes! Someone said it! I have an Amazon Alexa but I still praise him for not saying common wake words!
Alexa ads are supposed to have an audio cue we can't hear that makes your Echo ignore it, but I wonder where they stuck a signal humans can't hear into a reproduction range based on what humans can hear.
Stop keeping a stupid spybot in your house and feeding training Google's algorhms for free..
@@tparadox88 if I remember right it works the other way -- Alexa only listens to a certain frequency band that they filter out in their commercials.
@@--..__ Pssst, your iPhone/Android is a spybot for your data (also you do know you're posting using a Google account, right?)
Loud high pitched whine. "You can barely hear it."
...he shouts over the sound of the motor 😆
IT'S WHISPER QUIET
IT JUST WORKS
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol
After it ruins your hearing in that frequency range, the sound almost completely goes away.
How long does the battery last
description says 8 month........in real life maybe 3
(this is a joke, skip to 8:00 to find out details in “THE BIT ABOUT BATTERY LIFE”)
@Mark Ryan sorry if we offended you
After 4 month I take it it will run half as slow and at 8 months it will take a few hours to open or close them.
Thinking the solar panel may be no good now but at least will keep it topped up in the long run (i take it they're meant to be left connected continuously and not just for a few days every 6 months.)
He never mentions the battery life...ever. Now I will never know.
"The missus absolutely hates home automation ... So that's another plus!"
😂
@@BodywiseMustard lol. Jokes aside after a few dozen scenarios people are afraid to marry
@David Mander I don't need a curtain opener/closer, because my missus automatically does it. She's also a great dish washer, it ain't all bad you know
You’d think she’d be pleased.
@David Mander
As opposed to getting married to a ?
Set up an account to control curtains... Seriously? Will it be a brick if their server dies?
My thoughts exactly. This also means that it's very likely the company behind it knows exactly when you open & close your curtains.
@: Accompanied by automated raunchy jazz music.
Exactly, we need legislation to avoid requiring data for something you pay and that don't need it? Ridiculous.
@ And that matters why? what are they going to do with that information? use it to send out spies to peak into peoples homes because they know exactly when Susan from birmingham wakes up in the morning? Jees why do some people think that every company is out to get them...
It's so depressing to watch this trend. I am all for a free market and innovation and whatever but I really feel there should be some regulation. You build a product that has to be thrown out as soon as your servers went offline? They should be forced to implement an open standard to control things. Some REST and oAuth and there you go. But then nobody would bother downloading the tracking-infested app anymore, the shareholders won't be too happy...
'My wife hates home automation, so that's another positive.' That got a solid chuckle from me :)
[sarcasm] Yeah! Lets be cruel to the people that we live with. What could possibly go wrong?
@@recklessroges over reaction
@@Mrree250 Yeah, It seems the dry british humor doesn't suite everyones tastes.
Mine has always had voice controlled things she tells me to do it
@@recklessroges I think you mean, "sarchasm", because you clearly can't recognize it yourself... 🙄
Looks pretty useful for people with physical disabilities, after having someone else install it. Would be a shame if your google assistant misheard you and opened them up while you were walking around naked, as is the right of every home owner.
Good point.
@@drxym Did you watch the video? It has a 2 Meter charging cable to specificity charge it while installed, and only needs a charge every 8-12 months. It surely is a bit gimmicky, but „frequently“ charging? Come on...
@@drxym I guess you watched a diff video.
@@drxym he says in the video that it has an 8 month battery life at two uses a day, and there's an optional solar charger
@@drxym if you're disabled but seriously can't get someone over twice a year to plug your curtain opener into its charger, you should reconsider how you treat people rather than getting mad at internet curtains
"Eight months battery life. Battery life: eight months."
Has a bit of a Red Dwarf feel to it.
Dave, everyone's dead. Everyone's dead, Dave.
I just started watching that show. It’s hilarious.
Thank you for not making the " Hey Google" audible
"open the right curtains, switchbot."
-"I'm afraid I can't do that, Mat."
Mat, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
@@robertoricardoruben Daisy daaasiy give me your answer do.
"One day lad, all this will be yours!"
"What, the curtains?"
But I don't want any of that
Epic
Nice reference, i love that scene :)
Lets not get bogged down with 'oo killed 'oo...
The "borring irrelevant intros" are half of the reason why I watch your videos 🙂
I didn't know I needed this until I saw your video but I really wish I knew how long the battery life is.
EIGHT MONTHS BATTERY LIFE EIGHT MONTHS :D
@@Jamato-sUn But you didn't answer the question of HOW LONG!!! Months is a time measurement, this things travels back and forth so making a time measurement pointless!!!! I want to know how many nautical-miles it will last for, I need REAL LIFE measurements!!!! 🤣🤣😉 (jking of course!)
3642 inch-metres
How is your comment 5 days old if he only uploaded 20 minuites ago??????
@@markshortall3384Patreon. In the description it states that supporters get early access to videos.
Cool ! I remember making something like this when I was 10 years old using some bits of Meccano although the Meccano motor wasn't really up to pulling the curtains I could have geared it down further but it was taking nearly five minutes to open the curtains ! my solution was to fit a bigger and more powerful motor a windscreen wiper motor which promptly pulled the curtains off the wall !
🤣
Reminded me of the time I had a cable from my bed to turn off the lights and ceiling fan. No I really did that with nylon keychain braiding rope.
Meccano! That, Lego and Lego Technic were some of the best toys ever!
@@kingofthepod5169 I also extended my ceiling fan pull cord to my bed using a piece of string. I used an adhesive hook and a paper clip to act as a makeshift pulley on the wall so it stays out of the way. For well under $1 it's a great remote control solution which doesn't require an online account.
@@eDoc2020 I had a hook in my ceiling. The cord ran from my window across my bed around the hook to the lights and fan. It was off only sadly, never thought of pull cords
I love how mildly convenient this is.
Judge: "Ma'am, what are the grounds for your divorce?" Mrs: "My husband has automated every flippin' thing in the house! It's like living in the movie, 'Honey, I shrunk the kids!'"
Judge: Hey Google, grant this divorce.
@@donaloflynn I get it, because everything's automated.
That flipping a switch robot looks very cool. The gears are turning in my head on what I would use one for.
"A sign lit up, saying 'Please do not press this button again.' " -- Simon Jones as Arthur Dent
You could turn on your computer remotely
@@bland9876 that can be done without any extra things, the function is called "wake on lan" and can be used with every computer from the last 15 years.
The switchbox might be useful to automate existising curtain/ window shutter controls.
@@TheRailroad99 You could turn on the power strip or wall socket that the computer is plugged into.
I'd personally use it for bedroom lights. I'm forever forgetting to turn them off until I've gotten into bed
My first thought was that scene in Home Alone where Kevin’s trying to convince the robbers there’s a house party going on 😂.
Google Home actually did a remake of that scene with Alexa and an adult Macaulay Culkin.
I need an automated Michael Jackson cardboard cutout dancing in my living room... time to get on Kickstarter
@@AfferbeckBeats XD
I've an idea that takes seconds to implement. Open and close your curtains by hand. Perfect, works every time.
This assumes full mobility and independent thought.
@@geraldhenrickson7472
Anyone that does not have full mobility and independent thought will already have a solution. Like a carer for example, or another solution.
I doubt very much that they have been sitting in the dark for years waiting for this contraption.
It's a shame that they have that delay operating together.
Also, wow those are loud, damn.
Yeah, what kind of low rent Bond villain has curtains that open out of sync and make a horrible screeching sound as they do it?
@@sweaterfish6311 I mean, it's great for an austin powers villain.
Price 🤦🏻♂️
We want it perfect and we WANT IT NOW! 😜 (Not that I disagree lol)
@@sweaterfish6311 Zamak Finger
spins around in chair petting hairless cat:
hey google, close the curtains
Very Blofeld. I'd change the recognition from "Hey Google" to "Computer" for a _Star Trek_ theme (using alternate descriptives for discussing any other computer in the same room, of course).
It needs that low-pitched hum all the moving set pieces in the Bond films had. Then I'm in :P
"ONE MILLLLLLIONNN DOLLLLARS!"
@@Christopher-N If you do that you should have the computer voice sound like Majel Barrett-Roddenberry.
Hey Google, drop my minion into the piranha tank.
Ah, yes. Expensive inconvenience dressed up as forward-thinking convenience. It's IoT alright.
LOL nail-head interface
My father, who was an unsung visionary in his own right, created automation for the curtains in our front window back in the late 1960s. It ran off of line voltage and used thin ropes, and had a wired remote and not a wireless one, but would open the curtains and the sheers behind them separately, and had 3 settings for both--all open, part open, or closed completely, as I recall. I still have the hardware he hand built for this somewhere. The apparatus was housed in a wooden box, attached to the floor, and had integral limit switches to stop the curtains at the desired setting. He had other home automation he created during that era, such as a unit that would detect the headlights of a car pulling into the driveway using a CDS cell mounted in the garage door and turn on floodlights, which would then turn off after a preset time, and a unit that could be programmed to wake you with TV, radio, lights, buzzer, or any combination of these. As a lot of us feel about our deceased parents, I wish I had appreciated him more when I was younger, and I wish he could have gotten some patents and made some money from some of the things he created, which were well ahead of their time. I also should mention that he never had an engineering degree or any formal training.
Hello tech support, I've lost the password to my curtains...
Well pull yourself together!
@@Fifury161 Thankyou,Tommy.
Thank you for garbling up the activation commands for your Google Home device 😁👍 Saves me from having to scream "Ok Google, cancel" (or "stop") at the top of my lungs. Thank you very muchos, Matt!
Ah! I thought it was in case we recorded it and went round his house and messed with all his stuff. Or broke into his Google account, or something like that, I dunno.
Really Google ought to allow you to choose your own phrase instead of that. Everything you say to it gets sent to Google HQ anyway, your phone / whatever device doesn't have the software on board to do voice-recognition. Though a phone certainly has the power to, it would need training a few times to your particular voice, where Google have everyone's voice on an enormous computer.
That said, there's people have set up Raspberry Pi's, or similar, to recognise their voice. Then once it does, it opens a connection to Google and sends the rest of what you say off there. Meaning, though, that Google don't get to hear anything from your house until the Pi decides to send it sound, rather than them listening idly all day. Of course you don't have to involve Google at all, a Pi can do enough voice rec to automate your house and probably answer your stupid questions better than those Amazon spybots do. But using Google means you can integrate all your other Google stuff if you have it.
@@greenaum Youu actually can, in a sort of weird way. Just go to your Google account and open assistant settings. Then click on retrain/refine speech model (don't know exactly what the option is called), and a window opens up asking you to say "okay Google" three times. Now just say what ever you want to have as the activation command and you're done 😁👍 Viola, hacked AF but nevertheless a custom wake word/activation command for your Google Home 👌😎
@@TheBauwssss And it'll have that? Even though I wouldn't be withing a mile of everyone else's "OK Google"?
I'd expect it to be arrogant enough to reject me. Alphabet Inc having decided on the words the world is going to say, and not having space for any wild and seditious ideas.
Last time I was in Google's voice settings I was too busy being appalled at how much of my voice they had stored away.
Did you know there's been, for a decade or two now, voice synths that can take on a real person's voice? The original one (by BT) required you to read a script with all the phonemes and their transitions in it. The example was they could have given Steven Hawking his real voice back if he'd recorded that speech, though Steven would argue the '80s dalek board IS his real voice.
But that was then. Eventually they're gonna collect enough phonemes and maybe fill in the missing ones with maths. Especially with things having such stupid names these days.
It means voice rec will never be any good for real security purposes, and in years to come you won't be able to trust you're speaking to someone unless they're literally in front of you. They could probably fake that right now, they've had long enough, obviously it's not something a researcher would publish.
I was fully expecting some muppets at the end there.
I sincerely hope there's an episode of The Pedant Puppets that features the SwitchBot line of home automation devices. Or maybe a sub-channel devoted to them all living in their terrible tech dystopia.
Yeah, the young one would be boasting about how easy it is to turn the light on without having to go all the way over to the switch. Then fidgets around with his phone logging into accounts and connecting bluetooth devices for 5 minutes before finally turning the light on.
Imagine the day autobot tow trucks tow away illegally parked hover cars!
My uncle had automatic curtains in 1975. I thought it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen.
Now available at Run Silent, Run Drapes stores everywhere.
Nah, I think Nadine would be very disappointed in how loud that mechanism is.
I was hoping this joke would be here.
I have never fully recovered from waking up on the first day of 2000 and finding that I did not own (a) a silver suit (b) a hover car.
Shoulda awoken in a music video from the time
I used to have that problem. However, tonight I saw "Black Panther" for the first time, and now I want to live in Wakanda. 😞
They should have predicted that in the future everyone would drive silver cars... that came true.
The intro, format, and overall presentation on this channel reminds of Beyond Tomorrow/Beyond 2000 and The Next Step, and this fills me with an immense amount of nostalgic joy.
I've always considered myself as a bit of a "techie." As such I've been subscribed to your channel for several years.
Given the state of the world in the past year, I have found that your presentations are very soothing and give me a place to escape from "the madness." For continuing in your presentations, I am thankful that you here.
Tim in Florida, USA
Perfect if you're in a wheelchair or limited movement.
Also didn't think you could upload something on a subject so simple yet make it so entertaining to watch. Great stuff techmoan 💜
One night in 1986, my sister and I were watching a TV show called "Beyond Year 2000" I think. The episode was about home automation. I asked my elder sister: how long is it till the year 2000? She answered: 14 years. I then enthusiastically said: we'll live to see these things! She replied: who knows! My sister passed away in December 1999 💔
What a sad story mate... I too used to watch beyond 2000 & towards 2000 with my sister. sorry for your loss x
😢
They have a youtube channel with all episodes archived. Enjoy!
I was going to 'like' your comment for the _Beyond 2000_ TV series I used to watch, but then you stated your sister passed away. I am sorry.
Ohh... so sorry... sad....
That switchbot button is a lifesaver if you live in an old residential building. We have the ability to buzz people in, but it requires us to interact with a panel in our apartment. Now, instead of using my key to enter my building I just press a button on my phone and the switchbot buzzes me in, haha.
--> Names first chapter "Boring irrelevant intro." Brilliant. Love your channel!
What about battery life? Seems like it wouldn't be long before it needs a recharge. What a pain.
(kidding - take my money NOW!!!! Welcome to the FEW-ture!)
Where did the puppets go? I miss them a lot!
Mate, I've enjoyed your videos for years. Well done! Keep'em coming! Cheers!
Always something interesting to watch when your videos come up in the feed!
"The mrs hates it so that's another positive" LOL
came here to say this....😂
[sarcasm] Yeah! Lets normalise torturing each other, and invalidating each other's desires, especially during lockdown in the middle of a pandemic. [1970's called and want their misogyny back]
@@recklessroges are you alright man? Is something bothering you? Would you like to talk about it?
@@recklessroges it’s called British humour
@@recklessroges 😱💨 Whoosh! That's the sound of the original sarcasm/sarchasm going over your head... 🙄
I have the same problem with my wife and my "cool" home automation projects. She hates them all. :-)
Lol why tho???
@@reactking7093 "why talk to the lights when I can just flick the switch?" :-) When the automation hub gets confused I can see her point.
Mine likes the lights but hates the talking speakers. Oh, and if the internet goes out, she then hates the lights too.
Just get rid of them all---including the dishwasher, washing machine and tv remote.
Risk is that she'll replace you with a little automation device...
"I love it, it's like a movie!"
"It's like living in a movie, I hate it!"
I used to work in a cinema which had powered curtains and masking. The curtains were a conventional cable mechanism with a motor turning the drum over which the cables were wound over. One night the cable came off the drum and got caught in its own mechanism- cutting the cable was the only option for staying open with an expensive repair job following.
A 1990s theatre I do some work in (in normal times) had a powered curtain which has been decommissioned and is now manually flown.
There arent many channels that make me stop whatever I'm doing to watch a video about curtain robots, in fact there's just one!
I'd have loved it if it worked without an app/home automation. That's too much future for me. All I need is a timer to open curtains in the morning.
When I hear: download an app and make an account... Not for me!
You literally downloaded an app and made an account to comment on this video...hypocrites are so annoying.
Maybe not download an app but account creation is a must. But maybe it's the idea of creating more and more unnecessary accounts just to do one thing. If somebody really wants to "automate" things nowadays. Make "a thing" where you create an account with your real information and you can use that to login absolutely everywhere.
@@IvorySoul696 and the day the companies die and server are down no automation anymore!
Yeah, spending 5 minutes to make an account is far too much work.
@@lethauntic is not the problème. The problème is the day the compagnie are gone your switch bot don't work anymore.
I had the pleasure of working with 1" Ampex video tape machines back in the late sixties, they were a bit fragile and had continuos problems with the solenoid's used to switch between play and rewind modes. In the early sixties in high school I worked with Panasonic color VHS tape machines, reel to reel machines using the VHS format. The joys of reminiscing old technology!
I think you just solved the dumbest automation problem that I've been try to solve for months now.
I bought a remote start for my car, but it doesn't have any auxiliary channels so it can't turn on my rear defogger. I've been trying to figure out how to wire a relay or something, but I could just tape one of these bots to my dash on the rear defogger button. And with Alexa integration with my remote start, I'll be able to create a scene that tells the remote starter to start and then actuates the bot to turn on the rear defogger.
What a time to be alive!
I remember that Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em had one episode where Frank had all sorts of troubles with an automated house, which then had problems because of him.
I wish I'd watched that instead of "Demon Seed". 😫
YES, the one with Betty's brother's house.
"Oh my gawd, it's the ballcock"
Thanks for the video. In the 1970s families had free remote controls - the kids. I lost count the number of times I turned the TV channel over, turned lights on/off or made tea.
This would've been incredibly useful after my stroke. I can think of several disabled friends who would really benefit from this as well. ETA- I am thinking more about the switchbot than the curtains, but those would've been a nice addition.
Wow an entire episode about solutions looking for a problem! 😁
"One of those things that could be quite useful if I could find a use for it" story of my life :D
hahah Love it, I always Remember Frank Spencer in the Home automation Episode where he broke everything, as soon as you started talking about the 70s and home automation this was the first thing that popped into my head ...
Yep, in those days everything went bonkers and started chasing you round the house. Nowadays it just sits there, locked up, doing nothing.
This is very useful for elderly folks who can't get off the chair very easily to open or close the curtain
Your content is top tier; you make literally anything interesting and your content is binge worthy.
I'm a smart-home programmer and as long as there's a protocol document available then its cool, but usually these things are locked down and it makes it a total pain.
The guys at iObroker have already figured out the switchbot switch thingy. It's just using BLE. The curtains will most likely do the same.
Just had a look on github and theres a few things for this which is cool, but i meant my comment to be in general
I'm so far down the rabbit hole I don't even want to be dependent on MQTT so I built my own tcp server to mediate between my homemade IoT devices.
I would so love home automation if everything was following open standards and hubs where less internet dependent. And while I don't mind making my own stuff, it seems to be the only way to make it proper.
"She says it's like living in the house from Honey, I Shrunk The Kids. So there you go, that's another postive." 🤣
Too bad he didn’t mention the battery life...
Wanted to put in my thanks for intentionally garbling "hey google". This attention to detail is most appreciated in a house full of assistant gadgets.
I quite enjoyed the boring irrelevant intro, thanks!
If you’re curious, the Nixie tube shot is from Colossus: the Forbin project
thank you!
Some old scifi ideas will never happen. I remember Jean Luc Picard saying "Computer! Play some jazz". Ridiculous!
tea, earl grey, hot.
@@mrxmry3264 Make it so.
What do you think Alexa or Google Assistant does? It's basically the same thing.
@@DJ_Macphisto I thought the joke was obvious. I should have used some sort of humorous emoticon. Sorry.
There is always one
Best video of yours yet. Hilarious!
HEY HEY HEY THOSE BORING IRRELEVANT INFOS IS WHY I WATCH YOUR CHANNEL! You do them so well
I'd set it up so that everything only works when you first say "COMPUTER" and then it registers with the Star Trek: TNG-Computer Bleep.
Make sure to put the microphone in the mouse, just to prove Scotty right.
And yet , all our nostalgia has not been able to will into existence sexy purple-haired Moonbase twins
Just a phone call away!
Lol, I used to love UFO as a kid. I'm showing my age.
I have a very similar setup, and had a similar issue with friction stressing the motors (on closing, opening is less effort for them). A simple solution was to add a narrow strip of UHMW tape (Ultra-high-molecular-weight polyethylene) along the top of the curtain rod. Glides so smoothly now I'm sure it'll improve the battery life.
A few years ago we bought electric roller shutters for better security. I was concerned that we'd have difficulty waking up in the morning with the shutters blocking all light, so I phoned around until I found a company that could provide a timer remote control. So we would be awoken by the sound of the shutters coming up in the morning and the light streaming through the window.
And I really was genuine in that, but the boyish part of me was suitably impressed by how futuristic it was when the shutters automatically opened at 7am! It was like the scifi movies and books I'd read!
"It's curtains for you Rocky, curtains!"
- Bugs Bunny
Pulling your phone out to move the drapes...
...a curtain call?
I'll see myself out
It's COITAINS for you!!! :P
Pull yourself together man!
That was a groaner, love it!
Pleasantly surprised to see it actually works!
You're videos are always so interesting thankyou for putting in all the effort and work it must take to make them
So when their servers inevitably close down, those things become useless?
that's why i wouldn't use anything that depends on a server on the internet. if it can't happen locally, it ain't gonna happen.
There will always be folks who would jailbreak the devices and hook them up to community-run servers, or better yet makes it so that you can host your own server. The spirit of tinkering will never die!
As far as I can see the device itself is bluetooth and you only need the account to connect it to a voice assistant. A quick google shows that people have integrated it with Home Assistant, an open source program. Since it's just bluetooth I imagine any app will also keep working as long as your device is supported.
How would it be useless when it's a physical product. It isn't an app or a wifi only device. It literally gives you a physical remote. So yes you'd probably lose the voice feature worst case scenario.
@@tyrgoossens that's what I'm saying I see a lot of these paranoid comments that have no idea what their talking about.
"1970s home of the future".... Well the ceiling fits that 100% 😂😂😂
That ceiling is just lovely : )
Great video (as usual ) welldone. I once bought 100 quid security camera which required pairing to the network hub via a mobile phone app. 2 years on, the app no longer worked on my phone, and the service provide of the camera changed terms and conditions of use - result 100 quid of stuff now useless. Lesson learnt was to never by stuff with requires apps, the Internet and specialist software.
Thanks again - great video :)
That noise was pretty awful, and did the curtains actually butt up together firmly or was there an annoying light gap?
Great for a bedroom... The curtains open and the noise the motor make wakes you up like an alarm going off.
Any gap doesn't have anything to do with this product. If the curtains don't have a gap when you close them by hand, they won't when you use this.
Would imagine that will depend on your setup. Where you program the stop/start.
And the big question still is: Would Nadine Hurley want these?
Far too noisy for her, I’m afraid
Not quite as silent as she would like, I'd say.
"Don't pay too much attention to my specific installation" is a dangerous phrase to use when showing a lightswitch like that. As an American, I've never seen anything quite like it
Wow somehow it was simultaneously interesting and mundane. Loving TechMoan's work as always.
I love it except the app control, I much prefer some kind of remote that I could use that I know will work for the life of the device and not disappear from whatever app store, it also means you need to be glued to your phone to open the curtains. In five years times these will be useless when the app is no longer supported
Same also after an incident I heard about another smart controlled device having it's app hacked and areas of a certain kind getting held for ransom I'm afraid for my curtains
In the future, I envision a toilet being controlled remotely. Say you went to work and forgot to flush. Of course, you'll need to create an online account for that functionality.
The BogBot.
@@6581punk iShit Pro.
I love your life style, leaving the past with the future at the same time, awesome!
Amazing Video Like Always ❤
Can you do a video on a henry hoover? people outside the uk might not know what it is
Ya mean the bloke who made the vacuum cleaners?
@@Ichijoe2112 i mean the henry hoover. not all hoovers have a face on them.
Create an account to operate my curtain, aw hell naw.
Sometimes smart is way too smart.
That was the Grip Department for the doors. Love your content 🤙🤙
Loved the intro :)
10:22 Oh yeah, buy the Switchbot so you can control your switch with our switch, so you can switch off thing with our switch which switches the switch off.
*incompatible with Nintendo Switch
I got captured by the scenes on the screen at the beginning... that's "Colossus - The Forbin Project" (www.imdb.com/title/tt0064177/). That aestethics is so cool!
Thanks for the recommendation, that's my movie for tonight sorted! :)
I loved the premise!
Thanks for the info. I did not know about switchbot. I purchased a bot for my building door opener button. I had to trim 2 mm off the arm, and works great with the hub. Now I do not worry about forgetting my keys and getting locked out of my building.
"Boring irrelevant intro"
Passive aggressive has a new name, and it is Techmoan. :D
Well or just being british?
@@aritakalo8011 same difference.
Wow, you've demonstrated that the IOT is every bit as absurd and clunky as I always thought it would be.
most people don't even think about security or privacy when they buy such things.
Overall, a classic Techmoan episode right here.
I think 10-11min is your sweet spot. Great details, great jokes. In and out like a good boy scout. Cheers!
I used to have a towel heater switch at the very back of a full wardrobe and the Switchbot was great for putting it on a schedule and activating it remotely.