10 THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO EXPERIENCE IN PRISON ON VALENTINES DAY...

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  • @michaelmullins6479
    @michaelmullins6479 Před 2 lety +78

    I got out 2/14/2014 and it was a awesome day lol still out and living a productive life as a union carpenter and I love my life now people can change you keep up the great content joe

  • @ITIsFunnyDamnIT
    @ITIsFunnyDamnIT Před 2 lety +23

    I'm forever alone year round but watching this makes me realize it could be a whole lot worse. being locked up any day of the year sucks.

  • @noellaguerre1984
    @noellaguerre1984 Před 2 lety +32

    This is hilarious. You made me spit out my alcoholic beverage. Please keep this shit up

  • @summerrobles5419
    @summerrobles5419 Před 2 lety +5

    My husband is in USP Thompson and watching you always gets me through the rough days. Thank you for the laughter all these years.

  • @nimbysep7602
    @nimbysep7602 Před 2 lety +17

    County jail visitation on Valentine's day was always full if there where visits. You had to show up and line up 3 HRS BEFORE for it and still might not get in for a visit. One year my now ex (deceased) I knew what window he could see out to the parking lot from his block. I went up put money on his books and sat right outside that window so he could see I came up there for him. Back then they would give you the slip to sign for the money you where putting on the books and would give them to the inmate right away. I sat out there until after visitation when he finally got the receipt and came to the window just so he would know that there was no Jody lol
    He was waiting transfer to state at the time.

  • @ryand2759
    @ryand2759 Před 2 lety +6

    I think Jody deserves his own APS video.

  • @shakeyjake603
    @shakeyjake603 Před 2 lety +10

    This was the video we all needed Joe, feelin like old aps vibes. 💯

  • @jezuzfreek777
    @jezuzfreek777 Před 2 lety +18

    Joe tells great stories and brings the funny. :)

  • @tmapes1989
    @tmapes1989 Před 2 lety +10

    Joe, keep up the great content!!! Please don't leave those of us who keep on watching!!! We are here for you, please be here for us!!!

  • @Carv97
    @Carv97 Před 2 lety +12

    Fuck yea joe I’m loving the high content flow you’ve been pumping out!!!

  • @ZiNkFam
    @ZiNkFam Před 2 lety +10

    Thanks for making my day better ♥️

  • @Ragnarok691
    @Ragnarok691 Před 2 lety +5

    Homeless Joe has left the building

  • @hernan3685
    @hernan3685 Před 2 lety +6

    I missed these type of videos, glad to see you back in your GROOVE Joe

  • @snowjohnson8095
    @snowjohnson8095 Před 2 lety +3

    Hey Touch 2 Times Tommy, man its been a minute since i last heard u mention him...still one of the best things about your channel...

  • @iateyourbamboo
    @iateyourbamboo Před 2 lety +7

    you're looking good Joe. love the new cut and I wish you luck on your fitness journey.

  • @iameriniam9258
    @iameriniam9258 Před 2 lety +11

    You talk a lot about the ladies out here who never show up to visits and don't answer the phone or leave their men, but I haven't heard much about all the guys inside playing dozens of women at a time, making them all think they are coming home to them when they are released and they bounce or just disappear after years of loving support. I would like to hear a former inmate's perspective on the business of pen pals. Even the inmates who aren't gay but write and get into relationships with gay men for the money. Thoughts?

    • @tdotjazzberryram61
      @tdotjazzberryram61 Před 2 lety +3

      Great idea for a show !

    • @dmac7403
      @dmac7403 Před 2 lety +1

      Or how women are just as goofy when they're in the slammer .

  • @almostfamous5225
    @almostfamous5225 Před 2 lety +18

    Keep up the great work joe. Rocking with you since day one.

  • @brianrainey3366
    @brianrainey3366 Před 2 lety +16

    Man, that was funny as s*it, but it was definitely on point! Joe, the videos have been 🔥!! I'm not doing anything for Valentines day, I'm still trying to locate my lower back, and left hip after the half time show! 🤣 Hope your week is good bro!

  • @allisonpaugh3773
    @allisonpaugh3773 Před 2 lety +4

    Loved this video as I am writing to two penpals currently in prison. So happy you care back to making these types of videos!!!

  • @mostlyghostly4700
    @mostlyghostly4700 Před 2 lety +3

    Love the change back to the old style content. I don’t sound like a super fan very often but love the change in direction.

  • @travism9339
    @travism9339 Před 2 lety +5

    Love ya, Joe. Hope you and your woman had an amazing valentine's day. Keep up the awesome work.

  • @gregbrumbaugh4531
    @gregbrumbaugh4531 Před 2 lety +6

    Loving the video's Joe, you been putting out some awesome content. it's really nice that you putting out a video almost everyday gives me something to look forward to. I really enjoy the live streams I have never missed one. You have no idea how much I have learned just watching Joe does stuff. Can't wait to see the next house really looking forward to it.

  • @austinkennedy296
    @austinkennedy296 Před 2 lety +3

    Keep up the classic videos Joe, much appreciated!!

  • @patricialynn6280
    @patricialynn6280 Před 2 lety +6

    LOVE YOUR SHOW JOE!! ALL OF THEM...YOUR A GOOD GUY!

  • @ShaunnyLonglegs.
    @ShaunnyLonglegs. Před 2 lety +5

    I was dumped just before it hit midnight on the 13th 2020, so practically Valentine's Day. I had a big teddy bear and a card in the shopping trolly and I got the text. I cried. I had a lovely valentines date with my new girlfriend today in London though. ❤️

  • @patricks_music
    @patricks_music Před 2 lety +6

    Enjoying Valentine’s day with my right hand. 😕

  • @ofthelight6932
    @ofthelight6932 Před 2 lety +3

    I love watching you Joe!! Thanks for the laughter!! I needed it 🤗

  • @redeyedredhead2566
    @redeyedredhead2566 Před 2 lety +2

    Whoo! Ready!

  • @dacoolist
    @dacoolist Před 2 lety +3

    Just wanted to say how good this video is, seriously Joe you made my day! Please keep it up

  • @systemofaslipstatic
    @systemofaslipstatic Před 2 lety +5

    Kinda sad Valentine's day, thanks for the funnie video joe.

    • @nimbysep7602
      @nimbysep7602 Před 2 lety +2

      If your spending the day single/alone just remember somewhere there is someone who is with someone who forgot about allergies and they are having to be rushed to the ER due to a reaction. And there is another couple somewhere out there that are together only because they both feel like that's the best they can do and get disappointed in what little effort the other puts in. Being single/alone you know what the day will bring

  • @the-engneer
    @the-engneer Před 2 lety +3

    Ive never experienced prison, but I've definitely experienced heartbreak. I think knowing that that the other person thought it out to not be honest disengage from your relationship. It's a terrible feeling. People be honest, and tell a person NO if you need too. Leaving somebody hanging is what drives people insane

  • @ronsmith4330
    @ronsmith4330 Před 2 lety +2

    You sound back to normal Joe. That is EXACTLY how it is.

  • @Catlady003
    @Catlady003 Před 2 lety +3

    Happy Valentine’s Day Joe and Raney ❤️❤️❤️

  • @uber1ns4n1ty8
    @uber1ns4n1ty8 Před 2 lety +3

    Bro nice trim.

  • @DozyDruid
    @DozyDruid Před 2 lety

    Thanks for uploading

  • @chadh7005
    @chadh7005 Před 2 lety

    Great stuff as per usual. Keep it going joe

  • @GeTMiXeDuP770
    @GeTMiXeDuP770 Před 2 lety +3

    THIS IS THE GOOD OL VIDS I LOVE. been subscribed for years. Haven't tuned-in in a while. Clicked on this vid for some reason. Glad I did

  • @keabob9440
    @keabob9440 Před 2 lety +2

    These are the best videos Joe. Love these and I am obsessed with watching them! Maybe bring back some prison cooking too

  • @jimcarriesa1911
    @jimcarriesa1911 Před 2 lety

    Another great video, glad to see the laughs

  • @linda8433
    @linda8433 Před 2 lety +2

    Happy Valentines 💝

  • @codysden1
    @codysden1 Před 2 lety

    Thank you Joe....love what you do and I am so glad you are doing so well....luv ya bro...peeeace

  • @MrKaceymcarter
    @MrKaceymcarter Před 2 lety +2

    Been married 11 yrs, my hubby is out of town working ( not "really" working) I got a text saying Happy Valentines Day. No phone call. Nothing. My son brought me a rose and my other son ( on a cruise right now) even called from Mexico to tell me Happy Valentines day. Nothing but a text from my husband....I'm not pissed or upset it's just like "REALLY"???

    • @Stuckinthen9neties
      @Stuckinthen9neties Před 2 lety +1

      You seem upset.

    • @MrKaceymcarter
      @MrKaceymcarter Před 2 lety

      @@Stuckinthen9neties not really. I'm used to it. I'm lucky if he remembers my bday every few yrs. Just another day 🤷‍♀️

    • @alp7717
      @alp7717 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MrKaceymcarter sorry to hear that.

  • @nickjohnson6368
    @nickjohnson6368 Před 2 lety

    We Here!! We Ready!! Old Jo!! Great Stuff!!

  • @Jhammie1776
    @Jhammie1776 Před 2 lety +2

    Ol Joe ain't fuckin around right now. The content is on point.

  • @jamesmurry962
    @jamesmurry962 Před 2 lety +1

    Joe I'm rocking with every video homie.
    MUCH LOVE FROM MEMPHIS TENNESSEE!!

  • @kobe51
    @kobe51 Před 2 lety

    Love you, Joe!

  • @dylanmellish1824
    @dylanmellish1824 Před 2 lety +3

    Hey Joe, still here checking in. Got a lot less time, but I saw that response video and got kinda mad. We are still here, personally I'm in a rough spot, but we are all still here.
    I was one of your first views, made it through the old calling lines twice to talk to you. You probably don't remember me, but you have done more than you could imagine to just get me through. Keep the content coming, I can't watch it all but I try.

    • @dylanmellish1824
      @dylanmellish1824 Před 2 lety +1

      Commented before watching the video and that intro really lifted the day too. I'm glad to call APS our community!

  • @chrispickell4404
    @chrispickell4404 Před 2 lety +2

    Joe is back everyone love his videos I’m sorry joe I haven’t watched you in months I miss the skits and the prison content

  • @PollyGammy
    @PollyGammy Před 2 lety +1

    Joe, I am cracking tf up watching this. This was a good one. 🤣

  • @meekrodriguez6438
    @meekrodriguez6438 Před 2 lety +1

    Great videos

  • @GDOG520
    @GDOG520 Před 2 lety

    Brought the dive back nice!

  • @daveryandirect
    @daveryandirect Před 2 lety

    Classic APS!! You’re enjoying this too 👍🏻

  • @gowen9256
    @gowen9256 Před 2 lety +2

    That's the old JOE with all the sound affix and side spitting jokes 🤣 it's a good show thanks for the laughs

  • @SuperClarenceZ
    @SuperClarenceZ Před 2 lety

    Dropping a comment and like for the algorithm. I see you working at it again and I’d like to see you get those views up again! Go Joe!

  • @dtgdowntogrowbear4140
    @dtgdowntogrowbear4140 Před 2 lety +1

    Definitely relate

  • @unicornprincess8896
    @unicornprincess8896 Před 2 lety

    Happy Valentine's Day Joe

  • @SPOILER750
    @SPOILER750 Před 2 lety +2

    This vid was funny man! Laughed hard a few times.

  • @TorqueAthletics
    @TorqueAthletics Před 2 lety +1

    This is hilarious! I bought CZcams premium so I could listen to APS on my drive to work ! Thanks joe!

  • @jeffgraham48
    @jeffgraham48 Před 2 lety

    Videos on 🔥 fire!

  • @joshuadeleon6173
    @joshuadeleon6173 Před 2 lety +2

    Ik this gonna be a banger

  • @nickjohnson6368
    @nickjohnson6368 Před 2 lety

    Dive into IT!!!

  • @msmechanic
    @msmechanic Před 2 lety

    Looking healthy buddy, hope you are still doing well. I have been hitting the sugar hard lately, gotta tidy that up. You can tell after a sugar purge your skin is brighter.

  • @stevenplayford8223
    @stevenplayford8223 Před 2 lety +1

    The de-hobofication is progressing well.
    Enjoyed this, old school diiiiivvveeee too.

  • @daverunner3397
    @daverunner3397 Před 2 lety +1

    Gettin a little grey there brother......welcome to the club.

  • @InstinctiveThinking
    @InstinctiveThinking Před 2 lety +1

    Love these videos with them grey screened skits Joe haha!

  • @DubDidit
    @DubDidit Před 2 lety

    The one thing I hate about your videos Joe is that they end lol. Keep em coming man. ! Much respect from the internet cook dubdidit

  • @daiten1974
    @daiten1974 Před 2 lety

    "You farted in the bread aisle... And that was ME!", I lost my shit! Pun intended.

  • @B1ackF1sh67
    @B1ackF1sh67 Před 2 lety +1

    Happy Vday Joe! 🎉😛

  • @artofruin1393
    @artofruin1393 Před 2 lety +5

    If and when you ever get a Netflix deal, I swear ill be disappointed if Lil Dookie Stain isn't in that show.😆

    • @derekleblanctv8045
      @derekleblanctv8045 Před 2 lety

      AND TOUCH EM 2 TIMES TOMMY LOL 😂

    • @derekleblanctv8045
      @derekleblanctv8045 Před 2 lety

      LIL DOOKIE STAIN DOO RAG TIED SUPER TIGHT. HEY BACK SHOWER 🚿 WHO GOT NEXT ???

    • @artofruin1393
      @artofruin1393 Před 2 lety

      Not 1 time, not 3 times...

    • @artofruin1393
      @artofruin1393 Před 2 lety

      At LEAST an eight episode show about that shit. And then they get shook down at the end of every episode because someone got caught with 1 too many white girls.

  • @Stuckinthen9neties
    @Stuckinthen9neties Před 2 lety

    Joe, these are the videos we all subbed for.

  • @bigcheese5902
    @bigcheese5902 Před 2 lety +1

    Happy valentines day 💓 Joe :)

  • @trentonmalone6058
    @trentonmalone6058 Před 2 lety +1

    I had a feeling u was go post today

  • @royaltymajesty8197
    @royaltymajesty8197 Před rokem

    I love these videos I miss these so I binge watch all the videos 🥰💯

  • @R3DGaming81
    @R3DGaming81 Před 2 lety +1

    Hey Joe love the content keep it up. How’s Dave been. Haven’t seen him on the channel while

  • @lewissharpe9469
    @lewissharpe9469 Před 2 lety

    Jody 🤣🤣🍊 damn dude you bring back the blast of the past in your videos I'm not heard that word in over a decade I literally almost fell out of my chair

  • @bareknucklehogdogs
    @bareknucklehogdogs Před 2 lety

    This was hilarious, bro!!

  • @SomeWhereInTheMiddleGenX

    🥰🥰 Entro gets me EVERYTIME!! 🥰🥰

  • @MrQuijibo
    @MrQuijibo Před 2 lety

    After prison show is back!

  • @_Slimjd_
    @_Slimjd_ Před 2 lety

    I miss the diiiiiiivvvvvves a lot Joe that shit kills me everytime 🤣 much love bro keep up the good work loving these classic APS style vids

  • @demetriharlan5887
    @demetriharlan5887 Před 2 lety

    "Touch em 2 times Thommy." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinkaatz883
    @kevinkaatz883 Před 2 lety

    Joe cracks me up

  • @FlipWarBucks
    @FlipWarBucks Před 2 lety +1

    Mamas wrestling with 3 guys! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @PittsFinest74
    @PittsFinest74 Před 2 lety +1

    YOU ROCK JOE!!!!1

  • @fivegobblers1
    @fivegobblers1 Před 2 lety +1

    Joe you killed this video! I laughed my ass off

  • @jax9224
    @jax9224 Před 2 lety

    This was just a good as shit funny stuff. Joes comin back up. Not sure but it seems like Joes finding the comedy style groove again. It might be just me but this is one of the best of all times not the best but it goes up there higher on the list. I am a following fan no matter what as much as I can anyway but spread the word everyone especially the ones that slowed down on Joe and tell them Joes still here and hasn’t went anywhere. With all that said I’m a comedy type person so that’s the stuff I like most. Support from Southern Indiana.

  • @andrewjohnson2684
    @andrewjohnson2684 Před 2 lety

    Intro on point

  • @number1english1
    @number1english1 Před 2 lety

    I saw that very same thing in the visitation room on Riker's. My friend came to visit me, and a couple tables over dude from my housing unit was visiting with a girl. About an hour into the visit another girl comes in, the first girl jumps to her feet because she already knows what's up, and the two girls start screaming and shoving each other. The guards put a stop to it when they started grabbing each others' hair. My two hours was up at that point, so I was in the next group to go back, as was he since the guards kicked both girls out. The amazing part is, by the time our group got back to the housing unit, everyone already knew what had happened in the VI. The guards had to have been in on it. There is no other way word could have travelled that quickly.

  • @keithcallaway5876
    @keithcallaway5876 Před 2 lety

    Happy Valentine’s Day everyone hi from Nevada

  • @ianmoone4331
    @ianmoone4331 Před 2 lety +4

    Funny sh*t Joe! I can laugh about it now, cuz it was a long time ago 😂 😭

  • @terrylstarks
    @terrylstarks Před 2 lety

    Every Holiday sucks in prison, except Columbus Day, President’s Day, and I guess that’s it!!!! Thanks Joe. I’ve been a sub since before you married Rainey and I hope the both of you have a great Valentines Day!!!!!!

  • @lguillory83
    @lguillory83 Před 2 lety

    Joe, Bern watching like a short while. This video here been making me realize how prison is like the military. Be nice to see a video doing a comparison.

  • @johntaylor7029
    @johntaylor7029 Před 2 lety

    Have not seen the video, but have a drinking game, every time he says Jodi take a shot.

  • @ConnorOfDestruction
    @ConnorOfDestruction Před 2 lety

    New haircut looking great joe

  • @theunfilteredfisherman

    Joe is fucking back swinging! Hitting it out the park each video bro. But agaaaaain im gonna say it, prison cooking with joe again!!!!

  • @jg4767
    @jg4767 Před 2 lety

    Lookin fresh Joe!

  • @richardjuarez3940
    @richardjuarez3940 Před 2 lety +1

    Hey Joe what video is the ICP insane clown posse juggalo BING BONG BING BONG hahahah that was my favorites clip I can’t remember what video it was!!????

  • @johnsteger
    @johnsteger Před 2 lety

    These are the videos we all ❤️ ..

  • @traceyduffy3849
    @traceyduffy3849 Před 2 lety

    Glad you got a haircut or really good gel! It looks good

  • @jcmcmcjc11
    @jcmcmcjc11 Před 2 lety

    Please keep making black and white skits. Their super funny. Also, make a skit with the confused music/ mat her music.It’s super funny

  • @ocvp_tx6951
    @ocvp_tx6951 Před 2 lety

    I already know this bout to be lit lol