I Almost COULDN'T HOLD IT In Prison (Story Time)

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Komentáře • 476

  • @samuel2985
    @samuel2985 Před 2 lety +80

    These new videos are the highlight of my day Joe!
    Good ol' Joe Ross!
    APS Fo Life!

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  Před 2 lety +22

      That means a lot. Thanks for rocking with the videos bro.

    • @parrishcontracting
      @parrishcontracting Před 2 lety +5

      @@AfterPrisonShow yeah, your videos deserve more views. Funny af

    • @michaelshaw1382
      @michaelshaw1382 Před 2 lety +4

      @@AfterPrisonShow yo u gotta bring back when u pause then get right up close so u just see your eyes ...that shit was funny

    • @0U8123MTA3
      @0U8123MTA3 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AfterPrisonShow I had a coworker admit that he would wear an adult diaper to music concerts or anything where large crowds might prevent him from finding a bathroom. He brought it up because we were talking about how inconvenient large crowds can be. I have no idea if he was telling the truth but it was a clever story. Just sharing.

    • @elmstreetofficial
      @elmstreetofficial Před 2 lety +1

      @@AfterPrisonShow Yess bro what homeboy said, please do the closeups again, that stuff was hilarious 😂

  • @cris-br7xj
    @cris-br7xj Před 2 lety +27

    Funny as hell. Loved it. This is what your show used to be like. It's good to have you back to the old joe with prison stories of your experiences.

  • @xPerseverant
    @xPerseverant Před 2 lety +54

    Joe, im so damn happy you’re back and making great content. I honestly think this is peak quality content since the beginning of your content. Cheers joe 💪🏽

    • @Reyon88
      @Reyon88 Před 2 lety +2

      agreed, joe's stories are the best

  • @geoffrogue3049
    @geoffrogue3049 Před 2 lety +33

    There were a few years where I was going to the gym every day and doing a lot of cardio. I remember one day I went in and got on the elliptical, got my heart rate up to 185, and kept it there for three hours. I was drenched in sweat and when I went to get off my legs were so numb I almost fell down. I took a couple of steps and made the mistake of trusting a fart. It wasn't a fart. Thank god I was wearing jogging pants that day and not shorts.

  • @the-engneer
    @the-engneer Před 2 lety +22

    Joe: I'm out of Prison Stories
    Joe: Proceeds to tell more prison stories

    • @apalsnerg
      @apalsnerg Před 8 měsíci +1

      I think I remember something Joe said like 5 or 6 years ago; that he not only would never, but COULD never run out of stories to tell. The extreme amount of stuff he's seen and been through is just inexhaustible.

  • @leomahoney7307
    @leomahoney7307 Před 2 lety +14

    Joe. Been rocking wit gor for years now and finally got my girl lookin at you now. You be bringing us together on crazy days and we sit and laugh and enjoy. Especially when you come hard wit the vids and you be in it. I appreciate you Joe. Thanks

  • @jasmineleopard7593
    @jasmineleopard7593 Před 2 lety +8

    I’ve been sucked back into your channel with all this throwback content. I love it. Hope you enjoy making it. I know you had moved away from it

  • @lonelyghost2358
    @lonelyghost2358 Před 2 lety +15

    Hey joe I’ve been watching for few years now the recent videos have been great. Thanks for everything man

  • @burtthebeast4239
    @burtthebeast4239 Před 2 lety +23

    That's why I love watching PRISON POV. He's humble and honest.

    • @ZYNeel
      @ZYNeel Před 2 lety +2

      my favorite channel on CZcams by far. he's hilarious.

    • @Louivillin
      @Louivillin Před 2 lety +1

      Splinter is the coolest wood in Cali! 😂🔥💯

  • @ZiNkFam
    @ZiNkFam Před 2 lety +9

    I love Joe hes a like a second dad

  • @drummerguy4032
    @drummerguy4032 Před 2 lety +28

    Story time! I'm glad you followed through with this one.

  • @SkibbityBop69
    @SkibbityBop69 Před 2 lety +7

    Been watching 4 plus years and can confirm this has not been told before 😂

  • @AJ-gt8yc
    @AJ-gt8yc Před 2 lety +4

    Love the vids man I been her since the beginning keep it up

  • @eddiemartin8757
    @eddiemartin8757 Před 2 lety +2

    New video list idea: 10 types of prisoners when it's fight time or when it's riot time. Love getting back to the "old vids"

  • @chickenlittle5095
    @chickenlittle5095 Před 2 lety +3

    Talking about giving the COs shit about watching you pee/crap had me rolling 😂. Send help, people looking at me like they going to pull out the white jacket…

  • @graywar91
    @graywar91 Před 2 lety +2

    Fuck yeah, Another APS Classic!! Been watching some old videos pretty hard the past few days! Where is touch em two time? You can’t just touch em one time. 😆

  • @jamesstaggs4160
    @jamesstaggs4160 Před 2 lety +2

    One thing that prison taught me how to do is to hold whatever it is for however long it may be, because you may not have access to "facilities" for hours on end sometimes and generally the guards either can't help you out or just don't care enough to.

  • @Trunwizard111
    @Trunwizard111 Před 2 lety +4

    To be honest joe Your channel is so underrated

  • @Literaturenjoyerman
    @Literaturenjoyerman Před 2 lety +2

    I love all the videos you make joe, so long as what you make is something you enjoy, people will continue to enjoy it with you

  • @WholeLottaRandoms
    @WholeLottaRandoms Před 2 lety +2

    I would be that guard laughing at you.🤣

  • @pauln3368
    @pauln3368 Před 2 lety +2

    I've missed your great videos...and this one had me laughing! Yes, I've been in that situation...so embarrassing. I really appreciate your new (old) physical look. You appear sane again and it really helps the gravitas of your presentations. You really do perform a remarkable service, giving perspective and inspiring empathy for people who have been incarcerated. You don't deny your mistakes, and have made your world a better place by repairing the earlier damage while creating so many good things. Thanks for sharing this content and your journey with us.

  • @Multiplex55
    @Multiplex55 Před 2 lety +7

    Keep it up Joe! Great stuff lately.

  • @lsdavidson6716
    @lsdavidson6716 Před 2 lety +2

    Joe much love from Detroit. PLEASE MORE ROLEPLAY SKITS! Them “what it’s like to do x in jail joints” Them joints fire.

  • @jbreefer148
    @jbreefer148 Před 2 lety +1

    Joe this is one of the best prison stories and I love the toilet humor. Keep it coming. Thanks

  • @Jhammie1776
    @Jhammie1776 Před 2 lety +4

    I'm so fuckin happy this happened. I've been waiting for this one.

  • @spankyjeffro5320
    @spankyjeffro5320 Před 2 lety +2

    You got IBS? Me, too. IBS and Anxiety, great combo.
    Had tons of close calls, all of them stressful like that.
    Nope, it's not funny. It's fucking harrowing and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
    Hope you got your IBS sorted, I'm still working through mine. :)

  • @benisaten
    @benisaten Před 2 lety +2

    Love the new video streak. Great job Joe. Really happy for you and how far you've come since you got out man. Glad you made it, you deserve it bro. Cheers from 🇨🇦 ✌️

  • @wilbertgrayson6349
    @wilbertgrayson6349 Před 2 lety +4

    Keep up the great work!

  • @plasticoflamingo2952
    @plasticoflamingo2952 Před 2 lety +8

    I remember studying this in school. "The Battle of Guerrero's Hole". So exciting! Will he make it into the commode? Or will he drop the Hershey's in his drawers?

  • @alliemy711
    @alliemy711 Před 2 lety +2

    I'm here I'm here!! Keep em comin Joe!!
    🤩💕

  • @beardlessodin945
    @beardlessodin945 Před 2 lety +1

    APS Renaissance! Joe is FULLY BACK and the OGs know it!

  • @brandonwalters9437
    @brandonwalters9437 Před 2 lety +2

    Stage fright my whole life. Methadone clinic for 15 years and I dreaded that random knowing I was clean. Got past that shit though about 8 years ago. Now I’m 42 and all sudden I have no stage fright. It’s weird. I be clean af and just couldn’t piss in front of a microscope. I even paid out of pocket for blood test before because I just couldn’t piss even though I was in pain having to piss. I’m glad i don’t deal with that anymore. They were going to violate me on house arrest because I couldn’t piss 20 years ago and I convinced the corrections officer to let me start and once I started I’d yell and he could bring the cup in and hold it while I pissed in it. Dude did me a solid.

  • @robsalazar138
    @robsalazar138 Před 2 lety +4

    Whats up Joe?!?! It amazes me that you can keep the great content coming every day! Your channels are great amd you consistantly put out bangers! Keep up the good work my man!

  • @matthewdaniels2617
    @matthewdaniels2617 Před 2 lety +1

    We have all been there bro!
    Funny ass stories homie keep it up!

  • @theboogeyman9813
    @theboogeyman9813 Před 2 lety +4

    Joe is living his best life. He doesn't have to poop himself any more.

  • @Justin-dc7zs
    @Justin-dc7zs Před 2 lety +2

    Not gonna lie I shit myself a little bit😂. Much respect for telling the truth. been watching since the old tattoo videos keep up the good work Joe!

  • @TheCornflake1
    @TheCornflake1 Před 2 lety +2

    I shat myself in hospital once.. I was going through an episode of psychosis and I thought I was in a car park for my local park.. I got out of bed then realized I couldn't walk I tried to get back into bed.. with doctors trying to help me and.. it happened.. it was messed up.. but some embarrassing stuff happens when you are in hospital.. I ain't ashamed 🤣

  • @Hogartth
    @Hogartth Před 2 lety

    Hey joe been a minute since I’ve stopped by. Used to watch your channel as a guide to what I saw as inevitable. Now I’ve turned my life around. Have my own place a new car and never do anything to jeopardize my freedom. You’ve been a huge influence to me even if I’m not always in tuned to what you’re doing, your channel really opened my eyes and made me stop taking things for granted. God bless you man.

  • @kanenine5838
    @kanenine5838 Před 2 lety +2

    Keep it up Joe. Getting some nostaligia going with these consistent uploads again!!!

  • @ITIsFunnyDamnIT
    @ITIsFunnyDamnIT Před 2 lety +1

    Wow, that took some real guts to share this story. Most people would be way too embarrassed to share if this happened to them. But it is what it is. It happens. This is still some damn good story telling. Thank You glad to see you doing these kind of videos again.💯

  • @blazerwilliams2260
    @blazerwilliams2260 Před 2 lety +1

    This had me laughing so hard. Something about someone going on themselves, I just can't help but laugh and we've all done it or came close. Really enjoyed this video, its just like the videos you used to make when I first started watching you.

  • @silvia.4442
    @silvia.4442 Před 2 lety

    9:32 "a monument to commemorate....."🤣 never laughed so hard in my life!

  • @brad2812
    @brad2812 Před 2 lety

    One of best videos I have seen I a while Joe. I am in the gym with everyone looking at me like Something is wrong with me because I’m laughing so hard.

  • @moofasa6953
    @moofasa6953 Před 2 lety +2

    the more you flush the colder it gets, i actually started hovering over so my junies didnt freeze to the rim

  • @jasonwilcoxen4121
    @jasonwilcoxen4121 Před 2 lety

    Went to the ER today, diagnosed with pneumonia. This is probably the worst I've ever felt but thank you for making these videos and making me laugh.

  • @adammadison7473
    @adammadison7473 Před 2 lety

    Been APS Army since you had less than 50k subs.... this is the content thats GOLD!

  • @richardponsford5147
    @richardponsford5147 Před 2 lety +2

    Keep going, Joe. We love the stories.

  • @brockevans6044
    @brockevans6044 Před 2 lety +1

    This is comedy gold! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @elmstreetofficial
    @elmstreetofficial Před 2 lety

    I'll always rock with you and yours Joe 🧡 I love your stories, your prison POV vids, your news story coverings, you name it man. You put it out, I definitely fw it. Please, please don't ever retire this channel Joe. Youve taught me, and so many others, a lot about prison, even about life. I started watching when I was 16, and if I'd gotten my full sentence in 2014 for what I did, I would've never found your channel. Stay free, enjoy life, the free world, and make the most...of very day. Much love everybody ❤

  • @CrazyAGT
    @CrazyAGT Před 2 lety

    "Omg Look what I can do look what I can do"
    😂 That Voice Tho!!!

  • @vinniepaul182
    @vinniepaul182 Před 2 lety +2

    I was the same way with the piss tests when I was on probation lol the courthouse would be closed down, we the last ones in the building waiting for me to go…never again

  • @MuhammadAli-uv9lf
    @MuhammadAli-uv9lf Před 2 lety +6

    Joe! Going back to the prison toilet episode, we actually have a multitude of public restrooms that utilize the same janky ass cold mf third world toilets... Usually the ones most frequented by crackheads

  • @MichaelKrischMedia
    @MichaelKrischMedia Před 2 lety +2

    This one time a was driving a bit of a distance from point A to point B and none of the little trick to keep it in was working, so it just kinda squeezed out and got all over the place. That was an awful experience and a story my daughter insists on telling every Thanksgiving. Daughters, right?

  • @michaels3429
    @michaels3429 Před 2 lety

    " yo thats it? That it, right there? No wonder you a criminal, you aint never done anything honest! Yo ! "
    Lol

  • @sweetsue5314
    @sweetsue5314 Před 2 lety +2

    "Enjoy life the free world never take a moment for granted and make the most of every day." - Joe Guerrero

  • @Randolution
    @Randolution Před 2 lety +2

    The aps is back💯🤣 too fuckin funny☠️

  • @ImClean-
    @ImClean- Před 2 lety +2

    Oh god the fizzle guts I know that feeling.

  • @ferretwithagun9886
    @ferretwithagun9886 Před 2 lety +2

    I can’t lie bro. About 3 weeks ago I was headed to work and I was feeling bad. My stomach started rolling and I was trying to pull over and get to the woods. I got to the edge and started gettin my pants down and I blew a gasket. Luckily I just hit the top of underwear and was able to clean up with my socks and made my way home to change clothes and head back to work.

  • @youngtragedy3281
    @youngtragedy3281 Před 2 lety

    11k views in less than a day. Seems like he's starting to come back. Love you joe. Been here since the homemade tattoo gun video

  • @Ray33333
    @Ray33333 Před 2 lety +2

    I knew this video was comin 😭😂

  • @redoutdoors69
    @redoutdoors69 Před 2 lety

    Love these back to the basic prison stories

  • @arifahx3790
    @arifahx3790 Před 2 lety

    I hear "did you send that?" Once a week from my husband! Definitely purchasing this shirt.

  • @markussami5421
    @markussami5421 Před 2 lety

    Omg, the absolutely hilarious aps content from them olden days is back! 😂

  • @cerberus_the_rapper3096

    I'm cryin'!!! This was fantastic. I love this channel.

  • @ashtreylil1
    @ashtreylil1 Před 2 lety

    When Joe said he was gonna make this video, him using dookie stain as a nickname really started to make sense 😭🤣

  • @scottadcock550
    @scottadcock550 Před 2 lety

    One of the best APS episodes that I’ve seen in awhile!

  • @funkymoped
    @funkymoped Před 2 lety

    The last story had me howling that I almost .... Keep 'em coming Joe it's good to have the old style APS content back

  • @reddog4477
    @reddog4477 Před 2 lety

    Man I missed watching this channel. Mostly just listen to the stories at work. Just rediscovered. Love it

  • @ajrozay7890
    @ajrozay7890 Před 2 lety +2

    Papa Joe hitting it with another great one once again

  • @ownplz5632
    @ownplz5632 Před 2 lety +2

    I can relate....I really got a kick out of this one haha

  • @danmann2288
    @danmann2288 Před 2 lety

    We love the OG format you're putting out recently we respect and appreciate the hustle love from Minnesota

  • @paulgay7625
    @paulgay7625 Před 8 měsíci

    You had me laughing so hard I almost crapped my pants!!!Stay cool Joe.

  • @donutpredator4945
    @donutpredator4945 Před 2 lety +2

    As someone who suffers from ibsd I felt this I've been in situations I've pooped myself a few times

  • @ChronicSynchronizer
    @ChronicSynchronizer Před rokem

    I love new Joe with the old Joe stories.

  • @Shannonbarnesdr1
    @Shannonbarnesdr1 Před 2 lety

    im RROLLON' !! the way you do these ! they way you tell a story, you are hilarious please keep these coming, in this style !

  • @kennylovewell1146
    @kennylovewell1146 Před 2 lety

    Hey ol’ Joe, hows about we DIIIIIVVVVEEEEE head first up into a PRISON STORY MARATHON!!!

  • @jrtaylor2288
    @jrtaylor2288 Před 2 lety

    I laughed so hard my ribs and face HURTS!!! Joe keep me coming, I'm so glad you're back in top APS form!🙂🤣🤣

  • @jenn7768
    @jenn7768 Před 2 lety

    I'm glad you brought these back! ❤❤ (edited) story time...not poop 🤣

  • @jamesk370
    @jamesk370 Před 2 lety

    "... a monument to the Battle of Joe's Bowls". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lsutiger225
    @Lsutiger225 Před 2 lety

    You gotta go! I gotta go!! Lolll
    But joe fr fr tell me you don’t think bad bob is a real person 😂😂

  • @timothyblackburn6801
    @timothyblackburn6801 Před 2 lety

    So Glad you came back Joe, we all missed the story's.

  • @j5jackson878
    @j5jackson878 Před 2 lety

    "put some water on that shit" lmfao had me dying!

  • @MrWayneploof
    @MrWayneploof Před 2 lety

    I know at the time there was nothing funny about any of this but i have to say listing to you talk about it it's funny as heck

  • @laurajohnson6036
    @laurajohnson6036 Před 2 lety +1

    Had me rolling dude good video

  • @5.7.0bassin2
    @5.7.0bassin2 Před rokem

    Idk how many times I have watched this in the last few month or so but god dam it’s hilarious

  • @kingcobra9696
    @kingcobra9696 Před 2 lety

    Funny as hell. Good to see you back

  • @brettdwigans2758
    @brettdwigans2758 Před 2 lety +2

    Back in the early 20's after spending all but $20 of my paycheck on rent and fuel and had a whole week till my next paycheck. I figured if I eat 99 cent gas station burritos every day I'd make it..by the end of the week I was out of $$ and gas, got my paycheck and headed to the gas pumps. While pumping gas I let go of what I thought was a fart...but it was actually the consequences of eating burritos all week long..yup shat myself under. Turned out the gas stations toilet was out of order. And had no choice but to sit my shitty ass in my Camaro and drive home on the other side of town. 😵

  • @TorrieG
    @TorrieG Před 2 lety

    1 of my favorite skits is all the different yous on the throne!!! Still!

  • @3370603
    @3370603 Před 2 lety

    I'm a driver/ delivery so I have to listen to ur videos, Omg u had me laughing so hard side be hurting to drive lol . . On point with ur story . But as anyone knows when u drive ,careful what u eat. Long story short , I had to go. so bad was an understatement, I pulled up to delivery stop people all over waiting for delivery. I'm sitting in driver butt cheeks soo tight ..people so happy I'm there I'm thinking to my self my God if I jump out of this truck I'm going crap myself. .. 😳😳😳 . thanks Joe love ur videos

  • @redeyedredhead2566
    @redeyedredhead2566 Před 2 lety +2

    Way to go Joe, now everyone in here wants to tell their poop stories too. 😆😆

  • @palf1223
    @palf1223 Před 2 lety

    😂😂😂 since start the video I fine myself being the guy Joe playing in minute 2:35 plus 😂😂😂 Guilty AF

  • @prodigalbrock
    @prodigalbrock Před 2 lety

    Love your new "aps watcher" character lol

  • @noahbarrett1172
    @noahbarrett1172 Před 2 lety

    GO JOE GO!!!
    You have a collect call from
    LIL DOOOOOOOKIE STAIN! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @HarlanHarvey76
    @HarlanHarvey76 Před 2 lety +2

    Now this is interesting

  • @mtnvortex
    @mtnvortex Před 2 lety +1

    "Colon Blow" Joe! Hahaha Woo Hoo!

  • @Transitlady59
    @Transitlady59 Před 2 lety

    Video is almost over and I'm dying up here laugh my a$$ off. Thats for the laugh lol

  • @sorenpoulsen
    @sorenpoulsen Před 2 lety

    Hey Joe, you lost me there for a minute, playing video games and training and yea i had enough. So it was good to see you in the suggestions, having fun again. And yes you did make me laugh more than once. So much so i resubbed, with all these doom and gloom channels, its nice to once again kick back and listen to your perspective. I guess i missed it, without knowing it. Either way, just wanted to say good to see you doing good, and keep it up. One love from Denmark.

  • @jmoney7289
    @jmoney7289 Před 2 lety

    This definitely top ten... Knocking like there's no oil in the engine of the whip!!! BLOONG BLOONG BLOONG 😂😭

  • @EthanGrimsley10000
    @EthanGrimsley10000 Před 2 lety

    This video was absolutely hilarious. Thanks for creating it.

  • @tudodivino
    @tudodivino Před 2 lety

    Brrooooooo…….u had me dyyiiiiin laughin. The way you tell stories is outa controllll hilaarious😂