[Vinesauce] Vinny - The Shit Show: Android Games Edition (part 6)
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- Vinny streams The Shit Show: Android Games Edition live on Vinesauce!
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CZcams Gaming and Twitch Livestream of The Shit Show! This is a series of video games for Android, the stream was recorded/edited by Vappyvap (Vappyvap88).
Stream date: August 15, 2016
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0:51 - Pokeballs training
12:13 - Andrio's World
18:21 - Segway Stunt
26:30 - Hoverboard Pizza Delivery Sim
33:29 - Hoverboard Pizza Delivery 3D
37:49 - Cat Pregnancy
40:27 - Cat Simulator
48:34 - Brain Doctor: Surgery Simulator
50:55 - Evil Bob 3D
55:12 - Lungs Doctor: Real Surgery
59:05 - Smash
1:00:10 - Critical Strike Portable
1:04:47 - Junkyard Dogs
1:08:58 - Mobius
1:11:52 - Sanic MLGFasT
1:12:48 - Spon Dragon Z
1:14:20 - Survival Five Nights
1:20:37 - Zombie Prison
1:22:06 - Tree Simulator
1:27:00 - The Adventure of Mourty
1:29:02 - Assassin's Freed: United Games
1:36:34 - Runaway Graffiti: Sepia Go! (Chinese Splatoon Ripoff) - Hry
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27:05 Vinny unintentionally raps for 10 seconds
27:11 holy shit I thought Vinny was about to sing a song about pizza, it got really rhythmic for a second.
27:20
Eat dorit
The accidental rapping at 27:06 is pretty tight.
There's something about the creeping existential dread that you get while playing the games that are enveloped in complete silence aside from the sound effects.
It's both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
Hoverboard= " We don't have to make walk animations"
That's clever...
0:51 - Pokeballs training
12:13 - Andrio's World
18:21 - Segway Stunt
26:30 - Hoverboard Pizza Delivery Sim
33:29 - Hoverboard Pizza Delivery 3D
37:49 - Cat Pregnancy
40:27 - Cat Simulator
48:34 - Brain Doctor: Surgery Simulator
50:55 - Evil Bob 3D
55:12 - Lungs Doctor: Real Surgery
59:05 - Smash
1:00:10 - Critical Strike Portable
1:04:47 - Junkyard Dogs
1:08:58 - Mobius
1:11:52 - Sanic MLGFasT
1:12:48 - Spon Dragon Z
1:14:20 - Survival Five Nights
1:20:37 - Zombie Prison
1:22:06 - Tree Simulator
1:27:00 - The Adventure of Mourty
1:29:02 - Assassin's Freed: United Games
1:36:34 - Runaway Graffiti: Sepia Go! (Chinese Splatoon Ripoff)
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Vinny you should meet SomeOrdinaryGamers, you two could be a great collaboration, why, you both get into weird stuff, you both review shitty games and appliances, and that would be phenomenal, please, don't let your fan down.
HEY EVERYBODY
MUTAHAAAR HERE
Arnold Cena
I love how the segway has car pedals, especially STI ones so you know it's not the base model
Whenever I'm having a bad day, Vinny's laugh always cheers me up
Just a bit yeah
Same here
@@paytonwilliam3897 I give a shit 🖐️
ditto
8:19 is a good one lol
Your name, Jahnold Schwarsencena
Your Mission, to defeat the evil space marine cube Vince Mcmahon, and save the galaxy. In Mcmahon Vs Predator: Mobile Strike
I T S H I P T O F O R C E M E M E S
S U C C
I T W A S M E A L L A L O N G
You know you all read that in Vinny's narrator voice.
My mix of their names is John Schwartzcena
"Why as a football am I throwing a magical tree? Opposite that sentence."
Vincent Coelho 2016
Cichy133 Coelho?
Google for paulo coelho meme.
Holy shit the model of the tree is stolen from the game on the PSP Shrek the third, I'm not kidding guys.
In the tree simulator.
good eye
+RebelWinterwolf I played it a lot, even completed it 2 times.
Even remember when my psp turned off while playing it, and then i charged it, and my save state was corrupted and unplayable.
I was like "god damnit, i need to do this all over again".
Yeah, childhood, never forget it..
Are you not entertained?
I enjoyed the Wii version for some reason... I got bored once and maxed out the combo meter in the Prince Charming boss battle!
5:23- Meth, the alternate Meowth evolution
When he said "Pizza Pizza Pizza got it" it lined up with the beat and sounded like he was rapping.
11:54 Vinny complains about ripping off arnold... When he was actually paid to be in like half that game's ads
Oh my god the blonde chick in the segway game was ripped straight from Ride to Hell: Retribution.
When I saw that I literally lost my shit, like I can kinda get stealing from a good game but why Ride to Hell?
and i think the character model in the first hoverboard game was the character model of Henry Mason from silent Hill shattered memories, or alan wake
there was also a guy from counter-strike in that roster of characters.
we know we watched the fucking video.
Not to mention in the second hoverboard pizza game they used the models for Bob Barbas from DmC and Pritchard from Deus Ex Human Revolution.
40:28 Yes, I'm commenting on a 3-year old video, but I played this game (because of this stream) and I found out that this is one of the most *broken* games ever made. Even more broken than Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. Even more broken than Sonic '06 (which is why I nicknamed this game "Catnic '06")
There are several characters that outright break the game. The white, tiny cat can fit in tiny spaces, including spaces you're not supposed to get through, which can result in severely breaking the camera. Nothing that major, though.
The tiger, though? *Broken.*
First, knockback is practically gone when you're playing as the tiger. You barely receive any knockback by enemies like the dog in 2-2 and 2-3.
Second, though, is the huge hitbox. Not only does this make it impossible to fit into certain spaces, but also turns spaces that are trivial as other cats into sources of glitches as the tiger. But nowhere else is this true than in 3-2 and 4-2, as you can actually use these trivial-as-other-cats spaces to go out-of-bounds as the tiger.
Speaking out out-of-bounds: Out of the 11 levels in the game (including the hubworld), you can go out-of-bounds on *6* of them. The first one I found was for 2-3. You just jump into a basket and proceed to jump indefinitely. Yes, this is a thing you can do in this game and other Swift Apps games.
In 2-2 you can get knocked through the big window in the hallway by the dog using one of the starter cats. Though there's not much to do, because there's an invisible wall in the way. But you can get trapped next to the shower because of the presence of a pointless window. *Very useful window there, guys!* You can also fall down between the railing and the invisible wall and end up underneath the stairs, but then you're trapped in a box.
3-3 shows how broken ladders are in that game. If you approach a ladder whilst facing away from it, you basically end up on the other side of the ladder when you get off by climbing down (climbing up it just moves you to a fixed position). As the tiger, you can use this to go out-of-bounds in 3-3 using the ladder in the pool. Also, the water extends to Infinity in 3-3, so there's no risk of falling into the void. But there, for some reason, are 2 huge invisible walls very far out of bounds. And one of the trees is on invisible solid ground. None of the other trees are like that.
3-2 and 4-2 have a similar means of going out of bounds. Going into a tight space as the Tiger and continuously turning until you clip through the wall. In 3-2 there's not a whole lot of out-of-bounds collision. Only the 4 stone platforms and the 3-1 area are solid. For whatever reason, the *wooden* floor of the 3-1 area is *slippery.* It's really hard to come to a complete stop. 4-2 has one of the strangest out-of-bounds phenomenon I have ever seen. For some reason, the entire stage has been scaled down, but none of the out-of-bounds objects have been adjusted. So now you have floating pillars in the sky and the boxes are now outside of the hallway. Also, one of the objects in the 4-1 area can actually be interacted with.
There are also hundreds of other glitches that I can't explain or else this comment would be 3 times as long.
Replying to a 2yo comment on a 6yo vid:
You should be a playtester! I'm sub'd to Matt McMuscles & he describes bug hunting similar to this 👍GG👍
yeah i used to play this game all the time on my mom's phone when i was a youngin', it's pretty bad but i had fun as a kid
Please do more of these. The "shit" series is easily one of my favourite parts of Vinesauce.
I would be fucking pissed if I had a child and this is the garbage officially marketed to them and easily provided to them by Google. This is just filthy. This is why we still need handheld consoles.
These are stellar picks. There's even worse
+þøħ€ oh yeah. Wayyyy worse
voidmaster45 EXACTLY there are games on the 3ds eShop for like 99 cents and are still as good as the higher priced games!! This is why I have a 3ds
I have a 4-year-old sister that watches these horrendous "kids" YT videos. I feel bad for her... and fuck those who like, just... make it for money.
The music that played when Vinny was selecting a level in Sepia GO was actually the theme of the World of Dark Jumanji in Jumanji 2: Dark Jumanji, if anyone caught that.
1:33:30 - I'm sorry, but is the first result "sexgame for kids"?!
Searched "se" on the Google Play Store and the first result was indeed "sexgame for kids". I am at a loss for words.
+shmoop I got the same thing. What the actual fuck?? I just.... I'm so concerned and confused...
+Naru Adelaide Wat, how did this happen? XD
im guessing 13 year old boys. thats my guess though
Just... why?
A little while later...
Vinny: "(Sigh...) Still Brodyquest..."
Me: "I'm not complaining."
hot pfp
There's a surprisingly large amount of hoverboard pizza games on Androids.
Lol
The number of apps in google play store is drastically increace every new meme came out such as "Ugandian knuckles", "Somebody toucha ma spagett" "FIDGIT SPINNER(idk what spell was that)"
especially soundboard
These alolan forms looks great.
1:11:54
Man Overkill really has fallen, poor payday crew
The Paycheck Crew.
WE GOTTA HOXTON BACK
@@sonoda944 We have to get Hoxton back (again)
at like 21:00 having both lemon demon and vinesauce in one moment made my day
im very easily influenced by my special interests
That girl at 24:51 is from Ride to Hell. This game is so shitty, it needed to use resources from another shit game.
yeah
but like
how and why would you steal stuff from ride to hell retribution,i wonder...
It's like the unholy lovechild of plug & play, flash games, and bootlegs.
S E G W A Y Q U E S T
when's sonic adventure 12 daddy
+Negative Protocol Soon, my child... Soon...
8:19 And this is why we love you Vinny.. Best laugh ever. XD
19:02 so thats where the hooker from Ride to Hell went after the game's credits..
Segwaaay the burbs, segwaaay the buuurbs...
Man, this was a great episode of the Ad Show: Android Ad Edition!
Wasn't Arnold paid to be in Mobile Strike or something?
It's really disappointing that a game that shitty is on the top charts. And yes he was payed
+Ariss paid
why else would he be in it
By the same people that made that Kate Upton ad campaign. Shameful
MrWolfSnack and slap each other with bills and give all your money to build army/base which destroyed and almost all resources stolen overnight
After that? More money of course!
Download this shit to wast time, hope and your money!
Arnie actually IS i nthe advertising campaign for Mobile Strike, Vinny.
Brody quest made this so much
The Vinesauce "Shitty Android" stream is the type of Vinesauce stream where I am quite literally laughing or gigling at it all the time. Just. Outstanding.
what a time to be alive
i lost my shit when brodyquest started playing
Just wanted to say that at the end when you said "it doesn't recognize my keyboard", it's because it was asking for your phone number.
The future of gaming!
I saw you streaming this last night. I had to go in the middle of watching so thank god it was uploaded here:
My God. I'm on part six. This is all I've watched for two days. Is this hell.... am I dead.
That two year break that Alan Wake took in the dark place really took a toll on his writing ability, and now he delivers pizzas on a slow hover-board.
andrio's world fucking killed me
The Mobile Strike one is straight up Arnold Schwarzenegger, legally too. He's part of the advertisements for the game. They're kinda nifty and goofy.
Foxymew but game itself is just money grabber so they used him to waste our money
Big Rigs is better than those games
Of course it's better, Big Rigs is a masterpiece!
yeah at least it's ad free!
BIIIIIIIIG MOOOTHEEER FUUUCKINN' RIIIIIIIGS
Yay
Did anybody else notice the upside down USA flag at 36:56 ?
Something just occurred to me. What if these games just exist to launder money?
i like how the segway game switches to an angry birds ad right before the guitar solo from brodyquest hits
26:30 Calvin Harris - Summer
Right where they belong.
ikr
How is that not copyright infringent serioudly
Hey I've seen you in other comment sections several times
Actually woke up my roommate from laughing too loudly during the entire pizza delivery hover board segment. Vinny you are the best
I saw that he has a game called cat pregnancy. Truly the pinnacle of gaming.
The google play store is sort of a black market of apps. There's tons of bootlegs, emulators, and other shit that wouldn't be allowed on the actual App Store
Even then, the app/android store still get some bootlegs that slip under the cracks. Mostly Mario bootlegs, considering it's such a simple concept.
"the actual App Store"
well i don't see these bootlegs very often at AppStore, even they aren't interesting.
I feel like Neil Cicierega doesn't care much about BrodyQuest being used in that segway game. Calvin Harris' Summer and Coldplay's Magic kind of surprised me in the next game.
fun fact: one of those battery saver ad (not sure if it was DU or one of those chinese one) also had a music VERY reminiscent of Calvin Harris: Summer in their ad
this is incredible
oh wow, that imvu ad takes me back. Aaaaall the way back.
I played Sepia a few weeks ago, I guess they changed the models, they were just regular Inklings but everything else is the same
The screams of the guy during Cat Simulator are the same sounds as SCP-096. Thought this was worth noting
i remember the cat simulator at 42:38 being quite fun back in the day when i couldnt get goat sim.
YES!!! Thank you vinny :)
Thanks for the *AD.*
*My eyes are burning*
It's amazing that some of these games fill 70% of the gameplay with adds.. wow..
1:33:51 This game feels like it only existed in the back of my brain. I remember playing it for a good bit.
What's funny is that every ad is for a much better game, mostly idle games tho
Segway stunt uses Subaru Impreza STI pedals, omfg I died
Oh my God, my BFF downloaded that Poke Balls game back when PokeGo was still to be released here in out country and OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THE HORROR OF THE SCREENSHOTS THEY SENT ME
Also I've been playing so many good mobile games lately I forgot about the adfest most of them are, eeek!
Also I went through three pregnant cats in my life and I can tell with 100% certainty that's not how cat pregnancy works.
And everyone knows you need to collect all 89 dragon balls to make a wish!
it's not horror
for an android game, Cat Simulator wasn't too bad. I appreciate that's like saying "For Brusselsprout/kale trail mix, the kind with the raisins was the best", but its true.
I clutched my chest when BRODYQUEST came on. Oh my god what
The mobile strike guy is actually arnold. He is in the commercials for the app.
"Luigi, they only takedown Metroid games."
NINTENDO YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
Terrible android games? You mean... all of them?
Pokemon Go players are going to be mad. You called it shit
Jacobsmob "Well it's true."
blobbem shots fired
Guild of Dungeoneering, Balder's Gate, and many Final Fantasy games are on Android. The RPG ports tend to be great.
How dare you insult Peggle
that moment when you get an ad when watching vinny play a game with fucktons of ads in it.
Vinny complains about ads fifteen seconds before an ad interrupts him
I love vinny's reaction to Noidchu
Vinny streams so late sometimes, and sometimes he streams early, but i never get to catch them!
“Men explode into farts.”
Yep, as we are most known for doing.
Mobius is truly one of the mobile games of all times
Morb
"Gash Scrotum"? C'mon man, golden opportunity for "Gash Ketchup"
24:35 That sound is legit from a My Little Pony game.
Ah yes the mascot of the pokemon franchise. Paco
don't forget qutstanding nuntortoise
A-paco-paco, a-mickey-mickey boo-boo
I cant tell if half the ads are CZcams or the games at this point.
football throwing magical trees should be a Red Vox song. :)
Do the creators of these games realise that their reward for programming piece of poop and fooling people is almost 1 cent.
Don't worry, they probably got like 3 more cents from all those adds that happen every 2 seconds
Not with all those ads my dude.
Andrio's world's theme reminds me of the legendary starfy
Did vinny just said "I'm gonna commit sudoku"? xD
yes and so will i commit sudoku
No, let me die.
Splatoon 1 servers may be down but at least we have Chinese Squid Battle for Android TM
I lost it at "punished-chu".
The creator of "Adventure of Mourty" seems to be on some kind of quest to reskin the same game a billion times with every IP under the sun, there's an Undertale themed one that's exactly the same except the player character is "Turiel".
MidnightMidna whaaaaaaaa
57:30 Gaston, buddy, what happened to your ribcage? This will make performing surgery so much easier, but the complete loss of structural support for your torso and the risk of injuring your delicate internal organs hardly seems worth it.
"They only take down Metroid games" *tears*
26:40 THE HOVERBOARD PIZZA DELIVERY MAN IS FUCKING ALAN WAKE
Yknow what? Snorlax doesn't have eyes because his eyes are always fucking closed. They committed a sin against nature by forcing his eyes open, revealing the true, all consuming white void behind his eyelids
andrio is so lazy that almost all the enemies are reskinned goombas. Turtles, dragons, Robert Ombs all just die in one hit
(08:19) pikachu looks like a cutest bunny. 😁
Just so you know, Arnold did a whole commercial on tv for Mobile Strike
Arnold was legitimately part of Mobile Strike's advertising campaign.
Yup. Celebrities puts no effort these days
13:40 You're a dawg Luigi!!
Also, put your up for Brodyquest hahaha