Jim Jefferies -- Gun Control (Part 2) from BARE -- Netflix Special

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    Comedian Jim Jefferies breaks down the absurdity of America's obsession with guns in his Netflix special BARE. Part 2 of 2.
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  • @thethirdman225
    @thethirdman225 Před 4 lety +12481

    In Australia, health care is a right and gun ownership is a privilege. In America, gun ownership is a right and health care is a privilege. Some people really need to readjust their sights.

    • @wucciartist
      @wucciartist Před 4 lety +216

      This!

    • @strangetimes33
      @strangetimes33 Před 4 lety +203

      Nicely said buddy

    • @Allagi22
      @Allagi22 Před 4 lety +268

      Absolutely. Lack of real affordable health care even for people who have decent jobs and "good benefits" in America is outrageous. Literally almost every American and their family is just 1 major illness away from financial ruin. Healthcare reform should be at the top of the political agenda, firearm reform should be up there too, but NOTHING AT ALL is being done about either. Insulin costs hundreds of dollars for each monthly supply now in America, literally diabetics across the nation are having to chose vital medicine or food/rent/gas and NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

    • @angelataylor2883
      @angelataylor2883 Před 4 lety +103

      I need to borrow your post. You speak the truth.

    • @thethirdman225
      @thethirdman225 Před 4 lety +184

      schwoogie78 It must really piss you off that, given the choice between owning guns and affordable health care for themselves and their families, the overwhelming majority would choose health care.

  • @daniell8993
    @daniell8993 Před 5 lety +8851

    this is the best TED Talk i've ever seen.

    • @jainra
      @jainra Před 5 lety +16

      Pardon my ignorance... but what's TED?

    • @vinnytaranova6163
      @vinnytaranova6163 Před 5 lety +65

      TED stands for Technology , Entertainment , and Design.
      It's a nonprofit organization that is dedicated to the spreading of ideas.
      There's a bunch of the talks on CZcams.

    • @octaviablackthorn9
      @octaviablackthorn9 Před 5 lety +26

      Vinny Taranova I love TED Talks. I’ve never known what TED stands for.

    • @vinnytaranova6163
      @vinnytaranova6163 Před 5 lety +5

      It's my pleasure.

    • @flamecrew9atroblox958
      @flamecrew9atroblox958 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol

  • @TheLoyalTheorist
    @TheLoyalTheorist Před 2 lety +4310

    It's 2022. This bit is 6 years old. 19 children have just died. Nothing has changed. He's still making valid points. America still won't do anything.

    • @Jacobean808
      @Jacobean808 Před 2 lety +238

      Every time there's a mass shooting in the States, my blood boils about how nothing changes... then I watch this and at least get a laugh to move on from a sad sad situation.

    • @diamondgirl4152
      @diamondgirl4152 Před 2 lety +176

      We can't move on. We have to stop lobbyists from ruling our country

    • @tedhalko4266
      @tedhalko4266 Před 2 lety

      Fuck off I like guns

    • @bphillips422
      @bphillips422 Před 2 lety +66

      Nothing changes if nothing changes.

    • @spicoliii
      @spicoliii Před 2 lety +16

      @@bphillips422 ‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @SerBarristanSelmy
    @SerBarristanSelmy Před rokem +161

    I just noticed that part 1 has 17 million views and part 2 only has 11. That means the 20 percent that are phased out plus the 10 percent that are furious adds up nicely :)

  • @gmaemaster
    @gmaemaster Před 8 lety +3671

    This is the most logical thing ive ever watched on gun control, and it's a fucking stand-up.

    • @stevencage89
      @stevencage89 Před 8 lety +4

      ikr

    • @croisaor2308
      @croisaor2308 Před 7 lety +187

      Comedians are some of the most logical people because you have to understand the world to make jokes about it.

    • @DrewJPS
      @DrewJPS Před 7 lety +141

      Don't underestimate comedy. It's one of the most advanced forms of intelligence.

    • @fredfreddy8684
      @fredfreddy8684 Před 7 lety +33

      That's why art is important and why right wing humanities are non-existent.

    • @lockodonis
      @lockodonis Před 7 lety +8

      +Drew Layton Fart jokes are best....

  • @yootoob4516
    @yootoob4516 Před 6 lety +1210

    "If you can't change something called an 'amendment,' you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution." FUCKING BRILLIANT!

    • @Anon54387
      @Anon54387 Před 2 lety +1

      We could remove the 2nd Amendment, at least in theory, but we would still have the right. We don't have the right because of the 2nd Amendment. We have the 2nd Amendment because we have the right, and this is true of all the rights recognized in the Bill of Rights. The only difference if we removed the 2nd Amendment would be that government could then legally infringe the right to keep and bear arms, but a government that can legally infringe rights is not a legitimate government. The Bill of Rights is a limit on government power.

    • @clubgop
      @clubgop Před 2 lety +1

      Than do it. Elect 2/3 to each House of Congress and get 38 states to agree. Go ahead, go do it.

    • @clubgop
      @clubgop Před 2 lety +1

      @Timothy TwoTwoThree I am not a gun grabber the only thing you’ll be getting is a 72” plot of dirt. I was pointing out the reality of what they are asking. The best way to defeat people like this is to convince them that what they want will require real work on their part.

    • @learntospellpeople
      @learntospellpeople Před 2 lety +13

      @@clubgop @Timothy TwoTwoThree You two make absolutely no sense. It's not enough that first one of you makes a non secquiter reply to the initial post then the other makes it sound like he's a creepy thief. What a couple of jokers no one takes seriously.

    • @clubgop
      @clubgop Před 2 lety +1

      @@learntospellpeople oh because you have no idea how an amendment happens because you didn’t pass 5th grade civics, doesn’t make an error on my part.

  • @RamblingRamul
    @RamblingRamul Před 2 lety +1057

    I have watched this bit atleast 10 times or more since it first came out. It is the best standup bit ever performed on stage regarding this political issue. Thanks Jim. He should be proud of this bit. This is great legacy to be remembered for.

    • @KickassUncle
      @KickassUncle Před 2 lety

      It is NOT a political issue anywhere else but the U.S.
      It is a public safety issue.
      Before the Port Arthur massacre in Tasmania, from Australia's revolving doors rotating knives occasionally and randomly burst out and cut people into pieces and when the (literally) bleeding heart left wanted them outlawed, the Conservatives never made it a "political issue".

    • @christyreinders2449
      @christyreinders2449 Před 2 lety +11

      Agree

    • @chickenmama823
      @chickenmama823 Před 2 lety +20

      yes as well as most of George Carlins work.

    • @katharineelizabeth7689
      @katharineelizabeth7689 Před 2 lety

      And it always pops up after another school shooting

    • @pruephillip1338
      @pruephillip1338 Před 2 lety +23

      He makes me proud to be Australian. We are doing just fine....

  • @toniweiss_getyourstorystraight

    This might just be the best piece of comedy writing ever. Flawless arguments, and every punchline lands with impeccable timing.

    • @josephpublico2337
      @josephpublico2337 Před rokem

      Are you talking about the comments section?
      Jim was pretty good too....

    • @bigkev78
      @bigkev78 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Jim Jeffries is awesome. Saw him live at the Tivoli theatre in Brisbane, think the tickets were less than $30.
      He was brilliant.
      The fight in the lobby that someone turned fire extinguishers on was pretty good value, like a free extra after the show!
      His rapier wit, impeccable delivery, (even half cut, actually the drunker he gets the funnier he is!) and the whole ‘dumb Aussie party guy’ schtick all add up to a great show,

    • @billyin4c514
      @billyin4c514 Před měsícem

      There are counter arguments, and they're very substantial. Jim is hilarious, but doesn't make a great argument.

  • @nicolasrubbo8064
    @nicolasrubbo8064 Před 6 lety +2605

    '' If you have 34000$, you don't need to be a criminal...you're a great little saver keep going''

    • @Sp4wnEffect
      @Sp4wnEffect Před 5 lety +50

      Scurello3 that’s only the case in the US he kinda literally said that...

    • @Neilram2001
      @Neilram2001 Před 5 lety +1

      Nicolas Rubbo ok Dave Ramsey.

    • @dmenace9827
      @dmenace9827 Před 5 lety +19

      @Scurello3 To paraphrase, he said, 'In the US you can order a gun from Walmart for $1000, while, in Australia the same gun would cost you $34000 on the black market.'

    • @nathanashley623
      @nathanashley623 Před 5 lety +81

      ​@mshesh16 Then why are mass shootings not being committed with homemade guns in Australia?

    • @ronytheronin7439
      @ronytheronin7439 Před 5 lety +55

      mshesh16 No he’s making a valid point, why there are no mass shootings with homemade guns in countries with gun control?
      Could it be that machining a gun is something that is beyond the reach of the insane? Or the common thug?
      Here in Canada there was a case where it happened and the guy got caught because he did it with borrowed equipment. Turns out having the right tools is harder than getting a gun on the black market...

  • @1971RobM
    @1971RobM Před 5 lety +4240

    The simplicity of his argument is priceless.

    • @TimsFoyleHeadgear
      @TimsFoyleHeadgear Před 5 lety +311

      Still too complicated for gun nuts.

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 Před 4 lety +52

      @@TimsFoyleHeadgear hahaha so true man

    • @johnstamos4186
      @johnstamos4186 Před 4 lety +14

      But he still misses the main issue... Americans want to protect their way of life forever... that's a long time in case you didn't notice. Americans want to be prepared to defend their rights to the death if the need arises. That's really what the second amendment is for... he's obviously being a comedian here, but he's also serious. Reform in the US is absolutely necessary but we have to come up with lasting solutions so that in 300 years if some douche dictator takes over the American political system, the people will have some response.

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 Před 4 lety +94

      @@johnstamos4186 but what about all the other countries that don't have guns? You can say that about every other country? Why do Americans need guns? You could literally say that about any other counteh

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 Před 4 lety +4

      @@johnstamos4186 country*

  • @siraxelron4726
    @siraxelron4726 Před rokem +33

    2023 and still as relevant as ever.

    • @Rhythmattica
      @Rhythmattica Před rokem +2

      And unfortunately, those that say its not , make irrelevant what is relevant .

  • @jredwood16
    @jredwood16 Před rokem +75

    I absolutely love this whole thing, but for some reason the moment he yells, "THANKS, JONATHAN!" makes me laugh my ass off every time.🤣

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 Před rokem +3

      I say it all the time in traffic because of him 😂

  • @heatherhoward8064
    @heatherhoward8064 Před 6 lety +1839

    I live in Japan, where gun violence is so rare, it makes the news if a *police officer* uses his firearm!! No joke, 99.99% of the time, they use only nightsticks. They're also trained in judo.

    • @maybutworse4409
      @maybutworse4409 Před 5 lety +247

      @LordKellthe1st In the words of John Oliver, "It's not a gun problem, it's an America problem."

    • @ronytheronin7439
      @ronytheronin7439 Před 5 lety +69

      bert smith But gun deaths aren’t one of them.
      Aren’t you the moron who said your violence problems was due to the presence of black people a few comments earlier? That was your best argument against guns AND inbreeding!

    • @NatanelYaHu
      @NatanelYaHu Před 5 lety +11

      You also don't allow immigrants into your country.

    • @ronytheronin7439
      @ronytheronin7439 Před 5 lety +47

      mshesh16 it would make sense if they didn’t have any form of gun control, yet they consider their fellow Japanese as dangerous as anybody else.
      There are other countries with both gun control and diverse ethnic groups. The UK, Canada, France, Australia and they still have fewer murders and gun violence than the US.

    • @atttarpalsinghthabal8195
      @atttarpalsinghthabal8195 Před 5 lety +18

      Yes but that process doesn’t benefit corporates, gun club and it effects political donations

  • @mike___davidson
    @mike___davidson Před 5 lety +2460

    ok, so the first part of this has 10 million views, this second part has nearly 7 million views, thats the 20% bored and the 10% f*ckin furious not following through... :o)

    • @guccigoatskin2699
      @guccigoatskin2699 Před 4 lety +13

      Not really I know this comment is half a year old but I’m still gonna comment. Loosing 30% is not uncommon, pretty standard for even non political bits.

    • @bforthigh1617
      @bforthigh1617 Před 4 lety +5

      The first part of let's plays usually have the most views.

    • @luceafarul579
      @luceafarul579 Před 4 lety +3

      The second part wasn’t as funny as the first

    • @johnbianchi9401
      @johnbianchi9401 Před 4 lety +1

      I have floppy man boobies!

    • @WillBeUnknownToYou
      @WillBeUnknownToYou Před 4 lety

      I did get bored but I still wanted to hear the whole gun control thing. Turns out that he didn’t say anything that I hadn’t already heard before 😴

  • @idlesurfer214
    @idlesurfer214 Před 2 lety +23

    "You know what's good about the musket? It gives you a lot of time to calm down!"
    ROTFPMSL!!!

    • @iansimpson6618
      @iansimpson6618 Před 14 dny

      "You r right, she is fat. Kaboom !. Problem solved. lets go n have a beer "

  • @markt1387
    @markt1387 Před rokem +169

    Legendary performance. He basically went on stage, and insulted two thirds of his audience. That takes a lot of balls. Hilarious skit and so true 👊✊

    • @owlcowl
      @owlcowl Před 5 měsíci +5

      It wouldn't been 2/3 of the audience in Boston, where this was recorded; more likely the reverse. But when he did this routine in Nashville -- now THAT took balls. And probably, just to be cautious, a gun locked in a safe backstage.

    • @melodyknievel515
      @melodyknievel515 Před 5 měsíci +3

      ​@@owlcowlEven then, big time comedians performing a special costs a pretty penny. I'm sure regardless of where he is, or any comedian for that matter, the vast majority of people who pay a lot of money to see them are familiar with them and already agree with them/their humor.

  • @DavesShed
    @DavesShed Před 2 lety +1423

    As an Australian I can confirm. We have a constitution. I also never read it. If we have a problem, we'll look it up but right now it's time for a cold one.

    • @dimitriosp7214
      @dimitriosp7214 Před 2 lety +63

      Fuckn love being an Australian

    • @howardcroft3748
      @howardcroft3748 Před 2 lety +29

      It's just the vive of the thing

    • @Spinikar
      @Spinikar Před 2 lety +29

      I also get the feeling that if somethings gets to a point of, hey we need to look at our constitution, we are all like, meh, that's too much effort and just move on.

    • @Rob-fc9wg
      @Rob-fc9wg Před 2 lety +7

      @@howardcroft3748
      Vibe*

    • @howardcroft3748
      @howardcroft3748 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Rob-fc9wg I'm surprised anyone ever got the joke! Well spotted... I stand corrected

  • @Jambe.
    @Jambe. Před 4 lety +1855

    "You used to have this thing in America called, uh, *SLAVERYYY!* " Gets me everytime.

    • @rowancucanic
      @rowancucanic Před 3 lety +10

      What’s even better is the woman who wooohs immediately after

    • @randymarsh5052
      @randymarsh5052 Před 3 lety +3

      You’re lowkey a part of cancel culture

    • @Peron1-MC
      @Peron1-MC Před 3 lety +43

      @@randymarsh5052 you mean we should cancel the US because they had slavery XD. that is indeed how stupid cancel culture is.

    • @randymarsh5052
      @randymarsh5052 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Peron1-MC that is not I meant dummy

    • @jackmehoffe9372
      @jackmehoffe9372 Před 2 lety +15

      @@randymarsh5052 that's how it sounded. Your blanket banning of things is becoming embarrassing

  • @bccs2331
    @bccs2331 Před rokem +31

    "From time to time, we all get sad" gets me every time.

  • @archivegirl
    @archivegirl Před 2 lety +128

    The BEST argument against indiscriminate gun ownership EVER. I'm sending this and part one around to everyone I know today. (Also a pretty smart analysis of constitutional law.)

    • @peterhel1077
      @peterhel1077 Před 2 lety +17

      I automated a bot and it send this peace to like 12k conservatives on twitter lol. I can see them seething.

    • @eonsinfinity534
      @eonsinfinity534 Před 2 lety +4

      @@peterhel1077 this is probably the best thing I've ever read.

    • @1911GreaterThanALL
      @1911GreaterThanALL Před rokem

      How is it indiscriminate? There are prohibitive statuses.

    • @sanniepstein4835
      @sanniepstein4835 Před 6 měsíci

      Leftists' ignorance of history and naive faith in government leaves one agog.

    • @FrankDux-uo7ig
      @FrankDux-uo7ig Před 2 měsíci

      @@peterhel1077people don’t watch things that people send them. They just reply lol immediately and do whatever they were doing

  • @Azulmine
    @Azulmine Před 3 lety +1222

    “Yes you can, it’s called an amendment” gets me every time LMAO

    • @CuriousDiaries
      @CuriousDiaries Před rokem +29

      If you don't know what an amendment is then you need a thesaurus more than an amendment! cracks me up lol

    • @Speegs23
      @Speegs23 Před rokem +3

      Actually, it's more indicative of someone that doesn't know the historical context of why the Bill of Rights were added.

    • @scorpinok3006
      @scorpinok3006 Před rokem +24

      @@Speegs23 "Look at me, look how pretentious I am." - You.

    • @zoni36
      @zoni36 Před rokem +1

      @@CuriousDiaries , best line ever!

    • @1stsampan
      @1stsampan Před rokem +3

      Why would 2nd Amendment bother him if he lives in Australia? Very peculiar.

  • @DarkFenix34512
    @DarkFenix34512 Před 8 lety +491

    "The Best thing about a musket is it gives you a lot of time to calm down"

    • @marklinkous2742
      @marklinkous2742 Před 6 lety +1

      DarkFenix34512. nope if im that pissed someone deserves to die dont get me that pissed
      an armed society is a polite society

    • @markkond8565
      @markkond8565 Před 6 lety +103

      No, it's not. A polite society is a polite society. If you think that someone pissing you off gives you the right to kill them, you're precisely the kind of psychopath that needs to have his guns taken away and a fucking lobotomy thrown in for good measure.

    • @Phantomlorde01
      @Phantomlorde01 Před 6 lety +8

      fuck off! I like guns !!! ;-p

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE Před 6 lety +30

      Mark Linkous wow you genuinely believe you have the right to kill someone just for pissing you off?
      Lunatic.

    • @ronytheronin7439
      @ronytheronin7439 Před 5 lety +18

      Mark Linkous What à wonderful case for gun control you make sir.

  • @flyingstart2341
    @flyingstart2341 Před 2 lety +96

    Jim made some extremely profound points in this routine. Breathtaking intelligence.

    • @Ibasirov
      @Ibasirov Před 6 měsíci +1

      And just casually dropped into conversation Decartes, i’m quite sure, those 10% did not get this point of “i know that i exist, everything else is up to interpretation”

    • @sanniepstein4835
      @sanniepstein4835 Před 6 měsíci

      Rather stale, I thought. He was better on Sweden.

    • @MV-sn1kf
      @MV-sn1kf Před 6 měsíci +2

      They might be profound points for Americans, for the rest of the world it's just common sense. But brillianty put into words for sure.

    • @Ibasirov
      @Ibasirov Před 6 měsíci

      @@MV-sn1kf but he’s australian, dude, not austrian

  • @into_the_void
    @into_the_void Před 2 lety +19

    May 2022 :
    212 mass shootings have occurred so far this year in the USA. There were 27 school shootings with injuries or deaths this year.
    Yet guns are not the problem according to most Americans

    • @TonyMontana33452
      @TonyMontana33452 Před 2 lety

      It's a primitive, corrupt, 3rd World country pretending to be civilized.

  • @Trag1cVision
    @Trag1cVision Před 7 lety +2893

    I love how he clearly states how other countries don't look at their constitution like a Bible. A constitution is not set in stone.

    • @tedlasly3362
      @tedlasly3362 Před 6 lety +30

      No. It's based on principles. Those haven't changed.

    • @lizrussell4259
      @lizrussell4259 Před 6 lety +389

      Well, they have, otherwise you wouldn’t have all those “amendments” you all love

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies Před 6 lety +245

      ted lasly, Principles change. Only a narrow-minded conservative would think that they don't. Took you a while to free the slaves and give the ability to vote other people that rich white land owners.

    • @tedlasly3362
      @tedlasly3362 Před 6 lety +6

      Horny Fruit Flies
      last I checked, slavery wasn't part of first ten if the BOR.
      The reason for that principled amendment is just as prevalent now , if not than when it was written.

    • @southwestultrasound3420
      @southwestultrasound3420 Před 6 lety +1

      youre ignorant - MJ

  • @cyantulip
    @cyantulip Před 5 lety +1676

    “See, many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution!
    And if you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward.”

    • @RoastedLocust
      @RoastedLocust Před 4 lety +22

      @Michael Scott , said the guy calling himself "Michael Scott" who also probably sucks Donald Trump's dick, a president that is 1000x cringier than Michael Scott and David Brent combined.

    • @montaym4552
      @montaym4552 Před 4 lety +15

      @@RoastedLocust Oof you really showed him buddy.

    • @uwotmatte7577
      @uwotmatte7577 Před 4 lety +12

      @Michael Scott yup. Its really cringey people still cant see a constitution as a dynamic property instead of static.

    • @wolfman1000000
      @wolfman1000000 Před 4 lety +8

      And if they don't know a dictionary, google it.

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 4 lety +3

      @@uwotmatte7577 dynamic is different than ripping it apart and replacing it with something worse

  • @stevendimmock4791
    @stevendimmock4791 Před 2 lety +80

    Jim, the beast Aussie stand up ever. Incisive, truthful and beyond criticism. More power to you, mate.

  • @nadinewhite993
    @nadinewhite993 Před 8 lety +414

    "...you're a great little saver, keep going..." lol!

  • @jazzx251
    @jazzx251 Před 5 lety +2576

    The most comprehensive dismantling of lack of gun control ever presented.

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 4 lety +23

      If you don't like guns, don't go to America. Problem solved.

    • @jeZza710
      @jeZza710 Před 4 lety +462

      @@nateasonjames haha You're in that 10% arent you mate..seeeething

    • @thethirdman225
      @thethirdman225 Před 4 lety +176

      Nathan Woodason Yeah, he covered that too. ROFL!! “If you don’t like it, leave! If you don’t like it, leave!” That’s what’s going around in your head right now, isn’t it?

    • @youcanfindrace
      @youcanfindrace Před 4 lety +10

      TheThirdMan mayb if liberals had guns they could do something about it lolololol... but from where I’m sitting.. a liberal vs conservative war would be a slaughter

    • @jeZza710
      @jeZza710 Před 4 lety +47

      @@youcanfindrace watch out, we got a war mongering conservative here! I bet you have wet dreams over that shit don't you...

  • @DrWITeeth
    @DrWITeeth Před 2 lety +15

    Who's here after...wait. Nevermind; this video is always relevant in America.

    • @wichanee932
      @wichanee932 Před 2 lety +1

      Even in 10 20 or 30 yr time, this comment is still relevant.

  • @willparsons4240
    @willparsons4240 Před 2 lety +7

    “It gives you a lot of time to calm down”

  • @TheReelCorner
    @TheReelCorner Před 8 lety +1963

    Bloody Sarah and Jonathan ruining it for the rest of us!

    • @sarahp9932
      @sarahp9932 Před 8 lety +99

      Sorry...

    • @sarahp9932
      @sarahp9932 Před 8 lety +51

      Kelysa9 Eh...they could be worse

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong Před 8 lety +16

      +TheReelCorner I thought 3:23 was such a cool ringtone, till my phone rung in the library . . .

    • @Blazfuego
      @Blazfuego Před 8 lety +1

      +TheReelCorner sorry about ur family

    • @pennisdrager7364
      @pennisdrager7364 Před 7 lety +32

      THANKS JONATHAN

  • @Symphonia16
    @Symphonia16 Před 4 lety +168

    "We have to walk as slow as our slowest person to keep society moving" this is fucking revolutionary! If we stopped leaving our vulnerable/unadjusted behind, it'll stop coming back to bite us in the ass all the damn time!

    • @USCTrojan2013
      @USCTrojan2013 Před rokem

      @trekker75 FUCK GUNS! How about that?! Fuck 2A! Manipulated and abused by ONE party far more than anything else..
      I don’t care if they spend a MULTI-TRILLIONS if it takes EVERY GUN OUT OF NRA /GOP’s HANDS PERMANENTLY!!
      Screw your pending “whataboutisms” IDGAF… I DON’T NEED GUNS OR WANT THEM!
      I have seen so little done of positive worth bc of any one gun…
      I REFUSE TO BUY/ ENDORSE THEM. They are America’s Fentanyl and WE ALL DIE BC OF THEM… BC THAT is their ONLY PURPOSE!!
      Funny that CHRISTIANS ENDORSE & SO HIGHLY DEFEND GUNS THAT MURDER.. WHEN THEIR OWN SAVIOR SAID CLEARLY: “THOU SHALT NOT KILL!!”
      There was no mention of people, animals etc.. Repubs will JUSTIFY THEIR ABUSE OF THIS COMMANDMENT AS THEY DO THE OTHER 9!!

  • @garrytroxell2689
    @garrytroxell2689 Před 2 lety +16

    HE MAKES PERFECT SENSE !!! THAT'S WHAT SCARES THE PEOPLE WITH ZERO SENSE !!

  • @georgesutton2965
    @georgesutton2965 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Still the best comedy routine on America's insanity ever.

  • @scofield1154
    @scofield1154 Před 5 lety +1530

    "There is no way to stop this" -says the only country where this regularly happens

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 5 lety +11

      Not per capita, we're 11th

    • @carty0493
      @carty0493 Před 5 lety +52

      Well I'm guessing you're American.

    • @harshbarj
      @harshbarj Před 5 lety +109

      @@nateasonjames , While true, a per capita breakdown can be a bit misleading. Most of the countries that are higher than us are also a lot smaller, many smaller than our larger cities. With smaller populations, one anomaly can heavily impact the rankings. The united states does lead the world in the number of mass shootings that happen, something that should not be belittled.

    • @jamesmelton775
      @jamesmelton775 Před 4 lety +14

      Australia has 20 million people. Los Angeles alone has a greater population. We are not the same.

    • @jamesmelton775
      @jamesmelton775 Před 4 lety +2

      harshbarj that’s simply false. Go visit Syria sometime.

  • @monumentsNmelodies
    @monumentsNmelodies Před 8 lety +1799

    "I take drugs like a fucking champion"

    • @rayrobinson3980
      @rayrobinson3980 Před 8 lety +6

      +monumentsNmelodies I dance Rock n Roll for the Lord Jesus Christ.........I win.

    • @taxfreedollars
      @taxfreedollars Před 8 lety +39

      +Ray Robinson Remember when Christians said Rock and Roll was the work of the devil.

    • @rayrobinson3980
      @rayrobinson3980 Před 8 lety +3

      taxfreedollars They lied :P

    • @taxfreedollars
      @taxfreedollars Před 8 lety +22

      +Ray Robinson So what else have they lied about?

    • @JessesanMan
      @JessesanMan Před 8 lety +37

      +taxfreedollars Pretty much the whole thing

  • @LittleVboh
    @LittleVboh Před rokem +10

    I've lost my baby brother in 11-13-2022 at Virginia Charlottesville school shooting. I still can't believe he's dead.

    • @katperson1955
      @katperson1955 Před měsícem

      I’m so sorry for your loss. This should not happen.

  • @joshuaesposito5409
    @joshuaesposito5409 Před rokem +23

    One of the best bits of comedy in the history of comedy. Iconic and legendary.
    You can rest well Jim. Rest well.

    • @doctorheck2186
      @doctorheck2186 Před rokem +3

      ... am I missing something here? I don't think he's dead, mate...

    • @USCTrojan2013
      @USCTrojan2013 Před rokem +3

      @@doctorheck2186 He didn’t say RIP.. he could retire though .. off that set alone :)

  • @reeceelsom8079
    @reeceelsom8079 Před 4 lety +870

    This came out nearly 4 years ago and still nothing has changed and his points are all still valid 😟

    • @daitos1955
      @daitos1955 Před 4 lety

      And one of the reasons why that happens is that kids are not being taught at home and at school about moral values. Add to that people on the social networks spreading the idea that violence is cool + violent video games and you have the perfect storm.

    • @2FadeMusic
      @2FadeMusic Před 4 lety +53

      @@daitos1955 don't come here with that videogame bull shit.

    • @paulgarrett4474
      @paulgarrett4474 Před 4 lety +55

      @@daitos1955 same moral values in the UK, same video games in the UK, same social networks in the UK. Only 3 mass shootings in the history of the UK, what could the difference be I wonder.....

    • @daitos1955
      @daitos1955 Před 4 lety +7

      @@paulgarrett4474, Is the right to bear guns considered in the British constitution? a section of the american people are brought up with the notion that the 2nd amendment is a sacred cow and, as Jim Jeffries said it, they just love their guns.

    • @paulgarrett4474
      @paulgarrett4474 Před 4 lety +24

      @@daitos1955 not in our constitution as far as I know, we had a school shooting here in the 80s, it was decided after that to ban handguns and rifles, so they did. No more mass shootings since.
      If I want a shotgun (I shoot clays only) it can have a capacity of 2 rounds maximum, the police visit my house to inspect my security, check my gun safe, and interview me. They check my criminal record and contact my doctor to check for mental health issues. Only if I pass all of these things can I have a license to own a gun. I must then renew this full process every 5 years.

  • @mads2a
    @mads2a Před 4 lety +567

    This is the most scathing yet humorous and truthful criticism of American gun culture.

    • @louissay
      @louissay Před 2 lety

      And on the psyche of the Violent States of America…

    • @liamhash486
      @liamhash486 Před rokem +24

      @Steve S lmfao i found one! the 10% seeeeeeething

    • @stevecooke2879
      @stevecooke2879 Před rokem

      @steves6695 USA only country in the world has a mass shooting of children every week, and you keep trying to make exuses, just to keep your toys

    • @jackwatson3944
      @jackwatson3944 Před rokem

      @Chris Hoch but school's and the public are being shot up much more often than countries that have gun control.

    • @davidblantz
      @davidblantz Před rokem +9

      ​​@Chris Hoch Chris, the only thing I've heard gun advocates say is arm teachers and security. I believe that misses the point- one wants a gunfight at the OK Corral at every affected High School? I think Jeffries debunked every argument out there in a hilarious entertaining way. Solutions are needed but arming everyone seems very short sighted.

  • @davidriding92
    @davidriding92 Před 2 lety +8

    “You’re a great little saver” fucking killed me😂

  • @JamesLDurham
    @JamesLDurham Před 2 lety +13

    Watch this after each massacre. Needless to say I’ve watched it too many times.

  • @Lithium_GI
    @Lithium_GI Před 5 lety +3717

    Its sad when nowadays we LISTEN to comedians and LAUGH at politicians...

    • @adamtaylor1739
      @adamtaylor1739 Před 5 lety +98

      Woah man, you're so deep... Are you 14?

    • @Lithium_GI
      @Lithium_GI Před 5 lety +106

      Adam Taylor woah man, you are so cool and funny... are you 14?

    • @thesaltboy579
      @thesaltboy579 Před 5 lety +34

      Deepz88 you’re the 10%

    • @memphisstef3808
      @memphisstef3808 Před 5 lety +39

      I’m 14 and this is deep
      Where my Reddit peeps at

    • @kool5999
      @kool5999 Před 5 lety +12

      Wee live in a society

  • @litojonny
    @litojonny Před 8 lety +907

    jim's american accent is perfect

    • @thefandomfish3071
      @thefandomfish3071 Před 8 lety +3

      Ikr!!

    • @max16
      @max16 Před 8 lety

      +litojonny.....ok....

    • @jrenae75
      @jrenae75 Před 8 lety +1

      +litojonny I know. I love it! Cracks me up! I swear I heard that American guy last night! lol

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster Před 8 lety

      Mark the time, please.

    • @stedunn563
      @stedunn563 Před 8 lety

      +litojonny To be honest his accent is just as awful as Americans think Brits talk, in a really robotic typical way, most Brits and most americans really don't speak the media accents.

  • @ignaciocrescini8206
    @ignaciocrescini8206 Před 2 lety +542

    The life of the fetus is sacred for the Republican party, but the life of children is disposable through their lack of healthcare and the danger of getting shot in school, thanks mr Howard for driving Australia into normality

    • @gofur73
      @gofur73 Před 2 lety +19

      @@seedee652 Let's hope not

    • @7inrain
      @7inrain Před 2 lety

      @@seedee652 Yeah, Trump exactly. That fucking coward who dodged Vietnam by letting daddy pay a doctor to magically "find" some bone spurs in his foot. Who wants others to pay the price for his own wrongdoings as shown by the Stormy Daniels/Michael Cohen affair. Who hides in a bunker when a few protesters show up in front of the WH. Who demands loyalty but doesn't give it to others. Who throws everyone under the bus when he doesn't need him anymore.
      Yeah, long live that spineless moron and the fucking morons who celebrate him. Not.

    • @tierefuerimmer9635
      @tierefuerimmer9635 Před 2 lety

      Pro lifers are total hypocrites

    • @Jindy2
      @Jindy2 Před 2 lety +17

      Yes, John Howard has our undying gratitude for that.

    • @ladybayside7547
      @ladybayside7547 Před 2 lety +6

      John Howard is a hero.

  • @kdee8166
    @kdee8166 Před 2 lety +11

    Spot on. What is it that Americans don’t get? Truly incredible.

    • @j-rey-
      @j-rey- Před 2 lety

      Bc billionaires and lobbyists pay A LOT of money to politicians and media companies to gaslight US citizens (mostly conservatives).

    • @kdee8166
      @kdee8166 Před 2 lety

      @@j-rey- and they’re complicit in murder too.

    • @kdee8166
      @kdee8166 Před rokem

      @Steve S you had a loud mouthed orange comedian as president you fool.

  • @danhennessy8772
    @danhennessy8772 Před 4 lety +892

    Literally the best destruction of the gun argument you will ever see. Hits every point.

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 4 lety +14

      This doesn't address a single gun argument. Explain Chicago

    • @MrGargamel1198
      @MrGargamel1198 Před 4 lety +60

      @@nateasonjames It addresses the self defense argument pretty well.

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 4 lety +2

      @This Account has been deleted proper policing

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 4 lety +7

      @@MrGargamel1198 how? People use AR15s for home defense all the time.

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 4 lety

      @asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg I accept your surrender

  • @jostimantatarigan7657
    @jostimantatarigan7657 Před 3 lety +644

    "you've got 34k dollars, you're a little saver, keep going!" Oh this is both true and brilliant :D

    • @ThatGuyNamedFlash
      @ThatGuyNamedFlash Před 3 lety +1

      Not really true tho, I know a bunch of drug dealers in my town alone (I live in Australia) that have multiply guns, so 34k might be a lot to the average worker but to a drug dealer it's actually trivially easy to earn.

    • @GSensei
      @GSensei Před 3 lety +45

      @@ThatGuyNamedFlash but drug dealers don't really massacre school children or non catholic religion cuz it is bad for business

    • @ThatGuyNamedFlash
      @ThatGuyNamedFlash Před 3 lety +2

      @@GSensei true they usually just leave their guns out for there mentally unstable cracked out friends to steal and commit crimes with.

    • @qwerty.760
      @qwerty.760 Před 3 lety +8

      @@ThatGuyNamedFlash tell me then, why after banning them massacrs have decreased so much?

    • @ThatGuyNamedFlash
      @ThatGuyNamedFlash Před 3 lety +2

      @@qwerty.760 they haven't, there's been plenty of massacres in Aus after the gun ban, 6 occured in 2019 alone. A number of massacres after the ban even include guns. USA has like 150x the population of Aus so obviously more crime occures there comparatively.

  • @monkmchorning
    @monkmchorning Před 2 lety +21

    I love the way the word "fuck" rolls off the tongues of speakers of Australian English.

  • @paoloc4195
    @paoloc4195 Před 2 lety +7

    "If you've got 34 thousand dollars, you don't need to become a criminal. You've got 34 thousand dollars; you're a great little saver. Keep going"

  • @jonathanlaughlin
    @jonathanlaughlin Před 4 lety +275

    THANKS JONATHAN! Gets me every time.

  • @mundolioknows6447
    @mundolioknows6447 Před 7 lety +82

    "You've got $34000, you're a great little saver, keep going..." I was crying with laughter, I couldn't breathe.

    • @kavanaghqc2225
      @kavanaghqc2225 Před 2 lety +2

      Brilliant material this dude is a legend for speaking out with honestly

  • @user-dd9nz4we1g
    @user-dd9nz4we1g Před 3 měsíci +7

    His take on the 2nd Amendment is awesome.

  • @Jackalreid
    @Jackalreid Před 10 měsíci +7

    I'm watching this7 years later... as a true blooded Aussie
    .. and nothing has changed. Jim you're a genius

  • @CoryShowtime
    @CoryShowtime Před 2 lety +24

    "I take drugs like a fucking champion! But we can't because Sarah took drugs and stabbed her fucking kids. THANKS SARAH!"
    I feel this joke in my SOUL! lol

    • @RobinEvans1234
      @RobinEvans1234 Před 2 lety

      When you really look into it the reason why many vices were criminalized in the first place is because criminalizing vices empowered the collaboration between intelligence agencies, police, and mafia organizations.
      The C.I.A. works primarily within the underworld of countries around the world (as the F.B.I. does domestically) as people within it are vulnerable and compromised and therefore easily recruited, protected status can be granted, and dirt can be collected to gain leverage on people who look for their vices there, gaining intelligence agencies leverage on people within legal organizations they wish to infiltrate in foreign countries.

  • @anthonysorendino2525
    @anthonysorendino2525 Před 3 lety +510

    Such a brave bit of material Jim did. Hilarious, informative, and thought provoking all in one. This is brilliant comedy and even better commentary on today’s world.

    • @thethirdman225
      @thethirdman225 Před 2 lety +16

      There a bunch of large men at a table close to the stage in a couple of the wide shots and they're not laughing. They must be the ones who yell at him the carpark about not being able to change an amendment.

    • @lambsaucehunter9316
      @lambsaucehunter9316 Před 2 lety +1

      @@McFeedback1968 if you say so

    • @lambsaucehunter9316
      @lambsaucehunter9316 Před 2 lety

      @@McFeedback1968 ok

    • @glennwatson3313
      @glennwatson3313 Před rokem

      What's brave about it?. He was preaching to the choir in that room. Bravery would be him defending the Second Amendment in a room full of liberals.

    • @glennwatson3313
      @glennwatson3313 Před rokem

      @@McFeedback1968 I think you are confusing airtight arguments with strawmen arguments.

  • @soldiert0144
    @soldiert0144 Před 5 lety +1137

    here in Australia we don't need guns. we have pet kangaroos and crocs to keep us safe. and before you say it im a respectful croc owner! I keep them locked up in a safe!

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 5 lety +1

      You have higher gun ownsership than pre ban

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 Před 4 lety +36

      @@nateasonjames um... Now that just simply isn't true lol where did you hear that? :p

    • @smythie27
      @smythie27 Před 4 lety +24

      And the drop bears and a mass of poisonous snakes and spiders around our homes trained to attack unwanted intruders

    • @lyndaclancy8531
      @lyndaclancy8531 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @288theabe
      @288theabe Před 4 lety +12

      @@kerrbyy7825 Thoughts and prayers to those who died in the mass alligator attacks.

  • @danshiba1498
    @danshiba1498 Před 2 lety +17

    it annoys me that this still holds relevant today

    • @MightyHawx
      @MightyHawx Před 2 lety

      Why wouldn't it? America ain't gonna change

  • @rvbguitar
    @rvbguitar Před 2 lety +8

    "I keep my slaves locked in a safe" 😄

  • @yourtubisfilled7164
    @yourtubisfilled7164 Před 4 lety +127

    In regards to comedians holding up mirrors, this is one of the best sketches I ever saw.

  • @androidgaming3330
    @androidgaming3330 Před 8 lety +439

    Whenever there's a massacre people are like "Well imagine if they had a gun?" Imagine a city where every person is carrying a gun. Anyone could shoot at anytime. Do you really think that would make a city safer?

    • @highdough2712
      @highdough2712 Před 8 lety +40

      The US has more guns per capita than any other country in the world, and is also the safest country in the world.
      Right?
      Isn't it?

    • @androidgaming3330
      @androidgaming3330 Před 8 lety +20

      +highdough I'm assuming you're being sarcastic?

    • @androidgaming3330
      @androidgaming3330 Před 8 lety +3

      +highdough I'm assuming you're being sarcastic?

    • @highdough2712
      @highdough2712 Před 8 lety +26

      androidgaming You would assume correct.

    • @dizgroontled
      @dizgroontled Před 7 lety

      yup

  • @Agentcurls
    @Agentcurls Před 2 lety +5

    So scathing in the best possible way.

  • @KChauhan909
    @KChauhan909 Před měsícem +1

    Priceless and truer than ever, decade later, in gun crazy America

  • @aecides3203
    @aecides3203 Před 4 lety +610

    It's kind of interesting that the USA was colonised (primarily) by rather zealous religious people and Australia (primarily) by 'criminals' who were shipped there, but that it's Australia who're actually making an effort to control gun crime (and succeeding).

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 4 lety +7

      Australia has higher gun ownership than before the buyback that no one participated in

    • @MrRecrute
      @MrRecrute Před 4 lety +70

      @Nathan Woodason, plenty of people handed in their guns. What’s significant is that Australia banned possession of rapid fire guns. That’s had an impact on the number of gun deaths whether suicide or homicide.

    • @JohnSmith-hn6kv
      @JohnSmith-hn6kv Před 4 lety +3

      How many times is the word "God" mentioned in the US constitution?

    • @MrRecrute
      @MrRecrute Před 4 lety +9

      @John Smith, what’s your point? The US constitution was written in the 18th century. Many of the contributors to the constitution believed in a deity although not necessarily a Christian one.

    • @JohnSmith-hn6kv
      @JohnSmith-hn6kv Před 4 lety +1

      @@MrRecrute because Christianity has only been around for a few hundred years.

  • @pinkmagicali
    @pinkmagicali Před 3 lety +596

    I love that line about the first amendment giving people the right to say that the second amendment sucks. LOL.

    • @Anon54387
      @Anon54387 Před 2 lety +1

      The First Amendment doesn't give anyone the right to free speech and the 2nd Amendment doesn't give anyone the right to guns. Governments don't grant rights. We have rights. They pre-existed government. We don't have the rights because of the Bill of Rights. We have the Bill of Rights because we have rights. The Bill of Rights is a limit on government to protect our rights.

    • @nipponsuxs
      @nipponsuxs Před 2 lety +4

      @@Anon54387 well the Indians never had a bill of rights, theyd scalp a white man any time they could, maybe we should let them keep doing what they were doing since the bill if rights has no authority over them

    • @alistairmscott
      @alistairmscott Před 2 lety

      And there may yet come a time when the second amendment protects people's rights under the first...

    • @innismor11
      @innismor11 Před 2 lety

      Minor correction ................. he said ".......sucks dicks".
      (You're welcome.)

    • @two_kopecks
      @two_kopecks Před rokem +1

      And the second amendment alows people to have the first

  • @ivonajanice8784
    @ivonajanice8784 Před 2 lety +16

    "you can't change the 2nd amendment! ... yes you can... it's called an amendment"

  • @omarfarias8962
    @omarfarias8962 Před 2 lety +5

    Here we are again

  • @BrokedDownPalace
    @BrokedDownPalace Před 4 lety +283

    He's really got that American accent nailed

  • @JonathanWinegar
    @JonathanWinegar Před 8 lety +617

    I love the way he says Austraya

    • @hayleyleahy474
      @hayleyleahy474 Před 8 lety +65

      That's the normal way to say it mate!! Americans say it weird

    • @VallianceRS
      @VallianceRS Před 8 lety +38

      you'll find most Australians say the word more Oz-trail-ya. Or you know.. just straya ;D

    • @samvelrubenian3184
      @samvelrubenian3184 Před 8 lety +25

      without the AU...Australians just say Straya

    • @TimsFoyleHeadgear
      @TimsFoyleHeadgear Před 8 lety +7

      Like when Arnold says Califonya

    • @JimmyRJump
      @JimmyRJump Před 7 lety +2

      That's "Ah-nuld" to ya ;)

  • @tuntun168
    @tuntun168 Před 2 lety +42

    Came here after Uvalde. This guy will be immortalised as long as guns still exist in America and the massacres continue indefinitely. Truly genius.

  • @xanatax1844
    @xanatax1844 Před 2 lety +6

    I wanted this to be longer … where is part 3, 4, 5 … omg, this is so good. 🤣

  • @mttran22
    @mttran22 Před 8 lety +243

    "you're bringing guns to a drone fight!!"
    this guy gets it.

    • @red32303
      @red32303 Před 5 lety +2

      So I’ll get a drone

    • @Ober1kenobi
      @Ober1kenobi Před 5 lety +15

      red32303 one of those pissant commercial drones that cost a couple hundred dollars ? Compared to.. multi million dollar death machine designed drones.... you’re fucked

    • @lootbox289
      @lootbox289 Před 5 lety +5

      No populace to control if drones wipe out every town that doesn't want to get in line.

    • @commissarkitty3553
      @commissarkitty3553 Před 5 lety +1

      i bet your a geinus whos going to bring tanks and f-22's stop the control of a populace.

    • @hamupinhere
      @hamupinhere Před 5 lety +3

      Mike Tran Bobby Boucher The issue with guys such as your, and Jim Jefferies', arguments is you flatly, and ignorantly assume that people enter into civil armed conflicts, either with their government or an ideological opposition, because they think they can "win", without considering many do so because they'd rather die than continue living under what they perceive as state oppression or tyranny.
      Question: have you ever, in your entire life, put your life on the line for anything/anyone? I'm not trying to give you some trip here, I'm just genuinely wondering.

  • @joshuabarltley8499
    @joshuabarltley8499 Před 6 lety +82

    "I use my slaves to protect my family, I keep my slaves, locked in a safe"lmao

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 5 lety

      Bet they dont own guns. Thats why theyre slaves

    • @JA-jb4ti
      @JA-jb4ti Před 2 lety

      Slavery isn’t funny.

    • @JA-jb4ti
      @JA-jb4ti Před 2 lety

      @@nateasonjamesslavery isn’t funny.

    • @remliqa
      @remliqa Před 26 dny

      @@JA-jb4ti Neither are guns.

  • @CarcPazu
    @CarcPazu Před rokem +3

    I keep coming back to that bit every once in a while. This is pure genius.

  • @micktanguy6665
    @micktanguy6665 Před rokem +2

    Best i‘ve ever heard about the american gun mania. Spectacular.

  • @bigeyedben2057
    @bigeyedben2057 Před 5 lety +127

    I was in a gun argument on Twitter at one point, and I told someone, "There have been several amendments made since the original Constitution," and then they said I was an asshole and blocked me, and boy, did I feel schooled by that woman!

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 5 lety +3

      What amendment takes away one of the first 10 bill of rights?

    • @errorite6653
      @errorite6653 Před 3 lety +3

      @@nateasonjames Article V exists. Not complicated.

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 Před 3 lety +4

      Wow, she sure got you! :D

    • @DelsMovers
      @DelsMovers Před 3 lety +4

      @@nateasonjames the 28th

    • @1911GreaterThanALL
      @1911GreaterThanALL Před rokem

      Yes there has been multiple amendments made but none regarding an enumerated right tied tot he identity of the country. The phrasing of "you can't change the second amendment" is never taken to be literal.

  • @GODDESSVEE28
    @GODDESSVEE28 Před 6 lety +540

    Jim is like the rest of us in Australia. We all see it like this, we shake our heads in utter disbelief every time there is another shooting and more children die!.

    • @thepoliticalgunnut8018
      @thepoliticalgunnut8018 Před 6 lety +13

      Since when did you speak on our entire behalf exactly?

    • @RyanRizico
      @RyanRizico Před 6 lety +3

      The political gun nut UK agrees buddy :))

    • @RyanRizico
      @RyanRizico Před 6 lety +1

      Nanifa at no point did anyone mention enjoyment, but do carry on

    • @propertyofranger
      @propertyofranger Před 5 lety +53

      Yep. Every sane Australian shakes their head in both despair and disgust whenever a new US shootings occurs. And we never have to wait long for the next one. OP may not speak for all of Australia, but I believe he speaks for the overwhelming majority. The US's unhealthy and reckless obsession with firearms is something most other countries simply do not understand. Japan has a very high percentage of firearm owners. But the types of guns available to them are very restricted, and they have to pass strict safety training etc. to obtain their licence. They have a lot of guns, and practically no gun crime - because the citizens believe in gun control and gun safety and are responsible.

    • @serverlan763
      @serverlan763 Před 5 lety +1

      Japan does not have very high gun ownership. I have been there and been involved with hunting there.

  • @avrilmedna1830
    @avrilmedna1830 Před 2 lety +25

    So glad I live in Australia. Best ever standup! It's all true!

    • @Venusbabe66
      @Venusbabe66 Před 2 lety

      Same! Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺 is home. It is all true that Jim says, except for the outdated massacre numbers. Las Vegas, Nevada, in 2017: 58 dead, more than 850 injured now holds the record for worst massacre. Same lone-wolf, agro, seething, antisocial male that America thrives in producing. They're in deep shite - rotting from the core thanks to their love of capitalism instead of the care of their people. So sad.

  • @waltersarafin3752
    @waltersarafin3752 Před rokem +17

    No matter how many times I watch this it still cracks me up. It's so true and funny as Hell

  • @cristop5
    @cristop5 Před 8 lety +1857

    It takes an outsider to speak the bleeding obvious

    • @ZariDV
      @ZariDV Před 8 lety +68

      Outsiders all over the world have been talking about this exact thing for years. I almost feel like we're more concerned about what happens to Americans than the Americans who defend the second amendment (even after mass shootings).

    • @nobodyknowsanything3906
      @nobodyknowsanything3906 Před 8 lety +18

      You are. Those assholes only care about themselves.

    • @arnold1fan
      @arnold1fan Před 8 lety +9

      so true

    • @andrepickering6593
      @andrepickering6593 Před 7 lety +33

      cristop5 see the thing is, everyone that isn't from America is saying the same thing as this guy.

    • @arnold1fan
      @arnold1fan Před 7 lety +23

      many Americans agree, and understand that owning guns does not make you American

  • @joshs2733
    @joshs2733 Před 8 lety +262

    "If you don't like it go home!" God you are spot on !!! I am a man form the US, born in Detroit, yes Detroit! and you nailed this "gun thing" perfectly.

    • @IndicacannaJones
      @IndicacannaJones Před 8 lety +4

      +Josh S I know, right? The "gun thing". I mean, it's like said ALL the time, but it's like nobody noticed that so many people say it ALL the time. Imagine the brilliance it takes to notice the obvious. By the way, I live near Detroit. I'm not so sure I'd be bragging if I were you.

    • @GuinessOriginal
      @GuinessOriginal Před 8 lety +1

      +toranamunter he didn't like it so he went home. I heard rape in America was so bad even guys often get raped, like 1 in 30 get raped or get attempted raped. Take it Detroit is bad for that then. Funny can't remember that scene in 8 mile or robocop.

    • @XavierbTM1221
      @XavierbTM1221 Před 6 lety +3

      Most of the illegal guns in Detroit come from the neighbouring states where guns are less regulated and you can easily transport them
      Same goes for Mexico, 90% of the guns used by the criminals com from neighbouring Murica, from all of those little guns that get lost by "responsible gun owners"
      Fuck

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 5 lety

      @@XavierbTM1221 so what would you do with the 400 million guns already in the US?

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 5 lety

      @@GuinessOriginal that statistic is because men spend the most time in prison

  • @Confused_Philosopher
    @Confused_Philosopher Před 4 měsíci +4

    I bet those 10% are still furious.

    • @brozius
      @brozius Před 4 měsíci +5

      You will find a bunch of them here commenting and it's pretty funny what failed logic they use!

  • @chipsotopher
    @chipsotopher Před 8 lety +1410

    Here in Canada we are well armed to protect ourselves from intruders. I keep a phone on my nightstand so I can call 911. Done me miracles so far.

    • @picklescustard6645
      @picklescustard6645 Před 8 lety +12

      Wait... Canada has the same emergency number as the US?

    • @chipsotopher
      @chipsotopher Před 8 lety +113

      ya most places do, except for Britain, there's is 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

    • @hyuutsuACE
      @hyuutsuACE Před 8 lety +2

      it's 119 in Taiwan

    • @JBnx94
      @JBnx94 Před 8 lety +13

      It's 000 in Australia

    • @SonahtPriorfaix
      @SonahtPriorfaix Před 8 lety +9

      cops take like 2 hours to show up to my house

  • @Classymarc
    @Classymarc Před 3 lety +185

    Someone should got to a NRA convention and play this on repeat on a big screen outside!

    • @Kornchipzzz
      @Kornchipzzz Před 3 lety +10

      Well they just filed for bankruptcy 😅

    • @ArkaeaFCL3
      @ArkaeaFCL3 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Kornchipzzz thank god

    • @IndustrialBonecraft
      @IndustrialBonecraft Před 3 lety +3

      @@Kornchipzzz So do most large corporate institutions - it's a tax thing. They've got a lot of money and the American government is almost certainly going to keep giving them money in one form or another.

    • @nolanwunderlich167
      @nolanwunderlich167 Před 3 lety

      @@IndustrialBonecraft Yeah manipulating the NRA to make poor decisions for the second amendment. It's become corrupt because many of its constituents nowadays back the establishment bastards that want to take our guns away...

    • @adrianbass5560
      @adrianbass5560 Před 3 lety

      Or on a very 📢 BLUETOOTH speaker

  • @nintiwirri
    @nintiwirri Před 2 lety +3

    Relevant yet again and again

  • @larsnielsen8024
    @larsnielsen8024 Před 2 lety +8

    Still current today but Americans still do not grasp it

  • @joeyhobba9888
    @joeyhobba9888 Před 5 lety +159

    Honestly I’ve been die hard second amendment my entire life, watching this has changed my entire outlook on it, thank you Jeffery your changing lives

    • @joeyhobba9888
      @joeyhobba9888 Před 5 lety +6

      Just realized it’s Jim not Jeffrey sorry

    • @jaytam1
      @jaytam1 Před 5 lety +9

      Joey Hobba Good on ya man and hope there will be more of you!!

    • @bubbiesdad
      @bubbiesdad Před 5 lety +7

      Joey Hobba
      I've got some ocean front property in Oklahoma that might interest you.

    • @matthewc445
      @matthewc445 Před 5 lety

      Best joke ever

    • @thethirdman225
      @thethirdman225 Před 5 lety +1

      @@bubbiesdad Yeah but you're okay with people being murdered too.

  • @vonb2792
    @vonb2792 Před 6 lety +260

    Part 1 and Part 2 are the best talk and standup on Gun Control ever made so far... it's logical, its smart and funny ... and without any ''prejudice'' just facts

  • @cpee656
    @cpee656 Před rokem +4

    TN school shooting today brought me here.

  • @razorjean
    @razorjean Před 4 lety +611

    This should be aired daily, in the hope it sinks in.

    • @youcanfindrace
      @youcanfindrace Před 4 lety +9

      Or we can just have a war. Conservatives vs liberals and we can see who wins that one lmao.... gl throwing rocks at us lolololol

    • @brianmannion7097
      @brianmannion7097 Před 4 lety +1

      Lobbyists don't care about facts sometimes. Sometimes they just care about power and money.

    • @razorjean
      @razorjean Před 4 lety +4

      @@kerrbyy7825 He is right, when will America ban selling autmatic rifles? Every point he makes is true

    • @razorjean
      @razorjean Před 4 lety +5

      @@youcanfindrace This is inocent people getting killed, not people in war...

    • @nateasonjames
      @nateasonjames Před 4 lety +3

      @@razorjean America banned automatic rifles in 1934. Every other point is similarly misleading and false

  • @godofspacetime333
    @godofspacetime333 Před 4 lety +41

    “You’re bringing guns to a drone fight!”
    Talk about a fucking massacre, Jesus.

    • @homelessman2257
      @homelessman2257 Před 2 lety

      Taliban, look them up

    • @scaryterry0108
      @scaryterry0108 Před 2 lety

      Is that why America lost 2 guerrilha conflicts in less than 100 years?

    • @godofspacetime333
      @godofspacetime333 Před 2 lety

      @@scaryterry0108 and left a trail of millions of dead, yes.

    • @scaryterry0108
      @scaryterry0108 Před 2 lety

      @@godofspacetime333 well, my argument for the ability to own guns i wouldn’t say is unique to myself but it doesn’t defend any nonsensical claims about self defense. But yes, the ability to defend one’s life is a reason however I enjoy collecting firearms from different eras in history. My favorite era is the Cold War and both East and west conceived excellent firearms many of which today are collectors items. Firearms are a living piece of history and studying the way they were engineered and the tasks they were built to accomplish can really reveal the mindset and diference in tactics and doctrine of both sides. Collecting firearms is an incredible hobby and people that do it truly provide us with an opportunity to see, feel and use very interesting pieces of the past.

  • @mrfister1899
    @mrfister1899 Před 10 dny

    So glad this popped up. Remember watching it when it was first out. Still perfection.

  • @al9636
    @al9636 Před měsícem +1

    Such intelligent points !

  • @BraceDeville
    @BraceDeville Před 3 lety +50

    Has there ever been a better conversation had about gun control?

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 Před 8 lety +67

    Dude, I am so glad you posted this here. I've popped it in on comment threads all over the place. It's brilliant.

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon Před 2 lety +14

    Haha so funny. Just as funny as the last time I watched this after a mass shooting... And the time before that... And the time before that... And the time before that...

    • @peterhel1077
      @peterhel1077 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah. I am on my 5th watch. I downloaded subtitles and made points so I can make any republican begin seething like crazy in twitter comments lol. Also crested a bot and send this link to pro gun accounts. 12k links sent. It's not much. But it's an honest job.

    • @two_kopecks
      @two_kopecks Před rokem

      I watch it every time there is a tyrannical government killing and imprisoning its citizens for not agreeing with it

    • @ChrisPierreBacon
      @ChrisPierreBacon Před rokem

      @@two_kopecks Now see this is the entire problem, people like you who think ANY kind of gun control is tyranny. We just want to stop children from dying in schools.

  • @Tommyoda
    @Tommyoda Před rokem +4

    it’s called an Amendment 🤣💪🏽

  • @ontaka5997
    @ontaka5997 Před 4 lety +36

    7:08 Muskets are AWESOME!
    You know what's good about the musket, it gives a load of time to calm down
    JJ starts loading a musket.
    This was hilarious!!!!

  • @DmonHiro
    @DmonHiro Před 2 lety +86

    "Fuck you! Don't take my slaves!" was the best line ever.