Jim Jefferies - Freedumb - Full Length Official Clip -- From Freedumb Netflix Special
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Comedian Jim Jefferies talks Freedumb on his Netflix special FREEDUMB.
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Americans are free to do as they are told.
As I always say.. You are 100% free to follow government orders.. Just dont start looking for real freedom.. It doesn't exist.
You didn't stop that shit Wednesday thou you shit hole
Exactly.
Also I don't know if all Languages are like this , But at least with the English language You can say something That is so general that it could mean many different things .So that way in the end if somebody asked What you meant by that you can cater to whatever answer they want ..That's the slimeball American way .Make no mistake we're the biggest idiots over here you can imagine...I work at a certain store In there are people that won't buy a bag of dirt because there's dirt on the bag ...That's how f****** dumb we are
They can't even play online poker. lol
I'm from Canada, and that is the single greatest impression of a Canadian I have ever heard.
I came down here to say exactly the same thing, lol
I am a 29 year old lived in canada my whole life.. I have literally never heard a Canadian talk like that.
But I say eh all the fucking time lol.
Missing at least 20 sorry's :P
Dockstaff kinda sounded like Norm MacDonald
dream believer gotta go to the bush and in small towns mostly up north
Jim understands American culture better than Americans.
unfortunately I'm from America but I consider myself a human being who is tired of imaginary lines defining who we are I'm actually from where Jim's at in this clip, Nashville TN.Im surprised he was so accepted there.Its full of close minded conservative assholes.
that's what makes him so funny. ..
Vic Deville Jim is a fucking sweaty doughy fuck ..his days are numbered
*better than Americans do.
john marcey you’re country is shit hahhahah
I mean, this isn't really a comedy special, he is just speaking the truth
Yip and the truth is so ridiculous they are all blind and laughing cos they think it's a joke
George Carlin on the owners is great too
Yeah, he is much like Bill Burr XD
Aren't all good comics basically just speaking the truth? :D
muay thai legend most of them are probably laughing because they know it’s true
Can we just appreciate how good his high notes were
He was given a scholarship for college as an opera singer. He ended up with nodules on his vocal chords, had a surgery to remove them and then became a standup comedian. True story.
Trained classical singer.
"well I don't expect an Australian to understand freedom" if I had a dollar for every time an American has said this, I would have enough money to pay off the medical debt of 7 US families!
Do you have the fuckin wa mint mate
Nobody has that much money.
@@TheGrifcannon22 point taken!
@@dantwolalaplayz3222 no the chinese have that lol
This comment obviously was before AUS started building concentration camps. And citizens arrested over FB posts. Once a penal colony, always a penal colony.
I LOVE how Jim Jeffries busts out the "American male accent" with such ease!!
Strange comment slightly homosexual feelings for him is ok tho
A craftsman indeed, he does 'posh' English and liberal Canadian equally accurately too but he tours globally a lot and becomes a barfly wherever he goes. He could claim buying around as a business expense for research purposes!
As a Canadian I can vouch for the authenticity of his impression. Spot on, 10/10, absolutely dripping with maple syrup 🍁 🇨🇦 now I gotta go ride my polar bear to work
🤣🤣🤣
That was sooo. Good. But he didn’t mention that he was. SORRY. LOL.
Lower your ego flag will you for children's sake
is it? He sounds Welsh to me.
You must be from the Prairies
"The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy."
-Rage against the machine
Aren't they the anti-establishment band that got really big and made a shitload of money off an X-factor boycott despite the fact that they were part of a record company which was at least partially owned by Simon Cowell? I always thought they should embrace the blunt honesty of their genre and call themselves "Part of the Machine".
@@aecides3203 rage against the machine is a band that has only ever advocated peaceful opposition to unjust laws, wars and policies that are made by the government. Those are Zach de la Rocha's words, the vocalist If you didn't know. They aren't anti establishment, they are anti corruption. They used the advantage of the record company to spread their message. You have to pay to play the game, its called life. Yeah it sucks, but if they were unwilling to sign to a label, they wouldn't have any way to perform and spread their message.
:') LOVE
@bandr They donated their share, not the record companies. I don't hate them or anything, I just don't think you can rage against the machine particularly hard while actively greasing it's cogs.
@@aecides3203 I think you’ll find they were already massive before the X factor thing.
This guy’s material gives me chills. Absolute genius
Sounds like he's got a good handle of bodily autonomy, something doubly relevant to free societies in the last few years.
@@deletesoon70 I wonder what his stance on vaccine mandates are...?
“So statically, in the Land of the Free! You have the least amount of free people” 😂hahaha
Statistically* this was probably auto correct....
And the name of the country is (united) states.............
...and most of the rest *THINK* they're free.
Actually, you can assume that based on his data. You can only say the US has the most amount of non free people. The US obviously has more people who are not in prison than the total population of most countries.
@@kesayo if you put one in ten chinese in prison they still have more free people compared to half the countries in the world
"I heard someone's giving up on life eh?" in the most casual voice I've ever heard
As a Dutch American, I can vouch for Holland's superiority is terms of freeness.
Don´t you mean the Netherlands?
@@mathiaskjeldgaardpetersen5926 probably second generation dutch american. so he's been through the american education system ...
Yeah, its Netherlands. Holland is just a state/province
Free to be the rudest people on the planet. Go live among the Dutch and tell me I'm wrong. If someone ever held a door open for another human being the entire nation would have a collective aneurysm.
Pretty sure they don't have freedom of speech or right to bear arms
we need foreigners like Jim Jeffries to come and show us how self contradicting we are in America
Like John Oliver
But us Americans hate hearing about our faults. You know why? MURICA!
Sadly that's the mentality in the U.S.
..in USA. America is the continent. We are fine with the remaining 75%.
@@silverwindspirit No to be fair Americans are quite self critical and I think that's great.
@@beback_ Yeah but self critical in a self absorbed way. They usually don't like inputs from the outsiders.
"If anyone deserves a beer..." ROFLOL!!! Great line!
74 year old black Vietnam veteran. Damn Jim! There you go with that logic shit. ❤ ☮️ & happiness. 😎
His american accent is on point
It's not a difficult accent if English is your first language...
Vincent Alexander it’s easy to do, all you have to do is talk clear and concise
Talkin the RIGHT way.
its not hard, just make sure the tone is patronizing, ignorant, and self-righteously pissed off.
anyone who's been around Americans for very long can do it. They just don't because who would want to sound like that?
j v
You probably have a ugly voice. Jealous?
"or a heavy sleeper" just absolutely wrecked me hahaha 😂🤣
IF ANYONE DESERVES A BEER! Its the girl with 10 loads on her face 😂😂😂😂
Or 3
This is the comment.
My ribs hurt OMG 😂 😂
she takes 10 rounds, she gets 10 rounds
It's a scary world we live in, where Comenidans make sense and Poloticians's talk shite!
Comedians have always made sense. Otherwise they wouldn't be funny.
It's an unoriginal world we live in when this tired old shit is said by dozens of people on every comedy video out there
comedy is a way of coping with a form of hopeless opression or situations imo
Comedians exist to take the piss out of everything, to put it all in context. Apparently in some ancient cultures, they could not have children for they had the power to depose lords through satire alone.
Comedians and Satirists were once considered too powerful to procreate.
I can understand it
COYS!
This adds so much perspective...never even thought of stuff like this
Shreyas Suresh -How? How can you have "never even thought of stuff like this"? Don't you wonder about the words in your national anthem or the aspects of your nation that you treasure and whether they match reality? I'm honestly stunned at this.
@@arthurneddysmith You're stunned? You do realize that the lyrics were written in the 1800's, do you not? It's basically, now, just a tribute; so get a grip.
arthurneddysmith stfu u pretentious fuck
Thank you, Jim, for stating some truths. America's obsession with thinking they are the only "free people" on the planet is something that really pisses off the rest of the world...
Go to the UK and insult someone on social media, see how much freedom you have, when you're going to court for insulting someone. Yeah, this shit didnt age well, did it?
No-one is completely free, complete freedom would be a disaster.
@@haidengeary8277 lol what, the original comment is only arguing against the etnhocentric idea that the U.S is the most free country in the world.
Give me back the tax money we spent subsidizing your freedom 🤷🏻♂️
SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY FREEDOM!!! AMERICA#1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm moving to Holland but yeah Canada is dope I live in b.c and we'll a year ago we had to help my grandfather die because he was in so much pain and I'm glad we could do that for him
Yikes.
"...the land you got for freeeee;
Built on the bones
Of dead braves...”
As an American. I stand by everthing you've said during this segment. Any that decline to accept this, just know. You are part of the problem.
The land of the freeeee
And the home of the slaaaves
@wirgsen
Your just convinced you are not a slave.. The west is just better at brainwashing its citizens.
dream believer that’s something a commie would say
Oh pull your head out of your ass. Most of the slaves went to Africa and the Middle east and they practiced slavery long after the west abolished it. Slaves were all over the world.
@@kaliburawy2516 Oh sorry there JimBob. How's the south rising again comin along there sonny boy?
Gotta love how a guy named himself "A Patriotic American" and has a confederate flag as his pic. You can't make this shit up. 'Murica.
“If anyone deserves a beer” 😂😂😂😂
I wish i could like this more then once...
This guy has been on fire for many years. Right on like always
I love the way he talks about some ugly, painful truth! Coming from where people fight for freedom every single day to Australia, I find him amazingly smart ! He sees the world as it is! So far away of prejudice!
Come back to Australia Jimmy! You are fantastic! 😁😁😁
No.
Jim Jeffries is the antithesis of "true blue".
Jim Lefty's is a pussycat and a coward.
I used to be a fan, and then he shit on a fellow Aussie who actually has some nuts. Then he did this... czcams.com/video/SF8ws5QN5S0/video.html
He can stay out.
@@Jimmeh_B Lol fuck him too
He's autistic and sees it the logical reasonably way. Which also makes him extremely funny xD
He spoke nothing but the truth! My favorite clip of his.
Utter nonsense comment nothing's free
@@matimus100 smiles at Macdonald's
I love America. I love the freedoms we USED to have.. just love it.
"if anyone deserves a beer!...You seem like a fun girl, or a heavy sleeper. " I dies at you b'y
That Canadian Doctor bit had me in stitches XD
Americans are so free that we cant walk down the sidewalk while drinking a beer.
Lmao! As a Canadian, he nailed the Canadian Hoser!!
Years ago we laughed at comedians and listened to politicians. Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians.
and now we copy "quotes" from the internet and post it as a comment
Yes sir 👏
@@kmizanfauzi7291 and also who ever actually listened to a politician lol
He reminds me of your drunk buddy who suddenly becomes hella inspirational when plastered hahahaha
“You seem like a fun girl… or a heavy sleeper”. I JUST got that
"If anyone deserves a beer...!"
Hear hear!
Jim is the best American ever.i know he’s from Australia
What I love about Jim Jefferies is he makes some seriously profound points whilst making you piss yourself, Top Bloke Australia should be proud Love from UK
Strange comment slightly homosexual feelings for him is ok tho
@@matimus100 Seriously? I'm Straight but if you're Homophobic you need to have a word with yourself? Lot's of Love from the UK 😍❤️😍
@@matimus100 you need friends
I’m an American,& I think Jim understands perfectly lol! And I love when he does the accent!
0:45 - *Randy Marsh* from South Park just came his pants 😂😂😂
Jim, you are a brilliant comedian. You make me laugh every time, even with clips I've watched before. You are also insightful and make excellent points in your comedy. All of that said, since when do you have such a good singing voice?!
As a South African I can honestly agree with his statement of our beautifully fucked country...
As a dutch person ( a person from holland) i demand we be calles the land of the free hahah the first time i smoked weed i was 15 and we did it outside in a public park where police were always checking
@Jim The Raspberry yeahh it sucks i saw a video yesterday of a girl from the us not even knowing that canada was attached to the us
What can he actually sing and high such a high note, almost perfect? I am ashocked and amazed. You a boss mate. :D
He was given a scholarship for college as an opera singer. He ended up with nodules on his vocal chords, had a surgery to remove them and then became a standup comedian. True story.
Canada🥰his accent was on point😂
You're saying what 99percent of humans want to say but don't have the guts to say. Thank you Jim.
I Was Honored To Work On The Jim Jefferies Show Here In Hollywood !!! Very Smart And Creative Business Man !!!!
Come back Jim. Do a gig in Melbourne. I will be there with bells on.
Same
Totally agree.
Melbourne!
I wouldn't. He's a sellout.
Jim Jeffries is the antithesis of "true blue". Jim Lefty's is a pussycat and a coward. I used to be a fan, and then he shit on a fellow Aussie who actually has some nuts. Then he did this... czcams.com/video/SF8ws5QN5S0/video.html
His American accent caught me off guard. He did an excellent impression.
Haha Jim got it right about South Africa. I’m from there and it’s real stuffed. Luckily I’m now in Australia and it’s real good.
Declan Vorster lucky bastard I'm still stuck in this hell hole
En ek werk en bly in China. Groete
You got the golden ticket my friend!
I'm Australian and believe more South Africans should be allowed to emigrate. The country is in a mess. I'm sorry for the people.
SA still amazing & cape town still the best city in the world. & my thousands of friends from all over the world agree with me.
yeah Jim Jefferies is one of the few that has said it like it is...respect
100% agree
I can’t believe the audience was laughing while he was telling them the sad truths about us. Many a truth is said in jest.
Some wise person once defined a nation as "a group of people united by a mistaken view of their past and a hatred for their neighbors."
He's speaking out loud every frustration I've been suffering for my entire life in America in a pos red state
it's not just red states, blue states have their own madness.
Free, what an interesting word. Great stuff. He is so good and so right.
Hello from South Africa 😂
7 min of pure Truth, The LEGEND Jim Jefferies Gives you a test of freedodome!!!
This is not only comic genius, but just plain genius. Bravo friend!
let freedumb ring
No idea why you turned rating off Jim, all of the videos of your stuff always has 99% positive feedback mate
I don't think it's jim that actualy uploads these videos might be some manager or something
actually this special wasnt very good. His other material is better
He turned off the rating so that all the triggered patriot slaves couldn't downvote the page to oblivion
Jim Jeffries is the antithesis of "true blue".
Jim Lefty's is a pussycat and a coward.
I used to be a fan, and then he shit on a fellow Aussie who actually has some nuts. Then he did this... czcams.com/video/SF8ws5QN5S0/video.html
That might have something to do with it.
BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING GIANT!!
He forgot to mention one more thing, America is so free that anyone who is 18 can get an assault weapon, but can't buy beer.
So true - not only can't BUY it but can't carry it most places! Last summer I was at a local liquor store and a guy and his son were buying beer and snacks, and I live in an open carry state. The cashier told them the son could not carry any beer to their car, and he had a pistol in a holster on his hip! They were nice, and went along, but they did mention how silly it was that this kid could own and carry a deadly weapon, but could not help carry their beer out to the car.
That’s because firearm carry permits are regulated by state law, while alcohol is regulated by federal statutes. You’ll notice quite an interstate variance regarding guns, but uniformity with alcohol.
@@Guy-cs8yj Doesn't matter, its still retarded as shit
Very simple. The alcohol industry doesn't do a good job lobbying as the NRA does. Imagine they start spending like the NRA. We'll have to age limits
Guy that’s actually not strictly true. The drinking age is also up to the state’s, but the federal government decided a long time ago that, if states didn’t set their age at 21, they’d withhold federal money from highway and other transportation funds, etc. So, while it’s true that the federal government is influencing the age, they don’t strictly control it legally.
Same concept, though. The federal government doesn’t seem to care what you do about guns, but they feel the need to get involved with alcohol 🙄
"if ANYONE deserves a beer" **face shaking with conviction**
As a dutchman , i support this video
IF ANYONE deserves a BEER ...😂
Fun fact: by the statistics from the Human Freedom Index, the top ten most free countries in the world are New Zealand, Switzerland, Hong Kong, Australia, Canada, Holland, Denmark, Ireland, the United Kingdom and Finland.
USA ranks at 17th place, tied with Sweden.
Not to totally disagree with the Human Freedom Index, but last time I checked, Hong Kong was not a country.
Free Bird dude fact check what do they use to measure freedom and then produce a list out of that??
I think with Coronavirus, Australia and New Zealand are last in Freedom.
I loved his Canadian impression. 😂 ❤
Love that Jim's Canadian accent is just David Foley talking with a thick accent.
Love the fact the dude who wasn’t even born in America, knows America more then Americans
Love the fact that you dove headfirst into this and proved the point JJ is making.
Easy lover
@@axnjxn91 thats the fucking joke...
I get 7 weeks paid vacation in England. Think we have more freedom, less hours working
I always laugh at thier 10 working days of holiday, from which sick days must be taken, yet they think they are a land of opportunity lol
In USA, last full time job I had, before semi retirement, I had 4 weeks vacation, plus 12 PDO (Personal Days Off), plus 10 paid Holidays.
Ask Tommy Robinson how free the UK is.
@@keithroy7884 Not sure if you are just having a laugh but Stephen Yaxley-Lennon ( the person who goes by the made up name of "Tommy Robinson") is a nobody over there in the UK, just a convivted football thug . . .
Keith Roy well I guess your one of the lucky ones. Did you travel abroad on holiday?
He is great...top standups doing it today.
That sir, was amazing
Like usually - bullseye. Just in the centre of absurd and hypocrisy. I watched it with a smile on my face :)
As a proud Canadian, I can say that JJ nails that Canadian accent!
Yeah, in a sorta middle of the prairies way I guess....
@@FurtiveSkeptical Just in general lol.
@@ChandlerSomborac Fair enough heh. Cheers.
Sounds like a small Albertan town accent to me, clearly not the rest.
@@bobbiusshadow6985 We sound the same across the country. Except for Quebec and Newfoundland of course hehe.😏
His Canadian death machine bit was priceless.
I'm Canadian. He sounded just like my neighbour (yes that's how you spell neighbour).
Oh wait. He sounded just like me.
Pfft. I'm from Manitoba, and I don't know *anyone* who speaks like that, except when we're imitating Bob and Doug McKenzie. LOL
So incredibly brilliant.
Best Canadian accent ever
I always thought the holding of the note at a baseball game so everyone could orgasm in the stands was satire, and then I went to a major league game in the states. It was fucking scary
Never a let down if looking to laugh, thankyou
-How do you have the biggest porn industry, when prostitution is illegal?
-Because you *have to film it* to make it legal.
Aaaah. They know what they're doing.
I have never understood this either it's like the ones who have money can do it, but not the ones struggling to pay their bills, and feed her kids can't. It's so backwards.
@@mattw6399 People in porn do it to pay their bills too. I doubt many choose it as a career option when they're spoilt for choice.
@@ExternalInputs i see what u mean, i just thought it might be restrictive 4 those who r not in
A good humor has a bit of joke in it, the rest is just truth.
Utter nonsense comment not true
''IF ANYONE DESERVES A BEER ...''
I'm from South Africa. X
Omg I love it
The Canadian accent tho😂
I live in Germany and gun control is extremly strict. But you can still own a gun. You have to do actual training and you need permits and you need to be evaluated. If you then buy a gun you have to keep it at home, you can't walk around with it in public.
So basicly we have a very dangerous and deadly object that can only be used after you have done some thorough tests and even then the use of it is restricted. And for some reason a lot of people have a problem with that even though that's exactly how a fuck ton of things are handled.
I mean, have you never heard of fucking cars for example?
Of course we need restriction on dangerous and deadly things especially when the whole purpose of said thing is to be fucking deadly! You don't buy a car to kill people with it and there are still a ton of restrictions, so of fucking course we need restrictions on guns, the sole purpose of which is to hurt people!
Well ok but how the fuck did u get to that monologue he didn't even mention guns xD
@@monkeyddizze Jim Jefferies does do a bit on guns in America. Look for his bit on gun control-it's somewhere on youtube
@@monkeyddizze I guess I commented on the wrong video then lol.
I was on a Jim Jeffries binge and at some point he talked about gun control. I got it mixed up then.
that's what america needs to do
@@zach2733 Good for you.
Actual Land of the Free 🇳🇱
This guy is a born story teller. I bet most of the stories he told the world were the dudes in a bar. He's just a bar story teller guy from Australia you want to join you in a shitty day.
The countries that brag most about being Democratic, Republics and "of the People" are usually the least Democratic, Republics and "of the people", as in "Democratic Republic of the Congo", "People's Republic of China" and "Democratic People's Republic of Korea". So, stop bragging about how "free" you are! You're the only country in the industrialized world that taxes its citizens living abroad! Do some more fact checking (and perhaps some more travelling) and less bragging!
I couldn't agree more, they are nothing more than a complete brainwashed society. And the fact they tax their own peolpe living abroad really astonished me when I recently read an article about the increase of people in the last years who are renouncing to their US citizenship because of that (among other things). Un-believable!
Love your material mate👌
Every show is like a frikkin sociology master class. I won't surprised if some uni awards him an honorary degree one day
Free is the Aussie spirit.
Pure gold
In the words of the world greates comedian, Bill Hicks RIP '..you are free, to do as we tell you'
I love this guy!
That’s it! I’m moving to Holland! 😆😆😆