Jim Jefferies -- Gun Control (Part 1) from BARE -- Netflix Special
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Comedian Jim Jefferies breaks down the absurdity of America's obsession with guns in his Netflix special BARE. Part 1 of 2.
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This is one of the most rewatchable stand up sketches I’ve ever seen.
toooo fuckin true
Absolutely. And anybody, including gun owners, who can’t laugh at this, and also can’t see his factual points, is a complete cunt. Those people are the absolute epitome of the example “fuck you, don’t take my guns!”
Fuck yeah 👍
You’re right. Seen it 10+ times but I always keep coming back. This is how the rest of the world sees American gun culture- ridiculous.
@@celticrunes1911 sure i can laugh at a joke and his delivery is perfect too, BUT there was never better case FOR owning guns for years than current violent riots going on in the US ... a LOT of "guns are evil" people right now WISHES they had one ...
One of the best TED Talks I've ever seen.
Dude, you stole this from the top comments in part 2 of this video. Kinda weak.
@@vorshack8968 Weak because it matters if a comment on a CZcams video is original?
Is there some kind of copyright I am unaware of?
Fuck off mate.
@@joyl7842 No, not every comment on youtube has to be original. There are 7.5 billion people in the world, duplicates are bound to happen.
But when you _intentionally_ copy/paste someone else's popular comment for internet likes, yeah, that's pretty lame. And when people don't get called out on their lame bullshit . . . they keep doing it. No room for improvement.
You're welcome.
@@vorshack8968 What you're forgetting is that people are bound to have watched the same things and therefore come up with the same comments.
You're the lame one for being certain it's stolen for likes.
Besides who the fuck cares. Maybe pathetic people do.
Hahahahaaa
I love how “Kevin” is the universal name for a security guard.
“We all get sad sometimes” has to be the best line for gun control I’ve ever heard
to think that is sooooooo dumb
@@nameless1692 The majority of suicides are because of guns. The other thing that happened in Australia after they banned guns is the suicide rate for all people dropped by something like 37% and men in particular dropped by something like 42%, from 11.7 per 100K to under 6. So, no, not dumb.
@@TheNinjaJesusRises that is simply not true. it is far more likely for someone to OD themselves or hang themselves while drunk or jump off of something high then it is for someone to shoot themselves.
it is incredibly dumb not just dumb you are right.
Explain the suicide rate in Korea
@@TheNinjaJesusRises no that is completely and utterly wrong.
I come back to this regularly just for
“....and you’ve got Kevin” 😂
Yeah we know... to be expected from most speds.
I’m sure you wonder what sped means. It’s short for special education, ya know the blue bus. The developmentally stunted. The window lickers. Kids with helmets hehehe. Is that a helmet in your photo perhaps 🤓
Vox Populi lmao that needs to be in my bio 😂😂
qween-zee may as well 🤷🏻♂️
@@voxpopuli905 That sounds like you have described a certain kind of er, gun-owner.......You wouldn't be projecting by any chance, would you?
@@seanscanlon9067
Hope he never has a "bad day"
It's so satisfying when he switches flawlessly to an American accent
chris c its jokes, ya fuckin soy boy
@@jon5051 Nobody gives a shit about his jokes. It's the editing of interview answers that's the issue. He invites people onto his show as guests for their insight and then edits the videos to make their answers appear to be in response to different questions (framing them in a negative light). A complete fuckwit thing to do. Fake News and the mark of a coward who has to "win" by resorting to low tactics.
Enjoy it. He might not be around for long
@@jon5051 was it a joke when Jim got Avi banned from social media because Avi exposed this lying scumbag?
@chris c oMg rApE jOkeS?
Australian humor is an extremely valuable natural resource. Just pure gold.
Brillient comment hahahaha.
Good to see this comment. Half these American cunts don’t understand our tongue
Pure Australium
Sure, I'm willing to believe that communities can bear arms and be peaceful. Responsible gun ownership is what is really needed. In order for that to happen, especially in cities, there needs to be a robust system of safety checks, criminal background checks, and mental health screenings before people can buy guns. A lot of states lack even those basic measures and checks, which is so unfortunate.
@@jasonbourne8245 so it’s not guns being used to kill children? Yeah that’s bs bud
“Ya mothers birthday?! Why the f” I lost it
"None of you read pad lock monthly"
(Lockpickinglawyer enters chat)
LockpickingLawyer just goes through the backdoor anyways ; )
@lockpickinglawyer needs to like that comment
I literally upgraded the crap out of all my doors. So... I kind of do "read padlock monthly".
Lockpicking lawyer is why I use guns instead of locks.
"From time to time, we all get sad" LOLOL
''Maybe, we'll get rid of the big guns?...'
Get sad? I live in a high rise apartment.....and if somebody in my building wanted to commit suicide......they could jump!
Literally have no idea how anyone could find this funny. How the fuck is that even a punchline?
Eu he's hilarious, you dumfuk
Panzer Blitz all the retards love him. Especially his ball bustingly hilarious joke where he says that everyone gets sad sometimes and sadness can lead to suicide.
Tune in next week when Jim slays audiences across the globe by pointing out that you'll get wet if you go out in the rain without an umbrella.
Punchline: if you go out...YOU'LL GET SOAKED, YA CUNTS (in sing-songy voice for massive comedic effect)
Time to watch this video again.....
This is kind of sad, but it's become something of a tradition to rewatch this whenever there's a mass shooting...
At least you get to watch this funny bit a lot...
Watching this again today because of what happened in Texas. It’s just so sad. And this will always be relevant as long as massacres keep happening.
This video was 7 years ago.... nothing will change :(
@@Braincleaner Well, I heard Ted Cruz's opinion this morning. So what do you expect?
Sadly, still relevant. This should be mandatory viewing for every adult in this country.
Yep. I’ll see y’all here next month for the next massacre.
Same here.
He did say it, Everytime there is a school shooting his special gets popular. Here in 2022, RIP to everything.
8 years later. More kids are dead and thoughts and prayers still aren’t working.
Go figure!
I wonder what that means.
In Croatia you have to have , not one, but three licences for a gun. Identity card, permit to possess and permit to carry weapons in public. The general conditions are: that he passed the hunting test, that he/she has not been legally convicted and that no criminal proceedings have been initiated against him/her. that he has not been legally punished in the Republic of Croatia and that no proceedings have been initiated against her for misdemeanors with elements of violence... and 5 other very strict conditions. P.S. Nobody EVER protested against that law.
Ex criminals can't have guns over here unless they appeal to get their rights back, but often times someone still manages to get some illegally. People still need to get a background check over here... ever since the 1960s. The school shooter kids often had mental health issues and wanted attention and they figured that's the only way to get 15 minutes of fame. After accounting for 5 cities with the highest gun violence rate, we rank the 4th safest country in the world. We also live next door to countries that have extreme gun control and they are overrun by cartels to the point migrants try to escape from there, so that's make a good reason to keep guns. Plus... The government is genocide happy and the cops don't really protect us that well
Were pretty egotistic compared to being logical. No one wants to live in harmony. We all want to live secluded. I think we should have free access to mental health care where its almost mandatory before going in for a background check. Shouldn't own a gun if you are prone to being a fuck up
"Wait there, fuckface!" LOL
Every time!
“F off,...I like guns!” Lol still cracks me up!
Making the substitute teacher cry got me ... !
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
He’s wrong tho because it’s to protect against a tyrannical government
@@ferise1 no it isn't，a tyrannical gov will have no problem droning you spraying you and yours with hundreds of rounds and or just plain bombing you bright after they demonized you falsified a bunch of "legal" reasons or charges/crimes against the state etc to justify massacre ing or murdering you. your measley arsenal of guns is no match for them.
@@ferise1 YEAH shoot that drone out of the sky with your AR-15 or shotgun
I was out to lunch with six friends around the table the day after I watched this stand up, I was telling about my favorite parts and noticed everyone was smiling and laughing EXCEPT one guy that was fuming with a nasty scowl on his face!
One of the 10%.
I know all about scowling!
@@brozius I've had guns all my life, I compete in both center fire and rim fire. I own two fifty cals, a Barrett and a McMillian target fifty. My safe can't fit even one more rifle and I am smart enough to realize that the comedian, Jeffries, isn't a law maker, just a stand up comedian with no law making power whatsoever. I didn't feel threatened one bit and laughed my ass off at his take on firearms. I kinda saw myself in some of his points and still thought it was funny.
@@morgan4xl You surely didn't meant that with your first comment.
@@morgan4xlHow very sad.
March 2023 and not a fucking thing has changed.
"Padlock Monthly!" f*ckn excellent!
Great magazine. I´ve read it every month for the last 25 years now.
Just renewed my subscription!
"Wait there fuckface, oooooh you came to the wrong house buddy boy I tell you what"
@Wolfreign Valenford Jolly Good! Would you like my wife to bring you some refreshments while you wait?
Random yay I love how I can hear jokes and then turn right around and read an exact transcript of the joke I just heard. Thanks for your public service.
@Wolfreign Valenford that is why my gun is loaded and sitting in my nightstand. Would that burglar like another clip maybe a hollow point or two? Only dumbasses keep their gun unloaded and out of reach.
Also I don't have children but if I did nothing would change except for me teaching them gun safety like my dad taught me.
@Wolfreign Valenford sorry it was more about Jim Jefferies and what he said. Your comment echoed that so you caught my comment rage. Sorry man
@@swagswagify
hopefully you will continue choosing not to have kids.
losing a child because they were playing with a loaded gun that was kept within reach is quite tragic.
I’ve listened to the whole BARE show at least 10 times, and every time it kills me. Just absolutely brilliant, and I share it everywhere.
It doesn't kill you. That's a ridiculous thing to say.
@@markfox1545 Don’t understand idioms, or is this a joke without the smiley face?
I mean its funny but full of anti gun false arguments and logical fallacies
@willl4219 we found one of the 10%
@@JohnSmithShields 10%? What does that mean?
So many people getting offended at a comedy sketch. Its brilliant 🤣
Because he's making good points and some people can't stand that!
@@broziusits actually making trash points based on emotion.
@@igorzisky True!
I don't think the crowd ever realized they were being made fun of.
@John Doe It was filmed in Nashville
Geir Engebretsen Freedumb was filmed in Nashville, this is Bare
Don't really think he was "making fun" of the crowd though really.
@@andyd5038 nope they understood that guns are mad ...lol
Ikr. They are soooo stupid
I’m a security guard and my starting pay was 11.50 lol. They specifically tell me to not be a hero and to call the police.
Lmao thank you for your honesty
Redhot
It does beg the question what are you there for anyway?
@@lilbigrstar to call the police, that's for
@@lilbigrstar observe and report!
TN school shooting today brought me here.
Every. Year. America. Will. Never. Learn.
If learning means turning into sheeple like the rest of us, I congratulate them for their "ignorance"
Jim has got balls doing this routine in America, and I fucking love it. It's so spot on! And yay for Australia! GO US!
+TheReelCorner howcome? freedom of speech and it's comedy. should be a walk in the part for anyone.
+Cas_Lateralus that's not how it works in america, mispronounce a word and they will ruin your life because you hurt their feelings.
He did it in Boston, not like he did it in Texas.
Tell me about it!
Balls? Have you not seen the routines and shows that are done in America? What, do you think someone's going to shoot him on the way out of the theater for speaking his mind?
Annnnnnddd we're back again
Appears you were first
@@allenwhalen8321 yup
Dude there's a massacre every season
'ello!
He missed 6 year olds shooting their teachers. Who would have expected that.
I come back to watch this everytime there is a mass shooting in America. Watching this clip 100+ times this year and its only April
Especially when the government changes the definition of mass shooting to mean "four or more people wounded." They did this in order to include black on black crimes in the statistic; just like when they changed the definition of rape to mean "anyone having sex under the age of 18," which skyrocketed the statistic. Back then, they had commercials lamenting "There is a rape every six seconds." Now they lament "There are 748 mass shootings per year." It's just political propaganda to FRIGHTEN We The People. Cuz, when people are frightened, they begin looking for someone to save them... and, that's when the government steps in and says, "We're here to protect you." That's how fascism and communism and totalitarianism and every other ism begins. The Founding Fathers created the Second Amendment in order to protect the United States from being taken over by sick, power-hungry regimes that want nothing more than to disarm its populace and use them as slaves. Just like they did in Australia.
True, like the neo-Nazi shooting 3 blacks...nothing really special there. Has to be at least double figures to really get into the news.
Someone comes in the house and you're like "Wait there, fuckface!" xD
Wait until 5 thugs break into random houses because they know there are no guns and they happen to pick yours..... there is a passive protection to civilian gun ownership. Yes there are places with strict gun control laws where this happens daily.
@@rambo9199 ok where does this happen? Show me a link to proof your claims.
+Rambo 919
Buddy that does NOT sound like the US. Heck even Baltimore isn't that bad! even if it does get that bad it would be: super rare at best or you my good sir have too many enemies in which case I wanna know what kinda Rambo life you've lives.
Can we defend ourselves? Sure. But what the F$#@ does my neighbor down the street need an assault rifle with green tipped bullets?!?! The hell is he waiting for a a kill squad? Are there terminators about?! Most people need an ordinary 9.mill at most. If you were somewhere in the boonies in Texas then MAYBE you can get one but in an urban setting? Yeah you better be Rambo or some secret commando otherwise NOPE!
How is gun "control" going in Chicago and Mexico?
@@rambo9199
You "Wait until 5 thugs break into random houses because they know there are no guns and they happen to pick yours..... there is a passive protection to civilian gun ownership. Yes there are places with strict gun control laws where this happens daily."
"Sir this is a Burger King"
‘we’re gonna make her cry’
YOUR NEVER GETTING MARRIED ARE YOU MISS?
LET'S GIVE THAT CUNT A GAHN AND SEE HOW THINGS WURK AHT!
Shoulda paid ATTENTION - "you're."
Cat From The Future your a cultred being, my friend
@@peaks781 *Office Assistant Clippy* Looks like you're trying to write a comment. Would you like help?
Good thing you people write what comedians say in the comments in case we didn’t hear it. True heroes.
I always love when foreigners do American accents. 😂
I'm crying this is proper comedy
I love hearing this dude do an American accent.
It's weird. He sounds like a drunk in his Ozzy accent, but he sounds like a news anchor in his Murican accent.
Fuckin love it he’s very loved here
Aussie actora are renowned for doing good accents.
@@John-X He’s got a pretty strong Aussie accent. In Australia we don’t have a lot of different accents in different cities. It’s more city and country accent. He sounds very country.
@@chriss522 Hey I've been watching The Big Lez Show, can you tell me where Sassy's accent is from, and also Mike Nolan's accent, and Big Lez's accent?
Well, apparently “Not a lot of wiggle room to be a hero” now also applies to Texas police.
77 minutes
...and the entire american military... a country with a trillion dollar military budget but they'VE LOST EVERY WAR THEY've been in since 1946.. and we helped you win that one. F*-K the FRENCH helped you win your own F**kin' revolution.. LOSERS, a NATION of LOSERS
hahahaha
376 officers unable to find a tactical advantage
UVALDE POLICE*****
*That’s because Australia does not have confederates that are still fighting a civil war.*
@LloydBraun1 What do you think Jan 6 was for? The Confederate flags carried to the capitol by the white supremacists, white nationalists and xenophobes who where quietly underground until their Führer emboldened them to try to kill democracy? Yeah right!
This joke never gets old. Unlike a lot of kids at Sandy hook school.
I'll see you in hell
Funny people talk about school shootings but not the real gun violence in places like Chicago.
@@ethanschlong4662 The..."real gun violence "?
So slaughtering children isn't real enough for you ?
You’ll regret your choice to not carry when the second Emu War happens
David De Koekkoek I can't wait! Emu tastes good, and it's about time we finally have an Aussie animal that is dangerous. America has nothing that is dangerous apart from its people.
Well, we lost the first Emu war, and we fought that one with Vickers machine guns. Life is actually rather peaceful living under our Emu overlords. As long as we feed them plenty of drop bears, they generally leave us be.
You will regret carrying gun in house when your loved ones in public places gets killed in massacre but you with your gun will be no use but fair chance that you go crazy and repeat another massacre.
Lol
it already started, 1 car vs 6 emus and the emu's lost
That "wait there fckface" always get me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best line!
"Im gonna fuck you up!"
"you're in trouble now" as you twiddle the combo lock
Is it 30 to the left or 30 to right!? Your mother's birthday? Why the f*** would i know your mothers birthday 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
So Aussie
10% of Americans seething in the comment section. it's so beautiful
Don't bother, he's a troll.
@@LloydBraun1bro you literally re named your entire account just to make fun of one guy
So?@@brozius
When non-Americans who don't know anything about the culture or issues here besides what they see on mainstream media tell us how we should live. "Wow couldn't imagine why they would feel that way"
@@LloydBraun1 Idk seems like you made an entire account just to make fun of one guy that’s pretty pathetic
Wow! Seven years ago and the GOP still doesn’t GET IT!! Nothing’s changed!!
yep and they just had another one: 8 killed and 7 wounded in Texas mall shooting. The gunman is also dead
Sadly you're the one that doesn't get it
@@rockylindgren5885 look in a mirror
@@skylermccloud6230 lol you're Clueless
@@skylermccloud6230 : I think old Rock WAS looking in the mirror when he said that.
None of you read padlock monthly 😂😂🤣🤣
As a lockpicker I took mild offense at his presumption.
Yo we need to give the kids guns
@@mturker100 I hope you are not one of those that is triggered easily. Why is it only "Black" at night.... ARRRRRGH. RACSIST!
@@benbray9823 You seem to have forgotten what school was like...
“Wait there fuckface” has to be the most aussie insult going around.
This sketch never gets old and sadly never loses relevance either.
imagine telling someone robbing my home, "wait there fuck face, I have no way of defending my own."
@@silverandgoldspartan4933 just get better home security then
@@guillaumelalonde7945 and then? All securities can be hacked or broken. am i going to use a knife?
@@silverandgoldspartan4933 you over Estimate robbers commitment. If they find a house that has proper security they don't even bother.
@@guillaumelalonde7945 you underestimate an evil person. If they're hungry and are just plain evil, they'll do whatever they can to get what they want, including harming others. Don't fucking come into a home or harm other people expecting not to get shot. Thus is why millions of legal gun owners have and love their 2a. So they can defend themselves from evil and a tyrannical government. If guns are really the problem, I'm sure you'd know it's the problem if the millions of legally owned guns and trillions of ammo were released.
Here I am again. Another mass shooting in American. Another revisit of this incredible piece of standup. I share this video once again with every American platform I can reach in the hope America finally changes its laws on guns in its country and once again, there will be another few protests and it’ll all go quiet again until the next time and the cycle repeats.
Rest in peace to the victims in Nashville this week. I’m so sorry.
You might not be familiar with the 2nd amendment we have here in America the constitution says A well regulated (regulated means organized) militia being necessary to the security of the free state the right of the people to keep and bare arms shall not be infringed. This was put in place to give us a way to protect ourselves from our government being tyrannical. Yes kids are dying but if you want a real solution put trained armed guards in schools. In a country with firearm ownership it’s just stupid to make a no gun zone and expect people who want to kill others just to respect a sign.
@@igorzisky armed guards does not resolve the issue. A simple stoppage of selling the extreme guns would do wonders. There’s no reason why assault rifles need to be easily available. You can protect yourself, your family and rise up against a tyrannical government using a pistol. You don’t need assault rifles for that.
If you have armed guards in schools, you have people living in fear. So then they buy more guns. More guns means more risk people use them. Means more deaths. Suddenly the government that has allowed such an act will be hated by others and as so many Americans would have the means, they’d use their weapons to take out the government. So you’d end up creating another civil war. And the end of structured society in America. America would stop being america.
Is that what you want?
@@igorzisky It's not about making a "no gun zone." This isn't like people are trying to stop others from smoking. The idea would be to ban ownership of guns from the entire country. The issue is the very idea that the USA is a country with firearm.
As an international neighbour, I'm not familiar with any of the amendments to the USA constitution (nor am I familiar with the constitution itself) and I apologize if it comes as a bit brash but I'll tell you this:
- Other countries manage very well without either having guns or a tyrannical government. Something's terribly wrong if, in this day and age, people have so much distrust in their own electoral proceedings that they FEAR tyranny and they're ironically willing to prioritize this "freedom" at the expense for their own safety.
- I understand that the amendment was written as a way to acknowledge and learn from one's mistakes. The USA is a superpower now (compared to the bygone era prior to its independence). However you slice it, the resistance to change the constitution any further on that regard is enabling more mistakes to happen.
- Your proposed "real solution" is for the government to invest more money into having more firearms near children by putting trained, armed guards like they're supposed to be at national borders... instead of eliminating a REAL, frequent national threat and investing that money into a better educational system. I don't believe that an environment where shootouts are prone to break out (regardless of who is involved) is a good and safe place for children to learn.
With all due respect, you can't tell me it's to keep an organized militia in the event that your government is tyrannical when the Uber driver I took the other day (when traveling in Los Angeles) claimed to be carrying a gun in the car. I don't think people care about the 2nd amendment; they use it as an excuse to protect themselves from other civilians.
Your nation could make another amendment and change things for the better but the entire world knows that won't happen.
@@gixG17 Yes, other countries do fine without their law-abiding citizens having guns, their criminals still have guns, however. No one should trust their government they are all run people and if history has shown us anything it's that people want power and will stop at nothing to achieve that power. It only takes one or two power hungry people to make a government tyrannical. “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety” is a quote and motto attributed to Benjamin Franklin. No, the amendment was not written for one to acknowledge and learn from their mistakes it was written to avoid tyranny. And the constitution was written as a base of principles on which this country was to run.
As to your the armed guards will just create shootouts thats just not true they are there as a deterrent and if worst comes to worst protection against an active threat. Lets think about this if there is an active threat you call the police when they show up to protect you what do they have? They have guns. If we already had a police presence patrolling the schools during a school day the shootings would drop.
As for the uber driver he was with in his constitutional rights being able to defend yourself form other civilians is also what the 2a allows you to do. If someone attacks me I want the best tool available to defend myself with which is a gun. The police will not always get there in time its up to you to protect yourself.
Here we go again: 8 killed and 7 wounded in Texas mall shooting. The gunman is also dead
So?
That shirt has me confused. I think it may be disguised as a jacket.
That’s a shirt?!
It's a jashirt.
@@densilcardna nope a shacket 😃
"From time to time, we all get sad" lol, one of the best standup I've ever seen
i don't understand that reference :/ originally who sang that?
To be fair you probably heard it rather than saw it
I think he's just playing as if he were a kids TV host or something. Explaining the very simple premise that people have ups and downs as if talking to children.
Watch “plastic defense” on the “popular front” CZcams channel. 3D printing has killed gun control, worldwide. Give it up before you make things much much worse.
@@johng5617 If someone can afford a 3D printer, why would they need to print a gun and not just buy one?
Over time, I've come to recognize that I sometimes unintentionally vent my own frustrations onto others online, which I now realize isn't fair or right, i need help.
So many gun nutters getting offended is hilarious
@@LloydBraun1You
@@TJ-fe7rr Yep, he gets triggered easily.
@@TJ-fe7rr Isn't it lovely how John projects.
So ?@@brozius
The part with him trying to open the safe is hysterical.
You realize in a gun-free world it would take much longer for the police arrive than if you take matters into your own hands right?
@Consume Beef where's your proof?
@Consume Beef still not seeing any proof to back up your original comment
@@rainedrop14 why do I need proof to tell you it’s quicker to reach for a gun in your house than call the police?
@Consume Beef you specifically stated "gun free world", which most people interpereate that as no one has guns. How would no one having guns make the police respond slower???
As an American it embarrasses me how accurate this is lol.
and thankyou for not hating on Australians who get frustrated. We always cop flack after a major shooting. Im sorry you deal with this problem so much, i hope something happens to help you.
As an American you nauseate me. Common Core educated am I right?
Nope, Im from Arizona where we do not adhere to common core and is one the most gun friendly states in the country haha. They teach us to shoot before we can drive lol.
As an "american", you should be thankful for every piece of the constitution. Especially the 2nd amendment. There were many instances, qouted in history where an enemy nation chose NOT to invade because of our right to be a well armed society. Start with Japan in WW2. You sure you're not a common core millenial? I too live in AZ and they do follow cc as well as AZ's own standards. Read some history. We need to protect ALL of our constitutional rights. Not just the ones that seem relevant a a particular moment.
I speak to Aussies every day on a radio show I am part of that is for Vietnam Vets. So far not one of them think this "Comic" is funny. Most think he is an ISIS sympathiser. Trevor and Murray, you both are proud Patriots of the United States of America!
In miami we slept with a loaded gun next to the bed at night. 2 doors down a neighbor had a claw hammer put thru his head. We lived next to a judge and 2 lawers. This was a rich area next to crack town.
This is perfection.
0:26 _"Still hasn't been beaten."_
*Las Vegas:* Hold my beer.
@J M just keep goin bud someone will argue with you eventually
@J M see that's a fuck off we like guns argument it's a good one 🤣. Far more acceptable.
Congratulations, you're the millionth commenter on CZcams to write "hold my beer".
@@crouchingturtle6351 Does that mean I win a beer?
@@michaeldesanta977 yes, but someone else will have to hold it for you.🤔
I rewatch this every time there's a mass shooting in the US.
So just about every other month.
You meant, every day?
Australia no longer holds the record...
Cretin. Aren't you missing the Kardashians?
oh the irony
+millsmost Fuck off with that nonsense. I've heard all this before. What is it you morons call it? False flag? No one is staging mass killings to take our guns. Such stupidity. Not to mention extremely insensitive to the families of the people getting killed.
We’re back. Again.
Dutch police fired their guns less last year but overall violence increased.
Ah shit, here we go again
I'll see you again in a month at most probably.
actually, rural Aussies also said "fuck you don't take my guns!" back in 1996. so there isn't much of a cultural difference, only that one government had the balls to pass legislation
... and I'm willing to bet those rural Aussies made up, and still make up, a far smaller percentage of Australia's total population than the percentage of rural Americans do. That's the problem. We have a much larger stubborn demographic to convince.
And farmers still have their guns. They have rifles and shotguns. Nothing else is needed for farmers. Farmers don't NEED handguns or semi-automatic assault rifles.
only real difference is that here we haven't got a powerful gun lobby as NRA is... US is not a real democracy as long as lobbies hare more powerful than citizens
Australia has had at least 11 massacres since that legislation has passed, so.....
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Lol? The U.S. had 12,253 homicides in 2013. Australia had 238 in 2014. Per 100,000 citizens, that's 4.0 for the U.S. and 1.0 for Australia. In 1990, there were 385 homicides in Australia, but the population was much smaller, at 17 million or so, so the rate per 100,000 was more than double.
And don't even get me started on the U.S.'s mass shootings.
Unsubscribing from this thread because wtf people let it go. Jesus. Tired of these notifications.
I always come back to watch this stand up video. Jim has true Aussie style.
So I guess that “true Aussie style” = letting your rulers take away your rights with nary a whimper.
@@PanhandleFrank I would suggest you stop watching faux news because no rights were taking away in Australia.
@@PanhandleFrank You guess you say! I don't think you would know if someone was three parts up you with an arm full of chairs. LOL.
@@PanhandleFrank Your so called rights are provisional on you and everyone else, not infringing other other peoples rights, like the right to feel safe in schools and be free of fear living in an obsessed gun culture.
@@BrentonSmythesfieldsaye
My ACTUAL right to possess the means of self defense is in no way contingent upon other people’s SUPPOSED “right to “””feel””” safe.”
Simply possessing a gun - wearing one in a holster - is zero threat to anyone.
Go peddle your make-believe “””right to feel safe””” elsewhere, because I ain’t buying. (And neither is the Supreme Court.)
Still on point to this day. 18/4/2024.
I love the fact that Jim Jefferies shares his point of view, he doesn't jam it down your throat, he shares his, makes jokes and makes valid points. Wish more comedians had that in them
That's the point of being an atheist. We have our point of view. This is what it is. Take it or leave it, it's up to you. We're not gonna take your kids and install shit into their minds.
Abhishek Mukhopadhyay no offence guy, but much like religious people you have atheists that want to ram their opinions down your throats too. Especially on social media including here.
Mike Skillz and that’s why I’m ✨agnostic✨
I think that many people view this as ramming a point down their throat. You probably only don’t view it as so because you agree with it
Mike Skillz Posting stuff on social media is ‘ramming down peoples throats’? People have every opportunity not to respond if it offends them. Atheists live in a world where religious influences affect every day aspects of their lives. I quite literally had religion crammed down my throat at school, and it was supposedly secular.
I worked as a security guard on a minimum wage. I was asked not to engage at any cost even if you see a robbery happening just call the police. They don't want heroes. They want a set of eyes to call the police.
I had a jewelry store near the entrance to a mall. The security guards were worthless and unarmed. The management said I was not allowed to have a gun in my store. I told them to Feck off and just keep their nose out of my right to protect my employees from the criminals that roam freely here. Once some ass hole was reaching into a display case to steal a tray of diamond rings. He about shite his pants when he felt the barrel of my revolver against his had and heard it cock. I told him it is up to him to determine if anything in that case was worth dying for. I told him to leave quietly and tell all of his friends what would happen if they made the same mistake as him.
They don't want liability. Capital and the profit motive are clear, that's why the police were set up as a state institution: legal violence on tap.
@@rcmrcm3370 The police are needed to enforce the law. They are a necessary evil. Without being rewarded for ones work, why should anyone try to succeed? You liberals are against an armed citizenry, but you think we should depend on law enforcement to protect us from criminals. Grow up, try to make something of your meaningless life, and try to gain enough wisdom so your opinions aren't bull shite.
I had the same experience when I was working security. $25.00 hr not worth getting stabbed over. Purely a deterrent and eyes like you said. Although I did walk a lot of the ladies to their cars when they stayed back on late night shopping so I guess I made my money and felt like I was doing my job then.
@@kjbkarl The reason security guards have become disarmed is for insurance reasons. The Mall owners are more concerned with saving money on insurance than the safety of the workers and shoppers in their mall. By the time the police arriver for some nutter using a gun, too many innocent people have been killed or wounded. The police don't prevent crime, they pick up the pieces of the aftermath.
America...a country full of Headbangers and guns
This is still funny because nothing’s changed.
He was right about the security guard...it did happen he froze..
And people probably called the poor sod a coward. :/
Edit: Or at least unhindered.
@@RannonSi
They did. And they demanded that he get fired and sent to jail. ......yup. that happened.
User Friendly woah what shooting was this
@@AlastorsShadowDemon Not surprised. Next they're going to arm kindergarten teacher and probably spit on them when they don't automatically turn into 80s action heroes when there's a shooting.
@@RealNaisuCinema
Stoneman Douglas in Parkland, Flordia.
The security guard or officer stayed outside during the shooting. I'm still pissed that they arrested him.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoneman_Douglas_High_School_shooting
One of my favourite ever sketches. "Why the f**k would I remember your mothers birthday" 😂
I got here because this was part of our online lesson. Totally subscribing!
So?
Sigh.......And another one, Audrey
This is how rest of the world sees Americans with their guns...
@Craig X again, your view is only American's view, and people from the rest of the world still see you a crazy lunatics. other parts of the world have protest and perhaps sometimes riots, no one would think, oh okay we must go out get an ar15.
Orange Tang im an american...i think craig is a pos
@@kyleebroome664 I am also an American, and it really doesnt give me any pleasure to make such comments. But our gun culture here is just insane to rest of the world. Sigh
@W R as an American, I'm fine with the 2nd amendment, but some gun nuts are just so out of touch with reality, its sad.
@W R [Assuming you're American, but for those who are];
Craig gives good food for thought. Being a leftist doesn't solve the problem, your mates in Antifa use the same guns to do the same things. The same knives and bats, the same fists and feet and claws and teeth against the conservatives who do the same thing.
All of these things are tools to give a means to an end.
In Australia, taking away guns gave people the means to fulfill those same ends via different means. We have as much of a culture problem as you do, it just depends how the media portrays it and how you as a person portrays the media.
And i know so many people here with guns, but where're the massacres?
The media portrays Port Arthur as a massacre by a rando shooter. Massacres are objective in their number though over 30 by the end of it is substantial, but a rando shooter doesn't effectively off a number of people, i believe it was around 5-12 in the beginning stages in a matter of seconds, a highly trained military shooter does, at least for 1996 standards. It was an inside job to introduce a gun ban, and so were your massacres.
Don't believe that these things can't happen in knife attacks or any other type of weapon attacks. Intent is the issue, not the tools
back again. 25/10/2023 Lewiston Maine.
I watch this every time I see a news report about victims of gun violence in America. When will y'all get it...
So you watch this everyday?
+Dale Taylor Shit no, we only hear about it occasionally in Australia and I watch this to dull the frustration.
Yup. Watching and sharing this today after hearing about the Orlando tragedy. If you don't laugh you'll cry.
+heybigsplendour
I honestly have a hard time grasping the mental gymnastics here for the average pro-gun control person.
You are aware of the Paris attacks last year? So if gun violence is enabled by liberal gun laws, as you imply, then how could the Paris attacks have happened at all?
It seems to me they couldn't, which would then mean it's doubtful that it's because of the US gun laws and gun ownership. That and general crime and gun crime are declining in the US despite a steady gun ownership rate.
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That's my point, they can't be bought legally in France, yet that didn't stop the attackers from using the illegal guns to murder innocents.
What doesn't make sense is to be for a measure that you yourself just stated won't work. That doesn't make sense.
Please work this out for me, how are the US gun laws to blamed here when you literally just admitted it didn't stop the attacks in France? This is what they call doublethink.
"You don't need it for protection" sounded funnier 8 years ago
Perfection. I love stand-up and appreciate many great comedians, but out of all the great routines, this is the one I would choose as perfect. Not just because of the topic, but everything. The pacing, the jokes, the degree of ridicule, the interaction with the audience, the faces, the gestures... This was a work of art.
@@LloydBraun1you think he sucks because he makes fun of your country's idiotic gun laws.
@@TJ-fe7rr John can't take criticism about his failed country. He's highly insecure about his country, you can tell this how whiny he gets when someone criticizes the US.
@@LloydBraun1 just because Americans love something doesn't mean it's good. Like guns.
I don't guess you want to talk about the ar platform do you? This makes me realize how lucky I am to be an American
Yes, it were all those things. And it was completely false. Jim Jefferies is an inbred Alabama equivalent
Who here is back after the Florida school shooting?
I come back here after every mass shooting. It really says something that I know every line in this video.
same, gun laws in the US make me sick
Starach here
happened pretty close to me
Starach preaching to the choir starach
Starach here
that voice switch at 2:08 threw me off so much
Yeah it was fuckin awesome.
Americans are impressed by the tiniest of things, many people in Australia, the UK and New Zealand can do American accents at the drop of a hat.
@anderson I know right? he sounded a lot like Chris 🙈
@@ChaingunCassidy "many people in Australia, the UK and New Zealand can do American accents at the drop of a hat."
Just not very well.
@@Garrett1240 Better than they can do ours.
I'm back to watch this episode again & again & again. So much sense we Americans lack.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd im back again! fuck!
Yeap
2:12 LMAO how he just switches accents
2:08
Is it me or did he sound a lot like Dane Cook too
so spot on with the american accent
He does that alot. What is your point?
Cc
This is one of the best structured jokes I've ever seen. And it's so self-contained.
its because his making such a valid point. not banning guns in america nowadays is allowing thousands to die in future massacres including children
@@magicyeti9782 what's sad is that we're not even proposing a ban; we can't even get a bill for background checks to pass. 50 politicians who represent millions of American citizens refuse to do anything because they're afraid of losing money from the NRA. It's an embarrassment.
@@magicyeti9782 Guns prevent massacres. How many mass shootings happen in airports which have armed security? They pick soft targets like schools. Most mass shootings happen in areas with strict gun control.
@@shredder9536 Really? Cause they don't happen in countries where there's strict gun control. Our schools aren't even fenced in!
@@Dahmerxx do you compare apples and oranges often?
Sigh Maine 2023 October here we go again
A legendary show
"none you go to 'home security' conventions. None you read 'Padlock Monthly'". - hilarious and true.
"I wasn't wearing ma holstah"
Lol that had me crying with laughter. Lol 😂
The only thing Jim ignores is the fact that now only criminals and the Govt have guns. Not only that there are more in OZ now than before the buy back. Did it really work?
Yes it did.
The USA has a population of around 330 million and every year 50-75 police officers are killed in the line of duty, mostly by guns.
How does Australia with a population of around 20million compare?
Just to get it into perspective with my own country!
In 2022, the Netherlands had 142 murders, totaling 0,65 victims per 100.000 inhabitants.
In 2022, the government agency counted 6.3 homicides per 100,000 of U.S. population
The Mandalay Bay shooter must have seen this and said hold my beer Australia 😂
"Average security guard earns $16 an hour. Not a lot of wiggle room to be a f%#$king hero!" Jim Jeffries.
Truth bomb there.
This whole performance is really priceless.
Average security guard earns $16 is not armed, he also knew the job was dangerous when he or she took it. I have been at banks where I see a guard and not armed, what the hell is that all about! Must be a gun free zone! Ya I'm feeling secure! His Joke should be; The worst security guard job ever would be working at Target, have ya seen the badges? That's right! It has a little target in the middle of it. You are observe and report dead guy! The call would go something like this. HI!!! PD! This is observe and report guy at Target; First Dead, Last name Fred, and I like to report a a a weapon pressed upon my my my forehead BECAUSE I WAS UNARMED!!!!! Stick that in you anti-gun holster and give a rebuttal . Talk about shooting blanks!
The cop at the school shooting gets paid more than the average guard and he was no hero. he was a trained, yet had no clue where the gunfire was coming from, and he got to go home to his family! What a double loser.
$16/hour??? For security? Hardly, more like $9.50/hr. Even many police officers don't make $16/hr.
Hahahahaha he admitted in the next special that he made that number up (though to be fair he was only two dollars off)
That is way more than the average security guard makes! I was a security guard for 6 years with several different companies. Most I ever made was $11 an hour for unarmed security. To even get an armed guard license to hopefully get maybe an extra $2 an hour you had to pay at least $300 for the training course AND provide your own gun! You also couldn't carry anything larger than a small handgun. Unless you just want to protect students for the fun of it and risk getting shot by an assault rifle what is the point?
_"In Australia, we had guns, right up until 1996, and in '96 [we] had the biggest massacre on earth; still hasn't been beaten. After that they banned the guns."_
+No Way Yeah, alright then, that seems fair enough.
+Cuthbert Nibbles "FUCK YOU DONT TAKE OUR GUNS!!!".
+kristophergap17 No,dont take away Americas guns until they have shot each other in the face, fucking spastic gun nuts.
Ray Robinson If we could seal America into a bullet/nuke/chemical proof bubble for a couple hundred years, once the smoke and fallout have settled we can let each area that knows the landscape (Cuba -> Florida, 'Middle East' -> Central USA, etc) repopulate the country.
+No Way Hate to say it boys, but Norway's Anders Breivik smashed your record and without guns you don't got a chance in hell to regain that title.
Video would have been a lot better if it ended right after he said "I'm not trying to stop you from having guns"
his American accent imprestion is the best lol
... impression* ...
It’s May 24th, Udalve, TX just had a mass shooting in a school where EIGHTEEN children and 3 adults were killed and this video is still the first thing that comes to mind.
And still they vote no to backround checks and age restrictions after something like this happens, all they do is give their prayers until next days MS
@@stukeeh4907 " I LIKE MY GUNS !!!!! "
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@@RelentlessOhiox 21 now
if 26 children and teachers dying at Sandy Hook didn't even make a dent on gun laws, this country will NEVER change. USA is a lost cause now.
The 1967 beetle is a very wanted year beetle, that teacher should be proud!!!
Logic presented as humour. Made even more powerful.
Who's here after...wait. Nevermind; this video is always relevant in America.
If you're upset it's because he made good points.
Not upset. No good points.
Jeeves jaheebs He didn’t make good points, he made great points
King of the Daddy's
Sure, if you take drugs like a champion.
On a surface level his points strike notes. However on bigger picture its full of fallacies. Entirety of this is a plea to emotion. Like the whole school shooting bits. Utah has allowed concealed carry in public universities forever. They have had 0 school shootings.
Kevin Bender The problem is not with people having guns. It's the fact of how easy they are for anyone to get. There needs to be mental health checks or something of the sort before you are allowed to get a gun. Of course, the black market is an option, but like Jim said in his segment, it's too expensive and not practical that mass shooters would get them from the black market. I actually can't think of one mass shooting where the weapons were obtained illegally.
This is brilliant!
we literally made a sub teacher cry when i was high school lol
Every American should watch this.
Sadly half of them won't care .
He can watch himself from his Covid camp.
@@TheNecessaryEvil Stop watching fox news, you have no clue what you are talking about.
@@brozius lol where’d your comment go, big boi
@@TheNecessaryEvil It's still there only it's blocked, the CZcams algorithm for blocking comments isn't working good. Comments get blocked for no reason.