The Fanatic - Hilariocity Review

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2019
  • Chris Stuckmann reviews The Fanatic, starring John Travolta, Devon Sawa, Ana Golja. Directed by Fred Durst.
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  • @Stingwray666
    @Stingwray666 Před 4 lety +6936

    Chris Stuckmanns' ticket was 0.26% of that movies box office gross

    • @BrazoFuerteProd
      @BrazoFuerteProd Před 4 lety +602

      Stingwray666 This is the kind of perspective I love seeing on the internet

    • @SalDoge
      @SalDoge Před 4 lety +120

      so they sold less than 400 tickets?

    • @bigbabado8296
      @bigbabado8296 Před 4 lety +225

      @@SalDoge i mean the movie made like 3000 bucks

    • @Poco64
      @Poco64 Před 4 lety +221

      @@bigbabado8296 3k across 52 theaters, which means it sold about 5 tickets per theater

    • @fullrherr5875
      @fullrherr5875 Před 4 lety +116

      Which also means only about 500 people went to the theatre to watch this movie

  • @NionAeon
    @NionAeon Před 4 lety +4811

    Nicholas Cage: only I can destroy my own career by accepting terrible roles
    John Travolta: Hold my poo

    • @regan.8077
      @regan.8077 Před 4 lety +151

      Now we need a shitty movie with both of them in it.

    • @yakuza01
      @yakuza01 Před 4 lety +103

      @@regan.8077 Well, I think we are due for that Face/Off sequel everybody has been asking for...........................NOT!

    • @joni1405
      @joni1405 Před 4 lety +173

      Nic Cage was in Mandy last year, a better movie than anything Travolta's been in for at least 15 years. Have some respect for a living legend like Cage.

    • @0b5qRa
      @0b5qRa Před 4 lety +13

      Nic Cage is the reason the roles are bad not the other way around. He's a terrible actor.

    • @pond0479
      @pond0479 Před 4 lety +96

      Don't forget Into the Spiderverse, and the fact how much of a presence does Cage have on the internet. Travolta is only brought up, when he makes a really bad film, like Gotti or this film, or when someone makes a dated Scientology joke.

  • @levifontaine8186
    @levifontaine8186 Před 4 lety +1353

    This is the kind of movie you see on someone else's screen when you're sleep deprived on a 15 hour flight and it haunts you forever seeing it without audio wondering what is going on

    • @peachylady
      @peachylady Před 3 lety +65

      Love how specific this is.

    • @readyornofjk
      @readyornofjk Před 3 lety +26

      I LOVE HOW SPECIFIC THIS REFERENCE IS 💀

    • @levifontaine8186
      @levifontaine8186 Před 3 lety +26

      If you've traveled you know

    • @MountainTomb
      @MountainTomb Před 3 lety +34

      @@levifontaine8186 my favorite on flights is the occasional movie scene involving nudity and watching the reaction of passengers around them. Never a shortage of quiet puritan outrage and craning from a repressed husband or two.

    • @Iva744
      @Iva744 Před 3 lety +13

      This was me with The Happening. Saw parts of it on a plane with no audio, didn't watch it properly until years later. So surreal.

  • @vissova
    @vissova Před 3 lety +464

    Fun fact: John Travolta wasn't even meant to be in this movie. He just wandered onto the set while they were filming and they just went with it.

  • @EdgedShadow
    @EdgedShadow Před 4 lety +4477

    This is the kind of role Robert Downey Jr. warned Ben Stiller not to take in Tropic Thunder

    • @BTobiasJ
      @BTobiasJ Před 4 lety +283

      Yep I did think of Simple Jack just watching the first couple of minutes of this video

    • @The.Breakfast.Burrito
      @The.Breakfast.Burrito Před 4 lety +67

      I eloquently quoted this scene in a previous comment, and it was quietly removed. How sad is that?

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 Před 4 lety +186

      He even has the same haircut and accent as Simple Jack, it's uncanny.

    • @matthewotremba9230
      @matthewotremba9230 Před 4 lety +6

      I'm dead

    • @mintcondition35
      @mintcondition35 Před 4 lety +75

      Jon Travolta went beyond retard in this film though.

  • @emeraldo
    @emeraldo Před 4 lety +9751

    Jokes on all of you, it's Nic Cage all along. They still haven't swapped faces from Face Off. 😂

  • @veteranredbeard6222
    @veteranredbeard6222 Před 3 lety +727

    Just imagine, his ticket actually registered as like 1% of the movies earnings lol

    • @shirubionicle
      @shirubionicle Před 3 lety +72

      0.26%, actually

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 Před 2 lety +22

      @@shirubionicle get 3 friends and you'd get there😂

  • @GRYNGE7
    @GRYNGE7 Před 4 lety +262

    Greatest opening line in the history of cinema...
    "Can't talk too long, gotta poo..."
    Fucking brilliant

  • @Comic3247
    @Comic3247 Před 4 lety +5324

    More people watched this review than the actual movie

  • @artestra
    @artestra Před 4 lety +3279

    This movie should have been called "We couldn't afford Nicolas Cage"

    • @edboymovies
      @edboymovies Před 4 lety +139

      Would have been a better movie if he was cast

    • @joepesci43
      @joepesci43 Před 4 lety +18

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina Před 4 lety +93

      Are you trying to build up for Face Off 2? Because they're both so increasingly insane I think I'd love it more.

    • @andrewm2399
      @andrewm2399 Před 4 lety +31

      They could easily afford cage these days.

    • @gwarguts
      @gwarguts Před 4 lety +19

      Con Air is a guilty pleasure

  • @54GodzillaFan
    @54GodzillaFan Před 3 lety +403

    I personally believe that the movie is Hunter's fault. If he had just signed Moose's shirt and sent him on his way, Moose would've just moved on and left him be.

  • @OnionsMakeYouCry9
    @OnionsMakeYouCry9 Před 3 lety +117

    "This is the most Limp Bizkit ending I've ever fucking seen! It goes nowhere and it just ends!" Almost pissed myself upon hearing that line.

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 Před 4 lety +5970

    Chris will earn more money on this video than this movie, lol.

    • @nickwohrer1283
      @nickwohrer1283 Před 4 lety +235

      Chris stuckman will be the reason this movie gets over $100,000

    • @Maalstrom
      @Maalstrom Před 4 lety +3

      Lol

    • @MovieRiotHD
      @MovieRiotHD Před 4 lety +22

      Travolta probably earned roughly a million..

    • @loveridgelads
      @loveridgelads Před 4 lety +5

      I imagine he'll get copyright striked, so probably not :(

    • @hairymule1
      @hairymule1 Před 4 lety +33

      @@loveridgelads why? it's a review so covered under fair use. Also most likely the best advert for the movie ;)

  • @PrimyFritzellz
    @PrimyFritzellz Před 4 lety +3403

    The fact that this film got a better score than cats is just hilarious

    • @miranda0298
      @miranda0298 Před 4 lety +86

      PrimyFritzellz surprisingly, cats got a 19% on rotten tomatoes and the fanatic got 17%. but to be honest, both deserve wayyy less.

    • @PrimyFritzellz
      @PrimyFritzellz Před 4 lety +64

      @@miranda0298 Damn, well at the time cats had like 12% but still, they should have such a low score that they'll be touching the 9th level of hell

    • @miranda0298
      @miranda0298 Před 4 lety

      PrimyFritzellz lmaooo

    • @ComedyBros5
      @ComedyBros5 Před 4 lety +16

      @@miranda0298 Agreed. I'm blown away that either had any "fresh" reviews.

    • @jamesguthrel5015
      @jamesguthrel5015 Před 4 lety +6

      anyone who pays attention to scores is a dim witted psychopath from hell

  • @daniela13
    @daniela13 Před 3 lety +139

    Winning a Raspberry and a Golden Globe, plus two Oscar nominations is quite incredible.
    Everyone can agree John Travolta is, if anything, versatile :D

  • @donkrouskop1582
    @donkrouskop1582 Před 3 lety +120

    Even Rob Zombie doesn't have people in his movies going on about how brilliant Rob Zombie's music is.

    • @annoyedreview2155
      @annoyedreview2155 Před 2 lety +9

      Lmao much more subtle by just using his music as the entire sound track lol

    • @CallForGrandPappy
      @CallForGrandPappy Před 2 lety +7

      @@annoyedreview2155 would movies like house of 1000 corpses be the same without it though? Rob is great lol

    • @etkruger
      @etkruger Před 2 lety

      Because it’s not brilliant

  • @AK-47ISTHEWAY
    @AK-47ISTHEWAY Před 4 lety +2016

    The Fanatic 2: No time for poo

  • @BeingAwakeisPainful
    @BeingAwakeisPainful Před 4 lety +3448

    Jokes on all of us. This will have a cult following 10-15 years from now.

    • @bennyd6284
      @bennyd6284 Před 4 lety +155

      you guys are the one's thinking ahead

    • @chloequinn2274
      @chloequinn2274 Před 4 lety +39

      You're right I will probably be watching it again.

    • @JMan9191991
      @JMan9191991 Před 4 lety +50

      How is this a joke on us? seems like it'll be loved forever.

    • @chloequinn2274
      @chloequinn2274 Před 4 lety +2

      JMan9191991 Thanks! I saw I put out a comment (this is not my comment) but I was ready for bad replies all day. I love the movie watched it twice now. Not for laughs but understanding. 👍🏽

    • @jacobb.9181
      @jacobb.9181 Před 4 lety +15

      When the Thing came out people hated it

  • @Bothorth
    @Bothorth Před 3 lety +253

    Vincent Vega: "I can't talk too long ... I gotta poo."
    -Tarantino's missed opportunity.

    • @TheUnwantedDong
      @TheUnwantedDong Před 3 lety +21

      I think Vincent vega would actually pull that line off.

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote Před 2 lety +8

      Would be a good segway into all his bathroom scenes.

    • @user-rs4gr9yq4u
      @user-rs4gr9yq4u Před 10 měsíci +2

      He did say “I”m gonna take a shit” at the end during the Honey Bunny and Pumpkin scene.

    • @bernstyles
      @bernstyles Před 6 měsíci +1

      he says I gotta piss to Mia and she says, thats TMI Vincent

  • @noviangel2934
    @noviangel2934 Před 4 lety +260

    This movie puts a smile on Tommy Wiseau’s face. “The greatest bad movie ever since The Room”

    • @suspicious2delicious
      @suspicious2delicious Před 3 lety +7

      I rather watch the room many times over.

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles Před 2 lety +2

      Except this movie kinda feel offensive by autistic people and it's hard for them to take a joke. The Room is not offensive to everyone

  • @edboymovies
    @edboymovies Před 4 lety +2049

    This looks like the movie that ruins Ben Stiller's career in Tropic Thunder

  • @ToaGresh300
    @ToaGresh300 Před 4 lety +2039

    “Can’t talk too long, I gotta poo.”
    *This is John Travolta at his peak.*

    • @avawarrior7937
      @avawarrior7937 Před 4 lety +7

      Oh I thought it was was pool. Its poo?!

    • @brucelombardo
      @brucelombardo Před 4 lety +46

      Battlefield Earth has a new challenger.

    • @enigmaskull3495
      @enigmaskull3495 Před 4 lety +7

      ToaGresh300 Hope that gets made into a shirt one day.

    • @KG-Love
      @KG-Love Před 4 lety +13

      Legend has it he's still pooping

    • @julio1148
      @julio1148 Před 4 lety +6

      I’m gonna quote that so much

  • @kalebarancelovic
    @kalebarancelovic Před 3 lety +50

    One Hour Photo sounds like how social media works, how you sit there miserable, looking at other people's happy lives

  • @JohnSmith-gu2dx
    @JohnSmith-gu2dx Před 3 lety +64

    you know a movie is good when your single $8 ticket made up .3% of the box office

  • @hereontatooine4623
    @hereontatooine4623 Před 4 lety +783

    John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar...The barman says, "Why the wrong face?"

  • @bigding8977
    @bigding8977 Před 4 lety +1970

    "Can't talk too long, gotta poo." That's how I end my phone calls with my girlfriend now.

    • @jeanlucdiscard
      @jeanlucdiscard Před 4 lety +14

      Still together? Are they married?

    • @gmpups1753
      @gmpups1753 Před 4 lety +53

      @@jeanlucdiscard I guess not. Couples who poo together only stay together

    • @jacobb.9181
      @jacobb.9181 Před 4 lety +8

      Man I want a girlfriend so I can quench my thirst for sexual inter course

    • @jeanlucdiscard
      @jeanlucdiscard Před 4 lety +10

      @@gmpups1753 Poo for two, poo for me and you. Turning turds, into love birds.

    • @jacobb.9181
      @jacobb.9181 Před 4 lety +3

      Revolver Ocelot preciously my intent.

  • @interdimensionalsteve8172
    @interdimensionalsteve8172 Před 3 lety +105

    One Hour Photo is brilliant, nice mention. Loved that movie so much.

    • @neozzickmixes3987
      @neozzickmixes3987 Před 3 lety +3

      Also had an amazing soundtrack by Johnny Klimek · Reinhold Heil (Sy's theme specifically)

  • @cyphrpvnk6731
    @cyphrpvnk6731 Před 4 lety +151

    Isn’t it ironic that Devon Sawa, who’s character is being stalked by a fan, is Stan in Eminem’s music video of the same name? Lmao

    • @kristopherjones7997
      @kristopherjones7997 Před 3 lety +5

      Holy shit really

    • @M00PSY
      @M00PSY Před 3 lety +18

      Stan got Stanned!

    • @mutt9779
      @mutt9779 Před 3 lety +3

      Maybe these guys just have an odd obsession with fans who are obsessed with them lol

    • @timsopinion
      @timsopinion Před 10 dny

      Tea's gone cold I'm wonderin' why... I hadn't thought of that...

  • @mcflops2261
    @mcflops2261 Před 4 lety +3157

    This review is probably gonna get more views than the actual movie 😂

  • @KTF0
    @KTF0 Před 4 lety +2020

    Travolta is literally playing Simple Jack

    • @thewalkingMaxwell
      @thewalkingMaxwell Před 4 lety +64

      Statutory Grape thank youuuu I thought I was the only one seen that

    • @juvenalredivius1077
      @juvenalredivius1077 Před 4 lety +171

      Never go full tard

    • @jamesR43031
      @jamesR43031 Před 4 lety +120

      There is a heroin manufacturing village in the middle of the Vietnam jungle that absolutely loves the piece of shit that is the fanatic.

    • @whoputyouontheplanet3345
      @whoputyouontheplanet3345 Před 4 lety +12

      Thought the exact same thing!!

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 Před 4 lety +49

      He didn’t take RDJ’s advice

  • @AEGreen
    @AEGreen Před 3 lety +93

    Hunter being a good father makes his initial interactions with Moose even weirder. Like I just don't believe he would be that hostile to an obviously vulnerable adult when he's shown over and over as a nurturing parent. Also how long was Dora in the yard lmao

    • @abosier
      @abosier Před 2 lety +6

      Kids aren't 300lbs of mental derangement of adult.

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Thank you, that's actually a very important point!

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 Před 10 měsíci +7

      ​@abosier AEGreen never said or implied they were. The comment is only about the obvious plotholes, absurd behavioral patterns and inconsistent character traits in what is already a very bizarre story. Despite the protagonist's own lack of emotional intelligence, that actor part is actually my biggest issue with the film, too, because his (re-)actions make such little sense, especially for someone who's otherwise a loving, even-tempered parent. Even though Moose is not a child by law, he sure does have the immature, sensible, irresponsible temper of a child, and it's an educated guess to say someone with good parenting qualities would handle his childlike mind differently (if parenthood helps you develop one skill, it's patience + understanding). But snapping like that, cussing and executing extreme physical violence (instead of using legal ways and mens to keep that fanatic away)? - That is unusual for a loving parent.🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @mullaoslo
    @mullaoslo Před 3 lety +36

    So Fred Durst saw the Stan music video, made it into a movie and cast Devon sawa in the Eminem role

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine Před 4 lety +1034

    "Simple Jack" in Tropic Thunder was a parody ahead of its time.

    • @faz6877
      @faz6877 Před 4 lety +6

      I don't know if I would say ahead of it's time. It looked to me like a parody of the Lawnmower Man, with Forest Gump sprinkled in.

    • @oscarramirez2697
      @oscarramirez2697 Před 4 lety +3

      Let's mmmmmmake more money

    • @dude_8434
      @dude_8434 Před 4 lety +2

      "You never go full on 'tard"

    • @borgnar999
      @borgnar999 Před 4 lety

      This head movie... makes my eyes raaain!

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 4 lety +2

      @BachieGaga 9 "i think you got a fine brain, Jack!"

  • @ExUSSailor
    @ExUSSailor Před 4 lety +1886

    It made a grand total of $3,153 at the box office. Are you proud of yourself for contributing to that?

    • @craniumssuperburger7749
      @craniumssuperburger7749 Před 4 lety +114

      Considering john Travolta out performing his battlefield earth roll, I don't see how there's any room for regret

    • @craniumssuperburger7749
      @craniumssuperburger7749 Před 4 lety +16

      @@ItsMeBarnaby [Long ass pause]
      BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @yowatchie
      @yowatchie Před 4 lety +22

      Anon Nymous If he’s not, well I’m proud of him. We finally get a hilariocity for that waste of money.

    • @mursie100
      @mursie100 Před 4 lety +35

      Hell, there's a chance this review will make more money

    • @jasonzimmer7478
      @jasonzimmer7478 Před 4 lety

      Fucking absolutely

  • @JessPruim
    @JessPruim Před 3 lety +100

    I’m autistic, and I found Travolta’s performance offensive. But I can watch this movie and just laugh at how bad it is, like The Room!

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 Před 3 lety +8

      it's sooooo terrible it becomes funny bc it it's like he's never met an autistic person and just went off of what he learned from pop culture

    • @Taikofan04
      @Taikofan04 Před 3 lety +13

      Apparently his son was autistic and tbh if I was his son I would be disappointed

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh Před 3 lety +2

      @CheapoBrand FruitPunch and keep us updated as to why you commented this.

    • @JessPruim
      @JessPruim Před 3 lety +1

      @@benjirivoh I second that

    • @icravedeath.1200
      @icravedeath.1200 Před rokem

      @@benjirivoh what was the original comment?

  • @AllisonKraus1
    @AllisonKraus1 Před 4 lety +73

    My brother and I watched this on Prime last night. Chris was not wrong in the slightest - we were in absolute hysterics. It's hammy as hell and terribly written. It has a kind of chaotic energy that resembles The Room in more ways than one. If you can get your hands on this movie (it's not very long at just under an hour and a half), please gather up your friends to watch this incredible dud unfold.

  • @DrGonzo-wp3qp
    @DrGonzo-wp3qp Před 4 lety +1594

    One day they're going to make a movie about the making of this movie.

    • @sara.rae08
      @sara.rae08 Před 4 lety +59

      And it's going to win an Oscar.

    • @samuelwoods164
      @samuelwoods164 Před 4 lety +21

      @Notorious1503 they were probably thinking more on the lines of that movie James Franco made about The Room that I cannot remember the name of.

    • @TheFLAMEXD
      @TheFLAMEXD Před 4 lety +23

      Samuel Woods The Disaster Artist.

    • @StageCraftBeast
      @StageCraftBeast Před 4 lety +4

      And it will make more money than The Fanatic did.

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 Před 4 lety +1

      As the title: "A Troubled Pooper"?

  • @endaoconnor
    @endaoconnor Před 4 lety +806

    Travolta should have listened to the advice of Robert Downey Jr's character in Tropic Thunder.

    • @willpickering3873
      @willpickering3873 Před 4 lety +21

      I was wondering if someone would make a Tropic Thunder reference in the comments. Nice!

    • @Jhayzer021
      @Jhayzer021 Před 4 lety +30

      Speaking of Tropic Thunder we need part 2 of that movie.

    • @danjoshdp6257
      @danjoshdp6257 Před 4 lety +7

      I did think that Sean Penn did a great job though

    • @BigBroAdverts
      @BigBroAdverts Před 4 lety +11

      "Everyones gay in hollywood once in a while?"

    • @enigmaskull3495
      @enigmaskull3495 Před 4 lety +1

      Jay-r Castillo Maybe we can have John Travolta in that sequel

  • @te1381
    @te1381 Před 3 lety +53

    "The most limp, biscuit ending". I love that.

  • @keepingupwithculver545
    @keepingupwithculver545 Před 3 lety +30

    😂I love how at 19:40, the music in the movie tries to make the scene seem suspenseful and scary, but the “YOURE MEAN” line just makes the whole thing so damn hilarious 🤣

  • @williamorrah9613
    @williamorrah9613 Před 4 lety +644

    Travolta is starting to give off some SERIOUS Nicholas Cage energy

    • @johnulcer
      @johnulcer Před 4 lety +80

      "starting"? There was a reason they were cast opposite each other in Face/Off. Travolta has been hammy for many years. When it fits the vibe of the movie it works. When it doesn't....

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones Před 4 lety +11

      +William Orrah
      This is not necessarily a bad thing! I'd love to see a film starring John Travolta, Nicolas Cage and Gary Busey. And, to be honest, all three gentlemen have given some amazing performances in their lives.
      EDIT: Holy fuck, I forgot about "Face/Off!!" I guess I need to watch that one again. To be fair, though, Busey wasn't in that SOB. He had many awesome, over-the-top performances in the '90s. "Predator 2," "Surviving the Game," "Under Siege, " etc.

    • @ericross441
      @ericross441 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm surprised Cage wasn't in it lol

    • @franksanchez8111
      @franksanchez8111 Před 4 lety +1

      That Faceoff movie man, that was a bad idea

    • @shawnb5899
      @shawnb5899 Před 4 lety

      And I’m here for it

  • @ras6300
    @ras6300 Před 4 lety +657

    John Travolta: "I need a haircut to match my career"
    Barber: "Say no more"

  • @rileyhawkins9777
    @rileyhawkins9777 Před 3 lety +23

    I'd pay a substantial bit of money to see the cut of this movie with Chris's laughter and reactions in the background from the theatre

  • @LeapingDogFilms
    @LeapingDogFilms Před 3 lety +19

    I recently met the head of the art department for this film and he told me that the scene where Moose sees Hunter in the spotlight was due to someone in the art department not printing out a large enough backdrop which led them to hide the highly pixelated backdrop with a spotlight.

  • @AppleWasMyIdea
    @AppleWasMyIdea Před 4 lety +828

    **Sees review is 26mins long**
    I can't watch too long, I gotta poo.

    • @gameanator4508
      @gameanator4508 Před 4 lety +37

      Watch while pooping?

    • @LizzyKoala88
      @LizzyKoala88 Před 4 lety +2

      😆

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln Před 4 lety +14

      Lmao I read this before I got to that part in the video I thought you were just being a weirdo 😂

    • @DandA604
      @DandA604 Před 4 lety +4

      AppleWasMyIdea Poo. Stay on toilet. See if need second poo. Review plays and ends. Take shower. Go on with day or go to bed. Done. ✅

    • @CrossKaizer
      @CrossKaizer Před 4 lety

      @@DandA604 Thanks, Gordon Ramsay

  • @tcuisix
    @tcuisix Před 4 lety +596

    "I like your shirt"
    "It's the only one in the world"
    Im gonna use that line

    • @LexLoofah
      @LexLoofah Před 4 lety +1

      I will call the coastguard as I fear u may now be drowning in the puh'!

  • @huntermcbucket8351
    @huntermcbucket8351 Před 4 lety +29

    Every time I hear Chris talk about himself laughing in the theater I think of Sam Neal in the movie theater from “in the mouth of madness”

  • @plamondonworks6948
    @plamondonworks6948 Před 3 lety +507

    It feels like an early 2000s movie where making fun of mentally disabled people was "funny"

  • @scape211
    @scape211 Před 4 lety +1668

    Everyone: The Room is the worst movie ever
    Fred Durst: Hold my biscuit

  • @mari5london
    @mari5london Před 4 lety +1186

    Someone has to call Tarantino to help save Travolta AGAIN.

    • @jamesR43031
      @jamesR43031 Před 4 lety +61

      I wonder what Tarantino thought of this garbage🤣

    • @frxdispatchgaming1043
      @frxdispatchgaming1043 Před 4 lety +38

      Durst, Fred gave him the opportunity of a lifetime and Travolta squandered it.

    • @briannabrickey444
      @briannabrickey444 Před 4 lety +3

      Mari Iwa ikr!

    • @mari5london
      @mari5london Před 4 lety +42

      @@jamesR43031 Maybe not so bothered. Quentin is now hanging with A-listers, Brad and Leo...

    • @garymckechnie1013
      @garymckechnie1013 Před 4 lety +21

      Tarintino wouldn't touch him with Harvey Weinstein's hands

  • @lochiejames3130
    @lochiejames3130 Před 3 lety +29

    More people saw this review than saw the actual film. Too good 😂

  • @Klarpimier
    @Klarpimier Před 3 lety +75

    My first thought was “is that Joe exotic?”

  • @MaciejBogdanStepien
    @MaciejBogdanStepien Před 4 lety +697

    Now, kids, remember: Never go full Travolta. Never.

    • @MsAnkane
      @MsAnkane Před 4 lety +5

      I see what you did there. Dobra robota.

    • @RGC-gn2nm
      @RGC-gn2nm Před 4 lety +4

      No Coming Back From Full Travolta

    • @bruceleeds7988
      @bruceleeds7988 Před 4 lety +3

      You come back empty handed

    • @wnerko7484
      @wnerko7484 Před 4 lety +2

      man.i just wrote that.but i like yours better.never go full travoltas

    • @MaciejBogdanStepien
      @MaciejBogdanStepien Před 4 lety

      @Iroquois Pliskin That is a seal. It says "iesous chrestos theou hios kai soter".

  • @leatherface4662
    @leatherface4662 Před 4 lety +1067

    Mom can we have Joker?
    Mom:We have Joker at home
    Joker at Home:

  • @ChattinBoxingWYB
    @ChattinBoxingWYB Před 3 lety +14

    I guess one of the movie's lessons is that "You Should Never Meet Your Idols, As You End Up Being Disappointed".

  • @GuyWithACamera23
    @GuyWithACamera23 Před 3 lety +16

    What I wouldn't give to have been a fly on the wall in that writers room.
    It's as if they mistakenly deleted the wrong scenes. This film is not finished.

  • @elliotstannard5621
    @elliotstannard5621 Před 4 lety +2064

    Wait a minute,... The protagonist is called "Moose", and the antagonist is called "Hunter"... How obvious is this movie? Does Durst even know what subtlety is?

    • @DarthHater100
      @DarthHater100 Před 4 lety +198

      Woh, I never put that together! Mind=blown.

    • @Thetruthiscosmic
      @Thetruthiscosmic Před 4 lety +137

      @@DarthHater100 Hahahahaahaaa omg I never put that together either. The writing for this movie is A++++

    • @elliotstannard5621
      @elliotstannard5621 Před 4 lety +276

      @@Thetruthiscosmic Durst didn't just write the movie... HE FUCKING NUKED IT.............

    • @RichterTheRat
      @RichterTheRat Před 4 lety +62

      Honestly I wouldn't have put that together if you hadn't said anything so it's pretty subtle.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken Před 4 lety +42

      Honestly, I never actually put those together until I read this.

  • @magnisky
    @magnisky Před 4 lety +386

    Travolta went full simple jack, never go full simple jack!

    • @eugenecheong7066
      @eugenecheong7066 Před 4 lety +2

      Magnisky B haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha...

    • @darkfelony
      @darkfelony Před 4 lety +3

      Was about to write the original quote.

    • @Snookiekills
      @Snookiekills Před 4 lety +1

      This. This is exactly what I said to myself. 😂

    • @mistersonnen848
      @mistersonnen848 Před 4 lety +5

      When i saw the thumbnail i thought it was Simple jack but like older lol

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX Před 4 lety

      @dusty3741 This is better because is direct reference to fake movie from Tropic Thunder.

  • @VonCraft
    @VonCraft Před 3 lety +15

    Holy shit. I remember night of the twisters. I remember watching it on VHS and couldn't figure out what the title of that strange gem was called. Thank you!

  • @reviathan3524
    @reviathan3524 Před 8 měsíci +6

    I'm surprised nobody pointed out the irony of the casting. Hunter was played by the same actor who played the fanatic from that Eminem music video Stan.

  • @calvinbennettmusic
    @calvinbennettmusic Před 4 lety +210

    To the old-fashioned theatre, please release security footage of Chris Stuckmann hyena laughing alone in a screening. We're begging you.

  • @renapeppers20
    @renapeppers20 Před 4 lety +671

    Fred durst directing a movie is the most hilarious thing i've heard all week

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 Před 4 lety +24

      A single Limp Biskit reunion concert probably would have made more money.

    • @italianchewy
      @italianchewy Před 4 lety +1

      @@blaisetelfer8499 Limp Bizkit have been back for years, dude. I saw them at a festival about 2 years ago!

    • @notbrucewayne9849
      @notbrucewayne9849 Před 4 lety +1

      It all ready has

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 Před 4 lety +5

      He made the longshots. Which was actually good

    • @Judgeholden95
      @Judgeholden95 Před 4 lety

      Alex La-Chiusa yeah but I wouldn’t call endless slaughter or anything post significant other as a comeback

  • @tomk7131
    @tomk7131 Před 3 lety +18

    "can't talk right now...gotta poo" has to be on a t-shirt somewhere

  • @anonymousmobster2444
    @anonymousmobster2444 Před 3 lety +19

    The first quote is actually pretty clever though. Makes you feel uncomfortable and it tells you that the character is really creepy.

  • @Anthonycheesman33
    @Anthonycheesman33 Před 4 lety +528

    The haunting of Sharon Tate : I'm the worst movie of 2019
    The fanatic: hold my beer

    • @TheBattlesword
      @TheBattlesword Před 4 lety +9

      anthony cheesman current list of possible worst picture contenders:
      This movie
      Glass
      Unplanned
      The Haunting of Sharon Tate

    • @Anthonycheesman33
      @Anthonycheesman33 Před 4 lety +35

      @@TheBattlesword glass shouldn't be anywhere near those movies man come on lol

    • @truthhopelove
      @truthhopelove Před 4 lety +11

      Haunting is still worse for how poor taste it is.

    • @CzarsSalad
      @CzarsSalad Před 4 lety +8

      @@TheBattlesword with all due respect, Glass is not as bad as the other movies you listed. Yes, the final act sucks but the rest of the movie is quite OK tho.

    • @greenkidd529
      @greenkidd529 Před 4 lety +6

      @@TheBattlesword dislike for having Glass in there. Even if you thought it was bad i can name 20 movies I saw this year worse than Glass and so can you.

  • @LorenzoDoesntExist
    @LorenzoDoesntExist Před 4 lety +702

    I think anyone hating on this film just doesn't understand that it's a direct sequel to Grease.

  • @hailLordhale
    @hailLordhale Před 3 lety +47

    Dang I actually laughed so hard when John travilta hit the woman. And again. Oh man. That’s a nosebleed

  • @GaboCO316
    @GaboCO316 Před 3 lety +8

    An ad about this movie appeared on my feed the other day and it almost convinced me to watch it... God bless you Chris

  • @JohnDoe-tm9wz
    @JohnDoe-tm9wz Před 4 lety +732

    travolta is one incident away from becoming the Joker

  • @SupermanBlack1987
    @SupermanBlack1987 Před 4 lety +604

    John Travolta's character in this movie is if Twitter got up and started walking around.

    • @edboymovies
      @edboymovies Před 4 lety +21

      Or tumblr

    • @australianwi-fi
      @australianwi-fi Před 4 lety +36

      holy shit imagine if the twitter BTS fandom was personified into a being, that fucker would be world ending

    • @b_a_entertainment145
      @b_a_entertainment145 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao yes

    • @The_VanDal
      @The_VanDal Před 4 lety +5

      @@australianwi-fi it would be such a monstrosity

    • @Swerve_City
      @Swerve_City Před 4 lety +7

      Fuck, that's a scary thought.

  • @Simbabweman
    @Simbabweman Před 3 lety +13

    Good first scenes are meant to foreshadow the themes, feelings and what's in store for the viewer.
    "I can't talk too long, I gotta poo."

  • @white_gatorade4987
    @white_gatorade4987 Před 3 lety +24

    Chris: The Movie gets funnier about here.
    *commercial for Toyota cars plays.*
    Me. Hilarious.

  • @xw33b36
    @xw33b36 Před 4 lety +401

    Travolta truly sacrificing his legacy to give us another battlefield earth tier gem.

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 Před 4 lety +15

      Not all heroes wear capes.

    • @CrushOfSiel
      @CrushOfSiel Před 4 lety +3

      I'm sorry but this is a whole nother fucking level of madness compared to Battlefield Earth. Don't get me wrong though, it's fucking great.

    • @Poop_Deck_Pappy
      @Poop_Deck_Pappy Před 4 lety

      I never actually watched Battlefield Earth, and I love Sci-Fi and Travolta!

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Poop_Deck_Pappy "Before you were able to SPELL YOUR NAME, *I* was conquering GALAXIES!"
      "WITH ENDLESS CYCLES OF RENEWEL"
      My God, man... everyone needs to watch Battlefield Earth.

    • @enigmaskull3495
      @enigmaskull3495 Před 4 lety +1

      First Battlefield Earth, now The Fanatic. Thanks John Travolta.

  • @two-moonz2953
    @two-moonz2953 Před 4 lety +1370

    They once asked Michael Caine did he ever watch himself in Jaws: The Revenge? And he replied "No, but I saw the house it built for me"

    • @davidholt2589
      @davidholt2589 Před 4 lety +14

      Amen

    • @definitelynottommywiseau3037
      @definitelynottommywiseau3037 Před 4 lety +71

      he was also filming the movie when he won his first oscar. lol

    • @outcast935
      @outcast935 Před 4 lety +7

      I'm glad I know this now.

    • @well-dressed-bird
      @well-dressed-bird Před 4 lety +15

      Daaaaaaaaamn. That's cold blooded.

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 Před 4 lety +78

      Actually, what he really said makes him even more of a boss:
      Interviewer: “Have you ever seen Jaws 4??”
      Cain: “No. I hear it’s terrible. But the house it bought is beautiful!”

  • @bjs2000008
    @bjs2000008 Před 3 lety +19

    "Hey how many drafts of this movie were there"
    Fred durst: drafts???

  • @Been.Here.Since.2007
    @Been.Here.Since.2007 Před měsícem +1

    Imagine having this guy in your life since the 70s and then watching this.
    You're very fortunate to have the entire history to pour over.

  • @DARTHNEWS
    @DARTHNEWS Před 4 lety +254

    *You know you should quit Hollywood when a review gets more views than your movie* 🤦‍♂️

    • @JB-bq2qj
      @JB-bq2qj Před 4 lety +4

      DARTH NEWS excellent point

    • @NightFoxx99
      @NightFoxx99 Před 4 lety +1

      Oof

    • @HydraxSly202
      @HydraxSly202 Před 4 lety +1

      xDDD Big oof

    • @andmicbro1
      @andmicbro1 Před 4 lety +4

      Probably made more money on the CZcams ads that The Fanatic made at the box office too!

  • @mattjazzfan2288
    @mattjazzfan2288 Před 4 lety +1089

    The fact that he’s playing an autistic character just makes it kind of depressing to watch

    • @terraformthesun2896
      @terraformthesun2896 Před 4 lety +241

      It's pretty offensive, honestly.
      I don't use that word often.

    • @mitchellgeorge6031
      @mitchellgeorge6031 Před 4 lety +223

      As an autistic person myself, this film is so insulting. It’s how Donald Trump sees autistic people.

    • @brandynrivas591
      @brandynrivas591 Před 4 lety +45

      Is it worse autism than the predator? Cause that's where I drew the line.

    • @minkstar9021
      @minkstar9021 Před 4 lety +53

      @@brandynrivas591 Dude, this is like The worst aspects of Predator's portrayal of autism, but instead it drawls along for a whole movie.

    • @raudeloruna2600
      @raudeloruna2600 Před 4 lety +78

      @@mitchellgeorge6031 lmao...WTF does travoltas bullshit acting have to do with Trump. youre pathetic my guy lol

  • @KungaMatata
    @KungaMatata Před 3 lety +27

    Dude went from Grease and Blow Out to Gotti and The Fanatic.

  • @karlrudd8914
    @karlrudd8914 Před 3 lety +27

    There's something about seeing him hurt and upset at the end that makes me wanna cry. This movie is awful, offensive and I hope John Travolta regrets this for a long time.

    • @persephoneblack888
      @persephoneblack888 Před 2 lety +8

      I feel the exact same way. I intensely dislike the idea of seeing someone who is supposed to be on the spectrum being hurt and upset like that. I also dislike the way someone who IS on the spectrum is portrayed here. I think it's a stereotypical portrayal. I think this movie could have been done way better with a much better writer and different actor.

    • @apathy5899
      @apathy5899 Před 2 lety +1

      I love this movie

    • @claudcopter9784
      @claudcopter9784 Před 2 lety +4

      @Daisy Mae Hunter defending himself from a home invader absolutely. But he takes it too far, shooting off someone's fingers point blank with a shotgun sounds like a fucking torture method. Hunter could've easily knocked Moose in the face like twice and called the cops, but he took it too far. Keep in mind I never liked either of the characters because both are horribly unreasonable and Travoltas performance sucks balls, but the movie had no reason to become sadistic at the very end.

  • @bmbm1
    @bmbm1 Před 4 lety +394

    "this movie was directed by the lead singer of Limp Bizkit" that actually makes perfect sense now

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 Před 4 lety +19

      The cast: We all regret making this film, Fred. Seriously its just fucking horrible.
      Fred Durst: That sucks for you noob but we gotta keep them cameras rollin rollin rollin rollin

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Před 4 lety +2

      @@thebatman4279 What!? Come on!

  • @NightFoxx99
    @NightFoxx99 Před 4 lety +406

    Robert Downey jr. warned about doing roles like this. Travolta didn't listen.

    • @jennyt8581
      @jennyt8581 Před 4 lety +71

      My husband walked through the room during one of the clips of Travolta, and just muttered, “Oh, he went beyond full....”

    • @Jacques_the_Rooster
      @Jacques_the_Rooster Před 4 lety +25

      Yeah, "Never go FULL Simple Jack" or something like that 😂😂😂

    • @ArthurKnight1899
      @ArthurKnight1899 Před 4 lety +25

      On a Scientology scale of Tom Cruise to John Travolta how hard is your career affected by the choices you made all along
      He went full Scientology with this one

    • @JGunit
      @JGunit Před 4 lety +3

      Tardy

    • @Smoking2muchcrack
      @Smoking2muchcrack Před 4 lety +2

      Lol

  • @themadmattster9647
    @themadmattster9647 Před 4 lety +178

    fact is though, that Travolta's character is kind of demeaning to the developmentally disabled

    • @theunusualmullet
      @theunusualmullet Před 3 lety +14

      TheMadMattster the ending did not suit the movie. They should of done it with moose just going to jail

    • @shirubionicle
      @shirubionicle Před 3 lety +24

      It is offensive, particularly to autistic people. As moose is apparently supposed to be autistic.

    • @shirubionicle
      @shirubionicle Před 3 lety +4

      @Chick Magnet Joe funny how you're a joe who's a magnet to everything but chicks - unless you count your damn self. Cos youre so much of a troll, your first grade english teacher took one at you and kept on failing you, until you dropped out. LOL

    • @shirubionicle
      @shirubionicle Před 3 lety +1

      @Chick Magnet Joe 😂😂😂

    • @goofygoob420
      @goofygoob420 Před 3 lety +11

      @Chick Magnet Joe no I hated his portrayal,he made people like me look like we're just a bunch of slow, sociopaths, stuck in our own fantasy when in reality we're compassionate,smart and aware on our effect on others,we just have some problems socializing with others
      Edit:but at the same time I thought the portrayal was hilarious in a laugh at yourself type of way

  • @ryanlyvers8145
    @ryanlyvers8145 Před 4 lety +10

    ok but broken arrow is a god damn natural treasure. it should have won an Emmy or something.

  • @LakeHowellDigitalVideo
    @LakeHowellDigitalVideo Před 4 lety +603

    This film is genius. Quite frankly, Travolta took "The Room" and doubled the amount of Wiseau in it. Future cult classic.

    • @LightningBolt8
      @LightningBolt8 Před 4 lety +24

      Im very confident of a future cult following to this movie, i hope Brandon Tenold finds this.

    • @enigmaskull3495
      @enigmaskull3495 Před 4 lety +6

      4:19

    • @charlescalthrop2535
      @charlescalthrop2535 Před 4 lety +9

      This will totally become a new “the Room”. It is better than “the Room”, it doesn’t have any awkward sex scenes.

    • @well-dressed-bird
      @well-dressed-bird Před 4 lety +2

      Its already won my heart.

  • @lorenzray3182
    @lorenzray3182 Před 4 lety +340

    Kills woman and then says "That's a nose bleed, that's bad." Brilliant.

    • @maelstrom2313
      @maelstrom2313 Před 4 lety +35

      Palpatine: Falls down the shaft of the Death Star as it explodes into a billion pieces
      JJ Abrams: That's a nosebleed, that's bad

    • @pokerface4
      @pokerface4 Před 4 lety +5

      *Perform any fatality on Mortal Kombat*
      "Thats a nose bleed thats bad"

  • @lukecywalker
    @lukecywalker Před 4 lety +16

    The face Hunter makes when he stabs him is priceless.

  • @user-bs6os7dn5v
    @user-bs6os7dn5v Před 3 lety +12

    This dude used to be the biggest movie star hopefully he will start making those movies again

  • @padmac8176
    @padmac8176 Před 4 lety +477

    "I can't talk too long, I gotta poo"
    Greatest cinematic line in history!

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 Před 4 lety +2

      Do you Americans say "poo"on a regular basis? I always hear "poop" in the movies and TV and wasnt sure if poo was a more English version

    • @jameservin2165
      @jameservin2165 Před 4 lety +1

      That first few line have me rollin lol.

    • @D_S_88
      @D_S_88 Před 4 lety +1

      I cackled. Omg.

    • @bennys2950
      @bennys2950 Před 4 lety

      Chinedu Opara Yes

    • @pramderooy7037
      @pramderooy7037 Před 4 lety +1

      lol

  • @blackscreen9336
    @blackscreen9336 Před 4 lety +959

    This video will probably make more money than this movie

  • @RedDragonM1
    @RedDragonM1 Před 3 lety +7

    "This is a load of Durst!!!"-Luke, Rocked!

  • @LeeLee19901
    @LeeLee19901 Před 3 lety +31

    I wish the movie was narrated by John Travolta!!😂😂😂 damn how hilarious that would've been!

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles Před 2 lety

      Or imagine if Nic Cage narrates the entire movie 😂😂😂

    • @tom_reagan
      @tom_reagan Před rokem +2

      Opening scene: “Hollywood. I live here… wait, I have to poo…”

  • @pinewolfpresents
    @pinewolfpresents Před 4 lety +1224

    Just think: there's an alternate timeline where this movie won John Travolta an Oscar.

    • @tablescissors67
      @tablescissors67 Před 3 lety +73

      There's an alternate universe where men have to get naked to be taken seriously as an actor

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 Před 3 lety +33

      @@tablescissors67 what the fuck

    • @4rfghu89oikjhgre3sdf
      @4rfghu89oikjhgre3sdf Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂👌🏻👌🏻

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia Před 3 lety +7

      Written and directed by Jerry Smith

    • @erbicus
      @erbicus Před 3 lety

      There is only one timeline. The rest are all imaginative what ifs.

  • @peterfrank3365
    @peterfrank3365 Před 4 lety +284

    I've never heard of this film until this 'Hilariocity'.
    So, it's basically Travolta becoming Simple Jack... but it's a thriller?

    • @carleyrose4556
      @carleyrose4556 Před 4 lety +4

      I legit thought he was playing simple jack too hahaha

    • @brandonisaacs631
      @brandonisaacs631 Před 4 lety +4

      Who the fuck are you people referencing a movie inside of another movie right now..

    • @EchoFoxtrot21
      @EchoFoxtrot21 Před 4 lety

      Simple Jack was my immediate thought too

    • @Legalizeasbestos
      @Legalizeasbestos Před 4 lety +1

      God I am so happy somebody remembers Tropic Thunder

    • @RezaqqiMulki
      @RezaqqiMulki Před 4 lety

      I can imagine a lot of Vietnamese worship Travolta for his role

  • @delowg7805
    @delowg7805 Před 3 lety +12

    Wait...isn’t Hunter a stalker too?! He is!! It’s Stan! He’s a Eminem Fanatic! “Dear Slim I wrote but you still ain’t callin.”😂

  • @FYGUnkleUrple
    @FYGUnkleUrple Před 4 lety +7

    It's actually taken me the 8 months since this review came out to notice The Fanatic is a movie about someone being a fanatic for the guy who played Stan in Eminem's music video, who is also a fanatic..... Eminem did this entire movie in 3 minutes in 30 seconds and created a classic.

  • @davidclark3588
    @davidclark3588 Před 4 lety +183

    Everyone: Travolta can’t possibly sink lower than ‘Gotti.’
    Travolta: can you hold my beer? I have to poo

  • @rapidreaders7741
    @rapidreaders7741 Před 4 lety +268

    The movie's gonna triple its profits after this video

    • @nickwohrer1283
      @nickwohrer1283 Před 4 lety +3

      Triple? More like explode

    • @Fusterclucked00
      @Fusterclucked00 Před 4 lety +16

      It's not just going to triple it's profits. It's going to NUKE them.

    • @SuperMarlinsfan
      @SuperMarlinsfan Před 4 lety +5

      William Carino it’s going to FUCKING nuke them

  • @timothynelissen948
    @timothynelissen948 Před 3 lety +7

    The "limp bizkit ending" was the best thing I've heard all week. God bless you sir for watching this shit for me

  • @skidmore15
    @skidmore15 Před 3 lety +34

    Clearly Chris, you’ve never done it all for the Nookie