Night Killer - Hilariocity Review
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Chris Stuckmann reviews Night Killer, starring Peter Hooten, Tara Buckman, Richard Foster. Directed by Claudio Fragasso. - Zábava
"I got molested in the little boys' room" I am Done 💀💀
I was waiting for this comment..that almost made me drop my drink on my laptop
Such a fantastic, fantastic line... I love it. So very much
That just made my day.
Angel Guerrero 😂😂
LMAO 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
"I GOT MOLESTED IN THE LITTLE BOYS ROOM!"
I'm absolutely dead 😂
Wtf and the run after killed me 😂😂😂😂
Bruh!!!! LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😹
He looks Like Chris Cuomo
Kek
Adam Pittell I was laughing at work
That choreographer actress accepting her Oscar: "I'd like to start by saying owahyishaaa golayyai eeeey ahhh!"
You mean her Razzie. LOL 😂
That sounds like if Jodie Foster had won for "Nell" and accepted in character.
RDSArcade the funniest comment I’ve read in Chris’ videos in awhile
😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@stevegeorge6880 lmao
You can't convince me that they weren't just originally making a porno and then changed their mind later.
This is a better porn movie than the Fifty Shades movies for sure lol
The toilet scene must have been the start of of a sex scene
The biggest mistake was calling it Night Killer, the whole movie took place in the day, lol.
Its name was changed a few times but that was the dumbest idea for a name by far
Other Names
- Day Killer
- The Restroom Hustler
- The Too Horny Killer
- Little Boy’s Room Hustler
- Fried Chicken & French Fries
- WTF Is This Movie
Honestly, this movie could've been a lot better if they just had any of it be at night lol
@@fangsabre Indeed
@@eXistenZ1864 no you don't understand. Night killer means he kills nights. That's why only days are left. I think he stopped the earth's rotation.
“Cant talk too long , I gotta poo”
Maybe thats who molested him in the little boys room 😂
Moose is the Restroom Hustler.
Moose droppings
@@benlongo904 More like Moose toppings am I right?
POPPYCOCK
Why “Night Killer” when everything happens during daylight?
Because “Night Killer” sounds better than “Day Killer.”
It's symbolic!
It's too expensive filmed at night you need more spot light and good camera
Filming at night is more expensive
He killed the night so things can only happen during the day.
This movie clearly was supposed to be a porn film
Based on serial rape/murder
*GoHD buHLeS HuMEriCAH* 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈💣🌎💥
Uncanny Valley don’t know why that’s a decidedly American staple. Japan and Germany are much worse about that
Mostly at 15:18
No it wasn't
And, just like that, Tommy Wiseau is forgiven.
At least his movie was more consistent XD
I did not have anything to do with Night Killer! It's not true! I did nahhhhhht!
@@Axess-sv8nq oh hi Mark
@Killer Quinn - I'm fed up with this worreld!!
@@Axess-sv8nq everybody betray me
"I think more of us should stand in front of mirrors caressing our nipples telling ourselves to have a good day."
What? Nobody else does that?
😂🤣
😭😭😭😭
Osito Kintsugi was the way I was actually a good guy to me and
this comment is comedy gold.
I might try it tomorrow before work.
Gotta love how this movie is called Night Killer, yet all of the killings take place during the day...
😂😂🤣🤣😂
He killed the night, it's in the name 🤣
Ummm I thought this was supposed to be a horror movie??? This literally went from a few kills to an awkward porn without sex scenes.
Lol. I think you're exaggerating just a little...
15:14
🤔... Ok, nevermind...
The weird thing are those telephone scenes: each time I fully expect a tongue that sticks out from the speaker only to lick the woman on the face...
With a name like “Night Killer” I was really expecting this to be a Stephen King film.
i was expecting the movie sequel to Night Trap.
Wait your telling me its not?
Or at least take place AT NIGHT
The Night Flier is a SK film.
@@joshuamarsella yep and a good one too!
Can we please have the aerobics instructor in the hilariocity intro pls
“I got molested in the little boys’ room” first 😂
Please! She is too funny!
AEYAYAYEEAAAAAAAAH
How can people forget the most memorable line? One line so iconic it could go up there with Ghostface's "What's your favourite scary movie?" A line that could stand side by side with the likes of "1,2,3! Ready or not here comes Freddy!" from Nightmare On Elm Street.
That's right I'm talking about the line when Night Killer calls pound store Sarah Connor and says "I can't wait five minutes...I'm too horny Mrs Beck..." 😂🤣 That is such a ridiculous motive it should be in every hilarocity video opening! 😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣
When she told the guy to flush his clothing who else thought to themselves... 'but that would over flow the toilet.'
I was seriously hoping they made them actually flush because that would have been fucking funny
At the end of the scene, I was relieved to see that his clothing was still in the bowl.
Triggered 😂😂
Totally out of context that scene where the woman is on the phone and she says "I thought you were going to call back in five minutes" and the killer's voice replies "I couldn't wait 5 minutes" while we see him appear behind her was genuinely pretty creepy.
Then it was immediately undercut with "I'm too horny" 😂
This entire video was hilarious. I love the subtitles of all the weird pronunciations. and the Nick Nolte part fucking killed me.
I'm would've saved that man's life and I could have done it in 5 minutes, but I was too horny...
Yeah that like 3 second scene was actually really effective... but like you said it had to be followed with “I’m too horny” so that one good scene goes right out the window
The killer's voice is so bad I like to imagine what his voice would sound like if it was Gilbert Gottfried voicing him.
Yeah comedic subtitles are hilarious to me.. I love when JonTron does it
Yeah, that scene was actually pretty creepy.
Bathroom stalker reminded me of a discount Matthew McConaughey for some reason.
I thought Steve Gutenberg. Discount Steve Gutenberg is still just Steve Gutenberg though.
Evan Ward That’s who I thought of as well 🤣💀
And the black cop was discount Samuel Jackson
Or discount Tom Berenger... that guy really has one of those faces.
Nate The Great The cop looks like Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld.
Damn, an A+ and a hilariocity for the first time in a couple of years in the same week!? Chris you spoil us.
He did a Hilariocity like a month ago
He did a hilariocity a couple months ago called The Fanatic
Crap forgot about that one
Though I was more referring to the A+, since the last one was 2017 if I remember correctly
Im just glad ive lived to see stuckman give an A+ LOL. Not many of those.
That dance choreographer woman...lmfao "I just giddur..ayaaaaa!!!" What the actual hell?! 😂😂
She flubbed her lines and the director wouldn't give her a second take.
I've watched that so many times I laugh till I cried
"i got molested in the little boys room!" 😂😂😂😂 i can't cope. I need to see this film so bad!!!
13:55 that moment killed me along with Chris's reaction :D
So, I’ve been reading the comments and seeing the “little boys’ room” remark, but I just got to it in the video, and it’s so much more than I could’ve imagined.
Lmao, same for me. I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.
Me too! I don't expect that delivery with it 😆
Plus him saying it in blue panties
So this clearly was originally supposed to be a porn film that they turned into a horror movie
Yea, that's what I thought! Lol
Maybe it was some type of wierd scheme to get sex. I don't know, it looks suspicious and creepy. 😖 ... I think I watch too much criminal investigation.🤔
More like Claudio Fragasso's attempt at an artsy Ingmar Bergman style thriller gone hilariously awry.
Has anyone else noticed that everyone's pupils in this are FREAKING HUGE? These people were on the good shit.
Wouldn't be surprised, that's what happened in Trolls 2.
Because it was filmed at night
Director of Troll 2? We’re in legendary territory
Chris: Guys I’m not sure your ready for this one.
Me: This will be good.
Andy Salter ok I’m sorry 😐 I was just trying to be funny
Andy Salter it’s fine
@See It 2wice I couldn’t agree more
*you're
@Andy Salter I really hate the
"No one:
Absolutely no one:
Disney: let's make a Live-Action Lion King", or whatever the heck the property and company are!
That garbage is so annoying, and I see it 24/7!
"Now flush it."
"Flush it?"
"FLUSH IT!!!"
We never need to make any more movies ever again.
"I think more of us should stand in front of mirrors caressing our nipples and telling ourselves to have a good day"
Sounds like a great advice to me
The guy who she forces to take off his clothes is played by Peter Hooten, who played Doctor Strange in the 70's made-for-TV movie. No bullshit.
Let’s remake this film with Benedict Cumberbatch
LoyalT1987 No, remake Night Killer with Cumberbatch
You can imagine,after "Strange", thinking to himself,"It's all uphill from here!"
He looks like he could play doctor strange.
@@Saltyaf38 he did play dr strange
KFC Employee: What can I get for you today?
Me: *FRIED CHICKEN AND FRENCH FRIES!*
Lol
I didn’t know KFC didn’t have fries in the 90”s 😂😂
Anthony Kulik lol
Lmao
When she said go rehearse this without me it really sounded like she was talking to the set.
Zodayn I guarantee you that’s what happened.
Or it was one long take, and she couldn't remember her lines but they kept rolling.
She though the director was going to say cut knowing she messed up her lines but he didn't so she kept talking.. I think that what happened! I promise that what happened..
well if thats the case, shes the best actor in the movie lol
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
he love Melanie Beck
This is genius. That beach scene made me more uncomfortable than the entirety of A Clockwork Orange without any nudity or violence.
the upbeat music mixed with the gagging sounds just makes the scene even more unhinged lmao
"Fried Chicken and French Fries!"
He sounds like the action narrator from SpongeBob 😂
When a movie just doesn’t work: Is never gonna wan
I'll go giddur
@TechYK When a movie doesn’t work, I just get some 17:07
Syreeenge!
muh pants??
He punched a hole through the aerobics instructor but when she fell over the balcony, there was no hole in her back. She must have wolverine esque healing abilities.
The director is an Italian money launderer which is why he never uses his real name in his movies. It couldn't be more obvious that nobody took this film seriously.
Any proof? Not being a dick, I'm curious.
I am also curious if that's true, or you're just joking.
Chris was right, we weren't ready.
As bad as these actors are, just imagine the ones who didn't get the part.....
"I'm sorry, you didn't get the part. But, go down the street and talk to Tommy Wiseau."
Look at old western movies
dragonball3166 the hell is wrong with you saying the good the bad and the ugly is a western film and your saying it’s shit go fuck yourself
@@dragonball3166 Ikr they are atrocious.
They were probably better actors, but weren't willing to work for nothing except free 'craft services', which was when the director when to Dunkin Donuts.
i havent laughed this hard since Samurai Cop's hospital scene!
Or at Chris reacting to it.
"Fried chicken and French fries!" is the dentist office scene of this decade.
"Are you circumsized?" 😏
"This black gift"
“Hey wait a minute” 😂😂😂😂
Why is the bathroom hustler so sweaty in almost every scene?
Hustlin is hard work.
Too much fried chicken? lol
Because he thought he was gonna be in a porn scene but the director changed his mind halfway and he was desperately trying to control his boner because he took a couple of viagra before the scene. That is why he is sweaty.
7:57- "I think more of us should stand in front of mirrors caressing our nipples, telling ourselves to have a good day." *-Chris Stuckman, 2019*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀🤣
“She’s been laid by everything in a 50 mile radius” I can’t lmao 🤣 this is unbelievable that this is real 🤦🏽♀️
Megaton Rotten Mouth Hi incel🤗
Megaton Rotten Mouth How's life, other than miserable?
@Megaton Rotten Mouth My guy, sometimes, I wish that, you know, the world was simple. But I have learnt in the 5 days since I was born that life is the meaning you give it. Words only carry the message you see in them. In this brief time where I have got to meet you and stop and think; it really has helped me think on communication. None of the things I will say have any impact to you and vice versa, yet the things were still said.
Lmao you guys are fighting over a whore in a fictional movie
@Megaton Rotten Mouth **breathes in**
I N C E L
The little boys room line and the way he ran off made me scream with so much laughter, I woke up my parents 🤣
"now flush it"
"FLUSH IT?"
"FLUSSHHH ITT!!!!!!"
....
Me: "k?"
12:31
*"I got mohlested in the little boy's room"*
"The toilet's full of shit, like you."
Hilarious punchline.
I GOT M O L E S T E D
IN THE LIL BOYS ROOM
I'M TOO HORNY!
MUH PANTS?!
Friiiieeed chickeeeeen and french friiiiies!
Somebody needs to interview this guy..
Barbiturates!
That last scene with the daughter putting on the mask gave me serious Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask vibes...
Probably an inspiration for Stein. THM came out in the 90's
Eduardo Alfaro the inspiration for the haunted mask was based on when Stine’s son put on a mask and it got stuck on his head.
Same!
@@arragotus1162 the most classic haunted mask getting stuck on face tale is onibaba. So it maybe a combination of things.
Anyone notice how the killer can hardly see through the mask eyeholes? Lol.
It's convenient that everytime he stabs someone there is a slit in their clothing so he knows where to stab
“No cussing” cracks me up. I want to quote it all the time but nobody I know would get it
This entire film is about two creepers trying to out creep each other.
Alternative name for the movie: *Creep The Creep Out*
The problem is that description sounds actually amazing. Like 2 Scoody Doo villians in a wager to scare people the most but here it is just confused pain
The mask guy was his wingman
I'll be honest, Hilariocity might actually be my favorite CZcams series.
Keep up the good work Chris!!!
mine too... better than his A+ series
Have you seen BOTW by RLM? That might be right up your alley.
Watch fanboy flicks......so funny
I'll admit I looked up an image of that mirror scene and I have no regrets about my life choices.
Omg. The “Muh pants?” Ending👏 we love ya Chris
I dont remember the 90's looking so much like the late 70's, early 80's.
1990-1992 still had late 80's fashion. Espcially movies that were a shoe-in for UP All Night on TNT......Gilbert Godfry or Elvira used to host. Like the movie where there is a killer and at the end you find out its a fucking siamese twin in a dudes stomach that takes him over? lol imagine my surprise when I saw the TMNT cartoons.
Probably becuase T2 was in 1991, so you remember that, and not anything else :D
This honestly looks like early 70s.
@@Atlantafan21 I don't think you ever saw anything from the early 70s...!
chris: "and the one he used for troll 2"
Me: *oh this is gonna be a juicy one*
The epic 80s music while it zooms in on her heaving up the pills...
Was this secretly made by Neil Breen?
The guy should have said "I can't believe you tried to commit suicide...I cannot believe you tried to commit suicide!"
How on earth did the chick get her throat stlit open and still scream while she's falling from the balcony 🤣🤣🤣
Writer : how weird do you want this?
Producer : yes
The director of Troll 2: I’m gonna make another movie called “Night Killer”.
His family and friends: NO! DON’T DO IT! THE PEOPLE!
Michelle Marie Quality reference
Nice Superman IV: The Quest for Suck reference
Daniel Day Lewis has nothing on that weird stalker’s performance .
Missed Opportunity: Didn't point out Peter Hooten (Axel) was the guy who played Dr. Strange in the 1978 TV movie. :)
"Mah pants!?"
"Chris... you wanna watch a movie?" -Actual Someone, 2019
From the clips that you showed... that’s some of the worst acting I’ve ever seen.
csauls Same.... not even some of the worst. This is quite literally THE worst acting I’ve ever seen
Kris Stovall really? Never seen a neil breen film huh?
The room and troll 2 are way worse
Have you seen samurai cop? 😱
Agreed
I know you don't want to make these videos anymore, and I understand why, but watching this again reminds me of how much I loved these! This one in particular was a fave of my son and I- we genuinely belly laughed every time!
I don't understand why 😭😭😭
I wish he would treat us at least sparingly to the gloriousness that is Hilariocity Reviews. He can't just give us such a magical gift only to take it away forever. ***makes the noises of the dance instructor***🤣
"B A R B I T U R A T E S !"
After he jumped through the window, he shot the revolver 7 times.
I was hoping I wasn't the only one that noticed
Plus that stunt double looked nothing like him.
"Right here, this is where the movie gets absurd.."
*GETS?????*
Me and my Flatmates have made a Night Killer Drinking Game:
Take One Drink:
-If you laugh
-When "Melanie Beck" is said
-When you see a nipple
-When Melanie's Costume Changes
-When there is a blatant continuity error
-When a telephone is put down
-When ever there is a news report
-Everytime "Fried Chicken" is said
-When ever a hand goes through someone
-When ever you can't understand what the dance instructor is saying
-There is an awkward zoom in
-The music does not fit the scene
-When ever someone hurts Melanie Beck
Take Five Drinks:
-If someone is molested in the little boys room
You will be hospital by the end of the film.
I can't believe these actors never got nominated for any awards...
Shame on you Hollywood.
This is probably one of the best Hilariousity reviews Chris has done.
A 31 minute HILARIOCITY??!!!
It's been so long, Chris!!
That first scene threw me. The rant seemed authentically real by the actress for perhaps three seconds before it became a masterclass in bad acting. Then came the lady at 22:25 and THAT lovely bit of "acting". And then there's the guys' acting. The man behind the mask looked like Andrew Stevens by way of Andrew Robinson.
I love it when Chris gets up slowly and walks away and mutters to himself. “I i I don’t know. I just can’t..” lol that is great stuff. I laugh every time.
This whole movie makes me uncomfortable.
Then it did its job. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I did not hit her. I did noooot. Oh. Trick or Treat, Mark."
This makes the Room look Oscar worthy.
I honestly think that little fuck up on itself if better Rohan the whole of the room lol
What a bizarre fucking scene. Like at least Tommy and most of the cast came across as likable enough, this looks like a woman's private psychotic episode accidentally made it in the final cut(kinda fucked up i find that funnier honestly, Idk it's fucking bizarre, and I've absolutely spent way too much time looking for exactly this type of bizarreness in other shitty movies)
17:53 "I'm already dead."
*NANI!?*
Chris this is one of your greatest hits Hilariocities EVER. I was laughing throughout your entire video. Great video man!!!!!😅🤣
The ending with the little girl putting on the mask and saying, "im back" and then the credits roll made me laugh out loud.
He stopped doing
"...We have one more twist to reveal"
*cuts to guy diving through a window in slow-mo*
I died
It’s not even a window, it’s the front door 😂
Apparently that actor went to the Father Ted's Father Jack's School Of Jumping Through Windows And Doors Acting.😂🤣
This makes The Room an Oscar worthy movie......
The bit in the hotel room when she pulls the gun on him and he's like "Not again!" And the face he pulls...lmfao 😂😂
This feels like a movie for Sexual Offenderman.
"1980s porn music." The first two thoughts in my mind. First, how do you know that? Second, why does it also sound like 90s Seinfeld music?
You've never watched old porn? Shit's funny. I have the debbie does dallas collection on dvd somewhere. We used to play old porn in the backround while we drank and carried on when I was younger. All those mustaches, mega bushes, bad acting and porn music
Finally, now I finally know what that intro of your Hilariocity review comes from "Trolls 2".
I had no idea and it's been bugging me for ages not knowing what it was...
The little titles add so much to this video. I couldn't stop cracking up. Thank you, Chris.
That scene on the beach was like... suuuper uncomfortable lol
I've helped girls puke before and... I didn't do it... like.. _that._ lol
You don't mount someone from behind like you're preparing to pile drive them, to help them and comfort them while they puke.
W.T.Actual.F. lol
I know right? Like take her to a hospital for fucks sake.
That seemed more like a rape scene x.x
It really does look like he's blowing that back out 😂
danteelite If this was reddit, I’d give this gold.
The best part was the happy, uplifting music in the background the whole time.
"I have nothing more to say to you but DON'T CALL ME ANY MORE!"
Melanie?
Melanie?
MELANIE???!!!
Gratuitous nudity is an often under appreciated aspect of good storytelling
_"Fried chicken and French fries!"_ Where is Sid Haig (RIP) when you need him? 27:18
And for that matter, Sherry Moon Zombie? 28:25
Chris warned us, but did we listen
Nooooo
I'm glad I didn't listen, this was funny as hell
YES! Finally a new hilariocity review!!
The Fanatic wasn't that long ago and it was FANTASTIC!!!
I've never felt so bad for an actress in a movie before... God, I can only imagine in my nightmares how uncomfortable and awkward it must have been to do all that in this movie.
Unless she normally did tricks on the corner of 5th and main
The stalker guy looks like the lovechild of the dad from the santa clause and Matthew McConaughey
2:00 God we NEED a blu ray collection update...please chris, I know you have lots of cool shit
Yeah, TheFlickPick managed his so now it's Chris' turn
i can see margot robbie and matthew mcconaughey reboot this movie 😂😂😂
With the same energy too
Alright alright alright, fried chicken and French fries
Oh plz!! That would be amazing.
Directed by Edgar Wright. I'd so totally see that
Harley Quinn and Vilmer Slaughter 😁
3:30 wasn't even her in character. That was just her legit grappling with the stupidity of the lines they wanted her to say.
"Melanie? Melanie? MELANIE!!!"
This was... absolutely incredible. I nearly passed out laughing not only at every shown scene.. but your reactions were on point. A+
"I'm gonna giddur" Da fuq?!😂😂😂
You knowww!! Giddur 😏
LMAO, I think she actually said "I'm gonna get her.", her being the Elizabeth character she mentions soon after. She messed up because she was supposed to say "I'm gonna get Elizabeth."
She caught herself after she flubbed the lines from 3:34 & onwards lol, she said: "It's never gonna go on.", I'm guessing she meant this scene they're in, she thought the director would cut but since he didn't, she's just ad-libbing awkwardly until he does lol. Like Chris said, it seems like they just kept an outtake in the movie.
Please god somebody make a "Restroom Hustler" t-shirt. Please 🙏🚽
I think if you wear that you'll be put on some kind of watchlist 😂
they even wrote "Melanie" wrong in the final credits