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  • J.Lo and Shakira deliver an impressive Super Bowl halftime show, Senate Republicans vote to acquit President Trump, and Roy Wood Jr. gives his State of Black S**t address. #TheDailyShow #GlobalEdition
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  • @johnnyc4738
    @johnnyc4738 Před 4 lety +235

    "...I did my duty to the best of my ability, believing that my country expected it from me." That is really one hell of a quote.🇺🇸

  • @FalonKenobii
    @FalonKenobii Před 4 lety +1660

    22 minutes of The Daily Show? They should do this so much more!

  • @cedarpoplar7443
    @cedarpoplar7443 Před 4 lety +666

    "don't boo, vote"

    • @bobyjedai3619
      @bobyjedai3619 Před 4 lety +6

      Andrew Yang!

    • @alineblacklaw2175
      @alineblacklaw2175 Před 4 lety +21

      Barack

    • @unicornmilk6158
      @unicornmilk6158 Před 4 lety +4

      Why not both? Mainstream media likes to portray someone like Pete to be likable. Him being booed live would counter that spun narrative and perhaps people will begin to question the authenticity of the information being shoved down their throats.

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl Před 4 lety +4

      DONT let that idiot have another term. RISE UP!

    • @unicornmilk6158
      @unicornmilk6158 Před 4 lety +14

      @Pup Pup Man Bet you $100 Bernie cares more about you than Trump does.

  • @kristlecasey9506
    @kristlecasey9506 Před 4 lety +383

    "The waiter ripped up my receipt and I was hungry again"😭🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

  • @Skullair313
    @Skullair313 Před 4 lety +537

    I like the "Don't boo, vote" line.

    • @brendan95delany
      @brendan95delany Před 4 lety +15

      @Lori Hanks He first said it in 2012 when he was running against Romney.

    • @1pyroace1
      @1pyroace1 Před 4 lety

      Skullair313 I assume u know where it’s from

    • @zttava
      @zttava Před 4 lety +13

      He did Obama voice there too.

    • @Clymaxx
      @Clymaxx Před 4 lety +2

      I think he says it whenever applicable. He said it during his standup bit at our state fair.

    • @MaxBrix
      @MaxBrix Před 4 lety +2

      It just makes me mad that the machines are rigged.

  • @Pizza_Party
    @Pizza_Party Před 4 lety +68

    Thing is you're not voting whether you believe he learned his lesson or not! You're voting on whether HE DID THE DAMN CRIME OR NOT!! What he learned or didn't should be none of your concern!

    • @FoundInGiftShops
      @FoundInGiftShops Před 4 lety +4

      Why was that not even a problem???? Solid, comment.
      Why didn't the Democrats call it extortion?

  • @Matalu_
    @Matalu_ Před 4 lety +611

    Don't boo vote, he sounded like Prez Obama saying that

    • @purpleflrp
      @purpleflrp Před 4 lety +25

      Keith Jackson yeah cuz pres Obama did

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead Před 4 lety +38

      It's almost like he was trying to imitate Obama.

    • @King-fz8iw
      @King-fz8iw Před 4 lety +2

      purpleflrp facts

    • @TheSnapback
      @TheSnapback Před 4 lety +39

      Lol it is obviously biased, you are the one being a bitch. If Trump would have ripped up Clinton's speech you guys would be screaming his name. You guys only care because it was the speech of your daddy Trump. It's a speech, it means nothing. Now stop being babies

    • @blasecorrea8350
      @blasecorrea8350 Před 4 lety

      Ashcool profile pic accurate af

  • @LensofAlex
    @LensofAlex Před 4 lety +402

    "This president's FIRST impeachment" Epic Noah!

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 Před 4 lety +4

      Truth👍

    • @snl4742
      @snl4742 Před 4 lety

      Truth but 😢

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS Před 4 lety +2

      @@snl4742 Awww cheer up. Trump won't get you in your sleep.

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS Před 4 lety

      @@snl4742 Well, maybe he will IF you're an illegal.

    • @snl4742
      @snl4742 Před 4 lety

      @@GARY84ROCKS lol

  • @ctg4818
    @ctg4818 Před 4 lety +345

    Super Bowl tickets cost $7k? I find it hard to believe that many people can waste that much money every year.

    • @benjaminmadrigalperez9010
      @benjaminmadrigalperez9010 Před 4 lety +59

      Thats just the ticket. There's also the hotel prices and food.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 Před 4 lety +10

      CTG for you it's wasting for someone else it's a treasured memory "one man's trash is another man's treasure" & such...

    • @AllWIllFall2Me
      @AllWIllFall2Me Před 4 lety +11

      Relatively few people go every year. It's more common, as Elijah notes, for a person to go only if their team is going, or the event is near their home.
      It's also a very variable price. This year was twice as expensive as the previous year, because it was held in a smaller stadium, and both teams had a more interesting "narrative". ( this was the first time in many years the Chiefs had made it to the Super Bowl) And you could still buy tickets to the game for $4,000.
      Among those who DO go frequently, it's because it's seen as a way to "be a part of history", and often financially replaces an annual week of vacation.

    • @dog-thebackwardgod
      @dog-thebackwardgod Před 4 lety

      Your kidding rt? Season box seats run between $10k and $75k depending on team. A few years ago Arizona had the cheapest nosebleed seats in the NFL. $85

    • @barbatvs8959
      @barbatvs8959 Před 4 lety +11

      I'd rather stare at a bowl of shit than watch the Super Bowl.

  • @sewfantastic7257
    @sewfantastic7257 Před 4 lety +295

    She was shredding lies.

    • @sxyx3403
      @sxyx3403 Před 4 lety +2

      Only some of it was lies, there was a decent amount of truth as well.

    • @negralopez5025
      @negralopez5025 Před 4 lety +6

      sxyx such as?

    • @johntao6822
      @johntao6822 Před 4 lety

      @@negralopez5025 big HUGE pack of obvious lies: embarrrasing

    • @bekindtoeachother9635
      @bekindtoeachother9635 Před 4 lety

      Yes she was!!

    • @negralopez5025
      @negralopez5025 Před 4 lety +1

      John Tao I know dump is such a pathological lying embarrassment

  • @mrk0per
    @mrk0per Před 4 lety +24

    "Don't boo, vote."
    Trevor is awesome.

  • @OrvilleBJenkins
    @OrvilleBJenkins Před 4 lety +146

    Rippping -- this is hilarious! ?Calling childish Nancy Pelosi, "the most childish ...." They must never listen to their own president speak!

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Před 4 lety +5

      I think this "owwwww, an attack on Trump, let's quickly pretend that this was an attack on veterans / US citizens / the constitution / our beloved flag!" reflex is by now so ingrained in the lackeys at Fox Entertainment aren't even aware of it anymore.
      As for a president who shoulders away other diplomats to be first in line for the camera, makes up insulting nick names as a matter of course, brags about his daughters breasts in an interview, pardons a sheriff who spent years trampling over laws and civil rights ... I guess childish behavior from a president is is just "normal presidential behavior" by now.

    • @causeeffect7624
      @causeeffect7624 Před 4 lety +1

      they always ignore what they do. as if it never happened

    • @Jaron-uk1gv
      @Jaron-uk1gv Před 4 lety +1

      hermit crab is that the only thing you conservatives say get a life

  • @brendaforevergreen7436
    @brendaforevergreen7436 Před 4 lety +167

    Trevor’s comments around Rush Limbaugh and Nancy Pelosi was spot-on, hilarious, and brilliant.

    • @arandomyoutubeuser_____8930
      @arandomyoutubeuser_____8930 Před 4 lety +12

      I was raised in a deeply red state and conservative household, and go figure, we never heard those things that Limbaugh said.
      That made me so angry. He's disgusting.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 Před 4 lety +1

      @ripperman ichc thanks copy & paste, but Trump as president tells you all you need to know about that.

    • @tinyviolin
      @tinyviolin Před 4 lety

      @@arandomyoutubeuser_____8930he was totally taken out of context. Rush had done a lot of charity and good.

    • @samuelaviles824
      @samuelaviles824 Před 4 lety +1

      @Toxic Neon Gas the man has done so much damage to this country, especially to us minorities.
      Also:
      Claims to be pro life
      Dies anyways

    • @raymondeissler656
      @raymondeissler656 Před 4 lety

      A random youtube user _____ soybean!

  • @JustMe-vk4fn
    @JustMe-vk4fn Před 4 lety +186

    Mitt Romney is from Michigan. His father was once Governor of the State of Michigan. What Mr. Romney did is just exactly what I would expect from a man from Michigan. I'm registered and ready to vote like my very future depends upon it - because it DOES.

    • @VaveeDances
      @VaveeDances Před 4 lety +3

      And he was Governor of Massachusetts....and he did exactly as he should have and as we expected, as well

    • @dickhead6623
      @dickhead6623 Před 4 lety

      @@VaveeDances As a candidate he was totally obliterated by his home state Massachusetts(at the time)Greasy lying weasel then and now.
      Trump 2020

  • @NorseButterfly
    @NorseButterfly Před 4 lety +8

    J-Lo was amazing on that pole! I've been learning about pole dancing, and I'll tell ya, anyone who says "those people are just strippers" need a lesson in EVERYTHING! Pole is a combination of gymnastics, aerial gymnastics, ballet, modern dance, and a lot of things in between. They be some bad asses!

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 Před 4 lety +83

    I "love" how in that FAUX-NEWS video they managed to avoid showing CHUMP starting off with the "classless" act of brushing aside Speaker Pelosi's extended hand.

    • @TrickWithAKnife
      @TrickWithAKnife Před 4 lety +20

      The hypocrisy is completely lost on them.

    • @Lazt
      @Lazt Před 4 lety +1

      It's the faux news schmucks, did u expect anything different? Them & breitbart are jokes.

    • @FoundInGiftShops
      @FoundInGiftShops Před 4 lety

      I heard that there is some way that the speakers always announce the president like a f#%ing king. It is my greatest honor yaddah yaddah. Maybe she started the not falling over my feet to greet you, but that any of that made it into the news and not some daily show comedy shit, just shows off the faux news.

  • @khadijahmuhammad4771
    @khadijahmuhammad4771 Před 4 lety +500

    Fox News talking about childishness and disrespect? Naw.

  • @remitherat1548
    @remitherat1548 Před 3 lety +75

    “This president’s first impeachment” he got that right

  • @jonoesquirryl
    @jonoesquirryl Před 4 lety +74

    16:29 did he just say “we’ll be right black” ? 😂

  • @ohnosmoarlulcatz
    @ohnosmoarlulcatz Před 4 lety +69

    Funny thing how that works. You can't rip up the paper of those people, but you are apparently free to shame them on national television the moment they don't agree with you.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 Před 4 lety +3

      Kevin Li the Republicans didn't hear that but you're right!

  • @Gbambo12
    @Gbambo12 Před 4 lety +271

    Don’t boo - "Vote" - in his Obama's voice

    • @Gbambo12
      @Gbambo12 Před 4 lety

      @Batman's Wife how about now

    • @Kristine_202
      @Kristine_202 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Gbambo12 The whole thing is a quote. "Don't boo, vote!"

    • @bg808s
      @bg808s Před 4 lety

      We can multitask! BOO, Protest, Vote! Triple Combo Winner!

    • @intrepidexplorator8618
      @intrepidexplorator8618 Před 4 lety

      After Barack screwed Bernie out of Winning 2016 Democratic Nominee

    • @OGitGirlJess
      @OGitGirlJess Před 4 lety

      Gbambo12 🙌🙌🙌

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 4 lety +447

    "But mostly, just to see if Obama show up, 'cause we _miss_ him."
    Shoot. I'm not black, but _I_ miss Obama.

    • @Telerian3
      @Telerian3 Před 4 lety +20

      Here here! Obama will be the most appreciated president well after his terms in office.
      Politicians step it up! We have a reputation to repair after years of carnage and disappointment!

    • @sxyx3403
      @sxyx3403 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Telerian3 nah Obama wasnt that good of a president.

    • @negralopez5025
      @negralopez5025 Před 4 lety +27

      sxyx but he was definitely better than dump

    • @RealMichaelJJordan
      @RealMichaelJJordan Před 4 lety +41

      sxyx Obama was actually pretty good, he set up Obamacare which saved my family from medical debt when my brother got cancer. Obama also went around the world repairing Americas relationships with foreign countries. The only thing I didn’t like was how he dealt with the middle east. Overall, he was a good progressive president.

    • @danielrivera5858
      @danielrivera5858 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sxyx3403 yeah i know he had to get with Michael Jackson to figure out how to turn his skin color a few shades lighter and by the way a rock would be better as a president that the orange guy in there now

  • @MichelaMangiaracina
    @MichelaMangiaracina Před 4 lety +7

    I'm always so grateful that The Daily Show always gives Andrew Yang a fair shake.

  • @TheCatWitch63
    @TheCatWitch63 Před 4 lety +69

    You forgot to mention that all of the world’s beauty pageants were won by gorgeous black women. It’s the first time in history that this has happened. Even though beauty pageants are an outdated custom that needs to be eliminated or at least reinvented, this momentous triumph is, at last, a recognition of the beauty of diversity and the diversity in beauty.

    • @desireepetitdemurat8660
      @desireepetitdemurat8660 Před 4 lety +4

      Fortunately, because those contests are humiliating for women and should disappear.

    • @TheCatWitch63
      @TheCatWitch63 Před 4 lety +9

      omi god As I said, beauty pageants should be eliminated or at least reinvented. I also said there’s beauty in diversity, by which I mean that there are beautiful people in all colors, sizes, ages, genders, body types and ethnicities.
      I’m not focusing on outward appearances. I’m applauding the fact that, for the first time in history, all of the most important international beauty pageants have been won by black women. Regardless of what we think about beauty pageants, this is important because it means that, finally, beauty standards are changing.

    • @ijustlikethiscrapokay
      @ijustlikethiscrapokay Před 4 lety +3

      I believe they’ve already covered this!

    • @eugeniababyqueenmascheroni4257
      @eugeniababyqueenmascheroni4257 Před 4 lety +4

      They have already covered it. He even had miss Universe on the daily show.

    • @SeenaTabatabai
      @SeenaTabatabai Před 4 lety

      What drugs are you on?

  • @denisem.1107
    @denisem.1107 Před 4 lety +94

    Why does the lady who’s looking to acquit treat the situation like it’s a CHILD learning from a lesson...🤔🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @boarder6246
    @boarder6246 Před 4 lety +52

    WOW. I never thought I would respect a thing that Romney would do. I stand corrected.

    • @Clymaxx
      @Clymaxx Před 4 lety +3

      There have been things he's said and done that I was ok with. But I think this goes to show just how extreme politics have become. Years ago I thought Romney was as bad as it gets for right wing candidates. Now that's like a shadow of some alternate universe where reasonable, acceptable, qualified people are considered for office. I was so against Romney when he ran, but now it's like he's on my team.

    • @boarder6246
      @boarder6246 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Seven-gc5tf Reread what I wrote

  • @athena1047
    @athena1047 Před 4 lety +233

    "Roy Wood Jr. everybody,we'll be right black"

    • @moonlight_pixie8395
      @moonlight_pixie8395 Před 4 lety +12

      I had to rewind to make sure I heard that correctly 😂 but Im glad Im not the only one who heard it

    • @Telerian3
      @Telerian3 Před 4 lety +4

      Totally :D

    • @kbdosally3701
      @kbdosally3701 Před 4 lety

      These Black stereotypes are getting more and more insufferable. Roy, Would you include the REPARATIONS push which was huge this year ✌. Thank NHJ for redeeming this clip with the discussion on the 1916 project. 😟.

    • @TheMukankusi
      @TheMukankusi Před 4 lety

      Hehehhhee

    • @Ken.-
      @Ken.- Před 4 lety

      @KBDOS Ally Ah, yes. The 1916 project. Who could forget the 400 months of slavery.

  • @karenholmes2764
    @karenholmes2764 Před 4 lety +31

    Susan Collins didn't learn her Brett Kavauagh lesson

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Před 4 lety +6

      Well...stupid is as stupid does.
      And yet she keeps on being reelected. 🤔

  • @knockeledup
    @knockeledup Před 4 lety +116

    I can’t handle hearing Susan Collins speak. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard!

    • @darkdan3379
      @darkdan3379 Před 4 lety +21

      I like seeing Collins pretending to be fooled again and again, she needs to be voted out...

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO Před 4 lety +11

      Right? People talk about Pelosi being old, but she seems spry. If you close your eyes Susan Collins literally sounds like she's 105 years old.

    • @cabopam
      @cabopam Před 4 lety +4

      Bye bye Susan!

    • @itsthevoiceman
      @itsthevoiceman Před 4 lety +4

      She's got Spasmodic dysphonia

    • @amun1040
      @amun1040 Před 4 lety +3

      Yes but imagine being so badass that you would make a political career in spite of that. Even though I am completely opposed to her and her party's political views. I have to respect her perseverance.

  • @yourmajesty5842
    @yourmajesty5842 Před 4 lety +31

    "I couldn't look my son in the eye" I'm dead🤣

  • @chemxfan
    @chemxfan Před 4 lety +28

    Nevermind J.Lo on a pole - what about Shakira? The sound she made w/her tongue.....I felt that.
    Deep down.
    I need to hear that again.

  • @ChristianKakoba
    @ChristianKakoba Před 4 lety +3

    We need to find the sleepy man from superbowl! LMAO

  • @eat-the-rude4156
    @eat-the-rude4156 Před 4 lety +112

    The orange shirt would’ve matched his face so perfectly 🙁

    • @sandypomerleau6510
      @sandypomerleau6510 Před 4 lety

      eat - the - rude
      And it will unless they don't let him have his bronzer. It will be so nice , no tweets, no media of him.

  • @rayblox4859
    @rayblox4859 Před 4 lety +44

    No Susan, he sure learn that he can get away with it. as he thought he can.

    • @alondathomas293
      @alondathomas293 Před 4 lety +6

      The repubs have got a lot of nerve claiming Pelosi was acting childish when trump acts childish every damn day, like the spoiled child he's always is. Funny how they completely forgot how trump wouldn't shake Pelosi's hand at the start of the speech. Only these right-wing idiots on Fox are making a big deal out of her tearing up a speech.

  • @byronp2311
    @byronp2311 Před 4 lety +33

    "The past isn't dead. It's not even past."

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 Před 4 lety +2

      Let the past die; *Kill it if you have to.*

    • @sheilameyers152
      @sheilameyers152 Před 4 lety

      Past / not now / before now...some people prefer the past ...let's try to forget...
      .

    • @byronp2311
      @byronp2311 Před 4 lety +1

      @@LiveNiceness14 No can do. Take it up with Faulkner if you must. He'll write circles around you. And the past will be present.

  • @PolarityMovieReseach
    @PolarityMovieReseach Před 4 lety +2

    A FULL Episode?!?!? You're awesome Trevor!

  • @sewfantastic7257
    @sewfantastic7257 Před 4 lety +76

    Ripping can be no worse then refusing to shake hands on national TV. Oh he showed us he was the better person, NOT.

    • @theprofessional5656
      @theprofessional5656 Před 4 lety +1

      She tried to get him removed from office with bogus charges - I wouldn't shake her hand if I were him.

    • @HomeVidEdd
      @HomeVidEdd Před 4 lety +4

      @Grace Munich All the nicknames are wack and useless. I agree with your opinion but that's childish. I hate seeing all this stupid calling each other libtards and conservashits. We're fucking adults and don't have the intellectual control to be speak like it.

    • @theprofessional5656
      @theprofessional5656 Před 4 lety

      @Grace Munich So where is the evidence? Calling me names just shows off your lack of manners.
      There was no quid pro quo and Biden didn't even run for office at the time of the phone call. Schiff's credibility is out the window...
      If you actually cared about corruption you'd support the investigation that's now aimed at the Bidens involvement with Burisma and the admitted extortion of then vice president Joe Biden of Ukraine and the firing of their attorney.
      Tell me how Trump extorted Ukraine when they didn't even know he held back foreign aid at the time? He held back foreign aid in the loop not only for Ukraine but for several other countries as well.
      See, I'm by no means a "Trumptard" - I'm actually a liberal and I'm pissed off at the democrats and their crony bs. The impeachment was only a tool to mobilise the voter base and discredit Trump - which spectacularly backfired.
      Instead of beating a reality TV/real estate mogul with credible policy and politicians with integrity we get a shitshow of pandering morons and outright crooks. Tell me - who are you voting for?

    • @HomeVidEdd
      @HomeVidEdd Před 4 lety

      @@theprofessional5656 He didn't have to be running for office at the time. So, you're already off. But you can go look at the transcripts and stuff yourself. The House impeached him for a reason. Nobody owes you a whole list of evidence in a CZcams comment section when you can go to a multitude of news sources for that information.

    • @theprofessional5656
      @theprofessional5656 Před 4 lety

      @@HomeVidEdd "He didn't have to be running for office at the time." What is that supposed to mean? That no matter if there atcually was reason to look into the Biden Burisma issue, it's off the table because Biden is a powerful democrat? You are ridiculous.
      You couldn't even give me a single reason. The house impeached on partisan lines - THAT'S reason to doubt this shit. I could say "the senate aquitted him for a reason". It's beyond ridiculous bs.
      I would respect you guys more if you just flat out said how it is: you don't like Trump and you don't care about how he gets booted. That's of course not very democratic, but god forbid somebody says the truth.

  • @arifrahman.i8012
    @arifrahman.i8012 Před 4 lety +117

    Spending $7k just to sleep
    What the......

    • @anninkabir5365
      @anninkabir5365 Před 4 lety +2

      Serendipity V.1 Only thinkable in America...........

    • @biggdaddy202003
      @biggdaddy202003 Před 4 lety +13

      Makes me wonder if he had to work really hard to pay for that ticket and just needed to get some rest when he had a chance? Double shifts and overtime to afford the trip and now..... a moment of sleep. LOL

    • @dontime8047
      @dontime8047 Před 4 lety +2

      More than 7k for his seat. 7thou was the average price. That guys probably some rich banker or something , and was so hammered drunk he fell out.

    • @halosandhorns8330
      @halosandhorns8330 Před 4 lety

      How does one go to sleep at a football game, it's literally thousands of people making noise, announcements, music and performances.

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 Před 4 lety

      @@biggdaddy202003 -I thought of that too, also when they zoomed in on him, I hope someone had checked that wasn't dead or otherwise out due to illness.

  • @bmartinssu
    @bmartinssu Před 4 lety +89

    Dont boo.... vote
    Trevor was dead ah serious lol

  • @3rdvoidmen594
    @3rdvoidmen594 Před 4 lety +31

    It costs 7 grand to watch the Superbowl? Talk about stealing 😂

    • @reitendo
      @reitendo Před 4 lety +5

      No. Stealing is when they charge $7K (and up) for tickets and yet still don't pay for their own stadiums by themselves.

  • @jpe1
    @jpe1 Před 4 lety +137

    Interesting how many Americans say with “pride” that they are descendants of immigrants on the Mayflower but few care to know if their ancestors where brought against their will on the White Lion.

    • @jpe1
      @jpe1 Před 4 lety +11

      Pup Pup Man not sure the relevance of that fact. Jews were trading slaves back in biblical times, as did Greeks and Romans, and if we look at a Asian history we find slave trade there as well.

    • @jpe1
      @jpe1 Před 4 lety +8

      omi god I don’t think I was implying anything about the relative “happiness” of either group of people. My point was that many of the 10 million Americans who have an ancestor who came on the Mayflower claim to be proud of their ancestry, but that the millions of Americans with an ancestor who was forcibly brought on the White Lion don’t even know that part of their history, let alone have positive feelings about that piece of their history.

    • @kintamas4425
      @kintamas4425 Před 4 lety +1

      ripperman ichc you just described every nation that has any history.
      Your point being?

    • @shannonwebb3602
      @shannonwebb3602 Před 4 lety +8

      I loved it when the news broke that "white supremacists" that did their DNA background check, many found out they had black or asian heritages. HeeHeeHee. Now, I'm a mut, and proud of it. I have DNA from almost all races. "The black doesn't show because of all the European ancestry". So for me to be racist is a sort of self deprecating attitude. Sure, there are cultural differences that one race might object to, but in the end, we are all humans, and we are all going to die. Live and let live.

    • @tuxedoebonyx
      @tuxedoebonyx Před 4 lety +1

      Pup Pup Man was it chattel slavery like America where you can never earn freedom and your children are born into bondage?

  • @rene.s.s
    @rene.s.s Před 4 lety +5

    "Don't Boo, Vote"
    Cold Blooded

  • @erikfrick8312
    @erikfrick8312 Před 4 lety +2

    Thank you, Trevor & The Daily Show for keeping us sane during this circus.

  • @Chioma.Malife
    @Chioma.Malife Před 4 lety +4

    A dosage of Trevor Noah's Daily Show every night makes my day complete 🤣🤣

  • @kbrock9146
    @kbrock9146 Před 4 lety +86

    Depending on what source you believe, the last living slave died any where between 1935 and the 70s, so slavery is not so far back in history as one would think.

    • @jayag26
      @jayag26 Před 4 lety +21

      My dad couldn't swim in the city pool (which he paid taxes for) until after dark. He was an adult when they finally opened it to everyone. It's not slavery, but shows the mindset that POC are lesser stuck

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 Před 4 lety +12

      @Frank Martinez Physical segregation and school segregation haven't budged since then actually. Turns out just making integration legal without doing anything else, doesn't actually integrate anybody. Oh, and median black income is about half of median white income. The same as it was in the 50s. Americas "racial progress" has taken the form of white people policing other white people's speech, patting themselves on the back, and basically nothing else.

    • @RealMichaelJJordan
      @RealMichaelJJordan Před 4 lety

      Trent Rubenacker yeah, that’s basically true...

    • @Effortless23Beauty
      @Effortless23Beauty Před 4 lety +10

      Mass incarceration is slavery by another name. This country has not progressed as much as we want to believe.

    • @theprofessional5656
      @theprofessional5656 Před 4 lety

      In lebanon and Africa slavery is still around

  • @darealgem1
    @darealgem1 Před 4 lety +24

    16:29 lol..did you just say we'd be right 'black' instead of back? Trevor, you crazy...funny you.
    Love from Nigeria 🇳🇬❤

    • @ayo30s
      @ayo30s Před 4 lety +1

      👍🏾👊🏾✌🏾🇳🇬🇺🇸

  • @saratoninpls
    @saratoninpls Před 4 lety +32

    I've literally never heard of the White Lion till now

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 Před 4 lety +6

      Sara Jones hard to learn something you're not taught or don't research. Many don't like to go beyond their bubble or comfort level and even fewer care to learn history especially if it's dark. White war movies are popular but where are the war movies of women or any other demographic? People rather watch a movie which may or may not be accurate, too.
      It's good that people are learning and willing to learn.

  • @mariarue7619
    @mariarue7619 Před 3 lety +2

    i’m glad we all now know what trevor’s stripper song would be

  • @gmindgjerd
    @gmindgjerd Před 4 lety +50

    "His first impeachment."

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 Před 4 lety +13

    I had to re-play it twice, I couldn't believe it: Spike Lee won his 1st Oscar? Talk about long overdue.
    Ok, I will go back into my hermit cave now.
    BTW, Roy Wood's SOTBS (?) speech...1,000 TIMES BETTER than Chump's "I am made at most people for not liking me" speech.

  • @mommasitayoung148
    @mommasitayoung148 Před 4 lety

    Exceptional Show !! Trevor and Roy Wood Jr.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340

    They should definitely put every episode full here. It is amazing to watch it like this.

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 Před 4 lety +48

    What I am going to say here is controversial, so be ready haters... If Romney was running for president right now, I would vote for him. And I don't give a dang what party he would be running for.

    • @seelfire4725
      @seelfire4725 Před 4 lety +4

      he voted not guilty in the second run as far as i know, but i think every republican thats not trump looks great atm :D

    • @brendaforevergreen7436
      @brendaforevergreen7436 Před 4 lety +2

      Ditto, Jason, along with Justin Amash.

    • @kutlumzrak2689
      @kutlumzrak2689 Před 4 lety +3

      Better null and void your citizenship then, coz many ppl remember how romney flip flops every hour on every issue.

  • @elathan4542
    @elathan4542 Před 4 lety +26

    16:29 Trevor: "We'll be right black"

  • @Lia-uf1ir
    @Lia-uf1ir Před 4 lety

    Pleae make more of these Global Editions! They're awesome! :D

  • @patrickzhao1160
    @patrickzhao1160 Před 4 lety +23

    I went to school without watching the halftime show. When I asked one of my friends what happened he said
    "get the lotion."

  • @prankster8241
    @prankster8241 Před 4 lety +31

    When you sleep during the superbowl

  • @rezjedi
    @rezjedi Před 4 lety +1

    Charlie Pride got Male country vocals in 73. That’s my grandma’s favorite singer. :)

  • @abdillahimahamed1814
    @abdillahimahamed1814 Před 4 lety +2

    16.29 "we will be right black" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chasealbrecht7091
    @chasealbrecht7091 Před 4 lety +13

    Don't call him Jambalaya. That's an insult t o Jambalaya.

  • @johntao6822
    @johntao6822 Před 4 lety +3

    9:50 -11:08 WHAT A COMPILATION
    Props to the DS team!

  • @emsleywyatt3400
    @emsleywyatt3400 Před 4 lety

    The best part of the Super Bowl. The Jeep/Groundhog Day commercial.

  • @mollyspurgeon8469
    @mollyspurgeon8469 Před 4 lety

    Oooo000oooo, the audience liked that photoshop of Trevor grinding the pole to 'Pony' ahahahaha. That was awesome.

  • @darkdan3379
    @darkdan3379 Před 4 lety +39

    BLUE EARTHQUAKE 2020!

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv Před 4 lety +2

      Or just.. ya' know... HUGE EARTHQUAKE. Preferably D.C.
      #ADOS #TRE45ON

    • @darkdan3379
      @darkdan3379 Před 4 lety +1

      @@phatmantv on fox media steve bannon called for Senate subpoenas of Schiff and Nadler, that would be 2 course desert after to 10 course impeachment meal...

    • @kaysbaby88
      @kaysbaby88 Před 4 lety +7

      -know your state’s registration deadline
      -register to vote
      -regularly check your voter status
      -know if you are in a open/closed primary state
      -ensure you are affiliated with the democratic party, especially if you are in a closed primary state
      -tell your friends/family about bernie
      -donate!
      -canvass/phone bank if you can
      -know your state’s primary/general election dates
      -GET OUT TO THE POLLS!
      -bring/carpool with friends!
      -RINSE & REPEAT FOR ALL OF 2020!
      #bernandturn2020
      #M4A
      #notmeUS
      #wearetheirworstnightmare
      #THETIMEISNOW
      🔥 2020 🗳 😎 ✊🏽

    • @TrickWithAKnife
      @TrickWithAKnife Před 4 lety +2

      It was meant to be a blue wave in 2016, but democrats failed the world.

    • @k20z3keith7
      @k20z3keith7 Před 4 lety +1

      They can't even count votes, but they want to run the country. Yeah okay

  • @NatsuNaoIku
    @NatsuNaoIku Před 4 lety +3

    "This must be how white people felt when Vanilla Ice came out" xDDDDDDD

  • @rachellepeterson6225
    @rachellepeterson6225 Před 4 lety

    Hilarious! Trevor and Roy thanks for helping us to laugh these things off...and live.

  • @not2be4gotten02
    @not2be4gotten02 Před 4 lety

    Thank you editor for the "full" episode. Would be nice to get this *before* the smaller uploaded clips.

  • @thymai163
    @thymai163 Před 4 lety +3

    Vote!!! It matters!

  • @bobz7351
    @bobz7351 Před 4 lety +17

    "Roy woods jr everybody. We'll be right black" 😅

  • @richardbateman420
    @richardbateman420 Před 4 lety

    The dude passed out @ super bowl was Jim Bruer from Half Baked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maddynavarro77
    @maddynavarro77 Před 4 lety

    🤣🤣😂 I kept watching Trevor sit and pole dance like several times! 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 Hilarious!

  • @Seafury18
    @Seafury18 Před 4 lety +49

    I never watched american football but i can tell you that you can save 15% more on car insurance using geiko

    • @Somd55
      @Somd55 Před 4 lety +1

      Seafury - well I have saved a lot moving away from Geico

    • @haydeecolon7868
      @haydeecolon7868 Před 4 lety +2

      🤣😅😂

    • @sirslickrock
      @sirslickrock Před 4 lety +1

      Fun fact GEICo used to stand for: Government Employees Insurance Company

  • @sewfantastic7257
    @sewfantastic7257 Před 4 lety +8

    As it is given can ot be taken away. He only gave it to him because they are friends? So isn't that another case of abuse of power?

  • @PeacefulSoulGuidance
    @PeacefulSoulGuidance Před 4 lety

    LMAO about what you said "the Groundhog Day" :)

  • @HB-yg3ke
    @HB-yg3ke Před 3 lety +1

    What's in store for 2020? The Future: Well.......

  • @SciFactsYT118
    @SciFactsYT118 Před 4 lety +44

    Random fact: Relative to their bodies, Chihuahuas have the biggest brain in the dog world. 🐶

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 Před 4 lety +5

      Thanks

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 Před 4 lety +1

      Man I should’ve gotten one then.

    • @sierralovat5498
      @sierralovat5498 Před 4 lety +5

      Is that why they're so aggressive? They're angry lil geniuses

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před 4 lety +4

      Also, comparing their body sizes, they're relatively closer to rats that to wolfs.

    • @CrystalRuizEnriquez
      @CrystalRuizEnriquez Před 4 lety +3

      @@sierralovat5498 I've had quite a few chihuahuas, grew up with them and they were always a little aggresive, barked at other dogs, weren't aware that they were tiny, etc. And somehow, I found a chihuahua that is none of those. He doesn't bark alot, his bark isn't as yippy as normal, he doesnt bark at other dogs, it's crazy how unchihuahuaesque he is lol

  • @shivanksaha6064
    @shivanksaha6064 Před 4 lety +168

    Today's summary
    Animals out of holes - pole dancer - trump - ripping - Roy Jr

    • @tcg4111
      @tcg4111 Před 4 lety +2

      LOL did noone else hear the "we'll be right black" @16:29 or am I hearing shit?!

  • @jhass151
    @jhass151 Před 3 lety +2

    "trump's first impeachment" lmfaoooo

  • @Jaguar7
    @Jaguar7 Před 4 lety +1

    Anyone else hear that Obama boom when he said vote? lol

  • @mayurchavhan8590
    @mayurchavhan8590 Před 4 lety +47

    It's not the Trump, It's the people who voted him.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +7

      He's a symptom, not the disease.

    • @Elitecommando501
      @Elitecommando501 Před 4 lety +1

      Those ppl are the real tumor growing in america

    • @kensmok6045
      @kensmok6045 Před 4 lety +1

      People had a hard time voting for Hillary who was the worst female candidate we will probably ever have. Career politician who accomplished nothing and somehow made hundreds of millions off of public service. Maybe if she didn't talk like a robot and act so fake she would have gotten more support. Can't blame Trump for being real.

    • @mayurchavhan8590
      @mayurchavhan8590 Před 4 lety

      @@kensmok6045 You made some point my friend

  • @vincentmaldon7707
    @vincentmaldon7707 Před 4 lety +3

    Thank you Trevor for the shout out to Mitt Romney! He most certainly deserved it. And V-O-T-E the self-serving cowards out.

  • @cathyrinepsycoor7056
    @cathyrinepsycoor7056 Před 4 lety

    Thank you for this resource

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 Před 4 lety +1

    9:07 Awesome Mitch Hedberg-style joke.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 4 lety +7

    JLO and Shakira gave the best halftime show performance I’ve seen a while. (Certainly better the past two).

  • @ianmomanyi3266
    @ianmomanyi3266 Před 4 lety +4

    I am from that African Village. I'm using the internet while wearing leopard skin and sharpening my spear to go hunt as my pet lion sits in the corner

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 Před 4 lety

      I know this is a joke and my knee-jerk reaction as soon as I saw a pet mentioned was still "give him some pets for me"

  • @joecseko2
    @joecseko2 Před 4 lety

    "It showed up late in the fourth quarter." THAT'S funny!

  • @RinRin_c
    @RinRin_c Před 4 lety +2

    "Don't boo, VOTE!" - Trevor, 2020

  • @daveluna7931
    @daveluna7931 Před 4 lety +3

    As a person of color can we also have a Professor PhD in History or Black Civil rights PhD of Color! To honor that PhD’s study and honor to our community

  • @steveberryman2710
    @steveberryman2710 Před 4 lety +21

    The president's "First" impeachment....wow

  • @camillepotter9580
    @camillepotter9580 Před 4 lety

    Thank you, Trevor!!!!

  • @islandgirl9479
    @islandgirl9479 Před 4 lety +1

    Im dead the Mexicanos can go from this 🧗‍♀️to this ✈🛫🛩 like McDonald's commercial🍟🍔 I'm
    L❤ving it!!!
    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @kellharris2491
    @kellharris2491 Před 4 lety +11

    I don't know what to do with this country anymore.

  • @420uesr
    @420uesr Před 4 lety +4

    A minor correction though, Charlie Pride is black and he made Country Hits

  • @JoaoSantos-lv4rc
    @JoaoSantos-lv4rc Před 4 lety +1

    He didn"t dance, he went home and got rid of the dissenters. pure authocrat move. And just acquited of violating the emoluments clause for turning a profit lol. Please pls pls vote. can't deal with this shit going into the next shitstorm.

  • @Davincicode6
    @Davincicode6 Před 4 lety +1

    When he said the waiter ripped up his receipt and he was hungry again i fkn died

  • @Top_Dawg360
    @Top_Dawg360 Před 4 lety +8

    16:28 "We'll be right black!"

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 4 lety +35

    "If any race of people should _not_ have guilt about slavery, it's Caucasians."
    I still don't understand what he's talking about here. Anyone care to explain?

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 Před 4 lety +15

      Fauler Perfektionist he doesn’t want to feel guilty about slavery.

    • @sxyx3403
      @sxyx3403 Před 4 lety +8

      Eh, all races had slavery at one point or another, whites just get the majority of the blame (rightfully so tbh). But apparently people think that whites invented slavery or something.

    • @dankpotatofarmer5175
      @dankpotatofarmer5175 Před 4 lety +8

      Every other major group engaged in slavery on a larger scale and time frame (even if you'll never hear about it in school). Asians, Africans, Middle Easterners, you name it. Read up on the Barbary Slave Trade as an example. Also, white people (namely the British followed by the US) are the only ones that actually made a major push to end it. Ever. All the aforementioned places still have regions where slavery is practiced. Some of them aren't even behind closed doors but right out in the open, depending on where you go. Shoot, people don't even know that black people owned slaves in the US back in the day. Literally every group is guilty of it but you can make the case that Caucasians engaged in it less and ended it in their nations.

    • @ktraschko6553
      @ktraschko6553 Před 4 lety +12

      dankpotatofarmer “their nations?” White people don’t get to lay claim to the USA.

    • @khufuazrael3841
      @khufuazrael3841 Před 4 lety +11

      @@sxyx3403 whites did create the slavery of colonization which is chattel slavery, in which is 10x worst then regular slavery which majority of people volunteered to be slaves to pay debts and survive famine in their country yet noone was stolen from their land until chattel slavery came along which is European created. But I respect your comment

  • @jpcalmona
    @jpcalmona Před 4 lety

    Finally, a Full Show!!!

  • @tyavalos
    @tyavalos Před 4 lety +2

    “A Popeyes in St. Louis owned by Cedric the Entertainer” 🤣🤣.

  • @samjreed7142
    @samjreed7142 Před 4 lety +3

    Wherever you stand on Trump's impeachment, you gotta give Romney props for going against the republican status quo like he did. You gotta realize, no one on the right will see him the same way again, and I'm willing to bet, he lost a lot of respect and support from the right over this.