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- The U.S. and the Taliban reach a peace deal, Biden and Bernie win big on Super Tuesday, Roy Wood Jr. offers health tips for the coronavirus outbreak, and Judith Heumann discusses people with disabilities’s human rights. #TheDailyShow #RoyWoodJr #JudithHeumann
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Trevor is so amazingly good at balancing humor with seriousness. He interviews that woman with such respect and lets her speak... it's really wonderful to see.
Trevor is the best at breaking down the news with real information but looking at the bright side and giving us a giggle 🤩😂😍😁✊🏽
U sure is fine.
definitely
This is far more appealing to younger audiences like teenagers and it works so well, I’m not bored while watching the news anymore
:v I’m 54 and this is my favorite show. Very intelligent and funny content.
I wanna like your comment but it's at 699 and I don't wanna upset the universe 😌
I am a conservative and just love watching Trevor...he is so likeable that his jokes are so easy to receive no matter who you support. We need more people like him that have a gift of comedy about politics without overdoing it. He is so incredibly funny.
You sound like a total ass when you said your a conservative..
@@cuauhtemocmorisco3493 Why? This user is using it as a term of endearment, that Trevor is THAT good at his art that people of opposing political ideologies enjoy his comedy.
That is so refreshing to hear!!!! Thank you for sharing!!!! Much respect, love and laughs!!!! Rock on!!! 😊
@@theturtwig50 100% agree!!!! Well said!!! Thank you!!!
@@cuauhtemocmorisco3493 what Rumia said so well!!! So??
“Did you just Corona cough at me” -Trevor 2020
69 Likes NICE boys
"Some good news from Afghanistan, A phrase no one has ever said." 😂😂
Tusshar Yadav the daily show commented on my recent song
As an Afghan I find that really true.
And it is not
we certainly never heard it before
Most Indians enjoy his show's,
Trevor’s face when Roy coughed was so hilarious 😂
I just love Trevor's adorable face
The Coronavirus is on a world tour.
Yeet
Kotna Kerry on real!
🤣🤣🤣🌏🌎🌍
Kotna Kerry watch the trolls world tour the dj hits the virus button and everything gets zapped but it’s funny in a kids movie
Nice layover in the United States.
It's funny how no one is talking about how Bloomberg spent this much money...and it isn't even a drop in the bucket for him. That's was just pocket change for him. He was bored and wanted something to do.
Bernie! We dont need billionaires
Real quick: Afghanistan is not the Middle East. It’s South Asia. Thanks.
Yeah 500 million sounds a lot but it's not even 1% of his wealth. During his campaign he made more money than he spent for it. And now imagine what could be done if he would just spent as much for the school system.
@@abelthink3226 cant believe how inefficient it is for a billionaire, if he cant be president to help America he could do some good stuff for the country wth that money
@@abelthink3226 We don't need Baron von Breadline either.
i have so much respect for Judith Heumann. Kudos to her for making our country a better place.
You da human⚘
Judith is flyyy
Btk 2020 i have a lot of respect for her. My mother was a full professor at MIT and fot for disabilty access ramps lifts, sidewalks ect
@@matthewhowell4093 that's awesome. Our country is a better place because of your mother.
I must give it to Trevor he has some of the most interesting and informative people on his show. Thank You 🙏🏽 for opening my eyes to a lot of things that are not talked about in the news.
Comedy, Adjusting the Actual Facts and Speaking to people who are to lazy to look up the truth, And You said that opened your eyes? HAHAHAHAHA
Wayne Dome Siempre hay un idiota el grupo. Yo mismo encuentro los hechos que yo mismo no creo nada que corrompa a la administración o eso broma jodida de un supuesto presidente dice. Consíguete un maldito culo tonto.
Only show host I can watch without cringing..
Stephen Colbert and John Oliver arent bad
1 - Trevor
2 - John
3 - Stephen
ligthning archon the show commented on my recent song
naah sometimes he is lame as well
Watch Desus & Mero they are funny
Trevor - "did you just threaten me?"
Judith - "yes"
Trevor - *does evil laugh*
Spent all that money and won't feed or build houses for the needy! That would have more than paid for alot of homes and food!! How crazy, selfish,and thoughtless is that!!
Yeah i can't figire out hpw t0 put a pic w my name either
A lot of people spent that money buying houses and paying bills so not all bad.
@@bratbabyp9370 what are you talking about?
Whew child you sound like Judas
The needy need to get their butts up and respond to some of these help wanted signs posted all over the place
I appreciate you guys putting these up here online. TBH I don't have television. So I'm never going to catch the show on cable because I don't even get network TV.
Same here.
You can watch previous full episodes on Comedy Central. Google the daily show.
Hitchens was mortal he liked it that way🙂
When he sprayed him in the face: HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
I love to hear news from you Trevor, you are awesome.....
I seriously love this show... You're doing great Trevor
16:00 Trevor face when Roy coughed on him LOL
Judith Heumann certainly does not look like a 72 year old person! What an amazing individual, in so many ways.
“That’s a Joe Biden we haven’t seen in a while... Naming states that actually exists” 😂😂
Trevor: Always pandering to his Bernie Babies...
Like he hasn’t flamed Bernie, too. Remember that clip with him arguing with a six year old?
How do u always get these top comments damn
Los Inbasores
U is so pretty.
When the american journalist takes the corona virus test in South Korea bc America can't afford healthcare for all.
the US dont want to test not because they cant afford, but they dont want to. THere's already sign that the corona originated from USA and CDC admitted that they found many infected cases from the supposed bad flu season started last october
Citation? There is a lot of disinformation our there; be sure of your sources.
T'challa was minding his own business 😂😂😂😂
Chuuch
9:40 lol the guy in the back was about to clap but then pretended like nothing happened 😆
HAHAHAHH
I saw it 😂😂
That's Bernie's son.
Levi Sanders
Good eye Disney YT thx!
Timo Mueller is he not even paying attention to what his dad is saying???
"We do not negotiate with terrorists"
*Signs deal with Taliban
Well they're not terrorist in their POV.
They're not terrorists
Our goverment is
Honestly, everyone's fucked up and terrorist.
Technically they aren’t terrorists. Al Quadra are/were a separate organization. The US just wanted somebody to hit and they were the closest to a conventional target.
Everyone knows that terrorists keep their word. This is the winning he said we'd get sick of.
11:00
- "Coronavirus. Is this how we die?"
**Everyone cheers up and claps own hands.**
11:52 🤣🤣
Dude the way Trevor says *Macron!!* is spot on in French !
Well, Biden is not the only politician who confuses his wife with a close relative.
unlike Trump he doesn’t fuck them
I VOTED FOR BERNIE SANDERS HERE IN WASHINGTON STATE WE WANT MEDICARE FOR ALL. WE HAVE SEEN THE EPICENTER OF THE CORONAVIRUS, WHERE SICK PEOPLE ARE NOT YET TESTED, THE BRAVE HEROIC HEALTHCARE WORKERS HAVE NOT BEEN TESTED YET AT THE KIRKLAND FACILITY THE EPICENTER OF THE VIRUS. THEY'VE BEEN TOLD THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH TEST KITS. WHEN THIS CRIMINAL MALPRACTICE IS EXPOSED I BELIEVE BERNIE SANDERS WILL WIN IN A LANDSLIDE ELECTION IF WE CAN GET HIM TO NOVEMBER. CALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND GET OUT AND VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE IT JUST MIGHT
Well if we include close relative and someone he wants to sleep with, he's not the only person still in the 2020 election.
@@yurinoworry There are some weird photos of him grabbing his kids or kids in weird places...Kinda makes me wonder how much is he into incest with his bible like trump is...
@@johnedward3404 Sad that WA does not accept independent votes during the primaries. My vote did not count AGAIN this primary election in WA. Write congress and ask for all votes to count
Lol the ducks thing is unreal 😂🤣
Damn, that statement is so true about the non-disabled comment. I was not disabled for almost 35 years of my life and then I gained epilepsy. Not a weak form of Epilepsy either. I started off by having 8 to 10 seizures per day. Thank goodness after the first three months of changing medications I am now down to about four seizures a month. I'm about a year in.
I hope things keep getting better for you.
I really appreciate that.
What a totally cool and badass woman that Judith Heumann is! Dedicated and also funny- thanks for interviewing her.
Trevor is undisputedly Numero Uno!
"I'm Joe's husband" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thought that's what I heard lol 😂
He actually said, "I am Jill's husband" but still😂😂😂😂
Centrist’s Defense:
No, It’s “I’m Joe’s ,* Husband” She meant to say the COMMA , and was speaking at..TO Joe!
(There. Nailed it.
*Klobachar Smile* 😀)
But it’s not funny. The MSM has pretended nothing is wrong with him.
@@Nameless2k6 reminds me of Trump's "Tim Apple" incident.
“The uploader has not made this video available in your country.”
Why wouldn’t you just letting anyone watching any video regardless of what land this person is living on? Why applying a geographic boundaries on thoughts and information which will be received and processed by mind?!!
Watching from Saudi Arabia. 🤘
NordVPN
Its Saudi Arabia thats made that decision not Comedy Central. If it was up to Comedy Central it would show everywhere. Obviously theres a reason Saudi Arabia doesn't want people there watching this.
The Tayterminator It’s the uploader who made this video not available, why would Comedy Central which is a company in other country follow a rules of another country when uploading a video to youtube which should have a space of freedom and liberty?
@@adlfc100 you absolutely right, they wouldnt follow the rules of other countries, its not even really something that they're proactive about. They just upload their videos. Its other countries that can dictate to CZcams what kind of content, topics people or channels they want geographically blocked for viewers in their countries. So its not even something that Comedy Central is even made aware of. Its something handled between CZcams and the Governments of each country.
And a lot of the time things are blocked for really weird reasons or unintentionally because of how its done by CZcams with their Algorithm.
Like how the Chinese Government censors everything their citizens can access and view on the internet, they put a lot of energy into censoring anything thats critical or speaks negatively of the Chinese Government. For example Chinese citizens cant access anything on their Internet with information about the Massacre at Tiananmen Square a lot of Chinese don't even know what that is. Or about the Uighurs in Internment camps.
So if the blocks are done by an algorithm then content about "Uighurs" or "Camps" or "Camping in China" , "Chinese Camps" or "Chinese Uighurs" might also get swept up in the block because the algorithm cant always account for the context of the content, and just having similar words in the title or the words people speak in the video will cause the algorithm to block it.
the leader of China, Xi Jinping has been called Winnie the Pooh by protesters so you can't even search those words on their internet, they can't even text those words privately to their friends or family. Crazy amount of overreach.
The Tayterminator Thanks for the clarification, it’s sad though.
Freelance writers are also quite prepared for quarantine. Not to mention introverts. We've been training for this moment for our entire lives.
😂😂 I love the way you read the news
Bcuz if it's not funny it's not healed😁
16:53 This made me laugh so hard I started coughing
Why is no one talking about the fact that Bloomberg didn't spend 500mil to not be president--he spent that to avoid paying 9x that under Bernie's tax plan or 7x that under Warren's.
Hi
:3
True, democratic donors and the wealthy would rather Trump win then a progressive.
Because that's still a meaningless amount of money to him. And also fuck him. Being a billionaire is profoundly immoral because you can't earn a billion dollars, you can only steal it from the working class.
Because the establishment doesnt want us to think about it like that.
I JUST LOVE THIS GUY...WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE HIM TO SHARE NEWS IN A GOOD WAY...GOD BLESS YOU TREVOR...
16:00 These two have done many good bits but this here is outstanding. How they both stay in character and not burst out laughing is beyond me.
Trevor should definitely consider being a politician, that's just how charming he is
Trevor 2024 lol I would vote I doubt he would take that shit of a job on though
Keep him innocent.
Lyst Ray He could probably do anything except be president but he does such an amazing feat with the job he has I would really hate to see him leave it. I mean this guy was born to do what he does.
So, being "charming" is what a politician needs in your country? That explains a lot...
Ray it certainly couldn’t hurt to be charming and a politician
he said "I'm Jill's Husband" points at sister 😂 "They switched on me"💀 6:50
A kick ass disability activist! Thank you, Noah!!!
Loved Roy Wood, Jr. It was very appropriate; funny too.
Did you just Corona cough in my face?......
I died 🤣🤣🤣
You rock , love from india..
Judith Heumann has class!
Heard of you from your Son of Patricia stand-up. Love you!
I think they’re picking Biden because we think Biden is going to bring Obama back but unfortunately, that won’t ever be the case 😢
biden will win and most probably have Obama in his cabinet, then everyone will die and Obama will be the designated survivor.
There's a reason Obama isn't supporting Biden. Just cause you're a good VP doesn't mean you should run the country. Bernie would continue Obama's legacy
*For Lenten season we should also give up Trump to the Taliban.*
Export Trump to North Korea.😬 then interview kum Jung un
Trevor Noah's Fan Vault the show commented on my recent song
😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂. I cosign this comment!
@@gemechistadesse1236 with a one way ticket
(Not to be that guy but) We should never go this far. Justify it once, and then it’s okay for everyone to talk like this
I’m so happy he had Judith Heumann on the show. I grew up listening to stories about my grandfather. He used to fight for rights of people with disabilities. He really wanted to make sure that people with wheelchairs have ramps in public areas (so they can get around easily). And because usually the parents of people with disabilities were ashamed of their children he used to take them out to the zoo or movies, just to be there for them❤️
19:45 that was too cute. Trevor "did you just threaten me" lol
Re: Judith Heumann: in Mexico they reserve close-in parking for parents and pregnant women 👍
If Bernie doesn‘t get nominated I seriously lose all hope for US citizens
Right
Yep
@Jerseygirl8999 m Bernie supporters not showing up is part of me losing hope. I was talked down to for not supporting him in 2016. I switched over this time and have been volunteering and donating hundreds of dollars to his campaign because I thought we had a movement. I'm pretty pissed.
Also, screw you for blaming black voters. Where did that even come from?
@Jerseygirl8999 m What? The black vote only went down 1%. Plus, there's no way black voters from Michigan were going to vote for Hillary. That was her fault.
@Jerseygirl8999 m I don't mean this to come off like an argument. I just disagree. I've been pretty pissed by leftist rhetoric about Biden's black support. I think we're on the same team and we're both "misfit black women" so- solidarity.
Judith Heumann - thank you.
I really enjoyed listening to the interview with Judith Heumann.
I have a sneaking suspicion that either no one is from Brooklyn or the crowd was sleeping in unison.
trevor noah and john oliver have one thing in common. they can make you laugh out loud without even mentioning the drumpf.
Trevor is smart and funny AF 🦉🦉🦉🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
I don't think I saw that Judith Heumann interview. I'm glad there's someone out there fighting for disabled people. I myself am not disabled but I've worked with people like that in a children's home so whenever I see any discrimination such as people like Trump mocking a disabled person it always upsets me.
Biden sounds like radio voice from 80's
Little details to be ironed out: Like asking the Afghanistan government (which is not the Taliban) what they think about the deal.
Trevor's serious face 🤣🤣🤣
Social Security needs a raise increase. It's like the government waiting on you to grow old, so they can cut Social Security Benefits. It makes no sense to me.
Seniors are struggling every month to survive on minimum Social Security Benefits, which is like receiving minimum wages. Smdh🤔
My mom's on SSI. She got a $10.00 raise this year. Then $4.00 was discounted from her food stamps because she got a raise. Leaving her cost of living raise at $.6.00 a month. It's under minimum wage. It's poverty level and below.
I'm so thankful Mike Bloomberg is out.
Judith is adorable. Looking far more youthful than her age.
Thank you for laughs so needed,,,💗💞💕
lolol who else noticed Trevor air fist bumping the first time XD!!
Trevor included Meghan Markle and her husband 😂😂 2:57
I thought I was the only one to notice it. LOL
Only the USA could sign a anti terror deal with a terror organisation 😅
Oh really? So you expect them to just sit and let US invade their country??? You're stupid..
lmao this dude hilarious asf the way he sprayed him 😂 fuck bruh aha
The lysol was too funny.
Those five hundred million dollars that Bloomberg spent for absolutely nothing could have helped a lot of people
In 1969 it cost about 300 million for the moonshot...and people complained that it was a waste of money!!.... at least we got some spinoffs from the space programs ( computers..cellphone..new innovations in medicine..cars..airplanes.. travel.. the list goes on and on)........
@@larrysouthern5098 well computers and cellphones and a lot of those didn't come from the space program. They did come from the development of items needed during and after WWII which just so happen to to include the space race. But it didn't happen because of it.
No, he gave them away to the marketing industry.
No argument here.. history is history.....but for six or seven hundred million dollars I could show him how poor people live (eat) on two or three dollars a day!!! and those are the lucky ones!! He could have built a lot of cheap houses so people wouldn't have to sleep outside!!! I see the wasteful lifestyles that the rich and the elite live..and it makes me sick to my stomach!!! I'd rather see us explore Space and the Oceans and medical research.( Corona virus).... rather than waste money on useless campaign commercials!!!! We can do better....a lot better!!
@@larrysouthern5098 this is very true.
2:57 I love how he threw in Megan Markle and Prince Harry at the bottom of the list XDD
What Judith said at the end is so true. I work with people with disabilities and I wish and try so much to try and instill a sense of pride and empowerment in them because so many of them are lacking it big time. Also, what she said about elevators helping people with babies in carriages even though they were made for those with disabilities is known as the Curb Cut Effect. Things made for those with disabilities helps more than just the primary target.
Fighting for the people and having the last name Heumann... Feels good bro
16:50 this needs to be a meme lol 😂
Trevor I caught that lol...." Biden got all these women protecting him. No wonder he got the black vote" LMAOOOOOOO GOOD SHIT.
Hahahahaha..... Didn't see that T'Challa part coming....... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was a really good episode
How about Trevor for President!
He's from south Africa. You have to be born here to be president.
Deanna sorry great Idea but he wasn’t born in the USA. Amazing how well he speaks English with not even a French accent. Amazing human being.
President of SA 😁
@@yoreltrust4059 as a South African, we don't have french accents. That's mostly located in the Northern African countries.
@@smartyhuntley1580 thank you, I was about to say something.
Trump will regret downplaying #Covid19
It will cost him the election
After they all get it...
@johnny walker Boy, stop.
"Did you just threaten me?" 😂😂😂I'm dead
I am a disabled person who is losing his legs bit by bit each year. The biggest obstacle to being disabled is cost. I'm not a rich guy, and when my insurance covered a $9k power chair I was thrilled. I didn't realize I need 3 ramps and some way to transport it, none of which I can afford on my disability and my wife's part time job.
Pakistan : we don't have any corona records here.
China : HERE U CAN HAVE THESE 100000 DUCKS FOR FREE DEAR PAKISTAN
*Lilly Singh,* take notes from this guy. This is how you do late night comedy show.
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Word man
Not all late night entertainment shows are comedy shows.
@@pop5678eye you're joking right? if you have you seen A Little Late with Lilly Singh you would never ever write this comment.
I appreciate your sense of humour...
"Minneshota!!" Ayyyee 🤣🤣🤣
Is it me or democracy now looks so old haha everyone looks like my grandpa...
that might change if young people would vote
Love from India🥰
Hi Trevor. You're doing a wonderful job!
" Did you just threaten me???"......."Yes definitely!!!".... Vote Heumann for president!!! She's the one!!!
America: We don't deal with terrorists.
Also america: signs a deal with the Taliban.
and before that US has given them weapons to fight the Russians. I between they did a war with them.
@I COME FROM SUN stfu about your two party bs system...you all fall as one you idiots
Problem is taliban now who created it doesn't matter
@@rohan8661 oh, it does matter and america will get what is due to them creating them...
Donald Trump* surrenders to the Taliban...
Vietnam 2.0
@david chappel that's not cool bro
david chappel I mean it wasn’t that we couldn’t win it’s just that the amount we would loose is high so considering hard is something we should have done and still should do. I won’t give my opinion because it’s goin to trigger people.
@david chappel they kill tons of taliban just fine
Trump simply wants to pull the troops back home under the condition which taliban will not harbor any terrorist group that harms US or its allies
and idiots like you of course won't understand any of it, expectedly
oh and just additional info for your lack of knowledge about things there, the US invaded Taliban's regime only after they refuse to give Osama (which they protect at the time) to the US after Osama's attacks in USA. So don't play the 'no reason' card here, more like you have no understanding of anything there. Also, Taliban is pretty much a radical islamic group like ISIS, just less 'going international', their regime back then is just like ISIS regime and radicalize even more hundreds of thousands to millions under their power back then , even until today
@Asa Coe
Fake news, from the ignorants as always
1. after the peace deal is signed, Taliban in Helmand province continue to assault Afghan forces and checkpoints, killing soldiers and civilians. In fact the attacks were more intensive after the peace deal. The US air force has asked the taliban to lower the hostilities but the local taliban forces continue their attacks, thus the airstrikes to help the afghan forces is conducted
2. This is also expected by the ones on the peace deal. There are still other steps to do before the peace deal can be enforced, things like afghanistan government still has no agreement with the taliban about the release of thousands of their fighters and so on, the signing is the first legal step to it. Also, Taliban itself isn't all united like a robot, so yes just like the local forces still attacking afghan soldiers and checkpoints, it takes time to be implemented and good will of the Taliban if they meant what they promised
I believe you're aware of this as these are just a google search away, yet you intentionally cut it to 'Trump order airstrikes after the peace deal'. Heck, not even Trump is directly assigning the airstrikes, and you don't even tell the Taliban attacks that gets more intensive after the peace deal leading to the airstrikes
You're just a liar
trump seems to bow down to anyone that helps him destroy democracy
You rock Trevor
Doc got me rolling😆😆😆 run trevor
I am telling you 😂we have locusts in Kenya destroying crops. Try find out what they are doing about it especially our Agriculture minister😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 welcome in Advance😂
Hey Trevor! Damn, I got here early.
watching news
🤣😂😅Deal with the Taliban how did that work out🤣😂🤣😂😅😅😂😂