"history of the entire world, I guess" | Kip Reacts to bill wurtz
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- čas přidán 13. 01. 2023
- Fellow Legends, welcome! Today we dive into the history of the world, or something? This was an absolute gem of a video and I had a blast reacting to it. Hopefully you even learned something from this as it was incredibly informative and filled with memes. I highly recommend you go and check out the original video to show some support for the source material!
Original Channel: bill wurtz
Original Channel Link: / @billwurtz
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Dread it. Run from it. Ohio references always arrive.
It's literally one of the 3 Kip Deathly Hallows for a reason.
Runescape, Ohio, and OnlyFans.
They are omnipresent.
It transcends time and space
At least it wasn't Idaho.
@@KipReacts I'm from Ohio, so what does that make me?
@@matthewihrig1014 an accomplice.
6:17
You laugh and joke, but the actual, real-life reason we now know theropod dinosaurs and modern birds are related is because of the movie Jurassic Park. They had paleontologists over with the effects team and used the 3d imaging software to build a mesh of a T-Rex skeleton to work out how to make it move realistically. Then one of the scientists went "Hang on... I've seen that before..."
They then pulled up a video of a chicken walking around and had a collective breakdown at the sudden realization that theropod dinosaurs were mostly just really old, really dangerous chickens.
That man was not okay for the rest of his life. XD
@@KipReacts Who is these days?
I am afraid that is not true, since this was speculated or suggested way beforehand (See Franz Nopcsa, Thomas Henry Huxley and John Ostrom), it just wasnt the mainstream opinion in paleontology (A guy called Gerhard Heilmann basically fucked that up in the 20s).
Also Birds arent just related to theropods, they are theropods.
So cassowaries?
Thats… that's not fucking true, birds being related to dinosaurs was an accepted fact among paleontologists decades before Jurassic Park was made, Jurassic Park just made the general public aware
“The Demon Core” is the hardest name for a weapon I have ever heard holy f.
It definitely lived up to its name.
yeah, it got called the demon core due to an accident that killed one of the researchers and heavily irradiated the surviving researchers. the demon core (during the incident) is an internal core of plutonium held in a sphere of beryllium used to deflect the radiation particles back into the plutonium core. the sphere of beryllium is actually split into 2 half sphere parts. Those half sphere beryllium shields should NEVER touch together and completely close-in the plutonium core because that is what causes it to go supercritical, (plutonium or other similar fissile material going supercritical is the start of a nuclear explosion by releasing a massive amount of energy and radiation extremely quickly)
so what happened in the accident that gave it the name the demon core? Well, during a demonstration/experiment the demon core was being kept just subcritical by a screwdriver holding one side of the top shield up so the casing wouldn't close fully. but at one point in the demonstration the screwdriver slipped out and the beryllium casing closed, causing a flash of blue light as the core goes supercritical for a fraction of a second before the lead researcher (who was holding the screwdriver, and was closest to the core) ripped the top casing off the core, stopping the reaction.
the lead researcher was instantly given a lethal dose of radiation and knew it, with him being quoted saying, "well, that does it." after stopping the reaction, he then died 9 days later. Everyone else in the room was given a dangerous dose of radiation, and most of them ended up dying years later from cancer
It's not even a weapon, although it was originally MADE for use in a nuclear warhead
Fun fact. This video loops.
Ending: "Where the hell are we?"
Start: "Hi. You're on the rock floating in space"
I love this.
21:26
Here we see Kip come across one of the banes of his existence.
9:05 China was called China long before the 1949 communist takeover; in the 1842 Treaty of Nanking for instance, the Emperor is called the "Emperor of China". According to Wikipedia, the name has been used in English since the 16th Century. The precise origin of the name is debated but it is often considered to derive from the short-lived Qin Dynasty, the first dynasty of imperial China. China is, of course, only the western name for it, and the Chinese call their country “中国” (zhōngguó), 'Middle State', or officially “中华人民共和国” (zhōnghuá rénmín gònghéguó), 'Chinese People's Republic'.
18:35 something interesting about Mansa Musa is that when he went on that spending spree, he gave away so much good that he caused its value to nosedive so hard that it took decades to return to its previous value, literally crashed the market
Now that's a flex.
Yep. He pretty much tanked several economies too, including Egypt.
actually as someone who fancies a bit of paleontology, recent research has shown from a well preserved patch of skin from a T-Rex shows that it may not have had feathers at least not during adulthood
If I remember correctly and my knowledge isn't outdated (I'm not gonna lie. Bug part of my Dino knowledge come from books from 80's, though this part is from like 10 years ago)T-Rex were supposed to have mane like lions, just made of feathers in adult form.
@@Krokmaniak That might be outdated, i fallow ben g thomas a paleo news channel and i haven’t heard anything about that
@Krokmaniak well the only Tyrannosaur I know of that definitely has feathers is Yutyrannus. The last study of feathers on rexes pictured small quill or down like feathers on the head, back, and neck. Similar to that pictured in Prehistoric Planet I believe.
As soon as I hit 'play' I was waiting for Kip's response to Ohio! ^_^
Ohio is omnipresent, Ohio is eternal.
A lot of people don't realize but "spices" in general back then largely refered to preservatives. It was literally what kept the trade economy going so people could continue to travel and trade far distances without having to stop and constantly hunt/forage for food. All traveling merchants needed it, which is why it was so profitable.
16:30 It's first Reich and lasted until Napoleon. Second Reich was from unification in 1870's to WW1
I’m swooping in to answer a question 4 months later! The cube mentioned when Islam was made as a religion was the Kaaba. It’s just a massive cube draped in silk that Muslims make the pilgrimage to in Mecca. It’s a major religious artifact for them.
28:40 You're conflating two different things here. Yes, there was a third one ready to go if Japan didn't surrender, but it had nothing to do with the Demon Core. That was just used for research. It got its name from the fact that it killed two different researchers in two different lab accidents. It was slated to be used in a test, but that never happened, and it wound up being melted down instead.
The ancient Roman steam thingy was just a single prototype that one guy came up with. It spun around and looked cool, but it never went any further because they didn’t know about air pressure, which is a requirement for building a steam engine that can do useful work.
The Soviets didn’t win the arms race, and especially not because the Tsar Bomba. Yeah, it was really big, but that’s not really an achievement. Scaling up a nuclear weapon isn’t really that hard.
NOBODY really won the arms race because there wasn’t really a goal. Maybe the idea of getting more nuclear weapons, but while the USSR made more BOMBS, the US made more nuclear equipped missiles, meaning while the USSR technically had a larger stockpile, they only would be able to use a fraction of it before the end of the world considering most of their bombs were literal plane carried bombs, not ballistic missile carried.
But if you want to be REALLY technical, then the USSR lost by default when they collapsed.
24:04 It was the Greeks. They had the aelopile, a metal sphere with two opposing vents on it. When heated, steam escaped from the vents and turned the ball. They considered it a novelty, not something useful.
Technically only 4 states have outlawed slavery in it's entirety, as is still a punishment for prisons. So It is still legal.
@@Great-Documentaries Read the the 13th Amendment again.
Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.
Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.
@@Great-Documentaries How do you think we have so many "Made in America" products that can compete with Chinese-made products at the same price point?
We use prison labor for a _lot_ of US-made products and prisoners are not required - at the federal level - to be paid for work that they do.
They form the foundations of constitutionally protected slave labor and are the main driving force behind the existence of for-profit prisons and why the US kickstarted the entire "War on Drugs" in the first place. With a heavy focus on introducing drugs into - and then prosecuting - minority communities with felony charges, they could very conveniently get them back into the slave-class as part of the 13th Amendment because it's 100% legal to force somebody into labor against their will if they've been convicted of a crime.
Let me ask you something: Is kidnapping legal? Because if prison labor is slavery, then by that same logic arresting someone and throwing them in jail is kidnapping.
21:23 OH JESUS I FORGOT THAT OHIO WAS MENTIONED HERE i completly lost it.
I mean that vid was made YEARS before Ohio were such a meme
28:46 The guy in charge of the atomic bomber force was actually planning on dropping atom bombs as rapidly as they could be produced, which would've been roughly 1 bomb a week.
To expand on the national security aspect of Manifest Destiny, we were essentially surrounded by "enemies" on all four sides: British Canada to the north (not "America's Hat", but backed-by-the-Redcoats Canada), Mexico to the south, the Royal Navy to the east, and Native tribes to the west, many of whom were friendlier with Britain, France, or Spain than to the US. If we hadn't managed it back then, we might be in a border panic similar to Russia today.
Yep, we kept chickens in 1980. Dad knew they were dinosaurs, every time they looked at us with hungry eyes!
Chicken Little was such a dangerous creature! 😧
Kyle Hill made a demon core video.
In Islamic legend ... Abraham and Ishmael built the original Kaaba (cube) which was a simple building for storing pagan idols until Muhammad cleared it out (it is idol-less since then).
Yeah, multiple repetetive names. Sahara Desert, Torpenhow Hill, ATM Machine, PIN Number, LCD Display, DC Comics, etc, etc, etc.
i'm suprised you only watch this video now, this is a classic, a lotta people say his video is fast paced but i feel its okay speed honesty
also i suggest to watch his "history of japan" video, another classic
History of Japan is actually in the upload queue for next month!
nice
You get mad about the Sahara desert, but that sort of thing happens all the time. Avon is the word for river in celtic languages, so River Avon is river river
the Sahara desert is the biggest desert on earth i think it deserves to be called desert^2
for all of you "umm actually" people I know both of the poles are bigger deserts and the Sahara is only the biggest hot desert. but I'm making a meme here.
Flawless meme.
I mean we live on a planet named "Dirt"...
@@ChokahWhen it's 70% water...
23:30 “Robespierre, no!” said everybody studying history!
we actually were causing more damage to Japan with conventional bombs. and one of the main reasons Japan surrendered was the fear of Russia joining the war in the pacific.
Nice reference at the start to the most innovative game I have played in years!
I feel like if the us wanted to win the cold we definelty could have I mean we literally made a new type of bomb out of howitzer barrels, napalm flavored bat bombs, and not to mention the best marine to ever exist, reckless.
The only thing more valuable than spices and currency at that point was... Purple.
Before the name China europeans used to call it Cathay even thou it's from Khitan ppl that were in mongolia at the time.
The oldest name china called itself i can recall is Zhongguo what is commonly translate to middle kingdom or middle empire.
In a state of US it is still illegal for a woman to drive a car unless it is Sunday and her husband walk in front of the car carrying a warning sing I don't remember which state. And in London it is still illegal to enter the parliament building with a suit of armour on. Those are obscure laws they forgot to remove. But not removing the slavery untill 2000's is crazy
Through watching you now I know that always - Ohio. Great stuff.
16:34 Not quite. The First Reich was the Holy Roman Empire. The Second Reich was the German Empire (1871-1918).
12:30 dyes were pretty up there as well and slaves.
13:48 “Sahara. Does it not mean desert? It’s the Desert Desert.” Would I ask you for a coffee coffee with room for cream cream?
Thankfully there are still fish that walk around on land today, ready to evolve into more depression just incase we run out.
Al Qa'baa in Islam is the house of God (not literal).
It's built by Abraham and his son Ismail under the guidance of God and lived there.
And it acts as the center point of all our prayers, every Muslim and Mosque aims at Al Qa'baa's general direction during prayers. And of course it's our pilgrimage site.
Wasn't he asking about the Kabah? I might be wrong, though.
@@marionette8739 Yes he did. Al Qa'baa is the official term. I'm bit ignorant about this though so correct me if I'm wrong.
@@yuji165 yeah
You got it right my brother :)
Thank you for this explanation!
spices remained expensive until relatively recently.
Actually we do believe T-rexs did habe feathers, not all over but likely juveniles would have had some. Velociraptor definitely did though, and would have used them for steering while running.
YOU WILL N E V E R ESCAPE IT.
SEAWORLD, OHIO
15:23
Google says it's The Kabaa, it's in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, and that its the holiest shrine in the Islamic faith. I unfortunately don't know anyone personally to ask about it.
We don't call it a Shrine it is the house of Allah not laterally and please don't call it the Holiest it just doesn't feel right to do so its almost as bad or cursed as a Muslim calling Allah God
World War I was called the “War to end All Wars”
Until the second one came about.
31:30 like forced labor for prisoners or buying and selling people as property?
The dinosaurs were there on the Earth for about 3 seconds of the video btw.
Ahh the Kaaba (I think that's the name)
Hey Kip have you heard of martincitopants or let's game it out? They're both funny youtubers you should watch their vids. Like martincitopants kerbal scuffed program or let's game it out videos on satisfactory.
I have come across them and I have an upload for one of their videos already queued.
18:14 actually BS it's like 0.5% which is still impressive but it's not "almost everyone" you'd have to go back way further into history for that.
Try checking out videos from Exurb1a. Some of those are cracked
We used to call China Cathay, because all their girls were named Cathy ;-) Chicks are better than money, because royalty can afford more than one ;-)
We later find out that the Soviet Union made a nuclear bomb that theoretically would kill all of the planet due to radiation poisoning if they just detonated it in the atmosphere.
First of all Kip slavery is still legal by law as punishment for crime. Also the Jin Dynasty is obviously the real China. Lastly Ohio is forever and will never die.
Get Ohio’d
The Ching Dynasty was the real China (especially 200 years ago), Taiwan China is less Chinese and Red China is the least China ... because they worship Karl Marx in London ;-(