Patterrz Reacts to "history of the entire world, i guess"

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Komentáře • 230

  • @tafjproductions9896
    @tafjproductions9896 Před 2 lety +658

    Fun Fact: this video was uploaded LITERALLY the night before my AP World History exam in high school and it deadass helped me remember stuff I forgot would be on the exam. I love this video, it's a work of art.

  • @ExtremeAce
    @ExtremeAce Před 2 lety +543

    End of the video: "By the way where the hell are we?"
    Start of the video: "Hi. You're on a rock, floating in space."
    The loop goes on forever

  • @DoubtedDecidueye
    @DoubtedDecidueye Před 2 lety +106

    Fun fact: The Morse code at 21:39 says, "SEX LOL."

  • @ShycoWar
    @ShycoWar Před 2 lety +139

    5:44
    So basically, the tectonic plates are pro-Team Aqua. Noted.

  • @Dan-B
    @Dan-B Před 2 lety +226

    Human migration isn’t due to tectonics, it’s just regular walking, sometimes with the help of ice bridges during the ice ages.
    At most the continents have only moved about 9 miles during human history, I.e. 2-5 cm a year

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco Před 2 lety +24

      More technically, ice ages created land bridges by lowering the sea level. Tended to be a better way to travel than just using ice.

    • @sailorgallifrey1365
      @sailorgallifrey1365 Před rokem +17

      I hate that you used Imperial in the first measurement and metric in the second

    • @EpicGuest_Gamer
      @EpicGuest_Gamer Před rokem +3

      hey why is my 60 million year old sea side house now flooding which was 7 miles away

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu Před 2 lety +107

    This video is amazing! The hisory of the entire world... I guess is amazing too.

  • @AnanimatorTheChannel
    @AnanimatorTheChannel Před rokem +20

    Fun Fact: the "Intermission" part in Japan is a reference to an older video made by him.

  • @snidlin
    @snidlin Před 2 lety +74

    Hey Patterrz, I have a question for you. If you have a flat and need a lift are you a stranded American or a Lazy Brit?
    Take all the time you need.

    • @shadebinder3599
      @shadebinder3599 Před 2 lety +7

      OK this is a really good joke

    • @snidlin
      @snidlin Před 2 lety +6

      @@shadebinder3599 Thank you mate. I wish I hadn't been introduced to it because it won't leave my head, but thanks nonetheless.

  • @Powerpasta
    @Powerpasta Před 2 lety +34

    I was there for that stream! Can agree that this is a really good video. Bill Wurtz is such an amazing musician!

  • @BNotInc
    @BNotInc Před 2 lety +11

    *That video gave me more information than my entire social studies year of studying.*

  • @supershirtgun8411
    @supershirtgun8411 Před 2 lety +10

    5:43 team aqua be like to groudon perhaps i judged you too harshly

  • @random_aah
    @random_aah Před 2 lety +26

    "Does anyone remember that the US had the Philippines?"
    Yes, Pat, very vividly. But does anyone remember that before that, the Philippines was colonized by Spain for 333 years? Or that during WW2 (probably), it got brutally rekt by Japan?

    • @Shieruzu
      @Shieruzu Před rokem +1

      As a Filipino, I forgor 💀

  • @mimikyulostatail4705
    @mimikyulostatail4705 Před 2 lety +25

    "Was there ever a not terrible ruler of Russia?" WELL that was that one polish guy that conquered Moscow. Dunno if he was terrible, got sliced up and shot out of cannon pretty quickly, but prob least harmful Russian leader

    • @ChibiSothe
      @ChibiSothe Před rokem +1

      And that one German chick.

    • @Kayta-Linda
      @Kayta-Linda Před 10 měsíci

      Wow, that’s incredibly rude =_=

  • @jonasdiaz8615
    @jonasdiaz8615 Před 2 lety +10

    If you haven’t seen it yet, check out History of the World animated to Dedede’s Royal Payback, such a fun summary of this summary of the world!

  • @tjoliver3624
    @tjoliver3624 Před 2 lety +11

    Yes! More reactions to this video!!! Love watching these.

  • @dhruvpandey2211
    @dhruvpandey2211 Před 2 lety +5

    Earth Review: 7/10. Too much water.

  • @nachomartinez8978
    @nachomartinez8978 Před 2 lety +10

    It does gloss a bit over what was going on with the aztecs and incans and the whole american colonization, but that's fine.
    What I'm disappointed is in the fact that it skips my favourite part of Spanish history: that one time the French went "Hey, guys, can we march our army through your country to attacks Portugal?" Spain said yes and the French decided to just park their army in Spain and take us over. For like 2 years before the Spanish kicked them out.

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec Před rokem +1

      The biggest thing I'm sad wasn't mentioned was that the US didn't actually ban slavery, they just made it require state permission.

  • @the_godbodor7026
    @the_godbodor7026 Před 2 lety +4

    I got a friend who’s a history geek so I’m absolutely showing this to him.

  • @FondantApple
    @FondantApple Před 2 lety +8

    I'm surprised you did a reaction video on this! I like this video so much! Don't know if you will react to history of japan. Kinda similar to history of the world.

  • @duckbee5543
    @duckbee5543 Před 2 lety +4

    I literally watched this video for the first time last week. Glad I get to watch it again with one of my favorite poketubers

  • @SuperFlashDriver
    @SuperFlashDriver Před 2 lety +6

    I hate to say this Patterrz, but before this guy there use to be Brainpop in the 2000s, and that site use to teach me a lot more stuff and it was fully animated, and it kept my attention throughout the entire thing. it wasn't crazy editing or none of that stuff like this guy did, it went at a nice pace and it didn't feel slow or gone too fast, and it was informative just enough about that certain subject, they also recommended other videos if you wanted to learn more about a specific subject. Which is how I learned film and tv shows through one brainpop video. So before 2016, Brainpop use to be the shit I use to watch back in middle school. And before that, CZcams for me was where it was made for entertainment, not really education. And before CZcams it was VHS and DVD players with CRT small TVs to learn in school, based on what the teacher was teaching taht day. And yes, they did have projectors, but it was hooked up via VGA and had a separate speakers inside th projector for sound.

  • @Infernade228
    @Infernade228 Před rokem +3

    4:24
    Fun fact: Someone made a-song/music using the “The Sun Is A Deadly Lazer” line a LONG time ago, and it’s actually pretty good (in my opinion), though it could use a bit of a remastering if I’m being honest here, and I think all/some of the people who have also listened to it would agree with me.
    Edit: After posting this comment, I’m now realizing that this video is 9 months old (which means you might not even seen/acknowledge this comment), but what I said was true, so all I can do is hope you see it.

  • @badindiegamer
    @badindiegamer Před 2 měsíci +1

    I love watching Bill Wurtz when I'm uh... not sober.

  • @saniyasicarius2797
    @saniyasicarius2797 Před 2 lety +4

    I learned so much from this and actually made sense

  • @anonymoususer188
    @anonymoususer188 Před 15 dny

    " 'Let's save the planet!' said everybody, not knowing how." That line goes hard.

  • @carrowinabox
    @carrowinabox Před 2 lety +3

    🎶the sun is a deadly laser🎶

  • @lucygirl1111
    @lucygirl1111 Před 2 lety +17

    pat: can i complimen the uk
    the uk: heehee colonization goes brrrr

  • @chuggaaconroyjr.
    @chuggaaconroyjr. Před 2 lety +5

    I understand that the GB next to the CZcams premium means Great Britain, but every time I look at it, I think it’s CZcams Premium:Gameboy, then I think Luke hacked Pats PC and he’s trying to get more subs. I know my mind is weird😂

  • @KuromiScarlet5030
    @KuromiScarlet5030 Před rokem +1

    this never get old
    its old as aged fine wine

  • @baninkus
    @baninkus Před 2 lety +2

    Patterrz just explained the plot of ruby and sapphire

  • @rarebearx
    @rarebearx Před 2 lety +3

    2028 is closer than I would imagine. Maybe I'll see the thing inventor inventing the thing inventor

  • @E1deRival
    @E1deRival Před 7 měsíci

    I'm so glad this is also your favorite video on this platform pat. As much as I love your vids, I'm sure you understand

  • @Spooky_is_quite_silly
    @Spooky_is_quite_silly Před 2 lety +1

    I like how when Pat said he’s getting nostalgia from the video the video said how 0:25

  • @proftornado
    @proftornado Před 2 lety +1

    12:06 How is that So PERFECTLY TIMED!?

  • @amberberry_
    @amberberry_ Před 2 lety +4

    Can't believe we're here because of space dust

  • @blazereaper7890
    @blazereaper7890 Před 2 lety +3

    I think everyone just visits that video every once in a while as a ritual lol

  • @X2scepten
    @X2scepten Před 2 lety +1

    Fun fact: im currently writing a google doc about the history of the entire world based of off information in this video, currently one page 4 when chirstopher columbus “discovered” america

  • @thebustle2214
    @thebustle2214 Před 2 lety

    I loved this video and the reaction

  • @shadebinder3599
    @shadebinder3599 Před 2 lety

    I re-watch this video like twice a year, it's that good

  • @whisperingwooper1763
    @whisperingwooper1763 Před 2 lety +1

    This is also one of my fav videos!

  • @johanstenfelt1206
    @johanstenfelt1206 Před 2 lety

    How very interesting, fascinating and informative.

  • @e.m.2168
    @e.m.2168 Před 2 lety +3

    He should watch the history of Japan if he hasn’t yet

  • @taiphonix9232
    @taiphonix9232 Před 2 lety +1

    4:24
    Well, this is one way to edit a video

  • @jefftheevilpotato
    @jefftheevilpotato Před 9 měsíci +1

    21:51
    We only outlawed it 30 years after the uk did, while I agree we did it hundreds of years to late so did the uk.
    america: 1865
    UK: 1834
    france: 1848
    germany:1537
    spain:1811
    polis of athens: 6th century BC
    Iraq: 2019
    russia: 1720
    so the real hero’s here are the polis of athena and germany I guess
    also the list is from what I can tell just a general time because a lot of countries banned different slavery at different times, like how rome banned christian slavery from jewish people in 590 but banned general christian slavery in 741

  • @pokemonboy2136
    @pokemonboy2136 Před rokem

    5:44
    Nah, just that the tectonic plates had a REALLY messy breakup.

  • @breadisyummy_
    @breadisyummy_ Před rokem

    “Dumping *British* things-“
    You sure that uh, tea, didn’t come from somewhere else?

  • @Kirby-vd7hw
    @Kirby-vd7hw Před rokem

    i watched this 5 minutes after it came out. I had the bell on forever

  • @on_u2750
    @on_u2750 Před 2 lety +1

    Nice vid pat

  • @lolikumadesbear1999
    @lolikumadesbear1999 Před 2 lety +2

    Amazing reaction😁

  • @EpicGuest_Gamer
    @EpicGuest_Gamer Před rokem

    I like how it speaking like it was serious

  • @someguyontheinternet2170
    @someguyontheinternet2170 Před 2 lety +1

    The sun is a deadly Lazar

  • @ezequielschlaen5992
    @ezequielschlaen5992 Před 2 lety +1

    It skiped the USA financing dictatorships all around Latin America, but I guess that doesn't matter anymore and there are no consequences

  • @ienjoyoranges
    @ienjoyoranges Před 3 měsíci

    when watching this ive never noticed that he called the grenade an "exploding pineapple"

  • @dominickeifferbarles1115
    @dominickeifferbarles1115 Před 2 lety +1

    Can anyone juat aknowlage that us filipinos just absolutely destroyed 3 countries with no armor and just swords and spears

  • @ajjms4715
    @ajjms4715 Před 2 lety +5

    As a Jew, I can say, like ALL the Jewish holidays are just, “People tried to kill us, but they failed. Lets eat!”

    • @obi-wankenobi7041
      @obi-wankenobi7041 Před 2 lety +1

      I mean that sucks but it’s also pretty funny

    • @ajjms4715
      @ajjms4715 Před 2 lety +1

      @@obi-wankenobi7041 it sucks what my ancestors went through, but for me, it is DELICIOUS food.
      Also, in general grievous’ voice:
      General Kenobi

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Před 2 lety

      Jews are like The Metal, they cannot be killed.

    • @ajjms4715
      @ajjms4715 Před 2 lety

      @@kaelanmcalpine2011 it’s not they CANT die, it’s more that they don’t ALL die.

  • @xenotypos
    @xenotypos Před rokem +1

    Well Napoleon didn't actually invade Russia during winter...

  • @theboi5584
    @theboi5584 Před 2 lety

    This Video Single Handedly replaces History Class in High School

  • @ellienugent2000
    @ellienugent2000 Před 2 lety

    Patterz the moment it got to the mad stuff like The Renaissance and the Spice Trade and so on I started to react the same really.

  • @Pikatrainer2
    @Pikatrainer2 Před 2 lety +2

    We did it! we solved the world let's go!

  • @GLArts_64
    @GLArts_64 Před 2 lety +1

    A classic

  • @pokemine2528
    @pokemine2528 Před 2 lety +1

    Patterz you should Watch extra historys series about genghis khan

  • @cleverman383
    @cleverman383 Před rokem

    You used to be able to walk everywhere! And then the Tectonic Plates were like "Dude, that's cringe. We want, like, ocean everywhere, because water is super cool. Land? Not so cool."
    So basically Team Aqua

  • @YourManMichael
    @YourManMichael Před 2 lety +4

    Fun viking history fact: The vikings kept mostly if not only white slaves (since there were mostly just white folks around), and sometimes the slave could earn their freedom. The vikings cared a lot about honor and strength and that jazz. Well at some point, all the slaves were freed and after some generations, it was almost impossible to tell who had descended from slaves and who had not. Skip to today, it is especially hard to tell, no surprise
    I remember learning about this a while ago and found it intriguing since i am a norseman, so might have gotten something wrong or explained something wrong, but it was something like this

  • @cacovonluca
    @cacovonluca Před rokem

    6:57 my man spitting some bars right here 💀

  • @marcuslatrell8920
    @marcuslatrell8920 Před 2 lety

    been a fan of bill wurtz for so loong

  • @Minymonkey
    @Minymonkey Před rokem

    Fun fact I would put this video on at school but since he swears the teachers would tackle me

  • @pranavbatra6286
    @pranavbatra6286 Před 2 lety

    You are reacting to my fav vid and it's also your favorite vid

  • @Oakleyplays1
    @Oakleyplays1 Před rokem

    The sun is a deadly lazerrrrrrr 4:14

  • @Skywolfhd20
    @Skywolfhd20 Před rokem

    8:24 if you want a ton of gods, might i recommend shinto with it's 8 million gods?

  • @anotparticularlynotableguy
    @anotparticularlynotableguy Před 10 měsíci

    24:24 oh boy, can't wait to see the comments on this one 😃

  • @imactuallykools
    @imactuallykools Před 2 lety +1

    My favorite video on the platform is “borderline forever”.

  • @MBrosTVee69420lol
    @MBrosTVee69420lol Před 2 lety

    18:14 Mikheal Gorbachev

  • @imdefinitelyok8658
    @imdefinitelyok8658 Před 2 lety

    This reminds me, you should watch Davey gunface's pokemon vids. They seem up your alley

  • @failtrapp2286
    @failtrapp2286 Před rokem

    Really, because in my school is actually a history thing. I remember watching lesson history and it was hilarious every single time.

  • @KingPOTB
    @KingPOTB Před rokem

    19:55 this aged so well look

  • @ryujibackyeah4189
    @ryujibackyeah4189 Před rokem

    there is a school edition that still have md finger

  • @luckybryner9121
    @luckybryner9121 Před 2 lety

    Groudon do be trolling humans

  • @UltriLeginaXI
    @UltriLeginaXI Před 9 měsíci

    18:13- look up Catherine the Great, probably the best Russian ruler ever

  • @itapi697
    @itapi697 Před 2 lety +1

    Actually Brazil ended slavery after America. Brazil ended slavery in 1888.

  • @Happy_spider_boi
    @Happy_spider_boi Před rokem

    the tectonic plates are a part of team aqua

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 Před rokem

    Bill Wurtz is amazing

  • @oddcurtis3090
    @oddcurtis3090 Před 2 lety +1

    From the stream

  • @Emmetlovesredvelvet13
    @Emmetlovesredvelvet13 Před rokem +1

    Good russian leaders that I can think of
    Are Peter 1, Catherine the great and oddly enough Gorbachev if I remember accurately

    • @Kayta-Linda
      @Kayta-Linda Před 10 měsíci

      Yeah, those were definitely quite awesome.

  • @wesjasper3668
    @wesjasper3668 Před rokem

    8:13 Mikhail Gorbachev

  • @yourmomreacts3734
    @yourmomreacts3734 Před 2 lety +1

    Huh wow, this is a VERY new video

  • @Hydman84
    @Hydman84 Před 2 lety

    Big city's are near water for transportation of goods.

  • @joannadzenowski6214
    @joannadzenowski6214 Před rokem

    Polish peeps and jews shaking hands over getting continuously dunked on by literally everyone constantly

  • @marmiteplayz215
    @marmiteplayz215 Před 2 lety +1

    If you like history I recommend the channel Oversimplified great channel

  • @a.iduelist9920
    @a.iduelist9920 Před 2 lety

    Question when does video needs an update

  • @ellienugent2000
    @ellienugent2000 Před 2 lety

    Good Guys? **In this Planet?!** *I think NOT!*

  • @grabble7605
    @grabble7605 Před rokem

    8:23 Actually, YHWH (god of Christianity) was one of many in a previous religion called Yahwism. At some point, he was extracted, placed at the head of a new religion, his female consort erased outright and the other gods of his prior religion recast as demons. And the new creation myth went like 'Humans were perfect but then some woman fucked up' (original sin, Adam & Eve)
    So Christianity was and still is a tool of autocracy and sexism.

  • @ohhimarx1471
    @ohhimarx1471 Před 2 lety

    I actually used this video to help me with a science project.

  • @lunaraurora8308
    @lunaraurora8308 Před 2 lety

    He should react to the time lapse of the future

  • @aadvay_1
    @aadvay_1 Před 2 lety

    btw gangus was the richest person in the world with over 500t usd dollars in todays time!.

  • @CobaltPerseverance154
    @CobaltPerseverance154 Před 2 lety +1

    5:47
    Soooooo... Team Aqua?

  • @TheAnonymousShade
    @TheAnonymousShade Před rokem

    An old joke goes: Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?
    Because god doesn’t trust the Brits in the dark

  • @CatsRul85
    @CatsRul85 Před rokem

    love how through out all this Canada never gets mentioned once

  • @JRXKiller
    @JRXKiller Před rokem

    Did you know that Christopher Columbus never actually came to America?

  • @sunny7079
    @sunny7079 Před 2 lety

    1:51 I would agree but remember it has slurs

  • @redox_9112
    @redox_9112 Před rokem

    My house is a few houses away from water