This is a whole new level of crazy. In case anyone wants to take up the suggestion of googling how to make an orgone blaster to handle the demons, aliens and reptile people, I did the googling for you: www.orgoneblasters.com/
Can Alt Shift do some theory videos on this stuff? Mormon mythology and old testament stuff seems Thrones level mad, and plenty of fan theories to draw upon.
Very brave by sharing this with the normies I'm sure he's putting his life in great pearl not to mention his eternal soul but what I really want to know is his opinion on R+L=J.
I had a theory similar to a small portion of this video. The Bible says that when Adam and Eve left the garden, he placed a Cherubim at the east of eden to guard it with a sword of fire that points in all directions. In the apocrypha book The Life of Adam and Eve (which is one of the best theological stories I've ever read, next to another apocrypha book called the Book of Jubilees) it says that after eve ate of the fruit, the garden started to wither up and die. Everything in the garden basically turned to dust. Anyway, my theory was that the Sphinx was the Cherubim (also known as Seraph Angels) and the desert west of the Sphinx contained the Garden of Eden. We can't find the garden of eden because we are looking near the Tigris and Euphrates rivers due to the bible mentioning those two rivers, plus two other rivers. The problem is, those two other rivers don't exist. I submit that the two rivers we call the Tigris and Euphrates are actually different rivers that were named after the original two which are dried up now but located west of the sphinx. Of course, these were just a few random thoughts I had and I really don't hold them to be truths, I (for some odd reason) feel very satisfied with this explanation. It just kinda... feels right, you know? Hard to explain. But fun to think about.
Sounds like an open mike poetry reading. Also completely crazy - or brilliant, hilarious, subversive or just really annoying and dumb... also wtf? really??
This is a whole new level of crazy. In case anyone wants to take up the suggestion of googling how to make an orgone blaster to handle the demons, aliens and reptile people, I did the googling for you: www.orgoneblasters.com/
Finally a ASoIF theory that makes sense
I loled so hard to this comment I had a coughing fit
I'm loving these early versions of the Silmarillion!
Maximiliano Penna
Tolkien wasn't this creative.
@@IvorMektin1701 ...
Actually you're absolutely right.
This person needs to write comic books, and probably needs a high level of care
Christopher Morris
My thoughts exactly: Praise the Lord and pass the Haldol...
You are a beacon for the Strange. Embrace it. Getting up before your alarm rings is a +29 point day. Be Well.
I'd like to be a violinist. Can I sell my soul?
Is this the new copypasta kids are using these days?
So good to finally hear someone make some sense!
God had 12 sons, they had a planet each, they were warriors, battles over planets...
Warhammer 40k is real, PRAISE THE GOD-EMPEROR!!!
I knew it, i knew it all along
I love it when you shitpost
I mean. 10/10. Make a movie out of it.
Alt Shift Zzz: trolling trolls since 2018 😂 😆 😝
Thank you for making this.
Can Alt Shift do some theory videos on this stuff? Mormon mythology and old testament stuff seems Thrones level mad, and plenty of fan theories to draw upon.
It's 3.45 am here in Groningen, and I should really go to bed. Perfect timing.
Also will you be doing The History of Straw Hats 2?
fuck this shit..
Very brave by sharing this with the normies I'm sure he's putting his life in great pearl not to mention his eternal soul but what I really want to know is his opinion on R+L=J.
This guy has it all figured out! The truth! Finally!
But did you make cement tho?
Oh my goodness...
Who anoints Satan? Who doesn't need a good giggle before bed. Probably going to have strange dreams tonight 🤣
Omg lol thank you for that. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while
absolutely incredible
I...what?
I had a theory similar to a small portion of this video. The Bible says that when Adam and Eve left the garden, he placed a Cherubim at the east of eden to guard it with a sword of fire that points in all directions. In the apocrypha book The Life of Adam and Eve (which is one of the best theological stories I've ever read, next to another apocrypha book called the Book of Jubilees) it says that after eve ate of the fruit, the garden started to wither up and die. Everything in the garden basically turned to dust.
Anyway, my theory was that the Sphinx was the Cherubim (also known as Seraph Angels) and the desert west of the Sphinx contained the Garden of Eden. We can't find the garden of eden because we are looking near the Tigris and Euphrates rivers due to the bible mentioning those two rivers, plus two other rivers. The problem is, those two other rivers don't exist. I submit that the two rivers we call the Tigris and Euphrates are actually different rivers that were named after the original two which are dried up now but located west of the sphinx.
Of course, these were just a few random thoughts I had and I really don't hold them to be truths, I (for some odd reason) feel very satisfied with this explanation. It just kinda... feels right, you know? Hard to explain. But fun to think about.
Thank you
Alt Shift reads Alex Jones scripts, now with moar Art Bell!
oh wow i just went on a 2 hour internet deep end dive. wow Do you even Cult BRO.
Sounds like an open mike poetry reading. Also completely crazy - or brilliant, hilarious, subversive or just really annoying and dumb... also wtf? really??
Wait ... what?
Rikke Holmberg this is fabulous! I'm crying tears of joy.
What The Hell??
What..... the..... F*%$!
Lol
God is not in your churches
I think it is an interesting perspective on modern day feminism.