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TIFU by enraging the parents of my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a potato is
A reading of "TIFU by enraging the parents of my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a potato is.". Posted to Reddit by u/NotKnowPotato on 23 January 2015.
Reading requested by @CSebass1 on Twitter: CSebass1/status/1674752243432652800
Source: www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/
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The Lurker by C. M. Kösemen (All Tomorrows author)
zhlédnutí 9KPřed rokem
"The Lurker" is a short story by C. M. Kosemen (the author of All Tomorrows). Featuring Kösemen's artwork. Read by Alt Shift X. More Kosemen stories read by Alt Shift X: czcams.com/play/PLzOp2NjvyAq70vkDjoJsnco7Yu8WdzMfU.html Follow and support C. M. Kosemen: Website: www.cmkosemen.com/ CZcams: czcams.com/users/cmkosemen Twitter: cmkosemen Instagram: cmkosemen Patreon...
Crisis, Anyone? by Frank Herbert
zhlédnutí 13KPřed 2 lety
This is a reading of "Crisis, Anyone?", from "The Maker of Dune", by Frank Herbert, ed. by Tim O'Reilly, 1987. 0:00 Introduction by Tim O'Reilly 1:54 Listening to the Left Hand 29:39 Science Fiction and a World in Crisis ZZZ Podcast: anchor.fm/alt-shift-zzz/ Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/23AwdUzVpoikz43Dr62mDf Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-shift-x-audio/id1596320503 Google ...
The Buddhist Attitude of Mind by Walpola Rahula (What the Buddha Taught, Chapter 1)
zhlédnutí 10KPřed 2 lety
This is a reading of "The Buddhist Attitude of Mind", which is Chapter 1 of "What the Buddha Taught", by Walpola Rahula. Second revised edition 1974. Apologies for bad pronunciation. Subscribe to the podcast: anchor.fm/alt-shift-zzz/ Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/23AwdUzVpoikz43Dr62mDf Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-shift-x-audio/id1596320503 Alt Shift X: czcams.com/users/Al...
Turtle Man by C. M. Kösemen (All Tomorrows author)
zhlédnutí 11KPřed 2 lety
"Turtle Man": a short story by All Tomorrows author C. M. Kösemen! Featuring Kösemen's artwork. Read by Alt Shift X. Follow and support C. M. Kosemen: Website: www.cmkosemen.com/ CZcams: czcams.com/users/cmkosemen Instagram: cmkosemen Patreon: www.patreon.com/cmkosemen Alt Shift ZZZ podcast: anchor.fm/alt-shift-zzz/ Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/23AwdUzVpoikz43Dr62mDf
Precursors by C. M. Kösemen (All Tomorrows author)
zhlédnutí 26KPřed 2 lety
"Precursors": a short story by All Tomorrows author C. M. Kösemen! Featuring Kösemen's artwork. Read by Alt Shift X. Follow and support C. M. Kosemen: Website: www.cmkosemen.com/ CZcams: czcams.com/users/cmkosemen Instagram: cmkosemen Patreon: www.patreon.com/cmkosemen
Alt Shift reads The Call of Cthulhu by H. P. Lovecraft (1928)
zhlédnutí 33KPřed 3 lety
The Call of Cthulhu by H. P. Lovecraft (1928)
Alt Shift reads The Winds of Winter by Sandra Field [Chapter 1]
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The Winds of Winter by Sandra Field Mills & Boon 1980
Alt Shift reads Living Hell by Joe Haldeman
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Alt Shift reads Living Hell by Joe Haldeman
Alt Shift reads Tithonus by Alfred Tennyson (1864)
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Alt Shift reads Tithonus by Alfred Tennyson (1864)
Alt Shift reads Adonais by Percy Bysshe Shelley (1821)
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Alt Shift reads Adonais by Percy Bysshe Shelley (1821)
Alt Shift reads Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins (1984) [Introduction: Today's Special]
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Alt Shift reads Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins (1984) [Introduction: Today's Special]
Alt Shift reads a Goodreads review of Alan Moore's Jerusalem by Edward Lorn (2016)
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Alt Shift reads a Goodreads review of Alan Moore's Jerusalem by Edward Lorn (2016)
Alt Shift reads flux by ctrlcreep (2018)
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Alt Shift reads flux by ctrlcreep (2018)
Alt Shift reads Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes (1605), Chapters I to IV
zhlédnutí 7KPřed 5 lety
Alt Shift reads Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes (1605), Chapters I to IV
Alt Shift reads The Early Church by W. H. C. Frend - Chapter 2
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Alt Shift reads The Early Church by W. H. C. Frend - Chapter 2
Alt Shift reads the Tao Te Ching, Version by Ursula Le Guin
zhlédnutí 15KPřed 6 lety
Alt Shift reads the Tao Te Ching, Version by Ursula Le Guin
Alt Shift reads The Shadow Over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (1936), Chapter 4
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Alt Shift reads The Shadow Over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (1936), Chapter 4
Alt Shift reads CriticalElixir YouTube comment (2018)
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Alt Shift reads CriticalElixir CZcams comment (2018)
Alt Shift reads James Frederick Ferrier by Elizabeth Sanderson Haldane (1899)
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Alt Shift reads James Frederick Ferrier by Elizabeth Sanderson Haldane (1899)
Alt Shift reads The Colour Out of Space by H. P. Lovecraft (1927)
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Alt Shift reads The Colour Out of Space by H. P. Lovecraft (1927)
Alt Shift reads Fanny Hill: Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure (1748), Part 1
zhlédnutí 13KPřed 7 lety
Alt Shift reads Fanny Hill: Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure (1748), Part 1
Alt Shift reads The Book of Revelation
zhlédnutí 31KPřed 7 lety
Alt Shift reads The Book of Revelation
Alt Shift reads A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens (1843) [Stave One: Marley's Ghost]
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Alt Shift reads A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens (1843) [Stave One: Marley's Ghost]
Alt Shift reads The Golden Bird
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Alt Shift reads The Golden Bird
Alt Shift reads Straw Hats: Their History and Manufacture (1922), Chapter 1
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Alt Shift reads Straw Hats: Their History and Manufacture (1922), Chapter 1

Komentáře

  • @yoshungoddess
    @yoshungoddess Před 5 dny

    "how much f#cking longer is this" 🤭

  • @T2D2024i
    @T2D2024i Před 6 dny

    18

  • @sunnysahkne
    @sunnysahkne Před 9 dny

    part 2 please <3

  • @Piper_2098
    @Piper_2098 Před 10 dny

    Why didn’t I know you were. Doing this . Hearing swiftly do Sontag … you are god level cool

  • @sunnysangha1
    @sunnysangha1 Před 11 dny

    Part 2 please❤

  • @Davidsavage8008
    @Davidsavage8008 Před 20 dny

    Nobody knows who the author of Isaiah was . so why start there.?"

  • @wlmbnz7575
    @wlmbnz7575 Před 20 dny

    Sigh. Never going to finish 😢

  • @Jackie-cy1bp
    @Jackie-cy1bp Před 22 dny

    What do people expect of this man called Jesus? To live every life time being crusified as the object of their shaddow projection? Do you think that Jesus is up for being permenant scapegoat? I think not.

  • @Jackie-cy1bp
    @Jackie-cy1bp Před 22 dny

    I think that humanity has mistranslated the meaning behind Christ taking on board the sins of the world which is, in terms of one man, ridiculous. So what could it mean? It could mean that every human being has the capacity to ascend to Christ consciousness and thereby take on the sins of the world from the perspective of seeing and understanding the world from the bigger picture. We are each of us Christ and therefore the sins of the world is everyone's responsibility. Also.. When we call to mind the fact that there are people in the world in places such as the rain forest. We are awakened to the realisation that these people have never heard of Christ. If we were to go to other planets in the galaxy we would find that they have never heard of Christ either. It tells us that we are buying into a dogmatic belief about one person which has been told to us by others. When we look back into history we realise that there was life before Jesus Christ. In fact Greek civilisation along with its philosophers and mathematicians existed 500 years before Christ. So too did the Chinese people who were not raised on Christian doctrine. People need to gain some perspective on how long five hundred years is by considering what the world will be like 500 years from now. We can say that the Christ figure is an archetype. An imprint. Psychology investigates why a person is attracted to any particular archetype? When we consider the idea of what is good as opposed to what is evil. We should question the belief in Christ in as much as who claimed Christ to be a saviour and whether this was a good thing or something quite evil. Given that Jesus taught universal law and never claimed to be a saviour. Given the amount of crippled minds who have been crippled through the dogmatic belief that they need saving and thus have passively sat about waiting for one man to come along and save them, rather than to think about themselves. It really does beg the question as to who is behind this crippling thought form in the minds of men which has become a hindrance to self development of the human race from my point of view.

  • @1225elb
    @1225elb Před 23 dny

    COOL (but sped up)

  • @JPsL4DD3R
    @JPsL4DD3R Před měsícem

    Thanks so much! No other version in audio was available to me, appreciate it greatly.

  • @cjwojcik6249
    @cjwojcik6249 Před měsícem

    love when you post !!

  • @moogledoodles
    @moogledoodles Před měsícem

    1:00:48 absolutely cracked me up lol

  • @MakeItMakeSince-rx3id
    @MakeItMakeSince-rx3id Před měsícem

    😂 you could of edit that 😂

  • @adrianinha19
    @adrianinha19 Před měsícem

    Malunkia Puda got ROASTED😂

  • @ana00100
    @ana00100 Před měsícem

    The only honest man in the studio, G. Galloway.

  • @MariaSimpson-nv8ch
    @MariaSimpson-nv8ch Před měsícem

    PART 23PLEASE!

  • @thewolfmanhulk2927
    @thewolfmanhulk2927 Před 2 měsíci

    Thank you for doing readings, books and libraries are the soul of existence. Everyone should have access to them forever, and hearing readings so vital. Again, thank you and God bless you for doing this, and I love your main videos too

  • @hadid1092
    @hadid1092 Před 2 měsíci

    Fascinating text, and perfect reading for bedtime!

  • @mmata431
    @mmata431 Před 2 měsíci

    OMG I love u guy🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂 Wishing you continued flow of greatness Magical King 🌹🌹🌹 I enjoyed this very much 😅😊😊😊

  • @kenraves7931
    @kenraves7931 Před 2 měsíci

    Aaahhh, so this is what it is like to be an NPC in a FromSoftware video game.

  • @hugoboss3689
    @hugoboss3689 Před 2 měsíci

    <3

  • @KindredKin
    @KindredKin Před 2 měsíci

    i was just wondering about schiwfty the other day, yay!

  • @cjwojcik6249
    @cjwojcik6249 Před 2 měsíci

    always love these vids

  • @lynnshort1635
    @lynnshort1635 Před 2 měsíci

    Woot! New Zzzzz 😴

  • @dogeweedballs42069
    @dogeweedballs42069 Před 2 měsíci

    Did ai make the thumbnail

    • @ShubertReads
      @ShubertReads Před 2 měsíci

      The book cover uses a painting from 1635: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:SirThomasAstonAtWife%27sDeathbed.jpg#

    • @ShubertReads
      @ShubertReads Před 2 měsíci

      It's from a 1635 painting called Sir Thomas Aston at the Deathbed of His Wife by John Souch

    • @dogeweedballs42069
      @dogeweedballs42069 Před 2 měsíci

      @@ShubertReads erm.... Which model is that?

    • @ShubertReads
      @ShubertReads Před 2 měsíci

      @@dogeweedballs42069 You've got it all wrong, he wasn't a model. He painted models ;)

  • @Jeffgoldobo
    @Jeffgoldobo Před 2 měsíci

    thank you very much Mr Shift!

  • @HelciusCabral
    @HelciusCabral Před 2 měsíci

    Man I wish you came back to this, even, I don't know, in kinda of an abridged format, would work so great

  • @andriyyuriyovuch3891
    @andriyyuriyovuch3891 Před 2 měsíci

    Thanks

  • @MrMysteryman00
    @MrMysteryman00 Před 2 měsíci

    I know this won’t be viewed nearly as much as your other work, but thanks for doing this.

  • @sternonisoil
    @sternonisoil Před 2 měsíci

    ❤ I love this channel. Thank you for posting

  • @Slechy_Lesh
    @Slechy_Lesh Před 2 měsíci

    12:22

  • @ComposerJan-PeterdeJager
    @ComposerJan-PeterdeJager Před 3 měsíci

    😊😊😊

  • @Alexander91one
    @Alexander91one Před 3 měsíci

    Where is part 2

  • @ruigerd
    @ruigerd Před 3 měsíci

    I'm not sure what this is but I need more of it. Is this how an unhealthy habit starts?

  • @blackromulan
    @blackromulan Před 3 měsíci

    bow-dree-ard

  • @jalenmcneal1778
    @jalenmcneal1778 Před 3 měsíci

    first time listening to jung. glad i did

  • @setsen337
    @setsen337 Před 3 měsíci

    Seems to me like she has an exremely limited view of what art should be and should try to do, without even entertaining the possibility that maybe it can do multiple things? The immediate sensory experience cant be ignored, obviously, otherwise you can just write an essay(oh the irony). To be fair, this was written at a time when cultural iconoclasm was very popular, and interpretive texts were still widely used in the west for enforcement of wierd fucked up cultural standards. They still are, but thankfully, its becoming less and less fashionable, and maybe Sontag played some role in that, so good for her. That said, I do not wish to dispense with the idea that things can mean stuff. That's a bit of an overreaction in my view. We judge works based on their ability to sustain attention; attention has two forms, immediate sensory, Sontag's fav, which we might call Dionysian, and the "meaning" or contemplation of the "content" known as interpretation, which we may call Apollonian. Apollo and Dionysus are both present in the drama, and must be. The playwright gets big, beautiful philosophical ideas and mythopoetic images in their mind, but then they must take that and tame it into a fun story with great characters; then that story has to become a script, then that script has to be interpreted by the director and the actors; then their individual parts join to form the production, which is experienced by the audience, and then contemplated afterward; those who do the most contemplation become playwrights, and the cycle continues. The whole thing is a dance between Apollo and Dionysus. It seems Sontag would like to kick Apollo out of the sacred theatre. Now I get it, Apollo is a patriarchal douche, and that much has been shown throughout history by interpretors of great works being such (you know who). However, Nietzsche was right: art simply doesn't sustain itself without the tension between these forces. Sontag's view of art is shallow; the feelies of Huxley's Brave New World would suit her definition of art just fine.

  • @KassondraRossi
    @KassondraRossi Před 3 měsíci

    How much fuckin longer indeed ❤

  • @Shankeysmoe25
    @Shankeysmoe25 Před 3 měsíci

    8 times he says “let me tell you.” Each time was like a golf pencil being shoved in my ear.

  • @SnakeAndTurtleQigong
    @SnakeAndTurtleQigong Před 3 měsíci

  • @zeitGGeist
    @zeitGGeist Před 4 měsíci

    This is great!!!

  • @Fnidner
    @Fnidner Před 4 měsíci

    only 1940s kids will understand

  • @jonnyspeed8974
    @jonnyspeed8974 Před 4 měsíci

    it is pretty simple to edit your many mistakes. They got too annoying in the end.

  • @twilso12
    @twilso12 Před 4 měsíci

    1:00:50 I was meditating and thought I had a stroke or something, sounds just like my own voice out of NOWHERE lmao

  • @johnmcgraw1475
    @johnmcgraw1475 Před 4 měsíci

    That inhuman and bloodcurdling scream really made me feel like I was there

  • @dicknijmegen
    @dicknijmegen Před 4 měsíci

    Haha, at least with Animorphs people agree it has a lot of bad, but they like it for what it is. The commenters here seem to think this is actually good? I am so confused..

  • @ShubertReads
    @ShubertReads Před 4 měsíci

    I'll never misuse steam again

  • @timmy18135
    @timmy18135 Před 4 měsíci

    20:34

  • @anapana-sati
    @anapana-sati Před 4 měsíci

    Do you have a plan to read more chapters?