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"uk tiktok is a different beast to american tiktok like it is crazy"
shows a couple dudes trying to advertise their corner store for 30 minutes
HALF AN HOUR OF NIALL JUST INSULTING SOME GUYS ADVERTISING THEIR CORNER SHOP ❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️
You don't get it
Yeah no, this one feels weird, I can totally picture my old folks doing something like this (not the gofundme, that is likely them just riding the wave) and being equally awkward on camera and stuff, for people to be making fun of them feels bad.
Not saying pyro is doing it (that much) but he is definitely enabling
he doesnt even have a car
thirrr-eee mins uh py py roastin some jitun jits tryna stand on some bidness FUR REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0:00 starts yapping
30:33 stops yapping
@@hampter2724 thank you for the timemark, now i don't have to listen to him yap!
@@codekid2413you clicked on the video
give me the time stamps on all the dog pictures
@@MixQQQFOR REALLLLLL
>will go out of country to meet a mentally unstable game developer
>can’t travel 30 mins to go support a local business
True slop creator
Britbongs be like "10 minute drive? What, am I supposed to get a hotel or something"
Meanwhile, Americans driving 4 hours a day just to get to work/the nearest major city.
@@warweasel2832Americans also take there car to litterally drive like 200ft
@@warweasel2832 This. Have you seen the Reddit post of Americans asking Brits about driving through the entirety of Great Britain in a week and getting told it’s basically impossible? They did it and had a blast. A true classic
@@messystudios8505 *Mobility scooters
@@warweasel2832wow so hard
please stop talking, pyro
- hate from ireland
😭
Yeah he only needs to speak when he's in makeup
bros a yapper
Based
Me when Pyro doesn't know that there are cornershops in America
And that the only difference is we call them corner stores
Yeah im English and i knew that, pyro is just dumb ig
His expectations for the US are understandably low.
The phrase “Getting a Chinese” sent some Americans into an absolute meltdown last year, so after that, I really don’t blame him for not being sure what’s specific to this country and what’s universal. 😂
@@Longshanks1690 people went insane because we say “getting Chinese food” like a normal person. Plus British Chinese takeout looks like mushy slop.
0:00 suffering starts 30:53 suffering ends
Bro really said “I have to explain to Americans what a corner shop it” bro clearly never been to New York or LA
Pyro trying his hardest too make the UK seem interesting
Lmao it’s so funny when people from NY and LA think they’re the only people who have bodegas or corner shops, every single gas station IS a bodega/corner shop (I currently live in LA moved here 6 months ago). In my home state in the middle of nowhere we had corner shops that made food and sandwiches. Everywhere has it. It’s like there’s 3 levels to this. British people thinking they’re special, LA/NY saying “no we’re special too!”, and the rest of the world who has the exact same stores with a gas pump attached thinking they’re dumb
Not even. Small town Wisconsin boy here and we had several on main street.
@@fang4223ikr? I was about to say every city in the world has “corner stores” and if we are being realistic every gas station is basically a corner store tbh.
But yeah only “NYC/LA and the UK” have them 😂😂
@@SpentLastdoesent have to try very hard then 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
In America, we call this level of business a "garage sale"
I live less than a mile from 3 corner stores and aswell as 20 fast food places and restaurants im in america, corner stores are not a uk thing
the hell is a garage
@@dmath1490 oh sorry let me translate it into European for you ahem "thats a car shed innit"
@@grillbys_DONT_FORGET European = British lol
Anyways he's being dumb since garage isn't a American term
Pyro: it’s too far to drive 20 min
Average Aussie experience: *drives 4 hours, still on their own driveway*
It would take Pyro 2 hours to make that journey.
16:22
"Why's he got nothing in zero sugar, that sucks" Pepsi max is literally right there
do you think people read the ingredients list?
@@generalpatton2910 I mean, pepsi max gets advertised as a sugar free drink, I don't think you gotta read the ingredients list for that
The sugar tax is going to hit this business hard. i pray for their safety
@@generalpatton2910 yes
zero sugar is worse for you
Pyro looking at the map saying "Im not going that far" is hilarious. Tiny man lives in a tiny country
fr its literally a country for ants
Ong
When it's a 2 hour drive there, plus 2 hours to drive back. That's FOUR HOURS of driving to look at some shelves and an office desk with some snacks on it. He isn't going to get any good entertainment talking to those people either.
Americans just love wasting time and gas because they hate the environment.
@@funkybuddhaInit haha tea and crumpets
@funkybuddhaInit haha your teeth suck. Buh at east muh kids can gou two schuul and not get shoot
Put the dress back on 😈
Chat boutta make him Finnster 2.0, the fucking pipeline
It’s either bullying or simps for pyro😭
i NEED more fempyro good lord im so close please pyro put the makeup on
@@rgboverhaul7040...seek jesus.
@@rgboverhaul7040yes
pyro when do you plan on oiling up? we've been waiting for months
😋😖😩😵💫 need
He has to spend 2 years explaining what up means first.
Check his hard drive
what
We?
I don't know what's funnier.....the fact that Pyro is so far down the slop hole that he made a 30-minute video about a husband and wife advertising their business.....or the fact that Pyro thinks Americans are martians that don't know what a corner store is.
Bro she really stole ur comment 💀💀
@Alinx33 Bro, she did!! 😅
Eh, it doesn't matter. I'm just glad my joke resonated with 100 more people, even if it was through someone else copying it :)
the food at 14:52 and 19:10 looks better than Pyro's Christmas dinner
true
I LOVE ROUND SLABS OF GRAY MYSTERY MEAT!!!
Bro watched one steve1989mre video and made 40 year old MREs his entire diet
So true
0:00 yapping commences
30:53 yapping stops
That was funny
British "people" when the shop is more than a 20 minute walk away: "its actually innaccessible bro"
I’d disagree since most of the uk is pedestrianised compared to America, I’d like to state as an example the Birmingham CBD redevelopment, the city centre was pedestrianised, making it so the city was easier to traverse by foot compared to car.
@@Turnaround72most of Europe is like this, at least western europe and it makes cities a lot better to visit and live in
Where are people getting 20 minutes from? It's about a 2 hour drive for Pyro to get up there.
American "people" when the shop is 5min walk down the road: "your car or mine?"
@Rumplefunkhumperdink you got me there lmfao 💀
When I’m in a punching down competition and my opponent is pyrocynical
We should all bully Pyro until he starts using his brain to make good content instead of making fun of people
mf ur a furry stop talking
in most countries corner shops are called convenience stores
Bruh Convenience store / sari sari store is much better looking than this also more choices.
@@Apple_Beshyi feel like given how Pyro is reacting to the appearance of this store, a corner shop of this quality is uncommonly bad. For all we know most corner shops do look like convenience stores, they do seem to sell similar stuff at the very least.
We call them corner stores in Australia... we really do have an unholy hodge-podge concoction of American and UK English
@@Fiz1zygas stations are the most common type of convenience store in the u.s
in most of north america they are still called corner shops
Pyro acting like a conershop is the UK national treasure not realizing the mental anguish he would experience if he stepped foot inside of a bodega here in the states 💀💀
Bro will never see the inside of a Buc-ees either
Mans will be shivering in his timbers in any bodega in Chicago. It'll make Birmingham look safe.
This is the most corner shop ever
Hello i am max power adret jetstriker gale with petra’s anchor my friend is going linkstrider build
@@user-tc9kt2iy4uwtf this isn't deepwoken
@@user-tc9kt2iy4uDeepwoken gemmy Petra anchor gemerald
Brother why tf are you yapping about Deepwoken over here, what kind of fever dream am i having?@@user-tc9kt2iy4u
I just got fucking whiplash seeing deepwoken here@@user-tc9kt2iy4u
To the person who made the CZcams Vanced highlight button skip to the outro, props to you my friend, kudos
It literally looks like when you play Retail Tycoon for the first time
In New York at least, corner shops are called "Bodegas"
same in nj, i was looking for this comment lmao
Oh god these tik toks are so british it kinda hurts, I feel like I've seen this man in my local corner shop
Yeah this “Pyro” fella looks like a drug dealer
@@dogezillathelegendary2695he just doesn’t tho
Im a pig at my trough, squealing at the feet of slop.
feet 🤤
Pyro in his middle school “CRINGE ooooh my god CRINGE” era
your superpower is being able to turn a 5 minute subject into a 30 minute video
I've learned from this video, that 'corner shops' are just shoestring budget convenience stores.
Tapped skip to highlight on YT Revanced, took me straight to the end
10/10
Thank you Ida for making this video bearable by showing the Trog pics 👍
Man who ordered a yappachino again
British people when they have to drive for 1 hour:
"Now that's too bloody far"
Vs Americans going further for school every day
When it's a 2 hour drive there, plus 2 hours to drive back. That's FOUR HOURS of driving to look at some shelves and an office desk with some snacks on it. He isn't going to get any good entertainment talking to those people either.
Americans just love wasting time and gas because they hate the environment.
Honestly I get why people call this slop. Like bro make your longform vids in under 6 months and stop punching down to a corner shop
TikTok has ALWAYS been a joke!
Fr never taken it srsly for a single day
like your life.
Nah that everyone wishes he took
okay grandpa
Stop spamming replies
Seems interesting, it'd def. need some improvement. To start, they are constantly touching the top of the soda cans which is a big no and to also handle the chips with more care. Also the racks need to be raised and I don't know how they are preparing the food but I hope they have a sanitary location designayed for cooking the food and a cooling or heating container. Never worked in a store but I think they are trying to some extent, I'm just taking culinary arts
you should let them know by messaging their acct or commenting, i agree w you and i think if they take that advice then it would make a big dif. i noticed how much they kept touching the product n its kinda gross.
Mans just opening multipacks and reselling them which im pretty sure is illegal
Hopefully TikTok will never have to deal with the slop… we can save them…
No point in saving a rotting corpse.
3 views in 30 seconds? pyro fell off
2 likes in 5 hours @@Rubidium3785fell off
Get a new bit
the dog cameo is the highlight
whoever put the highlight mark at the end of the vid is a legend
thanks for explaining what a cornerstore is, we don’t have those in america
This shop looks like day 1 of supermarket simulator
Thought we forgot about the hairline hobb huh
Holy shit I understood that reference
So glad to finally learn where pyro got his scrumptious christmas dinner!
This business looks like every high school cafeteria snack booth. They just got room temperature sodas right on the table and shelf and not a fridge in sight
He's charging for a pre mixed bag, not the bag itself
dude as soon as the video uploads people just start rush to comments so they can get attention, its so goofy
Fun fact: in Poland some corner shops were just merged with a shop that sold meat and meat things only
you'll get a hygiene inspector come round after you've been open a bit but you don't need the rating to operate. you just need to display whatever rating you get when you get it.
damn, this is the type of content that makes me wish I’d just watched it on Critikal's channel.
25:28 lmao even his gf bullying him no way
all new pyro videos are like a redirection link to the hour long analytical videos on pyrocynical to me
Booker is a UK wholesaler that only sells to other UK businesses.
It's pretty useful for any small business to get stock from rather than paying supermarket prices.
600 views in 2 mins, fell off.
You fell off of your gamer chair chortling and snorting manically after typing this
If I ever encountered a store like this I would hands down buy their entire stock to help them succeed. I support this dude full on.
30:52 video yapping about a corner shop
great content pyro keep it up
I love having your videos on when I'm in bed because the second you start yapping I'm out like a light
No fucking way there was "local shop for local people" comment that show was watched by 5 people lmao
5:35 too far? Bro that’s like a 30 minute drive god damn
just wait til he finds out people in america drive hours and hours just for a costco (my fucking inlaws)
For the UK, that's WAY too far for a corner shop visit, also, majority of people use public transport, which still isn't worth it for a trip to the corner shop.
How on earth do you get 30 minutes ?!
It would take Pyro 2 hours to drive up there. And that's without traffic.
@@funkybuddhaInit They struggle to scale distance properly. Then just regurgitate 'EUROPE IS TINY' like country size is a dxck measuring contest.
I don't get why they take Pyros word for everything since he's pretty out of touch even for British midlands standards lmao.
That's not a corner shop, that's a bedroom
7:53 - Processing
7:54 - Comprehending
7:56 - Internal Turmoil + Attempted Action
7:59 - Wrestling w/ Guilt
8:01 - Acceptance
This guy is playing supermarket simulator IRL
Does pyro think Americans don’t have corner stores
Low key feel bad for them like they just wanna open a store and the slip master is ripping into them
Man didn't wanna go because he'd be in debt if he bought a single jaffa cake
We won't forget what you did pyro
30:53 every time i watch a pyro video i can never wait for this part!
the best thing is that sponsorblock extension says the most important part of this video is the end of it
"Skittles, sorry, not stickers" cracked me up so bad
Pyro needs to show his slop live on stream 🙏🙏🙏
i thought i was going crazy.. is bro getting that PowerCycle 3000 Ultra Max Washing Machine treatment?
respect the hustle 😤
This looks like a concession stand at a tennis match
there is no shot that shop would be on colmore row unless he’s set up a shed in pigeon park
It’s been a joke the whole time Pyro, where have you been?
UK accent drama is insane. You all sound identical, quit pretending you’re different from each other.
Listen to a scouser and a Geordie
that’s SO rich coming from america when you have either standard, incest south or italian mafia as accents
@@pervenchemusicdilate
@@pervenchemusicyou just proved we sound different
I mean England has a bunch of different accents and is smaller than New York state. Saying UK all sound the same is a stretch.
The dog image jumpscares got me rolling off my seat ho ho ho!
Bro's being violated not only by chat but now also his gf. Damn.
This Tiktok joke situation is insane anyways Petscop 2 when
Pepsi Max is zero sugar mate
0:33 Sounds like the kinda shops you find at every gas station, just with alcohol.
Man set up shop literal streets away from me... Gotta make a pilgrimage soon 🙏🙏
I'm livid, where's his femboy outfit?
bro TikTok was always a joke 💀
Thank Pyro for the daily slop ❤
It makes my life just a little bit misable in these hard times, thank you.
of course, pyro likes lion bars for the "gurth"
it would kind of be insane if their corner shop popped off and they became more official with out having to get massive loans. would actually be a big brain move
Uk humour is so unfunny bro 😭😂
Nah compared to American it’s great
3,1k views in 6 minutes, this man produces pure splooge and somehow we still instantly consume it
Bro thought he had to explain corner stores to Americans
We for example don’t charge for the bags with Pick n Mix. The weight of the bags is automatically substracted
as he post on tiktok. shame
Did bro just imply the UK invented corner stores? Lol no, Pyro, we definitely have corner stores in America
Liar
i mean, they’re more commonly called convenience stores in my experience. i’m from the midwest so idk if it’s different elsewhere. I’ve definitely heard “Corner Store” used before tho, just not nearly as frequently.
@@Piiiiiiiiit corner stores are different than convenience stores
Bro I’ll die for Bounty bars, anyone who doesnt like them still plays with Lego and has their mum buy their shoes for them
My man think he has a better chance of not getting stabbed in Birmingham. I like your optimism.
Youre someone you wouldve made fun of 6 years ago. I dont watch you videos and i barely watched this one without gagging. Dissappointing jake paul junior
So you bully people that are just trying to make a business and that are obviously not all there damn you fell off
8:50 pyro had the perfect set up to say shes cooking but hes just not smart, he fumbled that lmao
CZcams said skip to highlight and it took me to the outro