Sigma Podcasts Are Cringe

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  • čas přidán 8. 04. 2024
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  • @nova_beam
    @nova_beam Před 25 dny +1846

    These guys say abortion is murder and women need to take responsibility for sleeping around. When one of them gets a girl pregnant though it’s a whole different story.

    • @liesdiebibelbruder420
      @liesdiebibelbruder420 Před 25 dny

      Disgusting. Abortion is allways Murder,not just when the Woman wants it. They are hippocrites.

    • @KANDL95
      @KANDL95 Před 25 dny

      They actually don't. They are red pilled but don't care about abortion. What is funny is that they say Women never take accountability and they are emotional. They also hate single moms. Fresh isn't taking accountability while also creating a single mother and Myron had a breakdown and ran off set while throwing a mug.

    • @jerry6368
      @jerry6368 Před 25 dny +15

      essentially, most well put together male

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Před 25 dny +136

      @@jerry6368 uh no?? 🤨

    • @lemonmeat
      @lemonmeat Před 25 dny +1

      it's a grift basically. it's not about "keeping life safe" or whatever, it's about controlling women's bodies. they say it's murder, but when they get one pregnant, suddenly she NEEDS an abortion. they don't hate abortion, they hate choice.

  • @Boiyeso9
    @Boiyeso9 Před 26 dny +1694

    I feel bad for the child. Imagine being born and found out your dad was in a goofy/weird drama over the internet because your father didn't wear protection, and trying to get an abortion, then hearing that other's think your mom was doing for a baby trap. Just sad man. Rest. In. Pepperonis.

    • @bigcatdiary08
      @bigcatdiary08 Před 26 dny

      Guys need to start wrapping it and girls need to start not letting every guy they see bust in them

    • @benygames7399
      @benygames7399 Před 26 dny +30

      far better than being dead.

    • @Unfortunately_Mickey
      @Unfortunately_Mickey Před 26 dny +70

      A goofy internet drama would have been fine. This was a recording of him trying to convince her to get an abortion

    • @GothPaoki
      @GothPaoki Před 26 dny +24

      At least the mother stands for her kid and doesn't want to kill it which is more than could be said for the father. Baby could at least be proud of it's mother

    • @plexyglass429
      @plexyglass429 Před 26 dny +103

      ​@@benygames7399 still a sad existence to be brought into

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 Před 26 dny +2193

    I swear, if we were to take a drink every time a PyroLive video was titled “something something drama” we’d all be blackout drunk

  • @Notllamalord
    @Notllamalord Před 26 dny +456

    Fresh and Fit realizing they have cultivated an audience of alt right 10 year olds who can only describe something using "W" or "L"

    • @masters3104
      @masters3104 Před 26 dny +51

      "Realizing" f you mean, this is the business strat for every single one of these losers.

    • @garretthberne3035
      @garretthberne3035 Před 25 dny +4

      Just like Pyro then.

    • @peartry
      @peartry Před 25 dny +4

      brother that sounds like every streamer with a fanbase

    • @Omenhachi
      @Omenhachi Před 25 dny +1

      FnF L

    • @androgynousmaggot9389
      @androgynousmaggot9389 Před 25 dny +11

      They made fun of Aba&Preach, calling them monkeys, making monkey sounds while wearing white hoods! I mean, Sneko was embarrassed sitting and watching them, and that should save something!

  • @sneg8616
    @sneg8616 Před 25 dny +269

    Crazy how these "sigma" podcasters can professionally pull out when it comes to doing a NFT project that millions invested, but fails to pull out with their girlfriends

    • @imumbreon3052
      @imumbreon3052 Před 25 dny +3

      well said hahahaha

    • @gavinhuttpacificrim
      @gavinhuttpacificrim Před 25 dny +3

      Nice gachiakuta pfp

    • @MrEWWWW
      @MrEWWWW Před 24 dny

      That’s not Sigma, it’s beta to do this shit. They may say they are alpha, sigma whatever, but actions speak louder than words. This is beta simp shit.

    • @LucinaMeow
      @LucinaMeow Před 23 dny +6

      ​@@MrEWWWWalpha doesnt have any pentration while beta can penetrate paper. I would personally say its more gamma because they can penetrate through more things.

    • @toothpasteboy2019
      @toothpasteboy2019 Před 23 dny +1

      ​@@MrEWWWWGamma radiation can penetrate human skin and flesh

  • @ferretbop
    @ferretbop Před 26 dny +308

    That lawyer is genuinely the most insufferable person

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před 26 dny +72

      honestly he looks like an actor playing as a lawyer

    • @hb7873
      @hb7873 Před 25 dny +6

      He was in a soft white underbelly interview that's actually really good. In this he is but he seemed like a cool person in the SWU interview.

    • @032_m.alfathcirrus5
      @032_m.alfathcirrus5 Před 25 dny +11

      Got his knowledge from Better Call Saul.

    • @ProbablyNotLegit
      @ProbablyNotLegit Před 25 dny +4

      Haven't got to that bit yet but liked your comment anyway because I already know exactly what kinda lawyer would wanna take this bullshit on 💀💀

  • @mynameisharry8739
    @mynameisharry8739 Před 26 dny +423

    "Why would you record a conversation unless you want to stick somebody up"
    If you're genuinly worried about someone defaming you, recording the conversation and or keeping chat logs is definetly a good idea.
    I recently confronted a long time friend of mine about their behaviour towards me and that I wanted to cut ties with them. I was genuinly afraid that they might spread misinformation about me, so I recorded the conversation for my safety.
    Thankfully nothing has really happened and I dont plan on keeping the recording anyway

    • @thundercookie1741
      @thundercookie1741 Před 26 dny +42

      I still recommend you to keep it honestly, they might try to talk behind your back or trying to defame you later since they might hold a grude, some people may become just extremely petty after some time

    • @pc14thenumber9
      @pc14thenumber9 Před 26 dny +14

      Wish the best moving forward with what happen to you. My bro in same situation.
      It's been long time after this incident. Luckily it went smooth and he learn not to get close people like that ever again.

    • @Oharucosplay
      @Oharucosplay Před 25 dny

      Things will look up for you!! Sorry that happened to you ):

    • @cultureweeb4831
      @cultureweeb4831 Před 25 dny

      Exactly ! I've been through a couple of abusive relationships in the past that made me getting some safety nets like these to calm my mind when I start feeling anxious around someone or feel like I'm being manipulated. I keep copies of my chatlogs and some conversations in a private folder for protection, just in case I need to refreshen my memory or someone tries to twist something to make me the villain.
      Once you go through something traumatic like treason from a loved one, you understand the urge to record key conversations.

    • @erdragon99
      @erdragon99 Před 25 dny +4

      Keep it, you never know

  • @YCCCm7
    @YCCCm7 Před 26 dny +373

    "Hey don't record this conversation, I'll sue you"
    "Just deduct it from the child support lol"

    • @chazzychizzle915
      @chazzychizzle915 Před 25 dny +9

      “This evidence was illegally obtained and as such inadmissible - case dismissed - lol”

    • @Black0utDayz
      @Black0utDayz Před 25 dny +27

      ​@@chazzychizzle915 You can't tell a jury to un-hear something. Recording the conversation illegally doesn't change the fact he was sleeping around, without protection and is now going to be responsible for child support. Even if she's baby trapping him, this is America, he's fucked.

    • @karanaher-wn4kk
      @karanaher-wn4kk Před 25 dny +6

      ​@@Black0utDayzHe'd still be trapped even he didn't do this in America (maybe some really backwards Asian or African countries, but he'd just get killed by the girl's relatives over there).

    • @Black0utDayz
      @Black0utDayz Před 25 dny

      @@karanaher-wn4kk Oh yeah I was just pointing out it's another Draconian court system so it doesn't matter what laws she broke. He didn't wrap his shit and admitted to fucking. He's 100% screwed.

    • @YCCCm7
      @YCCCm7 Před 25 dny +3

      @@chazzychizzle915 All it takes is a paternity test, which you can request pretty easily of individuals even without any evidence against them. They're not about to make the man pay child support over text messages where he just admits to flunking sex ed

  • @0kayArt
    @0kayArt Před 26 dny +710

    DAMNIT THE WAFFLES DIDN'T KILL HIM

    • @derk6
      @derk6 Před 26 dny +54

      Dont worry, i think the waffles take a bit of time to kick in, give him a sence of false security

    • @Senior_Drill_Sergeant
      @Senior_Drill_Sergeant Před 26 dny +1

      @@OFFICERCOMMANDOTHYGREATok

    • @mcboi7674
      @mcboi7674 Před 26 dny +1

      ​@@OFFICERCOMMANDOTHYGREATwho asked?

    • @zahhak5571
      @zahhak5571 Před 26 dny +17

      Ricin takes a little bit, don't worry

    • @dissonantSkies
      @dissonantSkies Před 26 dny +3

      Mission failed, Agent Truss. We'll get him next time

  • @Lue-rd2lb
    @Lue-rd2lb Před 25 dny +34

    I don’t believe that abortion = murder by any means, but damn telling someone to get an abortion when they said they don’t want one? Crazy

  • @civilprotection3114
    @civilprotection3114 Před 25 dny +187

    I find it funny that these sigma podcasts usually say “Men need to stand up for themselves, take control of their life.” And say in the same breath “Women should be subservient to men, never question things.”

    • @TheJunnutin
      @TheJunnutin Před 8 dny

      Also, when it comes time to man up, all they do is bitch and moan

  • @LeonRuiz
    @LeonRuiz Před 25 dny +51

    Man learns having sex without protection leads to pregnancy.
    Who knew amirite

  • @MeatCuthbert
    @MeatCuthbert Před 25 dny +79

    IMO you can't call it a baby trap unless the guy is actively taking precautions to avoid having a child. Like if he was led to believe she was on the pill, or if he was wearing a condom and she tampered with it, sure. But you can't just use no protection and then be upset when that results in a pregnancy

    • @xfreja
      @xfreja Před 24 dny +6

      exactlyy

    • @snazzyjovialwyrm3314
      @snazzyjovialwyrm3314 Před 23 dny +10

      These "sigma" and "alpha" types rarely ever have critical thinking skills.

    • @Bonkpunktexe
      @Bonkpunktexe Před 22 dny

      tbh these are the same types of men who cry and whine about abortion being accessible, and often times with the argument of "but what if the guy wants a kid", as if it's the dad who has to carry another being inside of them for 9 months and potentially have their bodies ruined from it. if she wants to keep the baby then she has all rights to, it's her body that's carrying the child and he's the one who actively chose to not use a condom or any sort of contraception while saving sex with her.

  • @shroomer8294
    @shroomer8294 Před 26 dny +265

    Her not wanting an abortion is completely her choice. It obvious he isn't going be father and was never going to be but he should still pay child support. That's his responsibility.

  • @Fwedwico
    @Fwedwico Před 26 dny +717

    Time stamps
    0:00 - yap starts
    27:00 - best part

  • @Linnzoppolin
    @Linnzoppolin Před 26 dny +117

    "could you imagine huffing your own farts more? And that's me saying that" -pyro 2024

  • @poisoncupcake2659
    @poisoncupcake2659 Před 25 dny +36

    The way chat are hardcore blaming her is funny too because all she did was quite literally just point out what HE was doing. If he wasn't having sex without protection, she would have no reason to say anything.

    • @Bonkpunktexe
      @Bonkpunktexe Před 22 dny

      tbh if there's anyone they should call a slut and blame for it, it should be the guy since he chose to not use any condom or anything and he's the one sleeping with 5 different women.

  • @FemboyKaiSaku
    @FemboyKaiSaku Před 26 dny +431

    Essentially just exposed these people as grifters

    • @Nikkidafox
      @Nikkidafox Před 26 dny +119

      Literally anyone that unironically talks about being "alpha" or "sigma" is a grifter 100%.

    • @SomeStupidFurry
      @SomeStupidFurry Před 26 dny +8

      Wtf is a grifter

    • @mschulmeister6519
      @mschulmeister6519 Před 26 dny +43

      ​@@SomeStupidFurry "[...] someone who swindles people out of money through fraud" I dint knew either

    • @Nikkidafox
      @Nikkidafox Před 26 dny +67

      @@SomeStupidFurry Basically a person that tries to sell an idea, lifestyle, whatever to try and profit off of it.

    • @SomeStupidFurry
      @SomeStupidFurry Před 26 dny +4

      @@mschulmeister6519 ahh, ok

  • @AbhijeetMishra
    @AbhijeetMishra Před 26 dny +120

    _"Is your baby a guest?"_ Ded. 😂

    • @Creeperfun12
      @Creeperfun12 Před 25 dny

      dead*

    • @chungus100
      @chungus100 Před 25 dny +8

      Dad* 🥺👶🏼

    • @AbhijeetMishra
      @AbhijeetMishra Před 25 dny +4

      @@Creeperfun12 _Ded is a humorous, often ironic, deliberate misspelling of dead._
      _It can be used when something finds something so funny, overwhelming, or outrageous that they are metaphorically “dead.”_
      And yes, I found that overwhelmingly and outrageously funny. 😛

  • @nightmayor6114
    @nightmayor6114 Před 26 dny +162

    4 women....bro was literally handing out cheques for child care. Not so surprising that one of them cashed it.

    • @vsaucelover9660
      @vsaucelover9660 Před 25 dny +24

      5 women not 4 , he said to the one that got pregnant that he "needs to check the other 4 girls"

    • @shirjoy.
      @shirjoy. Před 25 dny +2

      Holy shit bro, least sexist pyro viewer

    • @kingerek6148
      @kingerek6148 Před 25 dny +6

      ​@@shirjoy.?

    • @xfreja
      @xfreja Před 24 dny

      @@shirjoy. fr

  • @gratianray2
    @gratianray2 Před 25 dny +30

    "addressing pregnancy allegations" bro he just has to buy a pregnancy test and give it to her, that's all he has to do, why is he going on a podcast like "guys we dont know if shes even pregnant", podcasts are such a clown show

  • @LampEnjoyer2
    @LampEnjoyer2 Před 26 dny +165

    "One thing I love about the internet is it can make any famous, especially if their stupid."
    We know, pyro, we know.

  • @Sabitizer
    @Sabitizer Před 26 dny +141

    Video title: Sigma Podcast Drama
    Video title changed to: Sigma podcast are cringe

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před 25 dny +2

      it's changed now

    • @Frankhorrigan69
      @Frankhorrigan69 Před 25 dny +2

      The Reddit detectives on the inside

    • @MrEWWWW
      @MrEWWWW Před 24 dny

      Funny thing is this is not Sigma behavior. It’s beta simp shit.

  • @RealMoonmen
    @RealMoonmen Před 25 dny +33

    I’m 99% on her side, he clearly fucked up and should’ve worn protection.
    (Does take 2 to tango of course)
    But I gotta say, it’s selfish to the kid to bring a kid in this world under those circumstances. Why bring a kid into the world to fuck them up, all because of your religion?
    You shouldn’t bring a kid in this world if you can’t ensure they have a happy loving home without a boatload of issues and baggage.

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Před 25 dny +6

      Totally, same. If he didn’t want kids then wear protection, or don’t do it at all. I believe women have a choice if they wanna have kids or not, but for those that do, none of us can ensure our kids will be brought up in a good, loving home. Anything can change. Some kids did okay with a single mom, some don’t. Sometimes parents divorce later, or one up n leaves. Sometimes one or both pass away. Some parents believe they’re doing the right thing but are just messing up their kids. Some change for their kids *for the better.* We don’t know, but we can go day by day and just try - that goes for both kids and parents.

    • @RealMoonmen
      @RealMoonmen Před 25 dny +5

      @@KATinBLACK You’re right, there’s always going to be some variability in peoples lives. Even if the kid was brought into a home that appears to have all the tools for them to thrive.
      But I gotta comment, I don’t think you should bring kids into the world if the home is already broken and there’s already a lot in the way of healthy development. This kid for the rest of his life will know his dad is a garbage deadbeat, and possibly receive comments on it. Videos on Fresh being a scumbag are always going to float around. Videos of him pushing all the blame and responsibility on his mom. The fact that he manipulated his mother and slept around and came in his mother without protection like a dumbass. The drama surrounding it, etc etc.
      The kid deserves much better than this. But hey, I came from a broken home also. Can’t always control your circumstances ig.

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Před 25 dny +5

      @@RealMoonmen yeah, you right. If I was that woman, I don’t know if I would tell my kid who their dad is, but they might find out eventually. Hopefully this shit gets buried deep in the annals of the internet by the time the kid’s older so that A) they don’t find out about their deadbeat dad and B) so they don’t get sucked down the Fresh n Fit rabbit hole

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline Před 25 dny

      I am 100% on her side. Children have been brought in the world in worse/better situations and ended up better/worse. You never know what life brings. If she wants her baby, her body and her choice.
      Also, where is the sex education? Even if he never jizzed into her, she could still get pregnant if they are rawdogging. Fuq. People have gotten pregnant by condoms. Those are 99% effective.

  • @Beckzyy
    @Beckzyy Před 26 dny +36

    you can tell that lawyer barely passed his class, and thinks hes the absolute bees bollocks because he scraped by a law degree 😂 "my daddy has more money than your daddy" energy fr

    • @noonyabeezniss4911
      @noonyabeezniss4911 Před 25 dny +3

      Bee's knees
      Dogs bollocks
      Bees Bollocks, the words done did the fusion dance

  • @user-tx9nw3qn8n
    @user-tx9nw3qn8n Před 26 dny +63

    Pyro rocking the Aloysius O’hare cut

  • @BigSmoke-dp4yh
    @BigSmoke-dp4yh Před 25 dny +32

    fun fact: the directors of the movie Matrix, the red pill that was used as a metaphor to "escape the matrix" were actually red estrogen pills.

  • @prorokdc
    @prorokdc Před 26 dny +74

    Fresh and Fit x Saul Goodman collab is crazy

  • @7thTreasure
    @7thTreasure Před 25 dny +25

    I honestly love Pyro for putting it on the dude too for not wrapping, unlike the many who just blame the woman for getting pregnant.

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před 25 dny +2

      to be fair, a lot of people are blaming both, the guy for not wearing condom, and the gal for baby tripping the father using the excuse of "muh religion"

    • @notapplicable6985
      @notapplicable6985 Před 25 dny +1

      ​@@bunnyventiI mean lots of people don't follow their religion except for the big stuff.

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Před 25 dny

      @@bunnyventi thats not what baby trapping is. Baby trapping would be if she intentionally deceived him by lying about being on birth control, poking holes in the condom, etc., but from the sounds of it, this dumbass was just raw dogging without protection and now wants to whinge about being "baby trapped" because of the consequences of his own actions. Dont get me wrong, I think people who oppose abortion just because of their religion are dumb too, but the woman has every right to choose to keep the baby if she doesnt want to go through an abortion, just like how a woman has (or should have) the right to an abortion if she doesnt want to go through pregnancy.

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Před 25 dny

      @@bunnyventi thats not what baby trapping is. Baby trapping would be if she intentionally deceived him by lying about being on birth control, poking holes in the condom, etc., but from the sounds of it, this dumbass was just raw dogging without protection and now wants to whinge about being "baby trapped" because of the consequences of his own actions. Dont get me wrong, I think people who oppose abortion just because of their religion are dumb too, but the woman has every right to choose to keep the baby if she doesnt want to go through an abortion, just like how a woman has (or should have) the right to an abortion if she doesnt want to go through pregnancy.

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Před 25 dny

      @@bunnyventi thats not what baby trapping is. Baby trapping would be if she intentionally deceived him by lying about being on birth control, poking holes in the condom, etc., but from the sounds of it, this dumbass was just raw dogging without protection and now wants to whinge about being "baby trapped" because of the consequences of his own actions and because he cant force a woman to abort. Dont get me wrong, I think people who oppose abortion just because of their religion are dumb too, but the woman has every right to choose to keep the baby if she doesnt want to go through an abortion, just like how a woman has (or should have) the right to an abortion if she doesnt want to go through pregnancy.

  • @steel5897
    @steel5897 Před 25 dny +16

    These scammers are infuriating, they literally prey on vulnerable people and grift them out of their money to sell them ideas that make their problems WORSE while living in luxury with their victims money. They deserve everything bad that happens to them and way more.

  • @buhbuh305
    @buhbuh305 Před 26 dny +18

    at 14:54 someone said "creampie clown" its the first time ive laughed at anything related to fresh and fit

  • @lilBroilerD2
    @lilBroilerD2 Před 26 dny +29

    18:13 bro looks like he wants pictures of Spiderman

  • @abs0008
    @abs0008 Před 26 dny +21

    never thought i would hear pyro saying "laying pipe" ever

  • @cultureweeb4831
    @cultureweeb4831 Před 25 dny +12

    As someone that was dealing with an abusive partner in the past, it's the kind of thing I do to protect myself once I start sensing something's fishy. But it always stay hidden to protect myself in case something happens, no need to share that stuff for everyone to see. I take for granted everyone does the same with what I write or say on the internet.
    In this age of frauds and manipulators, having a set of safety nets is a must with any new relationships. That being said, knowing that guy, I'm not surprised that she'd record it in case he said something monstruous. Plus, isn't abortions borderline-illegal in Florida? If that's so, him wishing her to do it might be criminal depending on the amount of weeks she's being pregnant. 😆

    • @apolloandwarrior_3229
      @apolloandwarrior_3229 Před 25 dny +2

      Abortions are completely illegal in Florida. Knowing his politics I'm pretty sure he also supports the full on abortion ban.
      Btw this ban includes ectopic, dead fetuses, and other cases.

    • @ConnieTheo
      @ConnieTheo Před 25 dny

      @@apolloandwarrior_3229 Yo wtf... you can't even abort dead fetuses? Clown country

  • @dnsoulx
    @dnsoulx Před 25 dny +14

    to speak on when pyro was talking about people getting married so soon, sometimes it weirdly works out. my parents dated 3 months, got married after 6, and have been together for nearly 30 years, yet i have a cousin who dated someone for 8 years, got married, and divorced a year and a half later. obviously it just depends on the person and their culture, plus how ready they are to settle down. poor kid

    • @loveableheathen7441
      @loveableheathen7441 Před 25 dny +2

      "my parents dated 3 months, got married after 6" so what happened in between 3 and 6 months? Did they break up? 😂

    • @Bors1240
      @Bors1240 Před 25 dny +5

      @@loveableheathen7441 prolly engagement?

    • @loveableheathen7441
      @loveableheathen7441 Před 25 dny +1

      @@Bors1240 either way it's a dumb thing to say. That's like saying "my nana smoked cigarettes for 40 years and she's just fine. That means cigarettes must be good. I dunno, it's at least worth trying smoking"

  • @Bacon_Boomer
    @Bacon_Boomer Před 25 dny +5

    Bro couldn't afford a real lawyer so he got a bootleg retired saul goodmen.

  • @DjDeadpig
    @DjDeadpig Před 26 dny +78

    Pyro, do you define sigma by if someone is an over 200 pound furry?

    • @2miligrams
      @2miligrams Před 26 dny +16

      the lack of response to this comment already confirms it 😔

    • @ellusiv5121
      @ellusiv5121 Před 26 dny

      Ok, that’s pretty sigma (whatever that means)

    • @slaughtrrbeach
      @slaughtrrbeach Před 26 dny +3

      guys look up sigma omegaverse

    • @17carrots
      @17carrots Před 26 dny +4

      ​@@slaughtrrbeach why have you cursed my eyes with this nonsense

    • @Nataniahuahu
      @Nataniahuahu Před 25 dny

      ​@@17carrots don't worry if you need eyebleach google gay furry porn

  • @user-dc1gb9xx5n
    @user-dc1gb9xx5n Před 26 dny +30

    Loving the Fallout 3 hair

  • @GroundZeroSFM
    @GroundZeroSFM Před 26 dny +62

    Just a friendly reminder kids born in 2008 are 15-16 years sold. They can be driving or working. You should feel old NOW👨🏾⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před 26 dny +22

      wow people ages, that's crazy yo

    • @slaughtrrbeach
      @slaughtrrbeach Před 26 dny +8

      the fact he thought they were 12 had me in years
      He genuinely thinks we're in 2020

    • @crazyboytrongaming1988
      @crazyboytrongaming1988 Před 26 dny +19

      @@bunnyventiyou are definitely 15

    • @dragonkeeper0578
      @dragonkeeper0578 Před 26 dny +1

      Bruh why you gotta remind me

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před 25 dny +12

      ​@@crazyboytrongaming1988 close, im actually 9. proud to be the oldest pyrocynical fan

  • @Nexus_65
    @Nexus_65 Před 25 dny +9

    Fresh and Fit ❌
    Thing 1 and Thing 2 ✅

  • @hvk_8124
    @hvk_8124 Před 26 dny +7

    one thing my mum has always told me is if you don’t want a baby, wear protection or just don’t do it. Also in her defence, from the texts she didn’t mention child support much until the other 4 girls were introduced, she wanted him to just be a father i felt.
    idk tho, have a good day ❤

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před 26 dny +1

      that's not very debased and sigma suppositoried

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Před 25 dny +2

      @@bunnyventi you take your sigma pills as suppositories? Why?

  • @generickitty50
    @generickitty50 Před 26 dny +31

    Erm what the sigma

  • @schwarzwald6672
    @schwarzwald6672 Před 26 dny +20

    And yep when you bring on the crooked lawyer your fully cooked.

  • @GothPaoki
    @GothPaoki Před 26 dny +26

    Damn this dude casually asking the mother to put down the baby because it doesn't fit his lifestyle is so chilling. Bro is legit a psychopath.

    • @markielarkie6288
      @markielarkie6288 Před 25 dny

      not really, lifestyle choices is why alot of women get abortions. and i wouldnt consider them psychopaths

  • @venomsabre2696
    @venomsabre2696 Před 26 dny +19

    0:47
    >

  • @nd0055
    @nd0055 Před 26 dny +15

    bro is blaiming the women for being pregnant because he didnt use a condom, truely confusing

    • @nd0055
      @nd0055 Před 26 dny +1

      nut in V = baby thats just how it is bruh

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před 26 dny

      just don't get pregnant lol it's not hard

    • @pc14thenumber9
      @pc14thenumber9 Před 25 dny +4

      Bro tryna show raw masculinity and chicken out when result is out.

    • @nd0055
      @nd0055 Před 25 dny +8

      @@pc14thenumber9 imagine claiming to be the embodyment of what a man should be but refusing to accept responsibility for your child, truely a moment

  • @damothehuman2025
    @damothehuman2025 Před 25 dny +7

    If this channel hits 1 million, i will divorce my wife

  • @dissonantSkies
    @dissonantSkies Před 26 dny +14

    not me sprinting to the trough 😍

  • @nerd26373
    @nerd26373 Před 26 dny +3

    We appreciate you giving us insights on this drama. You'll always have our support.

  • @Chockman_
    @Chockman_ Před 26 dny +54

    bro think he penguinz0 🙏🙏🙏🙏💀💀

  • @fredbrad2036
    @fredbrad2036 Před 25 dny +4

    You know it's coocked when you they have to bring in the lawyer to debate a mother.

  • @nono9543
    @nono9543 Před 26 dny +16

    I'm shocked. SHOCKED... Well not that shocked.

  • @PedroLucas-ix8tx
    @PedroLucas-ix8tx Před 26 dny +13

    Pyro try to not say "rizz" every 3 seconds in this video(impossible)

  • @Miss-lr6zt
    @Miss-lr6zt Před 26 dny +5

    Thanks for doing what you do pyro ♥️

  • @hoodeez
    @hoodeez Před 25 dny +10

    "most women dont respect most men" sounds like women dont respect him

    • @ConnieTheo
      @ConnieTheo Před 25 dny +2

      I mean if he meant "most men in this room" then he's right

  • @JuliaWAE
    @JuliaWAE Před 25 dny +7

    I would only marry someone after living with them in the same house for AT LEAST 1 year MINIMUM ppl are NOT themselves outside you'll only truly know someone after living with them if someone can't recognize that they're on that copium for sure, ppl absolutely have an outside personality and a private one no one is themselves outside

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Před 25 dny

      You got your many faces/masks: work, home, friends, family, etc. They’re all you, but only parts you show. I agree. I wouldn’t move in till like almost a year in (if we both can pay rent, cuz nobody buying a home or renting alone in this market), and then marriage is on the table after a year of living together. Pyro won’t get married cuz he wants to keep all the shekels

  • @pressure662
    @pressure662 Před 26 dny +21

    Pyrocynical Podcast Drama

  • @CAKE-DUDE
    @CAKE-DUDE Před 26 dny +55

    Yap starts 0:00

  • @mcbill7352
    @mcbill7352 Před 26 dny +1

    pyro i will soon be 20. Thank you for keeping us entertained over all these years

  • @thessupreme2818
    @thessupreme2818 Před 26 dny +5

    Rizzologist made me actually laugh out loud

  • @randomdan1648
    @randomdan1648 Před 25 dny +7

    Heres some free advice to find a relationship; stop listening to sigma/alpha scammers who couldn't care less about you and treat women like fictional characters
    Heres, honest to God, what you should be doing;
    - work on yourself. Be more hygenic and keep your space clean, workout a reasonable amount that dosent intrude your job or important tasks, learn to love yourself before you love others.
    - socialise with friends. Understand whats socially acceptable and whats not, surround yourself with people who appreciate you for you, not your reputation or how much is in your wallet or your politcal stance, fuck all that, go hang out with some folks who like you because you're great to be around.
    - Stop fantasing fictional goals on women (i.e. "Ill only ever date a 9 or higher with blonde hair, big boobs, fat lips, at least 6 feet tall, makes 500k a year, etc") ask yourself why you want to be in a relationship in the 1st place? For love? For money? For a boost in your reputation? Would you feel comfortable if your child dated someone like you the way you are now?
    At the end of the day, be respectful, expect rejection and move on, and stay humble

  • @Jinxonxanax
    @Jinxonxanax Před 25 dny +6

    -she shouldn't've record
    -whomp whomp

  • @realminko
    @realminko Před 26 dny +5

    i just saw you on xqcs recommended on stream pyro, you made it

  • @goldenchi1d228
    @goldenchi1d228 Před 26 dny +17

    Might delete this video later

  • @nickandrews2255
    @nickandrews2255 Před 25 dny +3

    Not more power to them. We need to slow down so we are able to be parents or have people or find partners that we feel like are like how we wish to have as parents or special partners to help each other to not repeat cycles of trauma where kids lives are the collateral damage for our poor decisions.

  • @PatrickLowe271
    @PatrickLowe271 Před 25 dny +3

    15:43 “Bro’s 12 and he’s roasting”
    Bro does not know basic math 💀

    • @killherqueen
      @killherqueen Před 25 dny

      see, the 2020 pandemic got our minds all screwed up 😭 cs 2008+12=2020 so pyro-chan be thinking it's still 2020.. and who doesn't sometimes?

  • @spoobini
    @spoobini Před 25 dny +2

    If you see your lawyer on a podcast its time to get a new lawyer

  • @hospitable_ghost
    @hospitable_ghost Před 22 dny +1

    It's so funny how mad they are that they even have to address it. Myron is SO pissed his boyfriend had a baby on him.

  • @federalcasemaker
    @federalcasemaker Před 25 dny +4

    Bro thinks he's Saul Goodman

  • @Hiremepyro
    @Hiremepyro Před 26 dny +6

    FELL OFF

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Před 25 dny +2

    the chat on that stream pyro was looking is funnier than every comment section on this channel

  • @Josh_Swartz
    @Josh_Swartz Před 26 dny +1

    I was hoping this was an actual video and not just a stream highlight

  • @roosterhead2540
    @roosterhead2540 Před 26 dny +3

    Fell off

  • @ibechase705
    @ibechase705 Před 26 dny +21

    7,609 views in 18 minutes pyro deflated 😭🙏

  • @ScrapBandit
    @ScrapBandit Před 25 dny +1

    In the state of Florida, unlawful recording is considered a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison and a $5,000 fine.
    Each audio recording and each time it is shared is a separate felony.
    Florida civil law allows a victim, in this example, Fresh to file an Invasion of Privacy Tort and obtain damages.
    For any of this to apply however both the conversation and recording must have taken place within Florida.

  • @bunnyventi
    @bunnyventi Před 26 dny +1

    pyro i love your hair today

  • @slim1019
    @slim1019 Před 26 dny +35

    Felloff

  • @AnthonyLopez-oo4ow
    @AnthonyLopez-oo4ow Před 26 dny +1

    Bro looks like stomedy

  • @HydroOptimist
    @HydroOptimist Před 25 dny +2

    When sucki sucki 5 dorra goes too far

  • @wifiphone1032
    @wifiphone1032 Před 25 dny +3

    Being a furry is cringe, yet here we are pyro.

    • @thechatter7102
      @thechatter7102 Před 25 dny +1

      no its not, being proud of it is. stop liking your own comment you freak

    • @Koi-the-idiot
      @Koi-the-idiot Před 25 dny

      Yeah but whats worse getting shorty pregnant and not taking responsibility

    • @wifiphone1032
      @wifiphone1032 Před 25 dny

      @@Koi-the-idiot being cringe is worse

  • @roadrider720
    @roadrider720 Před 26 dny +7

    5 minutes and only 2,000 views? Pyro fell off.
    On a real note, love your content man. Keep it up!

  • @Columbidaee
    @Columbidaee Před 26 dny +1

    thank you sloppycynical

  • @puffpuffpass3214
    @puffpuffpass3214 Před 25 dny

    I mean I've asked about one in a scare but immediately followed it up with "both of us aren't in the best place to be a parent, but at the end of the day its your decision". Thats how you do it boys. Also stop hitting it raw, life is better without the anxiety

  • @gothdiedbaby
    @gothdiedbaby Před 26 dny +6

    we love slop

  • @Elster-512
    @Elster-512 Před 26 dny +12

    Ah yes the classic Pyro video Yaps for 5 minutes then sits watching someone else's video with a corpse like reaction then yaps for the last 5 minutes. 100/10 Slop

  • @SumoDudo
    @SumoDudo Před 25 dny

    “Playing Minesweeper” is such a good analogy

  • @godish_tv8623
    @godish_tv8623 Před 22 dny +1

    What if you are in a 1 person consent state calling someone in a 2 person state and vice versa is only 1 person allowed to record the conversation?

  • @Belisariuslover
    @Belisariuslover Před 26 dny +15

    SLOP TIME BABIEEEEEEEEEE

  • @toazzy9336
    @toazzy9336 Před 26 dny +8

    she might be baby trapping, but he certainly made it easy

  • @The_St1nky
    @The_St1nky Před 25 dny

    New pyro channel. Take a shot every time the thumbnail or title is changed

  • @Installity
    @Installity Před 25 dny +1

    that lawyer did COKE before he went up bro i kept seeing him rub his nose

  • @migaloo364
    @migaloo364 Před 26 dny +4

    Day 5 of me asking Pyrocynical to make a video essay about Ongezellig

  • @isahakpaslikyan9698
    @isahakpaslikyan9698 Před 26 dny +5

    Ah fresh slop at last...

  • @ahmadshabazz698
    @ahmadshabazz698 Před 26 dny +1

    Grinding Palworld, came out just in time...

  • @gajusm
    @gajusm Před 26 dny +3

    Aids

  • @bigwsly
    @bigwsly Před 26 dny +6

    100 view in 54 seconds felloff

  • @kuruptkyubi5364
    @kuruptkyubi5364 Před 26 dny

    The chat is just basically pyro's chat lol

  • @patticake5367
    @patticake5367 Před 25 dny +1

    Allegedly she recorded it in NY. Which is a one party state. I believe the law refers to the state the recording is being made in.

  • @p0kiipanda
    @p0kiipanda Před 26 dny +3

    Peepee

  • @dankinmcspankin3123
    @dankinmcspankin3123 Před 26 dny +3

    i love that they flip flop so hard about abortion. one minute women say my body my choice and then as soon as they can make money the dont want to kill? which one is it? is a fetus a life or not im tired of these people changing the definition of life. its all just to benefit whoever can make money

    • @mila_paige9997
      @mila_paige9997 Před 26 dny +17

      I mean different woman have different opinions. Women ain’t a hive mind mate. Besides the saying is my body MY choice, which means the woman chooses.

    • @marisol64647
      @marisol64647 Před 25 dny +1

      I do find it a bit disconcerting that she stated that one of her main reasons that she wouldn’t want to get rid of the baby is because of religion. It kinda of feels disingenuous when it’s mentioned since she’s supposedly going around with assholes like Fresh. But then again, who am I to judge.

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před 25 dny +11

      man discover women's mind aren't interconnected

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před 25 dny

      you're gonna shit your pants once you find out that women poops

    • @dankinmcspankin3123
      @dankinmcspankin3123 Před 25 dny

      esl