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- čas přidán 11. 01. 2024
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in the span of 2 minutes , this man threw a ps5 and then ripped his pant for no reason .TRULY a sane person
Psycho Streamer 2
I'm glad Pyro has acknowledged that his channel and roleplays are the worst inventions of all time.
Pyrocynical maid
yeah at least his editing isnt lifeless
If i got dollar for every time i saw one of these comments id be more rich than Pyro
what do you losers get from typing this? does it make your miserable lives better for a few seconds or something...
You people disgust me.
I like how all of the AI showcases can be summed up as either:
A. Ungodly abominations
B. Demonstrating use cases so mundane that otherwise don't require AI (that Lenuvo AI being the worst example - you don't need AI to record a 20 second loop of you staring at the camera)
Or c, rich people bait like the razer car or folding tv
@@ImNotFine44 You can have 30 or 50 folds and 1 fold would have a video playing and other fold a different
Like for example
folds with odd numbers play video A folds with even number play video b
so when you look at the TV from one angle video A plays from diffirent angle video B plays
this doesnt have any practical use its just really cool
for some clever advirtisment for some shit idk
Another mundane use case, nvidia's "won't break eye contact" tech.
You forgot the last option which is gaming accessories with built-in AI cheats. So truly some manmade horrors well within our comprehension. At this point AI should take over because we are doing it dirty... the first thing we do with it is make it talk weird, sit in boring meetings and cheat in online games. We're not even at a Detroit: Become Humid scenario yet, it hasn't even gained sentience and we're already treating it like subhuman trash and making it look like the toys under Sid's bed.
Theyre inventing rollerscates again
20:49 Was actually emotional. Pyro's rant made me go through an emotional rollercoaster, he's really good at making speeches. Everyone needs to see this.
holy shit that was inspirational
Why
Thanks gonna goon to this later
Damnit I thought this was real :(
Im soo glad i saw it live👃👃👃
Im glad we've reached a point where we can make skibity toilet a reality
Spell it right next time don’t disrespect it dude
@@buddyleonard9352 please tell me you're joking...
skibity toiliet
@@Boswizzles you expect shitbibi fans to understand what jokes are at their age
@@theultimatetrashman887 yea lol
Pyro trying not to make the same joke challenge: impossible
Pyro trying not to overreact to donos for money challenge: impossible
Pyro trying not to make fun of furries so he can pretend like he aint one challenge: impossible
He makes great main channel vids but his second channel is a react Andy at this point
Yeah its predictable at this point
mf, pyro's fans are worse when it comes to saying the same joke over and over again, fuck you mean?
If it gets him money for more main channel vids its all good. Aint my money anyway XD
The group that most hate furries, is furries.
b..b..but ps5 has no games
I like how someone mentioned the small hole inside of pyro's shorts and he just bugs under your skin there are bugs under your skin get them out rip them out get them out rip them out
thank you for the heads up! 😀 i ripped off ny skin and the bugs are everywhere now.
"designed for factory or warehouse workers"
pretty sure 1 hour of battery isn't going to be really helpful on a 7-8 hour shift.
The point of the transparent screens is for the near future so your landlord can replace your windows with screens filled with ads, that way he "reduces" his over Inflated rent price (a lie) and he's selling the ad space getting paid double.
2 unskippable ads for grammarly to see the sun
Oh my god I want to kill myself
Oh no...they will do that wont they :(
nah let me get you a even worst one , office cubbicle will now be even smaller and your manager will now be able to see from accross the room what you do on your screen
@@athomicritics your boss being able to tell if you're slacking off is nowhere near as bad as having ads placed in your own home.
@@athomicritics uh, bro. They CAN see what you're doing on your screen now, they monitor all your activity. Even if you are on your phone, if you access the internet via the office's wifi it all gets logged.
Be careful with office laptops while in home office too.
(maybe that was your point and I missed it, sorry)
Let's take a moment to thank pyro for keeping us FAT with slop
He truly keeps us all SO FULL
He never fails to fill us up with his slop
He's grooming us with slop to make us fat for his enjoyment
were gonna turn him on guys stop 😭
Pyro likes when things are fat
How did Pyro slave away his editors to edit a 3 hour stream a couple hours after he finished it
Of course he threatened them with Funko pops
He offered special feet and thigh pics.
This is truly the worst invention Pyro has ever made
EDIT: This Is Truly A Rough Year For Pyrocynical
EDIT 2: This Pyrocynical Guy Is Truly Fake
EDIT 3: They Truly Ruined Pyrocynical
EDIT: PYROFURRYCAL, CHANGING THE TITLE WON'T STOP ME. THIS IS WAR.
EDIT 2: FURRYCYNICAL, I CAN KEEP GOING FOREVER. BRING IT.
EDIT 3: NIALL FURRPHY, I NEVER SLEEP.
This is truly the worst comment Nickladin has ever made
20:50 is where he shows his invention guys
Feet @@benzicol
Maid pyro
@@rexxe001 🤤
4:44 you already made more “no games” jokes than there are games for the PS5
Sometimes i have no idea if pyro genuinely hates his fanbase or not
I have no idea if chat is genuine in their bullying or not. Funny either way
Theres a running gag of the community hating him and roasting him every video and stream. He plays into it, he broke early in the video laughing at one and went back into "time him out"
He's playing it up, he's broken character a few times
I wouldnt blame him if he did
To be fair, his fanbase give as good as they take
Pyro becoming the no self-respect lolcow he was always meant to be ❤
dont really see it.....all I see is him enjoying himself when he makes these videos and you miserable losers commenting on every video.
Guys when I said we needed to give Pyro more love I didn't mean LUST
I competed alongside the Wehead / Dragontree guys a couple years ago, here's a little background for those interested:
The original tech they created was clever stretching of 2d video input to project it onto a 3d head. You'd take your phone, join a video call and it'd be output on the Wehead. They put that on top of a humanoid robot, which you would teleoperate while sitting at a computer with a webcam (with tracking gloves). This was actually pretty innovative as they were one of the first serious teams that let you operate their robot without having to enter VR- and your face would be projected in real time onto the robot which offered a pretty competitive level of telepresence.
Not sure why Ilia pivoted the product away from robotics and more towards a niche ai... thing. But maybe its just crazy Russian innovation I'm too dumb to understand.
Sometimes I can't tell if Pyro is doing all that stuff (throwing ps5 etc.) just for the bit, or he's legit going insane.
Pyro makes jokes like a soundboard, can't wait for the 7th GTA 6 joke this week!
and the 30th "no games" joke of the hour
we got [thing] before gta6
20:50 After months of edging to pyro videos I couldn't hold it anymore I'm sorry guys
Skibidi toilet starts at 19:08 and ends at 22:59
Pyro being born was indeed the worst invention his parents ever made
imagine being so rich that you're destroying your clothes and ps5's for fun
ps5 have no game
He's not doing it for fun, he's on stream. If he can make more donos by making his stream entertaining, he isn't losing money. I doubt he walks around off stream destroying his own stuff.
it was a joke bro@@greyfells2829
Dude! I frickin LOVE distracted driving! I always try as hard as possible to beat my high score in all the mobile games while topping out my speed (the high speed police pursuit makes for added challenge) and i even have three tvs cycling through the HOTTEST SCENES( from movies AND pyro's streams) I am DEFINITELY gonna buy that ps5 car , it's everything I've ever wanted! Prolly gonna get the razer car too and tow it along with a buncha bungee cords so i can bring those laptops in and gring ever more game to my time on the road , and the leds are so pretty!!! Can't forget to supe both of em up with loudeners and everything (looks like the Razer car already has some space taken up, so unfortunately I can only add a bass setup to one of them, sadge. Any way i heard there's an achievement if u hit all the pedestrians so i gotta go do that! Maybe I'll even use that Handy thing to goon while I do it? I wouldn't getting miroki into my passenger seat either
The feet stream was truly the best invention that pyro has ever made
Fr everyone wanted feet
small bulge is a bonus.
We got pyro feet and thigh reveal before gta 6
Damn his thighs 🤤
my favorite moment is at 6:32 when pyro whips it out
Amazing the speed that pyro has for spotting furry's of his kind
7:56 thong moment
I discovered the rest of the stream, now i can die in peace
I’m glad pyro’s acknowledging the invention of this channel
They did it. They finally made the Japanese toilet real.
Someone in chat donating a thousand dollars to see pyro's feet dealt immeasurable psychic damage straight to my brain.
Pyro never fails to make the worst things 😊
33:48 Pyrotechnics schizophrenia confirmed
This truly is one of the most Pyro videos of all time
I love clicking on a slop video and seeing pyro call a robot a furry within the first 30 seconds 😊
26:28 finally the tiny desk engineer is real
dont buy the moonwalk, buy heelies, they are batteryfree
Bro the playstation car is the next generation of texting and driving. Imagine getting pulled over and you tell the cop "Just a second officer, I'm trying to hit a clip"
Destroyed me when he launched his PS5 into the wall without hesitation and still couldn't resist the "no games" bit. Then he literally rips his pants open after a comment about the hole. This man is pure chaos and I'm living for it.
I like the idea of sandals with wheels where I can strap them to any sneakers, but not the tech part. just lower rollerskates you can quickly take off and throw in your backpack. I'ma make me ones
Bro is losing his marbles
I can't get over that Mario
Imagine making battery powered bluetooth skates for warehouse workers that only last 1 hour
Imagine your PS5 controller begins drifting while you are on the highway crashing you into a tree.
the furry robot is gonna take pyros job
Imagine buying those sandles on a factory workers salary.
Never felt older in my life then when pyro asked “you guys know what heelies are right!?”
Great Video, Hairochinical. Truly one of a kind.
Edit: Just gooned off to pyros feet.
This is genuinely the most unhinged Pyro stream I’ve seen yet. Bro threw his PS5, ripped his short leg almost entirely off, etc.
40 minute slop means we are not getting a main channel vid any time soon
The real worst invention is CZcams for hosting pyro's slop
Actually, I have a skin problem where the skin on my legs dries up to the point where it starts cracking all over the feet when they get sweaty, and as its incredibly painful to even walk then, the roller-sandals actually seem quite nice, besides the price and charging
You know roller skates exist, right ?
@@ChickenKinglolz Course I do, but if I worked for instance in a manual labor job, I couldn't really wear rollerskates, could I? Also with rollerskates you kinda have to propel urself by putting your weight onto your feet, which these dont need as theyre charged by electricity, so if i get them correctly you dont really need to even step at all, and just casually "ride" around
Only working for 1 hour before needing to be charged pretty much invalidates any argument you could make for their utility
@@K0ksaCZyou wouldn’t be able to work a manual labor job with that condition regardless but I’m pretty sure a Segway would be more effective/cheaper/more socially acceptable in almost every scenario
16:29 Finally. We can find the Rhythm for Cbat
he's already in a deep stage, his mind is already past the line of insanity
I was just about to die of starvation but Pyro saved me with this slop.
As someone with OCD it bothers me immensely that he never paused stream to replace his shorts
8:30 Imagine if bro presses slightly too hard on the accelerate trigger and the car rips out into the audience... 💀💀💀
The only reason Pyro doesn't like the Furry bot is because it's not inflated enough
The man who sold his feet but gave us his buldge
Pyro’s gonna be all over that smell-o-vision when it comes out. He can finally truly experience fat tf2 pyro.
hed smell like cigarette smoke but 10x worse.
I'm glad to see Pyro is finally going insane. Keep up the good work Pyrocynical!
33:59 At first I didnt but if you look at where the top left corner of the "t" in "honestly" is you can see the line, and if you follow it you can see where it intersects with the other horizontal line which isn't as visible but its more grey than the brighter white line that's going down
That handy toy is nothing man. I remember Maid Select 3D 2 when it was Japanese exclusive they had a VR controller that also was a fleshlight. That’s real innovation.
Pyro doesn’t even have a double chin guys
5:16 I would say this would cause a lot of crashes because of distracted drivers but no nogames
5:57 Imagine buying an Afeela just so when GTA 6 releases you can play immediately after buying the hard copy. Just run and grab one and get away booting it up in your car just so you can be the first person in the world to experience it.
Pyro's finally acknowledging that inventing his channel was a mistake
Pyro never fails to deliver the baby
Bro is on a video call lookin like the Klasky-Csupo logo like real 👁👄👁 type beat.
I love using youtube vanced because it has a feature where it highlights like a really important point on the video, like the moment of the thumbnail, the moment of discussion of the topic wich was in the title etc, and the point it highlighted wasnt the thing that looks like the kid from thor, IT WAS PYRO SHOWING HIS FUCKING FEET!
Still waiting on a stream where Pyro doesn't mention Critical.
only pyro could manage to look and act dumber in such a short period of time
Can someone explain to me why he is getting so heated over innovative tech?
10:11 what i find funny about the microled is they forgot most shows have backgrounds, so you wont even be able to see through it most of the time
Pyro logic
Pyro: I have a hole?
Pyro: “Tears them apart” Fixed it
Also pyro: I had those for like 4 years I really liked em
that is not how quotation marks
@@rokkraljkolesa9317how then mr “Genius smart guy”
Pyro’s favorite part of CES is the innovations in furry and adult toy technology.
This is truly the livestream I watched this morning of all time
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
Introduction
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.
someone summarize this in skibidi toilet plz. i can't read
"It's designed for factory workers."
Only lasts one hour, yeah sure.
2:21 The funny thing is that they actually used to have some workers put on roller-skates to move quicker and be more efficient. They literally did this in the mid-1900s and they’re acting as if it’s some new revolutionary thing.
I'm glad pyro finally went insane
I like that Pyro insists that the transparent screen is useless, when it is clearly meant to be put in the middle of a room and not up against a wall.
Pyro is finally self aware!! :)
Pyro's toe is bigger than both of his wrists.
Streamed all the footage just a few hours before the upload, truly, the master of slop content
pyro is just giving us the sloppiest of slop im loving it
I always thank the humble Pyro for the daily slop.
We wont forget the bulge incident Pyro.
pyro bulgy wulgy uwu :3 ^w^
Havent laughed that much in awhile.
"Where'd that laugh track come from while i was speaking?"
6:23 I'm so glad pyro made a ball reveal, worst day of my life
Came for the slop, stayed for pyro feet
little did pyro know, his shorts joke would end up in him accidentally flashing his underwear to the audience at 7:57
call it a hunch but i don't think it should be shown on stream...
Oh dear if your worried bout 7:57 just wait for the rest of the stream
bro i was not expecting him to make the hole bigger
2:54 Pyro flexes his herman miller chair
Pyro you’re my favorite trans creator 😍
pyro the donos make this video unbearable
"you can social with robots"
*awkward stares*
This was truly one of the streams of all time
The