Strange because he couldnt have possibly reached the exhaust with the hammer on that car. Would've been the inlet manifold. Also he was right about the fuse box, theres the ECU and fusebox underneath. The air filter is on the other side. I'm fun at parties.
@@howinson5926 'Christ the king has risen' is a reference to the resurrection of Jesus in the Bible. The shop was called 'Christ the King' but it wasn't open because it was so early in the morning. the shopkeeper hadn't woken up (risen). Hope that explained it.
May: "I could have done a better job with the end of a bulldozer!" Clarkson: "Well, I couldn't find any tools." May: "The back of the car is full of bloody tools! The biggest tool in this operation was YOU!"
I first started watching these guys almost 7 years ago, and in all that time, I think I've yet to witness James speak anything as loudly and powerfully as his "Clarkson" at 4:32
Specifically "Yankee" tourists. For our worldwide brothers that is *just* the Northeast region of the US. They are hilarious, and the South and West coasts laugh at them too. Maritime and Great Lakes Canadians (old ones) dress like that too on holiday. Must go back to Colonial times.
Me: "Let's watch the funny moments of the TG Africa special!" Friend: "Okay, but you selected the wrong video, that one is the entire episode..." Me: "Um yes... I know?" Honestly how can every minute of this be so funny and entertaining? Literally anything they do and say is comedy gold. They could literally get stuck in a traffic jam in the middle of London and I'd still watch them...
‘No... not my finger’. Top Gear was and always will be the best show in the history of television, it’s such a shame we have to pay to watch the show now. :(
9:05 "OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN IF YOU THERE, MAKE IT ALL UPSIDE DOWN PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE" But the reality the Volvo not upside down but the Ford Scorpio were upside down XD
"Oooh hang on that is the throb of a turbo charge flat four engine, a sound which all of the world heralds the imminent arrival of a MORON" Best intro ever😂😂
I am currently driving my way through France and Italy, and every time I see a Sandero, I can't help but go "Good news!" Sadly my family is now insisting I do it inside my head.
I think it’s an amazing experiences. I thought it was absolutely wicked when people came around selling food and drinks for breakfast, to me that is such an amazing example of life
James: A pair of tin snips looks like a pair of robust scissors and their function is obvious. They're obviously not a hammer, obviously not a screwdriver. They are obviously not a spanner. They are obviously designed...(Jeremy turns off radio) Jeremy: There we go. That's got rid of him.
Jeremy's "handbrake" bashing out the rear window of his car will forever be one of the funniest things ever put to video.
I agree with you
Hammond's reaction is funny he almost falls over
Especially considering his recent boast of his large intelligence and hammonds reaction which is golden
this entire special is peak tv
@cornholio329 it's the schoolboy snort when James makes the joke about the hammer for me
3:57 MAY!
4:33 CLARKSON!
3:03 HAMMOND!
Speed 0.5x LOL😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I love how he yells "MAY!"
*CLAAAARKKKSOOON* !!!!
Speed 1.75
“Jeremy broke out his vast and sophisticated tool kit”
*THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD*
What else is electric in here ?
@@sebastiangroben6892 "not the exhaust manifold" 🤣
@@Mr2ghost2
-oh well i hit the fuse box or whatever that is
-thats the air filer
It's all mechanical! You can mend it with a hammer!
Hamond and May both saying "not the exhaust manifold" is honestly one of my all time favourite moments
"As dawn broke, the peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal.."
"CLARKSOOOOOONN!!"
Brilliant line XD
What a start to a beautiful Ugandan morning
some say that is still echoing in that valley to this very day
I love how casual and nonchalant Richard is about cooking in the back of his car unaware of Jeremys presence😂😂😂
For a certain value of cooking. He's really just reheating Heinz baked beans to eat off of a dirty plate.
because it was staged
"There is Jezza's back alley, well found!"
what epside is this?
I do believe it says so in the title.
I don't get it? can someone explain?
I think it's an anus joke.
I googled it Jezza is the nickname for Jeremy that makes more sense x)
I like how they all shout their last names in this special
HAMMOND!!!!
MAY!!!!
CLARKSON!!!!
CYBERFORCE _GAMING all in that order
And that Hammond's when Jeremy yells at him haha!
HAMMOND! You blithering idiot!
1:36 xD “Not the exhaust manifold” Said at the same time xDD
6:00
Strange because he couldnt have possibly reached the exhaust with the hammer on that car. Would've been the inlet manifold. Also he was right about the fuse box, theres the ECU and fusebox underneath. The air filter is on the other side. I'm fun at parties.
towlie911 lol I bet you are
it was probbably staged
For funny moments from this special, you may as well upload the whole thing
I support this 100%
Mr Flibble your name scares me so much
Adam Nelson good. Good....
Russian ?
This falls under fair use, upload the entire thing and you got a lawsuit on you. Just google and you'll find the entire thing.
THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT A HAMMER
THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT A SCREWDRIVER
THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT A SPANNER
XD
XDDDD
Im dead😂😂
There, that's gotten rid of him
There we go that's got rid of him
"It's weird. Christ the King hasn't risen yet."
Could you explain what that mean is?
@@howinson5926
'Christ the king has risen' is a reference to the resurrection of Jesus in the Bible.
The shop was called 'Christ the King' but it wasn't open because it was so early in the morning. the shopkeeper hadn't woken up (risen).
Hope that explained it.
@@strangelee4400 there you go
ruining the joke
The push that Clarkson gives him is so perfect.
@@howinson5926 are you stupid
May: "I could have done a better job with the end of a bulldozer!"
Clarkson: "Well, I couldn't find any tools."
May: "The back of the car is full of bloody tools! The biggest tool in this operation was YOU!"
“IS THAT MY DOOR?” “Whot?”
1:34 Jeremy "What else is electrical in here?"
James & Richard together *"Not the exhaust manifold!"* 😂😂😂😂
1:35 Jeremy "What else is electrical in here?" James & Richard *perfect harmony* "Not the exhaust manifold!" Priceless!
“CLARKSON!!”
Morgan White never gets old
Rhodri Osborne I don’t think there’s anything better than hearing May shout “Clarkson” :’)
Then on the mission to save Hammond .....
Charlotte Dunois “SPEED AND POWER”
You rang?
best trio ever. no other presenters from other nations can contend to the chemistry of these three.
5:56 I like how long it takes May and Hammond to realise what has happened LOL
I think it's time to pull out of jezza, I just hope nobody sees me doing it.
Toilet 1235
James
Follows that horroyfyong statue that rend withs clarlson screaming... POWER!!
4:20, one of the best moments in BBC history! 😂😂😂
I first started watching these guys almost 7 years ago, and in all that time, I think I've yet to witness James speak anything as loudly and powerfully as his "Clarkson" at 4:32
i know exactly where its gone
hammond: *is mumbling nonsense*
clarkson: MAY
He's talking about how he doesn't know where the piece is and that's he's not going to tell Jeremy.
“I have no idea an you will never get it out of me”
“Is that scrap metal from my door?”
(yes it is)
3:03 His Face says it all
I hear the drums echoing tonight
She hears only whispers of some pillock shouting "CLARKSON*
Jeremy's right. I've seen American tourists and they're hysterical
Specifically "Yankee" tourists. For our worldwide brothers that is *just* the Northeast region of the US. They are hilarious, and the South and West coasts laugh at them too.
Maritime and Great Lakes Canadians (old ones) dress like that too on holiday. Must go back to Colonial times.
George Jensen. As are the most hilarious and thick people in the world: Limeys and their colonials. Just cocking about....
S Tho limeys are soldiers of the navy and colonial means to do with the colon where I am from. Not sure what they mean in that context.
Only a sith deals in absolutes
KRKATANAKID. Yeah the Jedi just lie, obfuscate and make out with their sisters.
3:03 HAMMOND!!!
3:57 MAY!!!
4:32 CLARKSON!!!
Jordi Acevedo 😭😭😭
2:24
'i think he's started to dye his hair'
2:44
the nod of 'yeah he has for sure'
When they laugh at the American tourist's 😂😂😂
TOURISTS. TOURISTS. TOURISTS. REPEAT AFTER ME, NOT TOURIST'S. FFS.
@@gazzaclarkson2547 calm down Clarkson
@@gazzaclarkson2547 Enlglishman. They dont need to finish primary school over there. They just go to work at age 13
it's twelve now since donald thump is in da house 👍
I thought they were British tourists...
I couldn't be the only wheezing when Clarkson broke his rear window with the log 😂
4:33 *CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!*
3:03 HAMMOOOOOOOOOND
3:57 maaaaayyy
Best bit is at 6:16 when the chaps realize what's happened.
NOT THE EXAUST MANIFOLD
4:35 I don’t think I’ve ever seen May so mad 😂😂
3:57 *MAY!!!*
So funny. XD
HAMMOND
"Not the exhaust manifold!" 😂
6:13 the build up is brilliant.
The small pause before Richard and James realize Jeremys smashed window is priceless
I thought the video title said "Toto Africa Special funny moments" but I am not disappointed.
Whoever tried to teach you how to read might be, though.
The peace & serenity of the beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal 4:33
“CLARKSON!!!!!”
The golden ages of top gear
*Not The Exhaust Manifold*
Clarkson: “what else isn’t electrical”
Hammond & May simultaneously: “not the exhaust manifold”
Me: "Let's watch the funny moments of the TG Africa special!"
Friend: "Okay, but you selected the wrong video, that one is the entire episode..."
Me: "Um yes... I know?"
Honestly how can every minute of this be so funny and entertaining? Literally anything they do and say is comedy gold.
They could literally get stuck in a traffic jam in the middle of London and I'd still watch them...
::Clarkson stares at poop covered mattress:: "HAMMOND!!!"
1:59 2:55 British humour at its finest 4:32 The peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by a wild animal
All things considered the WRX did phenomenal in this
‘No... not my finger’. Top Gear was and always will be the best show in the history of television, it’s such a shame we have to pay to watch the show now. :(
You don't. Just use one of the many excellent torrent websites available.
It's only $70/year, and you get free expedited shipping on your Amazon orders. Win win.
@@4600norm “only”
9:05 "OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN IF YOU THERE, MAKE IT ALL UPSIDE DOWN PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE" But the reality the Volvo not upside down but the Ford Scorpio were upside down XD
It is quite astounding how spot on Hammond was about May griping about the piss poor job they did cutting the top of the bonnet off. Too funny
5:59 The cloud of dust flowing in is just the cherry on top. You honestly couldn’t make it funnier if you tried. 🤣
"The biggest tool in this entire operation was you!"
Gets me every fucking time.
"Oooh hang on that is the throb of a turbo charge flat four engine, a sound which all of the world heralds the imminent arrival of a MORON"
Best intro ever😂😂
4:32 my favorite moment CLARKSOOOOOOOONN
James may in history books i LOVE That💖💖
M Zaid he himself is a piece of history
3:05 Hammond looking like a seedy shop owner in turkey. “Hello my friend”!😂😂
3:10 Funniest moment imo 😂😂💀💀💀
the way james says "good neeeews". just like prof farnsworth
TheOdderlbert "Good news! The Dacia Sandero is blah blah blah!"
I am currently driving my way through France and Italy, and every time I see a Sandero, I can't help but go "Good news!" Sadly my family is now insisting I do it inside my head.
Jeremy: Well look on the bright side, James, it's going to be scorcher today
*Window smashes, covering him in dust*
OH MY GOD!
XD XD XD
“We just entered Jezza” *falls over with laughter*
Clakrson:🗣 Hamoooooooooond!!
Hammond:😶
😂😂😂😂😂😂
'Was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal'
C L A R K S O N
The log going through the rear window has me in tears
Christ the king hasn't risen yet 😂
Jeremy 👉🏻 what's not electrical in here? 🤔
James and Hammond 👉🏻NOT THE EXSAUST MANIFOLD 😂😂
James's favourite quote
James: Cricky! It's the Albanian, African, Algerian, Australian, Antarctic, Austrian, Angolian, Argentinian Rozzers!
"Not the exhaust manifold." 😂😂😂😂😂
Hammooooooooond!! 😂😂
I always forget how many iconic moments come from this Africa special.
You might as well put the entire episode, in my opinion the best of the entire top gear (The old one obviously).
6:38 always gets me everytime 🤣🤣
“LOOK AT IT, I mean that looks like it was done with a knife and fork by the council”
3:19 is my favourite. Always will be.
6:10 to 6:15 silence
couldn't have been more dramatic
5:55
The state of that bonnet is horrendously amazing 😂
Ohh how i miss these X’D fucking crying of laughter 4:30
Yea we are quite the hysterical tourists, I must admit.
7:09 SUBARU = U ARSE ?
I think the E came from "Impreza"
I guess they snipped off some of the B so it would become an E
@@keeperofeurobeat8421 yes... the E is shorter.. thats a B trimmed down to E
"Christ the king hasn't risen yet"
4:21
lmfao
The look on Hammonds face after Clarkson shouts his name lmao!
I loved all three cars in this special!
When James said good news I was expecting another reminder of the Dacia sandero.
When Jezzas rear window got smashed I in hysterics 😂😂😂
6:54 BEEEEEEEEEEP
"Sir Richard Hammond" *stink face* 😂
"U ARSE" I always lol at that one.
May:CLARKSON
Jeremy:MAY
Hammond:
I think it’s an amazing experiences. I thought it was absolutely wicked when people came around selling food and drinks for breakfast, to me that is such an amazing example of life
This evening I'm going to neeeeed THESE and I'm going to neeeeed THEESE aand THIS..........
IZ JAMES MAY 2013
Probably the best special of them all
James: A pair of tin snips looks like a pair of robust scissors and their function is obvious. They're obviously not a hammer, obviously not a screwdriver. They are obviously not a spanner. They are obviously designed...(Jeremy turns off radio) Jeremy: There we go. That's got rid of him.
0:01 don't lie to me and tell me you didn't try to do the fingers like Jezza 😂
3:57, 4:33, and 3:03 kill me every time.
"A sound that all over the world, heralds the imminent arrival of a moron".
May and Clarkson arguing about Mays bonnet was the most hilarious part of Top Gear EVER!
I got an ad for the grand-tour on this top gear video. Lol
1:43 ... i feel good nanananananana i knew that i would
Everytime i break my curtain closes
"James May, Discoverer of the Nile! ...And two other blokes."