Top Gear Burma Special funny moments

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  • @emptybox6874
    @emptybox6874  Před 6 lety +85

    Check out my new video: czcams.com/video/gZ5Q3H8dT6U/video.html
    When James May laughs he sounds like a dying duck

    • @kenolsen1845
      @kenolsen1845 Před 5 lety

      NO

    • @j.r.bolton7867
      @j.r.bolton7867 Před 4 lety

      No

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      @jackleo4632 Před 2 lety

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    • @cassiusrylan3361
      @cassiusrylan3361 Před 2 lety

      @Jack Leo instablaster :)

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      @jackleo4632 Před 2 lety

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  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter Před 6 lety +1641

    If you watch the behind the scenes Jeremy did empty his lorry unscripted and it pissed off the crew and the culture minister 😂

    • @tomsun0282
      @tomsun0282 Před 5 lety +6

      What video is it?

    • @JosephStardust
      @JosephStardust Před 5 lety +37

      What is a “culture minister”?

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde Před 5 lety +254

      A Culture Minister is a local dignitary that meets with the crew and works them through local customs and proper behavior so as to not offend anyone. Or, at least, to LESSEN the effect of offending anyone.

    • @DustinPlatt
      @DustinPlatt Před 5 lety +5

      @Blue Turtle Is that new? I can find so much on this site. My goodness. This is like the invention of the wheel. Thank you!

    • @astroboirap
      @astroboirap Před 5 lety +5

      a burmese murderer @@Vladpryde

  • @VincenzoInfi
    @VincenzoInfi Před 6 lety +733

    "No mate, on the shelves of Tesco that has the value of about a fiver"

  • @liolp808
    @liolp808 Před 3 lety +91

    Richard: "Are you gonna cut it with peas?"
    James: *Duck laugh mode activated*

    • @frasergibson5763
      @frasergibson5763 Před 2 lety +2

      Would you mind explaining that joke? I don’t get it...

    • @iceMarrow2000
      @iceMarrow2000 Před 2 lety +5

      @@frasergibson5763 the basis that you "cut" (mix) cocain with other things so the joke was saying is he going to mix it with some peas 😂 quite funny of Hammond tbh

    • @frasergibson5763
      @frasergibson5763 Před 2 lety +2

      @@iceMarrow2000 thank you. Merry Christmas

  • @MrTrick.
    @MrTrick. Před 6 lety +278

    "Are you going to cut it with peas?"

  • @bikramb1
    @bikramb1 Před 6 lety +459

    5:31 James: "Jeesus, I mean Buddha" lost it 😂😂😂

  • @Gigidag77
    @Gigidag77 Před 6 lety +231

    "Modern lorry drivers are cris *P* and shar *P* "

  • @reececollison5101
    @reececollison5101 Před 5 lety +95

    Jeremy‘s face and his laugh at 8:19 is enough to cure anyone’s bad day 😂😂😂

    • @andershebekk251
      @andershebekk251 Před rokem

      you can see its only water, not piss. They are pooring in waterbottles

  • @gregoryfish1606
    @gregoryfish1606 Před rokem +32

    James' slow reaction and laugh to cutting the rice with peas is brilliant

    • @StaffordMagnus
      @StaffordMagnus Před 11 měsíci +7

      Hammonds grin just makes it, he knew he'd dropped a good one.

  • @jonnynik7626
    @jonnynik7626 Před 5 lety +44

    The line "maybe it is so that it can milk itself" is underappreciated

  • @MegaHayes
    @MegaHayes Před 6 lety +330

    5:19 "Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco!" Ha!

    • @mindedchaos
      @mindedchaos Před 5 lety +6

      wasnt there a episode where he says hello horse i shall call you burger lol

    • @jackguest145
      @jackguest145 Před 5 lety +1

      Jackboy Yeah both happened

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde Před 5 lety +1

      See? This is why you are no longer of any use to anybody, because of fuel.
      Yeeeerrrsss, you see, cars are better than you!

  • @fusiionn2464
    @fusiionn2464 Před 6 lety +790

    “There’s a slope on it”
    How I miss the jokes that these three made

    • @livingfailure2701
      @livingfailure2701 Před 5 lety +16

      They always keep making jokes ;)
      Do you watch the Grand Tour?

    • @luvr381
      @luvr381 Před 5 lety +45

      Nowadays we need to celebrate political uncorrectness.

    • @edinson1613
      @edinson1613 Před 5 lety +4

      Bet you wouldnt find it so funny if you were a slope. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHaHAAAAaaaeeeeeeee, he said slope...... so funny. HEHEhhehhehheeeee. The irony is that brits, officially the fucken ugliest nationality on earth, with their rotting teeth and bad breath, are making fun of an asian's appearance. LOLLL!!!!!11

    • @invicti830
      @invicti830 Před 5 lety +129

      You seem upset rice boy

    • @ToX1CPlayer
      @ToX1CPlayer Před 5 lety +51

      who hurt you, Edinson?

  • @ramwinter2622
    @ramwinter2622 Před rokem +21

    By far the best Top Gear special of this era. It just isn’t the same today.

  • @JackFroster
    @JackFroster Před 6 lety +436

    Burma, home of the golden C R I S P S

    • @SRTDODGY
      @SRTDODGY Před 6 lety +1

      TheJackFroster I watched that vid

    • @Tehguy248
      @Tehguy248 Před 6 lety +6

      I've bought a CraarcH

    • @JackFroster
      @JackFroster Před 6 lety +1

      Oh is that what that is?

    • @SRTDODGY
      @SRTDODGY Před 6 lety

      Tehguy248 YT C R I S P S

    • @Tehguy248
      @Tehguy248 Před 6 lety

      ...................................hey

  • @genesistrack4185
    @genesistrack4185 Před 5 lety +51

    Clarkson had the best idea for living quarters. Man that looks sharp.

  • @Killer392134Gamers
    @Killer392134Gamers Před 6 lety +74

    ooh is too warm, so warm, fresh rain warm 😂

  • @crazy4gta1
    @crazy4gta1 Před 6 lety +60

    "BMW 325i and this... almost identical"

  • @jacksammons7031
    @jacksammons7031 Před 4 lety +38

    7:29 favorite part 😂😂😂😂

    • @mrh9120
      @mrh9120 Před 3 lety +1

      I laughed like a moron

    • @adityavisu
      @adityavisu Před 3 lety +4

      Everybody is sure to lose it at this part😂😂😂😂@7:29

  • @e.hutchence-composer8203
    @e.hutchence-composer8203 Před 5 lety +83

    I used to watch these specials when I was like 10, and the amount of jokes I didn’t understand baffles me. Of how things change in a matter of years.

  • @Peqqy
    @Peqqy Před 6 lety +49

    2:21 Best laugh ever :P

  • @ScuderiaInspire
    @ScuderiaInspire Před 5 lety +84

    6:38 Footage Of Clarkson Leaving The BBC 😥

  • @asbjrnc7877
    @asbjrnc7877 Před 6 lety +273

    there's a slope on it

    • @danielwillems3795
      @danielwillems3795 Před 6 lety +1

      tbh, I don't get the joke. Does it have something to do with the native man walking on the other side?

    • @asbjrnc7877
      @asbjrnc7877 Před 6 lety +7

      Daniël Willems It does, he is the slope, they got a lot of "attention" for the comment.

    • @danielwillems3795
      @danielwillems3795 Před 6 lety +10

      Asbjørn Christensen I was rewatching it on netflix and that scene isn't on there

    • @asbjrnc7877
      @asbjrnc7877 Před 6 lety +5

      Daniël Willems Probably Netflix censorship

    • @penguiz23
      @penguiz23 Před 6 lety +54

      Yea, a slope is a derogatory term for an Asian. It's just a funny joke fuck people being daisies and censoring it.

  • @22jos
    @22jos Před 6 lety +217

    golden rain..

  • @AbsoluteAbsurd
    @AbsoluteAbsurd Před 6 lety +64

    7:55 im fucking CRYING X’D

  • @xboxgamerboy1045
    @xboxgamerboy1045 Před 5 lety +21

    (6:01) James May: Jesus... CLARKSON!!!

  • @xboxgamerboy1045
    @xboxgamerboy1045 Před 5 lety +18

    (10:08) Jeremy Clarkson: That is a proud moment, but, there's a slope over there
    Richard Hammond: Your right, it's definitely higher on that side

  •  Před 6 lety +56

    "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!"

    • @hannahmcgahan8920
      @hannahmcgahan8920 Před 3 lety +1

      I cried laughing at that 🤣🤣🤣

    •  Před 3 lety

      @@hannahmcgahan8920 Me too. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JohnYenchick
      @JohnYenchick Před 3 lety +1

      God above!!!

  • @alecmagill8121
    @alecmagill8121 Před 5 lety +14

    2:18 “Are you going to cut it with peas?”

  • @hectoriiibongconuqui7106
    @hectoriiibongconuqui7106 Před 6 lety +13

    So many moments defined by one word.
    "CLARKSON!"

  • @turretkrino3880
    @turretkrino3880 Před 5 lety +14

    I'm Burmese and I love this special of Top Gear

  • @bensstuff1889
    @bensstuff1889 Před 4 lety +13

    2:21 best laugh ever

  • @brodielounder268
    @brodielounder268 Před 6 lety +42

    I find that Burma's bridges and roads often have lots of slopes on them Jeremy

  • @Adargi
    @Adargi Před 6 lety +51

    Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco! (For no obvious reason what so ever!)

    • @Tempcore_
      @Tempcore_ Před 6 lety +2

      Probably because the horse was gonna be the way to get fuel, and you can get fuel at tesco? Something like that

    • @lukemmurphy795
      @lukemmurphy795 Před 5 lety +39

      Adargi It was in reference to the Tesco horse meat scandal.

    • @tomfoolthegreat
      @tomfoolthegreat Před 5 lety

      Luke M Murphy r/woooosh

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde Před 5 lety

      "See? This is why you are no longer of any use to anybody, because of fuel.
      Yeeeerrrsss, you see, cars are better than you!"

    • @Jtmissile
      @Jtmissile Před 4 lety

      Luke M Murphy
      Huh, never knew that.

  • @thesandwich5321
    @thesandwich5321 Před 6 lety +29

    My great gramma came from Burma... I know literally nothing about the place except for what I've seen on Gear Tops.

  • @H1GHLANDER11
    @H1GHLANDER11 Před 5 lety +8

    Even still I can rewatch the REAL top gear. These 3 are the best😂👌

  • @michaelrawson6261
    @michaelrawson6261 Před 6 lety +44

    So for once, Clarkson and May weren't TAKIN the piss...!!! 😂

  • @hokage1997
    @hokage1997 Před 6 lety +28

    I miss this top gear

  • @EatMyBricks
    @EatMyBricks Před 5 lety +11

    "this must be buddism in action. I want to convert"

  • @cs512tr
    @cs512tr Před 4 lety +6

    "are you gonna cut it with peas" lolol

  • @blond339
    @blond339 Před 5 lety +13

    A: hammond's in the way and B: i cant be bothered

  •  Před 6 lety +34

    6:03 *CLARKSON!!!*

  • @bhargavrajadhyaksha2646
    @bhargavrajadhyaksha2646 Před 5 lety +17

    James: 'CLARKSON'

  • @DanielSadjadian
    @DanielSadjadian Před 6 lety +6

    Such a great episode!

  • @Matt-wg9xn
    @Matt-wg9xn Před 3 lety +6

    Really appreciate the jokes that don't seem staged

  • @jimmychoo1198
    @jimmychoo1198 Před 5 lety +6

    both horses in different specials love jeremy , tesco and burger ( hehe ) , was both so chill lol

  • @carldavies9080
    @carldavies9080 Před 5 lety +1

    luv this episode..one of the best ever

  • @gem_bob95
    @gem_bob95 Před 3 lety +6

    I love James laugh 😂

  • @hurricanefury439
    @hurricanefury439 Před 5 lety +13

    Hammond got a golden shower in burma WTF

  • @neilfurtado_1865
    @neilfurtado_1865 Před 4 lety +3

    This is one of the best trips they did!

  • @rareplayz4821
    @rareplayz4821 Před 5 lety +1

    This was a great episode

  • @gilesj0132
    @gilesj0132 Před 3 lety +2

    Best top gear special ever 😂

  • @Liammckennaftw
    @Liammckennaftw Před 3 lety +2

    Never been a better car show

  • @rebeccapoynter6131
    @rebeccapoynter6131 Před 5 lety +3

    Hilarious when James falls out of the tent :p

  • @Ace_Clayton
    @Ace_Clayton Před rokem +2

    We all came here for one clip
    "Hammond you idiot you've reversed into the sports lorry"

  • @xboxgamerboy1045
    @xboxgamerboy1045 Před 5 lety +8

    (9:28) James May: CLARKSON!!!

  • @logancoles8940
    @logancoles8940 Před 5 lety +4

    "Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco"

  • @peterholland82
    @peterholland82 Před 5 lety

    Crisp, and sharp.

  • @msap6813
    @msap6813 Před 5 lety

    The quick panel flash at the beginning it looks like the one label says: wizards? That's what I call a truck option.

  • @amandataebby
    @amandataebby Před 5 lety +1

    the jam bear is legendary

  • @HSTHoward
    @HSTHoward Před 2 měsíci

    “Crisp and sharp” 😂

  • @josetunez9584
    @josetunez9584 Před 10 měsíci

    Mi favourite special!

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 Před měsícem +1

    10:14 that’s when the BBC was forced to apologise after Clarkson use the word slope when describing the Asian man

  • @puzzlefischer1205
    @puzzlefischer1205 Před 5 lety +3

    Modern lorry drivers are crisps and sharp

  • @Sitti2300
    @Sitti2300 Před 5 lety +10

    This Burma Special made me realize how much we under-appreciate automatic gear

  • @MaxHohenstaufen
    @MaxHohenstaufen Před 6 lety +4

    HOLY MOLY!

  • @LimePartician
    @LimePartician Před 3 lety

    This is hilarious

  • @OperationCrossroad
    @OperationCrossroad Před 5 lety +7

    8:00 -> I can taste it...

  • @MO_OKAYU_GU
    @MO_OKAYU_GU Před 5 lety

    ‘Hello horse, I will name you tesco.’

  • @chrisbell1987
    @chrisbell1987 Před 5 lety

    i am goin to call you Tesco 😂😂😂

  • @FaintAcrobat
    @FaintAcrobat Před 5 lety

    Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThisIsTEC
    @ThisIsTEC Před 5 měsíci

    2:16
    “IT’S NOT WRYCE!!!!”
    - Jezza the ‘Arguing’ Orangutan, 2014

  • @mnwctid
    @mnwctid Před 5 lety

    HOLY MOLY

  • @MCTaezer
    @MCTaezer Před 6 lety +17

    They should've stopped by Myanmar while they were over there.

    • @ExplorationOfAI
      @ExplorationOfAI Před 6 lety +2

      TaeZer Hahaha

    • @titaniumslug
      @titaniumslug Před 5 lety

      J Peterman has something to tell you: czcams.com/video/7_5qaz7qSRU/video.html

  • @simonr.9368
    @simonr.9368 Před 5 lety

    i can taste the goodness 😂

  • @djbazman69
    @djbazman69 Před 9 měsíci

    That last one ....

  • @leong2002
    @leong2002 Před 4 lety +1

    Heaviest teddy bear in BURMA

  • @mridoit1701
    @mridoit1701 Před 3 lety

    Homie got a golden shower lmfaoo

  • @Marxuz_H0w
    @Marxuz_H0w Před 5 lety +2

    5:09 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @oncomwaria1707
    @oncomwaria1707 Před 5 lety +1

    Clarkson!!!

  • @kevinobill4818
    @kevinobill4818 Před rokem

    7:25, what is the name of the musical instrument? I loved it

  • @ravjayakodi2746
    @ravjayakodi2746 Před 5 lety

    the jambear...

  • @ArmandoVictorForno
    @ArmandoVictorForno Před 6 dny

    "James, you've fallen out of your tent"
    Yes, like James didn't realize on his own 😂 or like if that sentence would make any sort of difference ahahah

  • @erenzz2463
    @erenzz2463 Před 4 lety

    jeremy: hello, i shall call you tesco
    horse: o k

  • @RizkymArifin
    @RizkymArifin Před 4 lety

    7:45 Goddammit. Jezza & May 🤣😅😁🤣

  • @donofdevilsaj
    @donofdevilsaj Před 3 lety

    "Jesus, I mean...Buddha." 😄

  • @nicolastravisdaniel9366
    @nicolastravisdaniel9366 Před 5 lety +2

    5:09🤣🤣

  • @AndrewTheRocketCityRailfan4014

    Tonight,
    I look like a School Teacher
    James Looks like a Farmer
    And Richard wears Tank tops.

  • @keganpatterson5671
    @keganpatterson5671 Před 2 lety

    Lol Golden rain 😁😄

  • @xubairahmed4180
    @xubairahmed4180 Před měsícem

    7:51 Jeremy and May looking at each others.....

  • @MatthewMcMaster
    @MatthewMcMaster Před 3 lety +2

    9:48

  • @danielmason8688
    @danielmason8688 Před 2 měsíci

    There’s a slope on it 😂😂😂 I wonder if other people understood the joke

  • @hussali8838
    @hussali8838 Před 10 měsíci

    By midnight I have been through every crop in the area 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @MilkDrinker218
    @MilkDrinker218 Před 2 lety

    Why is it that every single time they use horses, Jeremy, who deserves getting hurt the most, never gets hurt at all

  • @MegaHayes
    @MegaHayes Před 6 lety +4

    5:02

  • @stulchmulch227
    @stulchmulch227 Před 5 lety +3

    In the end he got to keep the jam

  • @coleperkins770
    @coleperkins770 Před 5 lety +1

    7:42 u can see the water bottle

  • @ashleyjparker3073
    @ashleyjparker3073 Před 4 lety +4

    Tonight
    Richard get a cold shower
    James Laugh like a duck
    And Jeremy get pissed off

  • @travelsofmunch1476
    @travelsofmunch1476 Před 5 lety

    CLARKSON!!

  • @kahlbuckley5844
    @kahlbuckley5844 Před 6 lety +8

    Clarkson? Funny you funny man

  • @paddyh8023
    @paddyh8023 Před 5 lety +1

    Are you gonna with peas?" LOL