Frr, as a programmer who's working on an app with user encryption and I'm trying to figure out the most secure ways, I TOTALLY understand Cloudflare's approach here (I'm a cloudflare user who'd heavily get f*cked if cloudflare gets hacked) Any lava lamp that breaks, any earthquake, literally anything that happens besides the lava lamps just chilling will intensify the encryption
if the company hired a stoner for their security concepts they are even more likely exploitable, and deserve to get hacked. people with vices are much easier to exploit as they rely on a service from already immoral individuals that you could EASILY pay a few bucks to snatch their phone while they're stoned and put a RAT on the device so the second they enter the facility the network is accessible from a remote location. im casting no shade on stoners, but this is the reality of malicious actors. just look at statistics of how many hacks are executed through human error alone.
While this is cool as hell it won't work in the future when quantum computers become viable brute forcing this will become easy I'm not saying it isn't good I'm saying that quantum computers are literally millions of times better than even the best super computers
Some examples... - Yoghurt wrapper, folded to make a spoon. - Socks to make a neat bun hairstyle. - Wire hangers to clear blocked drains. - Telephone box as a little library.
Honestly the natural world is the best inspiration for any solution if we just look around. And by that I mean the way physics play out in lavalamps (cuz obviously lavalamps are man-made).
@@akiraic , the problem is coming up with a loop of code that can be impossible to predict , such a pattern is very complex. The solution to this is very simple , just put in hundreds of lamps .
It's really just a cool functional art project. There are much cheaper and simpler ways to achieve the same goal, it's brilliant from an art standpoint but not really from a technical one
@@liamdonegan9042wym their is cheaper and simpler ways? To stimulate randomness, they used something that moves slow enough for computers to track, encode, and then loop, making encryption keys that are independent of each other, and can be made and independent of that last, allowing hackers to not be able to get inside through algorithms, or literally any way, due to the randomness. (That is a big method hackers tend to get into your data, and unless they have a direct connection into the server through you giving them access or making that info vulnerable, their is almost no way for them to get in.) This is all done in a non-moving environment, with no crazy movements that something like cogs, animals, or other objects that have, and use mechanics which can easily fall and break apart over time, or is very dependent on outside force to keep it going, which can suddenly cause the algorithm to become consistent, and break the system eve more, which also can’t use tech for the other obvious reasons. allowing the computer to not have to move, but a cascade of different patterns to be created independent from a algorithm really is the best way here, and besides the high electricity bill, this is pretty ingenius of a solution, and because it’s a lava lamp, it doesn’t move, only the wax inside, and besides electricity and making sure the Amps/life of the lamp is maintained, sustainability of this system is going to last a good while, look pretty, and maintenance is a really big no brainer. Idk how you could make a easier way of doing this with the nice ergonomic design, low maintenance, and easy efficiency, with the benefit of being able to move it if needed, unlike other possible examples :/
That is actually really smart and clever. Using an everyday item as an encryption tool and encouraging people to see it to encrypt it further is genius
@@redunbiased8417 it's not his pattern. This is like saying if you invented the knife to stab things, but now I use it to spread butter on toast that I have to pay you for that usage beyond just the cost of the knife
Well the meaning of "wall of entropy" is literally a wall of randomness as entropy stands as randomness, it is taught in thermodynamics that entropy of universe is constantly increasing.
@@Soken50 Exactly. They can be predicted and a truly talented hacker will figure out the pattern or just crack the code regardless. The Pentagon is still more secure than this.
@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel That's the joke, the uncertainty of quantum effects on the jiggling of atoms and the larger scale thermodynamics and fluid dynamics makes it impossible to model with enough precision to predict the outcome for any meaningful length of time.
or pay a prospective tinder date of an employee to put a RAT on their phone to get network access; then work on privilege escalation, and/or mac-match the device the cam connects to, observe till you reverse engineer the algo (or pay someone to do so that is knowledgeable enough to do so) and late when no one is there set a looped feed in between cam/terminal and exploit.. just saying. not impossible. and all they did by posting this is give any malicious actors insight into their mentality/false confidence.
Oh yeah I actually think I've heard of that once. Nice to see refresher on it though. Really awesome and it's just amazing that they actually thought about this
@@izyanazhad5015I never thought that there was such thing as a douch bag so large that they would correct something as small as to and too no one fucking cares
@@izyanazhad5015 I never knew there was such a thing as a douch bag so large it covers the earth by correcting a grammar mistake that isn’t noticeable and nobody cares about even if they did notice
@@deimudda2130there's a big gap between being a grammar nazi and typing *too. In fact, with how much literacy has declined I'd say they're doing a small service and you, a disservice.
Not really, not only someone has to predict the movements of each lamp but also predict then one will be broken? How does that get codes? Multiple zeros??? Or nothing at all? Maybe they also set a random value for a missing lava lamp that makes the whole "predict this" even more absurd!!
thats because there isnt such thing as truly random. its just nearly impossible to predict due to the sheer amount of variables making it seem random simply because its not possible to predict
@@ShaggyCZ it's probably because because it scans the environment and create an encryption based on lighting, shape, color, hue, saturation or whatever they used so if even your finger got in the frame of the camera you would contribute making the code safer
if this is real and they posted it online it's either a great marketing solution for people who know very little to feel good about their "services/security" or a serious act of hubris... all it takes is to place a looping video file in the right place and have a lazy employee with bad personal device protocol for this to be an absolute mistake.
there's also a few backups in event that the camera breaks, the camera also carries some internal noise so it would continue being random if obstructed
yeah even a covered camera records tons of noise. the lava lamps are more of a publicity stunt, and a very successful one at that. in reality they likely primarily rely on specialized RNG hardware, such as those that detect nuclear decay from radioactive material. with our current understanding it's literally impossible to predict even under ideal lab conditions
Damn. Plot foiled lol. Maybe there's an image that both doesn't get detected and provides a deterministic PRNG seed though. Assuming the camera is connected via power-over-Ethernet. Would be a hilarious heist.
@@Amnionic Even then the code would be random. Basically the only way to have any chance of hacking this is to cover the camera so it has a completely black image. It would be really difficult though.
Do to how Chaotic lava lamps are as well as the insane number Of variables that could affect their pattern this would be Impossible even the best Supercomputer would fail to do so
In conventional computers, it doesn't exist. But in reality or the universe, that becomes an unknown... there is no way for us to know if there is some master pattern or not.
@@rodrigovillegas2263 why not use a wall of lava lamps? All that matters is that there is a sufficient amount of chaos that the state can't be predicted or reversed, fluid dynamics has yet to be solved with the navier stokes' equations.
Wouldn’t work, even if the hidden camera somehow phased into the security camera but was off by a millimeter, it wouldn’t work and wouldn’t get the same sequence as the security camera.
@@maxtan-kf8gzye plus maybe their camera is too high quality, maybe it's too low quality, maybe the code that calculates the lava lamps is intentionally weird, maybe there's a second, secret lavalamp wall, so many difficulties
@@Trizzer89Theoretically, there should be a mathematical formula that can predict absolutely everything in the universe. We're just unable to make use of it.
This is definitely one of the coolest shorts I've seen. This is just a brilliant idea all around, even if the lamps lose power for some reason it's still gonna make perfectly random code, I really can't think of a downside to this. Hell, even if they all fell over and broke theyre just lava lamps, probably under $1000 to replace the entire wall which is pennies to a big company. Just brilliant lol, I love this.
Now all we need is a Powerball and Mega Millions RNG based on these lamps. That way, the numbers that appears on the lottery would be truly random and unpredictable, and even thr computer cannot know what the numbers will be.
For the UK National Lottery, it is a bunch of ping-pong balls. There's 3 or 4 different machines they can use, they pick one each week and they have slightly different designs. They're made of clear plastic and work entirely on compressed air, no electronics. They load one up with ping-pong balls, press the button, and the whole process is automatic, tumbling balls get pushed down a ramp where they line up. It's thought to be completely uncheatable. The draw is live on TV. I wouldn't trust a lottery picked by computer at all. There's no need to do it that way. Even bingo halls have the ping-pong machines for proper randomness. A computer is a black box, from the audience's point of view, you can't tell what's going on, even if they let random members of the public examine it. It's not like ping-pong balls are expensive!
“We need to protect 10% of all internet users, how can we?”
Them: *L A V A L A M P*
the moth council approved the use of lamps
Lol
Bruh
Real
@@justanotherweirdchannel8785LÄÛÕMP
"predict this you filthy hacker"
[lavalamps them]
They hit the hackers with the full force of the “70’s” 😂
*Gets lavalamped *
Get lavalamped, idiot.
Imaginary technique: lavalamp
@@pikariocraftf2802this made me think of jjk
Lava lamp: * Falls and break *
Code: * INTENSIFIES *
Imagine if the headquarters under an earthquake, the difficulty rise up 10000%!
@@matthewrajagukguk5406over 9000 is too hard💀
lol😅
Hell yeah
Frr, as a programmer who's working on an app with user encryption and I'm trying to figure out the most secure ways, I TOTALLY understand Cloudflare's approach here (I'm a cloudflare user who'd heavily get f*cked if cloudflare gets hacked)
Any lava lamp that breaks, any earthquake, literally anything that happens besides the lava lamps just chilling will intensify the encryption
This is actually kind of genius, work smarter, not harder
It's just a meme. The lamps aren't required.
@@thewhitefalcon8539 The entire point is that they're not required, except they make it uncrackable for basically no extra effort
@@thewhitefalcon8539 They're used to generate SSL/TLS keys without being pseudo-random
smart harder
dont work
make the larva lamp do it
Making complicated matters to be simple is the true genius moves.
Whoever decided it should be called the Wall Of Entropy needs a raise.
Sounds like something straight out of DC
Entropy is the degree of randomness of a system
@@ValKS-0 I know what entropy is... The name itself goes hard and sounds ominous and intimidating, which is why they need a raise
@@vaguelyhumanoid7419 fr. Wall of Entrophy goes so hard. Like, they dont need to go that hard for a wall of lava lamp, and yet they did
Goes so fucking hard for a wall of lavalamp
You know the person that came up with this was stoned staring at a lava lamp one night
if the company hired a stoner for their security concepts they are even more likely exploitable, and deserve to get hacked. people with vices are much easier to exploit as they rely on a service from already immoral individuals that you could EASILY pay a few bucks to snatch their phone while they're stoned and put a RAT on the device so the second they enter the facility the network is accessible from a remote location. im casting no shade on stoners, but this is the reality of malicious actors. just look at statistics of how many hacks are executed through human error alone.
Most underrated comment on this vid
as someone who is high i agree
Yes 😊
@@platinum-or3ysame 😊
"Parry this you fkn casual" 😂
"Its a simple spell, but quite unbreakable."
Back then: the floor is lava
Now: The cloud is Lava
Lmao was looking for this! 😂 🏅
Sorry this is too funny I have to copy this now I apologise 😢
Brilliant! :D
They need another wall of lamps just for hackers to not be able to hack that camera
@@ALPHASIGMASKIBIDIRIZZGYATTUWU at least you are being honest
Someone: Hacking into servers
Devs: Get lavalamped
Its lavalampin time
@@static7815I lavalamped all over the place 😫
@@SleekHerooyou're gonna make me lava lamp so hard 😩😩😩
@@SleekHerooyour sleekness make me lavalamp all over the classroom 😩😩😩😫😫😫
@@thestinkiestpp1894why are y'all like this fr
"hack this, filthy hacker!"
[lavalamps]
Never say it's unhackable...but I accept basically unhackable lol 😂
Thats actually genius, using random non electrical things to create codes
Edit: Non computer generated instead of non electrical.
Still need electricity to heat up the lamp but yeah
Lava lamps are electrical
@@TapMeBro…
What they hacked the camera that converts the codes
😂
Non-computer-generated*
"This is incredible! How do you make such complex codes?"
"Lava Lamps"
"...what"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Cracks Knuckles*
Looks Like I Got A New Goal... *Sigh*
IF THIS REPLY GETS 100,000 LIKES I WILL BECOME A HACKER AND DEVOTE MY LIFE TO HACK THE SREVERS
This reads like something in an HFY story XD
@@hacker-tp1gicringe
@@hacker-tp1gino😊
funny how the lava lamps simply being left alone would be the LEAST difficult level of encryption
"truly unhackable" 😂
If that were all it took, I'd sure as shit be out of a job.
Never fails to blow my mind how a random object that someone made for fun can have an actual purpose. So many scenarios like this
So having fun is purposeless, my life serves to have purpose anymore, Good Bye cruel world
@@rrtttfthxg2143basically yeah, having fun can have a porpose but the fun lava lamps have is porposeless
While this is cool as hell it won't work in the future when quantum computers become viable brute forcing this will become easy I'm not saying it isn't good I'm saying that quantum computers are literally millions of times better than even the best super computers
Everything has a potential use. it's just a matter of considering what unique properties are available to the object you're considering
Some examples...
- Yoghurt wrapper, folded to make a spoon.
- Socks to make a neat bun hairstyle.
- Wire hangers to clear blocked drains.
- Telephone box as a little library.
Imagine knowing that your internet is protected by lava lamps lmao
*by a camera filming lava lamps
🫢
Vulnerable
I feel very secure
Imagine having a secret so you can be 'better'😂
@@SalSanchez-dy6cn what?
@@Border_Hoppr in a suit
According to Michael Reeves, goldfish is the future
Hacker: smashes camera
Definition of "simple solution to a very complex problem"
Honestly the natural world is the best inspiration for any solution if we just look around. And by that I mean the way physics play out in lavalamps (cuz obviously lavalamps are man-made).
actually, a complex solution to a simple problem.
@@akiraica few lavalamps protecting the entire internet is the simplest solution i can think of
This is a bit more whimsical though I've also seen people use specific weather patterns because they can be chaotic and impossible to predict.
@@akiraic , the problem is coming up with a loop of code that can be impossible to predict , such a pattern is very complex. The solution to this is very simple , just put in hundreds of lamps .
This is the brilliance that most people will never see
They encourage people to see the lava lamps so maybe not
It's really just a cool functional art project. There are much cheaper and simpler ways to achieve the same goal, it's brilliant from an art standpoint but not really from a technical one
@@liamdonegan9042wym their is cheaper and simpler ways? To stimulate randomness, they used something that moves slow enough for computers to track, encode, and then loop, making encryption keys that are independent of each other, and can be made and independent of that last, allowing hackers to not be able to get inside through algorithms, or literally any way, due to the randomness. (That is a big method hackers tend to get into your data, and unless they have a direct connection into the server through you giving them access or making that info vulnerable, their is almost no way for them to get in.)
This is all done in a non-moving environment, with no crazy movements that something like cogs, animals, or other objects that have, and use mechanics which can easily fall and break apart over time, or is very dependent on outside force to keep it going, which can suddenly cause the algorithm to become consistent, and break the system eve more, which also can’t use tech for the other obvious reasons.
allowing the computer to not have to move, but a cascade of different patterns to be created independent from a algorithm really is the best way here, and besides the high electricity bill, this is pretty ingenius of a solution, and because it’s a lava lamp, it doesn’t move, only the wax inside, and besides electricity and making sure the Amps/life of the lamp is maintained, sustainability of this system is going to last a good while, look pretty, and maintenance is a really big no brainer.
Idk how you could make a easier way of doing this with the nice ergonomic design, low maintenance, and easy efficiency, with the benefit of being able to move it if needed, unlike other possible examples :/
@@liamdonegan9042For example..?
*UNTIL NOW*
"Hmm, yes, i shall turn lava lamps to code" -A high mf
someone really stoned came up with this genius plan.
-"oh no i touched it I'm sorry"
-"you just saved millions of people"
I'd honestly remove one for a few minutes then put it back after shaking it, now THAT'S random
😂this comment is top tier 👌🏽
@@The_Calcium_Kingproceeds to crash an entire server because now it lacks a big lump of the coding
@@mrartdeco what if I ADD a lava lamp?
@@The_Calcium_King a new website is magically phased into existence
That is actually really smart and clever. Using an everyday item as an encryption tool and encouraging people to see it to encrypt it further is genius
Yeah!!
The next lvl of enigma.
Yeah, and lava lamps are usually cheap too so if anybody breaks it, it can be easily replaced
@@wheayt
Even the "broken-ness" adds more randomness. Lol
@@wheayt Those lamps don't look cheap, tho probably still cheap to them
Wait until a physics prodigy challenges this system, physics nerd would get kidnapped by the government
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
"If it looks stupid and works, it is not stupid."
Facts 😂
You haven't met my brother then.
@@PorkchopExpression that's why it says "and works"
I really hope the person who came up with 'lava lamps' as the solution, got a huge raise. 😃
i hope the person who invented the lava lamp to begin with is actually being properly compensated.
Apparently a different company did the same thing way back in the day. Silicon Graphics in 1996 according to the site
@@crptnite that statement makes no sense.
@@Shadowboosthe trying to say.. the guy who invented that got compensated ( basically the company uses his pattern)
@@redunbiased8417 it's not his pattern. This is like saying if you invented the knife to stab things, but now I use it to spread butter on toast that I have to pay you for that usage beyond just the cost of the knife
Brick: I love lamp
Some criminal:
"I AM THE GREATEST HACKER IN THE WORLD!!!"
Lava Lamp: "And I took that personally."
The "Wall of Entropy" is the coolest name ever. A bunch of lava lamps look sick too so that's 2-0, hackers
Well the meaning of "wall of entropy" is literally a wall of randomness as entropy stands as randomness, it is taught in thermodynamics that entropy of universe is constantly increasing.
This guy gets hacked, 2-1 hackers. 👁👄👁
@@jyotidash3987 isn't entropy the unavailability of energy as the universe expands?
@@lick28no, it measures the degree of randomness
@@ValKS-0what is randomness?
This is the ultimate challenge to Hackers
@@TapMeBro Cloud drive really said if u want my data Hack it i leave all in one place just have to beat the Lava lamps
-It's easy to hack us, just create a good enough model of physics to reproduce and predict the motion of our lava lamps.
@@Soken50 Exactly. They can be predicted and a truly talented hacker will figure out the pattern or just crack the code regardless. The Pentagon is still more secure than this.
@@Soken50 you’ll need a nasa computer and thousands of gallons of water to cool it off lol
@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel That's the joke, the uncertainty of quantum effects on the jiggling of atoms and the larger scale thermodynamics and fluid dynamics makes it impossible to model with enough precision to predict the outcome for any meaningful length of time.
This called PRNG seeding with Entropy to secure the Initialization Vectors 😅
That’s very clever. I love lava lamps even more now.
Correction, it's not truly random. The algorithm is just so complex you'd have to calculate the entire fucking universe to predict it.
There still could be quantum randomness
@@darkwillow57 You'd have to calculate that too.
@@drifter2391 the idea is that you can't calculate it. Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Maybe 🤔
or pay a prospective tinder date of an employee to put a RAT on their phone to get network access; then work on privilege escalation, and/or mac-match the device the cam connects to, observe till you reverse engineer the algo (or pay someone to do so that is knowledgeable enough to do so) and late when no one is there set a looped feed in between cam/terminal and exploit.. just saying. not impossible. and all they did by posting this is give any malicious actors insight into their mentality/false confidence.
@@gjergskender8536 Well that's not prediction anymore. You're just reading/manipulating it now.
I love how the idea itself is random. “Predict this, idiot hackers.”
"If you want to confuse your enemy, you must first confuse yourself."
The only vulnerability I can think of is the physical camera. Good shit cloud flaire.
Oh yeah I actually think I've heard of that once. Nice to see refresher on it though. Really awesome and it's just amazing that they actually thought about this
I feel like they accidentally bought 100 lava lamps and were to proud to send them back
*too
@@izyanazhad5015I never thought that there was such thing as a douch bag so large that they would correct something as small as to and too no one fucking cares
@@izyanazhad5015 I never knew there was such a thing as a douch bag so large it covers the earth by correcting a grammar mistake that isn’t noticeable and nobody cares about even if they did notice
They just went “Farrrk, so what do we do with these?”
“I think I got an idea boss”
@@deimudda2130there's a big gap between being a grammar nazi and typing *too. In fact, with how much literacy has declined I'd say they're doing a small service and you, a disservice.
The fact that they let you come and see them is amazing marketing.
and visiting makes the lamps more random snf thus more secure
What if you damage or break the lamps, could be some sort of security issue right?
@@hell1942there's a whole wall of them so if you break one it's no biggy
also a security risk 😆
Not really, not only someone has to predict the movements of each lamp but also predict then one will be broken? How does that get codes? Multiple zeros??? Or nothing at all? Maybe they also set a random value for a missing lava lamp that makes the whole "predict this" even more absurd!!
"truly random"
10 seconds later:
"Any change will effect the output"
Thats not random, thats just extremely hard to predict
thats because there isnt such thing as truly random. its just nearly impossible to predict due to the sheer amount of variables making it seem random simply because its not possible to predict
*touches lamp*
"Thanks for contributing to the code"
Is it because you slightly move it?
@@ShaggyCZprobably because it detects you and the change to the lava lamp by your hand or something covering it
Adding code encryption to my resume
@@ShaggyCZ it's probably because because it scans the environment and create an encryption based on lighting, shape, color, hue, saturation or whatever they used so if even your finger got in the frame of the camera you would contribute making the code safer
“Thank you for saving 10% of the internet”
"Any attempt to sabotage it will only make it stronger" - The person who came up with it, probably
E
Till someone unplugs all the lamps
Kid named "unbothered hooligan with a baseball bat":
@@andrewmuse514 Even then every single small movement is detected so it is still much more random than any algorithm
@@relix3267till someone sprays the camera
That makes perfect sense because the universe is a lava lamp, and we all know computers are based on universal laws
When your momma is a hippie and your dad is a Harvard professor
One of the coolest solutions ever created for a complex problem
FOR REAL!
I love this. It is an elegant solution to a complex problem. I wish I were in the pitch meeting for this one.
if this is real and they posted it online it's either a great marketing solution for people who know very little to feel good about their "services/security" or a serious act of hubris...
all it takes is to place a looping video file in the right place and have a lazy employee with bad personal device protocol for this to be an absolute mistake.
@@gjergskender8536Theres multiple cameras/the cameras have internal noise
@@gjergskender8536🤓
"Let's get this over with, Mike, give me a blanket"
Me: Turns off the lights 😎
I loved when Cloudflare said “It’s lavalampin’ time” and lavalamped all over the place.
This is the one time, out of ALL the uses of this joke, where its ACTUALLY TRUE
I swear each time I come across this kinda comment I keep dying from laughing 😂
there's also a few backups in event that the camera breaks, the camera also carries some internal noise so it would continue being random if obstructed
It’s listening to Nickelback
@cam5816 look at this graph 📊
yeah even a covered camera records tons of noise. the lava lamps are more of a publicity stunt, and a very successful one at that. in reality they likely primarily rely on specialized RNG hardware, such as those that detect nuclear decay from radioactive material. with our current understanding it's literally impossible to predict even under ideal lab conditions
@@HarrisonMartinsonTons, while true for some sensors, may/may not be enough.
Damn. Plot foiled lol.
Maybe there's an image that both doesn't get detected and provides a deterministic PRNG seed though.
Assuming the camera is connected via power-over-Ethernet. Would be a hilarious heist.
A true firewall
What a crazy way to name a security feature "LavaLamp"
Wait till a nerdy mathematician comes up with equation to predict lava lamps
That'll be funny.
Or just yknow steal the lava lamps or break them while another person hacks it
@@Amnionic Even then the code would be random. Basically the only way to have any chance of hacking this is to cover the camera so it has a completely black image. It would be really difficult though.
@@jonapoka7109 maybe
Do to how Chaotic lava lamps are as well as the insane number Of variables that could affect their pattern this would be Impossible even the best Supercomputer would fail to do so
Bro really took fire wall to a whole new level
that wall IS 🔥🔥🔥
I see
U n d e r r a t e d
Firewall? Nah we do Lavawalls now.
@@FieryKitsune1 Ayo my bad
"Take this you hackers!"
*throws 100 lava lamps*
Even NordVPN is trembling upon this scene.
"Go on, steal one, IT ONLY MAKES US STRONGER"
"Wall of entropy" sounds like something you'd encounter in the endgame of a mind bending sci-fi game
"Goodluck! I'm behind 7 lava lamps!"
People are making jokes here but to be honest this is actually genius
Brother took Firewall too literally…
Never said better
@@Shajogajob wdym
"The wall of entropy" sounds like a wizard thing. i wouldnt try hacking that either
Entropy is the degree of randomness of a system
There’s something really funny about hackers being able to beat the smartest most random codes but are stumped by physics
Its insane to think that true randomness doesnt exist 🤯
In conventional computers, it doesn't exist. But in reality or the universe, that becomes an unknown... there is no way for us to know if there is some master pattern or not.
They aren't random, they're deterministic but highly chaotic
Add 100+ of them and brains will be fried
So why not use zero-point fields?
@@rodrigovillegas2263 why not use a wall of lava lamps? All that matters is that there is a sufficient amount of chaos that the state can't be predicted or reversed, fluid dynamics has yet to be solved with the navier stokes' equations.
Functionally random
@@jakestewart8784one day it will be solved and this will be a massive point of failure lol
In 30 years that’ll be the last line of defense agains the AI 😂
As soon as he said lava lamps, i was like "Cloudflare!"
The lava lamps aren't "truly random", that doesn't exist. They're less predictable.
*" Guys, The Lava lamps. Go get them. "*
*Razormind intensifies*
BAAAAIN
@@c4tf1sh94BAIN I DIDNT DOWNLOAD SOURCE! *BAAAAAAIN*
“The world governments are being hacked! What do we do?!”
*”L A V A L A M P”*
How did this man not get an award?
Nothing is random, its just the possibilities are so fucking vast that it becomes pretty random
Isn’t that sort of the de facto definition of random though?
Company: How can we protect online users?
Random person talking to co-worker: Lava Lamps are cool.
Company: Everyone, meet the new CEO
The fact that they encourage people to make a mess in the lamps to makes the code harder is genius 😅😅
“How do we protect our users”
Definitely not a moth dressed as a businessman: “Lamp”
The Wall of Entropy, Sounds like something Darkseid would say
Firewalls weren't strong enough, so they got lavawalls.
All fun and games until the hackers manage to install some sort of hidden camera due to everyone being able to access it
How can they even make the same exact code from the randomness though?
Wouldn’t work, even if the hidden camera somehow phased into the security camera but was off by a millimeter, it wouldn’t work and wouldn’t get the same sequence as the security camera.
If that was all it took, it would've been done by now
@@maxtan-kf8gzye plus maybe their camera is too high quality, maybe it's too low quality, maybe the code that calculates the lava lamps is intentionally weird, maybe there's a second, secret lavalamp wall, so many difficulties
That’s not how it works
Put this in a dating profile:
"I changed the numbers that are used for encryption for 10% of all internet traffic."
Someone just comes in and covers the cameras view of the lamps and voids it of seeing the randomness of the lamps
I have an idea but it's gonna require a large sheet of one color, several lights, a trip to cloudflare hq, and perfect timing
I've got another idea and it uses black2.0 in a spray paint cant.
Fr
When he said it wasn’t hidden, I knew it was to make it Stronger 😂
I am very happy cloudflare is protecting fanfiction now
Cool concept, probably way better than paying ppl to track radiation decay
"You are sure its ok for me to be near them?"
"Its fine. Itll make us that much better"
Hacker:I GOT IT!
someone:(*sneeze*)
Hacker:...
Lmaoo this would be golden in a Hollywood parody movie
Kids : the floor is lava.
Cloudflare : the code is lava.
The name "Wall of Entropy" goes hard ngl
even the lava lamps aren't technically random but they should be impossible to predict even with every computer in the world.
Functional infinity instead of actual infinity
Quantum computers:
If quantum mechanics is truly probabilistic, it is random
@@Trizzer89 keep that magic science out of this space we don’t talk about quantum mechanics here
@@Trizzer89Theoretically, there should be a mathematical formula that can predict absolutely everything in the universe. We're just unable to make use of it.
GENIUS!! I have several of these lavalamps...I find them relaxing!
So do cloudfare
@@TapMeBro, why is your comment empty for me?
@@ShaggyCZcause he copy and pasted something that looks like nothing
Put a couple of hard drives next to the
Im surprised the lamps haven't been stolen yet the way SF is 😂
hacker: *breaks all the lava lamps* there! time to hack!
that one lava lamp hidden away: "fool... you have doomed yourself"
Omg I absolutely love that idea, the amount of nerd in that wall is off the charts😂 absolutely the coolest tech I've seen🤣
This is definitely one of the coolest shorts I've seen. This is just a brilliant idea all around, even if the lamps lose power for some reason it's still gonna make perfectly random code, I really can't think of a downside to this. Hell, even if they all fell over and broke theyre just lava lamps, probably under $1000 to replace the entire wall which is pennies to a big company. Just brilliant lol, I love this.
Now all we need is a Powerball and Mega Millions RNG based on these lamps. That way, the numbers that appears on the lottery would be truly random and unpredictable, and even thr computer cannot know what the numbers will be.
Most lottery companies do use different sources to generate true randomness, such as atmospherical noise.
Maybe a bunch of ping pong balls bouncing around randomly.
For the UK National Lottery, it is a bunch of ping-pong balls. There's 3 or 4 different machines they can use, they pick one each week and they have slightly different designs. They're made of clear plastic and work entirely on compressed air, no electronics.
They load one up with ping-pong balls, press the button, and the whole process is automatic, tumbling balls get pushed down a ramp where they line up. It's thought to be completely uncheatable. The draw is live on TV.
I wouldn't trust a lottery picked by computer at all. There's no need to do it that way. Even bingo halls have the ping-pong machines for proper randomness. A computer is a black box, from the audience's point of view, you can't tell what's going on, even if they let random members of the public examine it. It's not like ping-pong balls are expensive!
Apple swiss labs begs to differ
One earthquake and its over😂
That is really smart of them.