Banana thrown into Icelandic volcano lava at Reykjanes. WILL IT SURVIVE?

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  • čas přidán 24. 03. 2021
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  • @DancingSk3L3tons
    @DancingSk3L3tons Před rokem +31970

    I Don't even speak their language but in assuming it went like
    Annoyed girlfriend : why are you throwing are food into the lava?? How old are you 13??
    Cameraman : babe, chill, it's for CZcams @.@

    • @petunmar
      @petunmar  Před rokem +12762

      It was a random Karen who came up to me while I was recording.
      👩🏻‍🦰: Why the hell did you do that?
      🫡 : To get a thousand views on CZcams

    • @DancingSk3L3tons
      @DancingSk3L3tons Před rokem +3171

      @@petunmar thank you, I was close lol

    • @PlayingWithDanger7866
      @PlayingWithDanger7866 Před rokem +885

      @@petunmar And that is how you lost your food for a day but got back a lot more in views.

    • @MorgenKatzen
      @MorgenKatzen Před rokem +184

      @@DancingSk3L3tons very close man

    • @waterbottle1730
      @waterbottle1730 Před rokem

      ​@@MorgenKatzen ...

  • @michaelr1221
    @michaelr1221 Před 4 měsíci +17228

    " I'm going to make this as uninteresting
    for you as I possibly can " - the Banana

    • @justsayin644
      @justsayin644 Před 4 měsíci +230

      bananas dont talk actually

    • @GreenClassified
      @GreenClassified Před 4 měsíci

      No way! Really? ​@@justsayin644

    • @soloestoydepaso.2
      @soloestoydepaso.2 Před 4 měsíci +664

      ​@@justsayin644how are you so sure?

    • @justsayin644
      @justsayin644 Před 4 měsíci

      fairly sure@@soloestoydepaso.2

    • @Takyodor2
      @Takyodor2 Před 4 měsíci +708

      @@justsayin644 Not after being thrown in lava they don't

  • @user-cw9hb3ck4u
    @user-cw9hb3ck4u Před 7 měsíci +10966

    They clearly ignored the ‘Please do not feed the lava’ sign.

    • @nandininayar6504
      @nandininayar6504 Před 5 měsíci +96

      Underrated comment lol

    • @debbiefox6846
      @debbiefox6846 Před 5 měsíci +58

      Fantastic Comment!

    • @blackdiamonds853
      @blackdiamonds853 Před 5 měsíci +45

      😂😂😂

    • @Arawn2020
      @Arawn2020 Před 5 měsíci +81

      This was Isildur's Banana, the one banana to rule them all. It had to be destroyed 🔥

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager Před 4 měsíci +74

      the lava looked so cute and hungry though, the urge is irresistible

  • @aragorn767
    @aragorn767 Před 11 dny +207

    "You were my brother, Bananakin. I loved you!"
    Banana: "I HATE YOU!"

  • @brianh4625
    @brianh4625 Před měsícem +93

    For a second there, I thought banana was going to win.

  • @GamerDude-no1ki
    @GamerDude-no1ki Před 10 měsíci +9017

    Archeologist in 4,000 years: Iceland was tropical, this petrified Banana proves it.

    • @nidhincooper21
      @nidhincooper21 Před 9 měsíci +221

      😂

    • @PotatoOfficial
      @PotatoOfficial Před 9 měsíci +347

      News: Oldest Banana Fossil Founded In Iceland Aged 1 Day Old

    • @buddy28614
      @buddy28614 Před 8 měsíci +84

      Love these comments 😂😂😂

    • @havootusjourney
      @havootusjourney Před 8 měsíci +242

      😂😂😂😂 I can only imagine the amount of shit they've gotten wrong from things like this😂

    • @toohdvaetihom7088
      @toohdvaetihom7088 Před 8 měsíci +52

      Implying we'd still need human archeologists in 4k years

  • @DRYeisleysCreations
    @DRYeisleysCreations Před 4 měsíci +6481

    Geologists in 20,000 years: There's a banana perfectly preserved in this lava flow. That means Iceland must've grown bananas at one time!

    • @rokksula4082
      @rokksula4082 Před 4 měsíci +315

      They do grow bananas in Iceland. In fact I think Iceland is the largest banana grower in Europe.

    • @pizzlerot2730
      @pizzlerot2730 Před 4 měsíci +415

      Iceland must have been tropical! Our entire model is wrong 😱

    • @stevewebb4542
      @stevewebb4542 Před 4 měsíci +76

      That interesting connotation made me laugh 😂👍

    • @tonysoldan
      @tonysoldan Před 4 měsíci +14

      @@pizzlerot2730Was about to comment exactly that 😂

    • @beckybrown6668
      @beckybrown6668 Před 4 měsíci +27

      I came to the comments for this

  • @TheFirstCurse1
    @TheFirstCurse1 Před 10 dny +35

    That was a lot less violent than I expected.

    • @sugarsaint
      @sugarsaint Před 6 dny +2

      Absolute garbage footage tbh

    • @Owarikun
      @Owarikun Před dnem +1

      Honestly... I don't know what I expected when clicking this video... but I definitely ended up very unsatisfied by the end result...

    • @mikepastor.k6233
      @mikepastor.k6233 Před 17 hodinami +1

      I was expecting it to flame 🔥 out. Bitterly disappointed 😞

    • @313_midzar
      @313_midzar Před 4 hodinami

      that's what happens. it just melts and evaporates

  • @tonymarino8
    @tonymarino8 Před 5 dny +6

    Geologist: Apes once inhabited Iceland
    Also Geologist: See? Banana.

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion Před 4 měsíci +3503

    This was oddly anticlimactic. I expected the banana to catch on fire or sink in, but instead it just got covered slowly. I guess sometimes real life is disappointing. At least I can rest easy knowing what a banana in Icelandic lava looks like.

    • @Kuchenwurst
      @Kuchenwurst Před 4 měsíci +196

      I guess that exactly what happens when a person's gets swallowed by lava, as well. Just a bit more noisy.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Před 4 měsíci +64

      ​@@Kuchenwurstyou would ignite first

    • @Kuchenwurst
      @Kuchenwurst Před 4 měsíci +12

      @@seronymus ye

    • @joenobody5631
      @joenobody5631 Před 4 měsíci +88

      Reality is often disappointing

    • @mzflighter6905
      @mzflighter6905 Před 4 měsíci +45

      It couldnt dink in due to density difference

  • @midwintersnight
    @midwintersnight Před 4 měsíci +4045

    I'm Icelandic. Here's the translation.
    Woman: "Why on earth did you do that?"
    Man: "What?"
    Woman: "What was that for?"
    Man: "To get 1000 views on CZcams."
    *banana gets covered by lava*
    "See, there! It's gone!"
    I couldn't hear the last thing he said at the end.

    • @EdilySid
      @EdilySid Před 4 měsíci +82

      19 M views later! Incredible!

    • @-user_redacted-
      @-user_redacted- Před 4 měsíci +116

      I'm not Icelandic, but I understood the "1000 views on CZcams" part 😆

    • @Sigurdur5
      @Sigurdur5 Před 4 měsíci +15

      Held hann hafi sagt "Skemmdi þetta allt fyrir þér?"

    • @AryanNayak-je2rs
      @AryanNayak-je2rs Před 4 měsíci +22

      Thanks for the translation!

    • @Byronic19134
      @Byronic19134 Před 4 měsíci +35

      @@-user_redacted-lol wait this is the actual translation? Hilarious.

  • @Black-darkened
    @Black-darkened Před 5 dny +5

    Minions: OUR VERY LAST BANANA
    Others: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

  • @tuxedomask7071
    @tuxedomask7071 Před 28 dny +7

    "Wait no... this is stupid." * takes it back *

  • @Luke-ow9ku
    @Luke-ow9ku Před 4 měsíci +1671

    That's going to make for a very confused archeologist in five thousand years.

    • @RickC-sc5ki
      @RickC-sc5ki Před 4 měsíci +55

      You really think mankind is gonna survive another 5000 years?

    • @Hyperion4K
      @Hyperion4K Před 4 měsíci +238

      @@RickC-sc5kiwho said the archeologist would be human 😂

    • @danillopetrova
      @danillopetrova Před 4 měsíci +15

      ​@@Hyperion4K so will not be confused anyway

    • @SpultoBNMTheMutuallyUnrequited
      @SpultoBNMTheMutuallyUnrequited Před 4 měsíci +6

      ​@@RickC-sc5ki Human like Robotic Beings be like:

    • @PabbyPabbles
      @PabbyPabbles Před 4 měsíci +60

      The symbolic offering of fruit to the volcano is believed to be part of an elaborate harvest ritual, performed in small, precisely timed sacred acts on following a strict yearly schedule

  • @Tuncay783
    @Tuncay783 Před rokem +21544

    3 days later
    News: 5,000 year old banana fossil found

  • @sky_3910
    @sky_3910 Před měsícem +33

    Nah the banana got the signature Anakin treatment

  • @Arpit_523
    @Arpit_523 Před 11 dny +5

    Banana in 7th dimension: where I am😅?

  • @stormgear896
    @stormgear896 Před 4 měsíci +1597

    "You threw Banana"
    "Volcano left satisfied"
    "Volcano is now your ally"

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. Před 3 měsíci +125

      Volcano has been added to your party

    • @HildeTheOkayish
      @HildeTheOkayish Před 3 měsíci +58

      ​@@Kakarot64.Imagine a volcano following you everywhere. Amazing attack power, no stealth, great difficulty making friends with the locals.

    • @cable7152
      @cable7152 Před 3 měsíci

      There's actually a monkey under there that is also now his ally.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi Před 3 měsíci +23

      "Mmmm, potassium..."

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@HildeTheOkayish it’d be like Earthbound when Dungeon Man joins your party

  • @xiki
    @xiki Před 4 měsíci +765

    It's over, Bananakin! I have the high ground!

  • @larrywilliams3313
    @larrywilliams3313 Před 2 dny +4

    Sacrificing a virgin Banana to the volcano gods for a bountiful harvest.

  • @Orlando_Steve
    @Orlando_Steve Před 4 dny +2

    10 thousand years later an archaeologist discovers a perfectly preserved banana embedded in volcanic rock and is like WTF?

  • @Box_Art_Goon
    @Box_Art_Goon Před 4 měsíci +2230

    Clearly the gods have accepted your offering. With the banan sacrificed, the harvest will be exceptional

    • @IsntTheInternetGreat
      @IsntTheInternetGreat Před 4 měsíci +80

      Iceland will finally grow its own bananas!

    • @user-rl8hf8kt1r
      @user-rl8hf8kt1r Před 4 měsíci +17

      No .....gods only give you something valuable if you sacrifice something valuable like a human

    • @celia3586
      @celia3586 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@user-rl8hf8kt1r humans arent valuable nowadays
      Banana is healthy
      Banana is tasty

    • @abhi-_-
      @abhi-_- Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@user-rl8hf8kt1r😂

    • @adayinforever
      @adayinforever Před 4 měsíci +30

      Iceland is like the happiest country in the world, so I guess banana sacrifices work.

  • @revol2933
    @revol2933 Před 4 měsíci +1446

    Lesson learned:
    Bananas are fireproof

    • @larsstougaard7097
      @larsstougaard7097 Před 4 měsíci +10

      Long live humanity 😅

    • @archaeabanana
      @archaeabanana Před 4 měsíci +18

      I’m gonna live forever

    • @ultrite2696
      @ultrite2696 Před 4 měsíci +28

      Banana armor:
      +2 defense
      +10 Charisma
      *fire protection
      *breaks after 7 days
      When consumed:
      +12 hunger

    • @spiritanimal7516
      @spiritanimal7516 Před 3 měsíci

      Lava proof

    • @GigaWerts
      @GigaWerts Před 3 měsíci +2

      but not stone proof, apparently.

  • @brianbozo2447
    @brianbozo2447 Před měsícem +3

    Poor innocent banana! A clear case of Banannicide

  • @CurlyHooligan
    @CurlyHooligan Před dnem

    Damn, had all my money on "Yes, it would survive."

  • @suffering3975
    @suffering3975 Před 4 měsíci +874

    This was so anticlimactic that it's swung back around to being hilarious

    • @francobobfred
      @francobobfred Před 4 měsíci +7

      What did you think was going to happen? An explosion?

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s Před 4 měsíci +19

      @@francobobfred hydrogen bomb

    • @frocco7125
      @frocco7125 Před 4 měsíci

      tru

    • @20shaunwilson
      @20shaunwilson Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@the-letter_s oh no, to get a hydrogen bomb out of a banana you'd have to throw it into the sun

    • @SoraRaida
      @SoraRaida Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@francobobfredexpecting it to burst into flames

  • @UmbrellaBird789
    @UmbrellaBird789 Před 4 měsíci +309

    Don’t do it Bananakin! I have the high ground!!

    • @RichieThe13th
      @RichieThe13th Před 4 měsíci +25

      Bananakin 😂😂😂

    • @quakeur
      @quakeur Před 4 měsíci +8

      Nice one 😂

    • @Lizzyjaeger
      @Lizzyjaeger Před 4 měsíci

      there are no monkeys here…

    • @babotond
      @babotond Před 4 měsíci +15

      Yellow-nderestimate my power!
      - Bananakin

    • @RichieThe13th
      @RichieThe13th Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@babotond lmfao 🤣 it comes off as a sloppy drunk Banakin when I try to say it 🥴

  • @Imagined-Reality
    @Imagined-Reality Před 3 dny +1

    The gods of volcanoes and fire appreciate your offering. Towns shall be spared for now

  • @angelarellano30118
    @angelarellano30118 Před 18 hodinami +1

    Banana: Nah I’d win

  • @newnumide
    @newnumide Před 4 měsíci +1157

    10000 years later, archeologists find a perfectly preserved banana after scanning the area with there ultra sophisticated tools.

    • @evoliteeverstone41
      @evoliteeverstone41 Před 4 měsíci +52

      We'll be in the history books bois lol

    • @the_ramen_goblin
      @the_ramen_goblin Před 4 měsíci +48

      They’d be so damn confused lol

    • @StefNToes
      @StefNToes Před 4 měsíci +74

      And they'll say: bananas used to grow here. We have the proof.

    • @Pulverrostmannen
      @Pulverrostmannen Před 4 měsíci +7

      Man I was so about to write this myself and then I saw your comment was first

    • @qpSubZeroqp
      @qpSubZeroqp Před 4 měsíci +19

      They will be super confused like ”Why is there a single banana perfectly reserved in this specific geographic location?!”

  • @Zimtbiss1
    @Zimtbiss1 Před 4 měsíci +1142

    Creepy how the lava turned to your direction after you fed it.
    Lava was like: "Yummi, banana. Let's look if we get some more."

    • @geekley
      @geekley Před 4 měsíci +83

      The Lava: Hm. I remember when they used to throw virgins at me. Now I'm finally getting more interesting sacrifices. Tastier too. More please.

    • @dx-ek4vr
      @dx-ek4vr Před 4 měsíci +63

      @@geekley It turns out, Volcano gods need Potassium way more than they need Virgins

    • @mrpillows
      @mrpillows Před 4 měsíci +41

      @@dx-ek4vr”the volcano gods would need about 265 bananas in order to have the same amount of potassium as one 120lbs virgin” -ChatGPT

    • @beautifulsoultress3078
      @beautifulsoultress3078 Před 4 měsíci

      Omg it did and did l also hear a growl

    • @gamexsimmonds3581
      @gamexsimmonds3581 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Dangerous, especially with hiw windy it is there, we saw at the end were the grass that wasn't on fire in front of him quickly started to blaze as the lava touched it, if quickly could have ready his feet with the rights gusts of wind

  • @imonthewinningside8281
    @imonthewinningside8281 Před měsícem +1

    What was more impressive was the gargoyle demon jumping down to get the banana.

  • @mirumbreena3401
    @mirumbreena3401 Před měsícem +1

    Only banana knows how much it is in pain😂

  • @chiaroscural
    @chiaroscural Před 4 měsíci +816

    Banana vs Lava is exactly the sort of content I want and need.

    • @johnmichel4865
      @johnmichel4865 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Absolutely!

    • @jahrusalem3658
      @jahrusalem3658 Před 4 měsíci +13

      This is the shit CZcams was made for. That, and dropping random shit onto other random shit. How Ridiculous for the win!

    • @amazingnoo9935
      @amazingnoo9935 Před 4 měsíci

      @@jahrusalem3658And cat videos, too.

    • @Fierlapin
      @Fierlapin Před 4 měsíci

      Clairement

    • @2023ame
      @2023ame Před měsícem

      Feeding banana 🍌 to the lava ✨️

  • @motionpablo
    @motionpablo Před 4 měsíci +473

    Banana (in anger): “I HATE YOUUUU!!!” 🔥

    • @clpearson991
      @clpearson991 Před 4 měsíci +41

      Darth Banana origin story

    • @LeNottiBianche709
      @LeNottiBianche709 Před 4 měsíci +14

      Underrated comment

    • @Clown_the_Clown
      @Clown_the_Clown Před 4 měsíci +71

      Strobi-wan: "It's over Bananakin! I have the high ground!"
      Bananakin: "You underestimate my power!"

    • @rafinha15d
      @rafinha15d Před 4 měsíci +11

      7 days later that banana spirit comes up looking for revenge. Great movie.

    • @vworldgaming
      @vworldgaming Před 4 měsíci +2

      😂😂

  • @garywatsonjr.2060
    @garywatsonjr.2060 Před měsícem +4

    And there it is folks; THE LAKE OF FIRE😱!!

  • @Weppzy
    @Weppzy Před 9 dny

    my clumsy ass would just throw the phone and hold the banana

  • @mtclauraamaral2201
    @mtclauraamaral2201 Před 4 měsíci +352

    Dude: *throws banana to lava flow, lands next to it*
    Vulcano: "your offering is accepted, I will not burn you today" *proceeds to "eat" the banana*

    • @lifeform83
      @lifeform83 Před 4 měsíci +14

      This is proof that everything has monke dna

  • @brotherkhrayn3525
    @brotherkhrayn3525 Před 4 měsíci +517

    I mean, I was expecting the banana to burst into flames. I was surprised it stayed normal until it got buried.

    • @milkflavored
      @milkflavored Před 4 měsíci +28

      It might of if he had better aim... it landed on mostly ash

    • @karnewarrior
      @karnewarrior Před 4 měsíci +38

      @@milkflavored It did, but then it also got covered by molten rock, which really ought to have vaporized the thing. Bananas are something else.

    • @Gemzstone1
      @Gemzstone1 Před 4 měsíci +14

      I was expecting the same, bit disappointed

    • @b1bbscraz3y
      @b1bbscraz3y Před 4 měsíci

      yeah this was a waste of my time

    • @electric_boogaloo496
      @electric_boogaloo496 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I was expecting it to pop like popcorn or rice.

  • @layzonalburquerquecanalofi9045

    "Where's my banana?"
    "Gone Reduced by Atoms"

  • @Editsdolucas
    @Editsdolucas Před měsícem +1

    Bro, I keep imagining a tsunami coming with a meteor 😅

  • @watsisbuttndo829
    @watsisbuttndo829 Před 4 měsíci +343

    2000 years later...
    " archeoligists have determined that around the turn of the 20th century, iceland was a tropical climate and covered in banana trees"

    • @MisterMelange
      @MisterMelange Před 4 měsíci +49

      Funny, but it also makes me legitimately wonder how much confusion and misinformation there will be for future archeologists created by humans just doing weird things and putting stuff where it's not supposed to be.

    • @HypnoseNoirRose
      @HypnoseNoirRose Před 4 měsíci +7

      For TODAY and for future archeologists

    • @MrRicehard
      @MrRicehard Před 4 měsíci +17

      @@MisterMelange 'Yes, sir director. It appear that this male from the early part of the 2000 was buried with a harmonica up his bottom. We are not sure if this was an accident or part of some previously unrecorded funeral ceremony.'

    • @nigelcrasto
      @nigelcrasto Před 4 měsíci

      😂😂😂

    • @Spamhard
      @Spamhard Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@MisterMelange One single item does not paint a big enough picture. There's plenty of finds that have Archeologists discussing trade and travel. Humans for hundreds of thousands of years have walked very long distances, and have exchanged goods with each other. One banana would just be a "oh wow look at these guys able to send a banana all that way". Would still be a really cool find because it'd tell a story in itself, but it wouldn't be confused for "banana grow in iceland" lmao.

  • @thisismyname1296
    @thisismyname1296 Před rokem +5171

    That was just about the most anticlimactic thing I've ever seen.

    • @AinzWoolGown
      @AinzWoolGown Před rokem +167

      only if he had taken the banana out and showed the aftermath...

    • @rukupureizu
      @rukupureizu Před rokem +2

      ​@@AinzWoolGown yeah he should've just shoved his hand in there and got it

    • @otakuhunter4817
      @otakuhunter4817 Před rokem +8

      same

    • @newtoncooper4085
      @newtoncooper4085 Před rokem +83

      "SHOCKING, look what happens to your brain when you watch paint dry",....CLICK.

    • @catjamcultist
      @catjamcultist Před rokem +1

      Same

  • @xurionette
    @xurionette Před dnem

    Bro did a sacrifice 💀

  • @arcadian8331
    @arcadian8331 Před 10 dny

    Banana: is it windy out here 🗿

  • @roadhoundd.
    @roadhoundd. Před 4 měsíci +261

    “Why did you do that?”
    “I’m feeding the A L G O R I T H M.”

    • @kingsweetywren9292
      @kingsweetywren9292 Před 4 měsíci

      "My c*ck, wh- whe- where is my c*ck??"
      "Your what?"
      "My c*ck!"

  • @andrewmcgee1001
    @andrewmcgee1001 Před 4 měsíci +794

    The banana in lava is unimpressive. The fact that someone is walking around an active volcano so casually is quite remarkable.

    • @stephentimko766
      @stephentimko766 Před 4 měsíci +36

      That's what I was thinking. Like one slip and you are absolute toast and not like the banana. It's gonna look and feel a helluva different. The human body has nerves and senses which I can guarantee are going to come really active for a short period of time... Haha kinda like the volcano! See what I did there?

    • @andrewmcgee1001
      @andrewmcgee1001 Před 4 měsíci +10

      @@stephentimko766 LOL! I 'lava' what you did there!

    • @2M3TAL4U
      @2M3TAL4U Před 4 měsíci +24

      I dunno about you, but I had no idea how much lava there was until someone used a scale of reference I could understand 🍌

    • @mark2073
      @mark2073 Před 4 měsíci +9

      It's a shield volcano, they don't blow up

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@stephentimko766 Sure if you fall into it.
      But somewhere around here is a video of someone pressing on some with their shoe.

  • @jcoronet2000
    @jcoronet2000 Před 3 dny +1

    the banana cannot be destroyed by any craft we here possess, it must be taken back to the fires of iceland where it was forged.

  • @loercayt6146
    @loercayt6146 Před 7 dny

    100000 years later : wow so bananas grow inside an volcano

  • @Kains_Gaming_Channel
    @Kains_Gaming_Channel Před 4 měsíci +188

    "It's over Banana! I have the high ground!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonysoldan
      @tonysoldan Před 4 měsíci +11

      🍌: “You underestimate my power!”

    • @Kains_Gaming_Channel
      @Kains_Gaming_Channel Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@tonysoldan Dont try it!😂

    • @Doomquill
      @Doomquill Před 4 měsíci +12

      Bananakin was *right* there 😅

    • @reapordeath
      @reapordeath Před 4 měsíci +4

      "No, you have the _LAVA_ GROUND!"

    • @Agent-472k
      @Agent-472k Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@tonysoldan You were the Chosen Fruit! It was said you would destroy the Hunger, not join it. Bring Potassium to The Diet, not leave it in indigestion!

  • @doughall2932
    @doughall2932 Před 4 měsíci +701

    We can only hope and pray that this sacrifice pleases the Lava God.

    • @afterlife101spirit
      @afterlife101spirit Před 3 měsíci +6

      Lol

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges Před 3 měsíci +17

      This sacrifice to Surtr is one of the many rituals undertaken to forestall Ragnarök

    • @barrywonderdog
      @barrywonderdog Před 3 měsíci +17

      The lava god is appeased. The banana god, on the other hand...

    • @Yeshuah6
      @Yeshuah6 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Pele is pleased with this sacrifice as he was quite hungry

    • @plantbasedavid
      @plantbasedavid Před 3 měsíci +3

      Just FYI, in Hawaii (not here), volcanoes are considered sacred and it's believed that the rocks have ties to their ancestors. So in Hawaii this would in fact be disrespectful to their culture

  • @LaOwlett
    @LaOwlett Před 6 dny

    Someone finds a banana shaped geode pocket, 10k years later.

  • @livable4ever
    @livable4ever Před 6 dny +1

    the fire caught me off guard

  • @scottb252
    @scottb252 Před 4 měsíci +466

    Moral of the story, if your caught near an erupting volcano, cover yourself in banana peels!

  • @davidsavage5630
    @davidsavage5630 Před 4 měsíci +554

    Banana: **gives final thumbs up**

  • @user-rd6ee6nx9q
    @user-rd6ee6nx9q Před 29 dny

    Geologists of the future: "Wtf is with this rock, it looks like someone threw a banana at it"

  • @GSCmoviereview
    @GSCmoviereview Před 12 dny +1

    Banana :- i could never be eaten now
    Man:- smiling
    Back a monkey on tree watching all this crying from a tree

  • @tigermunky
    @tigermunky Před 4 měsíci +623

    This is genius! Now we know that bananas are immune to lava. We can make suits out of banana skin and we'll be able to walk in volcanoes!

    • @abdirisakdirie3124
      @abdirisakdirie3124 Před 4 měsíci +10

      Exactly it's What prophet Mohammed Told us before 1400 years ago , this is sign of Helfire, and it will be harder for the Lava 1000 times, those non believers they go for ever, that's why you see Money people convert to islam

    • @MutleyRobotham
      @MutleyRobotham Před 4 měsíci +45

      But we'll keep slipping over

    • @abdirisakdirie3124
      @abdirisakdirie3124 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@MutleyRobotham
      Hi

    • @chrismarano2135
      @chrismarano2135 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Wait, are we not already wearing suits made of banana skins?

    • @TheMollyBea
      @TheMollyBea Před 4 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 Před 4 měsíci +218

    That banana didn't even flinch. What a badass.

  • @user-oe8tj4pz7x
    @user-oe8tj4pz7x Před měsícem +1

    Lava : Banana was yummy,
    Now I need more.

  • @drjack5957
    @drjack5957 Před měsícem +1

    He said, “Chill bb, this is for those no life who watch our channel on YT !”😅

  • @e.colibacteria
    @e.colibacteria Před rokem +3131

    Thanks for feeding lava. Such a kind hearted person you are.

  • @superduperman7202
    @superduperman7202 Před 4 měsíci +391

    This is the cutting edge science we've all been waiting for

  • @David-uf3bl
    @David-uf3bl Před 13 dny

    Millions of years later, they will question why is there a banana fossil in the middle of nowhere? 🤨

  • @BrynnleeCooksey-gs5yx
    @BrynnleeCooksey-gs5yx Před 16 hodinami

    “AFK, gonna feed my volcano”

  • @InteloPL
    @InteloPL Před 6 měsíci +809

    Archeologists in 4000 years: ok, so there were bananas on Iceland...

    • @Xianne027
      @Xianne027 Před 4 měsíci +7

      😂

    • @tamarafigge8800
      @tamarafigge8800 Před 4 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂😂This was the best comment! I’m dying😭😭😭

    • @DecibelDr
      @DecibelDr Před 4 měsíci +7

      As you can see there actually are bananas on Iceland.

    • @Xianne027
      @Xianne027 Před 4 měsíci

      @@DecibelDr 😂

    • @emomc9557
      @emomc9557 Před 4 měsíci

      Hella monkeys left the chat

  • @jfygt2623
    @jfygt2623 Před 4 měsíci +535

    "You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! "
    Banana: I hate you!

    • @SuperDannyb1975
      @SuperDannyb1975 Před 4 měsíci +6

      The banana had the high ground but still got burned alive. Now I'm even more confused as I don't know which is the better option 🤔 🍌 🌋

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 Před 4 měsíci +2

      The lava was able to flow onto the banana, meaning the banana had the lower ground

    • @LoinkLoink
      @LoinkLoink Před 4 měsíci +22

      "You were my lunch, Bananakin! I loved you!"

    • @crisdekker8223
      @crisdekker8223 Před 4 měsíci +11

      He will rise again as Darth Nanner.

    • @narcis6467
      @narcis6467 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @jfy You mean Bananakin? :)

  • @kdris12hihi
    @kdris12hihi Před dnem

    Now it's a fossilized Banana lol

  • @dareks21
    @dareks21 Před měsícem +1

    My wife: do You still watch football??
    Me: no
    My wife: voleyball...??
    Me: no
    My wife: ski jumping....?
    Me: no
    My wife: so .... what are You doing actually...?
    Me: watching banana being thrown into lava!

  • @GregsBassWorld
    @GregsBassWorld Před 4 měsíci +158

    Hypothesis: banana will burst into flames.
    Conclusion: lava is not hot, just covers things up.

    • @Eeee-OBoy
      @Eeee-OBoy Před 3 měsíci +14

      Put your hand on it then

    • @tvman2181
      @tvman2181 Před 3 měsíci +42

      are you nuts? it'd cover up his whole hand@@Eeee-OBoy

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@tvman2181 Then it would cover up the rest of him and he wouldn't be able to breathe.

    • @rainbowlack
      @rainbowlack Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@GeneralCanei have a solution!! get a snorkel :)

    • @kyubbikcat2281
      @kyubbikcat2281 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@rainbowlackInstructions unclear: brought a garbage bag as a helmet instead.

  • @Farhan-hs1bq
    @Farhan-hs1bq Před 10 dny +1

    That lava looks Creamy & delicious 😋

  • @MarkVanWraiths84
    @MarkVanWraiths84 Před 4 dny

    Lava reaction: „nom nom nom nom nom nom … thank You”

  • @Danksy210
    @Danksy210 Před 4 měsíci +189

    Boomers: "Stay far away from erupting volcanoes"
    New gen: "I want to feed them bananas"

  • @iphaze
    @iphaze Před 4 měsíci +197

    Morgan Freeman Voice: “And no, it didnt survive.”

  • @mattkleman7876
    @mattkleman7876 Před 9 dny

    “I was asked “do i want a burned banana now?” I was like nah, but throw that shit in some lava, so, yeah.”

  • @christianchieco1953
    @christianchieco1953 Před měsícem

    LAVA:"nice taste! Thank you, sir!"

  • @MrRwala1
    @MrRwala1 Před rokem +2224

    "The lava accepts your offereing and will spare your village for another 12 waxing moons."

  • @TheDeagster877
    @TheDeagster877 Před 4 měsíci +239

    "How do you like your bananas?"
    "Volcanic."

  • @Hungry4dubs
    @Hungry4dubs Před 9 dny

    Lava: huh snacktime I’m going to eat you
    Banana: HELP ME!!!!!!

  • @user-lr2bw4fo3h
    @user-lr2bw4fo3h Před měsícem

    that banana is indestructible, I swear

  • @johnnychopping3655
    @johnnychopping3655 Před 4 měsíci +360

    Cops up in the police helicopter:
    'Sarge, they're throwing bananas into the lava again'.

    • @abdirisakdirie3124
      @abdirisakdirie3124 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Exactly it's What prophet Mohammed Told us before 1400 years ago , this is sign of Helfire, and it will be harder for the Lava 1000 times, those non believers they go for ever, that's why you see Money people convert to islam

    • @stonemanofgardnerville1162
      @stonemanofgardnerville1162 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@abdirisakdirie3124bro it's a gut throwing a banana into a volcano...its not that deep also money people convert to Islam because it damn near allows slavery to a tee...

    • @helenpixels
      @helenpixels Před 4 měsíci

      @@abdirisakdirie3124 This has nothing to do with religion, it has to do with movement of tectonic plates and pressure inside the Earth causing a volcanic eruption. Lava is just molten rock. It is all explained by scientific principles, no deity necessary.

    • @kirkchurchil8216
      @kirkchurchil8216 Před 4 měsíci +1

      This comment thread just went into left field lol! Also I don’t think they say “sarge” in Iceland 🤣. But it was funny either way.

    • @abdirisakdirie3124
      @abdirisakdirie3124 Před 4 měsíci

      @@kirkchurchil8216
      Why you laughed the True, just see Convert islam, and would under stand where you going, did you think you come this Wolrd, only enjoyment and Dancing and finish, Jo that's not God he creates you Proposals and he will kill you and you grave and the Day of chargement he will rise you again and he will count you, if your Good deed become heavy in the Weight you will go to paradise if your bad deed become heavyweight you will go to Helfire

  • @felixvideo_de
    @felixvideo_de Před 4 měsíci +226

    By far the most important Science-Video of this decade.

    • @Littlething41
      @Littlething41 Před 4 měsíci

      Riveting!

    • @libertas12
      @libertas12 Před 4 měsíci

      this has nothing to do with science

    • @porkedbeans5744
      @porkedbeans5744 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@libertas12 Nuh uh there is a banana therefore it’s science

  • @tailsfly1110
    @tailsfly1110 Před měsícem

    Minions:*jump into the lava*

  • @user-qt7sb6jx5q
    @user-qt7sb6jx5q Před měsícem +1

    Shree guru yogi shree anand ji ko isss agyani balak ka koti koti naman , aapke pratti aapaar shradha hai ,aakhen nam hojatti hai ,aur shabd nhi bchtte,guru hon toh aaapke jaise ,Ishwar ki bahut kripa hai ki hamara sobhagya aapne youtube prr yeh gyan bharre videos dalle aur ham agyaniyon ko iss yog marg ke barre me bata rahe athwa Satya se mila rahe , Yogi ji gurudev ko iss nashwar shreer pranav ka koti koti pranaam व -चरणस्पर्श -

  • @edwardgamerx9061
    @edwardgamerx9061 Před 4 měsíci +118

    That banana became Anakin Skywalker.

    • @Scary_Mask_Tomboy
      @Scary_Mask_Tomboy Před 4 měsíci +29

      Don't you mean...BanAnakin Skywalker?
      Ok, i'll shut up now

    • @jackv3669
      @jackv3669 Před 4 měsíci +4

      LOL 😂😂😂

    • @Arkenfel7
      @Arkenfel7 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Darth Nanner

    • @John_McClane_had_plans
      @John_McClane_had_plans Před 4 měsíci +5

      "It's over Bananakin! I have the high potassium!" - Obanana Wan Kenobi
      "You underestimate my complete nutritional value!!!"

    • @seacitadel
      @seacitadel Před 4 měsíci +4

      Most people don't like their bananas too ripe, but I prefer mine a little on the dark side.

  • @Antifag1977
    @Antifag1977 Před 4 měsíci +75

    In 10 million years that is going to confuse the hell out of the future archeologist that finds a tropical fruit fossil so far north.

    • @ghislain9338
      @ghislain9338 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Iceland has been producing bananas in geothermally-heated greenhouses since 1941. They have a 700m² banana plantation.

  • @shashibhushankumar9778

    And that's how the banana goes to the backrooms😂😂😂

  • @Ben-qm9zq
    @Ben-qm9zq Před 8 dny

    Somewhere they heard that a banana offering would stop the flow... I think they should've tried a coconut instead! 😂

  • @GepardenK
    @GepardenK Před 3 měsíci +1121

    Banologist here. This is uncommon but not unheard of. It is estimated that about 0.02% of bananas spawn with 100% fire resistance.

    • @Prototheria
      @Prototheria Před 3 měsíci +83

      Senior Banologist here. While your stats are in line with what's currently accepted as the industry standard for the approximate percentage of fire resistant bananas, I doubt the probability of one being present in this video. Let me break it down to a number, rather than a percentage.
      Adult bananas weigh between four and five ounces. 16 oz = 1 lb, and 2000 lb = 1 ton. So if we take the median weight of 4.5 ounces, we get 7111.1 bananas per ton. The yearly global production of bananas is about 105 million tons, so we're looking at a total of 746,665,500,000 bananas produced globally every year. Multiply that by 0.02, and we're left with 1,493,331,000 fire resistant bananas. While 1.493331 billion fire resistant bananas sounds like a lot, it is statistically nearly impossible that one ended up in this video.
      PS: all joking aside, I really did spend about ten minutes googling those stats and mathing it out. That's the real world data analyst in me. :-D

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Před 3 měsíci +47

      @@Prototheriawhy’d you break character at the end? You were doing so well. B+

    • @Prototheria
      @Prototheria Před 3 měsíci +32

      @@jeremytitus9519 Because I’m self-destructive sociopath.

    • @Astronomica999
      @Astronomica999 Před 3 měsíci +9

      ​@Prototheria it's the "adult banana" for me lmfaooo

    • @ProllyNonFish
      @ProllyNonFish Před 3 měsíci +3

      I guess we never know

  • @youexpectedausername2242
    @youexpectedausername2242 Před rokem +1544

    This place really needs a "DON'T FEED THE LAVA" sign

    • @laken1804
      @laken1804 Před rokem +35

      And a stay the hell away from the 2000 degrees Farenheit lava flow, sign.

    • @021win
      @021win Před rokem +1

      😁😁😁😁😁

    • @MaxoN_Edm
      @MaxoN_Edm Před rokem +4

      Lol 😂😂😂

    • @boldsurfers1824
      @boldsurfers1824 Před 11 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😅

    • @COLH4E_150
      @COLH4E_150 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Ну как вулкан довольны банану

  • @Hustlery
    @Hustlery Před 2 dny

    Banana accepts his fate

  • @Minshika
    @Minshika Před 4 dny

    "No balls you won’t jump in"

  • @glennsontag
    @glennsontag Před 4 měsíci +180

    Moral of the story. Don’t go dipping your banana into things that are too hot to handle.

  • @-ism-ing
    @-ism-ing Před 4 měsíci +31

    Lift up the lava and see if the banana survived

  • @parameshiyer6065
    @parameshiyer6065 Před měsícem +1

    Not sure how banana will survive . But i understood how you are surving lol 😂

  • @Chicago_jake
    @Chicago_jake Před 27 dny

    One of the most anticlimactic shorts I’ve seen all day

  • @ryans413
    @ryans413 Před 4 měsíci +105

    Human: here’s a banana.
    Volcano: yummy thank you.

    • @ArKritz84
      @ArKritz84 Před 2 měsíci +1

      My wife: he could have eaten that banana!

  • @Marion-gs1nq
    @Marion-gs1nq Před měsícem +1

    "Just Stop Lava" signs are missing...

  • @BRcentraloffical
    @BRcentraloffical Před 12 dny

    Bro doing a carbon dixode speedrun 💀

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire Před 4 měsíci +91

    “You can’t throw trash into the volcano.”
    “Then what’s the point of having one?”