YouTubes Worst Chef Admits To Stealing And Fails At Cooking Literally Anything

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  • @justinchimento5654
    @justinchimento5654 Před 11 měsíci +2654

    I was a cook for 15 years and heard many excuses for someone's horrible cooking but blaming a blender for you not cooking your eggs correctly that's a new one for me 😂

    • @Hackanhacker
      @Hackanhacker Před 11 měsíci +11

      lmao

    • @amiblueful
      @amiblueful Před 11 měsíci +67

      IMO he cooked it on too high a heat, which made the outside cook faster than the inside Plus he should have been tilting the pan periodically so that the runny part got some contact with the heat. But what do I know, I'm no "CZcams chef."

    • @tinntinnamp
      @tinntinnamp Před 11 měsíci +23

      @@amiblueful yeah exactly. Though, If you are blending up a raw tomato and onions, they will have extra moisture released than when you cut them up into pieces and put them (or cook them first). That is a factor since it wouldn't have us much time to cook out, but could be off set by cooking it properly like how you stated 🤣

    • @MunkyDrag0n
      @MunkyDrag0n Před 11 měsíci +46

      "A poor craftsman blames his tools."

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Před 11 měsíci

      @@MunkyDrag0n There's shitty tools, but there's also shitty users. 😂

  • @connormcraney3754
    @connormcraney3754 Před 11 měsíci +1672

    If he really only put two eggs in, it could’ve been fluffed from the blending. Also the amount of gaslighting he gave that blender for not flipping his egg is ridiculous 😂

    • @TheLikenessOfNormal
      @TheLikenessOfNormal Před 11 měsíci +65

      "I cannot cook eggs, thus this blender is garbage!"

    • @Silvermoonwolf
      @Silvermoonwolf Před 11 měsíci +28

      At some point after a video cut it looks like he threw a chunk of cheese in there too- there's an orange cube in there before he uses the magic bullet so I think that might've helped with making it look bigger lol

    • @masterbates7016
      @masterbates7016 Před 11 měsíci

      Tomatoes also add a lot of moisture to the eggs therefore they will be more moist after being cooked

    • @notyourstationtrainwreckgo2317
      @notyourstationtrainwreckgo2317 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Imagine him getting mad at the frying pan for not rolling his crepes for him

    • @evansphenomenal
      @evansphenomenal Před 11 měsíci +2

      Or perhaps the eggs were a little on the older side, so they're more runny, so the omelette spreads out more.

  • @DoctorBiobrain
    @DoctorBiobrain Před 11 měsíci +377

    In his defense, it’s called the Magic Bullet. It’s understandable that he expected it to literally be magic.

    • @ender8124
      @ender8124 Před 11 měsíci +22

      Clear case of false advertisement

    • @suzannesellers7383
      @suzannesellers7383 Před 9 měsíci +6

      I thought Magic Bullet was a marital aid.

    • @Ida-Adriana
      @Ida-Adriana Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@suzannesellers7383I thought that was just a regular bullet... 😩 I’ll show myself out 😞

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@suzannesellers7383 I mean... Also yes. It's an unfortunate convergence.

    • @nondisclosure3920
      @nondisclosure3920 Před 3 měsíci +1

      If you don't have continuously going it won't work properly when doing these particular recipes

  • @creativechaosify
    @creativechaosify Před 11 měsíci +339

    I suspect what happened was that Jack reached out to the MagicBullet company and wanted them to sponsor his videos. They probably told him no, so he made this anti-commercial to get back at them.

    • @kirbed9486
      @kirbed9486 Před 11 měsíci +20

      That’s so scandalous of him if it’s true

    • @kjaxthegrate
      @kjaxthegrate Před 7 měsíci +25

      He's definitely that petty....

    • @ScarletAngleGaara
      @ScarletAngleGaara Před 5 měsíci +5

      Wouldn’t that be grounds for a defamation case? Or a case for slander? I doubt the magic bullet company cared that much but legally speaking couldn’t they have sued him for that? Especially if he did it because he was rejected I bet they’d have a pretty solid case against this insane idiot if they could prove that.

    • @Szriko
      @Szriko Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@ScarletAngleGaara
      Almost impossible to prove, and what would they gain? This would actually be a very effective commercial - Same reason terrible mobile ads are made to intentionally look like it's being done by an idiot. Engagement baiting.

    • @katamine11
      @katamine11 Před 3 dny

      @@ScarletAngleGaarano, it’s just a “review”. People have the right to leave a review, regardless of how stupid it may be.

  • @BigRiceEnergy
    @BigRiceEnergy Před 11 měsíci +1783

    Cooking with Jack is cooking himself to an assisted living facility with his raw, unseasoned food

    • @SpaghettiCommunist
      @SpaghettiCommunist Před 11 měsíci +68

      That's a rather sad reality, I'm pretty sure he had another stroke recently, and he's not looking too good in his recent videos

    • @Anna.T.
      @Anna.T. Před 11 měsíci +18

      *Un* cooking with Jack

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před 11 měsíci +43

      ​@@SpaghettiCommunisthe had another stroke in February (I think). Salmonella is a cruel mistress.

    • @chadwickerman
      @chadwickerman Před 11 měsíci +32

      Yeah he certainly doesn't look good. He's only about 50ish but he looks 70. Not taking care of your health will tear you down.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 Před 11 měsíci +26

      His latest videos are just sad. Like it genuinely makes me feel bad for poking fun at him... he slurs his words and his right arm doesn't work so his wife does a lot of the physical cooking now. It is genuinely depressing.

  • @BigRiceEnergy
    @BigRiceEnergy Před 11 měsíci +745

    I like how it’s the Magic Bullet’s fault and not his lack of cooking skills that all his food came out looking awful. Classic Jack.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před 11 měsíci +19

      Oh it's absolutely the blender's fault that he can't cook eggs properly.

    • @thecolorfulgecko2200
      @thecolorfulgecko2200 Před 11 měsíci +1

      i see you everywhere 😂

    • @lucasraines
      @lucasraines Před 11 měsíci +2

      Right. The soufflé didn’t fall because I opened the oven, it fell because the oven is wonky 🧐🔎

    • @BigRiceEnergy
      @BigRiceEnergy Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@thecolorfulgecko2200 I exist everywhere there is snark

    • @coldmoonlight6361
      @coldmoonlight6361 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Don't buy the magic bullet if you have the IQ of a pidgeon

  • @DOMUSMAXIMUS
    @DOMUSMAXIMUS Před 11 měsíci +78

    Dane calling them “ the little crystals off of the mcdouble “ regarding the little chopped onions had me dying

  • @Roosterilla
    @Roosterilla Před 11 měsíci +161

    This wasn’t even a “Cooking with Jack” video review, this was more of a “Psychology of the Human Mind with Ken and Dane”💀

    • @drummergurl99
      @drummergurl99 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Bruh I was looking for this comment xD half of the video is them paused talking about something else completely 🤣
      (And I’m here for it obviously)

  • @stewpidasso3910
    @stewpidasso3910 Před 11 měsíci +1097

    That omelet wasn't even burnt. It had a very light brown crust which I actually enjoy. Very very light. He could have just flipped it

    • @stefanforrer2573
      @stefanforrer2573 Před 11 měsíci +236

      you have to remember that jack basically eats everything raw..... dude probably thinks everything above his body temperature is classified as burnt

    • @sicooper4230
      @sicooper4230 Před 11 měsíci +18

      @@stefanforrer2573 🤣

    • @swary9045
      @swary9045 Před 11 měsíci +40

      it's basically the difference between a french omelette and a rustic omelette. I definitely prefer a rustic omelette too

    • @paulghignon4092
      @paulghignon4092 Před 11 měsíci +52

      Not to mention even the heat from the omelet itself would've been enough to finish that, at least had he taken the effort to fold it properly as it came out of the pan. That tiny amount of liquid would've been cooked by carry over heat if it's towards the center of the omelet where heat will last the longest. Hell he could've even just thrown a lid on the damn pan and took it off the heat, and by the time he got his plate it'd be done...

    • @craftgarrett1
      @craftgarrett1 Před 11 měsíci +29

      @@paulghignon4092you are 100% right. He just doesn’t have a clue how to cook it’s amazing someone with this much passion knows so little

  • @asgrahim9164
    @asgrahim9164 Před 11 měsíci +642

    I bet he tried to get them to sponsor him, they rejected him so he decided to do a hit piece on them.

    • @beautybard
      @beautybard Před 11 měsíci +86

      It feels like it HAS to be something like that. He's so bitter lol.

    • @dgarrard100
      @dgarrard100 Před 11 měsíci +50

      The thing is, Jack's so insane that he might actually be blaming his failures (real and imagined) on the Magic Bullet.

    • @just0zzy807
      @just0zzy807 Před 11 měsíci +53

      Jack was rejected on Shark Tank, so he has it out for all "As Seen on TV" products.

    • @i.cry.sometimes18
      @i.cry.sometimes18 Před 11 měsíci +17

      ​@@just0zzy807omg the crying he did was so unnecessarily funny 😂😂

    • @kingsoloman42
      @kingsoloman42 Před 11 měsíci +4

      That thought is more comforting than the thought of ever having to eat Jack’s food 😂

  • @princedomi6557
    @princedomi6557 Před 11 měsíci +149

    Ken is like that uncle who tells the same story during the family gathering every year but it’s still fun to listen to because he’s the best uncle

  • @ChaosDave2
    @ChaosDave2 Před 11 měsíci +42

    Jack’s product reviews are amazing. He prides himself on throwing the instructions away and then can’t figure anything out. There’s one waffle iron thing that he overloads like crazy with batter and then calls the product a fail because he didn’t do it right.

  • @jamesrogers7049
    @jamesrogers7049 Před 11 měsíci +566

    I am the epitome of an amateur chef, and watching this is making my insides hurt. i cannot even imagine the turmoil of someone who really know what they're doing.

    • @snarky4lyfe144
      @snarky4lyfe144 Před 11 měsíci +14

      its agonizing for sure . home cook for 35 years lol even i can do better than Jack

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Same. And even I know that this is terrible. 🤣

    • @rickplayzyt6277
      @rickplayzyt6277 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Home cook for about 12 years with a cooking education before I switched to a forest guard education.
      Jack's "cooking" makes me want reach through the screen and shake some sense into him

    • @whollitrolli
      @whollitrolli Před 11 měsíci +4

      I'm an actual chef for over a decade, it hurts. It hurts more when home cooks think they know anything about professional cooking.

    • @DuelWielding2DohDoh_BiRDS
      @DuelWielding2DohDoh_BiRDS Před 11 měsíci +1

      Lol, I just except as entertainment. Having him help me cook is another story, i'd probably just ask him to not help. 😆

  • @kamogelomaile
    @kamogelomaile Před 11 měsíci +748

    I refuse to believe he isn’t purposefully giving the blender a bad review 😭

    • @Hackanhacker
      @Hackanhacker Před 11 měsíci +13

      same man its obvious xD

    • @EmileTherese
      @EmileTherese Před 11 měsíci +30

      I'm surprised he didn't try to sell his own version of it lol.

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@EmileTherese Maybe that's in the upcoming, very exciting, super hype "shipping episode" he mentioned

    • @kjaxthegrate
      @kjaxthegrate Před 6 měsíci +13

      I'm half convinced he asked the Magic Bullet people to sponsor him and made this video as revenge when they said no.

    • @Trigger200284
      @Trigger200284 Před 5 měsíci +1

      he's mad at his dad for buying something from an infomercial, so he's crapping on it in a super biased fashion because he has a point to prove with his dad. That's exactly what is going on here, he sabotaged the review out of some kind of jealousy against his dad. This guy is really screwed up in the head.

  • @meghannicole1474
    @meghannicole1474 Před 11 měsíci +205

    "The cheese didn't even cut!"
    Yes, Jack, because the cheese is supposed to magically melt and turn itself into nacho cheese sauce without the assistance of a microwave.

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 Před 5 měsíci +2

      moot af. he said cut not melt lol.

    • @ScarletAngleGaara
      @ScarletAngleGaara Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@shelby5809I believe the point they’re trying to make is that cutting cheese is ridiculously hard to do using a blender if it isn’t melted to a degree. Even with a knife cutting cheese can be difficult if it isn’t thawed to a point where you don’t have to practically saw the knife through a hard block of cheese.

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 Před 5 měsíci

      that's not a liquid nacho cheese dip@@ScarletAngleGaara

    • @ScarletAngleGaara
      @ScarletAngleGaara Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@shelby5809 I didn’t say it was? I wasn’t implying that you have to completely liquify cheese to do things with it. I was just trying to say cheese can be difficult to cut so a blender would be far less successful.

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 Před 5 měsíci

      bro the parent comment@@ScarletAngleGaara

  • @Skalwoods
    @Skalwoods Před 11 měsíci +15

    When buff says “Man I hate Jack…” just the way he says it lmao. I feel it.

  • @sp00ed
    @sp00ed Před 11 měsíci +303

    watching jack reminds me of the saying "a poor craftsman blames his tools"

  • @dreadmonkey6811
    @dreadmonkey6811 Před 11 měsíci +224

    Jack..the locking mechanism..is probably a safety feature.

    • @InsaneAndEloquentlyProfane
      @InsaneAndEloquentlyProfane Před 11 měsíci +15

      JACK:(In the voice of The Tick) SAFETY, YOU SAY? PISH POSH!!! DANGER IS MY FIRST NA.ME-- DANGER JACK (ow shit the stupid thing caught itself on fire 🔥)

    • @riel4553
      @riel4553 Před 11 měsíci +23

      Serious!y. I have a giant processors and common sense tells me that if it's capable of turning raw carrots into puree, it really needs its lid secure.

    • @kingsoloman42
      @kingsoloman42 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@riel4553I have common sense to know if it is a form of blender, it _really needs_ it’s lid secure. People nowadays

    • @Brianna_Q
      @Brianna_Q Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@kingsoloman42 Stupid people have always been around, and common. It's certainly not a new issue.

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer Před 9 měsíci +2

      And a good idea, with peripheral neuropathy I am constantly letting the coffee grinder lid fly off. Imagine instead of ground beans it was cheesy egg that went flying!

  • @Garousimp
    @Garousimp Před 11 měsíci +65

    It genuinely makes me frustrated that the man can’t just admit that he screwed up 😭

  • @thememe986
    @thememe986 Před 11 měsíci +48

    Jack really blamed the food processor for his own bad cooking 😂

  • @crr6750
    @crr6750 Před 11 měsíci +537

    I like how Buff is always surprised and shocked when Ken told the same story 10 diff times lol

    • @jaypazole4086
      @jaypazole4086 Před 11 měsíci +69

      Buff is the ultimate yes man

    • @lilia7944
      @lilia7944 Před 11 měsíci +125

      Or they are both dads and forget each others repeated stories lol

    • @mirthroberts9035
      @mirthroberts9035 Před 11 měsíci +63

      I remember that coconut ball story several times. I was cracking up and him telling it again.

    • @s.m.7635
      @s.m.7635 Před 11 měsíci +9

      Thats cuz Ken repeats stuff he sees online as if hes the one who came ip with it so Dane just goes along with it for the video. Ken always does tht and its so annoying lol

    • @elitings9965
      @elitings9965 Před 11 měsíci +11

      ​@@s.m.7635could you give an example, I'm honestly just curious lmao

  • @StruggleBus92
    @StruggleBus92 Před 11 měsíci +404

    This guy HAS to be aware of how bad his food is, he can't be THAT delusional. At least Kay tries her best and is an actual sweetheart. This dude is the opposite. Kay takes the trophy for#1 "chef" on CZcams.

    • @dgarrard100
      @dgarrard100 Před 11 měsíci

      He's had multiple strokes yet continues to cook and eat the least healthy food imaginable. 100% he's delusional.

    • @alangaray4748
      @alangaray4748 Před 11 měsíci +27

      He has had 3 strokes now, I think he would not last that long

    • @StruggleBus92
      @StruggleBus92 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@alangaray4748 wait, really!?

    • @jays903
      @jays903 Před 11 měsíci +22

      @@StruggleBus92 Are you surprised by that when you see him eat all this raw meat? lol

    • @StruggleBus92
      @StruggleBus92 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@jays903 you have a great point 😂

  • @kayaa5359
    @kayaa5359 Před 11 měsíci +27

    I loved it when Buff was so perplexed by Jacks omelet he instantly called it the slap chop XD

  • @A-A-wRONg
    @A-A-wRONg Před 11 měsíci +19

    To add onto the “impulse buys” tangent you guys went on, they also put the marked up candies and other small ticket items (I.e. chapstick and gum) at then end of the shopping experience because you are able to justify a smaller purchases after already making a big purchase. It’s easy to throw a $2 snickers in the kart when you have $275 worth of groceries.

  • @sailormoonwannabe
    @sailormoonwannabe Před 11 měsíci +137

    I had one of these at home and at work and it was amazing. I didn't think the infomercial would have to tell people to use a little bit of common sense when using it. Holy shit that guy was dense.

    • @stenh.6243
      @stenh.6243 Před 11 měsíci +14

      "IT'S WHISPER QUIET!"
      "WHAT?"
      *"IT'S WHISPER QUIET!!!"*

    • @Soggywafflecakes
      @Soggywafflecakes Před 11 měsíci +21

      Jack doesn't even know the difference between raw meat and cooked he deleted alot of comments in his videos when you try to confront him about it.

    • @mollynova6515
      @mollynova6515 Před 11 měsíci +6

      I loved my magic bullet...never had an issue with it....

    • @jordanalandry1866
      @jordanalandry1866 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Oh shit we LOVE our magic bullet we got two at home and one at the lake house use it for sooo much stuff now we have the ninja and a Cuisinart hand blender but that's only bc we wore the shit out of that bullet lmao

    • @raccoonman2562
      @raccoonman2562 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Omg me to I literally got one a month ago it's fun for my baking

  • @HBAwesomeness
    @HBAwesomeness Před 11 měsíci +162

    Ken, what you’re talking about is called decision fatigue in psychology. It’s when we lose control and get exhausted after a ton of decisions. That’s why psychologists suggest to take more time at home to decide what you’re going to buy at the store. I usually, find the exact product I want from the store and put that on my list as well as the aisle number so that I can just get in and get out. If I’m tired, I go with somebody else so that can encourage me to move past the things that I don’t need.

    • @baswijkstra13
      @baswijkstra13 Před 11 měsíci +7

      They use a lot of strategies in marketing. Like gross merchandising, putting complimentary foods next to eachother so you’ll be more likely to buy more than you need. Eye level is buy level, expensive brands at eye level so you’ll be quick to reach for the more expensive alternative when you’re tired. They also put slow music on to get you tired same for lighting strategies. And of course reward cards to get you to come back. Theres so much more involved in the background and most people don’t even realise it. Kinda scary if you think about it.

  • @KrigRaseri
    @KrigRaseri Před 11 měsíci +16

    Even if it is on purpose, Jack is a demonstration on why you have to always be wary of reviews in either direction.

  • @moneyboy503
    @moneyboy503 Před 11 měsíci +12

    As someone who has tried to make an omelet by mixing all the ingredients in a blender, it does change the way it cooks actually. the blending introduces so much air that its very easy for the outer layer to burn. the same amount of time with a normal egg mixture would be very different at that stage but that doesn't save him from still being able to flip it

  • @MrIdylex
    @MrIdylex Před 11 měsíci +51

    Jacks idea of burnt is “thoroughly cooked” all that omelette needed was a few minutes on other side and it would probably be pretty good

  • @beetlejuice9735
    @beetlejuice9735 Před 11 měsíci +67

    Hats off to buff being a g and listening to the same reeces balls story and still brining the reactions, loads of love guys

    • @Barribam
      @Barribam Před 11 měsíci

      I knew I've heard it before! 😂

    • @jaypazole4086
      @jaypazole4086 Před 11 měsíci

      Yes man gonna yes man

  • @Gu3ssWhatsN3XT
    @Gu3ssWhatsN3XT Před 10 měsíci +5

    LMFAO jack blaming his blender for messing his food up is like me blaming my toilet for not catching my piss instead of blaming my lack of aim

  • @Max_Sinister_26
    @Max_Sinister_26 Před 11 měsíci +17

    I love watching Jack. He makes me look like a 5 star Michelin chef.

  • @erikaronska1096
    @erikaronska1096 Před 11 měsíci +56

    My childhood food trauma story happened when I was 4 or 5. I thought the Hershey's Cocoa Powder was like Nesquick, and I took a huge spoonful of it. You only need to do that once to learn.

    • @stenh.6243
      @stenh.6243 Před 11 měsíci +16

      We sharing food trauma stories?
      All right, I have one.
      After school one day I went into a Chinese bakery. I saw what looked like lemon meringue tarts and found myself very much so in the mood for a lemon meringue tart, so I bought a couple.
      Walking down the street a short while later I took one from the bag and proceeded, tastebuds practically stretching in anticipation for the tang of the tart, to take a bite.
      It was not lemon meringue. It was chopped egg whites with jellied egg yolk topping it.
      Now while not disgusting or inedible, when your anticipating lemon meringue, I can't think of a more opposite flavor than chopped and jellied eggs.

    • @tinamarie7568
      @tinamarie7568 Před 11 měsíci +18

      Traumatized my future husband. Our 1st cookout together and the potato salad was one of my dishes. The liberal amount of paprika I used was accidentally cayenne pepper

    • @rylandbrown7113
      @rylandbrown7113 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I asked my grandma for a spoonful of the coco powder when she was baking once, she tried to warn little 5 yo me. I learned that day

    • @OriginalContent89
      @OriginalContent89 Před 11 měsíci +5

      I have a similar story. When I was about 5 my mom was making some sort of chocolate dessert in the kitchen and had a bar of baking chocolate on the counter so I asked if I could have a piece and she said sure. The minute it hit my tongue I realized that I had never experienced such betrayal in my young life 🤣

    • @GmmBeast
      @GmmBeast Před 11 měsíci +3

      My food trauma story is when my older sister (9) told me (7) that there was soda on the counter. I was really excited cause we had been moving houses and I was pretty tired. I took a sip. It was not soda. It was like watery sweet tea. I had never felt so betrayed. Experiencing sweet tea when I was expecting soda definitely traumatized me 😩 I hate most kinds of tea to this day, 16 years later 🤣

  • @nerd26373
    @nerd26373 Před 11 měsíci +133

    Failing at cooking once is one thing, but having to do the same mistake twice or more screams danger to me. If you want to get better at cooking, take advices seriously. It'll definitely make a huge difference altogether.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před 11 měsíci +9

      When I make something that isn't great I think about what I can change. I ask my roommate what he thinks. Then I adjust the recipe. Jack's cooking is the epitome of insanity. Let's keep doing the same thing expect it to be different.

    • @UmbreonDarkness69
      @UmbreonDarkness69 Před 11 měsíci +7

      ​@feraltaco4783 you are able to take the constructive criticism of your roommate to grow as a chef. Jack hasn't been able to do that in all his years cooking for youtube. After his most recent stroke he needs to stop making videos and definitely look after his health or if he has another stroke he very may well not survive it

    • @OriginalContent89
      @OriginalContent89 Před 11 měsíci +1

      But he wouldn't be Jack if he didn't just turn off comments for videos where he gets too many people telling him what he did wrong

  • @LydiaIndica
    @LydiaIndica Před 11 měsíci +26

    Ken and Buff raging at a 13 year old video is pure comedy to me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @foxxgirl6356
    @foxxgirl6356 Před 11 měsíci +18

    Ken trying to say he spelt “seasoning” wrong is the funniest shit😭

  • @BlvckPhantom
    @BlvckPhantom Před 11 měsíci +134

    The rage coming from Buff is hilarious lmao

    • @anicoleww
      @anicoleww Před 11 měsíci +1

      Buff is always hilarious 😆

    • @anicoleww
      @anicoleww Před 11 měsíci +1

      Btw, he has a channel himself 😊

  • @BatCritic21
    @BatCritic21 Před 11 měsíci +39

    Jack's Magic Bullet review is reminding of his other video when he made chili with that 1 year old frozen brisket and entered it in a chili cook off and then got all pissed off because he lost..

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video Před 11 měsíci +3

      God…

    • @Shae_Sandybanks
      @Shae_Sandybanks Před 11 měsíci +3

      Omg that was horrific

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před 11 měsíci

      NOOOOOO

    • @JustSortaOK
      @JustSortaOK Před 8 měsíci +6

      Yes, conveniently for Jack everyone at the CHURCH FUNCTION cheated

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Před 7 měsíci +2

      he got pissed off before he even arrived, because he already knew he would lose

  • @Telthar
    @Telthar Před 10 měsíci +9

    Jack cooks his own omelettes in ziplock bags in a pot of simmering water... As you do

  • @OZdoesArt
    @OZdoesArt Před 11 měsíci +8

    I'm glad that you guys pulled up the Jack on the Go channel at the start of the video, I feel like everyone focuses on the classic Cooking with Jack episodes, skims over the recent stuff, and totally ignores the Jack on the Go restaurant reviews. How Jack conducts himself in a public setting is at least as bad as his cooking 😂

  • @darktemplar1177
    @darktemplar1177 Před 11 měsíci +138

    Always love the chemistry between buff and ken, makes watching the vids a treat after a long day.

  • @OnyxKoalaCatBear24
    @OnyxKoalaCatBear24 Před 11 měsíci +26

    I have a fear of mushrooms just showing up in foods because they’ll kill me. So many things have mushrooms without people telling you.

    • @actual_corpse
      @actual_corpse Před 10 měsíci +2

      Yeah... My bf and I are allergic so I'm always vigilant... They also just taste bad... Kinda weird and slimy

  • @Cottontailart
    @Cottontailart Před 11 měsíci +41

    He’s literally made a Japanese omelette by accident 😂

    • @LydiaIndica
      @LydiaIndica Před 11 měsíci +6

      All he needed was some rice 😅🤤

    • @Cottontailart
      @Cottontailart Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@LydiaIndica legit 😂

    • @OriginalContent89
      @OriginalContent89 Před 11 měsíci +3

      All he had to do was roll it lol

    • @beepbeeplettuce5890
      @beepbeeplettuce5890 Před 11 měsíci +1

      No he didnt, not even close dude

    • @Cottontailart
      @Cottontailart Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@beepbeeplettuce5890 let me guess u think I don’t know how it’s made? I wasn’t joking about him using the wrong pan just how it looked so go have a cuppa

  • @slymee_
    @slymee_ Před 9 měsíci +2

    "it's runny, i don't like that at all" my brother in christ YOU COOKED THE OMELETTE 🤨

  • @breezemansker3366
    @breezemansker3366 Před 11 měsíci +84

    You guys have to watch Kay make a 'vanilla slice' 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AliCat222
      @AliCat222 Před 11 měsíci +4

      I think they have done that one before

    • @tinamarie7568
      @tinamarie7568 Před 11 měsíci +11

      She made chorizo pasta WITHOUT chorizo, even though she said it a million times. She caught so much flack she changed the title to Pasta dish or something like that

    • @Soggywafflecakes
      @Soggywafflecakes Před 11 měsíci +9

      Least kay knows she isn't good at cooking. jack actually thinks he's on the same level as Gordon Ramsey

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 Před 11 měsíci +29

    The nice thing about magic bullet is it’s cheap because it’s small and one mode, but it does that one mode amazing, but it’s better for like a single person or safer for kids to make something than a normal blender. These things are like $12 at walmart

  • @rosiet9219
    @rosiet9219 Před 11 měsíci +6

    I used to watch that magic bullet infomercial lots! I loved the family dynamic 😂 and they carried it through with the rest of the products. Early 2010’s was a simpler time

    • @Soggywafflecakes
      @Soggywafflecakes Před 11 měsíci

      Same I remember wanting it because they gave you 2 but eventually I learned it would be the same price as buying 2 with the payments they had.

  • @FittedSheetGaming
    @FittedSheetGaming Před 11 měsíci +31

    I work at a Walmart and the candy section is literally called "impulse" 💀

  • @tylerbreazeale9964
    @tylerbreazeale9964 Před 11 měsíci +14

    He didn't want to like it so he set it up to fail like a child.

    • @matthewcarter2683
      @matthewcarter2683 Před 10 měsíci

      He failed at setting it up to fail tho lol. Painfully so

  • @An_even_fuller_sun
    @An_even_fuller_sun Před 7 měsíci +4

    Ken's story about the coconut ball his grandma made reminds me of when my aunt offered everyone chocolate during Christmas but failed to mention that among the caramel and chocolate filled ones were cherry filled ones and that was the day that I realized maraschino cherries are one of humanity's worst creations. Tasted like I had poured cough syrup in my mouth.

  • @MegaDchamp
    @MegaDchamp Před 8 měsíci +4

    "The best barbecue sauce you'll ever taste"
    From Uncle Jack? I have some doubts.

  • @TheLegendaryPug
    @TheLegendaryPug Před 11 měsíci +91

    I honestly can't get enough of the cooking videos as someone who cooks as a job, absolutely horrendous to watch but soooo entertaining.

    • @PongoDaMan
      @PongoDaMan Před 11 měsíci +4

      youd like august the duck

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@PongoDaManOMG YES! I was just thinking about August!

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I don't know why but I crave these kind of vids. I use them as a guide to what one should NEVER do with food.

    • @stenh.6243
      @stenh.6243 Před 11 měsíci

      Kay's cooking drive me to hair pulling madness. She's a witch, a literal bride of Satan and I can not be convinced otherwise.

    • @chadwickerman
      @chadwickerman Před 11 měsíci

      I'm kinda the same but I also look at the amount of food they waste making their "poor man's" concoctions and it makes me irritated.

  • @emidal05
    @emidal05 Před 11 měsíci +14

    For the number remembering thing, my first thought was that they chose cake cause they were like “reward yourself, you remembered them all”

    • @tabora_
      @tabora_ Před 11 měsíci +2

      That's immediately what I thought 😭😭 fruit for being refreshing, but cake because it's rewarding

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I'm curious to know what kind of fruit and what kind of cake. Feel like that might've affected the results a bit. I know I wouldn't go for a cake that was piled with buttercream, but there are definitely a few popular fruits that I hate too.

  • @marieconvers5736
    @marieconvers5736 Před 11 měsíci +8

    We had a magic bullet when I was younger and my sister and I would use it to make chocolate milk because it blended the powder up so good and it was easy to use. It came with these color coded rims so you didnt even have to put the drinks in a different cup, just take off the blades, put on the little disk, and your good.

  • @mortalkombatboot
    @mortalkombatboot Před 11 měsíci +6

    Ken's coconut balls story reminds me of the year my grandma decided to make her own cranberry sauce instead of getting the store bought. And she used almost no sugar. My sister and I both took a HUGE bite thinking it was the normal stuff. We didn't let on like anything was wrong though 🤣

  • @statesminds
    @statesminds Před 11 měsíci +16

    I was a marketing major and we learned a lot about psychology of it all. Pretty wild stuff. Lol but once you learn and do it yourself you’re always painfully aware of it

    • @Dmgkisapika112
      @Dmgkisapika112 Před 11 měsíci

      I bet Shark Tank and similar shows give you anxiety lol I’d love to see a marketing expert review some of those pitches

    • @DrewReckless
      @DrewReckless Před 9 měsíci

      So free their minds or we'll peel the skin from your reptile caucaus

  • @Air_Serpent
    @Air_Serpent Před 11 měsíci +20

    Buff being defensive for the Magic Bullet is gold 😂
    My family uses that exact brand, you always need to put it at least five seconds. Never had an issue with it except when it's stuffed or dry, but that's easily dealt with.

  • @galaxyguy4522
    @galaxyguy4522 Před 4 měsíci +2

    “Man I hate jack…” 😂 that guy is bad at cooking. How do you blame the magic bullet for miscooking eggs???

  • @jexxer
    @jexxer Před 11 měsíci +6

    Man, I _wish_ I could eat some salsa with cilantro, but I'm allergic. Anything with any form of coriander gives me _nasty_ hives all over. Which really sucks because the couple of times I had curried chicken and the one time I had a particular chip dip, they tasted _sooooo good._

  • @nicolereadstarot
    @nicolereadstarot Před 11 měsíci +37

    This blender is the only way i can get my toddlers to eat veggies lol

    • @tinamarie7568
      @tinamarie7568 Před 11 měsíci +9

      I saved a fortune with it making baby and toddler food for my kids with this! Healthier, and they were eating the same thing as the family. Super easy and I loved it for other things too

    • @Soggywafflecakes
      @Soggywafflecakes Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@@tinamarie7568I remember the og old magic bullet ad i finally got one eventually but those ads really were good at selling it.

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey Před 11 měsíci

      Same lol I used it for steaks for my son until he got molars lol

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer Před 9 měsíci

      Maybe they'd prefer not to have a gut bomb of broccoli fiber festering and taking up space in their tiny stomachs, that could be filled with nutritionally dense food like sashimi or eggs?

    • @tinamarie7568
      @tinamarie7568 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@voluntaryismistheanswer Broccoli is packed with key vitamins, calcium, and and fiber to support regularity- but sashimi is known to have parasites, bacteria, no fiber, and a whole bucket load of bad cholesterol, not to mention the heavy metals, and is highly dangerous to a toddler. I guess it depends on whether or not you love your baby

  • @Alexandrawr89
    @Alexandrawr89 Před 11 měsíci +31

    He's like the ppl who blame stuff they do on other ppl but he blames the kitchen appliances 😂

    • @jaypazole4086
      @jaypazole4086 Před 11 měsíci +1

      That's why he has comments shut off on his videos 😅

    • @Soggywafflecakes
      @Soggywafflecakes Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@jaypazole4086he deleted alot of comments in his videos he even replied to me one time when I told him his food was raw.

    • @OriginalContent89
      @OriginalContent89 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@SoggywafflecakesWhat did he say?

    • @Soggywafflecakes
      @Soggywafflecakes Před 11 měsíci

      @@OriginalContent89 he said I am blind

  • @marissamate
    @marissamate Před 11 měsíci +7

    God. I love the Cooking With Jack Show 😂 You guys should collab with August The Duck

  • @sarahtemraz736
    @sarahtemraz736 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Can we talk about how much chemistry the hosts have? Love them! Hilarious. Just started watching this underrated channel. Love the goofy witty humor and esp love the to catch a predator videos

  • @Football-Is-My-Personality
    @Football-Is-My-Personality Před 11 měsíci +43

    I've never felt so connected to buff when he said he hates musrooms.
    DONT SAY YOU CANT TATSE IT BECAUSE I CAN

    • @Infodumptruck
      @Infodumptruck Před 11 měsíci +3

      Same with tofu. I swear some people's taste buds are just dead

    • @aquanas
      @aquanas Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@Infodumptrucklol

    • @TheBlueberryymuffin
      @TheBlueberryymuffin Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@Infodumptrucki like tofu with a korean sauce

    • @Mo-vu7jc
      @Mo-vu7jc Před 11 měsíci +7

      wtf i dont get that
      mushrooms and tofu both have super distinct flavors and textures, it would be so hard NOT to notice them
      I love both but I'm never gonna dunk on someone for not wanting them, nevermind gaslighting them into "NO NO MUSHROOMS TEEHEE (they're blended in)"

    • @OriginalContent89
      @OriginalContent89 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I hate mushrooms too unless they're magic lol

  • @HatSandwiches
    @HatSandwiches Před 11 měsíci +7

    Jack fed year old brisket chili to his freakin church and then got tilted that nobody liked it. I want to fight him

  • @katters4368
    @katters4368 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Did Ken really make fun of Jack spelling “seasoning” correctly...? Lmao had to rewind and pause to make sure I wasn’t losing it 😂

  • @ogreiron
    @ogreiron Před měsícem

    I can’t even remember how I found you and Buff, but I’m so glad I did, I love all your videos and hope you keep making them for a long time and congrats on the new baby!

  • @BubbyBoy
    @BubbyBoy Před 11 měsíci +13

    2:07 Jack on the Go is the worst decision Jack's made. His food vlogs show the man's entitlement and narcissism in ways his regular videos don't.

  • @emilywalter7246
    @emilywalter7246 Před 11 měsíci +27

    The Buckeye vs Coconut Ball mistake resonated deeply with me. Also, if you want your buckeye (reese's/peanut butter balls) to be moist, you need to add a little corn syrup to the peanut butter filling!

    • @ARTSIEBECCA
      @ARTSIEBECCA Před 11 měsíci

      As an Ohioan, I felt that.😊

    • @ginny5547
      @ginny5547 Před 11 měsíci

      I’m from a very small, rural town in the Midwest, but have moved to a larger city. When I made Buckeyes for the first time I called my grandma to compare recipes. I told her the one I found called for corn syrup. Her response was a scoff and something about how I must be making “big city Buckeyes” with “such fancy ingredients” and if I wanted “authentic Buckeyes” I should use Crisco. I made peanut butter chip cookies instead.

    • @ARTSIEBECCA
      @ARTSIEBECCA Před 11 měsíci

      @@ginny5547 haha that's funny. I didn't know we had "Big City" buckeyes.🤣

  • @chongxiong1164
    @chongxiong1164 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is his first Tase of actual Flavor, The potential of what could have been good. I never been so frustrated that he can't work a blender.

  • @IMortalNemesisI
    @IMortalNemesisI Před 5 měsíci +2

    *Puts big cold blocks of velveta in blender. *Shocked when it doesn't magically turn into hot melty queso.

  • @StuMTG
    @StuMTG Před 11 měsíci +13

    jack having his own commercial might be the funniest turn of events ever

  • @_korbo_
    @_korbo_ Před 11 měsíci +8

    That first omelet wasn't even burning on the underside! He just pulled it out before it was done for no reason lol.

  • @nicoledisney5159
    @nicoledisney5159 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Buff Pro, your commentary is hilarious!! I’m screaming at the screen with you 🤣🤣

  • @mini_angry_moth2891
    @mini_angry_moth2891 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Lmao, I love Dane, that "What dose he want?!?" at 19:40 - This Jack dude is such a goober.

  • @ReeN1995
    @ReeN1995 Před 11 měsíci +51

    It's sad to see what the cooking has done to him, in his new videos it seems like the strokes paralyzed him somewhat

    • @Air_Serpent
      @Air_Serpent Před 11 měsíci +10

      Not joking, did the cooking cause his stroke?
      Edit: just got to the part Ken joked about the same thing 💀

    • @Cramercy
      @Cramercy Před 11 měsíci +3

      Yeah he talks like Sylvester Stallone now

    • @Mike90317
      @Mike90317 Před 11 měsíci

      :(

    • @joywolf83
      @joywolf83 Před 11 měsíci +7

      aww that's really sad 😢

    • @jamiejam9976
      @jamiejam9976 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@Air_Serpent have you seen anything he's made with cheese because i don't think you have if you're still asking that

  • @K5YA_
    @K5YA_ Před 11 měsíci +7

    The emotions I have right now. Anger, disbelief, and shock. How does one mess up simple recipes, over and over….

  • @Chickendestroyefier
    @Chickendestroyefier Před 11 měsíci

    I have watched that magic bullet infomercial so many times, like a favorite re-run. Pure gold.

  • @RIN_Relaxation
    @RIN_Relaxation Před 11 měsíci

    Thanks for the video, always a pleasure to watch these funny videos indeed

  • @JessPoetics178
    @JessPoetics178 Před 11 měsíci +20

    I'll give it to Jack. Dudes been on CZcams for a long time and never improving on anything.

  • @rocknrollnichole1071
    @rocknrollnichole1071 Před 11 měsíci +44

    He makes Kay look like a 5 star chef!

    • @KristenDETW
      @KristenDETW Před 11 měsíci +15

      Kay at least, seems like a nice lady. This guy has an inflated ego for some reason and is deliousional, lol

  • @Spetia
    @Spetia Před 11 měsíci +1

    I got a headache trying to figure out how he didn't know you have to flip omelettes, how do you go that long in life without knowing that.

  • @Nessa_1990
    @Nessa_1990 Před 4 měsíci

    I remember that infomercial. It was so long. I watched it countless times in my childhood during the summer when I'd go to sleep at 4am lol.

  • @amberaegard
    @amberaegard Před 11 měsíci +5

    I love that magic bullet infomercial 🤣 I used to watch it every day when I didn't have cable, and only had about 4 channels

    • @Soggywafflecakes
      @Soggywafflecakes Před 11 měsíci

      Same I remember we used to stay up late nights and all the shows were not on so we watched these infomercials alot.

  • @vrt2534
    @vrt2534 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Lmao... Bruh just dropped some raw egg because he just didn't wanna flip it... Epic.

    • @folkloreofbeing
      @folkloreofbeing Před 11 měsíci

      The egg is cooked, it's just runny.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@folkloreofbeingI beg you do not defend this man, that egg was raw

    • @folkloreofbeing
      @folkloreofbeing Před 11 měsíci

      @@maddieb.4282 I did not mean his egg, I meant about my previous comment.
      My dad was a cook. Omelettes are folded or rolled and are a little 'custardy' in the middle. Fritata is flipped or the top is puffed up in the oven or under a grill. (That's what I learned anyway)

  • @mommonald224
    @mommonald224 Před 11 měsíci +1

    “All of a sudden, you mad about the socks you got for Christmas!” 🤣🤣

  • @flowergaming364
    @flowergaming364 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Jack really said nasty to a badly blended salsa, while making chili for his church from a green brisket

  • @pariahpokemonwesbragg2904
    @pariahpokemonwesbragg2904 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Ken out here doin "Rocket Surgery". Be careful, man!!

  • @new-bp6ix
    @new-bp6ix Před 11 měsíci +3

    This is the best marketing method; he made me want to buy the Magic Bullet just to prove him wrong! Haha

  • @XAbraCadabraxxX
    @XAbraCadabraxxX Před 11 měsíci +2

    Buffs reaction is by far the best thing legit so angry 😂

  • @GhoulValentine
    @GhoulValentine Před 11 měsíci

    I love to watch these kind of videos on Jack and sometimes I just straight up watch his channel, its all fun and games for me but my cockatiel Wesker, He is obessed with it !! He could be flying around dancing on my shoulder but as soon as he sees Jack's orange attire- complete quietness, he just stares. I know for a fact that Wesker is his biggest fan

  • @Xoxcutietots119
    @Xoxcutietots119 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Love the daily videos!!! Thank youuu ❤️❤️👏👏 love u both

  • @solrinin
    @solrinin Před 11 měsíci +5

    I'm pretty sure the grocery store's mental tricks don't work on me because I'm mentally drained before I step foot in the store. I don't look at shit, I have a list I follow regardless of sales and I GTFO.

  • @sexnoisespodcast3160
    @sexnoisespodcast3160 Před 11 měsíci +3

    The worst part of being a Chef was dealing with guys like him.

  • @InsaneAndEloquentlyProfane
    @InsaneAndEloquentlyProfane Před 11 měsíci +2

    Here's my $2 word for the day, but the ONLY word that I think of while watching Ken's reactions throughout the entire video is APOPLECTIC. By the end of Jack's video, Ken is absolutely APOPLECTIC. 😂😂😂 I love you guys. And I loved when Ken turns to Dane and asks, " do you (a Mexicano) like cilantro?" And for like a couple of beats, Dane didn't quite know what to say to that. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BradB93
    @BradB93 Před 11 měsíci

    First of all, PSYCHOLOGY! Love it!
    Secondly, those eggs disturb me… 😆

  • @AjayXD__
    @AjayXD__ Před 11 měsíci +11

    Jack was on a diet of mayonnaise and beans for most of his life so that says a LOT already

    • @Shae_Sandybanks
      @Shae_Sandybanks Před 11 měsíci +2

      🤢🤢🤢

    • @OriginalContent89
      @OriginalContent89 Před 11 měsíci +1

      And that was considered the salad. Makes me wonder what his family ate when they weren't trying to be healthy

  • @Aki-ot8bo
    @Aki-ot8bo Před 11 měsíci +14

    Right on time to have something good to watch while eating!

    • @kalilane7517
      @kalilane7517 Před 11 měsíci +1

      My dude, I don't think that I can properly express just how much I fully agree and understand, literally exactly what you mean, like every word of it, and I just have to say, I feel so freaking seen lmao.

  • @meganlopez8241
    @meganlopez8241 Před 9 měsíci +3

    He makes me feel like I’m a Michelin star chef 👩‍🍳

  • @RandomBogey
    @RandomBogey Před 11 měsíci +1

    That magic bullet infomercial was like an hour or two long, too. Watched it a few times late at night when there was absolutely nothing else on tv and it actually made me want one. I never did get one…