@@Reborn95 they do it with all the classics... dumb n dumber/ anchorman/ super troopers... they just reuse the same jokes and leave a bad taste in your mouth:P
@@naeemnazeer5081 Haha, imagine a game called "Tell me you're intellectually a castrate without actually telling me that" you'd nail it on the first shot, buddy 😂👌
*FCKING YANKEES ALWAYS MENTION THEIR LANDING ON THE MOON BUT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE SECOND, BECAUSE FIRST IN SPACE RACE WERE RUSSIANS AND IT MAKES YANKEES SO ANGRY, IN ALL MOVIES THEY TRY TO ERASE THIS FACT THAT FIRST MAN IN SPACE WAS RUSSIAN, FIRST SATELLITE WAS RUSSIAN. YOU CAN EVEN FCK YOURSELF IN AS.S MILLION TIMES FCKING YANKEES BUT IT WILL NEVER EVER CHANGE THE FACT THAT U LOST TO RUSSIANS AND U RE JUST SECOND! FOREVER SECOND!*
Yeah, cos the camera angle of Carey leaving is a perfect shot, and didn't just happen to have the article in focus all the time... repeat after me, to the tune of REM...if you believe....
Is he? A guy gets hostile over the girl, a girl I'm sure he's aware is married and not to Jim Carrey, and then TELLS the creepy guy where she lives? That bartender knows too much.
He definitely improvised this the actress playing this sexy woman said no one knew he was gonna say it....personally I think he saw the pic in rehearsals and pre planned still funny tho
Guys!? First of all...maybe being lied to isn't a bad thing you know? maybe it keeps some people from stressing out big-time and having a heart attack or something.
A woman who looks like Victoria Rowell coming up to me in a bar and instantly striking up a conversation would totally make my day. Mary Swanson would be a distant memory.
lol I knew the first time I saw this that she had to be a cop. A pretty girl walking into a bar telling Lloyd Christmas she broke up with her boyfriend? Yea that wasn’t too obvious.
This movie is legitimately a comedy classic. In 2 minutes, we have so many jokes rolling off of our sleeves that you can barely hear the next one in between bouts of your own laughter.
@@thedarkknight646 yeh man i did something similar, was faithful to a girl i was seeing when i in my prime with 6pack, young etc i would go back and jump every piece of ass that came my way also. I do it now though but still lost of missed ones.
Timmo I think that’s part of the motivation I had to stay in shape. I’m starting to see all the “attractive” people I went to school with let themselves go completely. It’s like a mental victory for me because I can say you all are washed up and here I am still looking youthful and even more healthy than when I actually was younger. Never too late to get back into shape so you can feel better about yourself while others make excuses
I heard in one documentary that we landed on the moon part was improvised by Jim. If that's true he is a genious. Also the entire reaction to the chick's talk was spot on priceless
@@Xscape128 No she wasn't about to laugh. She's acting. And she's supposed to flirt with Loyd to get information. So she's looking at him to see his reaction after she tells him she's single.
Dumb and Dumber is the funniest movie I've ever seen! I watched this movie a lot already, and it took a lot of effort to stop me from bursting out laughing (i need to be quiet at the moment) at Loyd's faces!
If you notice when Beth starts talking to Lloyd, he has two beers in front of him. Just before he asks the bartender about Mary, there’s five. He went through three beers with Beth talking to him non-stop. I wonder how long that was. Clearly long enough to drive Lloyd crazy.
Probably making fun of the idiot idea that we ever landed on the moon. No one has ever walked on the moon and no one ever will, seeing as it's not even physical, it's a light.
1:35 the best part of the movie.. Bartender: Mary Swanson? Yeah. She comes in here all the time. Lloyd: What's that supposed to mean? Bartender: She has dinner. Lloyd: Oh. I'm sorry.
@@renegarcia7011 lol its a movie why u reading so much into it, besides in the movie she only talking to him cause he is involved in the case she is working on
This scene is by far my favorite one (and the one on the broken toilet). The first time I heard Lloyd saying "no... and I don't CARE!", I literally couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the movie! XD
Love the face he makes at 1.06. Just the way I feel when women start rattling on about their personal troubles. I've lost count how many times I've watched Dumb and Dumber during lockdown. I know it's not Shakespeare, but it's a hilarious distraction that can dissolve all the black clouds that hover about your head and turn them into rays of sunshine. No wonder author Paul Hyder decided to include it in his book Film Therapy: @t This feel-good comedy with a happy ending transmutes depression into merriment. No need for meds and quack nostrums. Dumb and Dumber is the best tonic out there.
Nope! That actually happened to me like 3-4 years ago when I arrived at a club early with my friend and there was only few people there..this girl set down next to me and started talking..
it's happened to me before too, on one of my very few trips to the bar in my life. older lady sat next to me even though there were tons of free seats. too bad I wasn't interested at the time.
If that happens they're probably sociopaths trying to scam you anyways. No girl would sit down next to you like that. Just like how creepy it would be for them if you did the same.
!["Put out the vibe" - Dumb and Dumber (1994) - [HQ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Hodpa4_Nh6c/mqdefault.jpg)
"Why would she have you meet her at a bar at ten in the morning?!" "I don't know I just thought she was a raging alcoholic!"
Amanda Falcone 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best line in the movie.
As he's drinking a whole lot hahah
WE LANDED ON THE MOON! 📰
most patient bar tender in history lmfao.
He’s the same guy from
Kingpin woody and randy quaid tried to hustle in the middle of the movie.
@@alwillk Didnt know that
Nope. Old days bartenders like this.
@@jacklemmon2402 todays bartenders hate customers and they let you know it
@@alwillk And the same actor who plays the trans hostess in Shallow Hal.
Man this movie will never ever get unfunny
Thats why ill never watch the “sequel” i do not want to taint this movies memory
@@faceripper77 I saw the one after this one and yeah it just didn’t feel the same💆🏻♂️
@@Reborn95 they do it with all the classics... dumb n dumber/ anchorman/ super troopers... they just reuse the same jokes and leave a bad taste in your mouth:P
The second was kinda funny IMO, but definitely nowhere as good as the original
Jerry Seinfeld: "it cannot not b funny!"
Lol aaah love this part "NO AND I DONT CARE!!!!"
thats my favorite part too 😂
Melanie Trodella i would care what u have to say tho
Every man ever
You're beautiful asf
A phrase that many people want to say but are afraid to, haha
This entire movie is gold. 24 years later and it's just as funny as it was then.
except the truckstop scene that they revised. because wtf were they thinking?
By far THE BEST Jim Carry film!
26 year old now. Still the best comedy movie.
Greatest comedy ever
That loooong! WOW still goodie!
His face when she’s explaining her problems is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a movie
🙌🏼
Harry's in gas station was better😄😄
Noo and I don't caaareeeee. 🙄😤😤 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️💯💯
@@seferino🙄😤😤😂😂😂😂
The way he looked when she said "bad day huh" is pure gold 😅😅😅
The whole part about the moon landing was completely improvised by Jim Carrey. The man is a comedic genius.
Yup bc he knows the truth we never really landed !
@@naeemnazeer5081 Haha, imagine a game called "Tell me you're intellectually a castrate without actually telling me that" you'd nail it on the first shot, buddy 😂👌
*FCKING YANKEES ALWAYS MENTION THEIR LANDING ON THE MOON BUT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE SECOND, BECAUSE FIRST IN SPACE RACE WERE RUSSIANS AND IT MAKES YANKEES SO ANGRY, IN ALL MOVIES THEY TRY TO ERASE THIS FACT THAT FIRST MAN IN SPACE WAS RUSSIAN, FIRST SATELLITE WAS RUSSIAN. YOU CAN EVEN FCK YOURSELF IN AS.S MILLION TIMES FCKING YANKEES BUT IT WILL NEVER EVER CHANGE THE FACT THAT U LOST TO RUSSIANS AND U RE JUST SECOND! FOREVER SECOND!*
Yeah, cos the camera angle of Carey leaving is a perfect shot, and didn't just happen to have the article in focus all the time...
repeat after me, to the tune of REM...if you believe....
No it wasn’t. It was filmed like that for a reason
The face he makes when he burps is incredible.
so classic lmfao, the way he leans back and starts just guzzling the beer had me crackin up
😂😂
@@smalltownplaya712 he's just great in every way 😂😂
Enjoy my CZcams friends. Let’s relive this video again. I haven’t watched this in a while. And I’m bringing you all with me. Buahaha
I laughed so hard at that one, every time!
1:14 is every guys reaction inside when a girl starts talking about her bf
***** Or whent they just start talking.
LMAO 👍😆👍 SO TRUE!!
True that
I think :53 is a better reaction. That would def bring the conversation to a halt
Playing dead works every time.
"No wayyy...Huh, that's great....We landed on the moon!!" Cracks me up everytime.
Jim Carey made it up on the spot which makes it even better
@@BlueJWay999 This, along with my favorite line of the movie: "Hey big gulps, nice, alright..... welp see ya later!"
@@max-fj7np yes 💯 the extras are like what the ____ 😯
@@BlueJWay999 we all knoooow we get itttttt
@@DiabloMEX-AMERICAN669 Some people might not know it was improvised. Dick.
One of the coolest bartenders in movie history
Isn’t he the guy from kingpin that they try to hustle?
Is he? A guy gets hostile over the girl, a girl I'm sure he's aware is married and not to Jim Carrey, and then TELLS the creepy guy where she lives? That bartender knows too much.
@@Kaboomboo hey that's her problem not his
@@Kaboomboo she's famous apparently so it would be very easy for him to get that information
@@alwillk yep
"This ones on me"
"Yippee"
As an alcoholic, that would be like winning the fucking lottery!
Too bad it's a Coors
Matt Phebus lmao
@@spy1965 exactly. he might as well drink beer flavored water
@@spy1965 well i mean alcoholics don't really care. Hell my folks drank a bottle of irish liquor cause they ran out of their favorite beer
I use that line all the time "No and I don't care!" because of this movie.
Same XD
lmfao same here
Same
@@SwollenostrichTMThe bartender is also in there's something about Mary when Ben Stiller is being interrogated 😂
Jim Carreys face at 1:06 and 'Nooo, and I don't CAAARREE! Never fails to kill me 😅😅
LOL
WE LANDED ON THE MOON! lol
Lmao, came down here to write the same thing 😂 my favorite line in this whole scene hahahahahah 😂😂🙌🏽
Rob Is How do you know it were improvised?
Master Knife it wan't scripted.
Master Knife Jim Carrey improvised several scenes as does in his movies there are valid sources including IMDb website on Dumb and Dumber.
He definitely improvised this the actress playing this sexy woman said no one knew he was gonna say it....personally I think he saw the pic in rehearsals and pre planned still funny tho
"Hello."
*BUUUUURRRRPP
That bit was really funny.
I love how Lloyd is suffering and the girl just continues to talk. Even when bluntly says he doesn't care lmaoooooo
When he burps and then snarls at her ..... best Jim Carey ever
"best Jim Carey ever"...
Wrong!
That IS what Jim Carey really is!
This has legitimately been my favorite movie since I was a kid. It aged like fine wine.
It's my absolute favorite movie of all time. I laughed so hard in the theater when it first came out that the people in front of me moved. 🤣
lady: do you know what the klutz did? Lloyd: no... and I DON'T CAARE!... lady: I'm gonna tell you anyway
*WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!!*
Stefanonimo that was about the height of stupidity if he didn't know that.
we didn't go to the moon. we can't leave earth. research flat earth.
Jesus you're an idiot!
Don't know who thought to add the special moment in the script but.....fucking epic decision!
Guys!? First of all...maybe being lied to isn't a bad thing you know? maybe it keeps some people from stressing out big-time and having a heart attack or something.
A woman who looks like Victoria Rowell coming up to me in a bar and instantly striking up a conversation would totally make my day. Mary Swanson would be a distant memory.
simp
Same here
Yep. That IS Victoria Rowell. 🏆
@@amyt2400 when there one in a 100.000.000 to make a chance to make your love your lady . you just gotta ignore.
lol I knew the first time I saw this that she had to be a cop. A pretty girl walking into a bar telling Lloyd Christmas she broke up with her boyfriend? Yea that wasn’t too obvious.
This movie is legitimately a comedy classic. In 2 minutes, we have so many jokes rolling off of our sleeves that you can barely hear the next one in between bouts of your own laughter.
I have a friend who is very much like Lloyd. This is exactly how he would behave - AND dress - in a situation like this.
If he dresses like this, you, my friend, are bad friend.
@@SbongamandlaMaphumulo Ithink your sexy
Well then take him to the bar haha. The fuck you doing here on youtube. 😂
1:06 😂 Lloyd’s face kills me everytime
Funniest shit ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🥴
👀😂
Looking like Val Kilmer Lmao
Love how this gorgeous single girl is talking to him and he is too focused on Mary Swanson
True love with a little bit of obsession.
@@thedarkknight646 yeh man i did something similar, was faithful to a girl i was seeing when i in my prime with 6pack, young etc i would go back and jump every piece of ass that came my way also. I do it now though but still lost of missed ones.
Timmo I think that’s part of the motivation I had to stay in shape. I’m starting to see all the “attractive” people I went to school with let themselves go completely. It’s like a mental victory for me because I can say you all are washed up and here I am still looking youthful and even more healthy than when I actually was younger. Never too late to get back into shape so you can feel better about yourself while others make excuses
She's a undercover cop tho lol using her looks for info.
@john probst both of them?
0:55... best burp in cinematic history. Perfect face and everything. Bravo, Carrey, bravo
I laughed so hard on that. The girls reaction was even priceless
If Lloyd got married to Mary her name would be, Mary Christmas
They actually did get married, in real life...people forget about that one
And their son would be named Noel.
Oh yeah
@Justget Onwithit she always was completely shave I heard
This a Mary Christmas
The moon bit is the funniest part of the scene. Awesome.
"This one's on me." "Yippeee." Ha ha. Gets me every time.
The writing everything about this movie is just 10/10.
Comedy in its absolution, from A to Z. And this soundtrack with 90s vibes in every line... Nostalgic sadness mixed with eternal fun
1:16 she just carries on with her conversation LMAO!!!!😃😄😂
his change in expression at :36 is so perfect. every time I watch this movie I find something new
The genius of this movie is unbelievable. Funny beginning till the end. Timeless
That black chick is so hot
her name is Victoria Rowell
Super hot
His facial expressions and his “NO, and I dont caaree!” Is me when someone at work tells me a story about their children from their daily routine 😂
The way he says bartender is legendary, i try to say it like that all the time lol
How does this video not have over a million?!?!
This movie is a masterpiece in its genre.
His face when he burps ugh I'm crying XD
I heard in one documentary that we landed on the moon part was improvised by Jim. If that's true he is a genious. Also the entire reaction to the chick's talk was spot on priceless
A lot of the best moments in comedy history *were* improvised.
Love the way he burp when she said hi ,just cracked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That second burp is absolutely savage
the part where he says we landed on the moon as if it just happened yesterday is what is killing me in this scene LMAO!!!
Barrrteeeennder!
I love this film. Cheered me up all 18 times I watched it 😊
This moment she starts talking and he burps is pure gold 😂😂😂
The bartender is Stanley in Kingpin. Not wearing the eyeliner here.
Matt Hirsh the bar is in the Stanley Hotel, the inspiration for the Shining
@@jamegumm oh fr ? That's crazy
Everything been bad since I broke up with my BF.... That Face lmao
she was about to bust out laughing
@@Xscape128 oh you're totally right lol
@@Xscape128 No she wasn't about to laugh. She's acting. And she's supposed to flirt with Loyd to get information. So she's looking at him to see his reaction after she tells him she's single.
The Look on Her Face when Lloyd Burps well Never get Old 😂
The way his expression changes at 0:35 is just pure gold.
😂
This clip got me crying like a running river🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😅😅
0:39 I always quote this anytime someone gives me something after watching this movie
Thank you for everything once again.
"I'd like to tell ya a story, wanna hear it,? HERE IT GO"!! 😎
Dumb and Dumber is the funniest movie I've ever seen! I watched this movie a lot already, and it took a lot of effort to stop me from bursting out laughing (i need to be quiet at the moment) at Loyd's faces!
It's my favorite movie of all time!! It never gets old. Here we are 10 years later, and it's still comedy gold!
Can't lie..Dumb n dumber was great too!!!🤪
1:06 that face...🤣
Such a brilliant comedy. They just make them like this anymore.
I swear to god, this is the only movie where literally every scene is funny, nothing's filler in this movie. It's my all time favorite comedy movie.
Classic Jim. This was so funny. Love the faces he makes.
If you notice when Beth starts talking to Lloyd, he has two beers in front of him. Just before he asks the bartender about Mary, there’s five. He went through three beers with Beth talking to him non-stop. I wonder how long that was. Clearly long enough to drive Lloyd crazy.
My favorite comedy if all time.
See that's what I'm talking about. I sit down on the shitter and first video in recommendation is this gem. Keep that shit up
Jim carrey actually improvised we Landed on the moon
Probably making fun of the idiot idea that we ever landed on the moon. No one has ever walked on the moon and no one ever will, seeing as it's not even physical, it's a light.
@@axelfoley20 Please tell us more.
@@axelfoley20 yes that must be it
@@axelfoley20 And ppl like this guy are legally able to homeschool children 🤮🔫 Living like its 1394
I don't think it's improvised, the camera placement is too directed obviously
I've been to this bar a few times :0
Same, hopefully going back again this summer
Frig you Rick “
@@VLAD_P_ Smokes, let's go.
Great scene!! He made that last part up about landing on the moon. Classic.
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who still finds this soooo funny XD
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!
I laugh harder now when he belches than when I was 9.
You are a legend! Sad to hear the news!☹️
This movie is such a masterpiece.
0:34 How Jim Carrey transforms his face is amazing !
1:35 the best part of the movie..
Bartender: Mary Swanson? Yeah. She comes in here all the time. Lloyd: What's that supposed to mean? Bartender: She has dinner. Lloyd: Oh. I'm sorry.
you saw the clip too?
I don't get it?
snois2 watch the movie..
@@phillytheflyerable Sarcasm at its finest ! lol
Thank you 🔥🔥🔥
Very entertaining and fun to watch. Thanks for posting this.
I never get tired of this scene.
i wish girls were that open at bars
The reason she’s that open is cause he doesn’t show interest or desperate energy females feel all kinds of energy’s
@@renegarcia7011 lol its a movie why u reading so much into it, besides in the movie she only talking to him cause he is involved in the case she is working on
@@renegarcia7011 She is doing that because she is an FBI agent trying to build on the case as stated above
@@renegarcia7011 What a pile of shit. Go back to your mgtow channels.
The only time good looking women approach me and try to engage me in conversation is when they are trying to sell me something.
This scene is by far my favorite one (and the one on the broken toilet). The first time I heard Lloyd saying "no... and I don't CARE!", I literally couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the movie! XD
flush you bastard
"What's the supposed to mean?!" Lolol! 🤣😆
We landed on the MOON! 🌚🌚🌚 This & the 7-11 Big Gulp improv are a hoot!!! 😂
The writing was genius in this movie 😂
What's that supposed to mean?
We going to ignore how fast the wine came too her when she put her order in.
Lloyd is so occupied with Mary, he does not notice the beautiful FBI Agent Beth Jordan.
1:14 - This is me in 95% of conversations I'm subjected to.
1:15 is totally me
0:54 Love that burp! :p
That newspaper clip is still on the wall today, Stanley Hotel bar in Estes Park, CO
@@MUNIANDY33 Nope! It's the Stanley Hotel. Been there a couple of times now.
Absolutely love this movie
Love the face he makes at 1.06. Just the way I feel when women start rattling on about their personal troubles. I've lost count how many times I've watched Dumb and Dumber during lockdown. I know it's not Shakespeare, but it's a hilarious distraction that can dissolve all the black clouds that hover about your head and turn them into rays of sunshine. No wonder author Paul Hyder decided to include it in his book Film Therapy:
@t
This feel-good comedy with a happy ending transmutes depression into merriment. No need for meds and quack nostrums. Dumb and Dumber is the best tonic out there.
That burp is World Class - makes me laugh every time
The moon landing "no way" was 100percent ad lib according to the Farrelly brothers. Jim is a comic genius.
I don’t know why the “Hello” as she sits next to Lloyd casually chugging a beer at the bar is so funny to me 😂
0:32 - My reaction when she doesn't text me back
we've all been there lol
Me with my coworkers!! Hahahahhahaaa!!
He came home one night DEAD DRUNK and decided he wanted to fix the sink!
Everytime a scene appears in recommendations I watch the entire movie.
I'm related to the bartender he's married to my cousin :D
+mch gaming/airsoft what a claim to fame!
mch gaming/airsoft I don't caaaaare!!
Yippee.
🍪
Yah & Jim & i are Brothers
a woman sits right next to a guy in the bar when... the rest of the place has empty seats???? hahaha only in the 90's.
Deano she was a fed trying to track him lol. If anything it's just as valid today
Nope! That actually happened to me like 3-4 years ago when I arrived at a club early with my friend and there was only few people there..this girl set down next to me and started talking..
Attention hoes bruh
it's happened to me before too, on one of my very few trips to the bar in my life. older lady sat next to me even though there were tons of free seats. too bad I wasn't interested at the time.
If that happens they're probably sociopaths trying to scam you anyways. No girl would sit down next to you like that. Just like how creepy it would be for them if you did the same.
Running 3 hours late
“You know girls, everything has to be perfect.”
I watch this film weekly 😂🤣