@@mattguy2998 I could watch this movie every day, even my little daughter loves it! (though I have to kind of "skip" the explicit scene in the men's room with Sea Bass 😅)
I did a few years ago, being mature enough at 34, and she said she didn't regard me as a future husband when our interactions looked to everybody like dating.
Back in time when crazy american comedy movies were not awkward, included story and good dialogues. Such a good era ot this genre, thanks for amazing part of my childhood.
"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy" is the line causing my death back in the day. I laught so hard with this, breathless and high degrees abs injuries. I was literally suffocated.
"A guy like you and a girl like me" "I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy" "So you're telling me... there's a chance" "Ilikeyoualot " Since 1995, I still laugh like it's the 1st time everytime I watch this movie. So glad my mom let me rent this on a Friday Blockbuster night back then. Comedy movies are not the same anymore
He’s not wrong. One out of a million IS still a chance. This is why people need to be abruptly honest, no chance at all. Leaves no room for the mind to wonder and you’re doing them a favor.
You don't get it. She says "one out of a million" to make it sound a lot worse than "one out of a hundred". To her, it clearly means "no fucking way". But he's just too dumb to get the inuendo.
The lead up music in anticipation of good things to come, her negative response and the music dropping off like a lead balloon then his response and the whole change of his face when he says, "so your telling me theres a chance" is pure brilliance and leaves me in stitches every time.
@@ghostthred7002 yeah the full movie isn't on here though. My stepbrother is younger and the tiktok generation but I used to watch a lot of movies with him. You have to show them the simple things in life that make you happy like popcorn and bad scary movies.
Yeah not many folks were fond of this type of material & especially for like... Jeff Daniels who really only appeared in more serious & not brains the size of "petey" (before having his removed) - type of roles.. lol
I think an underapptreciated part of this scene is Jim Carrey's throat vibrations after she says "not good" at 2:00. You can't train that. All instinct. Comedic gold
This had to be the funniest movie scene of all time. Yes the script was well written, but the timing, delivery and body movements of Jim Carrey were perfect.
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23) When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. (Mark 2:17) For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world worketh death. (2 Corinthians 7:10) I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. (Luke 13:5)
There is a deleted scene When Harry says ''perhaps if the bitch told us she's married from the start we wouldn't be in this mess'' when they were all chained to the bed.
@@jaggass I remember that deleted scene. I assume that Lloyd thinks that Mary was leading him on. At the bar scene, a black woman (who Harry first met at the gas station) was interested in him, but Lloyd rejects her. This goes to show that Lloyd is picky when it comes to women.
@@Goosebumps869 I remember the bar scene when the FBI agent was boring Lloyd to death. I think she was acting geeky as she probably knew that Harry and Lloyd wasn't that smart and hoped that she would get more information from them but failed. Lloyd knew who we wanted from the beginning.
He did a great speech without her and then she comes and he said Mary I desperately want to make love to a school boy. Why it so difficult to tell someone you love them, why
What are the chances of you and me ending up together...the least you can do is level with me...actually this line sealed the deal for me with my how my crush became my gf and eventually my wife...thanks D&D...
As a kid I always thought it was funny as an adult thinking about cameras on recording it all it’s hilarious! especially him just talking to himself in the beginning 😂😂
Luckfully for Lloyd that he got directions to her place there and got to tell her this. Cause Harry was ready to tea bag her😅 after that laxative incident.
0:00-0:40 Look, Mary, I know this may seem a little sudden, but I've given it a lot of thought. You're the woman I've been waiting for my whole life, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Please... Let me finish. I'm crazy about you. I've never felt this way about anybody. Listen to me. I feel like a schoolboy again, a schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet sweet love to you. Lol classic
I wish I could fell in love like Carrey did in the movie. It is the best feeling in the world and I felt it four times in my life. Unfortunatelly while getting older the chance to feel it again are the same with Carrey's chance. Very very rare.
Jim had arguably the greatest year in film. He starred in The Mask, Ace Ventura, and this masterpiece in one year. What other actor has done that in one year?
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Carrey was at the top of his game, moving between serious drama, stupidity and comedy seamlessly.
Liar Liar.
So true!
David Barbour every single boy in school has gone through this moment with the 'it' girl. 'Yeahhh I read ya!
@@CarroT0P 👐🙄 shhhyyyyyubalafadapullopmheh brurrrap haragasharah
David Barbour listen mr samsonite the academy has every intention of fully reimbursing him for the Truman show snub
Probably the most optimistic moment in 90’s movies lol 😂
For sure lol but haven't we all been there?
And he takes it to the next level a few scenes later with that "Husband!? Wait a minute!? What was all that one out of a million talk!?" line. 😂
That was great :D
I like the part when he had the dream and shot the husband and shouted diiiiiiieeeeee.😆 🤣
@@mattguy2998 tried to crush his hand in the handshake, too lmao 😂
@@GenMaster lol,yup
@@mattguy2998 I could watch this movie every day, even my little daughter loves it! (though I have to kind of "skip" the explicit scene in the men's room with Sea Bass 😅)
I asked a girl out like this once. Haunted me for 20 years.
I did a few years ago, being mature enough at 34, and she said she didn't regard me as a future husband when our interactions looked to everybody like dating.
My dating life in 2 minutes
welcome to the club
You talked to and touched a girl??
@@jonathanalpart7812 No
Heh, mine too. The funniest part is, that my latest(and probably last) relationship began by me saying: "I think I'm gonna throw up."
So true
The interesting thing is that they got married in real life...and eventually divorced.
Thanks Hermione Welp at least he made “sweet sweet love” to her like a school boy 😂😂😂
She became "Mary Christmas" When they got married!!!
Their marriage didn't even last one year.
What this is the first I heard wow so there was a Mary Christmas
I never knew lol
He’s a genuis in this. The way he rolls off “guy like you and a girl like me” line like butter is amazing
jim looks so much like val kilmer in this movie lmfao!
@@anchorpoint3631 no!
@@GenMaster i don't care what you say, incel. go cry to your mommy and daddy
I used the line on date one time and she didn’t get the reference.
Back in time when crazy american comedy movies were not awkward, included story and good dialogues. Such a good era ot this genre, thanks for amazing part of my childhood.
This is the type of optimism we all need to have in our lives
With that ridiculous shirt he's wearing? lmao
they actually dated though! so he did have a chance!!
"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy" is the line causing my death back in the day. I laught so hard with this, breathless and high degrees abs injuries. I was literally suffocated.
jim looks so much like val kilmer in this movie lmfao!...
I hope you don't actually think "laughed" is spelled "laught"😄😄
@@kylecraig6789 ok....
@@kylecraig6789 I am french. I have to think twice before using any verb... Maybe I thought it was an irregular verb.
@@AIexanderHartdegen Ah I'm sorry. I just thought it was unusual and kind of funny. No worries bud 👍
"A guy like you and a girl like me"
"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy"
"So you're telling me... there's a chance"
"Ilikeyoualot "
Since 1995, I still laugh like it's the 1st time everytime I watch this movie. So glad my mom let me rent this on a Friday Blockbuster night back then. Comedy movies are not the same anymore
The best ✌🏼
XD kz m , ……(@@
I feel that!!!
He’s not wrong. One out of a million IS still a chance. This is why people need to be abruptly honest, no chance at all. Leaves no room for the mind to wonder and you’re doing them a favor.
You don't get it. She says "one out of a million" to make it sound a lot worse than "one out of a hundred". To her, it clearly means "no fucking way". But he's just too dumb to get the inuendo.
No chance at all means there was a chance in the first place, so maybe there is a chance. She may simply change her mind, happens all the time )
Yep mostly all women put up that in "were just friends" "its not a date" you just ignore em or be an asshole and that's all it takes front@Albert_Br
The way Lloyd's love theme suddenly HAULTS TO A DEAD STOP @ 2:04😂😂😂😂😂
1:09 that face palm.
The lead up music in anticipation of good things to come, her negative response and the music dropping off like a lead balloon then his response and the whole change of his face when he says, "so your telling me theres a chance" is pure brilliance and leaves me in stitches every time.
Tik tok generation can’t understand the feeling of Jim carry ..
You know they can still watch his movies?
@@ghostthred7002 they won't find his movies on CZcams and tiktok though and they are obsessed
@@rad1calracoon713 well I'm confused as this is youtube
@@ghostthred7002 yeah the full movie isn't on here though. My stepbrother is younger and the tiktok generation but I used to watch a lot of movies with him. You have to show them the simple things in life that make you happy like popcorn and bad scary movies.
@@rad1calracoon713 What makes you think they don’t enjoy those things. They watch movies and even play outside, too. You sound like a boomer.
This is one of the most classic and iconic scenes in the history of comedy movies!
“Guy like you and a girl like me” literally just caught that after years of watching this movie.
This part always kills me 🤣🤣🤣
I never caught it.until you mentioned it.
Sammmmeee!!!
I can’t believe he said that. Lmao.
Thats my first time ever catching that sinces you mention it and this is one of my favorite comedies ever😂😂😂
The years I've watched this film.... and never realised he said
"A guy like you and a girl like me"
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
one of the best scenes in the movie hahaha
When the music abruptly ends 🤣
not good
@@markmorris76 like 1 out of 100?
Does anyone else think Carey deserved an Oscar nomination for this movie ?
Yeah not many folks were fond of this type of material & especially for like... Jeff Daniels who really only appeared in more serious & not brains the size of "petey" (before having his removed) - type of roles.. lol
Talking about positive thinking 🤣
One of the best lines in a movie, ever!
For me this is top 25 funniest scenes in a movie ever. He was on fire with comedic genius in this era of his career.
Literally me with women
One of the funniest scenes in this movie!!!
Probably one in a million....so your telling me there's a chance..........YEAHHHH
It was more than one in a million when Jim Carrey and Lauren Holly got married a few years after the movie came out.
Did anyone realize he says a guy like you and a girl like me lmfao 😂😂😂
I did I was like what?
boy was nervous lol
@Dr. Sek. C - You seem extremely upset...
Yeah like, 300 years ago?
No I never noticed that 😆 Man your sharp!
This film wouldn’t have existed without Jim
I think an underapptreciated part of this scene is Jim Carrey's throat vibrations after she says "not good" at 2:00. You can't train that. All instinct. Comedic gold
Very underrated detail. Makes the scene so much more legit.
Positivity, pass it on.
This had to be the funniest movie scene of all time. Yes the script was well written, but the timing, delivery and body movements of Jim Carrey were perfect.
Lauren Holly's cute asymmetrical Bob haircut, the color it is, accents her cute face perfectly. Even the lipstick color goes with her look.
at the beginning youre not aware hes talking to himself. perfection
I almost shock to death of laughter after he said 'Yeees, I have a chance...." when I first watch this movie. Still I laugh hard.
how a teenage boy thinks
She is gorgeous in this movie
She married him in real life so there really was a chance.
The comic genius.😁
The movie works because like this speech he’s not stupid all the time. Each scene is like watching a normal person just have a stupid moment.
Well...nobody expected this quote in theater 😃 🤣 ...lol...
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23)
When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. (Mark 2:17)
For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world worketh death. (2 Corinthians 7:10)
I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. (Luke 13:5)
👍
"Yea! I read ya" 😭
This is literally every man when he makes a move on a chick and he gets rejected.
I too remember it as "so you're saying there's a chance". Another example of the Mandela effect right here.
I repeated it as he said it and could have sworn it was exactly how you typed it, lol
@@blakejames9743 I swear that's how it was! Lol
I still can't believe how much Lloyd fucked up his line lmao
it was intentional
He pretends to kiss her... LMAO 🤣
“A man like you and a girl like me” cracks me up every time
Mary should have told Lloyd from the start that she is married.
God
There is a deleted scene When Harry says ''perhaps if the bitch told us she's married from the start we wouldn't be in this mess'' when they were all chained to the bed.
@@jaggass I remember that deleted scene. I assume that Lloyd thinks that Mary was leading him on. At the bar scene, a black woman (who Harry first met at the gas station) was interested in him, but Lloyd rejects her. This goes to show that Lloyd is picky when it comes to women.
@@Goosebumps869 I remember the bar scene when the FBI agent was boring Lloyd to death. I think she was acting geeky as she probably knew that Harry and Lloyd wasn't that smart and hoped that she would get more information from them but failed. Lloyd knew who we wanted from the beginning.
@@jaggass I never thought about it like that after all those years I've watched that movie countless times.
This scene fried my brain when I was 8
He did a great speech without her and then she comes and he said Mary I desperately want to make love to a school boy. Why it so difficult to tell someone you love them, why
the essence of an affair.......Mary comes back to some guys hotel room, AFFAIR!!!
Thank You Mr. Carrey for brightening my day brother. Your one of the best! 😎👍😂
jim really nailed this so perfectly... wow
0:34 unrepeatable 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely hilarious
A woman who already has a husband , doesn't say all these words
FINALY JIM CARY CAME OUT NO WONDER HE DONT DO NOTHIN WITH WOMAN!!! ANY WOMAN THAT EVER BEEN WITH HIM SAY HE DONT DO ANYTHING
What are the chances of you and me ending up together...the least you can do is level with me...actually this line sealed the deal for me with my how my crush became my gf and eventually my wife...thanks D&D...
@Smackin-Baits:
Dude, never let her go.
Best 90s comedy.
That's the spirit. 🤣
ha ha great acting Jim Carrey and the background music is legend
Eternal optimism
1 in a million is better than never! or out of a hundred
As a kid I always thought it was funny as an adult thinking about cameras on recording it all it’s hilarious! especially him just talking to himself in the beginning 😂😂
Luckfully for Lloyd that he got directions to her place there and got to tell her this. Cause Harry was ready to tea bag her😅 after that laxative incident.
That's what happens when you watch videos that teach you about positivity on CZcams.
we like your optimism America. but your odds aren't great.
Fun fact: They dated in real life after this movie aired 🙌
heights of seeing Glass half full when it's just moistened from the outside.
0:00-0:40 Look, Mary, I know this may seem a little sudden, but I've given it a lot of thought. You're the woman I've been waiting for my whole life, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Please... Let me finish. I'm crazy about you. I've never felt this way about anybody. Listen to me. I feel like a schoolboy again, a schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet sweet love to you. Lol classic
What was all that one out of a million talk?
I came to know in 2021 that they actually married in real life in '96.
quickly divorced a year later but yes so COOL!!!! Love them so much!
@@leemcmullan typical hollywood marriage lol
😂😆🤣joe binder presidents 🤣😆😂kinds kids
Is there any hilarious movie like this one????
2:08 stop. Wise man once said kidnappe her. Deadpool
The odds of being born are so small that you have 1 chance in a number that has more than TWO million DIGITS.
02:07 why's nobody talking about the thing he does with his Adams apple?
Nice catch
I think he’s just clinching his jaw/neck muscles.
Ikr?
That one and restaurant scene : D
Painful . Sometimes beauty is extremely painful
“What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?”
Yes, that’s what he said.
0:47 Hollywood ironically admitting the truth
How things work out! Jim ended up marrying Lauren Holly a short time after this movie......
This movie is a work of fiction.
@@jonathanalpart7812 did you even read what he said
thats the spirit!
best movie of all time !
"I read ya" lmfao
“Not good.”
Music ends abruptly. 😄
Damn, she bust in looking good af.
mary: I thought you were talking to someone
loid: oh $!&%
mary: YOU CHEATER
This scene and Borat the hotel scene are some of the funniest I've ever watched.
It’s crazy they actually dated after this . Lol sad they didn’t work out *pokes butt out at the bar*
1:43 JUST LOL😂
I wish I could fell in love like Carrey did in the movie. It is the best feeling in the world and I felt it four times in my life. Unfortunatelly while getting older the chance to feel it again are the same with Carrey's chance. Very very rare.
She is beautiful .
Jim had arguably the greatest year in film. He starred in The Mask, Ace Ventura, and this masterpiece in one year. What other actor has done that in one year?
best lines ever
He had a better chance than winning the lottery.
Every time I play the lottery
Me as the fancy woman? Sure. You've got a chance. Take me to coffee and tell me about yourself. Don't be taken back if I'm not impressed.
Hilarious …. An example of modern day women trying to make their expectations fit!