Mann Co No More #6 - The Naked and the Dead
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- Your eyes do not deceive you, the adventures of Team Fortress continue!
Besieged by killer robots and hounded by the TFC mercs, can this band of utter misfits get the Australium, or even get out alive?!
MazAMaTaz as Miss Pauling, Zhanna and The Administrator
Comic copyright by Valve
Music Used:
00:00 Lone Stepbrother - Claudio Tallino
00:12 Couer Polaire - Bernard Estardy
02:35 Persuasion - Johnny Hawksworth
03:36 Highland Laddie - Douglas Pincock
04:12 Classic Soap 6 - Dieter Reith
04:49 C.L.U. - Tron Legacy
06:11 A Troops Barracks - Alexandre Desplat
08:04 Head in the Clouds - Johnny Pearson
09:05 Hard Hitter - Keith Papworth
10:22 Night Moves - Frank McDonald & Chris Rae
11:22 Flashing Knives - Steve Gray
12:05 Lonely Man - Laurie Johnson
13:14 Daphne's Dilemma - David Lindup
13:55 Barefoot in the Park (A) - Gerd Kadenbach
14:32 Marching to War - Gerhard Trede
14:45 Halloween March - Xavier Berthelot
16:02 Advancing Legions (A) - Gregor Narholz
16:44 Factory Site - Eddie Purkiss
17:07 Escape Route - Joan Fresco
17:41 A Russian Story - Richard Myhill
18:44 The Scavengers - Dario Marianelli
19:49 Rumble - John Scott
20:12 The Stormchasers - Robert Sheldon
21:15 Heavy Lead - Dave Richmond
21:54 Fighting for the Cause in Lungfishopolis - Psychonauts
22:15 Snatcher and His Stooges - Dario Marianelli
23:14 Psychotic Mind - Patrick Hawes
24:10 The Green Green Grass of Home - Tom Jones
25:19 Angelic (a) - Sharon Farber
25:24 Pina Colada - Julien Bonneau & Roger Francis Renaud
27:23 What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones
27:47 Be Cool - Benny Carter
28:03 Victory March - Jonathan Jans
29:00 Came the Dawn - David Lee
30:34 The Black Bull Gallop - Dick Walter
31:19 Attack of the Hook-Handed Man - Thomas Newman
31:27 Heralders of Doom (F) - Gregor Narholz
32:03 M. Ivan - Alexandre Desplat
32:57 In Plain Sight - Steve Carter
33:38 Scorched Earth - Trevor Duncan
33:53 Asylum of a Bygone Age - Psychonauts
35:09 Collapsing - Johnny Pearson
35:27 The End of a Party - Otto Sieben & George Callert
36:17 Slave Caravan (A) - Gregor Narholz
36:55 Pseudo-Blue - Roger Roger
37:14 The Master Spy - Gregor Narholz
37:42 A Walk in the Dark (A) - Richard Harvey
38:36 Empty Streets - James Clarke
39:58 A Perfect Crime - Gregor Narholz - Zábava
'we won because we had a medic'
- Every TF2 Player Ever
Popcorn Pip so true in many levels
More like every medic main
Yeah thats richtig.
but we lose all our souls...
Medic is such a badass character literally playing devil like a damn fiddle but in-game we have clueless medic who watched 3 arrays even videos and are trying to heal heavies only with their syringe gun and stab people with the bonesaw and complain how they sent getting any Uber.
The Administrator: 1h is all I need
Comics writer: Im about to end this woman's whole career
And the rest of Australia's ego
thats the point
We need a sequel.
And im ur 500 like
There’s one coming, but who does when that’s happening.
*TF2 fans in 2017:* Oh boy I can't wait for Part 7 to come out!
*TF2 fans in 2023:* Oh boy I can't wait for Valve to remember these comics exist!
i come back to the comics almost every month, for years, to see if theres an update 😊 its okay valve, we're all patient
*sobs in tf2 fan*
@@claws.draws1 *sobs with you*
Valve time will have the last part happen on october 10 2027 to do 20 years of tf2 or some shit like that idk
My brother in Christ it’s never coming out
Gabe is going to fucking die before any valve employee even remembers these
3 things you don’t want to touch:
-Heavy’s Sandvich
-Heavy’s Sasha
-Heavy’s Medic
So his [bleep] is ok!
(Not really)
@@Aaa-vp6ugI'm afraid to uncensor that
And his family, his friends. Just don't touch anything of his...
Or him, unless you’re actively fighting him
Moral of the story, do not touch anything Heavy is even remotely related to.
Overwatch: what good has pyro ever done!?
Me: he killed 2 pedophiles...
Also me:he burnt a building down
Actually there’s a 50% chance they weren’t paedophiles
Metrohunter 2008 but that’s a 100%
@@Poppy_and_ponies well if there were two of them 50% of them is one of them, probably the non-reluctant one and since the only feature we saw of him was orange hair, we must eliminate all gingers to make sure no people are harmed again.
Nhung Vo Sorry I fixed it
*_spy holding a dead scout as he uncloaks from his tom jones disguise_*
...
*_cries_*
wait, that was a disguise? i thought Scout was just hallucinating
@jackt a bit of a cowardly thing to do, i mean, wouldn't you want him to know the truth before he goes away forever?
Honestly i enjoy the references to spy being scouts dad
twitchy hooligan ahhh same, I’m still cryinggggggggg
R u a jojo fan? Because your profile pic is jojo
Sad
TO BE CONCLUDED!
Me and the entire tf2 fandom: it's been 4 damn years.
5 :(
8 :(
After 20 years: It’s been 25 Years.. And still nothing…
5
6*
I like how Spy doesn’t even cry when his own son dies, partly because as a secret agent, he hides his emotions, and also that he’s desensitized from the emotional requirement of his day-to-day job.
Still demoralised though
Which happens to include killing his own son
Well Scout is mostly dying and even if he really died last be real medic Will reanimate him anyway
But Also Scout is age around 27 in comic
And well he died in 1987
That mean he only have 15 years to live
He died in age 42 so sad for him
Unleash
Medic give Scout other soul
I’ve heard people say it looks like he’s gonna cry when Scout gets back up. I could see it.
*"Aaah Sasha,I have missed your voice."*
*Sasha with soldier's voice.*
*"WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR"*
Am I a joke to you?
@@SashaTheGun yes
@@apersonwithastockimage6289 15:27
Looks like Dio "WRRRHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
W H R R R R R R
"to be concluded."
So that was a fucking lie.
@Egg T begging for valve to complete the series
@Magnus Von Braun I need them to complete iiit
@Magnus Von Braun how is he even like begging, he didn’t even mention likes in the comment
@T teg Egg maybe at the end of the world or when a 3rd title of anything they make have exist
@@mfirdanhb good one
"You're getting very good at saying horrible things to dying men, Ms. Pauling."
I love how casually he says that, and without a hint of sarcasm.
I promise it was written with some sarcasm in mind
no there was definitely sarcasm
Look who's talking
*Flashbacks to Spy's in game domination lines*
If you’ve heard Spy’s domination lines you’d know she learns from the best lmao
More like he's impressed since he's a professional at this particular category
19:44
MY HEART WAS BROKEN OVER MEDIC, BUT PYRO'S LITTLE "DUN DUN DUUUUUHN!" LITERALLY MADE MY HEART FLUTTER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH- I really needed that..
Thank God Pyro blew those pedos to bits
Pyro, the savior of children
He is the purest character there is. Every scene in brilliant if they're in it.
@@CadaverCAwait, they are pedos? I thought he would say "kids to feed" Lol
@padhwee Said they said "Kids to-" Then it cuts fod
"Sasha i missed your voice"
voice actor: WHRRRRRRRR
(Sasha noises)
*WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Sasha be like:
*sasha noises*
Whrrrrrr BAMBAMBAMABAMABAM
WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Engineer said the administrator had an hour to live, it's been years, I thinks she's dead
Pretty sure she's decayed already.
Well, as a Russian guy once said:
*"You are dead, not big suprise"*
So thats why they stopped making them
she's a pile of dust in the wind at this point in time.
@@lahar2412 If that's the case some us may have inhaled her dust then
TFC Heavy: "For a bunch of losers, you guys are sure hard to kill."
Medic: *comes back to life*
It's Medic💀
Remember, scout saved humanity by convincing god not to destroy it
Scout is the real hero of the tf2 universe
true
Scout: MY DaD iS TOM JONES..
God: Yeah, sure. Let’s go with that.
*god-Cough spy cough*
My headcanon is that scout is a gift from god, but he’s just a douchebag.
*change my mind*
Is it not?
Tom Jones: "Somebody called my name?"
His real dad is spy even tho they hate each other
Just imagine how hurt Spy must’ve felt when he had to lie to his dying son just to make the end of his life a happy end... and then have him come back. Still a very sad moment nonetheless
Blu Arrow yeah I know these comics (and TF2 in general) isn’t really meant to be super deep or depressing but realistically that would’ve stung a lot
Wait scout is spy’s son?
Just Casual sadly yes
That embarrassing moment of spy to make scout happy as he died only to have him living a few minutes later
@@UGLYGEFRO some of the comics didn't canon with the game, in the game there are red scout and Blu scout, but in the comics there's only Scout, no red or blu
So in this case it's have nothing to do with the game
Did Valve just leave us hanging for 6 years and now we're all waiting like minecraft dogs for their owner 😭
19:40 i can finally say pyro stopped 2 people from being pedos
What, my God.
Or, alternatively, child organ dealers. Either way, Pyro did the world a favor.
*HMDUDHAHAMUJSHA*
Based Pyro
Pyro is the best
Ms. Pauline: did spy just leave
Scout: yeah that's all he's good for
I see what you did there
there are very consistent references to spy being scouts dad. scout prolly knows it, but simply just denies its the truth.
Oh, he _definitely_ knows.
Yeah chapter 4 kind of drives into that
and before, "he disappears a lot"
"IT'S A VERY PAINFUL MEMORY, of something that totally happened..."
So we had THREE different afterlife interpretations in the same comic.
1: Administrator’s ‘waiting room’
2: Heaven
3: The devil’s contract room
I think you mean medics scam room
All look it's like
1 death haloshanaions
2 heaven (ovys)
3 hell
Well is just a game theory
I think everyone gets what they expect, or a fitting afterlife, y'know?
Great Juice so the “waiting room” is just purgatory I’m guessing
There are so many things that are perfect about this comic, but heavy’s face at 36:05 is the best. He looks so disturbed.
Tf heavy: you can’t just come back to life
Medic: haha respawn button go click
*Baboon pregnancy inductor
Fun fact the mercs are invincible in tf2cu
ngl i was laughing at that for like 5 minutes
press h to respawn for 20 credits!
Haha, reanimator go *REANIMATOR SOUNDS*
Every other mercenary: *trying to stay alive and finish their mission*
Demoman: *has conversations with his organs, gets left by his liver, turns his stomach and lungs into distilleries and kills hundreads of blood-sucking robots just because of the level of alcholol in his blood*
Pyro:
@@myeyesarecold6471 yes
Bold of you to assume he has blood in his alcohol system
This is why I’m a demo main
Truly a great character
I love how genuinely concerned Heavy is when he learns that Medic wasn't joking around when he said he put a baboon uterus into the Classic Heavy.
I like how even God calls Scout “Scout” instead of his real name
"You killed doctor."
*heavy says calmly.*
DID YOU PUT ARCAMADUS IN THE GOBLET OF MEDICIN???!!
I understood that reference
Movie: YOU KILLED DOCTOR!
TFC Heavy: Yeah you caught that Huh? 2 on 1. Does that sound fair to you?
@@johnnywilson1382,
*YOU!*
*K I L L E D !*
*D O C T O R ! !*
(SMACK)
Pauling: Did we die
Medic: Well yes, but actually no
Ahh i see that you are a man of culture as well.
Creation of the holy lord its Pauling*
More like no but actually yes
“Did we die?” “Sadly yes, but we lived!”
Ive read it with german accent and its stuck in my head now
Medic may not have a Ph D, but he has the charm that can make you sell your soul to him. Holy hell his charisma stats must be through the freaking roof
Well i think he should have had a medical licence at one point, he just lost it on the point he stoled a patient skeleton
Well, he’s gonna take it anyway, why even charm in the first place?
When Valve finished the 6th comic, Valve stopped updating, and the last comic was never seen ever again!!
*TO BE CONCLUDED*
its been 3 years.
TwelvN 3 YEARS I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR 3 YEARS -Snapcube 2017
3 years and two months
It's valve what did you expect?
still waiting
DID THEY JUST STOP AND TAKE THEIR MONEY
Medic:
"It's because we don't have souls!"
"I have since surgically added 8 more souls"
"Well they don't"
If not from TFC its probably Demoman soul
Nah he took all of the other mercs (TF) souls
He said "we don't have souls. Well, they don't."
As in "well I have souls but not the other ones"
TL;DR: Medic stole his team's souls to cheat the devil out of burning in hell :V
@@anonguy772 The Devil needs to have a person's soul to send them to hell, right? Well, since Medic has their souls, he can bind them to Earth and just keep reviving them.
@@saposo ooooOOhh... so that's how that works.
Well sniper and scout went to heaven so medic probaly own tfc mercs soul not tf2 mercs soul.
Love how Medic traded a soul for a pen but got 50 years on earth for free
"you, killed, doctor!"
Heavy is very serious about physical health
"Hello, brother-in-law! You're going to be a grandfather!"
That part killed me
*QUICK! BE RACIST!*
He is going to *impregnate* me!
Isn't it uncle?
Pretty much everything soldier says is hilarious
@@Elitus_knightus that's the joke
when spy opens his disguise kit I can just imagine everyone on earth appearing on it and he has to type a number from 1 to 8 billion
If you used the game option where you split the classes into 3 groups, then select 1 to 3 for each character in that group (E.G; heavy would be 2, 2, Medic is 3,1), you would be able to fit everyone on earth with about 20 groups and the final 3 options. Using 1 to 9 to minimise groups would give a minimum group number of just 10, not including the final selection 1 to 9. Possible but definitely clunky!
Maybe he just writes their name
They're not in the 2000s, still a lot of people tho.
but that leaves the question: in what order?
@@auskid4377 alphabetical
Scouts mom : Heaven gained another angel today ( cry )
God : Sike! Earth gained another hot man today!
has anyone noticed that medic actually used the pen after heavy ripped of the machine- and when miss pauling says "because we are tf2" medic is holding a baby-
Ok but can we just take a second to appreciate Spy's voice? Seriously, it was so perfect.
True
Snipuh was noice too
Administrator was 100% too tho
Heavy was best
Yeah but scout sounds like he’s dehydrated
Heavy’s face when he realizes that medic actually does have a pregnancy inductor is priceless
Yes
@@pugmast3rstrange561, And Heavy is still baffled.
Now they're dads, fantastic.
Yes.
35:59
19:40 Pyro going "bup bup baaaaaa" is still hilarious to this day, and is even funnier when imagining what he thinks he's doing.
Heavy being mad that soldier is now a blood relative is the best face I've seen...ever honestly
if valve made an actual skin for honey soldier...
soldier mains would be unstoppable
But imagine the scenario:
Parent: Son, what are you playing?
Son: Well, just Team Fortr... NO WAIT, DONT COME IN HERE
Parent: What, wh-is that a naked man covered in honey?
Son: ...noooo?
Parent: Son, are you gay?
Son: What? No! It's just a ski-
Parent: I KNEW IT!
*_Oh yeah_*
@@ophidiophobicsnake7289 A furry hentai spray someone left in spawn would be easier to explain.
„We cannot fight unlubricated, then we would be just naked” -Soldier
Yes
"It's okay to play god as long as you're good at it"
-Medic
*play god
@@powerofthec5908 thx boi
well actually, he’s right.
Actually if you play your cards right no consequences will happen! Medic outsmarted the devil for god fuckin’ sake!
@@lostkin4281 You fool, Medic IS the devil!
"I do not need to live forever. Just long enough for the last issue to come out"
19:35 a poetic irony filled end for those two. It's quite beautiful really
I love Pyro so much he’s so cute.
I love how Demo has full control over his inner organs and their chemistry, and also runs effectively on alcohol.
He's a engine which uses Alcohol instead of gasoline.
Das what i wish I was lul
He's got space, some fire, and some grain.
It's all he needs.
@@sinfetti8623 Bender Bending Rodriguez: allow me to introduce myself
Yeah his liver should look like a dried cranberry.
Zhanna confirmed 10th class.
Melee only.
Fights naked while lubricated with honey.
Has a joined taunt with soldier where they make love giving them a health and damage boost
2x damage with soldier
does x7 damge when soldier uses disciplinary action
Melee based
Obtain grenades whenever close to solders
Crit and speed is increased by 75% when nearby friendly soldiers are killed on any weapon
No random critical hits
Lt. 5K1TZ ?
You nailed sasha voice perfectly
This series felt so much like a movie with the amazing voice acting and the wonderful choice of music. I frequently come back to rewatch the whole thing because it’s honestly better than a lot of mainstream television.
Everyone: to expand my lifespan i must use Australiam
Medic: oh if you send me back to earth for about another 50 years...
Medic dont need no australium, he'll just outsmart the devil once every 50 years
Does that mean that medic is 50 years old, because he says fof another fifty years
Unless he got chased out as per Rottenburg tradition
The fact that demo can make his own alcohol in his body is so stupidly fantastic
@unrevenanthypercam 12 imagine you're so sober that your body just couldn't take it anymore and made its own drink
@@jockeyfield1954 Sounds like a typical Scottish to me lad
@@blyatman7244 the drunk stereotype is actually more irish than scottish
@@jockeyfield1954 what about russian?
ots called being half irish american your body has comsumed so much beir you becom a bear factory
Scout dies because he is embarrassed by Soldier's nudity
Soldier doesn't die because he is nude
Pauline doesn't die because Soldier is nude
Nudity is canonically the machine's weakness
Now we know why the updates can't be released
38:09: When the administrator realises that there is no more TF2 comics left
“Wait. Ross why are you covered in gasoline?”
*Happy pyro noises*
Pyro: dan dan daa!😈
Me: good job!🔥👍
“Why are you covered in gasoline?”
Pyro: SKIBBIDY BOP MMM DADA
Pyro : hmmmphhmmmmm
I was almost very sad for them until I realized they were pedophiles and deserved to _*burn*_.
I found you
Tf2 comics : the only comic series where protagonists go to heaven and hell and come back to life
Dragon ball. But that's a manga so you probably are right about it being the only COMIC.
xX_my_big_beefin_ dong-Xx dragon ball doesnt count xd
Aly Badry also the only comic series where someone cheats the devil several times.
Aly Badry I mean..... are they protagonists? They commited so much murder!
spawn *cough*
"To be concluded!"
*WE'RE FUCKING WAITING VALVE*
its okay valve, take your time, we've only been waiting since 2017 😊
I love how the strongest relationship in the game and lore is heavy and doctor cus think about it
Heavy can kill so many ppl with sasha and medic can ubercharge him
And this is the most SADDEST AND DRAMATIC
I hate how sad they made Scout's fake death... it must've been even worse for Spy, his own son died in his arms.
Ah damn, my eyes decided to turn into massive water guns
Lemme go get some tissues
It happens
Spy when his son comes back to life: "oh for fucks sake."
@@whatever-happened-to-marti my eyes turned into ms pauling when scout hugged her
He did act pretty cowardly. He refused to tell his son that he was his father, even while his son was dying in his arms, just because it would have been awkward and mildly humiliating.
Edit: I swear to God, if I see one more comment pointing out that "Spy actually did it to make Scout happy in his final moments, he wasn't a coward," I'm going to lose my mind. I've seen that same message a million times. It's been flooding my inbox for months. STOP. I GET IT.
“Is that a pen?!”
*It was...NOW ITS A DETONATOR*
That sounds like something Glados would say
Test subjects: Is that a bird?
GLaDOS: at one point yes, but now it's a deadly murdering bird that would reach the depth of your souls, but that's nothing of your concern _for now_ . Continue testing.
Dumble King
GLaDOS: who’s this goofy as night named Dumble King
Who's "Glados"?
@@LemonNote1 sadistic robot in portal that wants to test
A droid eh it's probably as stupid as the others
9:07 that is a near spot on Rick May impression and that alone makes me smile. But "men we are going to die"...that makes me roar with laughter
27:45 hold up scout's name is Jeremy the bite of 87 happened in November 1987 the bite victim name is Jeremy Fitzgerald the date that god said to meet him is December 1987 is those both games connected and everything that exactly happened in all fnaf games and tfc, tf2 is connected?!?!
Plus smart robots existed in 1971 in the tf2 universe and fnaf universe is around 1980s so yeah
*MATPAT NEEDS TO DO A THEORY!!!*
And scout came back to life like he did here
As bite of 87 victim survived phone guy said
Mattpat be rolling in his grave rn
TFC Heavy: **kills medic**
Heavy: *Your free trial of living has expired.*
Medic: Tricks the devil
Also medic: *The Baboons free trial of living has started.*
*Your free trial of Life has expired.*
*doom eternal soundtrack plays*
Heavy: that's it, you lost your liver privileges
It quite literally does, since TFC heavy needs the life extension machine!
medic when revived: guess what I'm not dead
scout when revived: guess what I'm not dead
sniper when revived: ITS A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE AND MEDICINE!!!!!!!!!!
To be fair, Medic and Scout were revived via the Devil and God. While Sniper was revived from a 12 hour surgeory
Well, German science is the best in the world
@@LK-1D3 I thought it was German engineering
@@Nebularban it's both. There's also "German medicine and pharmaceuticals are the best in the world!"
@@LK-1D3 "I smell jojo"
My favourite moment was scouts death. If this series wasn't comedy first, scout dying there would have been a beautifully sad ending for scout, albeit very sudden and out of nowhere. What makes it better is how spy decided to act. Not only does he pretend to be Tom Jones which is what scout so deeply wanted to believe but in the back of his mind knew was wrong, it shows that spy also wants to deny it. He decided to go to his disguises in order to tell scout how he really feels, like he is scared to use his own face. Scout meant something to spy, not just the son of scouts mother, someone in which we can believe spy actually loves, but also his own son. too scared of the confirmation to scout who openly resents him, he folds and pretends to be someone scout admires even if it means that scout doesn't know it's from spy. I don't know why, but that scene is my most favourite scene in all of TF2, comics and all....
Administrator:
•Very wrinkly
•In charge of deadly, violent people
•Inasanely hard to kill
Emperor Palpatine:
•Very wrinkly
•In charge of deadly, violent people
•Insanely hard to kill
The new administrator:
•Young
•Not wrinkly at all
•Is up to something
•May or may not be dead
What we learn today?
Medic was the first mercenary to say "Oof"
O h.
Also, Miss Pauling was the second one.
And we love him all the more for it
@green 9.99 I hate you tho
oof
Good
So Medic played God AND cheated Satan? Wow, I'm impressed.
Ray Angel Medic is an incredible man. Hes smart as all hell.
LadyArchimedes Smart as all HELL, you say?
Smarter than hell
Ya just shows you how powerful intelect is
Also how it makes you insane.
That makes him more badass than the others
I like how technically both teams are sadistic, psychopathic killers, and yet they can make the TF2 team seem like the good guys.
It was obvius! The next comic is be realesed any second now...
7 years later: aaanyy second now...
The funnier thing is if you've watched Robins last stream the person who created the comics are actually alive!
[At first I thought they died,]
spy calling scout his son is actually heartwarming
And heart breaking
Not to mention when scout was dying he changed his appearance to that of Tom Jones so Scout could die held by the father he wanted, not the father he had
"Uh no, spy only did that because he wanted scout to believe that tom jones was his father, you stupid?"
~Someone who doesn't know what theory means
Not gonna lie scouts dying scene was really sad.
Just want to questions
Is miss pauling scouts mom? Pls answer me i beg
Heavy: Ah Sasha. I have missed your voice.
Man imitating mini gun: Whhhhrrrrrrr
i know right!¨
It's a lovely voice
ColourShot best voice ever
+Ewelina Kunysz Polska? XD
SMASH
"Im gonna unleash a plague or whatever!"
That aged well.
26:45 never forget the scout prefered to save humanity and went back to earth instead of changing out with GOD.
medic: dies
heavy: YOUR FREE TRIAL OF HAVING KNEECAPS HAS EXPIRED
medic: dies
heavy: hey your spine is looking’ like a glow stick rn,, *can I break it*
@@immmgonnahurl no joke comic heavy is way more fucking ominous than in game heavy... except for the fact that he cant go:
0
/|\
^
Medic dies:
Modern heavy: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TİME?
....
Medic: **dies**
Heavy: Hippity hoppity your spine is now my property
The Medic has his own form of an immortality machine: Negotiation.
Speech 100
Medic 100
He's his own category.
And it doesn’t even need any australium!
Excuse me *insainity*
also known as
*Speech 100*
"Snipers don't muck around with guy shots and monologues. We just take the shot".
Honestly just a really cool line coming from Sniper.
Heavy: Sasha I have missed your voice.
Sasha: VREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
In the game: Medic takes 2 pistol shots, still has at least 90 health
In the comics: *u r ded, not big souprice*
Or it was a random crit with two bullets
Or he'd had the crap beaten out of him already.
Mmm soup rice
Ah yes time for the souprice party
Well he was beaten up 2 seconds beforehand
-“ZHANNA?...WHERE IS YOUR HAND?!”
-“I sawed it off with scrap of metal,
to kill woman torturing me.”
-“Yes of course, good.”
That makes sense.
that is just every sunday
Relationship goals
Well in a world where the gunslinger exists it probably wouldn't be too much of a problem
@@horsenuggets1018 only engie can use that
i doubt he'd let even heavy get a hold of his sentry
"To be Concluded" *its been 7 fucking years*
Miss Pauling's face at 9:31 is just adorable.
Just realized,
Scout, an innocent (albeit arrogant) soul who does what he can to help both others and himself goes to heaven.
Medic, a sadist and contortion of sane mind and body goes to hell;
But Ms. Pauling, only ever operating under her boss, with good intention but performing all matters of misdeeds goes to purgatory, forever sitting right next to the person she can only _believe_ is the real deal and so by all means must respect.
Very clever!
Forever? What?
@@mrmad5489 oh I guess not forever, supposed to be forever if they didn’t just get more blood
@@mcdiggles1141 purgatory is forever?
@@mrmad5489 probably, if she was dead long enough to stay
@@mcdiggles1141 okay so I searched it up and it said something about eventually going to heaven if you're in purgatory no matter what and it's never forever. Or something
Scout was born in 1945 and dies in 1987, so he lives to be 42.
Trollerjak the Trolling God-Emperor of Trolls then gets reborn because he has no soul
Not that old tbh
Which scout? Classic or 2
@@alexsalcedo7330 2
@@vinnyeru If you are saying how old Scout would be today, he would be 73 or 74 years old.
Who voices sniper, spy, & medic?? They sound so good! Honestly, the whole TF2 gang sounds so good!
I voice all the male characters in this dub.
@@TheAmazingFidget ur kidding- can I please meet u in person or something? I refuse to believe that you did all of the male voices. If u did, that’s really really impressive
@@brooklynd7046 Hah, maybe someday
So did ya meet them?
36:50 tf1 heavy : how did you beat us?
Me : Friendship and Luck
24:20 really made me cry
Im going to need my own supply of Australium to be alive when the next comic comes out.
epichamster96 best comment 10/9
In my case, I was thinking Horcrux.
epichamster96 don't you mean half-life 3
Sitting Pyro I would do that but I never had one to begin with
Kchy Park Actually I heard that's coming soon
Tf heavy: i needed to get to the machine
TF2 heavy: *SaNdViCh mAkEs mE StRoNg*
POOTIS
DOKTOR!!KISS ME
RRRRRR TATATATATATTATATATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATATATAT
UWAAAAAAAAAAH! UWAAAAAAAH! CRY SOME MORE!
He's still better!!! He's still better than fucking Chevy!!!
I will fight wars over the honour of TF2 Heavy
Coming back here to compare The Beard's voice with their real counterpart voice, goddamn Beard, ye did a magnificent job.
I AGREE!!!! ITS SO FKIN CLOSE
We've fought a *giant* your eye, A *Dracula* your eye, a *brain-in-a-jar* your eye, a *knife-wielding ventriloquist dummy* your eye.
One year it traveled back in time and tried to become our parents.
The point is: in my medical opinion, and as a man of science I do not say this lightly... *That* eye socket is haunted.
Wait why don't i remember any o' this?
Oh that I scooped that part of your brain out so you would stop asking me
Aye fair enough
Hold on, I *did* just ask you!
I like how they’ve written Medic so that I completely believed that he would implant baboon uterus bombs in people and used that to set up expectations that make the twist of him being kidding so funny.
And he actually did it my fucking god.
Yeah with the fucking baboon baby as proof in the group shot XDD
So which soul did medic give to satan
@@smugcat69420 I'm guessing Spy's. Medics never heal spies...at least not on purpose.
@@idiotcube Nope Scout's. He stole the medikit 1 too many times
KALA ALAO- ICANT- BEAUTIFUL
19:45 the sound pyro makes. I love it.
Btw, I dunno if anyone pointed this out but since this takes place in 1972, Medic died in 2022 (just a year before this comment).
4:03 Interesting fact, there is an *extremely* rare medical condition where your body turns itself into an alcohol making machine. This obviously comes with the side effect of being perpetually wasted.
Forever drunk just what demoman would have wanted
Wait fr?
@@Penguinman2.0 Known as auto brewery syndrome
@@krika1119 wow. That is just. Wow.
We should name it after demo :v
When the community woke up the comics went missing, and the artists were never heard from again! AHAHA....anyway, that's how the team fortress 2 comics died
Really? Did the artists just disappeared, like that? Guess sniper is not the only thing that doesn't leave a trace
@Adea Kastrati Well that's nice, I guess
community: "should we be active for this?"
valve: "aheheh... no. but as long as you are, could you keep making community updates?"
Ah ha ha ha...
(That's not funny)
@Adea Kastrati Does the community have any idea on who the writer is? And if they have any social media?
While our chances of getting the final completed comic is next to nothing, if we get the script atleast we can know how the story ends.
It took me way too long to realise that Medic stole the entire group’s souls.
So wait you're telling me the only reason the team is as immortal and incredibly strange as they are is because medic took their souls?
You are correct
No, medic took the TFC mercs souls
So far all the loose ends are:
- Helen's mysterious debt
- the ownership of Mann co.
- Hale's relationship with Mags
- Charles Darling's role in all of this
- Highlander and the fucking puppy that they forgot about in Teufort
And part 7
-Scout and pauling's relationship
-whether or not spy will tell the truth to scout
-what happens with Zhanna
Its been so long..
@@MrConfused. Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
@@PhoenixMario to the man behind the slaughter
"We've managed to convert the stomach into a distillery"
"Convert the lungs too!"-Demoman
"Breathing is overrated anyways"