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- The team attempts to have fun in the face of yet another of Merasmus' Halloween attacks.
Comic copyright by Valve
The Beard as all the guys, special guest star MazAMaTaz as Ms. Pauling!
Her channel can be found at / mazamataz
Music Used:
Brave Sir Robin - Spamalot
Zombie Attacks in the Eighties - Jon Brion
Unassuming Docks (Bright) - Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep
Manly Men - Joseph LoDuca
Galop - Dmitri Shostakovich
Shadow Rituals - Michael Markowski
Toboggan Ride - Stan Applebaum
Skeletor - Joseph LoDuca
Critical Mass - Todd Stalter
Dragnet Theme - Walter Schumann
Skeletor - Joseph LoDuca
Carrigan and Dibs - James Horner
Manly Men - Joseph LoDuca
Ebon Hold - World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King - Zábava
![[SFM] Heavy & the Mischievous Masked Mann](/img/n.gif)
Remember: If you ever feel that you are worthless and not good at annything, remember that a PUMPKIN got hired by the russian mafia!
now i feel worse because i got beat by a fucking pumpkin
The pumpkin had a gun in it's mouth
@@nothin9030 not only was it in his mouth he was holding merasmus at gunpoint with it
@@conray2338 its actually pretty dang funny that they unironically hired a pumpkin to the russian mafia!! And the fact that the pumpkin was having Merasmus to gunpoint was even better!
So, what your saying is, I should join the Russian mob then infiltrate the local Italian mob so I can make headway to North Korea and subsequently topple a world government?
I love how the Medic is Frankenstein and Heavy is Frankenstein's Monster.
AFoxmationstudio Official
Very fitting.
AFoxmationstudio Official and then over watch copied this
It's also a reference to the meet the medic
Yes.
:)
I feel like Medic wasn’t going to make a living pumpkin until the criminal tried to mug him. He just had a brain, and then he had an idea
Lmao, I love that
i miss golden era.
“Fellas I may n̶o̶t̶ have a brain, but I have an idea”
Substitute brain with bodies and you get all his Human rights violati-(AHEM) Experiments with the rest of the team
As much as I find medic disturbing, I respect the fact he won't have a beer, while he performs his craft.
Ultigom He actually knows A LOT about basic medic things, like he will suggest you drink ‘lots of water’ and get ‘plenty of sleep’
Like he sucks at modern medicine he literally does the basic things ONLY
And that is why medic is my favorite character (not to play as) in tf2, with the bonus of being crazy. (Which I also like in characters because usually they are good characters)
@@tradsreality7572 Soldier is my favorite (not in game)
Arrow Head I do like anime, such as Black Butler but I don’t act like I am JAPANESE.
A weeb loves anime so much they pretend to be Japanese. (Not to mention I don’t go UwU I’m so powerful not to mention I have wings and I have rainbow hair)
I do watch gorey things that of course KILL PEOPLE, but that’s literally in EVERY anime.
I think you should try to know a person a little more before assuming too much about them.
Arrow Head There is such thing as good anime :/
Arrow Head Lemme reason with you, yes I was once a 5 year that said ‘No anime bad and is for weeb loser!1!!!1!’ Trust me, anime isn’t bad it’s literally like any other show, just with its own ‘Tang’ it’s like making fun of cartoons, just because it’s a different tv show genre. Chill.
Also weeb is short for WEEABOO
SOLDIER, FOR THE LOVE OF *LADY LIBERTY-*
“I pick up the amulet.”
STOP PICK UP THE FRICKING AMULET!!!
Why not...DESTROY, the amulet?
@@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
Why not encase the amulet in somthing and then picking it up
Norf I miss rick may
Norf Soldier should really have an amulet cosmetic that always makes you disintegrate on death.
Merasmus is such a loveable loser.
Who doesn't love his comedy? It's awesome.
Guy Guino I'm Wicca and personally love his Character!
Cynthia Brogan you mean Wiccan
@B O ꓭ He is pretty powerful loser though. He can summon deadly monstrosities; can cast great spells; is immortal; can tank bullets, eplosives and wide variety of meele arsenal (from hams to swords and everything in between) like it's noting and can even Time Travel. And of course, he has a great hat.
@@kronkrian100 yeah pretty much everyone knows that, it's funny that literally russian mobs >>> merasmus somehow lmfao,
but how and why would merasmus get scared by them? guns and bullets faster than he making some spell or something?
I still love how Valve puts Merasmus in the comics. Some powerfull wizard who can summon a rocket shooting eyeball and lived for centuries almost gets killed by the russian mafia.
Russia > Magic.
That's all you need to know, I guess.
XD
Isn't he immortal, though? He got killed before, at least twice. Once Soldier burns him, then you have to kill him again on Ghost Fort.
AleNoConstancy lol
@@Thornskade In game, the merasmus that is killed is the past merasmus. Merasmus isn't immortal, he kinda has lives, described by those pills he takes. It's weird.
There's something hilarious about the Pauling and the mercs playing a dungeons and dragons game.
Setriex
The entire TF2 series seems like one massive and hilarious D&D campaign which you think about it.
actually its gargoyles and gravel
Dude what the-
@stilldanger 1337 oh wow
for a second I thought this comment was mine because of the profile picture
Heavy, the true Goblin Slayer.
i see
Nani
Yes he does not need dice to kill goblins all he needs is Sasha
Yes kill all the goblin
DM: A horde of Goblin-
Heavy: Died
DM: The Goblin Bo-
Heavy: Died
DM: Enraged by the lost of his followers the Go-
Heavy: Died
DM: Not big surprise...
Soldier is the single best character in this comic.
His personality is the best thing I've ever witnessed
True
He loses IQ, one point for every sentence
Miss Pauling also has a lot of 'personality'
I must be an idiot because I act a lot like soldier.
@@NoFlyZone31 lead poisoning isn't doing him good
FOOLS!!! YOU HAVE, closed the mail slot... accidentally.
my favorite line.
Epic Nerd7 same man
No its
So you are talking pumpkin Yes?
better than any line of soldier with the amulet or the pumpkin?
i dont think so
*sweats*
it could be a draw
Somehow I can't help but get the impression that the biggest mistake that people in the TF2 universe seem to make is underestimating the mercs.
Scarlet Letter well they are the admins last line of defense and looked down upon by other mercs, but the most dangerous man is one with nothing left to lose.
They also litteraly can´t die because medic surgically removed their souls and made a deal with the Devil, so that kinda helps.
The mercs are also quite literally the best at what each specific merc does. Like scout being the fastest person alive, heavy being able to kill a man with his bare fists while others would have to use a machete and the ability to carry a heavy weapon (which i believe would break the average man's arms), spy's disguise ability, medic being able to defy modern medicine, engie's advanced machinery, demo's hand crafted bombs, soldier's ability to maneuver in the air using rockets and be comfortable in practically any circumstance (Kinda like a soldier!), pyro's ability to intimidate and surprisingly great at being stealthy, and sniper's .....well...... sniping.
I wish this comment was shorter.
@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 Actually Medic stole the souls of other mercs to cheat Hell and return back to life.
and also how dumb soldier is
I love how Spy just totally figured out Merasmus’s plan. Great detective type character.
To succeed as a spy you need to know your enemies after all
no its just the costume makes him turn into sherlock holmes and now hes smart
It's times like this that I can't help but wonder how someone as dumb as the Soldier remembers which end of the rocket launcher to point at the enemy.
And thats how rocketjumping was invented!
The same way how I realised that I can make a burrito out of pizza!
Update: it didn't work.
He points it at himself and propels himself into the air half of the time.
@@deathtoisa actually rocket jumping was invented by Abraham Lincoln along with the inception of the second floor and before the invention of stairs.
oh good, merasmurray's here.
And he's got the pizza.
+Gary Oak BRACE YOURSELVES! IT WAS MERASMUS! THERE IS NO PIZZA. I REPEAT THERE IS NO PIZZA
Anuu Cheeki Breeki
OH GOD! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED!
DARREN! DO NOT EAT THE PIZZA!
Let Me Handle This
Ms. Pauling looks way cuter in this art style than in the main comic book series.
ElegeantFencer yea izs realy cute
well thats...*good*
Nicholas Pentowski I'm pretty sure that's a Ghastlierest Gibus.
True fam
@@VelmiArtrid still a gibus
Pauling trying to play D&D with the mercs is just so wholesome
literally spy in all of these is
spy: Please don't do ( this thing ) I'm begging
all the other ( stupid ) mercs: but,,, what if I did
Spy is an entire mood and I love it
And for other mercs you mean soldier?
@@mega6662 Well, soldier, scout, demo isn’t stupid but he also does stuff his own way, same with spy
@@lilypad.7485 4:42
Mostly Soldier, Scout or Demo
I like how even though Medic is quite crazy, he's still knowledgeable enough to not drink during 'surgery'
I love how whoever drew this has solder having his eyes covered *most* of the time to make it more comfortable for us
I love how Sniper doesn’t care and is too serious to actually change his clothes to something other than the usual uniform. Even Spy added at least a scarf and hat. Unless that tiny symbol and design on his hat is something. I don’t remember exactly how his hat looks like.
I'm pretty sure Spy is dressed up as the Invisible man!!
Sniper is dressed as Van Helsing, hes got wooden stakes on his vest. And the symbol on his hat is a cross. Actually all of the mercs outfits (and Miss Pauling's hat) are based on in game Halloween costumes.
EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELF! IT WAS MERASMUS, THERE IS NO, I REPEAT, NO PIZZA!!, WE ARE GONNA STARVE!, UNLESS WE ALL AGREE TO EAT SCO....
Soldier has great plan, we eat chicken scout over fire
panis cupcake confirmed
Well all those years of one-man-assault did their toll on soldier
Please tell me I wasn't the only one who thought "scones" instead of "scout" at first.
let me handle this
Spy sounds like he's constantly on the verge of a yawn and I love it
FOOLS! You have... closed the mail slot....
...accidentally...
Soldier333
I Make Playlists there gonna be a problem here?
never fuck with the medic
or you will become a pumpkin :v
Wait the person he tried to rob was medic?! damn, that flew right over head, then around the world only to smack me in the face
+weiner shnitzel the robber said he tried to rob some german guy :v
the medic is german?
DerNamenlose1991 damn I'm seriously failing right now o_0
+Chang Chen Yes medic is german How do you not know that xD all players know he is, it seys it on the webside xD
I don’t why, but I find it so funny the criminal pumpkin still tries to rob Medic
Oh and of course I find it funny when I see Solider smile when Meramus says ‘It is I! Meras-...MURRY! And I am here with your pizza!’
Who would win
A wizard who’s lived for a very long time and is very experienced
Some Mafia from Russia or Yakuza
Mafia always wins
Easy *russia*
Mafia, because Merasmus lived without being shot, and russia mafia haves gun.
The Mafia would temporarily kill him, because Merasmus has them get killed-come back stronger pills.
Sebastian Hogl I think soldier took them all
Gibus Pauling?
AHHH F2PAULING
Nah. It's the Ghastlierest Gibus. She been playing before the f2p update.
+Bier “Bierbart12” Bart Her first appearance was in 2009 (WAR! Update comic), so she's def. been around that long. If they don't give non-mercs hats, maybe someone had an extra and gave it to her to signify her becoming part of their team.
Also, Beard, great nod to one of Ashly Burch's other roles. Now she's played two different characters who enjoy DM'ing!
***** Pauling and Helen never wore hats at all before. And Redmond/Blutarch/Saxton all just have the one hat each. It's safe to assume the mercs are the only ones who get unlockable hats. Or was, until now.
The Russian mafia? We didn't need to accept the challenge, we just needed to get jacket.
YOU!I LIKE YOU!
+pitfallseed scout look's like jacket
Beard died in a separate explosion from jacket.
Beard lives in San Francisco. Jacket lives in Miami.
Beard and jacket fought together in a war in Hawaii.
After the war they both went home.
San Fran (beard's place) was nuked by the Russian government.
This made jacket very mad.
A ton of Russian immigrants (including a mafia) come to America (and in turn, Miami)
A group called 50 blessings is hiring war veterans (like jacket)
After joining 50b, members get strange phone calls leading to an address (usually of a mafia owned territory)
When someone gets to the place in the phone call they are attacked by the Russian mafia and must kill them.
These phone calls are made by 50 blessings.
Jacket joins 50 blessings
After a while, jacket is sent to the hospital
Jacket finds out the leader of the Russian mafia
Jacket kills him then goes to jail
The mafia leader's son becomes the new leader of the mafia
50 blessings gets more news coverage.
50 blessings gains enough power to kill both the US president and the Russian president
Russia sees this as an act of war and nukes Hawaii and Miami
All the characters die, including jacket who dies in his prison cell
is that the tory of hte game?
Wow
hottamn
That's not even the entire story, that's just jacket and beard's storylines. There a youtuber that actually goes over all the storylines in hotline Miami 1 and 2.
love it how everyone is wearing a costume but pyro is just being pyro
Ms. Pauling is ADORABLE!
Cynicalguy nope.avi
+ERROR HAWK tell that to people who jack off to zero suit samus and r34 of Pokemon characters
60's Spiderman
You wake up in bed next to Pikachu.
What do?
Bill lupin uh ok... I attempt to capture him. But he gets out and shocks me and so I ran away. Unless I'm trapped in a bed with one
Bill lupin
Can certainly see why Scout likes her.
Spy is Badass
You said it!
I Will not let any Petty jewelry kill me because this is America!
And miss pauling has a nice-ass
Fact:hes the inviseble... Out the movie inviseble, becuse he can be invisible...
Spy-no you
Merasmarry
+King Mah Boi From Gabencity his surname is probably Christian
+Dr.RubberFace Christian?
maybe
***** *sniffs* maybe
I've yet to seen someone that can out smart ...
Pyro doesn't need a costume he's scary as hell
I think it's a bit obvious since he is the master mind of fire.
Exactly why he wasn't wearing a costume and why this is such a late reply
1:40 I’d like to appreciate Pyro about to slice the pumpkin in half in the background.
im so confused in the comic murasmas was held sorta hostage by 3 guys with 9mm pistols yet in the game TF2 we shoot merasmus with miniguns,rockets,grandes, sticky bombs,shotguns,auto turrets you name it and he survives that for like 90 secs how the hell is he destoryed like this on a regular basis
night shadow secret supply of Australium.
He is Sometimes Invincible and not Invincible
When he's Green he's invincible
When he's normal He's Vincible
Because it's the Russian mafia. Nothing else needs to be explained.
I think it's because he got enough souls to get powerful enough and be resistant. He doesn't have any souls in the comic.
Ask the goddamn pumpkin that got hired just by being alive and required nothing but a gun to intimidate Merasmus
1:58 Goblin Slayer in a nutshell.
Got to love the writing in these comics.
1:07
You can take the brain out of the criminal and put it in the pumpkin but you can't take the criminal out of the brain in the pumpkin
_- Dr. Ludwig Humboldt, The Art of Medicine_
Probably one of the more moral things medic has done
The fact they've run this multiple times makes Heavy not wanting to roll to kill the Goblins make more sense.
Aww, Heavy is wearing a Frankenstein's monster costume. How nice.
Goes really well with medic's outfit. And the fact that he is a literal mad scientist.
did Merasmus almost got shot by a pumpkin? 🔫🎃
No, but the pumpkin did advise the Russian mobster propping him up to kill Merasmus.
but how the hell does it bull the trigger?
Tongues it I guess.
Hello fellow humans
“We might be pretending we’re in Fairy Land”
Me: *cough*
STOP PICKIN' UP THE FRICKIN' AMULET! XDDDD I love the voice of Scout
I love medic so much
Damn you guys are fast. Didn't expect it already.
2:24 I didn't notice Pyro until now. He's so cute making a Jack-o-lantern. :3
"FOOLS!!! YOU HAVE -- closed the mail slot... accidentally."
Because being opened from the outside isn't the one thing mail slots were designed to do.
Soldier, don't pi-
"I pick up the amulet"
When I first saw this, I remember seeing the pumpkin holding the gun, and thinking it was hilarious. Now every once and awhile the image pops into my head and I have to restrain myself from going into a fit of laughter
imagine waking up and this is what you see. 0:40
that pumkin needs to be in the witness protection program
I like how the spy is the Invisible Man and the Sniper is Van Hellsing
Soldier was choking the chicken 😁
Engineer is not in costume (I don’t think)
Soldier might be a bit hard to spot, but if you look closely, you can see he's actually cleverly disguised as a robot
Spy is the invisible man
Medic is Dr. Frankenstein
Heavy is Frankenstein’s monster
Scout is a chicken
Sniper isn't really in a costume, but he has little wooden stakes in place of bullets, implying he's a vampire hunter, pointed out by Spangly Yapper
Demoman is a werewolf
Mrs. Pauling is a witch
And Pyro isn’t necessarily in a costume, but he either has an axe with pumpkin/human guts on it, or an axe with fake/real blood
Sniper is dressed as a witch hunter, if you look at him he has wooden stakes in the place of his bullets
@@spanglyyapper3484 wouldn't wooden stakes be meant for vampires
Actually I think engineer is dressed as a scarecrow maybe
I'm not sure tho so don't quote me on that
pyros axe has pumpkin guts on it
Medic and heavy literally do couples costumes
4:51 _And tonight, you will-_
*clap*
Everybody thinks that Engie is the sanest among the merchs, but we see him being Medic’s goon in his medical mischievousness, just for the goofs and laughs
I feel like none of them were sane but maybe heavy is the most sane
Me: *hears you read*
Also me: dude be quite I'm trying to READ
PAULING IS GIBUS CONFIRMED!!!
2:41 my character when we find anything valuable looking in a room.
STOP PICKIN' UP THE FRICKIN' AMULET!
*_OH GOOD, MERASMURRAY'S HERE._*
I love how the pumpkin has a gun to merasmus's head 7:25
Nice choice of music at 3:04! Shostakovitch always has a special place in my heart.
0:03 Can we all just appreciate for a Second how Attractive Heavy and Miss Pauling look on this Cover?
Don't do my boy soldier like that :(((
Can we all just take a moment to agree that Ms Pauling is definitely an S tier waifu. She's smart, loves guns and even has a nerd/gamer side to her.
These voice actors are really solid. A lot of dubs I see have very distinct voices that peek through the personas but for the most part these sound really genuine
STAHP PICKIN' UP THE FRICKIN' AMULET!
At first, the voice acting seemed sorta bad, but as I got into the video, I actually got kinda impressed with the work. Nice effort, mate. :)
I'll be watching more of your stuff, and most likely gonna subscribe! :D
Remember all the male characters were voiced by the same guy. You gotta admire his range
I love the fact that the burglar hasn't realized he just got owned by a crazy old man
Pauling being a DM is very fitting
Lmao I absolutely adore the fact that Spy had to convince Soldier to not eat his son.
2:19 me when I roll a nat 1
Mrs. Pouling is 9th class confirmed
or 10th
5th
+Dr.RubberFace NOPE.
+Dr.RubberFace Why 9th? There are already 9.
clyax113 because I can't count
I like how pyro in the background is just playing with pumpkins
This was awesome, great job!
3:18 i can't stop repeating this xD it's fucking hilarious
*A G H K!*
3:24 solider choking the chicken
It’s October again, and I’ve come back to see this gem again :)
Seeing Miss Pauling with the gibus on makes me proud to wear my gibus
I love how soldier’s player is just a shotgun shell in d&d
My inner D&D nerd is squeeing
This was awesome! Thanks!
Mrs Pauling with handgun. 10th class confirmed
I need to see the part where paulling attempts to explain D&D to the team. Specifically how she managed to get heavy and soldier to understand.
Well Heavy is smart enough to understand how it work but cares to little to play RP.
Meanwhile Soldier could take such a game if its all about training in strategy or smt
Remember kids, don't fuck with the medic
Where has this been All My Life?
I needed to watch this, thanks. XD
4:59 nooooooooooo.
Heavy the goblin slayer
5:34
Top 10 biggest anime plot twists
Nice job dude, this was great!
As a dnd player, soldier is the perfect example of intelligence 3
The part where Heavy says he kills all the Goblins sound's just like a certain slayer🤔
In the first age… in the first battle…
So I love the medic engineer dynamic I’d love more of that
Ah yes, we have no pizza, therefore we must resort to cannibalism. Truly and accurate representation of soldiers in the trenches.
Had to come back and listen to this on Halloween.
7:28 the pumpkin is holding angun
Soldier is least sane out of the nine
I really like all the little details in this comic.
Like how one of the board pieces is a shotgun shell, implying that they were missing a piece.
Cute shit.
You know it's serious time when the spy starts talking