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  • Chaos is scary sure, but they aren't unbeatable. In fact there are multiple ways Chaos can be permanently beaten forever. here are the top 5 best
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  • @majorkill
    @majorkill  Před 4 lety +347

    Major's attempt to confuse the demonetisation system attempt #236.... Result : Failure
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    • @Gilly9784
      @Gilly9784 Před 4 lety +5

      I vote for OMS

    • @flameknightplayz2939
      @flameknightplayz2939 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Gilly9784 OMS for LMAO points

    • @herokiryu2652
      @herokiryu2652 Před 4 lety +1

      Why not just let the Orks beat them?

    • @pensador6953
      @pensador6953 Před 4 lety +3

      I recommend arch warhammer for MAXIMUM AUTISM!
      Also the straw poll you placed is for what game should you stream, NOT who will be player 4

    • @str_brst8979
      @str_brst8979 Před 4 lety +6

      I vote Arch

  • @vincentmiguelg.bastiero2598
    @vincentmiguelg.bastiero2598 Před 4 lety +2020

    Majorkill: *complains about being demonitized*
    Also Majorkill: *Shut up Timmy before i Paint you black and make you ask a policeman for directions*

    • @MajinBradPrime2
      @MajinBradPrime2 Před 4 lety +166

      Not gonna lie I laughed out loud when he said that

    • @funoff3207
      @funoff3207 Před 4 lety +8

      @James Adams advertisers sure as shit don't. Especially now they all have to spell out 'we're not racist'

    • @vincentmiguelg.bastiero2598
      @vincentmiguelg.bastiero2598 Před 4 lety +37

      @James Adams Thats also the reason why majorkill is one of my favorite 40k CZcamsrs, along with luetin and baldermort because of their respective styles of making their videos. While luetin's videos are informative in the 40k lore and baldermort's voice being perfect for reading about lore, majorkill gives his videos his own personality and it makes his videos unique in the CZcams community of 40k and also the fact that he addresses the problems and toxic parts of the community while also actively making the community more inclusive and working with other CZcamsrs with collabs , which from what I have seen is quite rare for 40k in CZcams (other than alfabusa and some other folks ) and giving half of his profits to his collaborators in some instances (like the guy that made a model of majorkill in total war), which he mentioned in his videos, because of this other than being of one people that got me into 40k, is the reason why I think he is, in my opinion one of the best 40k CZcamsrs out there

    • @dic_tater376
      @dic_tater376 Před 4 lety +5

      The fyukin was kinda cringe ngl

    • @Romczy
      @Romczy Před 4 lety +6

      Its called cenzorship

  • @arriasinsanite4886
    @arriasinsanite4886 Před 4 lety +955

    "chaos is not natural, galaxy was fine before, and will be fine after"
    holy shit that some true loyalist right-there.

    • @septimus7524
      @septimus7524 Před 4 lety +210

      But he is NOT incorrect.
      Think about it..
      If the Chaos Gods were truly an integral part that the mortal psyche couldn't live without, then why was the mortal Psyche of the Eldar, Necrontyre, Orks, prehistoric Humans, every minor race, and even the Old Ones perfectly fine without them?
      I find it BAFFLING that people will defend the existence of Chaos by claiming we cannot live without them, Because they are manifestations of emotion, thoughts, and concepts.
      Which simply cannot be true, for that would imply that THEY created these thoughts and concepts.
      When, in the lore itself, its said that they are the RESULT of it

    • @generalracoon1049
      @generalracoon1049 Před 4 lety +42

      Timber Wolf Literally the Emperor/Magnus Chaos debate

    • @darkdevil6508
      @darkdevil6508 Před 4 lety +41

      @@septimus7524 Tread lightly little pup , eyes prey upon you from unsuspecting corners. On a serious note , i agree with you completely. And to answer your dilema , the reason why quite a significant amount of fans defend the complete eradication of chaos is in my opinion corelated to IRL aspects about life. Such as living in a world where nothing is wrong may seem boring to an astounding portion of people , or the concept of needing death to exist in order for life to have meaning or any value. They apply these concepts and ideas to chaos s existence in warhammer. Also , some hide their true intention , they just like the carnage ( dont worry they will be dealt with by the inquisition eventually ). It s just hard for some to comprehend that some very bad things , irl or fiction , have no value to justify their existence in any way shape or form. These people often believe everything has a role and meaning including the despicable. They would be first to admit otherwise in case they ever came to the knowledge they will be directly affected though.

    • @alexanerose4820
      @alexanerose4820 Před 4 lety +14

      @Timber Wolf
      I would say that they are the origin of said thoughts and emotions but once such a thing reaches critical mass (enough people are experiencing them) such thoughts and emotions became self-aware just like it did for the DC gods and beings.
      I mean randomly banging on a keyboard would eventually make something coherent, why not thoughts, emotions, and concepts?
      So yes we can not live without them (or at least their essence) but we can surely live without them being dicks

    • @darkdevil6508
      @darkdevil6508 Před 4 lety +12

      @@alexanerose4820 I have searched hours strictly on the subject of the chaos gods past inactivity. Every reliable theorist who read the books fully say the same thing. They were always there in a way incomprehensive to us. They just were so unable and weak to manifest themselves that they likely had no conscious or sentient mind of their own. They were in a coma state where they didn t even dream. If somehow the world erases chaos from existence they will revert back to that state until somebody does the unthinkable from his own personal voilition to purposely reactivate them through a massive calamity of exaggerated proportions of suffering or ritualistic offering or faith typical of warhammer galaxy or entire sector in size at the minimum. It s not that we can t live without them. Every real in depth theorist i know believes that nothing bad would happen to the universe if somehow they defeat chaos for good. Problem is they will never be able to kill the 3 chaos gods as they always existed and is speculated that their residue or chaos radiation will never fade away entirely. Even if someone destroys and erases the entirety of their life force ( other beings that can be drawn power from in many despicable ways ) or the entire universe time space erasure they will never cease to exist. They will just be reverted in a dreamless unaware coma state forever best case scenario. They are just that kind of beings that can t be undone. Like some hax.

  • @fachagarmin
    @fachagarmin Před 4 lety +1315

    #7: Gork and Mork stop fighting each other and start fight Chaos

    • @thornwolf4234
      @thornwolf4234 Před 4 lety +135

      If that happened.... I doubt they would have a way to prevent the pissed off godshrooms from eating them.

    • @wrath2501
      @wrath2501 Před 4 lety +162

      They won't for the explicit reason that Gork and Mork only see each other as worth fighting right now. They know a fight with the other gods wouldn't even be a fight. Currently only the Tyranids and the Necrons have even slightly gained their attention.

    • @enricopaolocoronado2511
      @enricopaolocoronado2511 Před 4 lety +27

      I believed that happened either in Fantasy Battle or Age of Sigmar. Not entirely sure, though.

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Před 4 lety +21

      They lost
      At full power Chaos will beat anyone else
      Ahriman was able to teleport all of the Ynnari to Tzeentch's personal area where they were slaughtered even with the help of the Phoenix Lords

    • @poisonsumac4565
      @poisonsumac4565 Před 4 lety +43

      @@wrath2501 What about khorne or Khaine? I'm pretty sure gork/mork would love to go to (and I quote) "A PROPAH WAAAAGH TA KICK YER TEEF IN"

  • @cancankr8867
    @cancankr8867 Před 4 lety +716

    Finally Majorkill acknowledges it, I swear I roll my eyes whenever someone tries to go "oh no chaos is like a force of nature and stuff" hell no it isn't, like... at all.

    • @tomgeytenbeek2207
      @tomgeytenbeek2207 Před 4 lety +113

      The warp, yes. Chaos? Not a chance.

    • @titssnitchtzeentch649
      @titssnitchtzeentch649 Před 4 lety +55

      @@tomgeytenbeek2207 Chaos is just the result of all the shit the universe went through as the Warp is just a reflection of real space.
      So Chaos is just a natural result, much like global warming or the destruction of the earth humanity might cause, Chaos is the result of the sentient being's miscarrying of the galaxy

    • @titssnitchtzeentch649
      @titssnitchtzeentch649 Před 3 lety +23

      @Relic 07 The warp is a constant, it's a result. Without the warp, there wouldn't be an Emperor, or Interstellar travel, only the C'than and the Nekrons, without anyone or anything to oppose them. In a sense, Chaos Gods are immortal and unkillable, but that does not mean they are not immune to change. I believe that if the universe was somewhat pacified, the Chaos Gods would turn into benevolent, Order Gods who wouldn't seek absolute fuckfest

    • @titssnitchtzeentch649
      @titssnitchtzeentch649 Před 3 lety +11

      @Relic 07 Oh yeah but technically they're unkillable since any thought, action or decision empowers them

    • @xXLunatikxXlul
      @xXLunatikxXlul Před 2 lety +4

      @@titssnitchtzeentch649 And this is why Doomslayer couldn't touch em.

  • @ten_of_diamonds7575
    @ten_of_diamonds7575 Před 4 lety +747

    Slaanesh- A condom.
    Khorne- Depressants.
    Nurgle- Penicillin.
    Tzeentch- Wheatley
    The Emperor- A book on parenting

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk Před 3 lety +82

      All Of Them: The Doom Slayer and a Bible

    • @tigerii10.5cmpog4
      @tigerii10.5cmpog4 Před 3 lety +16

      Wheatley from portal?

    • @convoy034
      @convoy034 Před 3 lety +24

      @@NoahDaArk a combine of doom slayer the Bible and the grey knights
      Edit: oh yeah and the angry marines

    • @moretech
      @moretech Před 3 lety +33

      Tzeentch: Anti-psychotics

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 Před 3 lety +27

      @@tigerii10.5cmpog4 of course! All tzeentch’s schemes will be ruined by the Cores endless stream of terrible ideas!

  • @andonis2102
    @andonis2102 Před 4 lety +186

    You do realise that another way to beat Chaos is by focusing on the better parts of the Chaos Gods-
    Khorne: Strength/Honour/Justice
    Tzeentch: Progress/Magic/Sorcery
    Nurgle: Nature/perseverance/renewal
    Slaanesh: Joy/ happiness/pleasure
    If the entire Galaxy was to focus on these aspects, the Chaos Gods' moods would change, Chaos and the warp would mellow out and then we can focus on the space bugs and robomummies and the Tau. But, obviously, EVERYONE here would think that's a stupid ending.

    • @enslavedfunni1330
      @enslavedfunni1330 Před 2 lety +30

      And very unlikely that you could
      A: calm the warp enough for them to change into more mellow gods without killing them in the first place
      B: for them to even be effected by it

    • @x3dwany371
      @x3dwany371 Před 2 lety +28

      @@enslavedfunni1330 or you can be a total badass of an emperor who killed a god himself while on life support

    • @blackwolfe9965
      @blackwolfe9965 Před rokem +10

      Late post, but this has been in my head for a bit.
      Well, here's the thing, the common name of the Immaterium dominated by Chaos is a spot on name: the Warp.
      The chaos gods in their current state are a warped reflection of their true natures.

    • @bluscout1857
      @bluscout1857 Před rokem +1

      And is probably VERY impossible because everyone except the tau is basically in huge decline and care nothing for peace at all

    • @JustSomeDude42
      @JustSomeDude42 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Not sure on Slanesh, partly due to Slanesh technically being an eldar god of debauchery, never really were any good qualities to her in the first place. She’s also pretty much the only one to need people going bat shit railing murder cocaine.

  • @dalorasinum386
    @dalorasinum386 Před 4 lety +423

    “Uses Timmy voice” but Majorkill your straw poll link took me to a vote on what to stream, not who to stream with

    • @majorkill
      @majorkill  Před 4 lety +82

      www.strawpoll.me/20318921 I'm a dumbass

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 Před 4 lety +6

      @@howabout4031 why though. what's wrong with reimlez

    • @SpaghettiToaster
      @SpaghettiToaster Před 4 lety +11

      @@howabout4031 I really want to see the super nice, soft-spoken Rho in a game competing with professional memers, edgelords and hentai-mongers.

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 Před 4 lety +616

    The Tau actually CAN get possesed, I think it was in one of farsight´s novels, a tau water cast got posessed by a demon of Tzeenzch and had to be killed before he summoned a warp storm or something, its more like its very hard for them to get posessed rather than it being impossible, Someone also told me that, in another novel, a tau firewarrior went mad at another Tzeench demon for killing an ethereal and beated the shit out of it with his pulse rifle while yelling "Blood for the blood God!!!" but I´m not too sure on that one...

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis Před 4 lety +57

      It was against a Slaanesh Daemon. I think it was in the novel Fire Warrior.

    • @antoinecyr2833
      @antoinecyr2833 Před 4 lety +66

      True the water cast tau was indeed possess. BUT! From what I remember said water cast had been in contact with a chaos corrupted device wich allowed the demon to possess him due to the taint being now stronger on him. So unless exposed to what are basically chaotic radiation , Tau are possibly "immune " to demonic possession.

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard Před 4 lety +54

      It's not a matter of it being very hard, more that it's just not very appealing. A psyker lights up like a beacon in the warp, attracting all kinds of nasty things. But all beings with souls have a light in the warp that can be seen and MAY attract the denizens of the warp, only deamons and the like prefer to possess those with more power within the warp and in the materium. Daemons generally don't bother possessing regular humans, though there are exceptions. A Tau though? that's even less worth bothering with to a daemon than an ordinary human.

    • @strongback6550
      @strongback6550 Před 4 lety +10

      I mean, if an inanimate object can be possessed by demons, so can Tau

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 4 lety +25

      Yea, Tau are warp sensitive, but compared to humans, nowhere as much.
      Regarding warp sensitivity, humans are for the Tau what the Eldar are for the humans.

  • @Clarkarius7
    @Clarkarius7 Před 4 lety +356

    If Emperor Text to Speech has taught me anything, it's that Vulkan could just hug the Chaos out of the Chaos Gods! Khorne? He could not remain angry after a Vulkan hug! Tzeentch? It's the last thing it would expect! Slaanesh? A Vulkan hug is too wholesome to be corrupted! Nurgle? Well let's be honest Nurgle has not had a hug in a very long time...

    • @GMorgan84
      @GMorgan84 Před 4 lety +37

      What Chaos god could resist Adventure!

    • @redacted985
      @redacted985 Před 3 lety +7

      Ha, good luck trying to hug me to death!

    • @Blargaha
      @Blargaha Před 3 lety +15

      To be fair, I'd imagine Nurgle gets hugged constantly by nurglings and his marines

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance Před 2 lety +4

      I got sad for Nurgle there for a while

    • @crimsonitacilunarnebula
      @crimsonitacilunarnebula Před 2 lety +3

      besides they would get more puppy ki like since vulkan colour in chaos

  • @TheGreatBookofGrudges
    @TheGreatBookofGrudges Před 4 lety +244

    When talking about the Tau: "Daemons have no interest in them"... Yup just like everybody else and this is coming from a Tau player lmao

    • @Watcher-in-the-Dark
      @Watcher-in-the-Dark Před 4 lety +29

      I think that's like one of the appeals to the Tau, that they are so uncared for that they are kinda cool. Like when you REALLY like a background character in a show even thought they only have like 3 lines but they are so epic that you like it.
      Or cuz pulse guns go pew pew.

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 Před 4 lety

      @@Watcher-in-the-Dark
      "We are good"
      "We are diverse"
      "Jk we ain't THAT good"
      Truly epic

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Před 4 lety +2

      The protagonist of Fire Warrior was empowered by Khorne
      Chaos gives the best power boost. Turn Genghis Khan into Uraka Headhunter

    • @broccoligaming7611
      @broccoligaming7611 Před 2 lety +1

      Tau got some cool tech though, if they made a battlesuit the size of an Imperator Class Titan, that would make Tau so much more interesting.

    • @Crispifordthe3rd515
      @Crispifordthe3rd515 Před rokem

      I like the Tau alot tbh. I feel like the hate comes too much from the neckbeards of the tabletop game, and the neckbeard lore junkies.
      To me, they're (ironically) the most unique faction, simply because they aren't completely grimdark. That's a plus in my book.

  • @dembeku346
    @dembeku346 Před 4 lety +266

    This video is why i love this channel
    Luetin is a pro
    Alfabusa is a legend
    Majorkill is a chad²

  • @jelst
    @jelst Před 4 lety +167

    Thanks for the advice!

  • @Prince__Teclis
    @Prince__Teclis Před 4 lety +641

    Khaine: "So, we just defeated our great enemy?"
    Ynnead: Nodding and pulling the other gods out of Slaanesh "Indeed."
    Khaine: "Cool, if you need me, I'll be organising excessive and very erotic bloodsports now we've got no downside for it."

    • @Dudenob123
      @Dudenob123 Před 4 lety +160

      Isha taking a very long shower.

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis Před 4 lety +123

      @@Dudenob123 Eldar: "Dad! Mom's been in the shower for the past two thousand years! When will she be done?"

    • @diogoteixeira4950
      @diogoteixeira4950 Před 4 lety +87

      @@Prince__Teclis Khaine: Never.

    • @flameknightplayz2939
      @flameknightplayz2939 Před 4 lety +64

      Maybe the end times would be the purified warp? Isha replaces nurgle, khaine khorne, and Ynnead for slaneesh? Dunno about Tzeentch tho maybe a combined ceogorach and crone goddess?

    • @chosenofkhorne2951
      @chosenofkhorne2951 Před 4 lety +14

      Prince Teclis they forgot malal

  • @RyanTheMan000
    @RyanTheMan000 Před 4 lety +119

    Vulkan:
    *Kuddly Khocolate Man*
    Love'm

  • @svensorensen7693
    @svensorensen7693 Před 4 lety +129

    8:16 What a lot of people don't understand (including the chaos gods themselves) is that The Warp =/= Chaos. The Warp is a reflection of nature. Chaos is a twisted inversion of it that influences the materium so it can feed itself like some kind of cosmic cancer. It is absolutely possible to beat Chaos, and #1 seems the most likely the way GW is going.

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance Před 2 lety +8

      I don’t really think WH 40k will ever end
      It would be, honestly, pretty epic if in 2087, after revivng all the revivable primarchs GW released the last edition of WH… if they survive until then.
      This could be an ending and it would be just pure awesome.

    • @DD-cq6mm
      @DD-cq6mm Před 2 lety +3

      What if the rubber band happens? Would the warp just go back to normal over time?

  • @Eagle-eye-pie
    @Eagle-eye-pie Před 4 lety +140

    Chaos god of order. I think you just broke my brain.

    • @emulation2369
      @emulation2369 Před 4 lety +16

      warp can be a place for gods of any kind,even love...not joking,but love is not as strong as hate or lust so..

    • @michaelsantamaria3053
      @michaelsantamaria3053 Před 4 lety +6

      isn't that sigmar. like he became the embodiment of azyr the wind of heavan and the the wind of magic is just a distile power of chaos.

    • @tomgeytenbeek2207
      @tomgeytenbeek2207 Před 4 lety +7

      @@emulation2369 I would say love is stronger, as it is more enduring and has clear purpose, but hate and anger are more intense and will devour anything in their way. More a case of sheer intensity and passion than straight-up strength as a shared emotion of the warp.

    • @titssnitchtzeentch649
      @titssnitchtzeentch649 Před 4 lety +8

      If order reigns in galaxy then the warp will calm down and it won't be the Chaos but the Order, Chaos will be no more.
      Also Sigmar became the embodiment of one of Tzeentch's fragment, I love how utterly heretical this actually is

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath Před 3 lety

      They exist in Warhammer Fantasy Battle.

  • @steveseltz2798
    @steveseltz2798 Před 4 lety +68

    8:27
    That moment where little Timmy goes too far, so far that Majorkill doesnt even tell him to STFU, and goes straight to the point.
    Majorkill is the one we should send to destroy Chaos

  • @jacopoarmini7889
    @jacopoarmini7889 Před 4 lety +166

    you know what truly is chaotic? The fact that Majorkill seems to have become more tolerant of Timmy, almost as if...
    (deepthroats mic) *he actually did care about him*

  • @armchairphilosopher6880
    @armchairphilosopher6880 Před 4 lety +68

    "before I paint you black and make you ask a police man for directions"
    [insert shaq spicy meme]

  • @olympusgolemoflight7198
    @olympusgolemoflight7198 Před 4 lety +23

    “In Timmy voice” But Majorkill, what about a big krumpin’ by the Orks?

    • @Watcher-in-the-Dark
      @Watcher-in-the-Dark Před 4 lety +2

      If humans can hold back the Ork tide, then a endless tide of demons certainly can.

    • @olympusgolemoflight7198
      @olympusgolemoflight7198 Před 4 lety +10

      @@Watcher-in-the-Dark But da better da scrap, the better da Boyz fight!

  • @andrewhannigan931
    @andrewhannigan931 Před 3 lety +32

    The eldar also want their mother-god of healing back from Nurgle. and Khorne seems to be fond of Khaine so maybe Khorne would be willing to get the cronesword back for them in some kind of deal? Maybe under the condition that they ressurect khaine as khaine is a massive genocide advocate which Khorne would probably want around more than Slaanesh

  • @magnum32b
    @magnum32b Před 4 lety +53

    A side note on Chaos, if you will.
    I'm convinced Chaos knows what it's doing. They MADE sure Horus failed and died at the emperor's hand to make sure he didn't win. Otherwise, Chaos death plan #5 would have triggered.
    As far as RECENT events are concerned, I think Chaos (or at least Khorne) is finally understanding the true threat of the tyranids. Remember, hive fleet kronus kinda cucked Khorne's forces on the planet Shadowbrink. While pissing him off, it also taught khorne how adaptive the tyranids can be (i.e. when the khorne deamons spawned and charged the swarm, the tyranids abbandoned their usual strategy of cc and blasted the khornits from range).
    The argument can be made that khorne's intervention in the Baal system was primarily to save the Blood Angels for himself, I think he also wanted revenge for Shadowbrink (and perhaps he developed some strategies against the swarm to boot?).

  • @skepticalmagos_101
    @skepticalmagos_101 Před 4 lety +41

    But what if we flood the warp with hugs, compassion and kindness to starve/change chaos?

  • @nittinillz
    @nittinillz Před 4 lety +15

    "Knelt on the wrong neck" sheesh I'm only like 3 mins in 😵

  • @devingendron2287
    @devingendron2287 Před 4 lety +12

    3:04 why does Fulgrim have Liver failure in that picture? Why is he so jaundiced? Did someone de-daemon Primarch him and his liver immediately died from all the drugs he did as a 4 armed snake man?

  • @principetnomusic
    @principetnomusic Před 4 lety +48

    Me: Lol, stupid Imperial fanboys screaming "Heresy!" all the time
    Also me: *watches this video*
    ...
    HERESY!

  • @Party_Almsivi
    @Party_Almsivi Před 4 lety +21

    This could’ve been a ten second video:
    REMAIN EVER LOYAL TO THE GOD EMPEROR, CITIZEN. FOR THE EMPEROR PROTECTS, ETERNALLY.

  • @SteveRobertson15
    @SteveRobertson15 Před 4 lety +15

    The „vag-head-fishweebs“ lmao
    i subbed with my second account for that

  • @davea.9927
    @davea.9927 Před 4 lety +77

    Why not do a live stream with OMS?

    • @habibainunsyifaf6463
      @habibainunsyifaf6463 Před 4 lety +8

      Sounds like heresy

    • @alecspinzon6867
      @alecspinzon6867 Před 4 lety

      Definitely.

    • @blackaua
      @blackaua Před 4 lety +20

      I imagine it is as OMS reading from the wiki while Major repeats everything they say mockingly.

    • @Gilly9784
      @Gilly9784 Před 4 lety +3

      You beat me to it

    • @UnfitNinjuh
      @UnfitNinjuh Před 4 lety +7

      OMS: *reads off the wiki* Majorkill: *repeats the last sentence as Timmy*

  • @shaulkramer2963
    @shaulkramer2963 Před 4 lety +4

    There is one more way. Reduce the corruption and suffering across the galaxy to the point that Chaos is transformed into its ideal form... Slaanesh becomes the embodiment of love, pleasure, joy and contentment. Nurgle the embodiment of stability and growth. Tzeentch of innovation, curiosity and pleasant surprises... and Khorne of righteous fury, and honest competition.

    • @shaulkramer2963
      @shaulkramer2963 Před 4 lety +3

      But it’s the hardest way... so no one will actually try it.

  • @00784865
    @00784865 Před 4 lety +6

    That first Timmy joke was so good.

  • @robbiethecontroller9642
    @robbiethecontroller9642 Před 4 lety +10

    I love the idea of what if Khorne's massive melee weapon some how came into the material galaxy and imagen the repercussions of such power of Wrath and madness?.

  • @durlacosmin4026
    @durlacosmin4026 Před 4 lety +21

    "Before I paint U black and make u ask a policeman 4 directions" that has to be one of the most Majorkill things I've heard ever.Good shit

  • @jupiterrising887
    @jupiterrising887 Před 2 lety +4

    Emperor: **Post-modern nihilist that hates religion intensely, tips fedora**
    Also Emperor: **Empowered, preserved, and saved by being worshiped as the central figure of a religion**

  • @taxllax2104
    @taxllax2104 Před 4 lety +46

    Do what they did to Khorne, he's pretty de-feeted

  • @patricktarver4573
    @patricktarver4573 Před 4 lety +9

    WOAH when did we find out the 5th sword was in Slaaneshs palace?!

  • @laugepoulsen8647
    @laugepoulsen8647 Před 4 lety +5

    You are generally the funniest lore channel, but this video was funnier than usual, and got one of my spare likes just for that

  • @disk1706
    @disk1706 Před 4 lety +13

    "Feeack": the pinnacle of brilliant censorship LMAO

  • @seranonable
    @seranonable Před 3 lety +6

    Good video, although in Horus Rising the one of the Intarex captains imparts on Loken that Chaos was the first power in the universe and will be the last. This is during the exchange that Loken clarifies why everyone in the Intarex keeps capitalizing the C in Chaos, right before everything goes to shit.

  • @spcsandbag6517
    @spcsandbag6517 Před 4 lety +12

    The 4th man has to be Arch Warhammer , nobody else will do.

  • @passgo8507
    @passgo8507 Před 4 lety +1

    Your viewpoints are sound and your soundbites are hilarious. Glad I'm subscribed.

  • @blackaua
    @blackaua Před 4 lety +143

    "...and everyone's attempt to cancel them like they've been recently exposed for saying naughty things online or they knelt on the wrong neck."
    Less than 1 minute in and I'm on the floor wheezing from a spice overdose.

  • @henrikandreason7261
    @henrikandreason7261 Před 4 lety +4

    Yes, team up! Damn man you're passionate. It rubs of on us all if you know what I mean. Keep it up!

  • @broman3364
    @broman3364 Před 4 lety +9

    I hope you do a version for the fantasy setting. This is really good stuff.

  • @ethanevenson3855
    @ethanevenson3855 Před 4 lety +1

    This was a phenomenal one, nice job mate

  • @mango_popsicle8468
    @mango_popsicle8468 Před 4 lety +14

    “Knelt on the wrong neck” i almost pissed my self

  • @titanscerw
    @titanscerw Před 4 lety +6

    Chaos: Invincible for corporate purposes.

  • @HermesSonofZeus
    @HermesSonofZeus Před 4 lety +1

    Loremaster_of_Sotek just gave you a shout out in his video released today. About 8 minutes, 45 seconds in; a little before, and a little after. Mentions a video you did, which I will check out once I get a chance. Good stuff, man. Found your channel through Legend; shared it with a friend.

  • @LordAlgammoN
    @LordAlgammoN Před 4 lety +7

    OMG I FINALLY HAVE ACHIEVED THE MANDATE GIVEN TO ME BY THE EMPEROR, WHEN HE SEND ME BACK IN TIME TO DISCOVER THE SECRET OF HOW TO DEFEAT CHAOS,NOW I WILL GO BACK TO OUR TIME LINE AND SHOW HIM THE WAY, THANK YOU MAJORKING

  • @williambryan6320
    @williambryan6320 Před 4 lety

    Major kill, you are the best warhammer 40k lore content creator on CZcams, bar none. You deserve more views and subscribers, so please continue to upload frequently.

  • @xboxseriesxoverlord
    @xboxseriesxoverlord Před 4 lety +8

    40k theories: cyber dong jokes.
    Everyone else: no cyber dong jokes
    Answer: chose cyber dong jokes

  • @cyrilvidal1834
    @cyrilvidal1834 Před 4 lety +1

    I've been thinking of this as of late. Thanks man. Cheers

  • @ZweenNewFarmer
    @ZweenNewFarmer Před 4 lety +6

    Patch 40.k :D
    Nice one!

  • @derpbutt9572
    @derpbutt9572 Před 4 lety +5

    How to beat chaos?
    Uamee: SQUAT FOR THE EMPEROR, THE EMPEROR PROTECTS US.

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro Před 4 lety +5

    13:03 In total chaos, anything is possible. Even order.

    • @tomgeytenbeek2207
      @tomgeytenbeek2207 Před 4 lety

      ...what crack are you on?
      The moment it it becomes order, *it aint too fucking much of a "total chaos" now, is it?*

  • @cron1807
    @cron1807 Před 2 lety +2

    You forgot the tyranid counter to the warp which is that they are all mentally screaming and it actually messes up the local warp when used

  • @lesteruhl2951
    @lesteruhl2951 Před 2 lety

    Dude! Have ever watched one of your on CZcams with the captioning on?! The Tau is the best! The Towle VS Cows. So glad I'm not deaf, I'd have to walk away rethinking my life choices after reas that bit. 🤣

  • @danielwells1734
    @danielwells1734 Před 4 lety +2

    Glorious indeed. I'm looking forward to the new Necron models.

  • @gusadams1766
    @gusadams1766 Před 4 lety +6

    I love the midget analogy, this is what we watch major kill for

  • @worldsbuffestloremaster
    @worldsbuffestloremaster Před 4 lety +2

    "Or they knelt on the wrong kneck" XD hahahaha

  • @RecoveringLoLAddict
    @RecoveringLoLAddict Před 4 lety +10

    4th player should be OMS
    As the Chaplain ofc

  • @v_artra5399
    @v_artra5399 Před 4 lety +1

    Hell yeah man, can't wait for space hulk stream! Gonna be funny to see Baldy play though I probably won't be able to understand Valrak, nothing new there though, I'm an American so I don't actually speak english.

  • @reculture
    @reculture Před 4 lety +2

    I for one welcome return of our last and greatest Silent King!

  • @ryanerasmus4738
    @ryanerasmus4738 Před 4 lety +1

    Fyackin love your content

  • @Dark_Mastermc
    @Dark_Mastermc Před 4 lety +2

    5:57 good😂🤣

  • @danc3159
    @danc3159 Před 4 lety

    Really like the music on your videos

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 Před 4 lety +2

    I like to think The Warp is a natural part of the universe, Chaos is just this new mold that came because everyone just got "feelings" and "emotions"

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s Před 4 lety +7

    2:00 '*in timmys voice*' But majorkill! I know you hate gamza and italianspartacus! BUT where is Arch warhammer?
    lmao

    • @epiczombiedoctor5961
      @epiczombiedoctor5961 Před 3 lety

      Shit your filthy mouth timmy before I put elf ears on you and show you to vulkan!

  • @Xenophon122088
    @Xenophon122088 Před 4 lety

    Awesome video! I hadn't considered the Tau, or the Tyranids winning as a possible way to defeat Chaos, though I'd love to see those battles! You're video also makes me think that Games Workshop is the reason Chaos might win, so I guess they worship Chaos in addition to money.

  • @vividshock
    @vividshock Před 3 lety +1

    Woa "shut up before I paint you black and make you ask a policeman for directions" thats beautiful

  • @theimperialinquisition5009

    All Right Thank you so much for this we'll do This and by do this all of This.

  • @po801_4
    @po801_4 Před 4 lety +7

    Can you Stream Dawn of War SoulStorm with the Ultimate Apocalypse mod? That would be fun.

  • @kriysixvector4552
    @kriysixvector4552 Před 4 lety

    Thanks for the vid.

  • @theemperorofmankind7706
    @theemperorofmankind7706 Před 3 lety +1

    Timy:"NO YOU CAN'T KILL CHAOS IT WILL HAVE UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES FOR THE GALAXY!!"
    Necrons:"haha,pilons goes brrrrrrrr"

  • @teachdaireteachdaire3701
    @teachdaireteachdaire3701 Před 4 lety +1

    1st edition of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay actually included a short entry about the Gods of Law.

  • @dub4sam95
    @dub4sam95 Před 4 lety

    The stream with the other two lads would be great and space hulk would be a great pick!

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 Před 4 lety +1

    I'm hoping 40k Theories or Wolf Lord Rho playing with you since I'm subbed to them as well as you.

  • @NaranuCS
    @NaranuCS Před 4 lety +1

    megalul "knelt on wrong neck"

  • @rabbidfanatic535
    @rabbidfanatic535 Před 4 lety +2

    Ah Timmy, good ol Timmy.

  • @danny_decheeto8300
    @danny_decheeto8300 Před 4 lety +1

    Oh hell yeah, I would definitely watch the space hulk death wing stream

  • @skitariihunter8758
    @skitariihunter8758 Před 4 lety

    YES THIS IS GLORIOUS

  • @GSDguy
    @GSDguy Před 2 lety

    “They knelt on the wrong neck” 🤯😅😂🤯 absolute savage 😂😂

  • @justarandomguy983
    @justarandomguy983 Před 10 měsíci

    thanks for the tutorial

  • @jeremiahstfort2527
    @jeremiahstfort2527 Před rokem

    I’ve watched a load of your videos some even multiple times (anything to do with the greatest chapter ever the black templars) but I have never ever heard you say anything funnier than “Vulcan but he fits this rule because he’s a cuddly chocolate man” I have been screaming with tears in my eyes for about 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vyren2030
    @vyren2030 Před 4 lety +1

    Nice Video - but could you link the picture withe the 4 chaos gods 0:35 in this vid?

  • @superchuckg4339
    @superchuckg4339 Před 4 lety

    Love this shit!!!!
    You got the biggest balls in 40k lore fo sho!!!!

  • @Pyre
    @Pyre Před 2 lety +3

    A T'au victory also creates the opposite circumstances from the War in Heaven. We have no reason to assume that, if sustained long enough, that state of affairs wouldn't unmake the Chaos Gods. Just like the War in Heaven made them to begin with.

  • @Blackhawk7alpha
    @Blackhawk7alpha Před 4 lety

    That stream would be awesome

  • @Gnomkiller2000
    @Gnomkiller2000 Před 4 lety +3

    Well order discipline and peace through enforcement fear and torture :D

  • @Boringspy
    @Boringspy Před rokem

    That point about balding primaries having a tendency towards being traitors would have been a perfect Segway for a keeps sponsorship 😄

  • @karlmayhle05
    @karlmayhle05 Před 4 lety +2

    Question: Does the Imperium know that tau are immune to the warp and if thats true do you think it would benefit them to group up?

    • @majorkill
      @majorkill  Před 4 lety +3

      I believe so however the Tau despise melee combat which is unacceptable

  • @leatherjacket9
    @leatherjacket9 Před 4 lety +5

    I actually love Chaos! Lol! Currently chaos has the galaxy right where they wanted. Confusion, diseases, excess, and war is running rampant. I think 40k must be the Golden Age of Chaos. They actually have conquered the galaxy and have it exactly where they want it. A constant cultivation of fear, superstition, manipulation, and desolation. Even fighting them adds to them. Oh well.
    You know the chaos gods have won because they are now more concerned with fighting each other than the galaxy. Only when they join forces against a common enemy do you know the chaos gods are worried about losing. Currently chaos isn't afraid of the Emperor enough to join forces... Which may be their undoing.

    • @carlosdavidg7
      @carlosdavidg7 Před 4 lety

      ''Love Chaos'' Dear Emperor, how can HERESY this titanic possibly exist??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @leatherjacket9
      @leatherjacket9 Před 4 lety

      @@carlosdavidg7 since I'm from the warp, the only Heresy i know of is any love for that corpse king on the golden throne called "Emperor". 😁
      Little does mankind know, they are creating another warp entity within the warp... Wholey separate from the flesh slab which is sown into their decorative chair. The entity they create, to be their salvation... Will sound the boom of a new chaos god and new eye of terror which will feast upon mankind as Slannesh now dooms all Aeldari. 😏😋😁😃🤣👍

  • @jacobadams6277
    @jacobadams6277 Před 4 lety +1

    Knelt on the wrong neck lmao I'm using that one

  • @adamhadamcik385
    @adamhadamcik385 Před 4 lety +3

    make version for the fantasy setting please

  • @someguy2349
    @someguy2349 Před 4 lety +21

    Pls don't defeat them I just got my Slaanesh Models : (

  • @Tensorry
    @Tensorry Před 4 lety +1

    I would love to play space hulk or vermintide with you

  • @XxXVideoVeiwerXxX
    @XxXVideoVeiwerXxX Před 3 lety

    knelt on the wrong neck...
    Now THAT is some subtle spice.

  • @tusk3260
    @tusk3260 Před 2 lety +1

    Chaos says: We are INVINCIBLE!
    Necrons turns their chaos begone switch.
    Chaos says: THATS NOT FAIR!!!!!!

  • @Killerstar13
    @Killerstar13 Před 4 lety +1

    Tau may someday evolve enough to have psykers, so that isn't really an option.

    • @murder1625
      @murder1625 Před 4 lety

      they somehow managed made spacemarine