I Lived Like WeWearCute For A Day
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The WeWearCute sisters called me out, and I need to clap back. But I can't do that if I don't know my enemy first, so I lived like WeWearCute for a day to see what I'm up against. I did what they do, I ate what they eat, and I pranked like they prank. Enjoy!
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#kurtisconner - Komedie
"You JUST GOT PRANKED !! "
"Oh did I?"
Was the the purest interaction ever it was so adorable 😭
That is the epitome of how pranks should be executed. Not the over-exaggerated shit we all see from the prank channels on here
Yesss
“I’m not going to ruin some poor barista’s day... I’m going to ruin someone at corporate’s day”
On behalf of all baristas, I would just like to say that you’re our hero
I read this as he said this
kurtis looks luke he has an orbee in his left noze (his left)
Praxis
@@ibbaby3966 This is so specific but kind of makes sense??
Kurtis is a true working class hero
It is 2 years in the future and “juicy squirt” is still the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen
fr 😭
Yeah that had concerning fetish vibes to it, did not like it at all
im so glad i skipped over that part ive seen so many 'scarred for life' comments
I was distracted reading comments and forgot to skip it. So I guess I'll share the suffering by reminding you of it
three years now
In college, a girl I partied with would often open things with her teeth. After which, she would whisper to herself, “teeth are jewels, not tools…”. Supposedly her dentist told her that once and it really stuck with her- just not enough to heed the advice.
Well now you’ve cursed me with that too 😂
It’s a lil one that hides under the surface, then just when you need it the most (or debatably, the least) it pops into your head 😂
What in this video reminded you of that?
@@Cowboy_Frog probably kurtis opening stuff with his teeth lol
8:58 “i’m not gonna ruin some poor barista’s day okay, i’m gonna ruin someone at Corporate’s day”
kurtis conner more like kurtis comrade
when people say "communism doesn't work" i tell them about kurtistown and they realize they were wrong
KSKSISISSHAIIAVAOAVSU DEAD
And then he got the nicest lady
that made me think kurtis is gonna help eat the rich
JDLSKLSJDKAS THIS SENT ME THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT
You literally have the nicest friend in the world.
You pranked him...
And he THANKED you. Wtf.
answer: Canadians
Big John Mulaney energy
"Thanks for gettin' me buddy!"
He's so cute
Lol I know right. Canadians rock.
2 years late, I just realized he could've done the Push-Pop prank so well if he told Dean it was a "Can my friend guess the flavour!?" challenge, having an excuse to blindfold him, so he wouldn't see the literal hotdog lol
Omg I wish he did that!
Holy shit, that's a hilarious idea for a prank
22:32 I know Kurtis’s style of humour so well at this point that as _soon_ as he said “I’m gonna make some dessert. I deserve it,” I instantly knew he was gonna say “I dessert it” and awkwardly smile.
just desserts
Literally same 😭😭 I had the exact same thought right before he said it
When you think he’s setting up a joke but he’s actually revealing his personal criminal history
That's so beefy
@@choopaaa *bœuf*
Juicy squirt!
Frosty Teacup ah, français
lol😂😂
poor Jacob was really trying so hard to be supportive even when he was drinking absolute shit. and the look of pure sadness in Kurtis’s eyes right before he pranks him is...existential
Ainslee Raasch Jacob is so pure 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
The moment he learned that Kurtis pranked him he looked so betrayed.
i love how long it took him to figure it out and he was willing to just accept it
Jacob: ):
Kurtis: *I'm sorry it has to be like this*
I KNOW RIGHTTTTTT
I’m pretty sure the Starbucks woman barely managed to get off the phone with Kurtis before dying of laughter. I feel like it was 1000x funnier because Kurtis was so nice and polite about it
I think that's what her little squeak was for sure lmao
She probably thought Kurtis was some gullible old man using the internet who doesn't know people lie XD
😂@@rowanlavellan9755
I love how Kurtis is just casually gaslighting his friend like, "no, that's a push pop."
Lol
The lady at corporate had no idea what was going on yet she still helped as much as she could she was so sweet 🥺
Lemon Drop I’m really upset I broke the 666 likes, but this comment deserves it 💕
How does this only have 3 comments
Give her a raise starbucco bucks
So sweet. She needs to teach a course in customer service.
she also said she was having a “ not too good day” and she was still so kind 🥺🥺
Okay, but no one's talking about how good of a friend Jacob is. He drank that coke and pretended like it was fine, just so Kurtis could get the shot for his brand deal. The real MVP!
and how dean is still trash
Jacob is Superior Friend
@@josie6291 he is funny af tho
i’m like... so anxious for jacobs reaction!! i’m stuck at 19:46, i’ve paused it, and o don’t wanna know how he reacts!! 😭😭😭
@@froggiecansler5022 it's adorable tbh
I love how he eats these horrendous possibly poisonous meals, but the thing that almost kills him... is about 2 tablespoons of Coke(the drink)
love that u clarified the drink 💀💀💀
@@monamour4310 i mean better safe than sorry lmao
Well, two tablespoons of coke would kill you
@@CainXVII nah you need quite alot of cocaine to kill u
💀😭
hearing the covid disclaimer made me feel like that meme of the soldier in war
Real, I had a full life flashback.
I felt like I went back in time for a second
I had to pause the video and go look back at when this got released. The animal crossing part really got me 💀
“I’m really tired, it is nine - eleven - oh...”
*the tiniest smile of internal screaming*
Aaris Howton it iS TEN AFTER NINE
BRUH
I laughed so hard i got tears
“it’s nine ele- ... its 10 after 9”
Time stamp pls
I worked as a customer service rep- and folks that take the calls literally wait for a funny useless call to come in bc 95% of calls are just being screamed at over things that are 100% out of their control. Probably made that lady's day
She was trying so hard not to laugh. Great vid
Drem Ora as the operator at Target I had a slight flashback and you can tell by the tone of the barista’s voice that she was bracing for the yell. I even was bracing for it. But she sounded so relieved when he responded calmly. He honestly made my day how he responded to her
Oh.. I had a drunk lady on call for 2 hours. She wanted a anti virus service provided by my mobile carrier. She had a Huawei phone and my company explicitly stated that they gave that service only to samsung, apple, nokia and sony phones. Oh god she wouldn't cut the call and I had to keep explaining. Then she verbally abused me, started crying, literally. Her husband had left her and her boss fired her because she couldn't concentrate. Then her phone was corrupted. It was rough.
I wish I experienced one of those moments. It's hard if you're on a financial department, you won't hear anyone talk, they'd be shouting 24/7, or 10-12/5
I work in a contact center. Even a stupid question asked by someone who is kind and polite feels like a nice sneaky little break. That Starbucks rep was so sweet, and she probably is used to getting yelled at. I bet that was the best call she took all day
i love the feeling of bonding with a stranger from customer service. they are extremely kind when people are polite. i once had a 30 minute conversation with a lady helping me with my wifi. it was amazing.
"I'm not gonna ruin a barista's day, I'm gonna ruin someone at corporates day" - Kurtis Comrade ☭
and that's on Bernie 2020
and that’s on robin hood lol
Susan F 🏴
Don't ruin a barista's day or we will definitely give you decaf
Larissa A. I’m so glad I’ve never been mean to a barista... nobody deserves non consensual decaf
"it is nine ele-......... it is ten after nine"
when I tell you I screamed
oh my god i only understood it after this comment im yelling
Genevieve Hughes I WAS LITERALLY ON THAT PART WHEN I READ THAT OMG
omg i didn’t get it before i saw this comment 😔
i’m still confused lol
karly øwens 9-11
I've seen this video before, but coming back to it a few years later and watching again --it's just so adorable. "Thanks for pranking me, buddy!" being said in total sincerity without a hint of sarcasm is peak Canadian.
Jacob laughing his ass off when kurtis says “it’s club soda and soy sauce” made my day
“You can’t even see it on camera. Trust me, look at the little black parts, do you see it?”
*Hype House trying to incorporate diversity*
cha cha real smooth best commentary
HAHAHAHA
😂😂
not related but ur pfp makes me mad
That made me laugh harder than it should’ve
That phone call to Starbucks was just two extremely polite people having a conversation.
Imagine if every phone call was like that
@@deuceydee3506 god I would love that
@@deuceydee3506 it'd be nice
@@deuceydee3506 then I would pick up the call and not act like I did not saw it
@@YourMom-wn2iy what
Ok but can we talk about how dedicated a friend Jacob is, even after drinking the good awful concoction Kurtis whipped up, he still remained in character so he wouldn’t ruin the shot. And even after he found out he got pranked, he laughed about it and then said goodbye to Kurtis politely. My friend would’ve had my head on a stick and drank the bl00d from the stump of my neck if I had made them drink something like that
At 0:21 it took me a few seconds to realise he was talking about COVID. It's amazing how fast some people (including myself) have forgotten
When she said 'jUIcY SquiRT !!!' I cringed so hard my neck disappeared
It was...
Hahaha
Ringss YOU BETTER STOPP !!!
Owange! UwU 👁👅👁
i think i saw it from rifty before this video
We got so much of Kurtis’s backstory today. Shoplifting at Spencer Gifts and he was a Starbucks barista? It’s all coming together
This explains it all!!
Yess now its all coming together hehehehehehe
Barista Kurtis hits different
Idk how but I knew he was a Starbucks barista before being told
imma make a timeline. this'll be fun
Listen to his podcasts! He spills all the tea!
Going back and seeing videos from these first few weeks of the pandemic are such an experience. The slight panic, confusion, depression, exhaustion. God that sucked so much.
It's so strange hearing him say "balls" without the sound effect
Kurtis: No I think that’s everything
Corporate lady: *SQUEAL*
I rewinded like three times to listen to it
Made me laugh every single time I reminded it lmfao
That was part of her rat DNA coming out
Is this a regional thing? I’m from Illinois I need to know how to release my inner demon squeal
Agh
I feel like these girls *have* to be joking. Just the "SO BEEFY" and "JUICY SQUIRT" are too obvious and ridiculous not to be jokes.
I'm waiting for the video of them saying that it was all a joke
@Kadeeen Can we spell it "lolly" so there's not even Worse implications?
If they are joking ngl it's a REALLY fuckin good one
Go to there page and scroll down to there funny hot dog one. It's clearly a joke and they are fooling everyone
pretty sure theyre just playing off troom troom
kurtis and jacobs friendship is just too wholesome like he was so proud he got a brand deal with coca-cola and drank the soy sauce with a smile to not ruin his video and his reaction when he found out it was a prank was the greatest i love them
"the lady told me this flavor is really strong so i shouldnt pour too much"
*pours half of the bottle into a small bowl of noodles*
kurtis cares about his citizens. we have to stan. this is why he is mayor.
Papa Kurtis feed me your knowledge
WTF 2k likes in 43 minutes
Bonkered lmao shut uppppoo
And he says the “hot mayor” thing wouldn’t work (in his attractive man video lmao)
Bonkered stop being racist
is everyone just glossing over fact he said he was banned from spencer’s bc he was caught shoplifting,,, i found it hilarious that he casually said that HAHAHAHA
kannt_ he has a video with I think Pretty Much It about it 😊
@@nevebee2389 ohh which one is it? :0
it's a kurtis thing
time stamp?
Helena 16:01
THE MOMENT HE SAID "animal crossing is coming out soon" IT HIT ME JUST HOW LONG AGO THIS IS
Wild to see the beginning of the pandemic 4 years later
Something about her acting like a baby and saying "oh! Juicy squirt!" Really rubs me the wrong way
It rubbed everyone the wrong way 😖
@@dollykumo2959 you're not wrong🤮
I think she’s doing it bc she knows creeps sadly exist on tik Tom ??
It felt like a weird fetish thing
@@victoriarose6886 im. Scared. 😅
His anxiety at the idea of bothering people working and making phone calls is a whole ass mood
*a whole 2019 mood* (a reference from one of his lies videos)
@Amber Beck a whole ass 2019 mood
Saffron Warren oh crap i didn’t see your comment
Saffron Warren yeah, my mom is a whole ass 2019 M O O D
I felt nervous before he made the call
19:40 Jacob's reaction was straight out of a cartoon
I stopped laughing when cotton-candy entered the chat. Jacob is a real one cuz he wasn’t gonna say anything at first. 😭😭 Jenna came through with ‘we have fangs.’ lmaooooo
She did NOT say *_"jUiCy SqUiRt"_* in baby voice, dear God.
it made me just.. uncomfortable
so jellyyyyy
@@starfaun SOOOO BEEFY
atleast she didnt say it seductively
@@excuseyou7198 beefy, juicy squirt. I think I just made it worse, somehow...
Things that almost knocked Kurtis tf out in this video:
- coronavirus
- crippling anxiety
- a jar of tomato sauce
- one sip of coca cola
- spencer's gifts employees
- nervous pees
Emily don’t forget cotton candy tits
- two shots of vodka
filming while driving lmao
That scary little guy on the push pop
One sip of coke is deadly!
it's been 2 years and I'm still mystified that she felt the need to make spaghetti in a thermos like she was gonna carry it around and eat it on the street
watching the covid disclaimer intro in 2023 is triggering my trauma
Kurtis has delivered the official public service announcement and we should all respect it
i see your comments literally everywhere lol
Well as he is the mayor, we must *obey* it
I was 1,000 like and i'm proud
yellow aesthetic same it's so weird lol
Okay but jacob is SUCH a great friend. He was like "this is nasty but im not gonna ruin his clip, play off the pain" what a lad
we stan jacob
who is your pfp, they look like three different characters i know
@@lolar108 it's me
@@blearyeyedchangeling OHHHHHH
@@blearyeyedchangeling is your cover pic hong kong? 0:
the moment of instant regret when kurtis realised 'shalissa' was a sweet, hardworking service worker and not the ceo of starbucks
Oh my god, that sweet lady! She was so pleased by how polite you were, good on you for being such a good role model!
Kurtis:I'm going to ruin someone at corporate's day
Woman from corporate:Hope everything's going well with you :)
Kurtis, about to cry:Good, thank you
dancing on mars we all almost cried tbh
jacob still trying to hide his disgust of the coke to not mess up the brand deal is true friendship
Morganne - unrelated but give me an update on your piercing lmaoo
Morganne omg u have good taste
veronica campo highkey got infected when I changed the jewelry but all good now !
hi
*Disgust for
I watched this now (2023) and in the beginning when he said all the serious stuff, i was like "omg what the hell happened???????"
10:41 “Fazbear entertainment hired the game developer. This isn’t just an attempt to rebrand, it’s an elaborate cover up…”
THE RANDOM “ah” FROM THE LADY ON THE PHONE I CANT ABAUEGKWHEIWJ
i genuinely am in pain from laughing so hard at it and idk why it was so funny to me
I have a feeling she'd never had someone call and be like "thank you so much" before
i fucking screamed
I was trying not to laugh so much because I was in the living room with my family
time stamp?
"Wait mine tastes really weird"
"What does it taste like?"
"Not"
"Jacob just got pranked!!"
"Jaco- wait, did I??"
You guys are the epitome of adorable.
😂😂
THEIR VOICES AND MANNERISMS ARE JUST LIKE TROOMTROOM DEAR LORD
watching this in 2023 and in the beginning i was so confused, looked into the comments and saw everything was from 2020😭😭😭
imagine being a starbucks worker that’s dealed with really rude people for hours and just wants to get through the day, and then two girls walk in with a camera screaming *”cAN I PLEASE GET A HOLIDAY BAGGED AIR?!?”*
At least it would lighten the mood
kurtis noticed in his og video that it seemed like they had prerecorded their voices/did a voiceover and lip synced to their own voices. it was weird and didn’t seem real
tabbie cat yeah, i was joking about how wack it would be if it was real and you had to witness it.
natasha. ah understood. i think of i saw that in person *i* would have to apologize to the barista just bc i was in the vicinity
*hey barISTAAAAA*
Y’all be scared to moan in y’all girl’s ear. I be in mine like: “sO bEeFy”
Omg stahp! I’m dying
This, right here, is a true man.
~ s o b e e f y ~
how many more y'alls do you want to add to that sentence?
@@manboy4720 Yall he yall scared to yall mean in yall yall girl ear in yall mine I be yall like: so yall beefy.
I'm sorry, i had to.
Just came up in my feed today. Seeing that intro felt so weird in 2023. That shit really was only three years ago, but it feels like an eternity. What a nightmare Covid was, man.
I like how he introduced Shaq as, "Good Burger star" 😂
I didn't know Kurtis had a lower body... I just thought he was shoulders and head wtf
Just like the shower gel head & shoulders
Makayla Hubbard When we went to his meet and greet in S.F., The second he walked out my partner just goes “Oh my god. His legs. I’ve never seen them before.” Lol
the knees and toes part of the nursery rhyme doesn't apply to him bc his lower body is fake
Nah, he's not like PewDiePie
Saw him live and he really doesn’t have any legs. He’s just torso and feet
I need friends like the guy who pretended to like the soy sauce soda so he wouldn’t ruin the commercial
lol right? He's such a good sport
He's adorable too!
He's the best
He's one hell of a friend.
If you like him then you should watch And We’re Back
Crazy hearing people talk about covid in the first few weeks
right it's actually jarring
6:55 “mAkIn iT sTiNkY”
THE GOAT MOVIE LIVES ON
shaqs 'ˢᵒ ʲᵉˡˡʸ' is top comedy
I think the way he shakes his head 'No' when they say "This is Shaq's first tiktok" is even funnier
@@BlackOrderAlchemist "End my suffering"
Save my king
@@lvbboi9 i saw u on a danny gonzalez video
@@athyzkyh I am Greg
Seeing how thrown off kurtis was by how genuinely nice that woman was added 10 years to my life. I hope shes doing so well.
Yep
The lady on the phone was so nice I wish everyone was like her 😭✋
I just really want to hang out with these girls on like a Sunday when they aren't "on" or recording anything just to study them and see what they are like as actual people. If they just chill but still scream out shit like "So beefy" in their off-time then I don't know how I would react.
I love how you didn't acknowledge Shaq's legendary NBA career, but the fact that he was in Good Burger.
Ah yes Good Burger the movie about eldritch beings
Being in good burger got him in the NBA
666th like
Y’know you could’ve just complimented that as the joke, instead of framing it as if it was your own discovery. I’m sorry about being so mean, I’m really passionate about Good Burger
Marian Mationg my uncle went to school with shaq and him and my uncle found out they got onto the same team, but no one believes me :,)
the extra greeting hits different when ur quarantined and lonely
Same 😔✊
Hope you're doing well tho ♥️
very true :(
but i’m always lonely LMAO
ASDKJHALSKHDJK
Aw guys :(
Omg the wholesome way Jacob tried his hardest not to wreck the promo by still smiling!
the beginning of this video is such a time capsule
Kurtis looks like he was and is a barista
But not a Starbucks barista
Dana Tim Hortons
@@jjstyle4578 lmao
A Batista who dropped out college and start his own coffee house with overpriced items.
We love him.
Once a barista, always a barista.
It's not a job, it's a lifestyle.
He really called corporate instead of ruining some baristas day. We stan a mayor who supports the working class and eats the rich.
Me and my homies STAN Kurtis
EAT THE RICH.
That was clearly a call centre worker but it's the thought that counts Kurtis we still love you
Canadian 🤣
Yeah but apparently he shoplifted when he was 15 so idk
I've watched this video like ten times and it still absolutely kills me that the cotton candy ramen walkthrough completely omits the very important step of adding sugar. or literally anything sweet so the whole thing isn't just bitter purple noodles
Me wondering wtf he was talking about in the beginning and realised this was posted 3 years ago lol
THIS COMMENT HELPED ME REALIZE THAT TYSM LMAOO
Imagine getting an advertisement for Coke and at the end one of the guys advertising the Coke quietly says "This tastes like ass" and then the ad ends there
Hazelbell 2018 under appreciated comment
@@atree9284 it truly is
😂😂😂
I feel like that would actually work cause I’d get curious
HFFIFBDJC bro this made my day
saying 'take care' to a stranger at the end of a phone call feels much more sweet and genuine than 'have a nice day' while still being casual and now i've started saying it too thank you kurtis conner for this revelation
this intro is a crazy time capsule
I want to hear more about Kurtis’ teenage years tho…
Starbucks representative: I hope everything is going well with you
Kurtis: Good thank you
(my anxiety in a nutshell)
Estrella Flores story of my life
@@meanpoutine7095 I started sweating once the lady picked up the phone 😭
Once I hear the dial tone I immediately regret my decision.
I was like this until I got a job that required me to answer the phone and make phone calls to my manager
It's like a meme but that is so clearly his genuine reaction XD
The way Jacob stayed in character despite drinking carbonated soy sauce
Who's jacob
@@dumbbshi3892 The friend Kurtis pranked with the fake coke lol
he a real one
@@dumbbshi3892 bitch watch the video
@@mordecai8707 omg aggressive much
5:36 "take your mini blowtorch"
Yea cuz every one has one of those lying around 💀
Kurtis seems like he would have his own inter-dimensional cable channel in the Rick and Morty universe. I would definitely watch that as much as possible.
i never want to hear anyone say "juicy squirt" ever again
blue daze i didn’t think i had to worry about hearing those words in general
I didn’t know they were the juicy squirt people and more I want to puke
I am Spanish. So I didn't know what that was. Welp, I was a happy and innocent buddy until this happened;-;
blue daze that video plays on repeat in my head as I sleep. It haunts me
me after i eat chipotle 🙈😊
"Im gonna ruin someone in corporate's day"
*Very polite conversation ensues*
Truly a nightmare
Canadian corporate calls ammiright? /j
Very Canadian eh?
That was so funny
I would trust the woman he had on the phone would my life.
Watching videos that were from the pandemic feels so crazy. Covid is obviously still around but it's manageable if you've had your vaccine. Hearing the whole "stay indoors rn guys" thing was so normal to me but now it's like "oh yeah I forgot that I had to hide in a hole just two years ago".
Wow I'm seeing this in 2023. I'm truly impressed with Kurtis' stamina. Only 3 more years of standing, good sir! We are here with you, every step of the way!
that phonecall was so wholesome it was hard to tell it was only 50% Canadian
Until she moaned
50% canadian 50% midwestern
The little sound she made though, what does it mean
10:26
kitt She was probably just touched that he was being so nice. Most people are dicks to customer service
Kurtis’s mad pranks: being polite to a person on the phone
what a madlad
canadian prank
The most Canadian prank you could pull
That's the most Canadian thing
Canada
Woah, the beginning of that video id such a time capsule.
Fr I was flashbacking
It’s so trippy to watch videos from right when the lockdown was starting man
Okay I seriously can’t handle how sweet Kurtis is, the pure fact you could tell he didn’t want to inconvenience that sweet starbucks lady and the way he felt bad that Jacob was so happy for a nonexistent brand deal. My heart beats for this soft boy ❤️
If you had read The Amazing Spider-Man #6 you would know his sweetness will not last long
nerd 😹
stfu he's a certified hard boi everyone knows that
@@storeymerrill9384 LMFAOOOO
@@storeymerrill9384 "Certified hard boi"?? More like certified Country Boi YEE YEE
Dude I wanna be a barista, and if someone came in and asked for bagged air, I would give them an empty bag, charge five dollars, and pocket the money.
If I was feeling nice, maybe I would even put ten cents in the register for the bag.
trust me if you were a barista youd get tired of it real quick espeically any time a customer over the age of 30 came to the counter
Being a barista is like 300 mean people in a row that are in a rush. Then they’re mad at you that they were late to work because they couldn’t mobile order or just leave 15 minutes early to enjoy their coffee/breakfast before work. Oh also people think they have the right to ask you very personal questions and have the right to get their drinks made first because they’re late. 0/10 don’t recommend. Also corporate isn’t ran by baristas so they’ve been imposing standards that aren’t doable, district managers have no idea what it’s like to be on the floor, and work load is not distributed equally.
@@LA-yf4jf I'm really sorry if that's your experience, but I want to work in one of the little ones that only have a few people at a time. There isn't enough money in the world to get me to work in a place like Dutch Bros or Star Bucks.
@@kbeit8272 don’t be sorry, I quit even though I was making very good money. If you get hired at a local cafe, it will be such a great experience. Making coffee is so much fun when it’s slow pace.
16:04 IMPORTANT KURTIS LORE!!!!!
Kurtis is so healthy, even a small swig of Coca-Cola causes him instant physical pain.