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- Clyde tries to destroy the lice colony on his head by using anti-lice shampoo but it's his blow-dryer that does most of the damage.
"Lice Capades" S11
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - WAITING ROOM -- DAY
Clyde is sitting next to his mother nervously, in the waiting room of the doctor's office. A little girl with a LISP is sitting next to Clyde and on the opposite side of her is HER mother. There is also a random MAN waiting by himself.
CLYDE
This is SO embarrassing...
LITTLE GIRL
I have a EAR INFECTION. What are you seeing the doctor for?
CLYDE
I have... I have AIDS.
The nurse steps in the door with a clipboard.
NURSE
Clyde Harris?
INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE -- DAY
Clyde is sitting on the edge of the doctor's table (in normal clothes) as the doctor sits in the foreground taking notes.
DOCTOR
Yeah, that's a pretty bad lice problem there, good thing they pulled you out of school.
CLYDE
But Why ME, Doctor? Why ME? How did I get this?!
The doctor wanders over to Clyde.
DOCTOR
Well, believe it or not, some lice can actually attach themselves to flies and then wait for the fly to land on someone's head where they can reproduce. And then the lice that live in your head now were probably all BORN there.
CLYDE
Sick.
The doctor hands Clyde a couple of small shampoo bottles.
DOCTOR
This shampoo should take care of it. Use this in the shower-- your scalp may burn a bit afterwards
(heading towards camera dramatically)
-- but it should kill... EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.
DRAMATIC MUSIC -- AND THEN INTO:
EXT. LICE VILLAGE -- EVENING
It isn't dark, but also there's no sunlight or blue sky.
Cut to a shot of a few lice sleeping together.
BOOM DOWN from the village shot to see Travis sitting in the foreground, on a mole, looking concerned with his head in his hands.
TRAVIS
(sighs)
Kelly appears behind him.
KELLY
Travis? Everything okay?
TRAVIS
(sighs, then-)
Kelly... I was just thinking about our baby... I want to name her... HOPE.
KELLY
Hope?
TRAVIS
HOPE for a... Chance at tomorrow.
Rain slowly starts to fall... Travis looks up at the sky.
Cut to a shot of the sleeping lice again-- The rain starts coming down hard enough that it wakes them.
RANDOM LICE
It's raining? Now?
Cut to a shot of a few lice, walking toward camera slowly and looking up. One holds his claw out to feel the 'rain' coming down.
INT. CLYDE'S SHOWER -- NIGHT
Clyde is naked in the shower, rinsing off.
Clyde reaches out of frame and then pulls in the shampoo bottle and opens the lid-- He looks at the label.
INSERT - Clyde's POV of the bottle-- 'RID-X' - Then it getting poured into his hand.
EXT. LICE VILLAGE -- EVENING
Travis stands and looks around as some other lice in the distance behind him are coming out to see the rain. He then looks to his right--
And sees a group of lice watching as two louses play in the rain - Frolicking and dancing around, and laughing.
DANCING LICE
Weeee!!! I love the rain!
LICE
(laughing)
Then cut back to Travis, thinking.
TRAVIS
OH MY GOD.
He runs and grabs his Travis's arm.
TRAVIS
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
KELLY
What? It's just rain.
TRAVIS
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW KELLY!
Camera is BEHIND a couple of lice who are watching the lice in the distance dancing around- but one of those foreground lice turns around and sees something--
HIS POV - Some SUD LAVA starts to come through the trees.
LOUSE
What IS that?
Other lice turn around.
The suds come up to one louse who reaches down and pulls some up.
CLOSE UP - as he inspects his hand-- it starts to melt away.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AAHGHGH!! AHGHGHGH!
Now pull out a little wider again to show his legs burning and melting in the soapy lava.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AHGHGHGHGGHGHGHG!!!
REVERSE to the spectator lice
LICE
AAAHGHGH!
HEAD DOWN SHOT The suds wash over the louse and he BURNS AWAY more.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AHGHGHGHGH!!! HAGHHGHGH!!
REVERSE back to the spectator lice.
LOUSE
RUNNNN!!!!
All the lice run in a panic.
LICE
(CANNED SCREAMING)
SIDE SHOT-- Some lice run from some sud lava- but it catches up to them and they start to burn away.
SHOT -- Lice run towards camera
SHOT -- SIDEVIEW -- A louse being trampled by others.
TRAMPLED LOUSE
GHAHGGHGHH!!!!!
SHOT - Wide shot of lice screaming and running in all directions- lots of quick foreground passes.
SHOT--
MOVING CAMERA SHOT-- TRAVIS RUNNING WITH HIS EGG BABY AND HOLDING KELLY'S HAND. WHILE LICE RUN ALL AROUND.
TRAVIS
EVERYONE GET UP INTO THE TREES!! WE HAVE TO GET UP HIGH!! - Komedie
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Clyde is the character that shares the most energy with me, according to SP&me
M'kay.
Absolutely disgusting
I love how Clyde would rather have aids than lice 😂 that part killed me
@gunner Richthofen oh gosh! I didn’t even notice
Me too 😂 "I have aids"
I liked the shocked expression of the woman
“i have aids”
@@Trtevoorryu That's Clyde's mom lol
The worst part about this is how Clyde didn’t scrub the shampoo into his hair, but rather just poured the bottle in and that’s it
That's a sin
No wonder some of the Lice survived.
Yeah, when I had lice as a kid my mom freaking eagle clawed my scalp to make sure we got all those fuckers
@@alyssamay9237 LMFAOJDIDDNJSJDJDD
FR LIKE HE JUST DUMPED THAT SHIT
The mom pushing her daughter away from Clyde is the best. I love these careful attention to detail in shows.
Yeah her mom clearly doesn’t want her daughter getting infected with aids
@@apimpnamedstreetmeat that’s clearly what he said
I had severe lice problems all through my early teens, I genuinely hope this is what they went through, I object to their entire species being allowed to live
And I'm sure they object to your very existence.
@@tombailey837 not really they need our hair to live
@@Walker-ow7vj Species feed off of other species. That's not exactly anything new
@@tombailey837 yes yes I understand the different type of animal relationships I’m just asking why would lice object to us if they literally need us to survive
@@Walker-ow7vj Do not try to reason with a lice defender, they are a traitor to their own kind
“KELLEH, I WAS JUST THINKIN ABOUT OUR BABEH”
“I want to name her…Hope.”
@@tahraethestoryteller6079 hope?
@@Blaze-xe8cl Hope for a chance at tomorrow
@@tahraethestoryteller6079 It's raining? Now?
@@BlurroBlue "Oh my god.. We have to get out of here!"
I love how dramatic the doctor is when he says “every single one of them”, like he’s got a very personal grudge against lice lol
Everyone should have a personal grudge against lice
Ye. Lice are just as bad as other pest such as house flies, cockroaches, mosquitos, gnats, and them other buggers. Because they are disgusting, and they all can be harmful to us and our property.
@@dagtheking5739 I had a friend who had a lice infestation in his house it go so bad they had to leave since, it got condemned because of it
I have a personal grudge against bed bugs. Took me four years to kill every last one of them in my home...
@@garuelx8627 "Not just the men, but the women and the children too!...THEY WERE ANIMALS! AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS! I HATE THEM!"
Had head lice as a kid. Every single time my head has been itchy after that I’ve been afraid I’d gotten them again.
Ick them super fine combs that would catch tge dead lice
amen
same, it really is hell. or when you get dandruff and you think its lice eggs again.
@@StopXPleasei remember my brother in law thought my dandruff was lice. Pretty scary shit
Hell? I got lice from an...unfortunate... friend. It was discovered and cured within a day. I wouldn't define the experience as "hell."
Bro had a whole movie happening in his hair💀
The way he panicked and said “Aids” just made it way better
LMFAOAO YES
a i d s..
More desirable to Clyde.
Defeated
a i d s
I just love how something simple as a lice treatment and a hair dryer turn into a highly graphic massacre.
its true tho
Cockroaches…
Lies again? Institute College Caffeine Shampoo
@@NazriB what
😂😂😂
Clyde: *casually washing and drying his hair*
The lice: *complete and utter chaos*
I love how dramatic it is and then randomly shows Clyde just going about his business
The only thing more dramatic than the lice community being exterminated was Clyde’s mom’s reaction to his toilet etiquette.
RIP clyde's mom😢😭🙏🙏💔💔
And the Lesbos' Slow moments
She’s dead now. He’s safe.
F
so are we going to ignored that the one lice sound like cartmen
As a girl I was avoided by the majority of my 4th grade class because of my lice. I literally hope this is what those little bastards went through when I got treated.
Damn 😭😭😭
You cold
@@youtubecommentguy1680 Majority of her 4th grade class also was.
Sameeeee 🤣🤣🤣
Most insecticides just suffocate the insects, so unfortunately they probably just passed out and never woke, pretty painless
Just goes to show that everyone is the protagonist in their own life no matter how silly their situations looks
Having had lice before I honestly hope this is what happens to them.
what about the bebeh?
@@firstlast8258 especially the bebeh.
Hahaha
The Randy version of Lice saying "OH MY GOD" just Killed me 😭😭
I just realized that the lice literally said it just like Randy in the old people driving episode
And the world of warcraft episode lmao
One of the lice sound like cartman.
@@ashleysmith8402 he's voiced by tray Parker
Timestamp?
this is such an underrated episode
Totally, I always love watching this episode
underrated by who?
Ak47
Which session and episode is this??
I liked hearing Kenny with no hood on
Lice: It’s okay we’re safe up here!
Hair dryer: *NO*
The way he said "I have aids" plus the context just destroyed me
Happens all the time🤣🤣🤣
The voice in my head after I watch this episode: 𝓚𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂
B E H B E H
*We made it KELLEHHH*
KELLAH I NEED TO KEEP OUT BEHBEH SAFE!
*hope*
𝓚𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂
As someone that had lice issues when they were young, this satisfies me.
same here
Same
Good thing you didn't have them when they were old.
This is the only time to justify killing babies. When they are lice or flies and mosquitoes.
Every last one of them!
" I have an ear infection what are you seeing the doctor for?"
" I have I have A I D S"
-Clyde
2:23-Angry Birds victory scream?
Tbh this doctor is probably one of the most professional and intelligent ones on the entire show. Not once did he say anything stupid.
he literally replaced kenny’s heart with a baked potato
Wasn't that Doctor voiced by George Clooney?
@@pogobod2128 Different one. That was the George Clooney from E.R. inspired doctor, Dr. Doctor. (voiced by Clooney in the movie)
@@bombabombom3603wait so there’s two scenes of Dr Doctor putting Kenny heart in the microwave?
This feels like the inner workings of a child’s overactive imagination
Literally the entire show lol
bro i totally get what you’re saying, but think of it as a teenagers imagination while absolutely zooted 😂💀
I got them when i was 9.
I totally FREAKED.
But then I learned that they can't jump and that the only way to get them is from another kid. Then i was PISSED.
Got rid if them and had my mom buy me some expensive pet shampoo. I used that every morning before school.
Never caught em again so I guess it worked.
@@AchilliosOfficial it’s Sam and max bro wtf
@@AchilliosOfficial joe
03:35 nice to see the mother still managed to save her baby while literally getting decomposed
Never noticed that.
Isnt it the dad?
Oh shit I see it
0:09 PARIS HILTON CAMEO ON THE MAGAZINE 😂 IT’S THOSE LIL DETAILS IN THE SHOW THAT MAKE ME SMILE.
Good eye!
South Park manages to transform everything into a gore fest.
Gorest
Wdym
gorecon
Even though it’s animated it still looks disturbing
@@nateowen1064 no
3:05 that scream was priceless😂😂
For me? 01:58
REAA--
3:29 Best scream for me
2:34 is my favorite.
As a lice who survived such shampoo I am surprised how accurately the show captured the event. It gives me flashbacks and triggers my PTSD
2:05 LOL WUT
Clyde’s voice is so magical
True
Ikr
Clyde
Nice
Sounds like Craig but actually gives. A shit
Thanks
We really need an episode on Craig/Clyde’s gang.
It may happen seeing how the boys broke up their bro-ship.
@tap yes Craig is gay
@tap yeah craig is cannonly gay lmao
@tap how?
@tap only two of them are gay in fact since Craig’s gang consists of Craig, Token, Clyde, Jimmy and Tweek there are actually more straight characters in his gang then gay!
1:28 The weird goth kids at your high school on a rainy day
1:34 Randy in cartmans voice
1:33 is the correct timing
I love whenever they burn crazy amounts of animation budget on stuff like this.
you have to hang on for the baby🤣🤣🤣
It's not a crazy amount, south park episodes have always been notoriously cheap to make
Anyone else remember the lice epidemic in 1998? I remember kids being sent home, special shampoo, people throwing their pillows away, etc.
I was born 99 so I don't remember that, but I do remember loads and loads if kids (including myself) having lice all through primary school and some even in secondary school.
They were a problem that no one really spoke about aside from our parents. My mum used to make me wash my hair with a home made shampoo that included vinegar..
@@cookiesontoast9981 Lice are rather unsavoury no matter what time period. It's weird; just the mention of them takes me back to that one period of time. I was in 3rd grade, and ironically, that was the year I started watching South Park.
@Abe Vigoda's Left Testicle It's all good. Thank God for internet. My generation was the last one before the internet totally overtook everything. When i was young, like 1 in 10 households had a computer. And i would always ask them if they had Doom. Lol. Enjoy being young. I hope and pray we can all soon experience another 90s. Another time of relative harmony, going out and playing, barbecuing with neighbors, and harmless pranks. You youngsters are to inherit a heavy torch, but I'd be glad to give you a hand.
@@Wolfdragon92584 the last sentence is kinda gay
@@alexa1591 Yeah it's cheesy huh.
3:27 now I just feel bad for laughing
As someone who had lice very often as a kid, this was deeply satisfying to watch.
People don't realize how creative those scenes were
I love how chill clyde is while he is literally murdering the lice on his scalp
It only looks like he is chill because of what we’re seeing. Clyde doesn’t realise how horrific it is up in his hair.
They all deserve it
2:35 reminds me of when I go 2 a waterpark
2:19 a guy turned into hitler lmao
He didn't even massage his scalp and hair😂
Just straight up pour the shampoo on his head
Powerful stuff.
That's white kids for ya. lazy af
@@Eliqueme black kids
@@Bitiners Lazy yes, As stink no
@@Eliqueme They stink and are lazy.
2:51 When your mom calls you 4 times back to back.
I love how Clyde seemingly creates catastrophe from doing the simplest actions.
Girl:“I have an ear infection what are you seeing the doctor for?”
Clyde: “I-I have aids 😐
😂
An anti-lice shampoo ad before this video. That is too perfect.
I once was watching a Twitch stream of an artist who got back problems from drawing with bad posture, and guess what? I got some sort of back aid advertisement.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Plot Twist: Kelly is alive,she got Lucky and felt at one of Mosquitos' Mosquitos, going to Randy's Hair
I know but thanks for the new one for spoiling
Wait what?
You're kidding me
Which episode ?
@@Nostra_ it's Off Screen, That means it does happen, but we can't see
Clydes mom face when he said he had aids had me dead. And she didn’t even say anything either.
1:23 what a great bottle to have in your bathroom "maximum killing power" HhahaXd
Clyde is so underrated he needs to be in more episodes
Lol and then he has a big role in the Post Covid special
@@simpleplushtoy3064 he dies tho
@@ne0ne0n he sucks
@@simpleplushtoy3064 you sir dare to mock Cartman
Kell-eh! Nyo!!!
1:20 Notice the lice shampoo on the rack? Right after its in his hand.
It was as big as his head now its tiny!
Ah, good old childhood trauma. Ngl, I caught part of this episode (either my brother or my dad was channel surfing), and that scene TRAUMATIZED me man
0:10 At lease Clyde doesn’t die a virgin
OMG ☠️
Damn
Maybe he was born with aids or is a junkie
I'd have to lie to protect myself
Don't tell me that you had lice on your head.
And people said the Arthur episode was the best on lice
Lol I watched the Arthur episode after this episode
lmao south park is just arthur but 100x better and adult XD
@@LinkTheFusky the funny thing was that there was one Arthur episode where they put their cartoon ideas and one of the ideas resembled south park
Every time he says KELLEH I think it is hilarious
I remember watching this episode when I was little. It was the first South Park episode I have watched and I was traumatized because I also had the same problem like Clyde and felt sorry for killing the lice. I was so shocked that I watched South Park again when I was older and realizing that it wasn't that bad. But I will never forget this episode😂
aye
This might be relatable to people who had lice.
This is basically the Attack on Titan plot
Every last one of them
I could crush the Lice rumbling with my thumb
A lice shampoo named after a septic bowl cleaner substance that you flush down the toilet to clear out unwanted waste. Clever.
I love how it’s a normal day for Clyde but not the Head lice 😂
This is proof on why you have to wash, rinse, and *repeat* the process.
2:10 this is what i think happens to the germs on my hands after putting hand sanitizer
Basically yes, the germ cell is destroyed with the effect of the sanitizer.
Well, at least the lice are in a better place now. Free forever, from this cruel world
If I see you on another south park video I know something
This is some attack on titan shit
Lice are bad
@@LuisTheWolf124 It's just a cartoon show.
@@falondonahue8457 oh dam really we didnt know what are your predictions for 2021 oh wise one?
I Love Clyde's Little ''F_ck'' At 0:36 Is Adorable For Me For Some Reason
He says “SICK”😂
I have no idea why I always wanted a part 2 to this.
Yes, like Travis (dad lice) hanging out in some dive bar (on a stray dog's back) months later, drinking away his sorrows after losing his wife and entire clan. His daughter could walk in with her skid row boyfriend and start a bar fight. 😅🍺
The lice who were doing the camera work deserve the top billing for this episode 😂
"Clyde Harris".
Also, I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a hat considering his mom freaks out about anything
Clyde Donovan usually, right?
@@ailinos Correct. It's not the only inconsistency of this type throughout the series.
@@doraemon402 They played around with his last name for awhile, after they decided on Donovan they redubbed this episode for later airings with his new last name
@Henrystrikesback caught down bad in 4k 🤨📸
@@doraemon402 Butters' dad goes by two different first names. Jimmy also gets two different last names throughout the series.
@0:22 he sounds like Cartman lol
Imagine all the people who looked up “How to get rid of lice quickly” and got this instead 😂
Lice Capades is such an underrated gem
I love how the doctor says it as if he has a personal problem with lice.
Lice spread fast and can transmit diseases.
1:10 yooo garry's mod sounds
It does
0:44
Do I hear an AOT reference?
I know it's not real and all...and they're lice, but one bit in particular about this genocide hits me hard. The bit at 2:43 the mother holding up her baby as she's melting, desperately trying to save it.
“Don’t look!”
Right, you literally can see on the left a baby being decomposed in the acid with its eyes burnt out, and the others struggling.
I'll always remember watching this episode for the first time on an old, crappy tv at my aunt's friend's house. One of my greatest memories legit. South park is the best show ever.
Clyde saying he has AIDS has got to be one of the funniest moments in cartoon history.
Then being unexpected of the rain hints that Clyde doesn’t shower and only goes out in the rain.
I’m pretty sure it was more because he was supposed to be in school around that time of day so they were surprised he was showering then
no ya dingus it was because he wasn't showering when he normally does, he did it right after he got home from the doctor's
Only South Park can make us empathize with head lice
those poor little lice they didn't stand a chance🤣🤣🤣
No i smiled every second through there demise
@@Mr_Brains u and me man
Better then anything Netflix has put out in the last 10 years.
I disagree. The Invader Zim movie and the furry anime Beastars are both worth watching.
@@talradlandheart6075 I’m not watching no furry anime
Netflix has been around for 10 years now?! Damn, I thought Netflix only came out around 2015-16 time. I don't remember it before then at all.
@@Flome810 anime is already gay asf and then adding furries is just embarrassing
@@Itz_CG do you even watch anime to even talk shit about it
I really hope this is what actual lice go through when you treat them.
No wonder Clyde got lice. He doesn’t know how to use shampoo.
3:29 "...i feel good nanananananana...."
i like how the shampoo doesnt even get into his hair
Quite a piece of animation work. These are put together in about a week. Amazing.
Clyde is such an angel🥺
People should use this footage as a real commercial for Shampoo
jesus the lady lice trying to keep her baby above the poison while tanking it herself so brutal 2:42
I like how they combine the silliness and seriousness together!
At 1:41 reminds me of dragon ball Z when they are trying to escape from planet Vegeta
And supermam
That went from 0 to 100 real quick
Shampoo: kill 99.9 percent of lice
The 00.1 lice: NOOOOO
If hadn't used the blow-dryer, he would still have a full infestation. Especially since he used the whole bottle on one go.
i like how the husband was so prepared and was the only one standing
0:14 is it just me that thought his name was clyde donovan
His last names have been Harris and Goodman before, pretty sure Donovan is his actual one though
same fr i just realized that
i love how the inside is scary and panic while the outside is literally calm
Seeing the mother lice lifting her baby lice @2:43 while getting dissolved is brutal 😅
I think that was a Volcano parody
@@flargarbason1740like season one episode three?