Doctor Reacts To Hilarious South Park Medical Scenes

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  • čas přidán 2. 03. 2021
  • Last year I reacted to medical scenes from The Simpsons. One of you suggested I should reacted to South Park medical scenes, and I challenged you to get that comment to 10,000 likes. Boy did you deliver! So, to cash that check, I sat down and reacted to medical scenes from Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s Comedy Central sensation, South Park. There was a ton of hilarious stuff in here and plenty of opportunities for me to talk about some medicine! While Cartman’s gingervitis might not be real, gingivitis is and there are tons of myths about red/ginger hair and freckles. I also discussed Kyle’s need for a kidney transplant, Stan confronting “naturopaths” selling miracle supplements, Cartman getting shots for vaccines and vaccinations, and the antics of Dr. Doctor. We’ll save Kenny’s unfortunate endings for another time ;)
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  • @DoctorMike
    @DoctorMike  Před 2 lety +1721

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  • @peterkrug4124
    @peterkrug4124 Před 3 lety +9705

    "Son, we replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."

  • @suyangsong
    @suyangsong Před 2 lety +5846

    lmfao "get me 50 cc of ketamine STAT, and get something for the kid too"
    I actually laughed so hard too

    • @pro-11-brawlstars68
      @pro-11-brawlstars68 Před 2 lety +59

      That’s the best line

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster Před 2 lety +17

      Ketamine is a schedule three drug which means a doctor doesn’t even have to prescribe it

    • @EGstill85
      @EGstill85 Před 2 lety +54

      What are you talking about? Schedule III means a doctor or animal vet administering ketamine to patients under their supervision have to register and apply for approval to dispense the medication with the DEA. These schedule changes to many potentially addictive substances were made partially as a means of limiting substance abuse, and also as a “tough on crime” response to jail people in need of treatment during the most ignorant times of the government’s obsession with trying to convince Americans it’s war on drugs wasn’t an abysmal failure.

    • @andrewkarle2103
      @andrewkarle2103 Před 2 lety +4

      get better humor

    • @juicywewe2176
      @juicywewe2176 Před 2 lety +38

      @@andrewkarle2103 you have no father figure

  • @pearlmoth
    @pearlmoth Před rokem +664

    the fact that you said “your kidneys get rid of toxins for you” while the reason kyle was sick was because type 1 diabetes destroyed his kidneys 😂

    • @johmari1830
      @johmari1830 Před rokem +4

      😅

    • @BunchaSketches
      @BunchaSketches Před rokem +20

      He did not only say kidneys, but also liver and lungs.

    • @GiveMeMahCheesyPoofs
      @GiveMeMahCheesyPoofs Před 10 měsíci +11

      “Come on,we are gonna steal cartmans kidney to save my best friend Kyle!”
      -Stan Marsh

    • @weirdcatkid
      @weirdcatkid Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@BunchaSketchesOMG JOE CAINE 😦

    • @Rawer.we.
      @Rawer.we. Před 8 měsíci

      @@weirdcatkidthey only have 38 subs, not real

  • @mattbenz99
    @mattbenz99 Před 11 měsíci +166

    0:22 As an adult with a fear of needles, thank you. I always ask doctors to keep the needle out of my eyesight when I need to get a shot. Most oblige the request, but for some reason, as a kid, I had a doctor who thought that having me see the needle would somehow calm me. It was insanely stupid and just made me fight the doctor as a kid. The doctor literally never learned and I grew up fighting the doctor every single time.

    • @faizans4537
      @faizans4537 Před 5 měsíci +3

      why did you just close your eyes lmao

    • @Aspirant-fi9lt
      @Aspirant-fi9lt Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@faizans4537 yeah i mean if the doctor said OPEN YOUR EYES or something , that is psychotic

    • @Hello_Kitty_Fan01644
      @Hello_Kitty_Fan01644 Před 3 měsíci +2

      They need to get fired

  • @johnmn3500
    @johnmn3500 Před 2 lety +3398

    I like how the doctor instantly discusses Kyle's medical info to Stan totally dismissing confidentiality.

    • @alecrechtiene558
      @alecrechtiene558 Před rokem +14

      Lol, I just realized that. Minnesota gang here too!🌲❄️🌨🥵☀️

    • @AM0908
      @AM0908 Před rokem +24

      Of the whole show.... Thats what got you lol

    • @In_the_notepad
      @In_the_notepad Před rokem +4

      6:51 XD

    • @user-zy6rw3ks2x
      @user-zy6rw3ks2x Před rokem +2

      Minnesota!!!! Hi thereee- Minnesota person

    • @H34RTS_F0R_SAKURA
      @H34RTS_F0R_SAKURA Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@In_the_notepadI like Cartman's song 😂

  • @paulzapodeanu9407
    @paulzapodeanu9407 Před 3 lety +5780

    You missed the best one. The one where Cartman tries to fly with cardboard wings, and the doctor diagnoses him with severe stupidity, stupidity which has caused him to fall and get in to a coma. That episode is pure awesome.

    • @NikitaAnnenkov
      @NikitaAnnenkov Před 3 lety +186

      😂 the way Cartman lands on the ground and silence afterward gets me every time

    • @Czarwinters3313
      @Czarwinters3313 Před 2 lety +44

      Cartmans special gift

    • @jo3d1rt391
      @jo3d1rt391 Před 2 lety +44

      I think you mean he missed the baked potato scene from the movie. Classic.

    • @DixonMayas420
      @DixonMayas420 Před 2 lety +52

      Also missed the one where Kenny throws a ninja star at Butters’ eye 😂

    • @ainadupuis2651
      @ainadupuis2651 Před 2 lety +21

      He needs to do part 2 yo!

  • @indiraderose-walker
    @indiraderose-walker Před 11 měsíci +32

    I love how they all care so much abt each other being sick and then when Kenny gets impaled they are just like “there goes Kenny” and then they just leave lol

  • @Grace.24647
    @Grace.24647 Před rokem +50

    Love how eric is just going feral and Dr Mike is giving actual solutions XD

  • @ojjuiceman
    @ojjuiceman Před rokem +2026

    The ketamine joke is one of my favorite jokes of all time. That joke for some reason is hilarious to me

    • @arandomperson857
      @arandomperson857 Před rokem +6

      I don't get the joke

    • @osti8425
      @osti8425 Před rokem

      @Aaron Yamamoto funny as when you know cunts addicted to ket

    • @hatsmainman
      @hatsmainman Před rokem +69

      @@arandomperson857 he said "and for the kid too" implying he was giving himself ketamine

    • @averageM
      @averageM Před rokem +6

      @@hatsmainmanI don’t get the free range aspirin joke

    • @hashbrown470
      @hashbrown470 Před rokem +14

      @@averageM (of livestock, especially poultry) kept in natural conditions, with freedom of movement.

  • @yumeka_is_dreaming
    @yumeka_is_dreaming Před 3 lety +2464

    1. Give a toy.
    2. Earn the trust.
    3. Give a shot.
    4. Face the "you deceived me" look.

    • @yumeka_is_dreaming
      @yumeka_is_dreaming Před 3 lety +93

      But there is a bright side of this.
      When a stranger gives child a candy and says: "now you have to go with me because I gave you a candy and you took it" then child knows something is not right.

    • @doggo_ovo5846
      @doggo_ovo5846 Před 3 lety +25

      Hahahaha i had to just sit in my therapists room with children toys (mind you I was 11 and have autism which my therapist was overjoyed bc normally females don't have autism) so when my mum was talking to the therapist I was just moving around and sitting in random spots THEN after all that I got to pick a toy nearly every time I got a ball BC my lil sis just keeps stealing them

    • @guestmen
      @guestmen Před 3 lety +15

      Rank: the betrayed

    • @kasuraga
      @kasuraga Před 3 lety +6

      Remember the last time someone tricked cartman? He fed him his parents.

    • @cashkromsupernerd1193
      @cashkromsupernerd1193 Před 3 lety +3

      Oh, so that IS real. I always just got a sticker after the appointment, didn't realize there were other options

  • @Matrim42
    @Matrim42 Před rokem +87

    “Don’t have them visualize the shot, keep it out of sight”
    Maybe I was just a different sort of kid, but doctors and nurses trying to do that gave me an absolute terror of shots (like hiding under the table and lashing out at anyone who comes near kinda terror) well into my teens. I eventually got over it mostly, but to this day I HAVE to see it coming. If I have to get a shot somewhere I can’t see I require a mirror, otherwise I run the risk of a panic attack.
    A nurse learned the hard way when I was about 4 or so, she didn’t even tell me I was going to get stuck and she thought she was being smooth about it. Then she stuck me and immediately learned 2 things. First, that maybe being stealthy about shots isn’t the greatest idea; and second, that a 4 year old can punch much harder than one would expect.

    • @mawnmawn
      @mawnmawn Před 11 měsíci +5

      This is way more hilarious than the attention given to it!

    • @IndigoAngel1448
      @IndigoAngel1448 Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂

  • @thedragon305
    @thedragon305 Před rokem +33

    3:40 cartman's friends just dyed his hair

  • @royalmage1931
    @royalmage1931 Před 3 lety +6602

    The real hero is the editor who found all the medical scenes without the swearing

    • @alper.i8135
      @alper.i8135 Před 3 lety +16

      @The Hiddencar?

    • @jibeson9145
      @jibeson9145 Před 3 lety +85

      Scenes*

    • @mrznesha318
      @mrznesha318 Před 3 lety +65

      @@jibeson9145 oh my God!!!!
      I did not want to be a grammar Nazi (because I know it can be annoying) but I’m sooooooo glad you said it, Thank Youuu!!!! Blessings be with you my friend!!!🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @jibeson9145
      @jibeson9145 Před 3 lety +41

      @@mrznesha318 I’ve accepted my role 🙋🏻‍♂️ These things need to be checked. If no one is corrected how can we expect to get better?

    • @thatoldladyyouhitwiththatt7400
      @thatoldladyyouhitwiththatt7400 Před 3 lety +16

      @@jibeson9145 I’m not gonna lie but you missed they way he spelled “the”

  • @largebeefis4951
    @largebeefis4951 Před 2 lety +4037

    "What is going on with the ethics of these shows?" Cartman cooked a kids parents into chili and watched and danced as he ate it. Not much more to be said.

    • @yarenaksoy8914
      @yarenaksoy8914 Před 2 lety +178

      Chili father was his own father too and what made him upset wasn't the fact that he cooked his own father but it was that he's a ginger

    • @Nyacinth
      @Nyacinth Před 2 lety +13

      Omfg I was thinking about the same thing when he said that

    • @JohnEusebioToronto
      @JohnEusebioToronto Před 2 lety +67

      Correction: he danced AFTER he ate it. He made sure to wait until Scott had eaten most of the bowl before revealing what had happened.

    • @studium-
      @studium- Před 2 lety +18

      @@yarenaksoy8914 I thought cartman's mom was his dad. Maybe Mike should look at that episode?

    • @eric..t.cartman
      @eric..t.cartman Před 2 lety

      Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman chili

  • @iminasuit2258
    @iminasuit2258 Před rokem +29

    For anyone curious about the Ginko Biloba sign around 7:28:
    Ginko is a pretty ancient species of tree that has duck feet shaped leaves and has seeds that smell like dog fecal matter. Its really bad trust me.

    • @Kiponglangsakalam173616731
      @Kiponglangsakalam173616731 Před 2 měsíci

      the movie spelled that because they do not want to get copyrighted by Ginkgo Biloba, a Filipino herb that naturally increases memory and it cares for the brain.

  • @ytuser_3122
    @ytuser_3122 Před rokem +17

    I always love these videos, so educational and neat to see an expert explain how these things would work

  • @DoctorEyeHealth
    @DoctorEyeHealth Před 3 lety +10429

    I grew up with South Park and my patients always look at me weird when I reference SP. also, huge amounts of respect for the San Andreas reference. 😃

    • @ayushmanchakraborty5015
      @ayushmanchakraborty5015 Před 3 lety +51

      Hello doctor allen

    • @GrooveyBobby
      @GrooveyBobby Před 3 lety +31

      Hey doc ....😀

    • @princeali8862
      @princeali8862 Před 3 lety +40

      People: avengers endgame was the biggest crossover ever.
      Me :

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před 3 lety +21

      HERE IS OUR SAVIOR
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @2Papinos
      @2Papinos Před 3 lety +38

      @@Praise___YaH Wtf is wrong with you? do you need a doctor or psychiatrist?

  • @thestickman595
    @thestickman595 Před 3 lety +636

    "Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?" Obviously Dr. Mike has never seen Charlie the Unicorn...

    • @quicksilver0294
      @quicksilver0294 Před 3 lety +4

      YESSSS I thought that too lolll that’s so old now 🥺

    • @abcdefg2174
      @abcdefg2174 Před 3 lety

      Nice job copying and pasting some else's comment

    • @sarahadams5575
      @sarahadams5575 Před 3 lety

      Really buddy? 🤨

    • @thatonerainbowslushie9266
      @thatonerainbowslushie9266 Před 3 lety +2

      Pretty sure something along these lines was in Red Dwarf too

    • @koolpersonnn9351
      @koolpersonnn9351 Před 3 lety +2

      @@thatonerainbowslushie9266 omg now I need to rewatch red dwarf, OH HOW THE TIME HAS FLOWN

  • @derheiligekartoffelgott1027

    I really love your videos and your ability to be serious and give good medical information in one second and be funny and laugh in the next one.

  • @princessglitterbutt5984
    @princessglitterbutt5984 Před 10 měsíci +4

    🤣🤣🤣that first scene is literally my mother chasing my siblings around the house trying to give them flu shots. Eventually we have to restrain them and/or give it to them in their sleep lol.

  • @howdy4504
    @howdy4504 Před 3 lety +696

    "Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney"
    Doctor Mike clearly doesn't remember Charlie the Unicorn

    • @azureramorganna7337
      @azureramorganna7337 Před 3 lety +16

      Candy mountain charlie
      Have they finished the series yet?

    • @kristinabaker3271
      @kristinabaker3271 Před 3 lety +2

      Yesssss

    • @kirill2525
      @kirill2525 Před 3 lety +2

      lamas with hats

    • @12DAMDO
      @12DAMDO Před 3 lety +2

      he also probably never bought anything from Craig's List

    • @12Mantis
      @12Mantis Před 3 lety +4

      Charlie......charlie......charlie.......charlie...... QUICK, grab onto our tongue's! *Blat!*

  • @voidmayonnaise
    @voidmayonnaise Před 3 lety +728

    Code 5-6 is totally a legitimate hospital code.
    You probably haven’t heard of it because it means Cartman has Kenny’s ghost living inside him.

  • @stinkwrinkle8219
    @stinkwrinkle8219 Před 11 měsíci +2

    As always, you're so helpful with great advice! 👍

  • @GVNDH4M_T4N4K4
    @GVNDH4M_T4N4K4 Před rokem +2

    7:12 speaking of this- my history teacher only has one kidney. He was told to “never box”. He says he’s gonna tell later classes that he lost his other kidney in a boxing match-

  • @miaashly7
    @miaashly7 Před 3 lety +703

    Me: that kidney isn’t even viable anymore. It wasn’t put on ice.
    South Park: it was a trick.

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 Před 3 lety +30

      I think in the episode Cartman asks well whose kidney was it? And they said a dog's, lol

    • @site19boykisser
      @site19boykisser Před 3 lety +1

      499 likes
      pog

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 Před 3 lety +2

      @@danielleking262 That just raises more questions!!

    • @saphpng
      @saphpng Před 2 lety +1

      I just ruined your 666 likes

  • @brifriend2837
    @brifriend2837 Před 2 lety +2393

    In reference to the “ginger” episode. Cartman forces everyone to believe that gingers are evil and that Kyle is one of the worst ones. So they end up segregating them from the other kids. So In retaliation Kyle bleaches cartmans skin and dyes his hair.

    • @ariadnedealmeida8492
      @ariadnedealmeida8492 Před 2 lety +263

      then Cartman makes a whole ginger cult that almost killed everyone

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj Před 2 lety +7

      Thanks!

    • @renx81
      @renx81 Před 2 lety +69

      That's pretty succinct, except that he never said Kyle was one of the worst ones. In fact, it was the opposite - he called Kyle "a daywalker", which is someone who lacks the standard skin pigmentation deficiency of regular gingers. He of course still wasted no time to rip on Kyle, prompting the latter to pull this prank on him.
      On a side note, those are always my favorite types of South Park episodes where Cartman gets punished for his horrible antics. Awesome-O and Le Petit Tourette are other examples that immediately come to mind.

    • @iseeyouineverystar
      @iseeyouineverystar Před 2 lety +4

      this happened to me when i was little lol

    • @terrodark98
      @terrodark98 Před 2 lety +7

      @@iseeyouineverystar your friend bleached your skin and dyed your hair when you were little? 😳

  • @autisticcommando86
    @autisticcommando86 Před 11 měsíci

    I am grateful for your compassion in your explanation and examples of holistic treatment.

  • @belle7437
    @belle7437 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Lol this is hilarious! I can’t believe you really take the diagnosis seriously. 😂 I actually learned something from this. 😅

  • @foxtrot3605
    @foxtrot3605 Před 3 lety +855

    " An apple a day keeps the doctor away.. "
    Doctor Mike : *Has iPhone*

    • @CarsonGiobiolevology4155
      @CarsonGiobiolevology4155 Před 3 lety +30

      his apple brought so many doctors together.

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  Před 3 lety +233

      oh man I didn't even think about this....going to buy new PC

    • @sirmorallyincorrect4638
      @sirmorallyincorrect4638 Před 3 lety +10

      @@DoctorMike but you're a doctor...

    • @waheedabdullah6371
      @waheedabdullah6371 Před 3 lety +8

      @@DoctorMike React to Dr. Mike telling Homer how to get obese from, "King-Size Homer", episode

    • @FlowingDown
      @FlowingDown Před 3 lety +23

      An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it at them hard enough :)

  • @BOMBON187
    @BOMBON187 Před 2 lety +1315

    "Who just wakes up from a nap missing a kidney"
    People who get drugged at nightclubs and wake up in a bathtub full of ice that's who.

    • @creepycoffee9810
      @creepycoffee9810 Před 2 lety +44

      People who were visited by Eyeless Jack

    • @mrade5321
      @mrade5321 Před 2 lety +38

      That sounds really morbid and matter of fact. Did you ever get your kidney back?

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 Před 2 lety +18

      @@Rudizel Meg is from Family Guy.

    • @Ririkins
      @Ririkins Před 2 lety +14

      Charlie the Unicorn, that's who.

    • @deez2174
      @deez2174 Před 2 lety +13

      Is this from personal experience because that is oddly specific

  • @SaadGamerTubeHD
    @SaadGamerTubeHD Před 11 měsíci +4

    7:50 he removed that one part, that one important part!

  • @mukwati
    @mukwati Před rokem +2

    7:55 ok Dr. Mike
    wood saw is a no no.
    switching to a hacksaw

  • @Kbear-xt9mh
    @Kbear-xt9mh Před 3 lety +702

    Patient: “Someone decided to graffiti my house last night!”
    Doctor: “So why are you telling me?”
    Patient: “I can’t understand the writing. Was it you?”

  • @oDogg0206
    @oDogg0206 Před 3 lety +608

    Don't remove your friend's kidney with a wood saw: well there go my plans for this weekend

    • @daddyosink4413
      @daddyosink4413 Před 3 lety +23

      Right? I guess I'll just go fishing instead of filling my bath tub with ice today.....

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 Před 3 lety +23

      ... that's fine, Ill use a rusty spoon instead.

    • @hah3076
      @hah3076 Před 3 lety +8

      @@michellewilt4479 ok salad fingers

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 Před 3 lety +8

      @@hah3076 shhhh don't tell my secrets

    • @sheldonmatthews4807
      @sheldonmatthews4807 Před 2 lety +3

      Just remove a stranger’s kidney instead of your friends, problem solved

  • @Monkeman399
    @Monkeman399 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Since it is said Kenny and Eric share a blood type and on the paper it shows that Eric’s blood types is AB- this means that Kenny would also have a AB- blood type. Normally people with an AB- should be able to receive an organ donation from anyone who has an RH negative blood type as his body would recognise all the antigens possibly present on human red blood cells with the exception of the rhesus antigen. Therefore it is likely that Eric is not the only possible donor in South Park.

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye Před 2 měsíci +1

    South Park has some of the most hilarious medical scenes for sure. I hope you did more of these.

  • @Psych2go
    @Psych2go Před 3 lety +12197

    These react videos are so entertaining to watch from a doctor's perspective. :P

  • @ammyhernandez8952
    @ammyhernandez8952 Před 3 lety +498

    “don’t get a wood saw and operate on your friend who needs a kidney transplant at home” - dr.mike 2021

    • @luceromorel2246
      @luceromorel2246 Před 3 lety +16

      His concern when he said that went from 📈 to 📉

    • @WirHyperboreer
      @WirHyperboreer Před 3 lety +5

      Well, I wish I had this information two days earlier!

    • @luceromorel2246
      @luceromorel2246 Před 3 lety +1

      @@WirHyperboreer omg- I don’t even wanna figure out what happened

    • @lluma8153
      @lluma8153 Před 3 lety +3

      When I read this I thought you were talking about a saw made out of wood

    • @PhrontDoor
      @PhrontDoor Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah, I agree with Dr Mike.. totally do that stuff in a van, instead.

  • @franklingell4546
    @franklingell4546 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I didn't think it was possible to take all of the funny out of South park.... Thank you doctor

  • @waffableswaffle4418
    @waffableswaffle4418 Před rokem +3

    Legend has it, Dr. Mike is still trying to figure out the legend

  • @kamalindsey
    @kamalindsey Před 3 lety +522

    "Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?"
    Oh, certain places it happens.

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 Před 3 lety +16

      Charlie the Unicorn

    • @thatdudewelove8498
      @thatdudewelove8498 Před 3 lety +5

      i dont think people are old enough to know about that

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 Před 3 lety

      @@thatdudewelove8498 what the OC said?

    • @emu071981
      @emu071981 Před 3 lety +14

      That is actually a urban legend that people go around drugging people and stealing their kidneys. Unless of course you are in a Chinese prison, it may occur in other countries regarding prisoner organs but it is well documented to be happening in China. There are black market kidneys but they are taken from "willing" donors who end up getting screwed out of some or all of the money and post-operative care that they were promised.

    • @kamalindsey
      @kamalindsey Před 3 lety +15

      @@emu071981 Half urban legend, half truth, it depends on where you go or are. If you're trafficked or whatever it's more common too. Dont ask how I know this.

  • @Lmc130
    @Lmc130 Před 3 lety +634

    I can confirm that being ginger is a real and true medical condition that I have suffered with my entire life

  • @SKTT9Killer
    @SKTT9Killer Před rokem +6

    7:07 i actually have just 1 kidney since birth i am doing pretty alright

  • @silvermeerkat2731
    @silvermeerkat2731 Před rokem +6

    3:34 no wonder because I have a lot of moles

  • @qweasdzxcname
    @qweasdzxcname Před 2 lety +2502

    "im afraid your son is... incredibly stupid. he tried to fly with carbon wings. his stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall which has put him into a deep coma".
    best south park 'diagnosis' ever.

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 Před 2 lety +64

      I think it was "cardboard wings", but it's still an amazing quote

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 Před 2 lety +5

      That sounds like a diagnosis Gregory House would say XD

    • @schematicb5393
      @schematicb5393 Před rokem +9

      *Second best* after "it's his time...it's running out. He needs more time. He can try a time transplant"

    • @tshoemake5945
      @tshoemake5945 Před rokem +1

      I feel like that's a house line Ngl 😂

    • @psychxmania
      @psychxmania Před rokem

      i completely agree.

  • @Antiii0
    @Antiii0 Před 3 lety +572

    1:11 in this episode Eric accidentally drank Kenny’s ashes, mistakenly thinking it was chocolate milk mix and that’s why his eyes are like that and he said “shut up Kenny”

    • @yxngchrizt
      @yxngchrizt Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah💀

    • @Voidaken
      @Voidaken Před 3 lety +34

      The funny thing is that despite the detailed answer, that still explains nothing if you don't know South Park already.

    • @Antiii0
      @Antiii0 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Voidaken ikr 😂

    • @texasballunofficial
      @texasballunofficial Před 3 lety +1

      Name of episode?

    • @yxngchrizt
      @yxngchrizt Před 3 lety +1

      @@texasballunofficial “cartman is Kenny “

  • @SoftballRulez871
    @SoftballRulez871 Před 8 měsíci

    "Son, we replaced your heart with a baked potato, you have three seconds to live" I was figuratively dying when I heard _that_

  • @ranroon273
    @ranroon273 Před 10 měsíci

    you're so cute, doctor
    like for real.. you make my heart feels lighter
    thank you for doing so much when you have such a busy life.. we needed someone like you

  • @GhettoJohnWick
    @GhettoJohnWick Před 3 lety +172

    "Don't operate on your friends with a saw!"
    This man knows the depths of human stupidity. He knows that human stupidity knows no bounds.

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 Před 3 lety +16

      *Slowly puts the wood saw down and backs away* "Yeah, I agree. Stupid peoples."

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 Před 3 lety +6

      Unless you're the Medic.
      *Bonesaw out*
      Prepare for your examination...

    • @azureramorganna7337
      @azureramorganna7337 Před 3 lety +2

      @@datkhornedog899 the medic is the person who makes you comfortable while you wit to die ... Red vs blue

    • @pandorabrown1093
      @pandorabrown1093 Před 3 lety

      “Bold of you to assume I’ve reached peak dumbass.”

  • @itsdre3895
    @itsdre3895 Před 3 lety +354

    I never imagined I would watch a doctor react to South Park. NEVER, life is crazy I guess

  • @DaveTheGreat48
    @DaveTheGreat48 Před rokem +11

    0:07 my dumbass who’s scared of shots in a nutshell:

  • @RonaldoMrUCL5
    @RonaldoMrUCL5 Před rokem +2

    1:28 that was so funny
    6:08 that was even funnier
    7:12 DUDE I'M GONNA WATCH SOUTH PARK THAT FREE RANGE ASPIRIN JOKE WAS HILARIOUS
    7:23 you mean the stuff that tastes like *Peewoop*

  • @opimo614
    @opimo614 Před 3 lety +2385

    This Doctor is the best doctor I've ever seen because....
    -He knows memes
    -He knows the games
    -He has humor
    -Now he reacts to south park

    • @darkcylander
      @darkcylander Před 3 lety +20

      so if you were in an accident and needed someone to operate on you, you would see them as less than ideal unless they knew memes?

    • @almoemason
      @almoemason Před 3 lety +9

      He thinks cartoons a real

    • @opimo614
      @opimo614 Před 3 lety +11

      @@darkcylander if I got into an accident i want Doctor mike to be my doctor ahaha

    • @marcoseiler9132
      @marcoseiler9132 Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah but he thinks In Time is a good movie, so he has a serious case of absolutely no taste in movies.
      I am afraid there is no cure.

    • @opimo614
      @opimo614 Před 3 lety +1

      @@marcoseiler9132 Im afraid not hhaha

  • @kassiikaraa86
    @kassiikaraa86 Před 3 lety +38

    7:59 Welp- there goes my plans for Saturday afternoon 😬

  • @dr.athariqbal5487
    @dr.athariqbal5487 Před 3 měsíci

    My post med school postings were so damn stressful and depressing that I had to inject ketamine every week just to stay alive.
    That ketamine joke really hit home lol

  • @Sarah-pf9lr
    @Sarah-pf9lr Před 11 měsíci +3

    He is the only person to make medical content super interesting

  • @MrManueleh
    @MrManueleh Před 3 lety +662

    Don't remove your friends kidney at home. I'm glad you told me that before it was to late.

    • @WoofyZShow
      @WoofyZShow Před 3 lety +5

      LOL

    • @BLACKRedDragon
      @BLACKRedDragon Před 3 lety +6

      Yes friends your Frenemies and enemies are good though

    • @saladman420
      @saladman420 Před 3 lety +5

      I guess my weekend plans are ruined 😔😔😔😔

    • @neooblisk0084
      @neooblisk0084 Před 3 lety +4

      Too late. Someone help me put it back in

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 Před 3 lety +2

      Too late for me. My friend didn’t like the joke.

  • @rowthepro2389
    @rowthepro2389 Před rokem +788

    Can we just apreciate how Mike manages to teach us while reacting to a comedy show?

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever Před rokem +8

      I know it’s great 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jeffsilvey8799
      @jeffsilvey8799 Před 3 měsíci

      Exactly hehe that's kind of a south park thang to just more f u.

    • @boobiegaming
      @boobiegaming Před 3 měsíci

      quandale dingle

  • @VeraxMusic
    @VeraxMusic Před 5 měsíci

    4:49, Sir by any chance did you do an interview on NPR a few months ago? This sounds similar to what i heard, and it resonated with me. Even if that wasn't you, good to see there's more people who hold this mindset.

  • @guyledouche7939
    @guyledouche7939 Před 18 dny

    "Please remove his facewarmer" is my favorite joke South Park has ever told.

  • @user-yq8fz3xg3s
    @user-yq8fz3xg3s Před 3 lety +245

    Dr. Mike: "Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?"
    Me: Chaaaaarrrliiieeeeeeeeeee

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 Před 3 lety +5

      LOL OMG THAT'S SO TRUE!!!!!

    • @reneehuizinga9431
      @reneehuizinga9431 Před 3 lety +10

      CANDY MOUNTAIN CANDY MOUNTAIN FILL ME WITH SWEET SUGARY GOOOOODNESS

    • @verdatum
      @verdatum Před 3 lety +4

      SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!! SHUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 Před 3 lety +4

      *THE DOOR KNOWS EVERYTHING. THE DOOR CHOOSES WHO WILL DIE AND WHO SHALL LIVE. THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR MIND! THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOOOUUULLLLL!!!*
      Really? The-the door can do all that?
      Heh heh heh, *no.*

    • @Heliore
      @Heliore Před 3 lety +2

      A MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON

  • @euchiron
    @euchiron Před 3 lety +154

    Cartman had the parents of an enemy killed, ground up, and fed to said enemy as revenge. Tricking him out of a kidney is relatively mild, in-universe ethics-wise.

    • @myricm559
      @myricm559 Před 3 lety +9

      he also made him cry in front of radiohead that was v important

    • @Cardiisshook
      @Cardiisshook Před 3 lety +3

      Yea didn’t he put the ground up bodies in some chili he fed to their son?

    • @euchiron
      @euchiron Před 3 lety +2

      @@Cardiisshook Yes, and in front of Radiohead - @myricm called it >=]

  • @failurefiend
    @failurefiend Před 8 měsíci

    Saying that "In Time" was such a good movie hurt my soul man lol

  • @ZakkandtheJ
    @ZakkandtheJ Před 5 měsíci +2

    I love when you review stuff like The Simpsons, South Park, and Jackass.
    I'd love to see you do Beavis and Butthead and/or King of the Hill
    I love talking to my doctors about comedy TV too so these are some of my favourite videos

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun Před 2 lety +284

    “Get me 50 ccs of ketamine _stat!_ And get something for the kid too.”
    I laughed way too hard at that hahaha

  • @jiaswan22
    @jiaswan22 Před 3 lety +218

    “You have 20 to 30 pounds of toxic poop rotting inside of you,” is what an ad on CZcams announced to me the other day. I thought of this when the naturopathic talked of toxins. I laughed so hard at the ad.

    • @septemily
      @septemily Před 3 lety +8

      I get ads similar, but I skip so I don’t ever hear what they say all the way through.
      This one is more mild in comparison, but they say “you want to lose the guy? STOP doing cardio-“ *skip ad now*

    • @sashat3632
      @sashat3632 Před 3 lety +2

      I saw that ad I also thought it was hilarious

    • @keepinitkawaii
      @keepinitkawaii Před 3 lety +2

      I got the same ad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BombshElle_7
      @BombshElle_7 Před 3 lety +3

      I've seen that ad too. It's beyond stupid.

    • @vapecat803
      @vapecat803 Před 3 lety +9

      "Science show's that some people have a secret pooping habit-" *skip*

  • @1Ace_Editx1
    @1Ace_Editx1 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The crossover we never knew we needed

  • @sneaks9150
    @sneaks9150 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Its true that you only need one kidney, but having one removed to donate to someone isnt that simple and it can have complications and it is a difficult recovery.

  • @ChromaCee
    @ChromaCee Před 3 lety +366

    6:22 for context, Kyle was suffering from renal failure due to Type 1 diabetes (this was mentioned in the beginning of the episode). That's why he needed the transplant.

    • @benderr424
      @benderr424 Před 2 lety +21

      All these scenes are taken out of context, so he probably takes these scenes serious.. example being the Cherokee hair tampon episode, they spent that episode mocking “natural medication”

    • @rinrxl
      @rinrxl Před 2 lety +10

      @@benderr424 FYI, we Native Americans dont actually take practice in natural medication

    • @benderr424
      @benderr424 Před 2 lety +9

      @@rinrxl FYI, South Park is a satire show and for the most part shouldn’t to be taken super cereal

    • @tanline6662
      @tanline6662 Před 2 lety +7

      @@rinrxl The people in the episode selling the holistic medicine aren't even Native American, they are Mexicans looking to make a quick buck.

    • @inquisitorwalmarius6650
      @inquisitorwalmarius6650 Před 2 lety +3

      @@tanline6662 they are cheech and ching, 2 old known pothead actors and musicians. try and find 'up in smoke' and 'nice dreams'

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy Před 3 lety +140

    Mike: "Don't use a wood saw to perform surgery on your friend at home"
    Victorian doctors: "wow, what a pansy"

  • @Chek38511
    @Chek38511 Před 9 měsíci +2

    @DoctorMike Wouldn't "Free range Aspirin" just be willow bark?

  • @Goodwill184
    @Goodwill184 Před 6 měsíci

    8:11 I just realized that if someone donates a kidney to you when you are only missing one they are basically sharing their lifespan

  • @ST0IC
    @ST0IC Před 2 lety +485

    Love how he finds "free-range aspirin" so funny and is completely unmoved by the "all-natural cellphone" 🤣

    • @imeralvarez5
      @imeralvarez5 Před rokem +6

      I don't get it unfortunately

    • @autumnsnow8467
      @autumnsnow8467 Před rokem +38

      @@imeralvarez5 “free-range” refers to animals we eat that aren’t living in enclosed spaces. Like free-range chickens & cows get to roam about acres of land & eat as they please. It’s suppose to be healthier & more ethical.

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 Před rokem +6

      @@autumnsnow8467 yeah but what about all natural cellphone?

    • @-AxisA-
      @-AxisA- Před rokem +8

      @@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 The joke is that a cellphone can never be "all natural" or most of the time even part natural. I say most to the time, as your phone cover can be made of wood or if someone really wanted to they could make a cellphone completely out of wood and by that I mean the outerior of the phone could be made of wood or something else sturdy that comes from nature aka natural. Of course the electronics inside have to be man made and if it's a smartphone the touch screen isn't natural, but I don't know if there is such a material that it could be made out of some natural substance and I'm pretty convinced that would be possible with modern technology, but still even if the touch screen and the outerior is made out of natural materials, the electornics inside can't be, hence the joka "All natural cellphone".

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 Před rokem

      @@-AxisA- …what?

  • @meghnabaishya3233
    @meghnabaishya3233 Před 3 lety +186

    Dr. Mike:
    “I think this goes without being said...don’t get a wood saw and operate on your friend who needs a kidney transplant at home.”
    Me: so what your saying is I can do this at someone else’s house...or...I use a chain saw instead....OR....my friend does it and not me. I have great ideas.

  • @CC-1226
    @CC-1226 Před 7 měsíci

    South Park is one of the only shows I know that makes Surgeries turn into felonies

  • @Dinosourplaysroblox2425

    I love these vids soo much and they make me laugh 😂

  • @a-blivvy-yus
    @a-blivvy-yus Před 2 lety +939

    "What is up with the ethics on these shows?"
    You *DID* notice that you were watching South Park, right?

    • @tiefensucht
      @tiefensucht Před 2 lety +10

      actually south park has high ethical standards

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus Před 2 lety +42

      @@tiefensucht Yes, but it presents those ethics through exaggerated parody of unethical behaviours.Which means you see characters demonstrating the exact least ethical ways to attempt things.

    • @jonasklose6472
      @jonasklose6472 Před 2 lety +1

      @@a-blivvy-yus
      Indeed.

    • @konopian666
      @konopian666 Před 2 lety +5

      Ethics ...in South Park... You must be new

    • @annabell3385
      @annabell3385 Před 2 lety

      Organ trafficking happens.

  • @rexsus1gaming156
    @rexsus1gaming156 Před 2 lety +406

    I still use the line, "we've accidental replaced your heart with a baked potato; you've got about 3 seconds to live" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @MrYankeesfan21
    @MrYankeesfan21 Před 7 měsíci

    He had no problem injecting himself with apple juice though 😂

  • @user-xk5hz7pe8d
    @user-xk5hz7pe8d Před 2 měsíci

    I love your videos thank you for making them

  • @Amradye
    @Amradye Před 3 lety +289

    “What is happening with the ethics on these shows??”
    Nurse: We can’t find them, doctor! 🤣
    I would love to see him react to the Surgeon Simulator Animated with Markiplier, CinnamontoastKen, and Pewdiepie. He’d get a kick out of it, and the art is so cool.

    • @Babyybean
      @Babyybean Před 3 lety

      Omg same it'd be hilarious XD

  • @kevinlively7804
    @kevinlively7804 Před 2 lety +538

    The kidney episode makes me think of my favorite threat from high school: "You're gonna wake up in a bathtub full of ice with one less kidney and an extra appendix. "

    • @timdrakestoker
      @timdrakestoker Před 2 lety +16

      oh my god thats amazing im using that now

    • @keith4161
      @keith4161 Před 2 lety +2

      How do you get the extra appendix

    • @kevinlively7804
      @kevinlively7804 Před 2 lety +6

      @@keith4161 what did you think hospital's do with them? I'm a professional appendix repairer and supplier. As well as a very patient hitman in the odd occasion I perform the re-appendicizing surgery myself.

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 Před 2 lety +3

      @@kevinlively7804 god imagine having a burst appendix, only to wake up and find out that they didn't take the thing out, but rather just replaced it with a new one.

  • @johnathanhenley2251
    @johnathanhenley2251 Před 8 měsíci

    I very much expected and hoped for "woo-woof, woo" when Butters had a ninja star in his eye and was taken to the ED.

  • @widowmaker7831
    @widowmaker7831 Před 6 měsíci

    The name of the holistic shop keeper always gets me in that episode, Miss Information rofl! Trey and Matt are genius

  • @thebigokie6.4_392
    @thebigokie6.4_392 Před 2 lety +826

    What makes South Park so funny is it's just so far fetched off base and generally unbelievable. I love it. 🤣

    • @joshbutler822
      @joshbutler822 Před 2 lety +41

      It's not though. The world we live in looks more and more like South Park by the day. Scary.

    • @thebigokie6.4_392
      @thebigokie6.4_392 Před 2 lety +1

      @@joshbutler822 Everyone day.

    • @joshbutler822
      @joshbutler822 Před 2 lety +5

      @@thebigokie6.4_392 Sarcastiball.

    • @db9944
      @db9944 Před 2 lety +4

      @@joshbutler822 Seriously. Look at Heather Swanson. That wasn't even parody. That was outright prophesy

    • @joshbutler822
      @joshbutler822 Před 2 lety

      @@db9944 Indeed; "I'm not here to talk about my transition". I miss you Macho Man.

  • @tristanp4527
    @tristanp4527 Před 3 lety +1361

    GIVE THE TOY
    EARN THE TRUST
    THEN INJECT THE SHOT
    MiSSiON PASSED respect +

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  Před 3 lety +357

      Maybe I should make a video game app?

    • @tristanp4527
      @tristanp4527 Před 3 lety +33

      I would play it

    • @geezus7152
      @geezus7152 Před 3 lety +8

      @@tristanp4527 me too

    • @perelzingorenko8191
      @perelzingorenko8191 Před 3 lety +14

      Yess you should make one! I would totally play it!

    • @marileisa
      @marileisa Před 3 lety +5

      @@tristanp4527 No my storage is full so I won’t be able to download the app...

  • @user-yu4bs6zm4m
    @user-yu4bs6zm4m Před měsícem

    i love living in the UK where "can he afford the medication?" will never be a question asked by my doctor

  • @Zion_Rex.EX3
    @Zion_Rex.EX3 Před rokem +3

    When you want to be a doctor but don’t wanna study- *Doctor mike it is!*

  • @funiman6783
    @funiman6783 Před 2 lety +23

    8:32 *casually pulls out kidney from pocket*

  • @ThisRandomGuyYouDidntNotice
    @ThisRandomGuyYouDidntNotice Před 7 měsíci

    rarely go to the doc, but sometimes the flu hits so hard I need a notification of sickness. It's really astonishing how many flues it took to find the one doc that just sent me home to rest and drink some tea. all others without even looking at me packed painkillers, aspirin, expectorant and all kinds of stuff ^^

  • @mr.oliver1180
    @mr.oliver1180 Před rokem

    I wish Mike was my doctor. I love your vids Mike.Keep up the good work.

  • @directioner3153
    @directioner3153 Před 3 lety +195

    “Do not get a wood saw and operate on your friends who needs a kidney transplant... at home”
    “I don’t know who needs to hear that” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you know someone was thinking about it

    • @meggles703
      @meggles703 Před 3 lety +1

      I died 😂😂

    • @jasminejohnston6393
      @jasminejohnston6393 Před 3 lety +1

      DIY surgery is never a good idea. Some guys tried to save someone’s life with DIY surgery (because they were on the run from the law and a hospital visit would get them arrested) and when intubating them they inserted the breathing tube in their esophagus instead of their trachea and their stomach exploded

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 Před 3 lety +468

    He should have watched the one from the South Park Movie where his heart was accidentally replaced with a baked potato

  • @LyFlix0X
    @LyFlix0X Před 3 měsíci +1

    you know I wish my friends praised me this much when I go on big nerd sprees.

  • @NS-tn3th
    @NS-tn3th Před 2 měsíci

    “he nearly died. He got served the worst here, here, here, and here, but the worst is near the brain…Stan,, STAHHN!” 🤣

  • @moollay
    @moollay Před 2 lety +801

    I love that I was joking to myself about it being ginger-vitis and that’s what it ended up being 😂

  • @tharonmcdonald6113
    @tharonmcdonald6113 Před rokem +377

    Thank you Doctor Mike for clearing that up for us redheads and just to top it off. We do feel pain and not every freckle on our face is a soul that we have taken from someone. It is only from the people we dislike. Thank you once again.

  • @EazyE-Rules
    @EazyE-Rules Před 3 měsíci +1

    Thank God Mike didn't watch Kenny throwing a ninja star at butters eye 😂😂

    • @ClanBez
      @ClanBez Před 4 dny

      This happened to us irl. One friend throwing at a target, the other friend lined up behind him to watch his aim. The star went back but never made it forward in the swing😅 bro was standing there in shock with a throwing star stuck behind his eyebrows. Me saying, "hold still, this is going to hurt" yank...

  • @smaug2981
    @smaug2981 Před 9 dny

    My Toxicology Professor started the first lecture by asking for examples of toxins, and then showed the next slide which simply read EVERYTHING in all caps. Then the introductory lecture about toxic doses started.