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  • To get support, the boys have Jimmy do a stand-up routine. When Timmy refuses to be a volunteer, they fight.
    "Cripple Fight" S05
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    EXT. GROCERY STORE - DAY
    Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Jimmy and Timmy are marching to the super market with flags and banners that say 'Scouts For Everyone!' And 'Gay is Okay!' . Stan leads the march, talking through a megaphone.
    STAN
    What do we want?
    BOYS
    Gays in scouts!
    STAN
    When do we want it?
    TIMMY
    Timmy!
    STAN
    What do we want?
    BOYS
    Gays in scouts!
    STAN
    When do we want it?
    TIMMY
    Timmy!
    From across the street, Stan and Kenny's dads watch their boys march.
    STAN'S FATHER
    Oh no...
    ACT THREE
    EXT. GROCERY STORE - DAY
    Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Jimmy and Timmy are marching to the super market with flags and banners that say 'Scouts For Everyone!' And 'Gay is Okay!' . Stan leads the march, talking through a megaphone.
    STAN
    What do we want?
    BOYS
    Gays in scouts!
    STAN
    When do we want it?
    TIMMY
    Timmy!
    They get to the front doors of the grocery store.
    STAN
    Alright, this looks like the perfect place to get our signatures!
    But a little girl is already there, with a box of puppies. We only see the box, never the puppies.
    GIRL
    Puppies... Puppies for sale.
    CARTMAN
    Beat it, toots, we've got discrimination work to do.
    Cartman picks up the box of puppies and tosses them to the side. The girl goes running after the box.
    STAN
    Alright, let's set up!
    The boys immediately start setting up their little table and microphone.
    STAN (CONT'D)
    Uh, hi. We're here to collect signatures and support to force the scouts to accept gays!
    But the people just walk past. More people walk by.
    STAN (CONT'D)
    Hello, gays in the scouts?
    Again, stan is ignored.
    STAN (CONT'D)
    God dammit...
    BUTTERS
    Hey! Why don't we have Jimmy do some stand up comedy! Like at our bake sale, very much!
    STAN
    That's a great idea!
    (Into the mic)
    ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! Now for your entertainment stand up comic, Jimmy!
    Jimmy walks up to the mic.
    JIMMY
    Wow, what a great audience. For my first joke, I'm gonna need a volunteer. Come on up here, Tim-Tim.
    Jimmy pulls out the silly hat.
    Timmy gets angry and rolls away. Jimmy runs after him.
    JIMMY (CONT'D)
    Timmy, when I tell you to do something, you do it.
    TIMMY
    Timmy!
    JIMMY
    Timmy, don't make me kick your ass!
    TIMMY
    TIMMY!
    JIMMY
    PUT ON THE HAT!
    TIMMY
    TIMMY!
    JIMMY
    PUT IT ON!
    Jimmy puts the hat on Timmy and Timmy grabs it and throws it at Jimmy.
    STAN
    Dude, this looks like it could get ugly.
    Timmy and Jimmy circle each other menacingly...
    TIMMY
    (Making a fist and holding it up)
    Timmy, Timmy...
    JIMMY
    Not this year...
    Timmy cracks his knuckles.
    TIMMY
    (Alright)
    Timmy Timmy...
    Cartman, Stan, Butters and Kenny watch the fight in horror
    CARTMAN
    Cripple fight!!!
    Timmy and Jimmy continue to circle each other.
    JIMMY
    Come on. Come on.
    TIMMY
    Timmy.
    INT. CHURCH - DAY
    ALL IN ONE SHOT: From the priest's POV, we see several people sitting in the pews as church organ music plays.
    In the background, the huge doors to outside open up with a loud, echoing sound. Cartman is standing there, out of breath.
    CARTMAN
    CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cartman runs off.
    The people all look at each other... And then all at once get up and run out.
    INT. GROCERY STORE - DAY
    In a perspective shot, we see a few isles of people grocery shopping with their carts.
    CARTMAN (V.O.)
    Attention shoppers outside of the store we have cripple fight. Cripple fight outside.
    The people abandon their carts and leave frame.
    EXT. GROCERY STORE - DAY
    Jimmy and Timmy start to fight.
    Stan and Butters watching-
    STAN
    Jesus Christ, dude.
    Behind the boys, several people start to gather.
    WOMAN
    Oh my God!
    MAN
    Just let them have it out, Susan, they'll run out of steam soon.
    TIMMY
    Timmy, Timmy. Timmy, Timmy. TIMMY!
    They exchange blows and Timmy ends up on the ground. Jimmy gives him a hand.
    JIMMY
    Timmy. Timmy, I told you to put on the hat!
    Jimmy punches Timmy again and he falls to the ground.
    Jimmy is about to hit Timmy again but timmy hits him in the balls. Jimmy falls.
    JIMMY (CONT'D)
    You dirty mother fucker!
    A big, wide shot. Hundreds of people are gathered to watch the cripple fight. We can't even see the fight itself, or the others boys, as they are obscured by the mobs of people.
    MAN
    What's going on?
    MAN 2
    Some kind of gay pride rally.
    Jimmy and Timmy continue to beat each other senseless.
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  • @southpark
    @southpark  Před 3 lety +1410

    Watch full episodes of South Park: cart.mn/episodes

    • @Eddie-uq3qj
      @Eddie-uq3qj Před 3 lety +20

      I love your show.

    • @brandonreeves8579
      @brandonreeves8579 Před 3 lety +7

      Same

    • @myster5y
      @myster5y Před 3 lety +4

      What you going do about the president loosing?

    • @amaniwhite9622
      @amaniwhite9622 Před 3 lety +9

      Taken from the episode: Cripple fight (2001) from season 5 of South Park (1997-present) this episode originally aired on comedy central on June 27th 2001. in this episode, The boys join the mountain scouts troop originally led by Big Gay Al. who is fired cause of his homosexuality! the episode is based on the controversy over scoutmaster James Dale and the Supreme Court case, Boy Scouts of America v. Dale. this episode also marks the first debut appearance of Jimmy Valmer, who would be come one of the shows regular supporting characters!

    • @brandonreeves8579
      @brandonreeves8579 Před 3 lety +2

      @@amaniwhite9622 thx

  • @vivusinfinitus
    @vivusinfinitus Před 2 lety +10886

    Jimmy helping Timmy into his chair, just to smack him out of it is brutal.

    • @Fairygoblet
      @Fairygoblet Před 2 lety +358

      Eh, if I were to fight against another disabled person in a non life or death situation like this one, I would give them time to get back their Mobility devices and I expect many would do the same. A lot of us see Mobility equipment as extensions of our bodies, so for us to be stripped from them would be worse than demeaning. Sort of like leaving someone paralyzed on the field in football.

    • @Kyogen.
      @Kyogen. Před 2 lety +195

      @@Fairygoblet so that's both respectful and disrespectful 🤣

    • @testing4037
      @testing4037 Před 2 lety +78

      @@Fairygoblet You can't expect the other person to do the same, there's no honor outside of rings.
      If you do it, amazing. Don't count on anyone else doing it.

    • @superultragiggachigga
      @superultragiggachigga Před 2 lety +20

      @@Kyogen. I cried reading this 😂🤣

    • @jacobisworld9516
      @jacobisworld9516 Před 2 lety +8

      What’s Going On

  • @VastThriftyy
    @VastThriftyy Před 3 lety +7341

    Imagine people irl leaving church to see crippled kids fight

  • @jeremiahvalle4624
    @jeremiahvalle4624 Před rokem +706

    Timmy was so determined to beat Jimmy he actually stood up for a few seconds😂

    • @MrStickman1997
      @MrStickman1997 Před 4 měsíci +27

      I don't fully know how cerebral palsy works, but I really don't want to imagine the leg pain if they try to stand.

    • @mynameismaybeprobablynever5055
      @mynameismaybeprobablynever5055 Před 23 dny +5

      @@MrStickman1997That’s how you know Timmy was fully determined to run them hands

    • @astecheee1519
      @astecheee1519 Před 5 dny

      @@MrStickman1997 As I understand it it's not pain so much as it is an inability to control the limbs safely.

  • @felinusfeline5559
    @felinusfeline5559 Před rokem +1137

    What makes this even better is how Jimmy and Timmy's fighting styles take their handicaps into account and uses them as advantages. Timmy uses his huge head as a weapon and Jimmy uses his crutches as pivots. Say what you will about Trey and Matt, they did physically disabled people a service with this fight XD

    • @fluffypinkpandas
      @fluffypinkpandas Před 8 měsíci +42

      unbelievable... a FAN SERVICE
      CRIPPLE FIGHT

    • @isaiah6831
      @isaiah6831 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Mostly mentally

    • @rikjohnson8256
      @rikjohnson8256 Před 4 měsíci +24

      It's based move for move off of an old film called 'they live' it wasn't choreographed specifically to make a realistic looking disabled people fight

  • @kapitan7357
    @kapitan7357 Před 3 lety +5588

    Honestly I think South Park does the best job of portraying the handicapped. They don't give them the special treatment and that have them be just people with their own personalities. Not to mention their handicaps don't stop them from utilizing their full potential as characters outside of said handicaps. They end up being more than just the crippled kids.

    • @janinebelleestrada7096
      @janinebelleestrada7096 Před 2 lety +259

      They became one of the fan favorites xD

    • @WhoTookMyMirr
      @WhoTookMyMirr Před 2 lety +270

      Jimmy is also by far one of the best buddies to accompany you in Stick of Truth. He's LARPing as a bard and gives you attack up boosts and puts enemies to sleep.

    • @etothez9898
      @etothez9898 Před 2 lety +219

      I totally agree. That’s why the special Olympic episode is one of my favorite episodes. South Park is truly the only show who doesn’t pity or look down on handicapped people. The episode is about sportsmanship an the struggle to be the best at any cost. Even Kyle is wrong on his standpoint when he says to cartman that he shouldn’t compete because it’s wrong, not realising that he undermines the capability of the participants. He underestimates them by thinking a fat dumb idiot like cartman could compete with them. We are talking about (pro) athletes here, not second class humans who need to be protected.

    • @masterhaterbater5927
      @masterhaterbater5927 Před 2 lety

      This comment is even more retarded than Timmy, Jesus christ

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 Před rokem +3

      Yes

  • @charlieditss163
    @charlieditss163 Před 3 lety +6842

    "attention shoppers, today outside we have cripple fight" gets me every time 😂

  • @autisticace8473
    @autisticace8473 Před rokem +790

    2:50 Timmy did a Back Suplex on Jimmy from his wheelchair.

  • @gabrieljude2478
    @gabrieljude2478 Před rokem +462

    Recreating the fight scene between Rowdy Roddy Piper and Keith David from the Movie They Live was genius. I remember watching this and immediately recognizing the lines and fight choreography and to do it with 2 crippled characters makes it even more hilarious 😂

  • @nithin-vx5ct
    @nithin-vx5ct Před 3 lety +5297

    I love how sheila and Gerald are at the church when they are Jewish

    • @xmexiinator8812
      @xmexiinator8812 Před 3 lety +303

      I was thinking the same thing! I have not seen anyone mention it

    • @KingAceHernandez1291
      @KingAceHernandez1291 Před 3 lety +104

      Wonder wheres kyle?

    • @_chiko320
      @_chiko320 Před 3 lety +54

      @@KingAceHernandez1291 fr where is kyle

    • @xmexiinator8812
      @xmexiinator8812 Před 3 lety +113

      @@KingAceHernandez1291 wasn't he present during the crippled fight?

    • @HieuChiLe
      @HieuChiLe Před 3 lety +131

      They were there to hear jokes about “priests’ inclinations towards children.”

  • @PsychoChuckGreene
    @PsychoChuckGreene Před 3 lety +3586

    “What do we want?”
    “New South Park episodes”
    “When do we want it?”
    “TIMMAH!!”

  • @alphamax115
    @alphamax115 Před rokem +221

    Damn even if Jimmy can't use his legs he has an high battle IQ

    • @chickenwing5645
      @chickenwing5645 Před rokem

      Jimmy can use his legs

    • @ChickenGruel
      @ChickenGruel Před rokem +29

      the same with timmy, he has weaker arms and legs than jimmy, jimmy has crutches which gives him a weapon and stronger hands than timmy. if timmy and jimmy had the same disabilities, timmy would have handled himself better.

    • @smartgamer0740
      @smartgamer0740 Před rokem

      Especially kicking Timmy in the nuts is incredibly brutal

  • @MagnificoGiganticus
    @MagnificoGiganticus Před 8 měsíci +75

    Timmy's scream when Jimmy bites his fingers is brilliant.

  • @i_like_to_move_it_move_it
    @i_like_to_move_it_move_it Před 2 lety +2719

    2:41 Jimmy uses the double kick using his cruches as pivots, a move only a true master cripple can pull off, ingeniuty beyond his years.

    • @jacobisworld9516
      @jacobisworld9516 Před rokem +67

      2:35 What’s Going On.

    • @vermilliongecko
      @vermilliongecko Před rokem +19

      Really easy to kick someone's crutches away if you're a cripple with working feet. Just sayin'.

    • @jacobisworld9516
      @jacobisworld9516 Před rokem +14

      @@vermilliongecko 2:35 no what’s going on

    • @forwarddrive4066
      @forwarddrive4066 Před rokem +5

      Lol

    • @azulineamphisbaena9997
      @azulineamphisbaena9997 Před rokem +12

      @@vermilliongecko Not if you know how to maneuver properly. I once saved myself from a horrible spill on black ice that way.

  • @sloanewalker42
    @sloanewalker42 Před 3 lety +3119

    It’s hard to believe they were once enemies

    • @jahmeirduncan6870
      @jahmeirduncan6870 Před 3 lety +271

      Same but sometimes from hate comes strong friendship

    • @Jeff-NORCAL
      @Jeff-NORCAL Před 3 lety +198

      crips for life

    • @evansageser6943
      @evansageser6943 Před 3 lety +178

      South Park seems to have a habit of characters that start out getting into a big fight with one another and then eventually end up really close. Same thing happened with Tweek and Craig.

    • @jahmeirduncan6870
      @jahmeirduncan6870 Před 3 lety +104

      @@evansageser6943 well with Tweek and Craig are in a relationship because Trey and Matt saw people shipping them because of the episode that they fought in, people made fan art and they found it amusing so they made it cannon. Pretty cool stuff

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch Před 3 lety +13

      @@jahmeirduncan6870 the word is canon

  • @theghostreckon69420
    @theghostreckon69420 Před 9 měsíci +100

    I love how this is straight out of the “They Live” alleyway fight, they even somehow managed to recreate the back suplex part at 2:49 😂.

    • @christopherhall5361
      @christopherhall5361 Před 8 měsíci +6

      I had to look through the comments for 5 minutes before I found someone who knew what it was from

    • @theghostreckon69420
      @theghostreckon69420 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@christopherhall5361 I’m a wrestling nerd, when I saw Roddy Piper’s movie and then heard my friends talk about the cripple fight two days later, I was noticing it was eerily similar, and then the back suplex just confirmed it for me lol 😂

    • @LifeOfKaiUK
      @LifeOfKaiUK Před 5 měsíci

      Yeah even Jimmy saying "Not this year"

    • @TheNewKidChameleon
      @TheNewKidChameleon Před 19 dny

      I just found this it
      It’s incredible

  • @HE13272326
    @HE13272326 Před 8 měsíci +47

    Cartman's supermarket announcement is pure gold.

  • @graphitetailgrace3870
    @graphitetailgrace3870 Před 3 lety +5935

    Jimmy was destroying him physically, but Timmy could have crushed Jimmy with his infinitely superior IQ.

  • @wo4488
    @wo4488 Před 3 lety +3598

    Jimmy was supposed to be a one off character, and now he’s more prominent than Timmy

    • @coldstonestunners
      @coldstonestunners Před 3 lety +238

      Never. Timmy is the man

    • @rome5628
      @rome5628 Před 3 lety +154

      Same with pip and butters

    • @jahmeirduncan6870
      @jahmeirduncan6870 Před 3 lety +136

      @@rome5628 and at one point Butters and tweak were supposed to be main characters

    • @rivaraptor4277
      @rivaraptor4277 Před 3 lety +45

      Same with PC principal as well

    • @megabladechronicles962
      @megabladechronicles962 Před 3 lety +198

      @@jahmeirduncan6870 you could argue that butters is still a main character (even more prominent than Kenny in some regards)

  • @jacknikolai1734
    @jacknikolai1734 Před rokem +98

    1:13 one of my absolute favorite moments in the whole show

  • @ruthabram6703
    @ruthabram6703 Před rokem +37

    " CRIPPLE FIGHT! " is one of the funniest lines i ever heard lol

  • @braxtonpass5052
    @braxtonpass5052 Před rokem +2857

    this is unironically one of the best choreographed animated fights I've seen in a while

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm Před 3 lety +3249

    Jimmy with those life altering low blows to Timmy is just savage

    • @samuelallen6494
      @samuelallen6494 Před 3 lety +3

      -_-

    • @maceo2084
      @maceo2084 Před 3 lety +18

      U spam comment on so much stuff to get attention for ur channel, please just stop

    • @blurpleboy4566
      @blurpleboy4566 Před 3 lety +26

      "I told you put on the HAT!"

    • @blurpleboy4566
      @blurpleboy4566 Před 3 lety +16

      T-thanks I really f-felt bad afterwards th-though

    • @CiderVG
      @CiderVG Před 2 lety +7

      @@maceo2084
      Justin Y.
      The guys with and without moustaches
      🤷

  • @Stank_Memes
    @Stank_Memes Před rokem +15

    2:44 the way he climbed up his head💀

  • @tsunamicam
    @tsunamicam Před rokem +152

    2:35 gets me everytime 😂😂😂

  • @Willzzz123
    @Willzzz123 Před 3 lety +5256

    One of the best South Park fights ever hands down

    • @luisjosp5
      @luisjosp5 Před 3 lety +246

      Cartman vs the midget was fckn hilarious aswel

    • @BobuxGuy
      @BobuxGuy Před 3 lety +236

      Cartman vs Wendy was the most satisfying one

    • @t.a6159
      @t.a6159 Před 3 lety +24

      @@BobuxGuy most definitely

    • @wagcwb0
      @wagcwb0 Před 3 lety +41

      Manbearpig vs. Satan was better

    • @youtubeuser5524
      @youtubeuser5524 Před 3 lety +101

      Randy vs Batdaddd
      "Your the best around...,"

  • @lordwoody8352
    @lordwoody8352 Před 2 lety +540

    2:34 I love how basically everyone in South Park is watching the cripple fight

  • @jerryhenson3916
    @jerryhenson3916 Před rokem +6

    I love that this is almost a blow-for-blow remake of the fight from They Live. Priceless.

  • @Optimalworld
    @Optimalworld Před 8 měsíci +8

    The knees to the 🥜 were so hilarious 😂

  • @jimlewis3050
    @jimlewis3050 Před 3 lety +561

    2:27 best Jimmy line ever!!

    • @joshahlstrom2764
      @joshahlstrom2764 Před 2 lety +71

      No it’s gotta be when he says “then pass the blunt to the n***a on the left” to his mom in Krazy Kripples

    • @sowianskiwojownik5973
      @sowianskiwojownik5973 Před rokem +20

      It's a line taken from the movie "They Live" this whole scene is South Park recreating it for cripples.

    • @thomasjoyce7910
      @thomasjoyce7910 Před rokem +18

      Timmy said it first 0:57

    • @billnyethatrandomguy1744
      @billnyethatrandomguy1744 Před rokem +9

      The best is "Dont be dissing my Ngas Dawg"

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood Před 2 lety +970

    What always amazes me is how this reminds us, even for being handicapped that Timmy and Jimmy are stronger than they look. Like how Timmy was able to move around a bit when pulled out of his wheelchair, or how Jimmy does a backbreaker on him in the climax of the fight.

    • @tubalubsplaysdestiny9612
      @tubalubsplaysdestiny9612 Před 2 lety +10

      Our worlds are in danger!

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Před rokem +51

      Upper body strength is important for maintaining a level of independence if your legs are disabled. Hard to life yourself into a chair or onto a toilet without the prerequisite muscle tone. Good muscle tone and posture is also important if you’re on crutches to avoid potentially causing scoliosis.

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood Před rokem +9

      @@simonnachreiner8380 Agreed, and I'm sure Jimmy has to work really hard to move himself around.

    • @Clain_1337
      @Clain_1337 Před rokem +14

      Truly an eye opener. If I ever fight a cripple, I won't hold back out of respect for their strength. 😤

    • @halfblooddutchprince
      @halfblooddutchprince Před rokem +7

      Jimmy's arms are probably built pretty good using those crutches

  • @NostalgiaNetwork
    @NostalgiaNetwork Před 2 měsíci +2

    “Timmy when I tell you to do something you do it”

  • @senormarston3283
    @senormarston3283 Před rokem +6

    The reason of their fight is so sad but at the same time hilarious 😂

  • @AL-od2wk
    @AL-od2wk Před 3 lety +616

    I told you “put on the hat!!!!”. I’m dying 😂

  • @saintshaze3274
    @saintshaze3274 Před 3 lety +572

    2:42 that handstand double kick was INSANE

  • @starblazer5178
    @starblazer5178 Před 9 měsíci +4

    I saw the movie they live when it came out, didn't realize this was a parody of rowdy Piper and Keith David's fight scene. Now I can't stop watching it 😂😂

  • @robotzombie4754
    @robotzombie4754 Před měsícem +1

    Love how cartman thought this was gonna be a dumb fight but ended up being completely brutal😂

  • @InfiniteFury2K
    @InfiniteFury2K Před 3 lety +684

    Trey and Matt make a *They Live* pop culture ref-
    Seriously though, that fight made me want to watch that film.

    • @adamcheck4941
      @adamcheck4941 Před 3 lety +24

      They even put they live music in the pandemic special episode

    • @joeyjed6842
      @joeyjed6842 Před 3 lety +4

      What's a film

    • @jamest5939
      @jamest5939 Před 3 lety +16

      @@joeyjed6842 they live

    • @louiefence6579
      @louiefence6579 Před 3 lety +18

      All that just to have his friend put on the glasses :P

    • @sarahmocilan8932
      @sarahmocilan8932 Před 3 lety +8

      Great movie. That fight scene though...super long. Lmao

  • @ctuagent247
    @ctuagent247 Před 3 lety +273

    "What's going on?"
    "Some kind of gay pride rally."

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 Před 2 lety +5

      Hey, what's wrong with gay pride?

    • @jackbower9087
      @jackbower9087 Před 2 lety +29

      @@messyalien5164 everything

    • @stelexy
      @stelexy Před 2 lety +9

      @@jackbower9087 very true

    • @mediokay508
      @mediokay508 Před 2 lety +4

      Crowd got so dense, you couldn't but think all that grunting was gay if you couldn't see.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 Před 2 lety +1

      There's nothing wrong with being gay, I support gay and lesbian people. I have Friends who are gay/bi

  • @jessicanguyen-ry7cb
    @jessicanguyen-ry7cb Před 3 měsíci +2

    The way cartman just said “CRIPPLE FIGHT!” Got everyone’s attention lol😂😂😂

  • @macrons593
    @macrons593 Před rokem +6

    They went from this to popping punkass bloods together, so wholesome ❤❤

  • @thebrearlycrestmf9165
    @thebrearlycrestmf9165 Před 3 lety +305

    The fact that everyone left church to see this was the best part.

    • @joeyjed6842
      @joeyjed6842 Před 3 lety +7

      The fact that you didn't mention Jews is actually pretty decent too

  • @job489
    @job489 Před 3 lety +1027

    I always loved this reenactment of the "They Live" fight scene. They got every detail of that fight scene right. So glad I got the DVD box set with this episode when it first came out in stores.

    • @DapperHesher
      @DapperHesher Před 3 lety +57

      I feel like I'm one of the rare people that noticed this.

    • @GuardianAngel..
      @GuardianAngel.. Před 2 lety +25

      That’s a re-enactment of the “They Live” fight scene alright.

    • @devilpupbear09
      @devilpupbear09 Před 2 lety +10

      DVD? They Live?
      How old are you?!

    • @job489
      @job489 Před 2 lety +29

      @@devilpupbear09 35. I'm grateful to have watched South Park since it debuted on television.

    • @johnwright6706
      @johnwright6706 Před 2 lety +12

      This was the comment I was looking for

  • @jamiehuynh9622
    @jamiehuynh9622 Před rokem +8

    Probably one of the greatest moments in Southpark to be honest.

  • @ericsmith8373
    @ericsmith8373 Před 6 měsíci +2

    When Jimmy bites Timmy's fingers , the sound Timmy makes cracks me up every time.

  • @aidenthompson3265
    @aidenthompson3265 Před 3 lety +472

    2:27 I laughed my head off

    • @dronespace
      @dronespace Před 2 lety +13

      😂

    • @VyoniVenis
      @VyoniVenis Před rokem +5

      Fr timmy was flopping like a fish

    • @djcj1212
      @djcj1212 Před rokem +3

      It’s from an 80’s flick called “they live”
      Look it up sometime on CZcams. Makes the context of the fight infinitely more funny

    • @nekozimo
      @nekozimo Před rokem

      Same xd

    • @ryanwoods8252
      @ryanwoods8252 Před měsícem

      😂😂😂

  • @jeffsoltess4853
    @jeffsoltess4853 Před 2 lety +1202

    2:35😂😂😂😂 this show never ceases to make me die laughing

    • @jacobisworld9516
      @jacobisworld9516 Před rokem +25

      2:35 What’s Going On

    • @jeffsoltess4853
      @jeffsoltess4853 Před rokem +12

      @@jacobisworld9516 Dude asks what is going on and the other guy says some kind of gay pride thing

    • @othervids3726
      @othervids3726 Před rokem +27

      @@jeffsoltess4853 ironically that was what they were trying to do in the first place lmao

    • @jeffsoltess4853
      @jeffsoltess4853 Před rokem +5

      @@othervids3726 I know, but out of context makes it funnier

    • @justdamian6739
      @justdamian6739 Před rokem +5

      @@jacobisworld9516 Some kind of gay pride rally

  • @nightbomd7768
    @nightbomd7768 Před 10 měsíci +6

    And to think that jimmy was gonna be a one time character

  • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
    @BisexualPlagueDoctor Před rokem +3

    I like how Timmy is entirely there and just lacks coordination and leg strength

  • @mar_nvc
    @mar_nvc Před 3 lety +245

    This is the best fight ever legs down.

  • @mdg2847
    @mdg2847 Před 3 lety +123

    2:27 OMG that uncensored part🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @luisalfonsocuevas1411
    @luisalfonsocuevas1411 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I like how jimmy did the 4 knee crush kicks!! Just good👏👏👏 3:17

  • @lalakuma9
    @lalakuma9 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I love it when South Park is unintentionally diverse and inclusive

  • @revelca11
    @revelca11 Před 3 lety +269

    1:12 can we please talk about how Broflovski’s are at the same church as McCormick’s and Garrison? They’re Jewish-

    • @ezioaltairac
      @ezioaltairac Před 3 lety +28

      Wedding/funeral maybe?

    • @sera-chan8194
      @sera-chan8194 Před 3 lety +13

      Well they worship the same God the old testament is acknowledged by jews too :D they're just not on one page regarding the new testament and I think that early in the series there was no synagogue in SP yet.
      Or Matt and Tray just put them inside as an easter egg cause it's funny ^^

    • @joeyjed6842
      @joeyjed6842 Před 3 lety +2

      Nope

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 Před 3 lety +3

      And Kyle isn't even there.

    • @sirwi11iam
      @sirwi11iam Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah I know! I'm also not happy that they put a giant half chicken, half squirrel on the show as it just ruins how real it is.

  • @undertheredhood0323
    @undertheredhood0323 Před 3 lety +224

    ...alright boys, that’s enough

  • @Tmoney21324
    @Tmoney21324 Před 11 měsíci +1

    That was the most wonderful, fascinating, outlandish cripple fights I have ever seen

  • @rphyze
    @rphyze Před rokem +1

    I love how timmy says "livin a lie" when hes getting beaten up

  • @libr250
    @libr250 Před 3 lety +412

    *when your best friend used to be your worst enemy*

    • @tiburondrogado7612
      @tiburondrogado7612 Před 3 lety +34

      The Same Can Be Said About Tweek And Craig,The Only Difference Is That They Went On A Whole New Level...

    • @ericgabrielalvesdecarvalho3496
      @ericgabrielalvesdecarvalho3496 Před 3 lety +18

      Timmy is a great friend, he tried to help Timmy to not use drugs, saddly Mackey didnt unterstood him

    • @tiburondrogado7612
      @tiburondrogado7612 Před 3 lety +13

      @@ericgabrielalvesdecarvalho3496 Yeah I Remember That,Dude Was Using Steroids And Then Timmy Of All People Was The Sane One There 😅

    • @ericgabrielalvesdecarvalho3496
      @ericgabrielalvesdecarvalho3496 Před 3 lety +6

      @@tiburondrogado7612 Timmy is one of the few sane in south park

    • @tiburondrogado7612
      @tiburondrogado7612 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ericgabrielalvesdecarvalho3496 Which Is Kinda Ironic If You Think About It,I Mean He Obviously Suffers From Hydrocephalus...

  • @studlord9970
    @studlord9970 Před rokem +35

    I don't know why but the sound Timmy makes at 2:57 is the funniest thing to me.

  • @michaelerexson3279
    @michaelerexson3279 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Man, this episode is definitely in the top 10 of the series.

  • @reesecup95
    @reesecup95 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The sound effects that were made when Timmy was kneed in the nuts was hilarious 😂

  • @Galaxy-MediaX
    @Galaxy-MediaX Před 3 lety +117

    I just busted out laughing when Cartman yelled "Cripple fight!" 🤣

  • @Willzzz123
    @Willzzz123 Před 3 lety +106

    No one:
    Eric Cartman: CRIPPLE FIGHT

    • @joooanit0224
      @joooanit0224 Před 3 lety +2

      stfu

    • @VastThriftyy
      @VastThriftyy Před 3 lety +2

      you literally have a dabbing sonic pfp stop watching south park

    • @MartianMoon
      @MartianMoon Před 3 lety +6

      No one:
      Dickheads recycling this stupid “no one” joke format that isn’t remotely funny and got old after a single day: nO oNe

    • @tonevolumeentertainment4250
      @tonevolumeentertainment4250 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MartianMoon lol why did you call yourself a dickhead?

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Timmy fights really well for someone who should be suffering from severe muscle atrophy.
    One of my best friends all the way through grade school has severe palsy in his legs and uses an electric wheel chair most of the time. He still goes out with his walker a lot because if he doesn’t he could go from having difficulty walking to not being able to walk period.

  • @DesiS16
    @DesiS16 Před rokem +1

    CRIPPLE FIGHT! Hahahaha that’s one of the best fights I’ve seen on tv.

  • @taiantill2758
    @taiantill2758 Před 3 lety +74

    5 seconds after it's all done 'alright boys break it up'

    • @rockyj5047
      @rockyj5047 Před 2 lety

      They left out the best part 😧

  • @RapturousBulge
    @RapturousBulge Před 3 lety +347

    South Park & their creators are immune to Cancel Culture.
    That’s the stuff of Legends.

    • @gcHK47
      @gcHK47 Před 2 lety +55

      Big reasons for that is:
      A. They make South Park for their own enjoyment, nobody else’s.
      B. They were smart enough to negotiate a favorable contract that would give them a major share of the show’s profits, and royalties, plus give them 99% creative freedom over the show. All that makes them unaffected by the politics of Viacom.

    • @seokkyunhong8812
      @seokkyunhong8812 Před 2 lety +7

      Also they don't waffle on shit like racism is bad.

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever Před 2 lety +7

      You can’t touch South Park

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 Před 2 lety +3

      South Park is so inappropriate, that it should be on Adult Swim™

    • @Peacock__
      @Peacock__ Před 2 lety +10

      @@gcHK47 I think its more to do with how the messaging of the show is pretty inclusive and the comedy is so exaggerated to the point of being outside of reality. Timmy for example is literally just treated normally despite being only able to say his name, the horrible character (cartman) isn't treated like he's doing the right thing (everyone dislikes him), they cover topical issues and satirise them (episode where pop star literally blows half her head off with a shotgun) in a very exaggerated manner. Overall, they're uncancellable because they're not actually pieces of shit, they're messaging is usually pretty positive and inclusive as part of the over the top, offensive material.

  • @MarcPagan
    @MarcPagan Před 5 měsíci +2

    Oh...this was pure comedy gold.
    Thanks to South Park boys - once again.

  • @Rite274
    @Rite274 Před rokem

    My favorite episode of South Park lol creative and well done also imo

  • @darkglass3011
    @darkglass3011 Před 3 lety +120

    The strongest muscles on the human body: The legs because it supports our body weight
    The strongest muscles on Jimmy's body: His arms because they do this job instead
    Every time Jimmy swings, it packs the wallop of kicking Timmy in the face, and that's WITHOUT the stilts.

  • @JoeKerr019
    @JoeKerr019 Před 3 lety +311

    Gotta love the "They live" homage

    • @OGchidoriKNight
      @OGchidoriKNight Před 3 lety +37

      Put on the damn glasses!!!

    • @Elfo_Scuro
      @Elfo_Scuro Před 3 lety +7

      Not the first time that South Park did this reference!

    • @TheNacho1717
      @TheNacho1717 Před 3 lety

      ... no you don’t.

    • @grennbalze
      @grennbalze Před 3 lety +10

      I remember watching this fight and feeling like it was oddly familiar. Then i realized the emphasis on the breathing and otherwise silence. It hit me that it was very familiar to They Live. I watched the They Live fight and had my mind blown. So good

    • @TheNacho1717
      @TheNacho1717 Před 3 lety +2

      @@grennbalze whatever dude. What’s They Live? LoL. Never heard of it.

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi4301 Před 11 měsíci +3

    The best part about this scene is that in some shots timmy’s a little smaller than Jimmy then in the next part he’ll look goddamn enormous

  • @bigballer1278
    @bigballer1278 Před 2 měsíci +2

    We just gonna ignore Cartman threw a box full of puppies with a straight face lol

  • @Randomtv19645
    @Randomtv19645 Před 3 lety +158

    2:51 THIS IS SO FUNNY 🤣

  • @RavenWitchShade
    @RavenWitchShade Před 3 lety +84

    2:27 the frigging calmness with how he delivers that after Timmy tries to stop him from swinging his crutches, I swear that kills me every time (Then again it already did back in the days when it was bleeped, so great job keeping me laughing that long XD)

    • @joeyjed6842
      @joeyjed6842 Před 3 lety +2

      Over my head.. are you smart or something?

    • @DeOwn
      @DeOwn Před 2 lety +2

      Im so happy someone else said this. It was my favorite part 🤣🤣 It was so genuine

    • @Hellopleesh
      @Hellopleesh Před 2 lety +3

      Best part is it's done in what will become Nathan's voice.

    • @omarbrown3760
      @omarbrown3760 Před rokem +2

      Jimmy reaction is super fast that's what really amazing

  • @philliphughes8939
    @philliphughes8939 Před rokem +5

    Only Matt and Trey would have the balls to animate this masterpiece

  • @Bringmethehorizondude
    @Bringmethehorizondude Před 11 měsíci +1

    When he says, “Timmy Timmy,” I absolutely lose it

  • @Willzzz123
    @Willzzz123 Před 3 lety +63

    2:19 I told you put on the HAT

  • @Redhairedviking09
    @Redhairedviking09 Před 2 lety +139

    2:57 I believe Timmy would be great as a heavy metal singer XD

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi Před rokem +29

      Well, he was the lead singer of Timmy and Lords of the Underworld.

    • @cris_posting5154
      @cris_posting5154 Před rokem +1

      ​@@dnmstarsi liba-la timmy

    • @Nomis-is-gone
      @Nomis-is-gone Před rokem

      @@dnmstarsilittle Tim tim

  • @RealPeachyPlayz
    @RealPeachyPlayz Před rokem +1

    I like they are kicking each others asses when neither both of their legs work.

  • @shade1121-ce8dc
    @shade1121-ce8dc Před 4 měsíci +1

    Hot Rod and Keith David fighting will always be the most iconic fight scene ever.
    Jimmy and Timmy fighting will always be the most awesome fight scene of all time.

  • @Willzzz123
    @Willzzz123 Před 3 lety +243

    3:22 R.I.P Timmy’s balls

    • @jeffreysnydr
      @jeffreysnydr Před 3 lety +26

      2:57, R I P Timmy's fingers

    • @therullerhazen37
      @therullerhazen37 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/qEWe_kkF7wo/video.html

    • @MegaAndyGG
      @MegaAndyGG Před 3 lety +4

      Timmy, living a lie! Timmy!

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 Před 2 lety +1

      If they worked before, they don't now
      *(Pretty sure they didn't work before anyway)*

  • @vrzM8
    @vrzM8 Před 3 lety +145

    I love how Timmy inexplicably says his "livin a lie" line throughout. I bet they were in stitches doing this in the booth

  • @Rankbaajin
    @Rankbaajin Před 9 měsíci +3

    Almost as realistic and authentic as the Team America fight scenes, and these guys are cripples, just amazing

  • @lornbaker1083
    @lornbaker1083 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Even after multiple knees to the groin. Timmy still has something in him enough to throw jimmy. That is some next level pain control. Put these guys in a blue and purple aura and it's essentially goku versus vegeta. They are fighting with all their heart

  • @Joni_Tarvainen
    @Joni_Tarvainen Před 2 lety +111

    I always lose it at 2:57 🤣

    • @Mysterywhiteboy78
      @Mysterywhiteboy78 Před 2 lety +8

      I know , it's hilarious can't get that sound out of my head.

  • @southparkclips_kyle_1235
    @southparkclips_kyle_1235 Před 2 lety +43

    0:07 Puppies, Puppies for sale. Beat it, toots, we got discrimination work to do. My favourite part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @booneshow1863
      @booneshow1863 Před 3 měsíci +1

      He threw a box of puppies. Easily the most messed up thing in the video.

  • @Videoplayer-qd1oc
    @Videoplayer-qd1oc Před 3 měsíci

    This is still 1 of my top 5 favorite episodes to watch.

  • @PCMan8922
    @PCMan8922 Před rokem +1

    I Never Laughed Harder. Two Disabled Kids Having a Cripple Fight? XD

  • @CaptainBlueShell
    @CaptainBlueShell Před 2 lety +22

    _Helping him up_ *"Timmy"..*
    *"I told you... put on the HAT!"*
    _punches him back down_
    Omg I lost it!!!!

  • @alecnolastname4362
    @alecnolastname4362 Před 3 lety +66

    A battle of the Ages, to be told for generations.

  • @Mega_vegeta
    @Mega_vegeta Před 22 dny

    One of the best fights in TV history and probably the number 1 fight for an animated show.

  • @mortalrage11
    @mortalrage11 Před rokem +3

    No wonder Jimmy is a companion in both games he can actually fight

  • @bianca952000
    @bianca952000 Před 3 lety +23

    "P-p-put it on!" Jimmy's stutter as he threw the hat at Timmy 😂😂😂😂

  • @steelhorniv2642
    @steelhorniv2642 Před 2 lety +71

    Jimmy is pure gold. One of the best characters by far

    • @NJindypro
      @NJindypro Před 7 měsíci

      And this was his introduction episode.

  • @mikelitorous5570
    @mikelitorous5570 Před rokem +1

    I love how in some parts of the fight they actually use real martial arts techniques like taking the back and suplexes etc

  • @Rattlebones459
    @Rattlebones459 Před rokem +1

    Best fight I have seen this month

  • @holycraploisemkamming.
    @holycraploisemkamming. Před rokem +9

    The way Jimmy said "You dirty mother (REDACTED)" got me good

  • @waterfizzlet
    @waterfizzlet Před rokem +33

    I like how Carmen just casually interrupts everyone's normal day to advertise a cripple fight

  • @helixamaze7804
    @helixamaze7804 Před rokem +2

    this whole time i was like "DAYUM! DAYUM, DAAAMNN!"