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"Where is this video?"
5 minutes later "Your mother is a 3D printer."
Classic Michael.
Bilal Khalid lol
Any Vsauce viewer can here the weirdest things
Lol
Your mother was a Hampster
lool
Following this logic train, you are, to a number with 20 digits, cousins with every atom in our observable universe.
Let's have a family get-together Michael! It will be great! :)
so does that mean that i got the same genes as my 20 digits atoms cousin? not very impresive if you look it that way
You threw a rock up into the air in the video...where did it go? Because I didn't hear a thump or a splash.
davrulesdawurld the splash was lost by the audio recording. Suffice to say, it was a loud and fun family reunion for the rock.
davrulesdawurld he is your cousin. you should know.
We should definitely have a family reunion sometime.
With 8 billion people?
@@Selfhatingalabamian bro youre from alabama i dont think an 8 billion person family reunion should be too much for you
@@shartbutter I hate being from Alabama I wish I was born in Tennessee.
@@shartbutter it smells like a dead Alabamian in here.
@@Selfhatingalabamian it wreaks
therapist: front facing mona lisa doesn't exist, she can't hurt you
front facing mona lisa: 0:15
jokes on you, im on dark theme
ayyy dark theme gang
Hi
Same
Me too
Same bro
Q: Where is this video?
A: You are Quadrillionth cousins with dirt, rocks, trees, etc
I love this channel
Soooo, where is the video?
+Marcus Phillida Right where you are.
I think in the video he clearly answer it with Anywhere...
A: on CZcams.
dude, did you even listen?
I got the video with no title or thumbnail on top of this in my recommended and thought my wifi cut out
Take "10" away from "your current likes"
@@heatherberry1968 what?
It's the nothing video by vsauce
Sometimes I think Michael just says random sentences in front of a camera, and just happens to have enough clips that make sense to be in a video together.
The Mona Lisa looking straight at me is unsettling.
ikr!
The Mona Lisa is unsettling in the first place.
It scared me, actually made me close my eyes and look away.
it's 4 in the morning and i seriously had to look away ಥ⌣ಥ
+Kale F. When I saw it, I spazzamed and scrolled to the comments at like the speed of light. It was so fucking freaky!
"You are quadrillionth cousins with the clothing you are wearing right now."
Bold of you to assume I'm wearing clothes.
owo
Things are going to Alabama, I see...
Bold of you to assume I know how to read your comment
I was looking for this comment lol
O
Угур Алекперов probably
“Your mother is a 3D printer”
-Michael, The Art of Insults
If my mom’s a [[3rd Dimensional Printer]], then why didn’t she make [[INFINITE KROMER?!?]]
Micheal’s calves must be on fire from all those stylistic pop ups.
Micheal you threw that rock behind you
It didn’t land, I didn’t see it land
*Micheal how hard did you throw that rock*
Lol
I had to watch that 23 times just to see that.
Lol
Lol cause i'm high
supersonic speed.
“Your mother is a 3d printer”
Michael Stevens
But a 3D printer can be controlled... but my mother could not be controlled
@@vader567
_M.O.T.H.E.R breached containment_
I repeat, M.O.T.H.E.R breached containment
@@thefallenomega pretty much.. yeah
Well, you're not wrong
holy smokes I scrolled down on this comment just as he said it
Sorry cannot vote on Webby as I watch this almost 7 years after... but I am binge-watching all your work now and just want to say that it is awesome. Thank you Mr Stevens.
same now is 9 years later
real@@keks6823
@@keks6823 bruh we are
“This video … has no original” Michael just unravelled the entire NFT industry
Oh no this means we’re all related to Jake Paul...
Mrs. Sadie Adler now I’m severely bummed out!
No He's no human
The intelligent Milk Jug well we’re still related to everything on Earth according to this video 😂
@@yusurkassem4174 truth be told he's from another universe
Oooooo nooooo
how did this get from youtube servers to my relations with a rock
Yumiko the Random that is an excellent question
Binary electric pulses via a network of: conductive metal cables, fibreoptic cables, and radiowave/satellite signals.
Yumiko the Random I just read that as, and I quote, ahem; "How did this go from youtube servers to my relations with my cock"
Jake Mowery Lmao same. I think wrong
Yumiko he's a genius
It’s incredible, that I can watch a 9 years old video, and still be amazed and entertained, like it’s brand new. Thanks for answering questions, that I’ve never ever thought of, if I hadn’t watched your answer. Thanks Vsauce for making such incredible and interesting videos! Please never stop doing that 😊 👏
I love that we never know where Michael will take us 😂
What about clones? They're not forgeries; they're perfect copies ... right? Not exactly. Even if we only consider your clone's physical self, it would have different fingerprints than you because fingerprints are not determined by your DNA. Watch my video on this topic here: How Many Calories are on a Smudgy Screen?
Lukas Suphke but for your computer or my computer or any computer to even get these instructions to play this video, wont the computer have to get the instructions and the content from the internet? unless you have the same hardrive as Michael. right? i might be wrong, or i might be right, idk. i'm not a computer whiz. it just makes sense to me that the actual video is on the internet. and also on Michael's hardrive.
ohhhhhh.
Vsauce An advice here.
Your videos are good and entertaining, but you often go off topic. Like in this video we were talking about originality of media to suddenly turn into organic replication. Thats okay. But ending up with me being related to the whole matter in the universe, where am I. Thats awesome but sometimes confusing. And it is the reason I get lost with the flow of your videos.
So what would be better.
I'll recommend you structure your videos with a proper summary or conclusion at the end. I had the same problems too, but organising ideas makes content better to process. I hope this advice can be applied in future videos. And as always, make awesome videos.
Mubeen Padaniya That's what is good about it.
Reminds me of metal gear solid cause all the genes of big boss are in the soldiers and the twin snake and solidus
"You're even cousins with the clothes you are wearing" Me: "Hello, cousin."
hey it's me your brother
hi
what clothes?
ur*
Ghost 3:04
"YOUR MOTHER IS A 3D-PRINTER THAT PRINTED YOU "
-WELL AIN'T U EVEN GONNA GIVE CREDIT TO THE INK NEEDED FOR THAT
Ink?!? Oh boy! You have a rough life ahead of you! 😆
You never heard of a 3d printer before, didnt you?
So your mom is an... Ink Machine?
Ink?
Bruh a 3d printer doesent need ink my dude. ~.
@Clasher Of Swords bruh what you gonna do 3d print a plastic/metal object with ink lmao
"You are quadrillionth cousins with rocks, trees, water, the clothes you're wearing, everything"
Me riding my bike: *Alabama Intensifies*
"You are at least 50th Cousins with everyone living on Earth"
*Banjo music plays*
Sweet home alabama
lol
So that means our ancestors are same?
That is what we Muslims believe that we are all brothers in humanity and chilren of Adam.
@@MohsinExperiments we are all africans
@@oj818 yes my brotha
i guess you could say...
its all relative
Ayyyyyyyyy
LMAO
Not really though. I still have my ass.
g frickin g
YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!
Michael is the type of guy that can effortlessly explain the type of questions like " IF 2+2 IS NOT 5 THAN HOW MUCH GRAVITATIONAL LENSING DOES SUN EXERTS ON A PROTON W.R.T US, IF IT IS 1 LIGHT YEAR BEHIND THE SUN".
“This video is anywhere…a video that has no original.”
Look out, I hear the NFT buyers coming! Run, now!
Start: where is this video?
End: that's why rocks are your quadrillionth cousins
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6:24
you just threw your cousin. shame.
Yeah but he squeezed his cousin to death at 7:34
Good God someone needs to lock him in a psycyatric ward. lUnAtIc
I just realized that my phone is also my cousin...
I'M SORRY FOR THROWING YOU ALL THE TIME wait no I'm not
What would we say to baseball's? We throw and hit them all the time.
Alishba Nathani your phone is also my cousin, pls don’t hurt him
Everything is your cousin
“you could disown your own paintings, and you can disown your children”
this is now my favorite quote.
VSauce 7 years ago, explaining how NFT doesn't make sense be like:
whats NFT
Therapist: don't worry, front facing mona lisa doesn't exist she can't hurt you
Front facing mona lisa:
I won't like bcoz it's on 69
@Hasmuddin omg i was thinkin that too
@@hasmuddin1424 I almost liked
Your pfp also cursed pal
Wooow sooo funnnnyyyy wooooooooooww... SmH
HELLO cousins,it nice to see you all here
Wanna go bowling?
(that was a reference)
The point of a reference is that you don't point out it's a reference and have people figure it out on their own.
Hi 50th cousin.
hey fam
50th cousins with everyone? Come on vsauce, stop with the incestiswincest stuff.
eyyy der cousins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me when I go hunting: "sorry my trillionth cousin..."
"This rock is my cousin" *tosses rock into the ocean*
video: where is this video?
micheal: you're wearing your cousin
🤣
Mona Lisa looking directly at you is creepy!
Yep. Hmmm.. I subscribed to you.
Didn't expect to see you here!
CreepsMcPasta watches vsauce o.o you are awesome creeps o.e
Actually the Mona Lisa is famous for looking directly at you. It is due to a technique called "linear perspective". Modern artists have a command of linear perspective, and they use the interplay of light and shadow to create paintings that look almost as if they're alive. But it's impossible to get past the fact that the medium in which a painter works exists in only two dimensions. Ultimately all depth created through perspective and light and shadow is a trick, an optical illusion, and this illusion gives rise to other illusions -- including eyes in a painting following you.
So how does it work? Essentially, what is going on is that the light, shadow and perspective depicted in a painting are fixed, meaning they don't shift. Remember when your friend stared forward and you walked from side to side? His or her eyes didn't follow you because the light and shadow, as well as perspective you see, actually change. Features that were close to you as you stood on one side are farther away when you stand on the other side. Since the elements of perspective and light and shadow are fixed in a painting and don't change, they look pretty much the same no matter from what angle you look at it [source: Guardian].
So if a person is painted to look at you, he or she will continue to look as you move about the room. If a person is painted looking away from you, the light, shadow and perspective shouldn't allow him or her to ever look at you, even if you move yourself to the point where the person has been painted looking toward.
It's creepy in all the good ways, It makes us reevaluate ... >.>
"I'm going to jerry's"
Pov: Jerry is my cousin and is a rock.
This video pretty much destroys nfts
i can see the video thumbnail now because of the dark theme
Me too
i keep the dark theme always on so now i regorgnised that...
Kristi Teneqexhi same
Same. I always have it on.
Nicholas Swann You're related to the state of Tennessee
czcams.com/video/iWcMrWk_0Uw/video.html
Vsauce's videos usually end up being nothing about the title :P
That's probably my favourite part of his videos :p
Its like a unprinted box of chocolate you dont know what you're gonna get :P
Matt Thomas But if it's a box of chocolate, you still know what you're going to get.
Shadow51423 i opened a box of chocolate and found dead bodies once
Yep it starts with something else, gets to the title and then its just someting else :p
Vsauce covers so many topics in such a short amount of time. It's very Fascinating
Me in dark mode:
The video is here, Caught you!
Came to find out where the video was. Left with knowing that I am related to every single person whoever watched this video.
+ShrekHasEbola And the rock and tree outside
+ShrekHasEbola He blatantly said the video is anywhere like a minute in...
+ShrekHasEbola cousin, it's been a long time!
Azurox Sucks you want to go bowling ;)
+ShrekHasEbola hahaha
Went from "Where is this video?" to "Rocks are you trillionths cousin." in only 7:00 minutes.
Cobrakid1968
O to 100 real quick...
Welcome to Vsauce
*quadrillionth
Welcome to Vsauce, where humanity collectively takes part in i n c e s t.
"I stepped on a lego"
"I stepped on my cousin" 🗿
Yo mama...
4:24
the entire universe is just *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Artyom Ivchatov Is Tennessee your cousin?
Indeed, cousin.
Nice to meet you cousin
Exactly brother!
Is Tennessee my cousin?
Michael: *makes thumbnail white*
Users in dark mode: am I a joke to you?
Lol I've just realized without dark mode it would be invisible
😂😂😂
same
If you go into light mode, the thumbnail is a little more white.
I’m so used to dark mode, that when I turned light mode on, it just seemed so unfitting. Dark mode for the win.
6:37 FACTUALLY INCORRECT.
Michal: You ara a 50th cousins with every human human ever lived
Florida man: They called me a mad man..
Vsauce Michael
The master of drifting off topic.
Prof haha, yeah, so Michael.
he explained his reasons tho in his speech at TEDx, such a good guy.
officialProf
I like potatoes.
officialProf I would love to meet him!
now the question is...
are you a cousin to yourself?
1st cousin: common ancestor in the second generation above you (common grandparents)
2nd cousin: third gen above you (great-grandparents)
3rd cousin: fourth gen (great-great-grandparents)
And so on
Here we can see the formula is your n:th cousin has a common ancestor up n+1 generations
With this, I can conclude that:
Your siblings are your own zeroeth cousins. (common ancestor up one generation)
You are your own negative first cousin. (common ancestor at your generation (you can say you're blood related to yourself, right?))
I believe that formula only applies given n equal or greater than one
@@fernando47180 All languages are made up.
If we are our cousins cousin... just think about that for a second. You are your own second cousin?
I mean, its possible. But it has never happened therefore im not sure.
How did we go from "where is this video?" to "we are all quadrillionth cousins with dirt"
"A digital simulacrum" is a phrase I think I'm gonna start using more often.
"The very clothes you are wearing"
Jokes on you, I only watch CZcams naked
@@b.e.4075 Jokes on you i created the Corona virus so i don't need to go to the public
*But i still strip in public*
Weird and gross but ok you did not have to give out that personal information
@@CamOrSomething No, now I can hack their camera
I go on chrome naked.
And do some unexplainable shit
Oh ok. Make sure you cover your camera,.
My mum is my cousin?
@@oltibekteshi1678 Alabama music plays.
@Mr. Vesper XDDD
Routainen Maa plays
*sweet home alabama in the distance*
Lol he said “at least”
0:44 michael kill his glasses with water
Brings a whole new meaning to step sister
"You can disown your children"
Thank you vsauce, very cool
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"the audio is kind of quirky"
*shows book of quirkology*
dad jokes are the best jokes
book
I sometimes tell dad jokes, he laughs all the time.
@@user-cv3dr4kt7j haha lol
what timestamp?
@@handoyoferdiansyah1161 timestamp is 4:20:11
I've watched almost all of your videos... But I re-watch sometimes.. love your channel.
Michael: “Where is this video?”
Also Michael: “The Rock is your cousin.”
Thanks Michael!! I smell what you’re cookin, cuzzo!!
Cousin! You want to go bowling?
Nice reference cousin!
roman cousin we'll do later
+Tim C (Poulpink) okay another time then (thumb down)
+Tim C (Poulpink) Oh come on Nico you're always busy
+Snoop Doge *Niko
Y O U C A N D I S O W N Y O U R C H I L D R E N
use kids to commit your crimes
"You know whats the most dangerous thing?"
T E E N A G E R S
You can disown your children's
Or can you
hyper gamer *Vsauce music starts*
Your videos make me wonder how we get from where this video is to being quadrillionth cousins with a rock
“Where is this video?”
In my recomended
Amazing how Vsauce can go from talking about where a video is, to how I'm in familly with a rock.
Bison Ware He has a habit of completely ditching the topic he's on, doesn't he?
Bison Ware True...I just realized the dramatic change :D
lmao
Bison Ware He still blows every one's minds :D
Bison Ware He actually talked about this in TEDx vienna. He gives an absolutely abstract topic and then teaches you a whole world of knowledge.
I love how "Where Is This Video?" became "What Is This Video", and then:
"Videos are all forgeries."
"Humans are all forgeries."
"Humans are all cousins."
"Existence is all cousins."
How it started:- where is the original copy
How it ended:- let's have a family squabble
“Whether you’re in a fight with a stranger at a bar or stubbing your toe on a rock, it’s all just a family squabble.”
- Michael Stevens
This channel is pure gold
or is it?
*Vsauce theme plays*
It's actually platinum
First, let us define what pure means.
@@limwoonseng2631 Christian and heteronormadhyhyskevelivovkamonopoly, how is your crumb pieeesksyeuehecefwvvvonianeveeeeerggggggggggggvvvvvvvv not pure, yet-/;>=/]***()* so that's what pure is. Hope you understand now.
We know that gold is Ar that means that my cat exploted, and i explote too BYE
You just threw my cousin in to the water!!!
nah, it's just a family squabble
He threw your cousin into your other cousin
ViZu Restart She trashed her cousins and her cousins revenge her.
czcams.com/video/3oDhHy3SxbY/video.html
AkmalAzry Is Tennessee your cousin? czcams.com/video/3oDhHy3SxbY/video.html
So if clothes are your cousins could you say that while you are wearing clothes you are "inside" your cousins ?
This man is destroying nfts a few years too early
This video foreshadows why NFTs are dumb.
HOW IS MICHAEL JUST EVERYWHERE?
"I'm in South France right now"
SINCE WHEN?!? WHY?!?!?!
Why has nobody ever thought of that-
Omnipresence, simple
bonjour depuis le sud de la france, he came here cuz' thats beautiful ! (if you are wondering,that means hello from south france (i am french))
Or is he ?
Hi cousin, how are you.
Where is this video - this rock is your cousin (in only 7 minutes)
Angry Gopnik Is Tennessee your cousin?
czcams.com/video/3oDhHy3SxbY/video.html
Where is This video speedrun- This rock is your cousin% 07:33.84
Vsauce has the coolest videos
"Where is this video? "
Some time later : YOU ARE COUSINS WITH YOUR CLOTHES
in 5 minutes it went from mona lisa to the "Your mother is a 3D printer"
that's because they are cousins
Lmao
OMG I'm related to Michael!!!
Spoko and Hillary
And Kim Jong Un
And the Donkey C:
And to meeeeee.
Well at least I'm born the same day as him
Therapist: front facing mona Lisa isnt real. It can't hurt you.
Front facing mona lisa:
How are we going to fit 8 billion people into a family reunion?
Michael: Where is this video?
Michael 5 minutes later: you are quadrillionth cousins with your clothes.
69 likes, nice
1st min: answers initial question
Rest of video: your parents aren’t ur parents and rocks and water are ur relatives
Nice DP
Michal debunks NFTs years before they were even a thing.
Start of the video: "Where is this video?"
End of the video: "Your shirt is your cousin."
it's almost creepy how smoothly he transitions between subjects.
yes
"Where Is This Video?"
My PC: *right in your recommendations master.*
lol
lol
6:23 Fish POV: I’ll never forget that moment for as long as I live. I was just chilling, playing tag with my brother when a large, irregularly shaped object flew out from the sky and hit him. He went unconscious, and by the time the fish paramedics came, I was told it was too late. That moment has haunted me for many years. I always think, why God? Why? It could’ve been me.
"the clothing you are wearing right now"
what clothing?
When the music kicks in ypu know shit bout to go down
1:48 "theres an identity crisis going on"
Didnt need to attack me like that
*howwwwwwyyyyyououoi ssssss aaaaaadada dddss*
@@user-kx8pu6ys5i shsgdjyoyoyooyoyoyooyoyoy yuuuuuuu wuwoeuowuwoueoee
More like 1:50
I thought he was gonna say your mom
I literally changed from dark theme to light theme, to get tricked. Lol 🤣🤣🤣
😂 😂
"Where is the original you?"
Me, an intellectual: i came from my dad's balls as a sperm cell
6:26
Micheal:"we are quadrillionth cousins with a rock"
Micheal:*throws rock*
he just threw a cousin omg!!!!11!!!1111!!111
Yeet your quadrillionth cousin into the sea
@@zodycoder lmao
poor rock U^U
my fucking cousin
I love how Michael starts us off with one question, and at the end, we are asking ourselves a trillion more.
- you cant use science to solve a problem without creating ten more -
albert einstein
I don't know if this is a real quote but I heard it from a different video
So proud to be a cousin of vsauce
Seems close to NFTs today