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All clips used:
0:00: • Homonyms
0:03 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG
0:18 • Romantic Gifts
0:48 • Is The 5-Second Rule T... &t=2
0:50 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=171
0:54 • Why Do We Wear Clothes? &t=44
0:56 • Spinning &t=0
1:02 • Which Way Is Down? &t=816
1:14 • Romantic Gifts &t=244
1:16 • Homonyms &t=320
1:21 • Romantic Gifts &t=136
1:22 • ♪ Move with Michael! ♫ &t=264
1:29 • Which Way Is Down? &t=178
1:32 • What Does Human Taste ...
1:35 • What is Déjà vu? &t=39
1:39 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=2
1:54 • Is Anything Real?
1:59 • How Many Calories are ...
2:02 • Spooky Coincidences?
2:13 • Juvenoia
2:21 • Turn Music into Shapes! &t=243
2:24 • Guns in Space &t=182
2:32 • Why Do We Have Two Nos... &t=280
2:34 • The Largest Number on ...
2:40 • Can You Draw A Perfect...
3:05 • Why Do We Wear Clothes?
3:08 • Is The 5-Second Rule T... &t=23
3:11 • How Much Does a Shadow...
3:16 • Which Way Is Down? &t=519
3:22 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=57
3:27 • Slowest Progress Bars ...
3:34 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=248
3:46 • Misnomers &t=134
3:52 • Guns in Space &t=2
3:56 • Genaille-Lucas Rulers
3:59 • m͏̺͓̲̥̪í͇͔̠ś̷͎̹̲̻̻̘̝... t=549
4:17 • Why Do We Have Two Nos... &t=94
4:20 • Do You Know How Long A...
4:24 • Some Surprising Things
4:28 • How Much of the Earth ...
4:42 • How Much of the Earth ... &t=38
4:44 • How Much of the Earth ... &t=243
4:45 • Am I Wasting my Time? &t=288
4:53 • What's Your Worth? &t=101
4:55 • SCIENCE! What is the R... &t=49
5:01 • The Napkin Ring Problem &t=92
5:03 • π Tape &t=4
5:10 • Cook Your Meat Online!
5:31 • The Science of Awkward... &t=4
5:33 • The Moon Terminator Il...
5:38 • Is It Okay to Touch Mars? &t=338
5:44 • Where Do Deleted Files...
5:49 • The Moon Terminator Il... &t=168
5:50 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG &t=83
6:01 • SCIENCE! What is the R... &t=8
6:04 • Where Is This Video?
6:07 • Are You Observant?
6:14 • How Many Calories are ... &t=5
6:15 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG &t=253
6:18 • SOUNDS. &t=359
6:21 • Turn Music into Shapes!
6:33 • Why Is Your BOTTOM in ... &t=293
6:34 • ♪ Move with Michael! ♫ &t=244
6:36 • Terrifying Websites &t=10
6:39 • Is Earth Actually Flat? &t=352
6:54 • The Deepest Site On Th...
7:04 • Slowest Progress Bars ... &t=298
7:08 • Spinning &t=140
7:09 • Would You Let Him In? &t=238
7:14 • Cook Your Meat Online! &t=28
7:20 • Why Are Things Creepy?
7:31 • How Far Away Is Androm...
7:33 • The Science of Awkward... &t=15
7:41 • The Largest Number on ... &t=300
7:46 • Wanna Play The Knife G...
7:57 • The Largest Number on ... &t=190
7:58 • Misnomers &t=46
8:01 • Why Is Your BOTTOM in ... &t=587
8:07 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG &t=226
8:18 • The Largest Number on ... &t=13
8:20 • ♪ Move with Michael! ♫
8:23 • Some Surprising Things &t=311
8:24 • The Brachistochrone
8:30 • Fixed Points
8:35 • Planetary Densities...... &t=198
8:46 • Names &t=445
8:59 • Fixed Points &t=896
9:02 • Misnomers &t=2
9:05 • SOUNDS. &t=297
9:11 • What Is The Greatest H... &t=17
9:12 • Bring In The Cats!
9:21 • Terrifying Websites &t=2
9:27 • Can You Recognize This...
9:24 • Lightbulbs, Multiplica...
9:40 • Why Are We Ticklish? W... &t=198
You should make 10 Uncomfortable Silent Minutes of Vsauce where you literally just put weird random clips of Vsauce when he isn't talking
yes
Silas Laspada Yes
Taha Serdar Arli YES
yes
Would 5 minutes be fine? I'm running out of clips fast and I don't want to bore you guys switching clips every 2 seconds
Vsauce trying to human for 10 minutes straight
He's the only true human. We're all just abstractions of Lord Michael's mind.
It is weird because he is not a human but a god
We have a great god he compliments our butts and smacks metal balls
1:21
Is he even trying
"use kids to commit your crimes" I almost lost it
matthew galer I had to replay that 😂😂
Same
Which video is that actually from?
Jason Sunderland RIP
Jason Sunderland it is. But you mean star lord's dad right?
"Use kids to commit your crimes"
That's the most out of context Michael can get without even trying
What was the context for this
@@thememer4071 he said that kids or have less waxy oils on their hands that'll make fingerprints on the surfaces they've touched disappear quicker than teens and adults, which leads him to say that
It’s also a good idea. A _very_ good idea. Excuse me, I have some business to attend to.
Using kids for my crimes worked for me. So it’s true
1:59
I held it together pretty well until 9:26...something about Michael slowly approaching, coming to a stop, and matter-of-factly saying "The sun" just got me
_"B O D Y!"_
This man is simultaneously the cool dad, the youngest sibling, and the family dog all at once.
R/rareinsults
and the strange neighbor
True
@Heinkelion cool dad= best husband
@@ShirakamiHaru *r/rarecompliments ftfy
"You could live the rest of your life without breathing" Technically the truth.
You can also live the rest of your life getting stabbed repeatedly.
Oracle Don't we?
You can also live the rest of your life exposing yourself to debilitating amounts of radiation too
You could live the rest of your life under water
How many of you actually stopped breathing for a moment?
he seems like the kind of guy who's either the nicest person you've ever met or will get 12 life sentences for eating his wife
🤣🤣🤣
Why not both?
He smoked everything possible
He 100% is both
8:33 the way he just TRANSITIONS into sitting like that is amazing
4:52 They always say “hey vsauce” but they never ask “How’s vsauce”
Lmao underrated
Or what is vsauce
F in the chat for Michael
Or who's Vsauce...
Or why is vsauce
5:45 My dad when I was born.
Underated asf.
Lmao
That hit a bit close to home...
F
LMAO HAHAHAHAAH
3:55 gets me laughing every time and i have no clue why
3:57 the weird kid at the nursery
6:07 when you’re in an argument and the other person misspells something
The next clip
You : the next clip
I hate missplleing words
@Woosh yuo hav horebil speling lmAo xD
@Woosh no.
I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existance to aliens
If we cant settle for the entire video, then just the hammer and feather part will do. That broke me.
@@markky3050 same
We should have put this on the golden record instead of all that music nonsense
It really is the human experience... Every emotion someone can feel is in this video
Art With Amber lmao I just said the same thing..
Honestly the out of context version of vsauce looks more normal than vsauce himself💀💀
5:04 We’ve all done this
6:07 When an argument arises, but it’s an argument that you’ve practiced for in the shower
underrated comment
this is painstakingly accurate
3:56
can relate
Bruh u sent me to an add
7:42: Me going to sleep.
7:46: My sleep paralysis.
This comment is so underrated
Bruh😂
Lt. Jackass its epic
This is the best comment ever XD
(Under breath) oh god
This man sits exactly at the intersection of "pants-shittingly scary" and "not actually dangerous." I mean, I have no idea how such a benign person can come across so menacingly.
Michael can make watching a 30 minute educational feel like it's only 5 minutes long, and yet this was one of the longest 10 minutes of my life.
1:53 hey vsauce! Michael here, where are your fingers?....
*_USE KIDS TO COMMIT CRIMES_*
Obviously he demonstrated the efficiency of using children to commit crimes by hiring them to steal your fingers.
😂😂😂
How else would you commit crimes
Sounds like an advertisement
Use kid named finger to commit crimes!
"Where did you get that body?"
*nervously glances to closet*
"That one you're in right now."
Oh, thank god.
racist
@@xdheck328 racist?
@@xdheck328 this was random
@@bigounce2471 racist
@@xdheck328 i am a racist good guess but why's he a racist?
michael feels like if every character in the big bang theory was one corporeal entity
8:14 EUEWAa?! (CLANK) (CLANK) *(CLANK)* its gOne StAle!!!
4:46
*When you get distracted at the store and your mom isn't behind you anymore.*
Yes
[vsauce music stops]
Yes. Happened. Will happen after 20 years too. Yes.
heheha I made it 666 likes-
"I'm alone"
"I can't marry all of you"
*Suicide Rate increased to 100%*
Exact opposite
99.9999999999999999%*
Obi Wan Kenobi woah man youre cool
Since suicide rates are only around 10% of deaths, I think. That would be an acceptable loss.
99.99999% cuz someone would marry him
0:00 me as an alien identifying a human
0:03 me as an alien practicing language speaking
0:18 me as an alien communicating to the mothership about our internet connection and how quickly we can get into a call
0:48 me as an alien discovering the best life form of all time
0:50 me as an alien deciphering the Morse code from my space ship
0:54 me as an alien discovering more about the human flesh suit I am wearing
0:56 me as an alien creating a commercial to get my head inside of peoples’ homes to analyze the human race
1:02 me as an alien trying to understand physics on earth
1:14 me as an alien explaining to a human being what series I watch
1:16 me as an alien imitating human emotion
1:20 me as an alien practicing eye contact
1:22 me as an alien documenting my stretching routine to imitate human CZcamsrs
1:29 me as an alien still confused with earth physics
1:33 me as an alien practicing alien reproduction
1:35 me as an alien studying neurology to the expense of my live human sample
1:39 me as an alien trying to comprehend the human diet
1:54 me as an alien interviewing a human
1:59 me as an alien solving all world problems
(As you may be able to tell all I did is give the true context of these clips and if you want to see more please reply to this comment to let me know, I really enjoyed it and I might get my friends into it)
Please add more.
7:42 is so chaotic, he's all happy with card-board cut-outs of other Vsauces
and then he's eerily standing in a dark corner. WHAT'S THE CONTEXT??!!
Bananas are f a n t a s t i c
John Stewart *DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE!!*
PureDescendedSoul the word fantastic = Doctor Who reference.
tHis iS unForTunAte
u s e k i d s t o c o m m i t y o u r c r i m e s
John Stewart 9?
"Thanks guys, thanks for watching. And as always, thanks for watching." me trying to reach the essay word count
Lol same!
Accurate lol
when gotta reach that 10 minute mark
Lol
what timestamp does he say that?
i am now convinced that this man is the most precious thing we have on this planet
If I had him as a science teacher back in school, I would probably had payed WAY more attention😂
3:56 5-year-old me introducing myself to a neighbor kid.
Lol
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha
That's so me LMFAO
@@levantinedoomer2317 Fake
funny, laughed.
but what about 2:36 ;;
This man just radiates chaotic energy
Chaotic good
@@cheesychipmunk8382 I'd argue Chaotic Neutral
@@datbeanyboi1649 Oh, deffinetly.
@@datbeanyboi1649 I say good because he uses his chaos to spread information
@@cheesychipmunk8382 "use children to do your crimes" tho
“Hey Vsauce. Michael here. You are alone.”
“Or are you?”
*theme plays*
This is unironically one of the funniest videos I've ever watched
3:59 Imagine knowing your neighbor is a scientist and you see him doing this one day.
I couldn't even imagine 😂
I don't want your talking about but that's normal for me
Imagine not knowing he's a scientist
I did that last time it snowed lol
I died lol I would call the fucking police dawg
This video is a mood, but I'm not sure what kind of mood.
Malla an Aquarius mood
Acid. It's definitely acid
Right? I _feel_ it but don't know how to put it lol
BIG MOOD
Malla, it has some chaotic good energy.
I'm actually watching this on a thursday wow
Same
[DATA EXPUNGED], Subscribed because your content is fantastic!
Michael: * pours cereal and milk into the bowl*
Michael: ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓗⓔⓒⓚ ⓘⓢ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ?
That’s what us humans call cereal
100th like im so proud and satisfied
@@el2967 you did it bro.👏👏
@@PeacefulRises serel?
Idk why but I burst out laughing for a good while when I saw that clip
1:59
“Use kids to commit your crimes”
- Micheal Stevens (aka Vsauce)
Usa should start using children soldiers.
Micheal isn't Vsauce, the people who watch him are the green sauces, as he aways say in his videos "Hey, Vsauce! Micheal here..."
@@sandrohernandez4401 but that’s a crime in itself. So you are now stuck in an infinite loop of crime and kids.
Please don’t take that out of context.
I got a mr. Clean advertisment
Vietnam
The way the scientist just calmly takes out the bottle of urine is hilarious 5:00
These are so good. Making me laugh. Bringing me joy
8:18
the clip: please help me
literally the next clip: *intense dancing*
Ellis Dixon the clip after that: *s m i l e*
Ellis 300th like, I am. Mmmmmmm!
@@Bemw0 Mmmmm. Fuel ketamine addiction, I must!
Elektrik wait what 😂
@@bzboy21 the clip after that: *muscles (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
I feel like Vsauce has just accepted the fact that he’s a weird human being and he will be for the rest of time
He should be proud
That’s deep
Hes not a human. He is only vsauce
He's not weird. It's the curse of knowledge.
You can be that way when you’re an awesome person with an awesome personality
Such a philosopher: "You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing." Vsauce is a absolute genius.
7:57
A white frame tha reads:
/Red text/"Name That Charge"/red text/
/centred/"Dataway!"/centered/
"You have answered correctly. Click the /redtext/confirm/redtext/ button to continue working on the skill building activity."
For anyone curious to know 🙂
"Why don't you go play with the neighbourgh's kid?"
The neighbourgh's kid: 0:00 - 10:03
when David Attenborough is your neighbor that has a kid
You added a few extra letters to "neighbor" there lmao
You literally copied a comment good job
Neighbourgh lmao
You mean nayieyeebeouooirr
“You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing”
No, no, he’s got a point
More like he's got you at gunpoint
Fun fact: you can hold your breath for 2 minutes but when you breath it resets
Technically yes, as long as you're cool with the rest of your life lasting only a few minutes tops.
@DONT No I didn’t and I won’t
You can also live the entire rest of your life after getting shot in the heart
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen seriously.
This is one of the only out of context videos that is out of context
[from computer] Hey, VSauce,
[from behind you] Michael here!
[from inside your mind] What if you were defenseless?
Epic Studios Hey Vsauce! Micheal here. And Cvo777 now has ANXIETY.
Underrated comment
Or am I?
Jesus Christ
I never thought a CZcams comment could cause anxiety
3:27 when you misplace the slab in Minecraft
Oh my fucking god.
Oml wow lmao
Underrated
Best comment ever
@200 subscribers with no vids?? amp memes died months ago
this made my day thank you so much!
This is gold. Thank you
"I know when, and how, you will die."
"But I'm not allowed to tell you :D"
The weird thing is that when I was scrolling the comments, that part came up shortly after I got to this comment.
@@StarTheTripleDevil SAME HERE
Literally as I read that the clip played o_O
OMG I READ THAT AS SOON AS HE SAID IT
Turns out michael is actually Kira
It's funny because some of these aren't even taken out of context
They are if you've never seen a vsauce video in your life
most of them aren't
Honorary Tuba that’s my position
That makes the video be out of context. Mind blown
I never thought of that, he really is a Gary
He is horrifying but so comforting at the same time
“Go outside and play with the neighbours kid”
The neighbours kid: 2:02
UNDERRATED COMMENT
@@areenhashemi6116 he copied from another comment however the time stamp is different
@@jonguidcondoriano4257
Oh wow
@@jonguidcondoriano4257 well different time stamps mean different things. the other comment, the neighbours kids are weirdos. here, the neighbours kids are bullies
@@jonguidcondoriano4257 wow it's almost as if people can have the same idea
Vsauce in context is still Vsauce out of context
It's Me :/ Vsauce is out of context, period
I've never heard truer words
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE AND WRONG AT THE SAME TIME
Naaaazzzzeeeeeeee
best video i've seen in a long time
I like how most of these would probably sound out of place even with the context
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such, could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per centimeter required to break bones.
Austin Thomas Films about to comment that, but I would never get any likes so thanks for saving my time
Sq centimetre *
Ray Grey
Found the brit
Noggen Fogger actually nope. A lot of other countries use British English.
Ray Grey
Ah ok lol
"I'm in my parents basement"
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
"...It's okay, because I have a beard"
+👍
N E C C B E A R D
Or do I?
Bro his mind is just degrading into an eternal abide of the unimaginable void more and more through every single video he makes
This is everything I wanted and more
When you get sent to the principles office.
Everyone:
0:10
underrated
900th like
HAHAHAHAHHAHGAAGSGSGSFSFXJKD
@The last living eevee eat your cereal
I can relate to that
Skeletons are scary.
And spooky.
But do you know what else is?
T e e n a g e r s
Not untrue
*Spooky Scary Skeletons*
Kin3tic - Someone contact John Mulaney.
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me, honestly they could care less as long as someone'll bleed
Vyrion Nauta I’m done lol
This man is the legend, the GOAT
This is amazing XD
made me giggle serveral times
My Little Cousin when I go to her house:
3:56
It sounds like a creepy thing if it comes from a 70 year old
Hey would you like to play with my toys?
lmao
I'll leave it at 777
edit: nvm
So relatable
8:23
“This person tried to unlock your phone”
Underrated af
Or 0:18 to 0:36 if you catch them trying to unlock it
the originality of the comment is unreal
Nicro Veda fan, huh?
You gave me an ad
‘Orange oil is flammable’
This is *brilliant* I never know that
Best out of context videos ever
Use Kids to commit your crimes
-Vsauce,2018
in my country you can use kids or be able to proof that you have been drunk.
Do you wanna play with my toys?
-Vsauce,2018
"I know when and how you will die"
-vesauce
Category: Education
Yes... Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Bro's the reason why aliens haven't visited us 💀
My new favourite video on the internet
"You can live the rest of your life without breathing!"
Well...you're technically correct on that one.
Syndralix yep
99th like... my life is a mess
That's.... That's the joke
@@iletyoucallmestevesy r/wooosh
@@roon568 but he got the
joke
Or is the joke that you wooshed him?
I DIED when he poured the milk and said "OK, what the heck is this thing" 😂😂😂😂
3:57
Ya sure this didn’t
Soup
500th person to like your comment! 😁
@@slc679 congratulations
@@joshuadrakard2981 😂😂🤣.. i can relate
Every time i finish a vsauce video I feel like an expert and a baby at the same time
I started watching Vsauce back when it was things like "here's neat websites to play with" or "here's quirky things to buy". Crazy to see how far he's come.
I hope this video determines whether or not the aliens will kill us.
CheesecakeLasagna this is the only comment he didn't heart
There are multiple comments I haven't hearted
Silas Laspada I would like to express my disappointment
In that case I would like to express my sincerest condolences, and I hope you my gift of hearting your comments will somewhat alleviate your sorrow.
Silas Laspada it has, I thank you from the depths of my soul
This evokes a very, very disturbed yet intrigued emotion in me
I'm pretty sure mines lust
I feel that same emotion and i dont know how to react to it
Same.... I think I like it
same i think it's turning me on....
arousal...
He's that one teacher we had a loved
Vsauce has so much lore 😂
7:08
Me, an intellectual: 9:29
I hate myself for laughing at this
@@seema6997 I hate you for hating yourself
Underrated comment
Underrated comment
@@Kya10 i hate you for hating him hate himself
“Now it’s time for some soft, fluffy pancakes. OUUUWWWWAAAAHHHH!! It’S gOnE sTaLe!”
8:07
Dillon Grose Lmao Ouwah
Please help me
OWO It'S GoNe StAle
With Pink Guy's voice
No one like this or unlike
I was so shocked that he managed to guess what day I am watching
this is the most out of context out-of-context-video i have ever seen.
Too many shots of Michael leaving the bathroom
More like not enough shots of Micheal leaving the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom
And not washing his hands...
Memudkip9 at a party
@@peachiii2168 I half regret the beers
this video feels like one long fever dream
Nightmare...
I wouldn't want to have such kind of dreams
Or does it?
900th like
Plot twist: it is
I like how this video from 5 years ago lines up correctly with memes now
This is the funniest out of context video I've seen
3:23 When the police ask where the drugs are
I'm dead
Truth
Diego Vasquez hahaha i actually laughed
true
3:27 when somebody asks a 5th grader how old they are
Theg really do that while looking at their fingers 😂
Literally
@@sus-kupp *R/Cursedcomments*
@Mikasa Ackerman It's a joke
Mikasa Ackerman r/foundthemobileuser
this is fantastic