Trump Tries To Normalize His Criminal Behavior By Doing It In Public
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- President Trump doubled down on his impeachable behavior on Thursday, using his 'Chopper Talk' time with reporters to signal that he wants China to investigate Joe and Hunter Biden. #Monologue #ChopperTalk #Colbert
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He’ll probably deny saying it tomorrow
takr797979 Fake news?
"Probably"? Try definitely. He's the Denier in Chief!
jude jackson - I think her point was that Trump will say Fake News. Not that it is.
He will. Donny will be waving his tiny flipper hands screaming, "Fake News."
He'll definitely deny it
I love that reporters know he’s narcissistic and they ask him incriminating questions, knowing that he will tell on himself. Haha
Mr. Candid lollll I bet they have betting pools on which can get the most incriminating question answered
Its sad that its not enough for people...
Forget "the Nixon tapes", we have "the Trump videos".
@@geraldeh7291 im waiting for him to say hes not a crook and shake those jowels! lol
Its a episode of "The World's Dumbest Criminals.
Watch as they leave clues everywhere.
The right to remain silent, but not the ability.
Lol, Ron White!
When you "have all the best words" sometimes it's hard to choosh the right word for the right situation.
Donald Trump has the "right" to remain silent .... He just doesn't have the "ability".
Christians do not meditate
onepieceofgumleft
Donkey you “have” the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity
@Xavier Why can't you even make an original comment. You sound like a 5 yr old trump.
Trump just keeps running his mouth....floating more crazy balloons..... what a maroon
The reich..
goddamn, if i heard someone talking like trump at a bar, i’d take their keys
Best comment :)
He sounded REALLY F't up!!! Must have snorted a lil' x-tra!!!
The irony is he doesn't drink, part take in recreational drugs. He is "sober" doing all this.
@@Neojhun you're drunk if you believe that.
@@Neojhun He says he doesn't. Given his record number of lies are we supposed to believe him when he claims sobriety?
I am amazingly surprised that there are still people who still believe every lie tRump tells
Free Speech Um... the conservatives and the entire Senate they have no balls to stand up against this moron!
"If it was me..." It IS him! He's doing that thing where he refers to himself in the 3rd person as though he were somebody else talking about him.
I really hope that one day we can all look back and remember Trump for what he is, a f*cking joke.
Kim B No, he refers to President Zelensky and the Ukrainian government as ‘they’-“they should investigate the Bidens.” Then he says: “If it were me, I would recommend that THEY start an investigation into the Bidens.” And if that still doesn’t seem right, take away the “if it were me” and the sentence still works for his perspective, indicating that it is from HIS perspective, not someone else’s. As for him being an idiot, there are so many other examples that I find it ridiculous that you or I focus on a single sentence that is not at all the main body of this situation.
It just boggles my mind that these people still rally around him. I guess dementia works in his favour. Crazy people stick together.
Kim B I know the truth and your one of the people who still worship him. I’m not American and can plainly see Trump is a treasonous traitor to your country.
@@deletedchannel9945 dude. Fucking trump legit said he tried to pressure Ukraine into investigating Biden. Which is treason. You're a lunatic.
@@deletedchannel9945 Sorry but the more you speak, the worse you come off. If anything, the Ukraine 'issue' is something that was twisted into a conspiracy that it never was. The real story is pretty clear in what happened between Biden and Ukraine yet Trumptards and people such as yourself continue to twist things into some conspiracy fallacy that never actually happened.
You can claim that others are ignorant whereas you know the 'truth' but the more you speak, the more it show that you clearly don't know what's going on and it shows with your comments. You just fail to recognize your own ineptitude. Sorry but that is a fact whether you like it or not. You can keep telling yourself otherwise but at the end of the day, you choose to ignore facts and that is on you, not others.
@@deletedchannel9945 So you don't understand the law?
Nancy Walkling Mass hysteria is an event. In this case, Mass idiocy.…!!!
Starts a trade war with 🇨🇳 China then asks for favors 🤷♂️
Priceless! Thank you for that lightness of being during such a troubling time!
AH YES,
I SEE IT'S BIG BRAIN TIME FOR THE STABLE GENIUS
Licking his own spit I see
@@crackedstar9992 I just imagined trump spitting on xi ping and licking the spit off his face.. thanks for that disgusting image
He did it on purpose. Now he can have something to give in exchange for misinformation and anything else he wants.
"I should be retiring with you"
Exactly.
Retire.
Please.
Preferably, about 3 years ago.
Seriously, Americans really need to stop calling their president the "leader of the free world". What a joke.
Te E I know right, I’m free and he’s not my leader
I mean when Stephen says it here about trump it’s sarcasm, but yes the phrase is incredibly stupid. I full-body cringe when people say it un ironically
Seriously the rest of the world needs to stop thinking that what the TV says is what Americans believe....
I have never seen a case of self incrimination on this level ever before
@rdblk84, in the words of Comedian Ron White, "I may have the Right to remain silent, but not the Ability™".
Just wait until he gets called to testify in front of Congress!
rdblk84 Never Everrrrrr. .He just can't be that stupid ! Or Can he???🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@@deletedchannel9945 "impeachment hoax" lol. Let's hope that the "president hoax" soon ends up in a "prison hoax" with all his corrupt "children hoaxes" and "enabler hoaxes".
Kim B no he’s quite literally not smart, in fact probably suffering from dementia
"America will never be a Socialist country," he tells a roomful of people on Medicare and Social Security.
That was the gag.
Cool, you know how to repeat a joke.
@@esaedvik - Cool how you are intelligent enough to notice it.
@WG W It's fox as well. Seriously, if you can stomach any of it, you'll soon see that they do not call democrats simply democrats. Every time they mention democrats, it is ALWAYS "Socialist Democrats". Every Single Time. Without fail. I can't take too much of it myself but that's what I've heard coming out of them. More brain washing for the fools.
They probably don't even know what socialism is, they've just been told their whole lives that it's bad.
Can you guys retire the expression "Leader of the Free World"? He's no leader, and his/you/our world is certainly not 'free'...
Believe it or not we Americans know he’s not the leader of the free world. He’s the leader of disgusting creeps like himself. That’s all.
Feels pretty free from where I'm sitting. 🤷🏽♂️🤦🏾♂️👎🏾🧡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@@toddtravis2596 Maybe so, but many other seats across the world feel free, and some even more free than yours. Ergo, it's a misnomer to say *our* leader is somehow the leader of all free sitters.
@@toddtravis2596 _"Feels pretty free from where I'm sitting."_ Tell that to all the imprisoned Americans. USA has 5% of the world's population but 20% of the world's prisoners
@WG W How about a new psychiatrist for you moonbat?
I had the right to remain silent ... but I didn't have the ability ~ Ron White
I love how Stephen has twice as many subscribers as Fox News.
TBF I don't think most old white Boomers know HOW to subscribe.
Boomers don't know how to use youtube.
Sugar Heart I wish you were right but there are heaps of old men either with their own channel or who watch and comment on the far Right fever swamps of YT.
And, see how many (and of what voting demographic?) subscribe to @iDubbbzTV. eeek!
How do you use the U2?
🎶 If you like subpoena coladas, and getting caught in Ukraine,... and you deny the wrong-doing, but you only have half a brain... If you like making calls at midnight...To rogue heads of state,... And you're not fond of prison.....Come with me and Escape.
😂
👏👏👏👍
I'm the crook that you looked for come with me and escape.🎵
Romantic songs for would-be dictators and their closest friends.
😂😂💜
I've said it once and I'll say it again
"A wise man once said nothing at all"
That sentiment will forever elude Trump
Trump's latest claim is ''I, in my great and unmatched wisdom''You couldn't make this stuff up
He seriously sounds like hes had a stroke of some sort.
He's suffering from dementia.
Freshn Funky I think it’s his dementia
IM NOT AT ALL A FAN OF TRUMP NOR A SUPPORTER, BUT HE SEEMS LIKE HE IS IN ILL HEALTH. HIS SLURRING AND JUST THE WAY HE'S CARRYING HIMSELF. I TRY NOT TO WISH ANYONE ILL WILL....KARMA BEING WHAT IT IS. BUT HE PROBABLY NEEDS SOMEONE ONE HIS TEAM TO TRY AND GET HIM TO A DR.
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BRAIN FOR THAT....HE WILL BE OK SMH WHAT AN.IDIOT
Freshn Funky
Talk about crazy?
Just where is the ABA on the Gou[-who-lies-all-the-time‼️☠️‼️
Hay, Stupid ya wanna be, “American Barr Association”,
✔️🏠🔥YOUR F******G House is on fire🔥🏠✔️
Trump: “If it were me...”
Bruh it is you!
CJ loll for real #trumpsworld
C j
That's soooo correct.
Be well.
Bruno Brizzi Maccaferri.
@@deletedchannel9945
I don't reply to an idiot.
lol
@@deletedchannel9945 sorry the rest of us are "too stupid" for trying to take the words of the POTUS, seriously. As for literally, that was him describing what he was going to do and is currently doing. Kinda slow aren't you?
“Just when you think Trump can’t dig himself a deeper hole, he _literally_ reaches China.”
-Stephen Colbert, 2019
Fun fact, if you dug a hole in the US straight down, you wouldn't end up in China, you'd end up (most likely, depending on where in the US you started) in Australia, or otherwise the Southern Hemisphere.
@@omegagilgamesh Indian ocean. The only place that you could go through the core and reach land is a tiny section of Montana or something
@@omegagilgamesh depends on the angle you dig the hole
Steven Colbert’s writers 2019
@@whizzerbrown5847 Duhh. The angle was determined two comments above you, straigth down.
I'm calling it now: next country he asks is Brazil
20 bucks it's Israel
North Korea!!
Well Trump's suddenly turned his back on the Kurds - who are our ally - they helped us beat ISIS. So it seems the next country he asked was in fact the Kurd's rival = Turkey
@@alwaysdisputin9930 What do you expect. He and Erdogan are cut from the same cloth. Of course I'm sure the orange one is very jealous of him, if it weren't for that pesky congress (which 1/2 of those that support him, do so out of fear), and the supreme court (that Moscow Mitch helped him pack), he could be a dictator tightening his grip on is country, also.
Imagine askking countries that jail, torture, and even assassinate political dissidents to invesrigate a former Vice President and former First Lady? Traitorous. I hold every REPUBLICAN WHO DOESNT VOTE TO IMPEACH THIS AHOLE ACCOUNTABLE. THIS IS BEYOND POLITICS.
He’s a fraud, a liar, and he needs to go.
Doing exactly what he got elected for. They wanted a liar and demented person
@peacefulheart He's doing all kinds of things some we know of some we don't
He should never have arrived
MrCalifornia1234
You're right Stephen Colbert needs to go
maybe i think all Americans should go back to where they came form myself ... cheers !
This senior citizen does NOT stand with trump in any way, shape or form. I stand with Nancy Pelosi and impeachment for trump!
FriendlyRambler most senior citizens don’t stand at all really...
I really do respect elders, but honestly that is so ignorant.
@@emilygee6618 It's not ignorant, Emily Gee. It's rational. Trump wants to cut Medicaid, SNAP, and other programs and services. People think of the elderly using Medicare and Social Security, but there are lots of elderly folks who use SNAP, Medicaid, etc., as they are disabled, never or hardly ever worked, poor. Many have no families. Trump is a blowhard and a con artist. His tax cut helps the top 1%, not working people, not disabled people, not middle-class families. He is also a criminal. He now openly solicits a foreign power (China) to harm a political enemy? If you don't find that troubling, you don't deserve liberty.
@@gracious1111 , well said. Thank you.
@@gracious1111 🤦🏾♂️👎🏾
Perhaps he is angling for an insanity or diminished capacity defense.
Anthony Hewetson lol that is a very valid point
Right?
One of the best monoloogues in these recent weeks imo. . One can really see Stephen's lightening up as impeachment proceedings are been kicked off lately. A feeling we all share
"The right of chooos"
When you literally choke on your own lies
But he's a "stable genius" with a "really good brain" and the "best words." LMFAO!!! The only people dumber than Drumpf are the MAGAMORONS who support him. The windmill cancer must have metastasized to his "really good (syphilis-ridden) brain," but what are the MAGAMORONS' excuse? If I had to guess it would be the abundance of extra chromosomes they have from keeping it in the family. Even his lawyer Giuliani fucked and married his cousin. LOL!!! A typical Republican wedding where both the groom and the bride have the same cousins.
Jason Carter lmao. You need more likes. XD
Yeah, the choice presented; suffer unto death or get treatment and become homeless.
i think his brain got confused between "the right to choose" and "the right of choice"
@@Michelle-ju6vs ewwwww....
leader of the free world is no longer something Americans should claim.
Brogan Keenan who’s going to do that? Londonistan? Because the only true option left is France
Brogan Keenan
Americans needed to stop calling our president “leader of the free world” after the Korean and Vietnam wars
@@utkarshg.bharti9714 Using London as the name for England doesn't strengthen your argument, especially not by adding anti-islamic slurs to it.
@@vietnamd0820 Technically you could stop at not joining WW2 until Japan attacked Pearl Harbour in 1941.
If you can start a war against a political ideology, but not join one against actual murdering invaders right across the Atlantic (especially considering the US debt to the French in the War for Independence), any claim to being the leader of the free world is basically null and void.
Yeah, since the Snowden revelations, I am inclined to agree with this statement.
"Ask not what you can do for your country but what can other countries can do for you."
As a Shitizen of the Unided Shtashe, I demand my GAWD given Right of Choosh!
Perfect Donaldism. 😄🤣🤣
@@katlovesdogs4119 Kat iz ay perfikt, clasee woaman! Ideel four grabin bai thuh poosee! Shi letz yew dew eet!
I wonder why the press doesn't bring that up? I would think the way he talks is more proof that he's losing his mind.
@@garyballard3484 Because he's not crazy. He is evil, greedy and stupid.
LordSlag 😂😂😂😂 perfect!
Holy shit, Colbert is on FIRE. I'm dying over here!
"One of the most famous communities in the world, ....The Villages Florida."
"What where with the who?"
Yeah, first time I heard about them
He says that because he thinks those who live there did the YMCA song
I live in Florida and I’d not heard of it...
urban sprawl in what for years was mostly rural areas . bigger is not always better . " paved paradise put in a parking lot .. "
@john smith The seniors must be thinking "Well, I might get a disease, but at least I won't have to live with it for long."
I can never hear what the chopper has to say. There's always this loud whiny drone drowning it out
😂😂😂
He does that on purpose so he can fake not hearing questions. To ignore reporters or say he has to go in a hurry.
Isn't Drumpf afraid the whoop whoop of the roters will cause cancer as wind turbines do... Hahaha
'Donald, you DO have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.'
When my day is long and disappointing, it's always good to see Stephen perform. Makes it a little better
No lie
Same from Townsville Australia x
J M 100%!!!
@Jonathan Lumbreras China and Russia will split the steak free wodka and spying all around
He doesn't even care that he's breaking the law , utterly shameless and lawless . He's morally and intellectually bankrupt
Oh Lord, yes!
@ It's illegal to ask foreign countries to meddle in American elections . Are you stupid ?
@ Yeah , I'm not reading your right wing conspiracy theory bullshit , thanks
@ we all need to drink your Kool Aid! I want some fast!
Ceco Elvisa and so are the Republicans who don’t hold him accountable.
In order to retire, doesn’t that mean you have to have worked?
Please don't let this crazy old man out in public again.
I'm going to try that defense in court: "Your Honor, I'm not guilty! I robbed that bank in broad daylight!"
Didn't Manafort try to use this defense?!
Time for the Chewbacca defense
@@artembentsionov I rip arms off when I lose?
Remember to be polite so you can claim the best, nicest bank robbery in history. Clearly, it's not a crime if you're nice about it.
@@celiciak8110 No. That an 8 foot tall wookie living on Endor with a bunch of 2 foot tall ewoks doesn't make sense. It's a South Park reference.
People here in Europe always can't stop laughing when Americans call their president "the leader of the free world"...
mori1bund Not sure what’s funnier: that Americans think they are more free than other countries or that they think America is the leader in something besides obesity rate (for OECD countries).
I ain't laughing. I hope another meteorite comes crashing down.
Good leading would be done by example ...
It's a throwback to the post-WWII global situation, when there was the "free world" vs. the Communist world.
On behalf of many, many Americans, I apologize for Donald Trump. It wont be long now. 💝
"Tchoust"
I spit my drink out. I mean, hey, I got a speech impediment too and sometimes you gotta laugh at yourself. But holy schist.
S.A. Harris What the hell was he trying to shay?
Please don't get me started again. I'm "tchousting" with laughter.
His batteries ran out again.
Wholly schist!
@@winnifredforbes8712 "to choose"
When I grow old, I'll tell my grandchildren that I lived through Donald Trump's Administration...
if we do.
Mon Tuazon: How very optimistic of you to think you’ll survive.
Mon Tuazon I pray that the whole world survives this crazy administration!
And you grandchildren will laugh and laugh and laugh;)
And seen him serve for EIGHT years as demonrats were sent to jail!
Old Republicans: “Keep the government out of my Social Security and Medicare!”
Yep. Socialism bad....but don't touch mine
Exactly!! Spot on right.
Lololol
Think the meaning of that infamous phrase is: "Don't want the government to end such services" but with all the eloquence and articulacy of Teabaggers :-(
@@kataroquasinzki7383 I love the Family Guy episode where the Tea Party abolishes government :p
Ron White: "I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
I agree his mouth always ahead of him
Such a perfect quote to describe the drunken idiot in chief 😂
"Leader of the free world", yeah nah. Leader of one single country that's not particularly free.
Can I ask what you aren't free to do?
That’s what Trump is trying to change. Takes some undoing from the last 8 years.
GHustle4 You say America is full of idiots but the US had been known to invent some products and create innovations; first in Nobel prize winners. Also the US has been known to put its neck on the line a few times in its very short history. Don’t you think that for a country that is less than 250 years that they have done ok?
I think generalizing an entire country is a bit wrong.
Maverick_is _right_ ummm NO america is a bully and when I say idiots I’m speaking of the population and the noble peace prize isn’t worth a damn like I said america is a place full of illusions and one day all that it has done will come to it just like the Catholic Church! Whites in america are the closet to nazi Germany in that short time period you speak anerica has killed many innocents for gain 9/11 was a test america has it coming to it
@@emilygee6618 carry around a bag of weed or be black without spending at least 20 years in prison in a private prison paid for by the taxpayer so they can stack their pockets full of twenties
If you admit it in public, its not bad, its PERFECT, lol
"A scorching case of the clap" describes this administration perfectly.
terminal cancer is more apt
..well, it's at least something that can be gotten rid of and maybe not too expensive or leave any serious scars...
Gangrene
I thought he was getting treatment for his syphilis. or maybe this is ALS.
We'll clap on thier way out of Washington
The Villages got their Idiot.
Bravo. However idiots take offense at your comparison.
Da-dum, TISHHH!
The 2 comments before mine are.....well classic. The fuckin drum roll? I can never spell that sound affect.
And then the other speaks for itself. Nice play on the play on words. 🤘🏾
Funny
"He literally reaches China!"
Haha, nice one!
When Americans refer to their president as the 'leader of the free world'
'Literally every other democratic nation': "uuummmmmm...noooooooo......"
You're correct. USA is the leader of the imprisoned world. It has 20% of the world's prisoners
Alastair what a silly comment, what a silly person you are.
Literally Americans too.
@@anthonymagliaro4791 actually, he is spot on, anthony clueless magliaro. The US has 5% of the world population but it also has 20% of the world prisoners. Of course not an issue for you white boy, there are always plenty of blacks and latinos to jail for 20 years for a bag of weed. Because jails have been privatized in the Land of the Free, they are a big business, and big business needs to make profits to make shareholders happy, therefore they need an ever growing flow of "customers". You might want to actually wake the fuck up one day and realize that the American Dream they sold our grandparents is an actual nightmare. Every major European country (the small ones too of course) has universal healthcare that costs its citizens half in taxes of what we pay in America for private healthcare (someone needs to make the profits and it's not the taxpayer....) and it's of much lower quality (France is ranked #1 in the world, the USA is #38 behind Morocco and Columbia....reality check, dear Tony.....). They have free state universities (of much higher quality of our state universities) for anyone who wants to access them (even you as an American can get a free degree in engineering in a university in Berlin or Munich), almost free pharmaceutical drugs, free daycare for children, and the list goes on and on. They just chose to support their citizens instead of buying bombs and soldiers to invade countries that have done nothing to us so our corporations can make more money. Alastair did not make a silly comment, instead you are deep, deep asleep and completely ignorant about the world you live in.
The one with the Nuclear Arsenal makes the rules, Alastair.
You’re the man Colbert
Reel Fishermen He really is. Keeps us somewhat sane during the Trump administration.
Christopher Ryan totally agree bro.
Christopher Ryan I see you have an alien pic for a profile pic. If you’re interested in that subject you should watch the documentary on Netflix “Unacknowledged”. You’d like it.
Reel Fishermen Don’t listen to the Trolls. Just trying to save face for whatever it is they have left. I’ll check it out for sure. Thanks man! I hope you have a good night :)
Christopher Ryan cheers
"The pharmaceutical industry..."
You mean the people you hired in your cabinet? LOL
Yeah, that’s like hiring the fox to guard the henhouse. There may be a conflict of interest
lo0lo0o0l
@@artembentsionov More like he hired a bunch of foxes with blood and feathers sticking to them to guard ALL of the henhouses.
I'd laugh if it weren't so damn tragic.
The angry kittens are so cute! :D
😂🤣😂🤣😂👍👍👍
He should be retiring with the orange jumpsuits, and secure rooms with the windows that have bars. :p
The description Steven gives if "The Villages" is pretty accurate!
Most of the residents are very well off and outright rich!
They are also some of trumps biggest and most dependable supporters and donate very heavily to his campaigns!
Not all of us. I'm even a Democrat. (Shhhhh! Don't tell my neighbors.) Lol
@@c.michellesparks2925 Wow. I hope you are careful down there in the swamp.
He is going bonkers with Impeachment proceedings.
Remember when we thought Pres.Bush was a stupid embarrassment to our country......never saw this coming
He was running for President any savy person saw this coming.
Why do I feel like Trump is just part 2 of a stupid president trilogy?
Remember when we thought Pres. Obama was an embarrassment to our country..Now it's Sniffin Joe Biden !
Democrats thought that. Becaude as is the case now they cant win on policy so the mud slinging begins.
Trump makes Bush look like an absolute legend lol
My incredibly-smart Border Collie mix rescue runs out the open door (Northern California foothills) when he hears Drumpf's voice...
Yes.... The right of CHOOOOSHHH!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
If Senate doesn't go through with impeachment, then the GOP needs to stop calling themselves the party of Lincoln. Abe was honest.
Lincoln would be considered a Democrat now. We need to keep the house and take back the Senate
Lol, they lost the right to call themselves the party of Lincoln long ago.
The GOP was the party of Lincoln. Now they are the party of Lincoln Continentals (if those are cars for rich people).
Compared to trump yeah.
But everyone lies do id say "way more honest but not completely" as he was a president of a country.
They're a long, long way from Lincoln.
Every day i wait for this show to make me laugh at all the days nightmares
"The only thing whiter then a golf cart parade would be a mayonnaise water slide" LMAO
My 5 year old niece, who still believes I don't know that she takes biscuits from the tin when she's not supposed to, lies better than Trump.
I love when he “puts away” his invisible prop and the piano guy hits a key. Lmao
It’s a con man’s double bluff technique...
Jon and Stephen have great comedic chemistry, the "putting a prop away sound" is one my fav bits.
KingRaul, the VD he sat down had a deeper louder tone.
Jon
he even looks at the pianist at 7:02 to make sure he does lol
_Like a slug leaving a trail of slime, the swamp follows Trump all the time~_
Put out to music!
There's no longer a swamp in Trump's era, now it became a toxic waste site.
That's an insult to swamps everywhere
Emre Veliu That describes a Hutt, Trump would easily fit into the Star Wars Universe as a member of the species.👌👌😂😂
oh animal jokes
Only in America does wisdom not come with old age.
Hate to break this to you, but old age and wisdom don't necessarily go together anywhere. Many people are incapable of learning from their mistakes. They just keep doing the same thing over and over, but expecting different results.
Yes, Jane, in America we seem to suffer dementia rather than gain wisdom. See "Trump" for reference.
Speak for yourself
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. There are plenty of wise old people in America. They don't want to be president, probably because they are actually aware of what the job entails.
Before: Help me Steven, I need you.
After: Thank you Steven, I needed that.
-Sincerely,
Us
Missed opportunity for it being Us(a) instead of us.
*Stephen
Bring me some almond flour mixture to get a little bit of rain in your hole is the best thing about aquatic squat pog
I wish he would shut up, I can't hear the helicopter!
true story
More and more convinced his supporters are insane
Most people are insane; it's just most of the time we try to ignore it.
Many of my friends and family are drumpf supporters. I'm just shocked that not one of them are willing to change their mind about him, yet! They are ALL still supporting and praising that lunatic! It's positively mindblowing.
They would happily follow him off a cliff. Which would be fine, the Darwin award is the most useful, after all.
I think his supporters do so just to troll and grief on a national level.
I want one member of the press corp, wait to get called on, stand up and ask," Mr. President just how (expletive deleted) stupid do you think we are?"
Stupid enough to vote for Hillary Clinton would probably be his response...and mine.
@@gregm55mullen62 they were both horrible choices......but the Donald is absolutely mentally unstable with delusions of grandeur. His statement "I, in my great and unmatched wisdom" says it all 🤷 SMH 🤦
@@beverly719 you don't think he's the GOAT troll then? You should give Daisy Cousin's vid on CZcams about the genius of Donald Trump...will make you think about all the negative spin about his lack of intelligence.
I've been waiting my entire life for a President to agree with me that we all should have the "Right of Choost"!!!!! Thank you Mr President for making my life compleesht.
Trump: we’re taking down the pharmaceutical industry.
* Hired a Pharma lobbyist as his health secretary *
He literally lies about every aspect of his life. He lives in his own little land of lies until he.believes them himself, and they are subject to change at his whims, but unlike most people, it is extremely easy for him. He chuckles inside when he lies. It gives him serotonin.
sounds like my little fukg brother!
How Orwellian.
President Adderall is taking down the pharmaceutical industry.
And he's clearly being frequently supplied with some kind of drug.
The lies from " The Don " are endless..
🤔.. Delusional Don fits.
Dear United States of America,
This is 2019. I have something to say right now about the current POTUS.
Now I am no longer the worst and stupidest President ever.
Signed.
George W. Bush.
43.
China needs to investigate Ivanka’s deals there.
The Village; a socialist haven that cheers at the abolishment of socialism
Just imagine how loudly they'd squeal if their social security cheques suddenly stopped.
DrownedInExile just imagine if you lost your limbs & needed assistance, or have u had slaves all your life?
but hell don't you touch my Medicare!
2:48 I tried to do a facepalm and then realized my other hand was already on my face.
The "Home Alone" is equally expressive.
He has the right to remain silent, but he lacks the ability to.
"Wouldn't be surprised if..." Translate: I don't have the least evidence for the theory I want to put forward anyway because it suits my self-justifying purpose of the moment...
@@deletedchannel9945 What about the fact it was all proven not to be true???? You must watch Fox News....
@@deletedchannel9945 I've been watching the news more then one channel. Have you been watching the news that doesnt cater to your views already? Even if it is true the way he is going about it is illegal.
@@deletedchannel9945 Obviously... good luck with that. Keep supporting someone who keeps changing their story.
@@deletedchannel9945 Hmmmm... you seem to be delusional. If it wasn't illegal why does he keep changing his story. Hunter was never under investigation to begin with. I dont know what sources you are looking at.
@@deletedchannel9945 I'm so done. You believe what you want. Good luck with that like I said before...
It's interesting that trump believes in "the right of choosh" at all, considering that's not something the GOP as a whole, and trump in particular, are known for--at least not when it comes to women.
OOOOOOHHHHH snap
I legit forgot that Republicans are notoriously anti-“choosh” 😂
@ CSharp
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👏 👏 👏 *Excellent clap back!*
CSharp Are you really that dim witted that you think that?
6:00 "i should be retiring with you"
"yes, you should..."
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I'll help him pack.
@@Birdbike719 Get in line, there's about 200 million Americans in front of you.
@@Birdbike719 Me too.
If he said, "I Won't Let This Become A Social Democracy" that would be more accurate !!!
Stephen, you made me laugh so hard with your jokes tonight!!!! I really needed this therapy :) :) :)
"Antidepressants are the only thing getting me through your administration." - Stephen Colbert
"Stephen Colbert's monologues are what's getting me through this administration." - me.
So much this. And lots of weed
Laura Willits Me 2, Sister from another Mister, 🙏🏻👍❤️
And trevor noah
me too and Yang
Freakin' A! Stephen and Rachel Maddow, her love of our Democracy and our Freedoms is passionate and shows in her truthful reporting.
He just answered the reporter’s question he refused to answer standing next to the leader of Finland. 😂
It's chopper talk he doesn't think anyone can hear him confess
William Luceno 😂 took a few daze to think about it 🤣
No sense of irony.
But he wanted the President of Finland to feel comfortable and welcome... 😳
Now us senior citizens have become the laughing stock of America. My have times change.
The way his shoulders spasmed when he said choice is not healthy...
that's like OJ writing his book about if he had really done it while he was still on trial for doing it.
Is OJ dead yet?
Rachel K no, the juice is still on the loose.
He'd deny writing the book and then regale us with a hilariously bad acted demo of him punching the absolute shit out of a keyboard with his gnarled claws.
Just keep repeating to yourself, “This isn’t normal.”
That’s how we can resist Trump’s efforts to normalize that sort of behavior.
This isn't normal, this isn't normal, this isn't normal, this isn't normal,.......... Ok this isn't working for me, he's absolutely insane
🙄 It worries me that people on the left need a mantra to remind themselves of that at this point.
Mr. V it’s called being desensitized to all this insanity. If it happens often enough, people will stop caring
The second I overheard this on the news, I thought, "Can't wait to see what Colbert has to say about this one" 😂😂
@@deletedchannel9945 Cause that's not the story being covered
@@deletedchannel9945 -- Thank you for the link, especially with that wonderfully misleading intro it has. Now I know who's putting this crap around. By the time that Biden was pressuring Ukraine to get rid of its prosecutor, the Burisma investigation was dormant. (The intro itself says that the investigation was in 2006; please recall that the Obama administration took office in 2009, and this discussion was obviously taped well after the inauguration.) Hunter Biden was facing no charges. Biden had no motive to go after the prosecutor personally. You know why he did? (No, clearly.) Because, like a lot of world leaders, he was trying to deal with the problem of Ukrainian corruption. (You know that corruption Trump's so "concerned" about? That corruption.) The prosecutor WASN'T pursuing bad guys, and that was Biden's -- and the other world leaders' -- objection. I mean, really. You think that if someone was getting a prosecutor fired to cover up their own evil actions, they'd discuss it in front of a camera and a live audience? OK, maybe Trump would. But keep in mind that Trump is not a template for a normal human being.
I need to disconnect all my devices till the end of the next year, can't stand this anymore... seriously
“The Villages” is somehow a very ominous name for a community, and not only because “The Village” was the name of the surreal prison camp in the old TV series “The Prisoner.”
Cool catch!
And also the name of a 2004 movie about a community that recluses itself from the modern world in the hopes of reviving an idealized past, while terrorizing the people outside of leadership positions with an imaginary danger.
@@alejandrozapata6286 Lol yea, The Village horror movie is actually what I thought of, and it seemed quite on point 😂
He will retire in a wonderfull village called Rikers Island
No, there are special nice prisons for rich white people.
Cadet Bonespurs
I suggest a small island off French Guiana.
Cadet Bonespurs you can’t possibly believe this. He’s not going to jail, love. We’ll be lucky to see him impeached and removed.
Amen.
He's too insane and dangerous for Rikers Island. I vote for Guantanamo. In an orange jumpsuit. Or, preferably, a straitjacket. Heavily medicated ;)
Uh Stephen, that’s “hamberder hole”.
tommyt1971 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Hambuder😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
America is one of the countries I would not visit on holiday anymore.
Tourists are safe, it's school kids and immigrants that aren't 😟
Just don't talk to anyone about Trump or politics and you'll be fine
"President of the free world" is no longer in the USA, but in Germany, ironically.
Gerwin Bergsma that’s not true, it is more Macron who is taking that role
Neither are, seriously both Macron and Merkel are not admirable people and neither are their foreign or environmental politics (especially Merkel's). They are preferable to Trump, obviously, but that is a really low bar to set.
If Bernie wins you can get the label back, though.
Its time to call out the orange turd for what he is trumpler mein komph
@@lulumatthewiosi179 Bernie2020✊.
I think i'll move here, I think he should he'll definitely be the village idiot for sure. 😵😵😵
No, once he realizes the only people he could bang ARENT 25 yr old east european swimsuit models who are easily impressed by the "rich american businessman" facade, he'll leave immediately
These ole folk gonna be pissed off at trump when he takes away from Medicare and they don't have it when they need it. Maybe trump will save the day and spot em some cash.
I feel like this whole thing is just an elaborate tie-in to Marvel's next Skrull movie.
Just imagine a lifetime of dodged consequences coming crashing down on you in a few weeks. That’s how it must feel for Mr. Trump.