Hillary Clinton's Acceptance Speech & Fear of Donald Trump at the DNC: The Daily Show

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  • At the DNC, Hillary Clinton accepts the Democratic nomination for president, and Barack Obama, Joe Biden and Michael Bloomberg take their turns laying into Donald Trump.
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    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
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  • @rinotv-9333
    @rinotv-9333 Před 7 lety +1142

    "YOU WOULD OPEN UR OWN DOOR U BROKE ASS BITCH"
    LMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Gh0st_0723
    @Gh0st_0723 Před 7 lety +803

    Lost my shit at the knock knock joke the writers of this episode deserve a raise.

    • @mikehunt3985
      @mikehunt3985 Před 7 lety +10

      The last thing they would give them would be a raise, The show is going to be canceled soon.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 Před 7 lety +1

      That was a good one :)

    • @xiv1496
      @xiv1496 Před 7 lety +5

      +mike hunt where did you got that from?

    • @kanodogg
      @kanodogg Před 7 lety +2

      your people seem easily amused. maybe you'd be entertained if i jangled my keys over your head.

    • @allthatishere
      @allthatishere Před 7 lety +16

      +kanodogg and what's comedy to you, dead baby jokes? Get a grip, Kevin and get off whatever pedestal you were born on.

  • @nobodycares79
    @nobodycares79 Před 7 lety +310

    I don't understand the Trump appeal. One, he's physically unattractive. Two, he makes no sense when he talk. Three, he's a very insecure person, hungry for attention and sensitive to any small criticism

    • @mikehunt3985
      @mikehunt3985 Před 7 lety +7

      The Trump appeal is that all those things you stated are nothing compared to Hillary's flaws.

    • @kylelilley4814
      @kylelilley4814 Před 7 lety +15

      +mike hunt You're literally everywhere talking about Trump yet you never actually back up your points. I wonder why that is.

    • @SwirlyJoe
      @SwirlyJoe Před 7 lety +20

      People think because he's rich means that he knows everything & will make the national debt somehow dissappear. People are fueled by false hope and he intentionally makes people angry.

    • @kylelilley4814
      @kylelilley4814 Před 7 lety +6

      +SwirlyJoe All very true friend :)

    • @constrainedanacronysm1370
      @constrainedanacronysm1370 Před 7 lety

      Well for one he has not yet been proven to actually be above the law.

  • @andrewhodge5572
    @andrewhodge5572 Před 7 lety +205

    Guys, I'm a Bernie supporter, and I still think that this nomination was rigged. But don't take it out on Noah. Y'know, a person can like a candidate you don't like without being an idiot, the embodiment of evil, or both.

    • @tonyman4467
      @tonyman4467 Před 7 lety +7

      yes but they claim to be neutral that is the problem we all have here

    • @ShadowFire1985
      @ShadowFire1985 Před 7 lety +2

      Not true Trevor Noah is a shill and an unfunny idiot Hillary is a corrupt liar.

    • @SuperSupermanX1999
      @SuperSupermanX1999 Před 7 lety +3

      +da copyright policeTM The Daily Show has never claimed to be neutral, nor do they need to. They're a comedy show, so their chief goal is being funny, not necessarily balanced. They simply find the Republicans to be a better source of jokes.

    • @Hartzilla2007
      @Hartzilla2007 Před 7 lety +2

      "I still think that this nomination was rigged"
      SO did the DNC change any primary votes, switch ballots around, or any of the other things that constitutes rigging a vote?

    • @andrewhodge5572
      @andrewhodge5572 Před 7 lety +3

      Hartzilla2007 I think that from the very beginning the DNC has been against Bernie. I'm not going to accuse them of criminal acts, but I will accuse them of favoritism and underhandedness. And who knows? Weird things have happened during the primaries, and I wouldn't be surprised if SOMEONE tried to tamper with the voting machines. But it probably wasn't the DNC, if it did happen. No, I mean that the establishment has been fundamentally against Bernie from the beginning.

  • @AppleCore360
    @AppleCore360 Před 7 lety +294

    I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life! That man makes goldfish seem interesting

    • @melbatoast667
      @melbatoast667 Před 7 lety +3

      +Rum Runner You sound like a crazy person. Bless your heart.

    • @AppleCore360
      @AppleCore360 Před 7 lety +2

      Rum Runner can't vote, not American. but from an outsiders perspective... Trump doesnt seem equiped

    • @musekhadir4125
      @musekhadir4125 Před 7 lety +2

      +censorious I'm Somali and i wouldn't wish to my worse enemy

    • @bkrebs11
      @bkrebs11 Před 7 lety +3

      He almost made Hillary not look like a crook.

    • @theTruthSeekerishere
      @theTruthSeekerishere Před 7 lety

      +Rum Runner are you serious? You crazy fucker, get help.

  • @evanmixon2827
    @evanmixon2827 Před 7 lety +365

    I hate both candidates but God it pisses me off how almost all of these talk shows are so left leaning. I mean they'll bash Donald Trump all day, understandably, but I challenge you to find any videos of them directly bashing Hilary because she's just as fucking bad. Trump is insane but Hilary killed Americans for God's sake and these talk shows won't say a damn thing about it. They raise her up like she's a savior.

    • @stephentursi9478
      @stephentursi9478 Před 7 lety +20

      You're right, the entertainment industry doesn't really dive into Hilary as much. We will leave that to congress to spend 7 million on Benghazi reports. Maybe go read them if you are feeling she is being left out of criticism.

    • @dozyproductionss
      @dozyproductionss Před 7 lety +4

      Listen to the hearings Stephen Tursi. Just like with the emails, it was more like she got away with it.

    • @stephentursi9478
      @stephentursi9478 Před 7 lety +3

      Evan seemed to be commenting on the fact that she isn't getting her fair share of criticism and critiquing. I just think that 7 million dollars and more investigations than 9/11 is worth recognizing and reading up on.

    • @Wajz3
      @Wajz3 Před 7 lety +15

      It's especially annoying and disturbing as an independent like myself. In fact, I used to somewhat lean towards supporting Bernie. But seeing the media in the bed with Hillary and the DNC even after it was released that the DNC rigged the election makes me want to support Trump as a big fuck you to mainstream media and the multi-million dollar companies the Clintons and the DNC are in bed with.

    • @troyeck21
      @troyeck21 Před 7 lety +3

      The only time liberals complain about gov't spending is when their own are being investigated. Assuming you did read the report (and not just every MSM headline with the phrase "No bombshell"), please explain to me what Hilary did RIGHT regarding Benghazi

  • @teaandtrumpets5664
    @teaandtrumpets5664 Před 4 lety +68

    Remember when Joe Biden was known as that chill quite guy who was Obama’s homie😂

  • @nicolasdiaz1542
    @nicolasdiaz1542 Před 7 lety +62

    no joke about that one guy who cheered for Elmo.

  • @BAGELMENSK
    @BAGELMENSK Před 7 lety +224

    This will be lost in the sea of hate.
    I used to support trump.
    I was and still am sick and scared of this cluttered and rigged political gamut that seems to choke out progress in any direction. I thought a vote for trump was a vote against THAT.
    But after the constant inconsistencies, refusal to give straight answers and rhetoric that consistently marches closer to a mirror image of famous tyrannical leaders, I jumped ship. I can't have blood on my hands when a president trump inevitably continues his amorphous xenophobic desperate rhetoric into office and potentially causes massive international incidents that will undermine America's position in the world.
    I honestly don't care whether this changes any minds, I just want people to know the thoughts of a former trump supporter, for better or for worse.
    I'd rather have the actual Adolf Hitler be running instead of trump, because at least then people could see through the thin facade drumpf puts up.

    • @y1hardtop
      @y1hardtop Před 7 lety +39

      Calling him drumpf is pure libtard; nice try though.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Před 7 lety +9

      @LordMatt48 - I hope more people wake up, thanks for posting.

    • @kelanex3488
      @kelanex3488 Před 7 lety +29

      Calling him libtard is pure stupidity. Though it was a nice try coming from a Trump supporter.
      Besides what should anyone expect when a Trump supporter gets hit with facts.

    • @selenaitara
      @selenaitara Před 7 lety

      +

    • @geremynakhone826
      @geremynakhone826 Před 7 lety +4

      but at least Trump says America first, very few people are acknowledgeing that, but support Gary Johnson he is both a business man and a respecteable states man, he also says put Americans first and dosen't have Hillary's messy baggage and scandals

  • @lejonh7026
    @lejonh7026 Před 7 lety +528

    Poor Americans, voting between Hillary and Donald is like deciding which electrical socket to shove your fork into.

    • @shiranweerakoon5890
      @shiranweerakoon5890 Před 7 lety

      TrumpPence2016!

    • @MasterlessVagrant
      @MasterlessVagrant Před 7 lety +35

      I like to think of it as either poking a bear in the back, or running in front of the bear. You either get a complete disaster, or a chance to not have a disaster.

    • @mbmajor01
      @mbmajor01 Před 7 lety +5

      Yeah init, but i think it's mitigation now, who is the least worse option lol,

    • @stugonmonday7511
      @stugonmonday7511 Před 7 lety +3

      The media is covering up Jill stein

    • @PumaIsGr8
      @PumaIsGr8 Před 7 lety +7

      This is nothing more than Hitler vs. Stalin, part II. I guess those who were alive during that time have died off. Trump displays many characteristics of Hitler as he rants and raves, and Hilly look so much like Stalin with her rigid posture, extended arm motions, and vomiting of party mantra. How sad that these two people are the best this nation has to offer. All of your parents, teachers professors, all of the great people you may have known in your life ... Trump and Clinton are the two apex members of society in the United States. Maybe the terrorist should win!

  • @christhevancura9113
    @christhevancura9113 Před 7 lety +49

    One my good friends served honorably for the US Army..He was born in Iraq and is Muslim. .And a good man all day long

  • @sniwii1619
    @sniwii1619 Před 7 lety +262

    I'm from Germany and even I will miss Obama.

    • @jagkings
      @jagkings Před 6 lety +9

      Same from Canada

    • @supwithu8583
      @supwithu8583 Před 6 lety

      You should talk to alot of your ppl who are still as racist as Germans during the holocaust. I have yet to meet a non racist German...

    • @sickid41
      @sickid41 Před 6 lety

      Hillary is worse than Trump. Is why he won. She should have not cheated in the dnc.

    • @TheFreshMaker93
      @TheFreshMaker93 Před 5 lety +2

      I'm from Poland but live in US for few years and I miss him too

    • @CNM2326
      @CNM2326 Před 5 lety +4

      I'm from Zimbabwe I will miss Obama too

  • @issa4767
    @issa4767 Před 7 lety +66

    She got Morgan Freeman??? Damn almost forgot Hillary was a crook there for a second. Morgan is magic

    • @Goldenboy48
      @Goldenboy48 Před 7 lety +2

      ain't it tho

    • @darkflamingopontificates186
      @darkflamingopontificates186 Před 7 lety +1

      Tax loopholes for celebs and they do bank shenanigans. Carry on.

    • @moontears3887
      @moontears3887 Před 7 lety +1

      Plus many MANY other great celebrities.

    • @mbmajor01
      @mbmajor01 Před 7 lety +2

      Trumps committed massive fraud lol! He's the bigger crook, I dunno why you people keep harping on that she's a woman tho lol sorry don't get it l, but what the fuck do I care I'm not even American do what you want to do to your own nation lol

    • @the_kitkat_1356
      @the_kitkat_1356 Před 7 lety +1

      Do your research.

  • @reyskywaka3202
    @reyskywaka3202 Před 7 lety +136

    I'd rather have cersei lannister as president than Joffrey baratheon

  • @Mrwiseguy101690
    @Mrwiseguy101690 Před 7 lety +212

    My dog is more qualified than Trump... and I don't even have one

    • @thomasramquist645
      @thomasramquist645 Před 4 lety

      Sponge .
      Trump 2020!

    • @rond5936
      @rond5936 Před 4 lety +1

      He won....

    • @bronwindraney5111
      @bronwindraney5111 Před 4 lety +1

      Suck it up, bimbo. Trump will AGAIN steamroller the Dems for their shameful waste of the government that we elected, fair and square.

    • @mattw7057
      @mattw7057 Před 4 lety +1

      Jumbomuffin13 Please keep impeaching him, it only shows how desperate the Democrats are to get him out.

    • @raynmanning2893
      @raynmanning2893 Před 4 lety +3

      When you almost cause ww3 and take a pandemic for granted, I would understand why the fuck they want ,that saggy piece of wet toast my dog vomited out, out of offices, he’s like if you put an extra tanned kkk member that ,used his fathers wealth, as president

  • @craze4daiz
    @craze4daiz Před 7 lety +26

    "Cause that's when he turns back into a racist pumpkin" lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @redeemedforgivenfree349
    @redeemedforgivenfree349 Před 7 lety +187

    Good gosh man Joe Biden should've ran...

    • @bkrebs11
      @bkrebs11 Před 7 lety +9

      as a Trump supporter, I would have been far more happy with that. Hillary is incompetent and crooked as hell.

    • @redeemedforgivenfree349
      @redeemedforgivenfree349 Před 7 lety +8

      Cliven Longsight Yeah I totally understand his decision. Family comes before career. I just bet he would've been a man most people could vote for ya know?

    • @DD-d6d3
      @DD-d6d3 Před 7 lety +2

      +Jp 39 Biden is a douche

    • @MCShvabo
      @MCShvabo Před 7 lety +1

      I think he did at the beginning.

    • @iWinGamer
      @iWinGamer Před 7 lety +1

      +MCShvabo nope not true at all lmao

  • @YaYaMan
    @YaYaMan Před 7 lety +474

    How much does Morgan Freeman charge? Would love him to narrate my life.

    • @McStroke23
      @McStroke23 Před 7 lety +1

      shut up you broke dumbass

    • @YaYaMan
      @YaYaMan Před 7 lety +21

      +Nikola Vukovic Nice 👍🏼

    • @McStroke23
      @McStroke23 Před 7 lety

      stupid people that say dumb shit like you on the internet should be put down

    • @YaYaMan
      @YaYaMan Před 7 lety +43

      +Nikola Vukovic And you are just an awesome person, picking random fights online because Internet 😘 👍🏼👍🏼

    • @McStroke23
      @McStroke23 Před 7 lety

      yaahyak yes

  • @thegooseinator9614
    @thegooseinator9614 Před 7 lety +310

    I like how people are complaining about the Daily Show pushing the left "agenda" as if it hasn't always done that.

    • @fadlmorsy8181
      @fadlmorsy8181 Před 7 lety +2

      Can you please elaborate? I get hes pushing it with hillary but i dint get the 'left' part

    • @jalexander1532
      @jalexander1532 Před 7 lety +7

      the left meaning, progressive liberals

    • @fadlmorsy8181
      @fadlmorsy8181 Před 7 lety +1

      Sorry again, 'progressive' liberals?

    • @00daveyr
      @00daveyr Před 7 lety +6

      I think they just mean freedom and acceptance, radical thinking i'm sure

    • @Snafuski
      @Snafuski Před 7 lety +18

      So what. As Jon Stewart once pointed out, the right has just opened itself to being mocked, what, with guys like Hannity, O'Reilly, those stupid "Friends", etc.... As many comedians have called them: the gift that keeps on giving...

  • @nathandipietro1896
    @nathandipietro1896 Před 7 lety +95

    Damn, I really feel for Bernie. You can tell he was HATING having to be there.

  • @DavidWheeler85
    @DavidWheeler85 Před 7 lety +201

    This is comedy?

    • @thejudge4421
      @thejudge4421 Před 7 lety +19

      allegedly it is a comedy, however I've yet to laugh at this shill

    • @thejudge4421
      @thejudge4421 Před 7 lety +15

      which explains why it's tanking.

    • @MiddleClasshole77
      @MiddleClasshole77 Před 7 lety +23

      No, this is propaganda.

    • @angelas831
      @angelas831 Před 7 lety +14

      +MiddleClasshole345 everything that is not your opinion is 'propaganda'

    • @zavdab5238
      @zavdab5238 Před 7 lety

      +Angela Solomon trrrruuuueeeee.your comment is propaganda. 😂😂

  • @lucifermorningstar6061
    @lucifermorningstar6061 Před 7 lety +57

    Inside Trump Tower. Where is he now.

    • @Mmaly201
      @Mmaly201 Před 7 lety +41

      Save this Country, Mr.Queen.
      Actually no, save your goddamn ratings

    • @XxstrawmanxX
      @XxstrawmanxX Před 7 lety +11

      i think flash is doing that

    • @thejuni1988
      @thejuni1988 Před 7 lety +3

      +intromasters1 hahahahaha I think that's impossible now

    • @baronfritzvonshlitz651
      @baronfritzvonshlitz651 Před 7 lety +1

      +cringe I can remember Democrats voting for bill just to get him out of Arkansas!

    • @alienartpop
      @alienartpop Před 7 lety

      +Varoon and the Bushs gave us 9/11.

  • @Nafeesdrmc
    @Nafeesdrmc Před 7 lety +9

    In my opinion, this is the best performance by Trevor Noah so far at the Daily Show so far. He is really making big steps to stamp his own brand on the show. Appreciate your effort!

  • @MrGenedancingmachine
    @MrGenedancingmachine Před 7 lety +77

    Any DNC leaks story yet?

    • @ThaTurminator
      @ThaTurminator Před 7 lety +12

      Nope. Doesn't fit Trevor's establishment narrative.

    • @glittertechnic
      @glittertechnic Před 7 lety +6

      They talk about it in "The Democratic National Convention's Bumpy Start"

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 Před 7 lety +4

      That would imply Trump is anti-establishment. Surely you're not buying the 'maverick against the old guard' bullshit he's promoting? The GOP would love him if he wasn't so honest about hating people....that's all they really have issue with. Hillary's crooked - yeah, so have all her predecessors been back as far as Truman. Oh, but for some reason, the scrutiny you people mysteriously didn't bother to give them suddenly applies to _her_.

    • @victortachiquin4965
      @victortachiquin4965 Před 7 lety +2

      lol so it's all a carefully orchestrated act? stfu libtard, Trump is real, zero illuminati connections.

    • @timashburn6926
      @timashburn6926 Před 7 lety +1

      +ProjectFlashlight612 screw you. yes trump

  • @darylsanchez1280
    @darylsanchez1280 Před 7 lety +132

    Noah has been KILLING IT this past two weeks

  • @k0bh
    @k0bh Před 7 lety +18

    Tevor is growing in this role, this is the most passion he's shown. Enjoyed this piece hilarious.

  • @Goldensquare.
    @Goldensquare. Před 7 lety +7

    Oh my god , that has to be the most jaw dropping knock knock joke ever. Even better than the whole knock knock movie.

  • @anhphi1210
    @anhphi1210 Před 4 lety +10

    Cinnamon Hitler still sounds too cute for this crazist criminal of a president🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @Ragazar
    @Ragazar Před 7 lety +40

    Hillary is sane? Oh dear..

    • @mipmipmipmipmip
      @mipmipmipmipmip Před 7 lety +3

      do terms like sane or insane apply to robots?

    • @robbieclark7828
      @robbieclark7828 Před 7 lety

      Comparatively...

    • @cytherians
      @cytherians Před 7 lety +2

      Michael Bloomberg endorsed Hillary Clinton. Do you think he's insane? Donald Trump only got where he is because of his alleged net worth of multi-billions... but he can't touch Bloomberg. Trump without his money is NOTHING. So, if a man who has over 10 times Donald's net worth saying that Trump is a bad idea, are you going to sit there and scoff at him? If so, check your sanity.

    • @squidtardsfirstcousin271
      @squidtardsfirstcousin271 Před 7 lety

      +cytherians I really don't see that as a logical argument comparing wealth of Bloomberg to trump probably bc the only reason Bloomberg endorsed Hillary in the first place is bc he knows she'll put more money in his pockets then he has right now

    • @Ragazar
      @Ragazar Před 7 lety

      +cytherians Because we all know that people with tons of money are the most moral, smart and nice people in the world? Why are you basing the sanity of a person based on the wealth of a person who vouches for him/her?

  • @jn3697
    @jn3697 Před 7 lety +33

    When Hillary describes Trump, doesn't it sound an awful lot like her?

  • @YenneferStark2
    @YenneferStark2 Před 7 lety +130

    Anyone but Trump

    • @Godswole
      @Godswole Před 7 lety +3

      Why? Anyone but corrupt bitch politician who flip flops on everything she believes in

    • @autumnsnow11
      @autumnsnow11 Před 7 lety +1

      You're right, I would much rather have the lunatic who let American soldiers die to further her campaign.

    • @YenneferStark2
      @YenneferStark2 Před 7 lety +5

      +blake johnson Every politician flip flops. It's what makes them politicians. I personally don't like Hillary, but I'd rather endure 4 years of the state we are in than 4 years of wars and hatred. Trump only spreads paranoia and violent behavior.

    • @Godswole
      @Godswole Před 7 lety

      I don't believe that what you are saying is true. I think the media started that, not trump.

    • @YenneferStark2
      @YenneferStark2 Před 7 lety +6

      +blake johnson have you actually listened to his speeches? I have and they are full of hatred. There's so much terror and wars already, I don't think we need a world leader who only promotes that behavior.

  • @lucyrodriguez6752
    @lucyrodriguez6752 Před 7 lety +8

    that knock knock joke was everything!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @nappyqueen86
    @nappyqueen86 Před 7 lety +7

    love you Trevor!!

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 Před 7 lety +11

    I want that billionaires-losing-it gif.

  • @RedEyesRobotics
    @RedEyesRobotics Před 7 lety +11

    Idk what people are talking about in the comments, that Bloomberg segment had me rolling! XD

  • @divyadityasingh2508
    @divyadityasingh2508 Před 7 lety +3

    No matter how many times I see Trevor Noah's reaction to Bloomberg's speech I can't stop laughing!! 😂😂

  • @corsair4309
    @corsair4309 Před 7 lety +13

    You can fall in line as much as you want, Sheeple, but that shrill witch will never hold the office.

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 Před 7 lety +8

      You'd rather have a racist lunatic with the nuclear codes? cmon man...

    • @SerenGetter
      @SerenGetter Před 7 lety +3

      Which one?

    • @briandavis7999
      @briandavis7999 Před 7 lety

      Don't worry she will hold the office, because she will steal it, just like she did in the primaries.

    • @onlineclothesshoppin
      @onlineclothesshoppin Před 7 lety

      Just ask Bernie

  • @Zerokey77
    @Zerokey77 Před 7 lety +23

    Whoa never noticed that bud in Trevor's ear

  • @shebzydon
    @shebzydon Před 7 lety +3

    as someone from the UK, i literally had to google the american version of pearl necklace lmao

  • @xsociety988
    @xsociety988 Před 4 lety +1

    That knock knock joke was gold.

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman Před 7 lety +37

    Do people really crowd the place to watch Trevor make jokes? I don't see the appeal.

    • @Crystal14351
      @Crystal14351 Před 7 lety +2

      where are your spam bots?

    • @Crystal14351
      @Crystal14351 Před 7 lety +2

      oh, I found them.

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat Před 7 lety

      He's at a college campus. There's your appeal.

    • @llakuawyus7326
      @llakuawyus7326 Před 7 lety +1

      You support Trump? Unsubbed :(

    • @mikehunt3985
      @mikehunt3985 Před 7 lety +1

      What are you 5 years old? How pathetic can you possibly be? "How dare someone not only have different view points as myself but then they express their right as an American to vote for who they'd like? haha You just did the man a favor by unsubbing.

  • @danijmartinez
    @danijmartinez Před 7 lety +3

    Man, that "knock knock" joke had me rofl

  • @ananth224
    @ananth224 Před 7 lety +8

    I want to see Trevor's crying face in coming November.

  • @morbid1.
    @morbid1. Před 6 lety +7

    it's even more funny watching this now...

  • @shyecjj
    @shyecjj Před 7 lety +8

    Few know, though, the name of the woman who put the first crack in that highest, hardest glass ceiling. That honor belongs to a beautiful, colorful and convention-defying woman named Victoria Woodhull, who ran for the office in 1872, 136 years before Clinton made her first run in 2008.She was also the first nominated women for President by her own party.
    Fact Enjoy.

    • @louisholden5127
      @louisholden5127 Před 7 lety +1

      There are women running today who aren't Clinton. The issue is that previously they weren't Republican or Democrat so couldn't win.
      And signing your comment "fact enjoy" would only make sense if that was your name (you did capitalise both words, so perhaps it is?).

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Před 7 lety

      interesting

    • @RandomGuy-ch7ur
      @RandomGuy-ch7ur Před 7 lety

      Major or third party?

  • @SteamTVL
    @SteamTVL Před 7 lety +17

    As a Vietnamese who follows the America's election just for the news and improve my English. I watch/listen to like every Trump speeches, and ofc, watch Trevor/Colbert/Oliver/Secular talk/etc... I don't listen to Hilary or anyone else tho cause i don't find them "entertaining" for my breakfast/dinner/before sleep
    I don't know if Obama/Hilary did something outrageous to the Americans that people hate them so much that they willing to vote for Trump instead of Hilary. But for Vietnamese like me, we don't really care, Obama visitted VietNam not long ago, we love this guy. And from my point of view, from what Trump said "Hilary = Obama but more lies", so i'm more in favor of her than Trump because we outsiders don't care about it.
    Trump on the otherhand, is portrayed on the media as a fearmongering, World crime loving maniac that might triggers WW3, and every speeches i listen to him, it's more or less the same thing. Needless to say, i'm scared shitless of him because no one wants to give up their normal life to go on battlefield. Heck, i'm gonna be honest, like 90% people within the age to serve military duty in my country want to dodge it because that shit sucks balls, let alone actually getting drafted.
    The thing with Hilary is, to Americans, she might be the most corrupted piece of garbage on the planet, but for me, as an outsider, she just makes the rich richer while screw over people who can't afford going with her system in america (Like every piece of shit politicians, heck, im in a country where Corruption takes place before you even blink) . As for Donald Trump, I don't know what he's going to do, but all i hear is him going to ruin the world.
    Just my 2cents i wanna express. Take it as however you want

    • @redeemedforgivenfree349
      @redeemedforgivenfree349 Před 7 lety

      Thanks for the insight man!

    • @nopedone6331
      @nopedone6331 Před 7 lety +2

      It's interesting to hear an outsider's perspective. Also, your English is amazing.

    • @drumpf6184
      @drumpf6184 Před 7 lety +1

      Well, you should watch the speakers at the DNC, the average person, not a politician, to see what they think.

    • @phanaiosapollon2097
      @phanaiosapollon2097 Před 7 lety +1

      The rifts which could lead to WW3 were not put in place by Trump, but have been developing for years. Trump is not creating conflict, but bringing it into the public consciousness. Fear mongering, perhaps, but not obviously war mongering.

    • @praharshsuryadevara8137
      @praharshsuryadevara8137 Před 7 lety

      Trump's speeches are a bad idea if you want to improve your english

  • @Fulgrim88
    @Fulgrim88 Před 7 lety +13

    I want a full "billionaire roast battle" spin off show

  • @samd8914
    @samd8914 Před 7 lety

    Love Noah Trevor!

  • @MrSergioCG
    @MrSergioCG Před 7 lety +4

    Trevor is freakin hilarious! lmaoooooo

  • @kolleo13
    @kolleo13 Před 7 lety +3

    love it. well done.

  • @Trythish
    @Trythish Před 7 lety +4

    ohhh Noah you have made me laughed so hard. or maybe just giggle every time I see your dimples. lol

  • @samiraly07
    @samiraly07 Před 7 lety +2

    I always enjoy watching your show

  • @Ohhc0nn0r412
    @Ohhc0nn0r412 Před 7 lety +10

    The Miracles of Morgan Freeman's Voice

  • @jermainecoble121
    @jermainecoble121 Před 7 lety +3

    I love this show and Trevor you are hilarious. I think this one has probably been the realist and funnies I have ever seen.

  • @midnightsnack1306
    @midnightsnack1306 Před 7 lety +20

    Wow this new host is so bland.

  • @bigpeople80099
    @bigpeople80099 Před 7 lety

    You're the best Trevor!

  • @borisyeltsin4353
    @borisyeltsin4353 Před 7 lety +12

    alright I've lost all of my respect for Trevor Noah and his show. I'm aware of potential bias in all news media but this is just much too obvious. He is making Hilary sound like a saint and is the perfect candidate with clean hands. Neither candidates, I believe, are even worthy for nomination for president but come on cover both of them, not just creepy Trump

    • @FilthyManatee
      @FilthyManatee Před 7 lety

      I can hold some respect for people that are voting for Hillary because they don't want Trump, but how can anyone truly like Hillary for president.

    • @borisyeltsin4353
      @borisyeltsin4353 Před 7 lety

      ***** when Jon Stewart left he seemed like he would be capable of replacing him, but later on I started watching less and less of the show because of him

  • @wali5912
    @wali5912 Před 7 lety +11

    2:04 *lip smack* *lip smack* *lip smack*

    • @hpotter2954
      @hpotter2954 Před 7 lety +4

      Looks like she's sucking on her teeth.

    • @andrewharrison521
      @andrewharrison521 Před 7 lety

      Agreed. Not worth it any more. It's like he was paid to say all of this. Trump is just there to make Hillary look good. She should be in jail. You are clearly showing staunch support for her. Sad to call him a fellow South-African - where are the standards?

    • @wali5912
      @wali5912 Před 7 lety +1

      what

  • @letsbebop
    @letsbebop Před 7 lety +1

    Killed it. This is the first time Trevor has really made me laugh so hard.

  • @SoniaBDorsey
    @SoniaBDorsey Před 7 lety

    Awesome clip!

  • @roberthartlepool1756
    @roberthartlepool1756 Před 7 lety +3

    Of course you heard Hillary and Bernie in the same sentence without a boo, all of the Bernie supporters had been kicked out or walked out.

  • @Legodude552
    @Legodude552 Před 7 lety +94

    Instead of calling Trump a racist, could you explain why you oppose his policies.

    • @milesfinnch7348
      @milesfinnch7348 Před 7 lety +70

      That's great if we knew his policies.

    • @Legodude552
      @Legodude552 Před 7 lety +10

      Miles Finnch You can understand his policies in his speeches. Watch his foreign policy speech from April 26th 2016. My question is, which foreign policies of his do you not support and for what reason? Also, do you support Hillary Clinton?

    • @epic103
      @epic103 Před 7 lety +7

      I guarantee you can't name any of Hillary's policies.
      With that said... Trump has actually given many policies speeches over the last few months. He's given speeches on foreign policy, the military, taxes, national security, fixing the VA system, the economy, immigration etc...
      At least Trump talks to the press and actually does press conferences and takes questions, unlike Crooked Hillary who never does press conferences and runs and hides from the press.

    • @Legodude552
      @Legodude552 Před 7 lety +1

      +epic103 I agree 100%

    • @Legodude552
      @Legodude552 Před 7 lety

      ***** Haha, yeah!

  • @RHStevens1986
    @RHStevens1986 Před 7 lety +1

    This didn’t start out great, but you had me laughing by the end.

  • @sebasmuller
    @sebasmuller Před 7 lety +31

    The World is going to miss Barak Obama

  • @stefanneaga
    @stefanneaga Před 7 lety +8

    they launched the Freeman nuke...

    • @DD-d6d3
      @DD-d6d3 Před 7 lety

      I'm down with that

  • @beastheart120
    @beastheart120 Před 7 lety +4

    Knock Knock, whos there? - YEAH YOU WOULD ANSWER YOUR OWN DOOR YOU BROKE ASS BIITCH, DAMN I LOVE THE JOKES ON THIS SHOW!

  • @s.sabrielly
    @s.sabrielly Před 7 lety +1

    That knock knock joke made me subscribe.

  • @pamelaknight6187
    @pamelaknight6187 Před 7 lety

    Love you show ,good job ,thank's 😁

  • @KELLSONIC
    @KELLSONIC Před 7 lety +77

    "Hillary made history as the first sane person to be nominated for President"
    What?

    • @Weebles6969
      @Weebles6969 Před 7 lety +41

      "Hillary made history as the first sane person to be nominated for president this year. FTFY

    • @Zefurion1988
      @Zefurion1988 Před 7 lety +3

      Still...What?

    • @Weebles6969
      @Weebles6969 Před 7 lety +15

      +Ino Koludrovic it was a joke implying that Donald trump is insane

    • @Zefurion1988
      @Zefurion1988 Před 7 lety

      Caleb soule Yes i know, but the exact opposite is true...

    • @Nicholasryan17
      @Nicholasryan17 Před 7 lety +22

      Youre a fucking idiot if you think trump isnt insane

  • @d57702
    @d57702 Před 7 lety +5

    It's hard to watch this show anymore. They really need to find a new host.

  • @lexarico7606
    @lexarico7606 Před 5 lety +1

    The Bloomberg roast was classic. Too funny!

  • @toastiesin
    @toastiesin Před 7 lety +1

    Damn, Trevor's eyes are sparkly here

  • @loubob0511
    @loubob0511 Před 3 lety +4

    12:31
    Early 2016: Oh please! We’ll be fine.
    Late 2016: I’m starting to think he was right.
    2017: It’s okay! We can recover from this!!
    2018: We can’t recover from this...
    2019: GIVE HIM BACK PLEASE!
    2020: help

  • @noyb154
    @noyb154 Před 7 lety +6

    Affirmative action daily show is for an affirmative action president. Surprise! The DNC looks like the Ghostbusters movie.

    • @TheScarletRose
      @TheScarletRose Před 7 lety +6

      The presence of any minority = affirmative action. Got it.

    • @tonyman4467
      @tonyman4467 Před 7 lety +1

      dude the dnc was just identity politcs.1 after the other they used a bunch of people belonging to minorities to score political points and use them as political tools.

  • @queendsheena1
    @queendsheena1 Před 7 lety

    This is one of the funniest skits Trevor has ever done and I don't even watch this show. Kudos and a subscribe to you sir.

  • @diablo55
    @diablo55 Před 2 lety +1

    Watching his is so crazy in 2021, knowing everything that will happen from then to now

  • @christineclaiborne3139
    @christineclaiborne3139 Před 6 lety +4

    Oh believe me. The world is mourning.

  • @nahnni
    @nahnni Před 7 lety +11

    I love this guy!

  • @MDali-el4zm
    @MDali-el4zm Před 7 lety +1

    Trevor's doing a great job. It takes balls to try to fill Jon Stewart's shoes. T. Noah is getting better all the time!

  • @malemnganbiayekpam8799
    @malemnganbiayekpam8799 Před 7 lety +1

    trevor u're awesome

  • @sydable4
    @sydable4 Před 7 lety +7

    What was that pearl necklace bit about?

  • @xavierkubancik2443
    @xavierkubancik2443 Před 7 lety +7

    I can hear the cries of Bernie Sanders fans in the distance And I am also crying if u were wondering.

    • @DD-d6d3
      @DD-d6d3 Před 7 lety +2

      We weren't wondering

    • @halvey8518
      @halvey8518 Před 7 lety

      😭

    • @Jade-mm1wl
      @Jade-mm1wl Před 7 lety +1

      Dee Dee​
      trump supporter spotted

    • @cytherians
      @cytherians Před 7 lety

      Get over it. Bernie did. He's joining Hillary. What else can he do, crawl back home to Vermont and do local pro bono work?
      I still would have preferred Bernie in office with Hillary as VP. I think they'd have made a great team.

    • @cytherians
      @cytherians Před 7 lety

      As the Rolling Stones said, "You can't always get what you want." However, you can compromise for what you need.

  • @bryansl0587
    @bryansl0587 Před 7 lety +1

    That knock knock joke though - I'm crying

  • @victorsanchez7055
    @victorsanchez7055 Před 7 lety +1

    Trevor, nice work, now give'm a trumpence for the biscuit.

  • @viktorostapenko4499
    @viktorostapenko4499 Před 7 lety +7

    3rd party? Anyone?

  • @FifaMessi010
    @FifaMessi010 Před 7 lety +5

    Wait what? Morgan Freeman? Eh she's got my vote

  • @brookParsons
    @brookParsons Před 4 lety

    So Much Love ❤️💕

  • @ebf1110
    @ebf1110 Před 7 lety

    Excellent. It's 2/17 so I'm crying but that was great. Ty

  • @rdj2398
    @rdj2398 Před 7 lety +16

    we are gonna miss obama

  • @jayfrenchparis
    @jayfrenchparis Před 7 lety +4

    Holy crap I never knew this show had such a large audience

  • @sashaamsterdam
    @sashaamsterdam Před 7 lety

    Okay Trevor, I just subscribed.

  • @j.fabricioelias227
    @j.fabricioelias227 Před 7 lety

    Great show!

  • @lafleurquicache
    @lafleurquicache Před 4 lety +3

    13:02 /// Well this part aged interestingly.

    • @shub202
      @shub202 Před 3 lety

      LololololololololoL

  • @evilbull8995
    @evilbull8995 Před 7 lety +3

    Ok ok ok.. Here's the thing. Just saying, this is a comedy show. It doesn't matter if they are left or right or middle or whatever because this is a comedy show. This is not a journalist. They are allowed to be biased, even if they are. They just bash The Donald because people find him funny. I really don't see why you are hating on late night shows when they aren't trying to be neutral, if they already aren't.

  • @malemnganbiayekpam8799
    @malemnganbiayekpam8799 Před 7 lety +2

    i love this show...

  • @besteducation6245
    @besteducation6245 Před 7 lety

    Excellent!

  • @geniemiki
    @geniemiki Před 7 lety +7

    I liked the humour, but holy shit this segement was so biased that I cringed xD

    • @geniemiki
      @geniemiki Před 7 lety +2

      I identify myself as a leftist, but I can clearly see what parts of the script were added on behalf of which ever corporation owns this show x)*****

  • @calebmeyerrr9937
    @calebmeyerrr9937 Před 7 lety +4

    How much did the Democratic Party pay you not to talk shit?

  • @sdturtles5597
    @sdturtles5597 Před 6 lety +1

    Trevor kills it !!!!!!!

  • @lu-lufoster-dolan5356
    @lu-lufoster-dolan5356 Před 6 lety +1

    Face touching is actually a common sign of stress , kind of a common tick (anxiety sufferer speaking here). The amount of time he spends touching his face is actually an indicator of how much stress he was under.