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🔔 Ding-ding! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most hilarious 10-second marriage crash course you'll ever witness! We've all heard of "quickies," but forget about those. Today, we're diving headfirst into lightning-speed divorces! 💔💨
In this wild ride of an episode, you'll witness some seriously skilled couples who can't wait to untie the knot. Blink once, and they're together; blink twice, and they're signing those papers. It's like the Olympics of breakups, people! 🏆
Hold onto your hats (and your wedding rings), because these lovebirds are about to blow your mind. We've got speed-talkers who can squeeze "I want a divorce" into a single breath, record-breaking slap fights that last milliseconds, and even professional huggers who can "unhug" faster than you can say "irreconcilable differences"! 🥊
But wait, there's more! Witness the quickest courtroom dramas you've ever seen. Forget about lengthy trials and emotional speeches. These couples have got their arguments down to an art form. Divorce lawyers, beware! ⚖️
And let's not forget the grand finale! Our special guest, the Turbo Judge, will preside over the ultimate fast-track divorce. Can they separate a couple in less time than it takes to microwave popcorn? Will the divorce decree be printed before you can say "I don't"? Tune in to find out! 🎬
So grab some popcorn, take a seat, and prepare to be amazed as we dive headfirst into the world of "Flash Divorce." It's like the Indy 500, but instead of cars, it's marriages going at full throttle! Buckle up, folks-it's gonna be a wild ride! 😄🎢
[Closing shot: Charlotte holding a stopwatch, pretending to be blown away by the speed of it all.]
Remember, folks, we're here to make you laugh, not give you relationship advice. So please, don't try this at home. Stay tuned for more thrilling and utterly ridiculous adventures in the world of relationships. Like and subscribe, and let the quick divorces begin! 🚀🔥
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I’m Scottish! He said that the MOH asked him to put a bit of Vaseline on Shannon’s ring and he said ‘let’s keep a wee bit for the honeymoon though’ 💀😂
LMAO I’m Irish and was able to understand most of what he said, that’s hilarious 😂😂😂
I thought he said MOH asked him out for a cold drink and he said to wait until after the honeymoon 😂
@@murielglaphre8946 lol
I was coming to explain. 😂
Not a scot but understood and was coming to help 😂
My ex is a ER RN. She worked a lot of grueling, emotionally draining hours. If I woulda pulled that "prank" on her with the dishes, I woulda got choked out with the stethoscope.
I would have calmly walked over to that sink, checked that everything was, in fact, unwashed... and loaded up rubbish bags with every. single. dumped. item. When asked what I'm doing? "Why? I am taking out the trash, and you're next"...
And you would have deserved it 😂
@@amethyst5512 100%
As an RN, can confirm
Honestly the audacity
Wow. The "shortest engagement ever" lady saying she was "naive, but not stupid" was the most validating thing EVER. Because bad people put me in silly positions before, too, and I have been down on myself about this. But the simple fact is... I did end them. I got out of my own accord.
Sweet lady... I see you. What an accurate way to describe it. So concise
I’m also a useless sapphic who falls in love very easily and fast, and I’ve been in situations where, like, I would try to do some crazy shit, but that “I was naive, not stupid” line hits, WAY too hard.
@@phastinemoon oh, yeah. and queer relationships tend to move pretty fast anyway. And we know we always mean what we say, and tend to assume other people do, too.
I'm definitely less easily swayed these days. But being hopeful and not aware that not everyone is on the same level of thinking as you is sure not the same as being dumb.
I got out of bad situations before I even knew how bad they were on hunches and things I thought of as bad luck at the time, but were more like my intuition moving in spite of me. You can be smart as hell and still end up both in and walking out of a bad situation. I've even walked myself out of crap situations while blaming myself for "ruining everything" and not knowing why I was doing it. It was because my higher self knew.
I still don't know how to this day
Um....u DO realize u can be naive AND stupid at the same time right? And denying it doesn't change a person's low mental capacity?... ijs.
When I was very young and naive, I dated a guy that told me that his mom would always come first for him. I, being very young and naive, thought, “Oh, he really loves his mom! That’s sweet!” and didn’t see it as a red flag. He ended up taking his mom out to dinner on my birthday and completely forgot about my birthday. I needed heart surgery at one point. He was allowed in the room before I was put under and once I woke up. But he wasn’t there either time because his mom wanted him to take her shopping. I got promoted at my job, and we went out to celebrate. He left in the middle of dinner to unclog his mom’s toilet. At 19 years old, he was also constantly hugging and kissing on his mom. In a weird way. He ended up breaking up with me because his mom wanted him to be a Catholic priest so no woman stole him from her. I never spoke to him again, and I learned my lesson. But I occasionally stalk his mom on Facebook. He actually did become a priest. His mom is constantly whining on Facebook on how the Church is constantly moving him around, so he’s never near her. And how the Church won’t let her live with him. And how he isn’t paid enough to financially support her. Like, this is the path that YOU wanted him to take, and it’s pretty clear that being a priest would entail him moving around and being unable to care for you financially. You made your bed, now lie in it.
I do hope he’s happy being a priest though. I don’t know if it was something he wanted, but I hope he’s happy with it. I do think it was good for him in a way because it forced him to distance himself from someone who I could tell was emotionally abusing and manipulating him. She’s clearly a narcissist. She got divorced when he was really young, and she essentially forced him to become like her husband. I hope he’s doing good now. And I learned my lesson to not be with a guy that puts his mother above our relationship.
Omg this is one of the best things I've read in a long time. It's exactly what she deserves hahaha
@@goldengirlxee3831 It is! She also has other kids too, but they were all daughters, and she never cared for them once she had her precious son. She put all her eggs in one basket and in the way she treated her other kids, she made him the only option to take care of her when she was old. All her daughters are no contact with her because she didn’t care for them or devote as much time and attention to them as she did her son. And she forced her son into one of the few professions where he was unable to take care of her, all because she couldn’t stand the thought of a woman other than her having more of his attention. So now, because of her own stupid choices, she has no one to take care for her in her old age, which was one of the most important things to her.
I also find it funny how she ignored her daughters and expected her son to be the only one to take care of her, when statistically, daughters take care of their mother more than sons do.
Wow lol
I'm sorry you went through that. My ex always put his mom before our relationship too. I won't date super mama's boys it's a turn off. I hope good things are in store for you!
That's what he gets for not drawing boundaries. Missed out on a whole ass life. Whatever, dude. Lmao!
1: If he had time to buy roses and scatter petals, he had time to do the dishes himself!
I think that whole video was a prank, not on the woman, but on the viewers. I mean, who goes around wearing a stethoscope when not at work?
@@MarieAnne. And who was filming it?
@@MarieAnne. She just got home from work
It was a skit, not real
@@MarieAnne.I used to be in the medical field and I can attest that you forget you are wearing the stethoscope after a while. There were many times I would be in Walmart or the grocery store and I would lean forward to grab something only to see my stethoscope dangling forward. Cue awkwardly shoving it in my purse and hoping no one thought I shoplifted it.
Lovers who prank together stay together.... I have been with my guy for almost 16 years. HOWEVER.....Forcing your white wife to appear RACIST, just so you can get your damn chicken????? NOT funny.
agreed
Assuming they didn't spit in the food or over/undercook it on purpose too...
Where does it show in the video where she was FORCED to go there? You know the name on the order when you leave the house. Or do all of you walk into a restaurant not knowing the name of the order🤨
@@Shellygrrl2573 I'd figure it would be under my or my SO's name.
Can someone explain a non native speaker what it was put under and what it's racist meaning is?
I am the Scottish bride. He definitely fucked up 😂 But we are still happily married a year on. Got to have a good sense of humour… right? 😂
‘And then last but not least we've got Shannon, who is maid of honour. Maid of honours job is to keep everything ticking over on a day like this, make sure everything goes smoothly. I mean, just this morning Shannon actually phoned me and she said "any chance you can smear a bit of vaseline on Nicole's ring?" I said "listen, we’ll need to keep a bit for the honeymoon eh"’
Just to clarify a few things from the comments. My MOH didn’t actually call him it was just part of his pre planned joke and he wasn’t calling me fat he was just making a cringey sex joke 🤦♀️😂
hah! Charlotte should pin this. She asked for help from a Scottish person and got the actual bride.
this.
you looked beautiful by the way!!!
@@b1gr3d53 thnx u too xD
omg thats hilarious. im excited that we actually got to hear from the bride
That story about the husband with the assistant bringing cake and everyone out to say happy birthday - and he was naked- Charlotte- you are right- this is a urban legend- from the 80's!
Wasn't it a comic strip?
My ex-husband of 6 years also told me "it's not my fault you put all your eggs in one basket" at the end of our marriage.
It is though. He asked you to do it when he asked you to marry him.
@@hannahhickenlooper7877 that was my reaction too. Like excuse me we're married why wouldn't I do that?
Ah, yes, it’s my fault for being faithful and believing you loved me. SMH. Litterally him admitting that he was never fully committed and making it seem like you were naive and foolish for doing so when that’s supposed to be the expectation when you get married.
Should you have had a secret husband? What a silly thing to say. I guess when one can’t find anything else to find fault with? Hope you’re well.
You are well rid of him. I hope you found a real man.
As a single aro-ace, I really don't get the "Who's more important, who do you prioritize, spouse or parent or friend?" thing. I would think it should be triage. Parent in hospital trumps spouse wanting to eat out, friend going through nasty breakup trumps spouse wanting to play video games. Spouse being depressed trumps out drinking with friends. Anniversary with spouse trumps taking parent to store. Why would you compare the importance of different relationships? They're all important in making someone who they are, the person you fell in love with.
It's more that your mom's opinion shouldn't dictate your relationship. Oftentimes, when people put their mother before their partner, it means that they will drop everything and do whatever mom wants, even if that's completely contradictory to what their partner needs. ie, partner is in the hospital, but mom needs a ride to the mall to go shopping; partner has a really big, important event at work that they'd really like for them to be at, but mom wants them to plant her azaleas instead; or they and partner are atheists and against infant baptism, but mom wants the babies baptized, so it's done against partner's wishes, and oftentimes behind partner's back.
"Always putting mom first" is often a red flag for these types of scenarios.
You are so very wholesome.😊
This is the most sensible answer....too bad that common sense is on the endangered species list.
no no no bud lol It's when there are IMPORTANT things coming from more than one. OR if there is conflict between 2 or more of them. Can get into some pretty sticky situations, and feel lost on what to do. I mean you're supposed to take your spouse's side (or sig other, if you're not married yet, but it's a serious relationship) if it's a conflict between parents and spouse. HOwever, if your partner is clearly in the wrong then yeah...take parent's side...be prepared for an ass kicking tho lol
You’re making comparisons based on extremes, like as if it’s always going to be dire decisions that affect a person’s relationship. Sometimes it could just be your partner doesn’t want to go to an event because of whatever reason, but you’re annoyed because your family is there and it makes you look bad or something along those lines. Like, it doesn’t have to be a necessarily “important” event for it to cause problems or strain a relationship.
As someone has already mentioned, who is first priority can change depending on the situation. If my mom is in an accident, she definitely trumps any date or anniversary my partner and I planned. If my partner is upset, they are more important than a planned lunch with my mother.
It changes and I honestly wouldn’t date anyone who pitched a fit because I needed to take care of my mother, the woman who raised me solo, instead of going on a date. You’re allowed to love other people besides your partner.
There's a recent episode of Outlander where a Scottish character who has adopted the Mohawk culture (and looks as Native American as a redhead can) meets up with a British soldier in the woods. Paraphrasing the scene, British dude asks if Scottish dude speaks English. Scottish dude smirks and says something like, "Well, I've known a lot of Englishmen who'd say no." Pretty much sums up that wedding video! 🤣
Probably Jamie
My ex dumped me 3 days before my 30th birthday because "we want diferent things" (I wanted kids and he didn't he wanted to advance his wrestling career). Turns out he was cheating on me and now 5 years later I have my university degree and he has a 3 year old and his wrestling career is dead lol
Good for you, mam!
I think that's what's called a blessing in disguise!
you both got what you deserved... and clearly you deserve better than him
Love it! Good for u!
So happy for you! 🥳🙌🏼
I fell in love with my husband for many reasons, but one of the biggest ones is how he treated his mother. He would go and help her clean, take care of his grandpa to give her a break. My MIL loves her son so much that she wanted him happy. In our marriage our parents are priority I've never asked who he loves more because he's always shown me unconditional love. My mom has Alzheimers and is much older than his mom, he understands that my mom requires more attention and he's never complained about how much time I spend with her.
THIS, blessings to you and your family
Ahhh this is so sweet. Makes me feel better. I know there are always people who take we things too far. But men who don't treat their mother well is an enormous red flag. You need to have respect for each other and for your relationships with your respective families.
Family relationships are vital. And your husband is showing love to you and his family. A lovely combination! 🌟
I think there is a difference between someone who treats their mother/parents well and someone who values their mother/parents' input or demands above that of their partner.
Wishing you and your husband all the best!
I think it’s great that you have a smooth relationship with your parents. That’s ideal, of course. I was really fortunate that we had a similar relationship with my and my spouses parents. When Charlotte is taking about putting your spouse over your mother, it’s when there is conflict. If Mother interferes, says ‘You have to paint the house beige, not grey like you and your wife chose.’ Or worse yet ‘you have to baptize your children, even though your husband doesn’t want you to’, the house had better be grey and that baby better not get baptized. Of course parents may need more attention at times, when they are unwell, or need something. But if someone consistently puts the wishes/needs of their parent over the wishes/needs of their spouse, they might end up spouseless!
I had a boyfriend who did something similar to me with the rotisserie thing. After his name didnt work to pock up his order i asked what name it was under and was unwilling to say that so... i looked at the staff and laid HIS cash on the counter and said "my boyfriend is apparently a rasist mother fer so, enjoy his meal on him. Im sure you know which one." And left. I bought a plan bag of lettice at giant on the way home and through it at him when he asked for his dinner with a big smile. I didnt talk to him again after that and went my seperate way. Im all for jokes and pranks but dude, racism isnt a joke.
If no one else says it... You absolutely crushed in that moment
💯💯 yes girl! That was the perfect thing to do. I love it!
Calm down Gina it’s not that serious.
Was he white? 😮
3:52 When they come back and you say "No, my credit score still isn't great."
Why didn't her GF just tell her that she had been with a guy, and got pregnant, and wanted to be with her and raise the child? Maybe some honesty and integrity would have made a world of difference. WOW! Her loss, I'm sure.
For sure. The girl retelling the story seemed so lovely, loving, and beautiful.
Yeah I'm glad for her dodging a bullet.
It is the deployed woman's loss. This lady seems so sweet, mature, and she's absolutely gorgeous. I think she would have been up for co-parenting if her partner had just been honest from the get-go. I hope this beautiful lady meets her soulmate and has a long happy marriage.
I have a niece in Texas who has a Master's degree in theatre, owned a specialty t-shirt company with her own wonderful designs (she's a talented professional artist, actress, and musician, much like a blonde version of our Charlotte!). She has a darling personality and looks like a younger version of Kelly Ripa.
Her mom accepted with love and pride that her wonderful daughter is gay long ago when she was a teen, but her dad (my brother) didn't (he's a christian nationalist, ugh). They are divorced now, but I still love my SIL. My brother hasn't spoken to me since 2015 because I begged him to reconsider his support of trump. I reminded him of how much our mother hated trump and why. Our mom died in 2000, so she despised him long before he went into politics. She had no use for racists, rapists, and misogynists who abuse women.
My niece married her longtime "girlfriend" as soon as it was legal in Texas. I put girlfriend in quotes, because her spouse looks like a more masculine version of Justin Bieber. Soon after they wed, her spouse started hormone treatments, had surgery, and let us know that he's transitioning to the man he's always been!
They moved to a new community in a rural Texas town for a fresh start after he got harassed and threatened at work. They are very happy and have some acres with horses, living the dream.
It's hilarious, and heartwarming that the white christian girls in their current redneck community are always hitting on my niece's husband now and they only see him as a very handsome young man with a beard. Only their closest friends know that "August" used to be "April"!🏳🌈💕
In the military if you are reported or caught having relations with someone you’re stationed with you can be suspended or discharged
@@LazyIRanch I'm pretty sure that's what OP means with "her loss", her as in the girlfriend, and not the lady telling the story, cause yeah absolutely, I'm not into women but she is gorgeous and seems very nice.
Ah yes, the "and there I was on the couch, naked" story, I've heard it a couple of times before, but it was always told as a joke, nobody ever tried to make it pass as a true story lol
Same! I wonder if something was lost in translation when picking it up from reddit for this video, I can't imagine someone submitted that in earnest without being called out
I liked Charlotte's "birthday suit" joke btw, that was clever
Yeah isn’t that like an urban legend? Lol
It was also a storyline in The Vicar of Dibley, and probably a few other things as well.
@@KCohere33 More like a joke, like I said, I've never heard anyone say "This happened to my uncle's neighbour's nephew" or stuff like that, it was always, "Hey I have a good joke" lol, and it IS good, and yes Charlotte's pun of "well it is his birthday suit" really added to it lol
That joke has been going around for years. It's just a story meant to be fun.
Being Scottish myself... This video was more hilarious that Charlotte couldn't understand the groom 😂😂😂
He was asked to put vaseline on the brides ring to make it slip on... He said... I need to save some for the wedding night though 😂😂😂
😂ooooooh
Still not funny.
From the wise words of another Scottish in the internet "I still don't get it".
New zealander here. I was wondering if Canadian Charlotte didn't understand the term " keep ticking over" so she could translate that bit
@@rachaelbean1439 This Canadian doesn't understand " ticking over."
As an Australian I felt like an interpreter during the Scottish video, we have the power to understand both of you perfectly 😂😂
*Hands back my own Aussie card*
I failed, dismally.🤣🤣
My first marriage. He would ALWAYS call his mother for everything. Never even thought of making decisions with me, his wife. And then next was his job/boss, then his band, then maybe finally me. If he wasn’t on the phone with his mom for advice etc, then it was his boss for sure. It was so infuriating and also demeaning and demoralizing. Fun fact: I found out years later when I had to contact him because I found out that our divorce never got finalized that he was living with his boss. I always suspected that there was something more between them haha. Weeee!
In my first marriage, I called his mother for everything too! She came and stayed with us after my son was born and was very sick and spent a week in NICU. She took me to the hospital every day so I could bring my pumped breast milk for him. She hugged me, held my hand, and kept me thinking positively through the whole ordeal. Her son couldn't be bothered.
When I left him with our 6 month old baby, she testified to the court about the DV she witnessed from him while she stayed with us so that the court granted me a protective order. He snarled at her, "You are DEAD to me!" in court, and she's never seen or spoken to him since.
My son turned 31 a couple of weeks ago, and his grandmother, my ex-MIL is the only one who called him. We both had a nice long chat with her, and I consider her to be one of the best people I've ever known.
My ex was a loser, but my MIL is an angel! Go figure!
And that's why gays should be allowed to marry,because then this shit happens. U see a closeted bro cheating on you and making you feel bad. And I say it as a bisexual woman. Let us marry who ever we want because if not,in countries where u can't, u end like this
@@xd._.28234here is no logic in your statement. You’re making assumptions.
@@xd._.28234bro what?
@@xd._.28234she didn’t specify boss’ gender. Women can be bosses too
If my son said our relationship is more important than the one with his wife, we would take him to get his head checked. And we are close. But his wife and daughter are his priority. As they should be. Run from any man who puts you after ANYONE. Marriage is hard work and takes love and true commitment. I should know. Me and my husband celebrated our 42nd year together in April. 💥🔥💥
Congratulations on your 42nd year together. My husband and I have been together for 8 years.
My oldest son is only 17, the younger one 6, but absolutely they should be putting their partner before me - I don’t intend on being a dick to any future in laws since I’m a decent human so it wouldn’t be a pick them over me scenario. I get to be the centre of my kids world when they’re little and while I still hope to have a close relationship with them as adults I’ve done my parenting and if it’s done right they’re adults living their own lives.
@@Pearcebees7643 Thank you! And congratulations on 8 years!
Truth. Spouse first, kids (if you have them, then parents providing they're not narcissistic toxic a-holes.
I will say this. Red flag if significant other during the dating stage forbids the adult child from any interaction with their parents. That's manipulation and you need to RUN AWAY!
We're not married and we don't have any children yet. But if our son did that I would knock him into next week. Your spouse, your LIFE PARTNER is your everything. The absolute most important person in your life besides your children. End of story. 💥
I can't believe he doesn't love her enough to let her buy Halloween decorations. I could never live in such a loveless marriage. 😔
This.
It took me a minute, then I understood what she said at the end, which was that there was a neighborhood decorating contest and SHE HAD TO WIN! That's not a good reason to break the bank.
That was fake.
@@terrysmith470 I was joking. Sorry, I should have added a tone indicator.
12:10 That gave me ebay bidding flashbacks! I know they still do it, but that anxiety/adrenaline rush feeling came back watching that! 😅🤣
I thought she was really annoying to place that kind of bid in her husband's name
@someone3187 Please, the guy have an account, probably with a credit card registered to it, to be able to place bids. He just didn't liked THAT particular watch, but for her it would be just another 4M watch in the closet.
@@superkd7030 It didn't look like they could afford it to be honest
I broke off a 3 year relationship because I wasn't put 1st in my man's life. Met my husband, who has always put me first before everything, 2 months later. Got engaged 6 weeks after meeting. Got married 8 months after meeting. Will be married 33 years this December. Don't settle ladies, you should always come first!
I'm not 30 yet myself and I agree completely. And you'll know the difference. It will be clear as day he loves you.
Unless you have kids; then the kids come first before any body
You sound narcissistic 😂
@@TheHestyais iooioi
@@TheHestyaio
Dude seriously, that "rotisserie..." guy could eventually have his wife insulted (in a good case scenario) or even attacked (in a worst case scenario). A prank should not even have the HYPOTHETICAL eventuality of someone getting insulted or hurt. I hope she made an order in a women-operated establishment, put it under the name "SmallD*ckC*nt" and have him either pick it up or take it over at the door. I really do imagine the delivery guy (or girl) standing at the door and when he opens it, they say "Delivery for...*checks the note again trying not to burst out laughing* SmallD*ckC*nt, that´ll be 12 dollars....sir."
I might be either stupid or ignorant but...I just don't get the joke..
I love that level of petty
@@Cletus.223 Same...I'm still processing that one.
@@Cletus.223 The dish name he said was "Rotisserie Ni***" It's a insulting word for Black people. The bf was black but the gf wasn't black. She might have been criticised for saying that slur or worse attacked because of the misunderstanding
@@Cletus.223 LadyK1903 is suggesting the wife in that scenario "pays back" by putting something equally ridiculous and potentially insulting to hubby on the order docket for a future order, so workers have to vocalize her opinion of his bedroom prowess. I assume. Seeing as how he's a gamer and most of his action would be happening in his own head.
For the 'Barber' guy, anyone who comes before the person you're gonna spend your whole life with clearly indicates your priority. Example of the last conversation with my ex-husband, trying to save our marriage. I tell him to express what 'really' bothers him, as he always holds back. He started talking about his mother. 'His mother' (again), when I clearly stated let's talk about us, and where the relationship was going. He didn't say anything nice about his mother. Funny because she gave him everything. So that time it hit me hard, he would never be happy no matter what I did, (and it wasn't my job) his mother would always come first, and (still does), yet he considered her a b**ch because she had slept with different men and enjoyed her life after she divorced (during her marriage she had been verbally and violently abused). Taking out all the layers of questions this led to, the 'End One' for me: What the hell does he think of any woman if he can't respect the one who bent over backward to give him all?
So yeah, divorce.
It was a fake video though, clearly, she asked questions and gave him the room to talk slowly and answer. He asked her to read the script for his tiktoks.
What fun stories! I think people have unrealistic expectations when they marry. If a relative or in-law is unpleasant, do not spend time with them. Life is too short to deal with chronic negativity.
I feel so bad for that lady at 3:52... I'm glad she at least learned the reasons why. It's awful when someone is willing to mislead you that far and then let you believe it's somehow you're fault!
Military folks be doing that
@@MonsterPrincessLalaTHIS!! As soon as I heard they were in the military and they were moving fast - I got flashbacks 💀💀💀
Sorry, everyone can be nice for 2-4 weeks. Don't plan a future and give up your apartment before you really know someone for at least 9-12 months. Not that I condone what the military person did, but keep your head when they pull on the heartstrings.
@@monicaclasener Thank you! At least one person in this section has brain cells..lol... I cannot feel sorry for a grown ADULT who does all that for a person they don't know, ESPECIALLY after a few weeks. So yes it IS her fault. Stop being so desperate ladies because dumb decisions just because you don't know how to be alone produces terrible consequences 🤷🏽♀️
Can confirm. I've been known to move across the country with my heart in a backpack and my clothes in a duffel bag. Give it time!!! 😊
If I had a son and he proclaimed I come before his significant other then I’ve done something very wrong.
Married for 26 years and come for long line happy marriage. We don't do pranks; we joke around, but not this kind of prank. My husband won't put me with any prank that would put me in danger.
The staff thought it was hilarious. It’s called a joke.
14:10 His barber is probably also his therapist. I haven't actually gone to barbers in the USA, or in general, but from what I've heard, once you get the "regular" status, the barber pretty much becomes your best friend whenever you visit, and you talk about things you wouldn't otherwise talk about, kinda like with bartenders.
My sister, after watching your cheaters video from a few days ago, will sometimes randomly say “the LEGS” for absolutely no reason. Imma stay for comedy for ever
Its "absolutely not" for me😅
That was a beautiful piece of post production! Chef's kiss!
The term ‘The Legs’ should be added to the urban dictionary 🦵🦵
TRANSALATION: And last but not least we've got Shannon, who is maid of honour. Maid of honours job is to keep everything ticking over on a day like this, make sure everything goes smoothly. And just this morning Shannon actually phoned me and she said "Any chance you can smear a bit of vaseline on Nicole's ring?" I said "listen, only if you keep a bit for the honeymoon eh"
Charlotte this is a perfect translation 💜💜💜💜 thanks so much @ChellePearson, for taking the time to do this!
BUT WHY SMEAR VASELINE ON THE RING???
@@grammyspa-jammies1737 it's so the ring slips on easier when exchanging rings. Your hands get clammy and the ring sticks. She was probably nervous and worried she was going to have that awkward moment when it gets stuck.
@@grammyspa-jammies1737to let it glide on smoothly. It also works with other kinds of rings 😉
@@lizandanel1461 That's what happened at my wedding. We all had a laugh.
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Why did she still go to get the food? I would not have gone.
2:05 guess who ain’t getting their food, I ain’t getting jumped cause you wanted to fuck around 👉👉
I would be absolutely livid if that rose petal prank got pulled on me. And that whole "we're friends" trick after being engaged... Been there, done that when I was that age. That's the most f***ing disgusting thing you can do to someone! Why can't people be adults and own up to why they feel they can't be with someone without gaslighting? What happened to adulthood? Jesus.
Getting engaged so quickly is ALWAYS a red flag. It never ends well, whether you marry or not. In fact, not getting married to someone like that is preferable...
That's why I was shocked when a friend of mine got engaged after a year of dating a guy and then, she married him not long after. They've now been married for 3 years now but it's a shock to me. He works for UPS and she works as a nurse in a nursing home, I think. I was shocked with that but hey, sometimes it works.
@@Supersoccerchic nah my parents got engaged and married about a year and a half after they became friends (they were together for 6 months then engaged for 6 months) they just celebrated their 23rd anniversary this months and things are really good between them no sign of trouble.
that rose petal prank was mortifying
I mean, this isn't exactly new behaviour
15:15 "That's the same effing thing Curtis!" This totally reminds me of my siblings, and my cousins and their spouses when they say "Andrea they just said they don't love me anymore," followed by the partner, "Andrea don't listen to them, that is not what I said" Lmfao!!! I love it!
I'm sorry for the "Who's your first priority thing?" Thing, I was in a relationship where it was made clear to me that ai would always come in second to someone else. It's a terrible feeling and hurts horribly. The only way it wouldn't, is if it was their kids that came first. Because that's what being a parent is. However if kids aren't in the picture then your partner should be your first priority..
It was a fake video, from the man, he asked her to read the script out loud.
"You don't need a dick to be a dickhead!" I love you, Charlotte!!
The maid of honour is called Shannon. She called him and asked him to “smear a bit of Vaseline on Nicole’s (bride’s?) ring”, I guess so that it was slide easily on the finger during the vows and he then said, “Listen I’ll need to keep a bit for the honeymoon.” I’m guessing in reference to lubrication? 🤷♀️ He does have a pretty broad Glaswegian accent!
Also "ring" = ringpiece = anus. So I'm thinking it's an anal sex joke.
🤣i told a bf to choose his mom or me and I wasn’t going to compete with her. He was shocked and offended? This 35 year old child would kick me out of bed on Saturday morning to go grocery shopping with his mother. Not only that, if he didn’t text her by 6am during the week, SHE WOULD CALL HIM TO MAKE SURE HE WAS UP FOR WORK.
You would always have come second in that relationship if you’d stayed with him. Good for you. 👍
All of my ex's not only put their family first but also their friends. People and their messed up priorities these days. I always put my lady first but unfortunately I don't have one currently.
@@susangrande8142she'd probably be third in that relationship 1) Mommy 2) Him 3) Her
Oh no she didn't. 😂😂
That's so sad for the gorgeous woman who wasted that time with that girl and the brief engagement. She is gorgeous and I love her smile, completely and totally that other woman's biggest loss. Love you Charlotte you keep me smiling 💯
I agree with what some others have said here. Absolutely love your content. Your laugh is contagious. I found you on my feed on Facebook (outta nowhere) and had to follow you here. Thank you for keeping me uplifted. It's been an insanely rough year so it means a lot to be able to laugh and smile.
For the food pick up involving the N word, I would either eat the food myself or throw it away because as mentioned, that was dangerous.
No way I would have ate it, no telling what they did to it, and well deserved but still...
I’d be mortified for that food order..I would’ve left that there
right... I would have pretended it's not my order. Then ordered something nice for myself only, then driven home to eat it. At home I would have told him to fetch his own food if he wants to eat.
The first guy gives the energy of *walking away and thinking the rose peddles would magically clean themselves up.*
Omg, rotisserie “n” was absolutely hysterical n totally organic! The hubby was so cute!
I'm not a Scottish I'm Mexican but the Scott is basically making a greasy vaseline joke. At least that's what I got from it. 😂
I think the word KY says it all.
*scot ❤
I'm not Scottish I'm Aboriginal Australian but we do pretty well picking up on slang considering how ridiculous some of our lingo is lol
I think what the dude is implying is that wifey put on some extra weight which is why the BM asked to use some Vaseline so the ring could actually slide on the bride's finger
@@merikihood3347 the bride actually commented and said it was a bad s*x joke.
@@merikihood3347the maid of honour suggested the Vaseline for the ring to help it slip on her finger, he turned it into an a#al sx joke
The birthday, secretary, naked story is great, but it's been around for decades. I probably first heard it in the 70s.
Fellow Scots, anyone else feeling both proud and embarrassed at the fact so many folk just can’t understand us?
That last one was good.. the delivery, the setup.... that was good😂❤
14:05 as a barber I absolutely lost it from laughing so hard 😂😂 also as a female barber I 100% know if any of my clients said this to their wife it would be instant death.
A customers wife almost lost her mind when her husband left his phone at my shop and I picked up. Usually I don't do that but he was leaving to go for a business trip that was 8 hours away right after he left my shop 😂 I could feel the rage through the phone as I explained who I was and why his phone was with me.
It was a fake video.
@Widdekuu91 no shit Sherlock 😂
Also it was satire, wasn't it. Of course people are saying this with bartber, hairdresser, tailor etc. If you find a superb professional, cherish them. 😅
@katalintimeaborsos5806 I know it's satire but it definitely cracks me up especially being in the profession I'm in. But I 100% agree if you find a skilled tradesman you cherish them!
I personally would be enraged if my partner bid on something that expensive at an auction as a prank. I don’t think it’s funny at all. It all worked out in the end but she had no way of knowing what the outcome would be. It’s such risky and irresponsible behaviour that I would consider ending a relationship over it.
I bid on something weird at an auction, not thinking I'd actually get it. No one was bidding, so I bid the minimum $10 to get the bidding going because I knew the auctioneer and was trying to help. I got it for the minimum bid. It was a mounted skull of some kind of African animal with huge spiral horns.
I still have it, 30 years later. I learned to appreciate its beauty even if others didn't! It reminds me of something from the Addams Family house. I regret nothing!
I remember my ex-husband was bidding on a basketball jersey. When it got up to the thousands, I gave him the evil eye that said, "Don't bid anymore!" He actually listened and stopped bidding!
But by how he says "you clicked" and "you sicko", it seems like he was gonna fake press the button and she panicked and clicked herself (maybe trying to grab the mouse away from him?) as the new price appeared... Maybe I misinterpreted but it looked that way
@@0Onyx13 i think that it maybe was a fake page all together? like a video and she just pretended to click? and when she supposed to click the second time and couldn't but number changed he realized that it's a prank and started laughing? because I don't understand why he would start laughing in any other scenario
Looking at that room, and just the general vibe, I think this is someone who has a lot of money to burn. So like, he still panicked cuz it's a lot, but it isn't as huge of a deal as it would've been for the not rich. Lol. Still really bad, but this is probably a rich people exchange.
15:46 omg that's the same face Mrs. Crocombe makes when throwing shade from Audley End House 😂
I’ve seen this exact video 3 times now (because I watch you on loop) and I still ugly cackled 🤣🤣🤣
0:05 I so badly want to believe that those were washed dishes arranged best-effort to dry.
All Rise for the Potato Queen! 👑🥔👑🥔
* Rises with tater-thusiasm *
All hail the potat Queen!
Here here.
@@ZombooMatrix I love this!!! "Tater-thusiasm" you have given us a new word, we must follow your example. 👍
LONG LIVE THE POTATO QUEEN!
I love ur stare after the dishes popped up. So hilarious 😂
I love the sound effects you use to cover over swear words, cracks me up 😂😂😂
A Scott here! Essentially Shannon (MOH) asked the groom to put some Vaseline on the bride’s ring (so that it didn’t get stuck during the ring exchange) but the groom turned it into a sex joke by telling her to save something for the honeymoon.
The woman telling the story around 4:25 is so GORGEOUS
That first one was the funniest shit ever lol! Nurses need to do dishes too! Everyone works.
The bidding was so fun and funny🤣😂🤣😂 Char hilarious 😂
The one about the husband who went to his secretary's apartment with her on his birthday has been used over and over and over.
I remember an uncle telling that joke circa 1972. Cute but VERY old joke!
it's an old joke
I agree. I read this years ago before social media. Just another recycled story.
I love when men do more work to avoid the work than just doing the work
Charlotte's description of bidding wars has me wrecked 😂😂😂
“It’s not my fault you put your eggs in one basket” THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS FR
I knew that the deployment lady was pregnant when she said she was moody and grumpy a bit...like ohhhh ok! She Prego! 😂😂
Her screaming: "How do I stress you out?"
Him: "Exactly"
So relatable. 🤣
I did something similar a long time ago with the rose petals, but it led to the enclosed patio where I had a naked cabinet and stain waiting. We've just celebrated our 38th wedding anniversary.
Text scottsman is amazing I love it. You're so funny you can't ever lose that friend. Never that sense of humor is critical.
1:54 Why even bother picking it up? I would have left it and walked out, bought myself some food elsewhere and ate in front of him.
Same
Full translation of Scottish man (only correct me if you're Scottish, I'm English): And then last but not least we've got Shannon, who is Maid of Honour. The Maid of Honour's job is to keep everything ticking over, on a day like this, make sure everything goes smoothly. I mean just this morning Shannon actually phoned me and said any chance you could smear a bit Vaseline on Nicole's ring. I says listen I'll need to keep a bit for the Honeymoon, eh!
Ohhh thank you so much! English is not even my first language, but I made out more than Charlotte (maybe because it's not my first language? Not sure) but still not everything, and I got the end really wrong, which is what was confusing me, cause I thought why does he want to involve the MOH in the honeymoon?? lol What I understood was: "And then, last but not least, we've got Shannon, who is MOH. The MOH's job is to keep everything intact [smth smth] on a day like this, [smth smth] goes smoothly. I mean, just this morning Shannon actually phoned me and said [unintelligible] I said only if you keep it up for the honeymoon!" thanks for the clarification, it makes a lot more sense now!
@@0Onyx13 I had a Scottish teacher and this guy has the exact same regional accent as my friend Jacob so I got most of it the first time, the bit I actually got wrong was "on a day like this" I thought he said "on a daily basis"!
The last two cracked me up!!!!
I WHEEZED 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT, CRYING OVER THE BIDDING ONE
0:30 Maybe he was proud because he washed the dishes so he wanted to show her lol
"Chivalry" may not be "dead"....it's definitely on life support though! LMAO
Yes! And on hospice! 😂
3:32 when they yelled surprise, he should have jumped up and yelled, " suprise! Gotcha!" Play ot off like he meant to do it.
The husband gaming and too lazy to even pick up the takeaway + putting her in trouble. Run girl run!
Omg that poor girl who got engaged for 30 seconds my heart dropped for her. But so glad she smiles and moves on. U deserve much more babe ❤❤❤❤
I cannot go ONE day without watching your videos Charlotte! You are an absolute blessing and comfort
Love you too!
Honestly, daily I check up around 5pm my time to see if the new vid is up, I need my daily dose!!
Honestly same, her videos get posted at 11 am every day here and I cannot go to bed until I watch them (I work overnights)
😂❤
This is better than an advice column. Too bad I didnt have this when I was yoing. So wise!
The barber guy was so cute n funny! I loved him!
The bridesmaid asked him if he had Vaseline for the brides finger for the ring and he said I’ll save that for the honeymoon. Lol.
Actually he said the Vaseline was for the ring (no mention of finger or the use of wedding as an adjective). But with the mention of the word honeymoon filthy minds go elsewhere...
The last couple arguing over Halloween decorations is relationship goals. I’m not gay but that lady is my soulmate
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I would barage my way to my partner and bring em to the kitchen and be:
What is this? Did i do this mess while i was gone? No, you clean your mess up. My mess is not yours.
13:43 Aaaahahahahahahahaaaa!!!😂
Omg!! I thought she wanted a Berka!!😂🤣😂 I was soooo confused!!😂
My ex-fiance was one of those "my mom comes before you" guys. Obviously it didn't work out ..and their relationship is so weirdly close everyone we knew talks about it..😬
What a wild ride! A real roller coaster of emotions. I laughed, I cried, I almost peed myself, but mostly I laughed ! Because; well…Miss Charlotte of course!
The birthday surprise one with the co-workers is an old joke. Been going around for years but amusing none the less.
I love the one with the Birkin.... they have a shop around the corner from Harrods where they buy and sell high end designer bags and watches.
Many years ago my ex husband phoned me during a shopping trip with his mum to tell me he had bought a surprise. When he came home he presented me with a milk pan, you know the small pot with the kind of spouts at either side for pouring liquids. He’s lucky I didn’t beat his a** with it and was told that any household goods he buys are not presents or surprises, they are for everyone in the house. He never did again
I bought a shotgun for my wife for her birthday.😂😂😂. For some reason she still hasn't shot it once after four years.
For my 40th birthday, my then POSSLQ (person of opposite sex sharing living quarters) bought a “Safety Can” can opener and jar opener set. I was already sick as a dog with a throw-up migraine from some grog he’d made that I had (only some of, not very much) the night before. It was a memorable birthday. He became my ex after 8 more months. My co-workers at the time called him “Can opener man.”
To put it simply Jon you just haven't pissed her off enough would be my guess as to why 😂
My husband once gave me a portable fire extinguisher for Christmas. AND, it was a free safety award from his job. AND, we were opening gifts with our small extended family. I kept my cool, but shew thought my momma was gonna grab it and whack him with it! 💥🔥💥
@@Brusseldudes7180Ya know...the fact that she hasn't used it is probably a good thing. If she suddenly wants to get really good at using it? I'd just start sleeping on the couch if I was you.
Charlotte is apart of my daily routine 😂
wasnt ready for Charlottes beautiful singing voice 😍
I LOVE WHEN YOU SING
I really hope that one woman who got played in Italy sold that ring and at least got some money out of that mess. All the other "pranks" were so awful, I agree with Charlotte. DIVORCE, I SAY!
About that "fool me once. . ." thing.
My aunt told me that when I was in my mid teens; there was a "fool me 3 times" part, I just can't remember the "shame on" part of that one.
Doesn't matter though, nobody ever gets past the "fool me twice" part.
Fool me three times shame on both of us...looked it up😂
That birthday surprise has been going around for decades. Well beyond social media, email, internet, etc. Ppl would tell that joke.
that last one 😂😂